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barty talking absolute shit and evan putting his hand over his mouth to shut him up and barty licking his hand and evan not even being fazed
#t#and then he tries to bite#and evans used to it#he kinda likes it#itās canon#rosekiller#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#t: rosekiller
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time travel au where liu qingge and shen qingqiu (yuan) end up accidentally traveling a decade back in time before luo binghe was amitted to qing jing peak and before shen qingqiu had his qi deviation, but after their generation has risen to peak lords.
which means, shen yuan realizes quickly, as they're accosted by said peak lords, that he will have to face shen jiu.
as they're being cleared for demonic energy and the likes, mu qingfang of course instantly detects the poison without a cure eating away at shen yuan's meridians. liu qingge pulls a copy of the treatment plan out of his sleeve (shen yuan blushes a bit, did liu qingge always keep that on hand?), and just like in the current timeline, they agree to keep it under wraps.
shen jiu tries various times to get a moment alone with shen yuan, but he never quite manages because liu qingge is there, who is also... nice?? to him?? for some reason?? shen jiu gets a bit flustered at the solemn politeness and skitters off.
it comes out pretty quickly that shen yuan has "memory loss", and thus can't remember anything that's currently taking place in this time. shen yuan expects scorn, hatred and disdain from shen jiu, expects to be grabbed and interrogated, to arouse suspicion.
but shen jiu looks....... sad???
being transported here threw shen yuan's qi off-balance (even liu qingge had to sit down, which means it's bad), and his cultivation is already so unstable, so when the peak lords are all squabbling and arguing and threatening and raising their voice, he can feel his body shut down. he sees yue qingyuan start to move towards him, which, knowing the future yue qingyuan, he really isn't up for right nowābut before the sect leader can get to him someone else is at his back, transferring him qi, holding him up gently by his shoulders, then coaxing him up, leading him outside
shen yuan's been fed qi by every peak lord at least once. he doesn't recognize this one. that means it can only be one person.
he looks up. it's shen jiu.
and it's bizarre, getting fussed over by the scum villain, having gentle hands run along his back, his hair, that clear, soothing voice calming him down. and somehow shen jiu knows exactly what to do?? somehow it works perfectly on him?? it's almost as if shen jiu has known him his wholeā
oh.
bodies, like homes, hold memories, even if the original occupants are no longer there. it's the milestone marks on the doorpost that chart a child's growth, blurry photographs faded by time, scuffed floors from well-walked paths, and tiny holes in the walls where pictures once hung.
shen jiu takes him to the bamboo house, pours him tea, and asks, calmly, what he remembers from their childhood.
it's not his childhood, so shen yuan doesn't actually remember anything, but the body he's in does. the memories it holds are emotional rather than visual; he remembers being alone, scared, and hungry. he remembers anger, pain. a dark room. loud voices. he remembers his heart skipping a beat when heavy boots stomp his way. the sound of a whip.
he doesn't have to lie. the memories aren't his own, and they're from long ago, which means shen jiu has them too. and, he supposes, this is his only chance to find out what really happened.
but shen jiu doesn't say anything about it. he just nods and stares, intensely. then he asks shen yuan if he remembers yue qingyuan. shen yuan says no, he doesn't. the conversation takes a very strange turn after that. shen yuan can't help but feel a little queasy when shen jiu asks him if yue qingyuan has taken advantage of his memory loss.
"has he come into your home? has he brought you gifts, sweets? does he invite you for tea? did you accept?"
he has. shen yuan doesn't know why that would be a problem, the sect leader has been nothing but kind and helpful and patient. and generous, too.
when he says yes shen jiu looks furious.
liu qingge (his one) comes to pick him up, and his time with shen jiu is cut short. somewhere he's glad, cuddling into liu qingge's back as he holds him while they fly. he feels a little bad for yue qingyuan, knowing he's probably caused a big fight, but it doesn't sit right with him. he wishes he knew what happened.
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liu qingge, meanwhile, is having the time of his life fighting himself. it's good practice!
#shen bros but its future and past but actually its shen jiu and shen yuan#shen jiu is angry that yue qingyuan keeps trying to get in knowing that sqq can't remember why they fell out btw#i love a protective shen jiu<3#hes still a hissy bitch to everyone else dont worry. i just think he should experience some self love#it would be a healing experience i think#to have him take care of a vulnerable version of himself#something something healing his inner kid#yue qingyuan tries to spoil the new xiao jiu too (he cant help it)#but shen jiu goes mama bear on him (growling biting mauling)#also shen yuan's closeness with liu qingge obvs starts a rumor that they're dating#so theres that too#svsss au#time travel au#svsss time travel au#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#shen bros#scum villain#scum villianās self saving system
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This is literally the cutest sprite in the entire game, why did they make him look so baby
#this guy just tried to kill us and now he's going š„ŗ#i want to pat his head#he'll probably bite my fingers#goro akechi#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#p5r akechi#my post
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Falin wasnt lying.
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#this whole sequence is amazing#Laios going full dog mode to the point he tries to bite the shapeshifter#I am also really glad they used real dog noises in the anime#dunmeshi thoughts
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Sleep away the years, sleep away the pain, sleep away the sadness of today š
#emmeart#bg3#astarion#astarion fanart#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#bg3 fanart#I did a new watermark for my art!#he tried to bite me yesterday and Iām still thinking about it
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harveys romantic urge to only make love to bruce privately vs two faces desire to fuck bruce against a window so everyone can see. FIGHT
Listen, on my graveyard shift so Iām absolutely incoherent, but. The MAIN reason Bruce prefers Harveyās escorted by someone else to Arkham is because Two Face would have him fucked out on top of the Batmobile. Thatās it
#Harveyās all gentle hair tugs and soft worshipping words#two face is ROUGH mf. biting it scratching it pounding it smacking it etc etc etc#I think he could get Bruce pregnant if he really tried#asks
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There is a platonic explanation for all this. Right?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#[accidental kiss] is a purposeful misspelling to reference an old meme. I will blast anyone who tries to correct me with the crunchiest png#The kiss looks like wwx is biting lwj's cheek....It *does* have the consistency of a soft marshmallow so he's not in the wrong.#Once again: wwx was never *ever* oblivious to the implications of the situation. On the contrary: this entire scene + the prior shows-#that he very much understands that this looks gay to the viewers.#He just doesn't think its possible to be loved like that. *Especially not by Lan Zhan.*#Do people forget that LWJ had 13 years to process his feelings VS WWX's (give or take) week?#This is the moment he realizes wwx has feelings and he HATES HIMSELF FOR IT. He feels like he's betraying lwj's trust!#The demi feeling of having spent so long in a comfortable platonic relationship and then getting struck by the 'oh shit' moment.#Its not a soft 'Oh' - Its a 'Oh god they are going to hate me and I can't bear that. I need to be so normal about this or else'.#Pour one out for all of us who've had to go through the trials of trying to conceal the painful realization of deeper affections.#Anyway. *both* lwj and wwx fall in love kicking and screaming and miserable and clawing at the walls about it.#Continuity acknowledgement: wwx's hands are unbound at this point but I had a hellish time with blocking and this was a bit easier.
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Can I interest you in some guppy Black Pearl art in these trying timez? (with a hint of Grand Reef Cookie, of course!)
believe it or not, I had these doodled before the update! Granted, bp was colored slightly different than now, but it's easy to fix that with pixels~! Frankly my ideas on how my shining grandpapa Grand Reef haven't changed much! In fact, I think the conformation that bp has (or had) sisters helps me! All that really changed is that merbabies leave the reef at a certain age to go with their pod of siblings to their kingdom and be a good citizen or whatnot-
AND BECAUSE I'M ME~
Yes, I know logistically there is no way in HELL these two would have ever met as kids; But that's what AUs are fooooooooor~~~~ SO SHUSHH
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#black pearl cookie#captain caviar cookie#I headcannon baby Cavi to have been a blustering crybaby#all talk when it came to being a tough cookie but cried angry tears the entire time he was confronting anything#also a homeless feral brat that took what he could to get himself and others he tried helping by-#Grand Reef Cookie#Pearl was also a feral little spawn when she wanted to be as a pup#a bit skittish but ready to bite you should you test her#like a kitty~#CRK#Guppy AU
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Andrew: here's something you need to understand, Neil. I would burn this whole damn world for Aaron. I'd give him my kidney or my liver if he needed it. I'd murder anyone who hurt him, break the hand of any bastard who dared to try and hit him.
Neil: you tried to stab him when he stole one of your fries literally twenty minutes ago.
Andrew: you're damn fucking right I did. Those are my fucking fries.
#I'd kill for my brother but I'd bite his hand off if he tried to steal my food#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#the kings men#tkm#aaron minyard#twinyards#all for the game incorrect quotes#all for the gay#all for the game my beloved
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never over the fact that when merlin couldnāt convince gwen to come back home to camelot, he sent her to ealdor - to his childhood home, to safety, to his mother - instead.
#he also looks UTTERLY devastated to leave her in the hunter's heart#and actually hesitates like five times lol#he tries to grab her hand to get her to come at one point :((#mergwen#merlin#gwen#screencaps#screencap meta#bite sized meta#like. i think he MUST have gone back for her because the implication does feel very much like 'okay well if you don't go home then you will#go to MY home. reverse uno'#* mine
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Jason Grace from the old sketchbook for @somewhereincairparavel. Thank you, really.
I always thought he was one of the fandom sweethearts bc he has always been one of my faves.
#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#jason grace#heroes of olympus#fanart#i always chopped his hair very short - 00's style.#i couldnt bring myslef to read the book where he dies#blonde superman of my heart#I always appreciated his POV chapters bc he can be really kind but still very down to earth (ironic. i know)#thanks for your own rant#that was a while ago but I still avoid the pjo fandom that revives every now and then#it still is very dear to me even when it tries to bite my hand every time i reach#my screen wallpaper is sill art I made of nico and hazel!. even 8 years later#....I actually met someone who glares a LOT.... then I learned that the guy doesn't see shit from far#so he squints but he doesnt wear glasses for taekwondo class haha. I was instantly reminded of Jason
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my friend showed me some ivantill art earlier that really made it click for me that like. dude. round 6 was the good ending, as tragic as it was. or at least it was supposed to lead up to the good ending. whatever it might've awakened in him afterwards, TILL NOT RECIPROCATING in that moment was super important. and ivan's final decision was as much about till as it was about himself; it was both the only way to ensure that till kept moving AND a violent, blatantly honest act of self-expression for ivan, one that he's been waiting desperately to let out. this was supposed to be a consequence-free dramatic finale for both of them because ivan was SOOO SURE that this wouldn't affect till the same way he always knew sua's death would affect mizi.
because can you IMAGINE? if till HADN'T tried pushing him away??? can you imagine if this immediately gave him sparks and made him return ivan's feelings?????? it would've been horror!!!!!!!! it would've made everything ivan has done up until this point meaningless! all the times he had to physically and emotionally restrain himself for till's sake! how the hell would ivan react in that situation? it would already be too late!! because they would still be facing each other in the competition and one of them would still have to watch the other die!!!!! and that would probably have made things EVEN WORSE in the final round, regardless of who survived!!!!!!!!!!!
