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barty talking absolute shit and evan putting his hand over his mouth to shut him up and barty licking his hand and evan not even being fazed
#t#and then he tries to bite#and evans used to it#he kinda likes it#it’s canon#rosekiller#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#t: rosekiller
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time travel au where liu qingge and shen qingqiu (yuan) end up accidentally traveling a decade back in time before luo binghe was amitted to qing jing peak and before shen qingqiu had his qi deviation, but after their generation has risen to peak lords.
which means, shen yuan realizes quickly, as they're accosted by said peak lords, that he will have to face shen jiu.
as they're being cleared for demonic energy and the likes, mu qingfang of course instantly detects the poison without a cure eating away at shen yuan's meridians. liu qingge pulls a copy of the treatment plan out of his sleeve (shen yuan blushes a bit, did liu qingge always keep that on hand?), and just like in the current timeline, they agree to keep it under wraps.
shen jiu tries various times to get a moment alone with shen yuan, but he never quite manages because liu qingge is there, who is also... nice?? to him?? for some reason?? shen jiu gets a bit flustered at the solemn politeness and skitters off.
it comes out pretty quickly that shen yuan has "memory loss", and thus can't remember anything that's currently taking place in this time. shen yuan expects scorn, hatred and disdain from shen jiu, expects to be grabbed and interrogated, to arouse suspicion.
but shen jiu looks....... sad???
being transported here threw shen yuan's qi off-balance (even liu qingge had to sit down, which means it's bad), and his cultivation is already so unstable, so when the peak lords are all squabbling and arguing and threatening and raising their voice, he can feel his body shut down. he sees yue qingyuan start to move towards him, which, knowing the future yue qingyuan, he really isn't up for right now—but before the sect leader can get to him someone else is at his back, transferring him qi, holding him up gently by his shoulders, then coaxing him up, leading him outside
shen yuan's been fed qi by every peak lord at least once. he doesn't recognize this one. that means it can only be one person.
he looks up. it's shen jiu.
and it's bizarre, getting fussed over by the scum villain, having gentle hands run along his back, his hair, that clear, soothing voice calming him down. and somehow shen jiu knows exactly what to do?? somehow it works perfectly on him?? it's almost as if shen jiu has known him his whole—
oh.
bodies, like homes, hold memories, even if the original occupants are no longer there. it's the milestone marks on the doorpost that chart a child's growth, blurry photographs faded by time, scuffed floors from well-walked paths, and tiny holes in the walls where pictures once hung.
shen jiu takes him to the bamboo house, pours him tea, and asks, calmly, what he remembers from their childhood.
it's not his childhood, so shen yuan doesn't actually remember anything, but the body he's in does. the memories it holds are emotional rather than visual; he remembers being alone, scared, and hungry. he remembers anger, pain. a dark room. loud voices. he remembers his heart skipping a beat when heavy boots stomp his way. the sound of a whip.
he doesn't have to lie. the memories aren't his own, and they're from long ago, which means shen jiu has them too. and, he supposes, this is his only chance to find out what really happened.
but shen jiu doesn't say anything about it. he just nods and stares, intensely. then he asks shen yuan if he remembers yue qingyuan. shen yuan says no, he doesn't. the conversation takes a very strange turn after that. shen yuan can't help but feel a little queasy when shen jiu asks him if yue qingyuan has taken advantage of his memory loss.
"has he come into your home? has he brought you gifts, sweets? does he invite you for tea? did you accept?"
he has. shen yuan doesn't know why that would be a problem, the sect leader has been nothing but kind and helpful and patient. and generous, too.
when he says yes shen jiu looks furious.
liu qingge (his one) comes to pick him up, and his time with shen jiu is cut short. somewhere he's glad, cuddling into liu qingge's back as he holds him while they fly. he feels a little bad for yue qingyuan, knowing he's probably caused a big fight, but it doesn't sit right with him. he wishes he knew what happened.
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liu qingge, meanwhile, is having the time of his life fighting himself. it's good practice!
#shen bros but its future and past but actually its shen jiu and shen yuan#shen jiu is angry that yue qingyuan keeps trying to get in knowing that sqq can't remember why they fell out btw#i love a protective shen jiu<3#hes still a hissy bitch to everyone else dont worry. i just think he should experience some self love#it would be a healing experience i think#to have him take care of a vulnerable version of himself#something something healing his inner kid#yue qingyuan tries to spoil the new xiao jiu too (he cant help it)#but shen jiu goes mama bear on him (growling biting mauling)#also shen yuan's closeness with liu qingge obvs starts a rumor that they're dating#so theres that too#svsss au#time travel au#svsss time travel au#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#shen bros#scum villain#scum villian’s self saving system
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This is literally the cutest sprite in the entire game, why did they make him look so baby
#this guy just tried to kill us and now he's going 🥺#i want to pat his head#he'll probably bite my fingers#goro akechi#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#p5r akechi#my post
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pt.15!!: a saga starring margarita jeremy
<pt.14 pt.16>
tag gang @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @strangeoffputtingrat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 <333
#had to deploy a no questions asked friend for this#because i couldn’t find a bitten hand pic and my own hands are way too scarred to fit as laila’s#so i texted a friend and went can u please bite your hand send me a photo and don’t ever ask me why#that’s a real friend though i will say#thanks naz love u#keys in the pitcher based off something i apparently did to my friend’s boyfriend when i was 17 and he tried to remove us from the bar oops#aftg socmed au#tsc#aftg#jeremy knox#laila dermott#cat alvarez#jean moreau#cody winter#patrick toppings#nabil mahmoud#aftg tsc#aftg social media au#nicky hemmick
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Wait a minute-
Is this a normal scar or what I think? 👀🤔
After seeing this, can your Au contain the “ABO” tag?
(ofc I have nothing against with this tag, just that omegas are not treated worse than animals 💃)
As funny as saying Wukong bit the crap out of Mac would have been, no unfortunately that scar is something that happens further down in the present timeline and it wasn't anything nice, it goes down his shoulder/arm😔
On the good side your close ups made me realize that I forgot to turn on the layer that had Mac's scar eye so umm whoops🙃
#lmk#sunset!au#ttm!au#time traveling monkey au#shadowpeach#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#mac would have smacked the immortalities out of swk if he tried to bite him lmao#running around asking him if he gas rabies or something#or cooties#whatever is funnier
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Did I hear something about a headcanon of zabraks expressing affection through biting? 🧍
Inspired by this post.
#star wars#darth maul#obi wan kenobi#star wars fanart#sw#star wars art#sw fanart#obimaul#sw art#he sure loves to bite#Maul is turning Obi-Wan into his chewtoy#lowkey unhappy with how the sketch turned out#i tried tweaking and drawing over it for hours#until i gave up#i needed to share my vision of neckbiter Maul
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Having a STUPID TIME trying to accomplish the very basic task of re-filling my prescription bc my bitch doctor is apparently completely off the grid
#got two pills left. i am going to die#walgreens tried to send him a refill request and they couldn't get an answer from him#so I figured I'd bite the bullet and call. which I dislike doing#straight to voicemail. the voicemail's inbox is full.#ok. maybe the business number has changed? I use a DIFFERENT number attached to his office#same thing. rings once. goes straight to voicemail. but the voicemail's inbox is full.#I try a different number I had saved. which I am pretty sure is his cell that he gave me. Number Has Been Disconnected.#so I tried THREE phone numbers. and could not get anyone to pick up#I can't figure this shit out... I am just trying to get a refill on my scrip#THIS SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD#i'm giving myself a migraine stressing about it
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Falin wasnt lying.
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#this whole sequence is amazing#Laios going full dog mode to the point he tries to bite the shapeshifter#I am also really glad they used real dog noises in the anime#dunmeshi thoughts
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Last Unicorn quote stuck out to me so I gave it to Spider-Fox
(the only person willing to be your friend and he didn't show up until long after you already lost all trust in other people)
#i won't post about the movie yet but i WILL post more sonic prime heyooo!! there's no escape!!#sonic prime#sth#nine the fox#miles nine prower#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#tails the fox#my art#baby fox do do do do do do#poor sonic though: imagine raising a kid like family only to see how the kid would turn out if you were never in his life and its BAD#the guilt that would crush him for not being there for him (even though it wasn't his fault) so he tries to make it up to the kid#by doubling down on affection and praise and trying to let the kid know he's worthy of love#but ultimately he's NOT the same kid; you missed your chance a long time ago and now all you can do is watch as your baby brother#fades into a shadow of pain paranoia and loneliness and everyone keeps saying that the only thing left to do is give up on him entirely#but you CAN'T DO THAT you'd rather die than give up on this kid#but it keeps biting you in the ass because he's NOT YOUR BROTHER and he's hellbent on isolating himself at any cost— even from you#I'M NORMAL ABOUT NINE I SWEAR
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Sleep away the years, sleep away the pain, sleep away the sadness of today 🌙
#emmeart#bg3#astarion#astarion fanart#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#bg3 fanart#I did a new watermark for my art!#he tried to bite me yesterday and I’m still thinking about it
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harveys romantic urge to only make love to bruce privately vs two faces desire to fuck bruce against a window so everyone can see. FIGHT
Listen, on my graveyard shift so I’m absolutely incoherent, but. The MAIN reason Bruce prefers Harvey’s escorted by someone else to Arkham is because Two Face would have him fucked out on top of the Batmobile. That’s it
#Harvey’s all gentle hair tugs and soft worshipping words#two face is ROUGH mf. biting it scratching it pounding it smacking it etc etc etc#I think he could get Bruce pregnant if he really tried#asks
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I can totally see Peter draining some of his venom before going out, because he might see Wade. Like you know those cup things with rubber or something on the top, that they use to extract venom from venomous snakes? Yeah, I can see him not wanting to risk using to much in case him and Wade... You know? And he doesn't want to hurt him to much.
