#and then i want to tell their gfs
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when niggas with gfs hit on me i feel so gross and violated. then i get triggered bc if it can happen to them it can deffff happen to me. bc men are despicable
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can you draw candy as fiddleford. plz plz plz OuO
Oh believe me I have,,, SO MUCH ART of Candy as Fiddleford she literally drives me wild
Take this massive dump of art of young Candy and Dipper because they made lose my mind in the best way possible š„šš„
EDIT: A kind soul named DastardlyWLW decoded all the codes in the replies because I was an idiot who forgot to write down all the codes before I merged my layers, so if you wanna know what the codes all say just look in the replies and thank them for saving my sorry ass š„šš„šš„
#relativity falls#relativity falls au#gravity falls#gravity falls au#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#gravity falls fandom#candy chiu#dipper pines#gravity falls candy#gravity falls dipper#trans dipper pines#heās very important to me <3#art#fanart#gf fanart#gf fandom#digital art#procreate#procreate art#citricacidart#I dont think I should tag Candy x Dipper mostly because it was likeā¦ a temp fling and not an actual relationship?#idk if anyone wants me tag some kinda ship name just tell me š„#if you notice any spelling errors; I wrote this all in like 7 hours so no you fucking donāt#cw cursing#cw swearing
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Have you seen anything strange? šļø
Have anything strange seen you? šļø
#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls art#stanford pines#stanley pines#shanklin#dipper pines#mystery twins#pines twins#pines family#bill cipher#the book of bill#gnome#shmebulock#background#art#fanart#colored#artist on tumblr#yeah the proportions and perspective may be a liiittle bit wonky but i wanted it to fit into the silhouette#Also it's the first time in forever i did some backgrounds (you can tell...)
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear heās really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time Iām thinking āoh dear GODā staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering whatās happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ heās blond
#his outfits are busted heās cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it heās blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like āoh we love him! we would always love him!!!ā LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). donāt look in my eyes and tell me you donāt think heās a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters weād be on armandās side#and also youād wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstarās gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#āhey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like Iād let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpaā#lestat is nothing this is danielās time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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hey. can people please stop parroting "stan only regained his memory because it's a disney show" like it's an objective fact and somehow a storytelling flaw? because that's reductionist and straight up untrue. stan regaining his memory is not a random deus ex machina, it's clearly established earlier in the season that the memory gun isn't permanent via mcgucket's storyline. as soon as mcgucket watches the tapes in society of the blind eye, he begins to gradually heal and regain his memories. it makes perfect sense that mabel's scrapbook (and in journal three, stan and ford's old home movies) would function the same way for stan.
realistically, stan probably wouldn't have remembered his entire life in the span of a week, but his recovery is obviously being condensed for the sake of pacing. there's a ton of awesome fanworks based on the idea that he's still recovering new memories long after the end of the show, particularly from the darkest period of his life when he was homeless and estranged from his family. but that's not relevant to the finale. what matters for the show's purposes is that stan remembers the events of the past summer, so that his goodbye with dipper and mabel at the end of the episode holds dramatic weight. because THAT'S HOW YOU WRITE A STORY.
#this may or may not have been brought on by the gt live stream#āstan regains his memory because god forbid a story have stakesā THAT'S NOT WHAT STAKES MEAN???#the worst possible outcome does not have to take place in order for a story to āhave stakesā. it just needs to be a possibility#THE WORLD ALMOST ENDED#there's your stakes#every time someone says that the scrapbook jogging his memory was a random deus ex machina i want to scream#IS MCGUCKET A JOKE TO YOU???#quick question do you understand the concept of narrative precedent. do you know what set ups and payoffs are.#you can tell i am very calm about this and not at all infuriated#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls spoilers#weirdmageddon#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#fiddleford mcgucket#society of the blind eye#gt live#being vague posted about lol
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greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it
#also it's so cute how he says 'visited' instead of just 'been to' like you can tell he learned how to talk from tv#tomgreg#greg hirsch#which side are you on?#fr why is this part not talked about much beyond the Thor Loves Poptarts-ification of greg loving cpk#tom says my gf is out. so let's go out to dinner. the moment greg understands that it's a serious proposal he's SO excited#and it's clearly NOT for any notion of fine dining. he doesn't ask tom 'where are we going'#no. he wants to go out with TOM!! he has a restaurant in mind that's a treat for him and he's excited to share that with tom#i think he is feeling a tiny bit snubbed at the end by the way tom refuses to let greg have the upper hand#like tom asked him out and greg literally asked him out right back. and rather than be excited tom is like no I'M doing the asking out!! lo#but yknow ultimately tom has his own thing that he already really wanted to share with greg#he IS delighted that greg has unrefined tastes bc it means he gets to treat him. he gets to be the reason for greg's awe#also he just thinks it's cute imo#and greg took to it as much as one can when they've already been more or less forcefed (much like the ortolan he eats lol)#anyway. tom's need to feel in control is his detriment bc greg wanted to treat him to some cajun chicken linguine and then fuck him silly#mine
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Bill deliberately enabling Fords worst tendencies because a Ford that is bitter, egotistical, isolated and completely dependent on Bill is convenient vs Fiddleford constantly reminding Ford of his humanity and his kindness because he actually cares about Ford and sees so clearly that he needs help. god
#BILL WHEN I GET YOU. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!#just finished the book of bill btw. idk if you can tell#gf#gravity falls#fiddauthor#I guess. if you want it to be#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket
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the new winter outfits are so CUTEEEE
#stardew valley#haley sdv#haley stardew valley#sdv#shes sooo#THE WINTER CLOTHES MAKE ME INSANE#tell me why haley mentioned alex once and i wanted to bite the bars of my enclosure#i literally have an irl long term gf??? why did i do that#my art
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i might be getting a little freaky.... and on a friday night no less...!
#friday night funkin#fnf#pico fnf#boyfriend fnf#girlfriend fnf#fanart#yeah. if u dont follow my main. ive been going a little fnf crazy the past like 48 hours#anyways these were the doodles i did on paper while waiting for my replacement apple pen tip that i threw together in procreate#can u tell i like drawing gf with her demon traits on display. i hope she gets to finally go apeshit someday. i want to see full demon form
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It's fucked up that pets are dependents and you need extra money to feed them and shit and you have to consider that before you get one. In my opinion when you put a collar around a girl's neck and watch the personhood drain from her eyes she should become immortal somehow also.
#also if she's immortal you can do all the stuff she keeps asking you to do that freaks you out for don't wanna kill you reasons#multiple gfs have asked me to choke them and I just can't dawg#too fwightened#but an immortal pupgirl? Sure tell me how tight you want it#If you pass out from being not killed we know it was too tight
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wait people actually date because they think about being with that person for the rest of their life? like to get married and all?
#this is sarcasm#but a friend of mine is having problems with his gf and using me as a vent listener#despite giving him so much advice and telling him that they might not be compatible#and that he should think if he really wants to be in this relationship#he tells me he wants to give it time and if hes gonna be with them for years to come#i dont understand allo people#aromantic#aro#aromantism#aroace#asexual#aromanticism#ace#vent#aspec#a spectrum#alloace#alloaro#aroallo#aceallo#acespec
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Fanart time!!
Of the 3 Bill AUs who are the biggest inspiration to mine...
...And Canon Bill. He's fine! ^_^
Credits:
Mr Bill Pines AU: @honeqq
Our World AU: @moonesaiky
Handyman Bill AU: @handymanbill
Gotta love the Cipherverse!!
#my Bill doesn't have a triangle form btw#i mean it still depends on how much of his power do i want to give him back in FIXINIT2#i could've just drawn all of them as humans yea. but this is more fun. triangle Bill is iconic and you can't tell me otherwise#fanart#gf fanart#gravity falls fanart#mr bill pines au#handyman bill au#our world au#ow au#canon bill cipher#bill cipher au#bill cipher#cipherverse#into the Cipherverse#au fanart#my art#gravity falls#gf#handyman bill cipher#mr bill pines#our world bill#gravity falls au#hamsty art
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me if making fanarts of fictional bands was a job
#i'd be a billionaire#this is how you find out i have not one but two bands in mine and my gf's oc uni#the band's name is werva and they play classic rock/metal#from the left we have jurek - the bassist#ryszard - the drummer#beata - the lead guitarist#and adam - the vocalist. and he also plays guitar they have 2 guitarists because why not#soo this is where it gets interesting because#as i said before i don't really have a main story that i want to tell from the beginning to the end#our universe is more like a conglomerate of singular characters' stories and they're connected to each other#and of course every other stories must have a point of reference#so this. this band is a point of reference to basically everything#the events in which these ocs are involved are like the beginning of our whooole oc uni#and the events of werva take place in late 90s-early 2000s#also a fun fact - there is zbyszek's mother in this band#and a father of some other oc of mine but i will introduce him ..someday#i promise i will also spill some crumbs of werva lore.. but also someday#i managed to make this drawing by a miracle btw. as you already know im literally drowning in schoolwork#but ooohhh creating this felt like a breath of fresh air...#my art#oc#original character#digital art#drawing#band#fictional band#musician oc#ocs in a band#vivid colors#werva
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James is a spiritual person and, when feeling anxious about their relationship with Regulus, they consult their tarot cards. They used them to gain courage to ask him out, to gain courage to kiss him the first time, etc.
For months, they've been using their tarot cards to ensure that Regulus does love them and he wouldn't react badly if they told him. One summer away from Hogwarts, with Regulus forever away in France and James up late at night, they consult the cards one more time.
They decide that they are sure, despite the cards giving them mixed messages this time and warning them not to be overbearing, that they want to tell him that they love him. They know they do. There's not a doubt about it. They've loved him for a month into their relationship, and it's going on a year now. They have to tell him.
So they text him in the middle of the night, a quick, "You don't have to say it back, but I need to tell you that I love you." And hope that their dear night-owl is asleep because he was telling them that they were exhausted earlier in the day. They immediately shut their phone off and force themself to go to sleep.
The next morning, they have a text waiting on their phone, just reading, "I love you too, you fucking idiot." And James feels like they could take on the world. But they also miss himself dearly and just want to hold and kiss their boyfriend.
#hahaha totally not a vent post#i totally havent been trying to get a clear fucking answer from my tarot cards for months#i totally havent considered telling her i love her in the middle of the night#i totally dont want to have her near me despite the fact that were nearly 11 hours away from each other#never#trust me#missing gf hours#marauders#james potter#regulus black#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#tarot cards#nonbinary james my beloved
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"joker out for the girls and the gays"
#hell yeah#joker out#nace jordan#and then the article talks about nace getting a dog with his gf or what help#SOMEONE TELL ME YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THIS ARTICLE#nace having a dog called pino (aka the make of his bass)? with a *girlfriend*? sounds fake but okay#i will not pay four euros to read this but i really want to
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which of your f/oās is fucking you until the bed breaks when your boyfriend suggests opening the relationship?
#this is in a toxic way btw#yk all those things that are like i asked my gf for an open relationship and now sheās got mad game š#like that#u tell them ong my boyfriend wants to fuck other girls ikd what to do#THIS IS WHAT UR DOIN BABE LMAO#respect to poly people#if my bf comes to me and says they wanna open the relationship itās a discussion we can have#in this fictional universe where thereās no ramifications for being crazy? iām gonna be crazy#ćmercury speaksć
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