CONCLUSION: ivan was always right about everything ever EXCEPT for the fact that till very much cared about him, a misunderstanding that falls on both of them for lack of communication in the end. but also luka is a little bitch. godspeed. i feel ill
#leo.txt#the true ivantill angst doesn't come from it being 'doomed'#it comes from missed opportunities that only came back to bite them when it was too late to change anything#like yes they Were doomed from the start. and ivan knew this. and he still tried to make the most of it anyway#but the truth is that they were doomed by a narrative of their making. from the moment they chose to never get more attached than necessary#the only way they could've ever fully avoided this is if they'd kept running that one night. god. god. god.#ivantill#alnst#alien stage
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'kay whatever u say mr solace
#pressure#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#pressure fanart#sebastian solace#pressure sebastian#sebastian pressure#roblox fanart#roblox art#i dont know whats up w me and making him say kys#its just a sebastian thing at this point#he looks so polite until you read the text and see the third arm#no but i think he'd do this exact pose#wow... so polite.. ā¤ļø#im starting to go through the pipeline of changing him w my headcanons#shoutout to my friend that showed me his sebastian that i cried to and motivated me to do this#the bite is from an expendable who tried to eat him
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ooooo im thinking about a really sweet reader and campus flirt gojo...
he's got a bit of a reputation as a flirt and he seems to date girls a little too casually, though he's always a gentleman about it (very single minded)... except when it comes to you. for some reason, when satoru is around you, flirtation turns into outright seduction and he is anything but a gentleman. the worst of it is that you pretty much let him do whatever he wants with you.
you're a sweet girl with good grades and a good head on your shoulders. a virgin when you met him, though that's long since down the drain, and your impression to most other people is that you're somewhat straight laced. depsite being so sweet... you're a little slutty. just a little. you can't really help it. you like when satoru whispers in your ear about what he wants to do to you, even in public. you like when he stands just a little too close, when he pats your ass when no one is looking. you like the way heat builds on your face. it's embarrassing, but it's good.
so, you're just a little slutty when it comes to him. you don't want to be, but you can't help it and satoru seems to like that you'll let him feel you up in stairwells if he asks, that you're so malleable when it comes to him. you'll let him do anything because you like the fact that he wants to do it at all.
sometimes, satoru looks at you like he wants to eat you, like you're a meal. he's so single minded, so focused only on you, but the worry never leaves your head that he thinks you're easy. you let him kiss you when he asks, feel you up when he asks, spread your legs and stick his tongue between your thighs when he asks. you're not an easy girl, it's just that satoru does something to you. you can't really resist it.
of course, the flip side of this coināthe side you can't seeāis that while satoru may be a flirt, he doesn't sleep around. for some reason, call it hunger, he just can't seem to keep it in his pants when he's around you.
#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#this is not fully fleshed out yet#but soooooo much corruption on both sides#i fear satoru has a really nasty mouth and so he tries to live up to it#and it just keeps spiraling#and he's SUUUCH a flirt so saying it is easy... but imagine his surprise when you're SO receptive to it. how can he resist taking a bite???#running circles around each other i imagine#tw.loss of virginity#tw.exhibitionism#tw.corruption
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I donāt care if heās the PokĆ©Ani fandomās baby boy whoās special and pure. Ash will always be a little bit of a freak in my eyes due to how he was portrayed in the pre-digital stuff.
#ROY is the perfect special little cinnamon roll baby. Ash is a little fucked up and beastly in my heart no matter what modern canon says#Remember when he tried to sucker punch Mewtwo? How about the time he tried to fistfight Team Rocket?#Remember all his freakish displays of raw strength and power? You know. Like that time he threw a whole ass log?#Remember that time he fucking BIT Meowth on the tail? Pepperidge farm remembers.#Anyways#pokeani#pokƩmon#pokemon anime#pokemon#Satoshi#ash ketchum#roy pokemon#Wretched beast#Foul creature#deranged behavior#RAT#He bites
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sat down with full intent to do something else but the gravity falls brainworms are back in full force
#book of bill#bill cipher#gravity falls#euclidia#the book of bill#bills parents#euclid cipher#scalene cipher#ugh i adore the flatland ideas that when he tried to show them the 3rd dimension he accidentally just. ripped them apart#also im so normal about the āshowing them the starsā part obvs#grhsdlkjfsldk#need to bite him like the chip he is. get out of my head vro#animatic#i did this shitty and tiny in like an hour max and then just scaled them up and timed it so thats why it looks. weird
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