Peter has done that before! But unfortunately, to no avail. His body is always generating venom at a steady rate, and he uses it as to power his physical abilities/webs/stingers- so if he drains less than he generates, it won't matter, but if he drains a huge amount all at once, he's leaving himself incredibly vulnerable in combat.
Also you'd be shocked, but H!Spidey has not bitten any of his enemies. He has way too many hang-ups and fears surrounding the damage his venom can do + the vulnerability of leaving himself so open/weak afterwards.
Thankfully, Wade needs huge amounts of venom to experience the debilitating side effects, but Peter still has like 10 miles of mental wall to break down before he can get there.
#hunting!spider snippet#this was literally the first thing he tried way back in time- but it left him exhausted and weak and angry#its one of those things where if he bit people more he'd have more control#but since he's bitten all of two people ever his body just takes over#and that would mean death for most people#It also feels weirdly violating to bite someone like that and the human side of Peter feels very wrong about wanting to do it#man lives with his mouth mentally wired shut#“Open mouth smile? What is that” Peter Parker
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There is a platonic explanation for all this. Right?
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#[accidental kiss] is a purposeful misspelling to reference an old meme. I will blast anyone who tries to correct me with the crunchiest png#The kiss looks like wwx is biting lwj's cheek....It *does* have the consistency of a soft marshmallow so he's not in the wrong.#Once again: wwx was never *ever* oblivious to the implications of the situation. On the contrary: this entire scene + the prior shows-#that he very much understands that this looks gay to the viewers.#He just doesn't think its possible to be loved like that. *Especially not by Lan Zhan.*#Do people forget that LWJ had 13 years to process his feelings VS WWX's (give or take) week?#This is the moment he realizes wwx has feelings and he HATES HIMSELF FOR IT. He feels like he's betraying lwj's trust!#The demi feeling of having spent so long in a comfortable platonic relationship and then getting struck by the 'oh shit' moment.#Its not a soft 'Oh' - Its a 'Oh god they are going to hate me and I can't bear that. I need to be so normal about this or else'.#Pour one out for all of us who've had to go through the trials of trying to conceal the painful realization of deeper affections.#Anyway. *both* lwj and wwx fall in love kicking and screaming and miserable and clawing at the walls about it.#Continuity acknowledgement: wwx's hands are unbound at this point but I had a hellish time with blocking and this was a bit easier.
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Can I interest you in some guppy Black Pearl art in these trying timez? (with a hint of Grand Reef Cookie, of course!)
believe it or not, I had these doodled before the update! Granted, bp was colored slightly different than now, but it's easy to fix that with pixels~! Frankly my ideas on how my shining grandpapa Grand Reef haven't changed much! In fact, I think the conformation that bp has (or had) sisters helps me! All that really changed is that merbabies leave the reef at a certain age to go with their pod of siblings to their kingdom and be a good citizen or whatnot-
AND BECAUSE I'M ME~
Yes, I know logistically there is no way in HELL these two would have ever met as kids; But that's what AUs are fooooooooor~~~~ SO SHUSHH
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#black pearl cookie#captain caviar cookie#I headcannon baby Cavi to have been a blustering crybaby#all talk when it came to being a tough cookie but cried angry tears the entire time he was confronting anything#also a homeless feral brat that took what he could to get himself and others he tried helping by-#Grand Reef Cookie#Pearl was also a feral little spawn when she wanted to be as a pup#a bit skittish but ready to bite you should you test her#like a kitty~#CRK#Guppy AU
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Andrew: here's something you need to understand, Neil. I would burn this whole damn world for Aaron. I'd give him my kidney or my liver if he needed it. I'd murder anyone who hurt him, break the hand of any bastard who dared to try and hit him.
Neil: you tried to stab him when he stole one of your fries literally twenty minutes ago.
Andrew: you're damn fucking right I did. Those are my fucking fries.
#I'd kill for my brother but I'd bite his hand off if he tried to steal my food#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#the kings men#tkm#aaron minyard#twinyards#all for the game incorrect quotes#all for the gay#all for the game my beloved
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never over the fact that when merlin couldn’t convince gwen to come back home to camelot, he sent her to ealdor - to his childhood home, to safety, to his mother - instead.
#he also looks UTTERLY devastated to leave her in the hunter's heart#and actually hesitates like five times lol#he tries to grab her hand to get her to come at one point :((#mergwen#merlin#gwen#screencaps#screencap meta#bite sized meta#like. i think he MUST have gone back for her because the implication does feel very much like 'okay well if you don't go home then you will#go to MY home. reverse uno'#* mine
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