#and then paragon

[partofitall]

robin hobb really looked at ships and said ‘huh, these are pretty neat, but what if they could experience The Horrors’ and then wrote a book about it

[sophiasartandgaming]

[baelonthebrave]

if your canon romances are handers and solavellan just know you have inflicted more stress on varric tethras than being viscount of kirkwall ever could

[hoolly]

Will realising his socks are clean and not crunchy: woah where'd my nut go

Hannibal in the kitchen:

[onetruechromosome]

It’s funny when doing the pull up challenge, there’s Paragon and Renegade options. Like some of the pull ups are evil.

[fancyfade]

Tim and dick have different brands of foot in mouth disease because tim is genuinely clueless and self centered when he says stuff like "your parents death was the most traumatizing thing to happen to me" or complains about how hard it is to lie to your parents to orphans, but dick is 100 percent aware of what he's doing when he says stuff like "you think your dad would put up with you like I do" and throws accessibility or lack thereof in people's faces or brings up Roy's past addiction in arguments, he just CHOOSES to say that

[nowaygraham]

People talking about Saltburn like it was the most shocking and twisted and weird and unhinged events they ever witnessed while Hannigram shippers go peacefully to bed reading Paragon.

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You said you joined me because you believed I could save the world. That was a lie, wasn't it?"

"No, of course not. No one else could have rallied the people to our cause. The symbol you represent combined with your fervent idealism— you may as well be a god walking among them. They'd do anything you asked."

[ilynpilled]

“jaime did it mostly for self preservation” “he did it bc he was ordered to kill his father” are not only blatantly incorrect and borderline illiterate reads of what is in the text but idk why people find it unfathomable that someone like jaime would want to prevent thousands of people from violently burning alive. like it is not actually a difficult moral equation which is why it is at the center of jaime’s arc and his relationship to his society because he realizes that the ethical constructs of westeros seem to be in opposition to this very obvious moral choice as seen by how the situation could even escalate to the point that it does through the enablement of the tyrant by the respected institution of the kingsguard and the uncritical upholding of the honor system over an actual coherent moral code. same with the scorn he receives for killing what everybody acknowledges as an objectively horrid tyrant who harmed innocents and violated law that knights are also sworn to protect and uphold and actually contradict by not acting against.

[the-home]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[ihatejonarbuckle]

I used your blog as a trove of sources when explaining to my partner how terrible Jon Arbuckle is. Thank you for being a paragon of loathing.

i need to get "paragon of loathing" tattooed onto me

[werewolf-transgenderism]

baby Fool my beautiful child who has done nothing wrong ever in their life

[ID: a medieval-style drawing of a young Fool in his black and white patterned motley with red accents, carrying Ratsy and looking to the side with a mischievous expression. there’s handwritten cursive text to the left of him reading “fitz fixes feist’s fits. fat suffices” and there are a few gold sparkles to either side of him.]

[severussnapemylove]

I just…my brain hurts… I made a comment on a post about how Lily isn’t shown actively defending Severus until it’s too late, i.e. SWM. And someone came back with “just because it’s not said in the book, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen”.

????????

What are we supposed to go off then, if not the books? A great many things could fly under that explanation. Fact is, everything I see tells me that Lily was not a good friend to Severus. A true best friend would be after bullies with a baseball bat. Not trying to justify the bullies behaviour and coming out with the attitude of “you should be grateful one of the bullies draws the line at murder”.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile