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k1ngj0ve · 2 years ago

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in regards to the picky eater test: i actually feel in my heart like i eat lots of foods but the reality is that the foods i wont/dont/rarely eat are put in EVERY recipe it seems like. so for example generally i dont like cheese in most situations and every fucking recipe is gooey cheese. i dont like pork so any pork meal it out, i dont like beef 99% of the time so most of those go out, i dont like chicken if its wet so all that goes out too

i like... ingredients.... ill eat a block of sharp cheddar but i dont want it IN anything. ill eat a can of fruit but dont fucking put it in a pie because i cant stand hot fruit.

foods that i think werent on the list that i fucking hate: fucking octopus and clams and scallops.

#i also dont like butter #anyways when i moved in with my aunt as a teenager i said 'ill eat anythign but seafood' and she went #'oh too bad we have seafood twice a week and you will eat it too'#and the proceeded to spend the next year MAD that i silently forced down as little of it as possible while looking away #WHY was the first fucking meal SCALLOPS AND BABY OCTOPUS ON NOODLES #IT WAS SO GOREY AND WEIRD #that was SO expensive why did they force me to eat that??#eventually she made me prepare the specific type of fish that 'tastes less fishy than most fish'#and made me prepare it and touch it every step of the way and spoke poetry about how good it was and how clean etc #and then had me eat it #and i didnt like it #and she was SO MAD #MAAM i was fucking 18 and had never eaten fish in my fuckin life what did you think was gonna happen there??#she had all these weird ideas about 'youre poor and im rich so you havent been educated on good taste'#everything that was wrong with me was because i was poor and i would turn fancy smart discerning and hot if she just bullied me for a while #nnnope #sorry youre just classist

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chalkrub · 2 months ago

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autumnal chill....featuring the girl

#my art #oc #svanhildr #furry #anthro #goat #almost typed ''featuring the girk''#my favourite girk of all time baby #this took an INORDINATE amount of time but also i was experimenting with style so maybe it's somewhat ordinate #i did the brush/texturing too small but it looks nice when you zoom in on some parts #and i finally have a decent twitter banner so small mercies #anyway summer kind of sucked this year - not much warm weather. better than last year but still pretty bad #hopefully september comes in clutch with some last minute sun. so i can appreciate the autumnal chill more when it comes #also scrumping season is coming to a close and i regret not eating more greengages when i had the chance...they rotted off so fast #apple season save me. save me apple season #illustration

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earnedmagic · 10 months ago

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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

#vintage fashion #i’m the guy that eats the dates on calendars had me hooting and hollering

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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year ago

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

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criiitter · 1 year ago

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find me in the future.

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ellilyre · 2 months ago

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Do you think that Odysseus has become a kind of running joke among the gods, like when we joke about cockroachs' survivability?

For example some mortal is surviving stuff that rly should've killed him, and someone on Olympus says "is he pulling an Odysseus on us?" and everyone laughs

#Odysseus in his palace gets a cold shiver like “ik someone is speaking about me and its rarely a good thing”#i offer to make “to pull an Odysseus” an actual idiom that means “to go though many neg things and survive”#ex “friday i had classes from 8:30am to 3:30pm with only an hour of break to eat. i rly had to pull an odysseus”#“the vet said my cat wouldn't live older than 2-3yo but hes pulling an Odysseus he's 4yo and in great shape”#the iliad #odysseus #the odyssey #epic the musical #homer

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deep-space-lines · 6 months ago

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IT'S FINALLY FUCKING DONE. I'M FINALLY FREE

UNTIL FRAUD COMES OUT

Tumblr shrinks it down pretty bad so please. please. I am begging you. look at the full sized image and zoom in. This art piece made my friends worried for my mental health I need someone to witness the amount of detail and effort I put into this

also the original sketch under the cut bc I think comparing them is really funny

#my art #ultrakill #stained glass art #gabriel ultrakill #this is one of those art pieces that made me feel like i had a parasitic fungus controlling my brain #one of those art pieces that's gonna require recovery time. i feel like a demon was just expelled from my body #i need to go eat an apple or stand in a river for a little while #i already said it but please. please zoom in on the full sized version #i love this game so much #i just hope i don't hate this by the time its finished lmao #im probably gonna have to adjust the color balance a bit when fraud/treachery come out but i'll cross that bridge when i get to it

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lotus-pear · 6 months ago

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ok gayboy

#LOTUS PERSONA ART LETS GOOOOOOOO IT ONLY TOOK ME FIVE FUCKING MONTHS #this is for the three ppl that follow me and know about persona eat up my loves 😍#i love narcissistic bastards who are doomed by the narrative he's a keeper fs #(idk anything abt akechi except hes a gayass detective and loves pancakes and is a tsundere /JJJJJJJ)#he has this sopping wet quality about him that i adore very much. it's the homosexuality i think #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #akechi goro #goro akechi #lotus draws #bro why is his hair so fucking hard to draw it's like chuuya's but if he used a straightening iron #speaking of him this is the hair color i wish he had :(((( my fav hair color frfr it exceeds every other one #the light desaturated brown with hints of russet MWAH MWAH #anyway it's three on a school night i think i should sleep ig😔

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chubbychiquita · 7 months ago

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#nice #looking particularly enormous today so i thought i'd film a lil bit of my daily cupcake eating and tv watching #gonna upload a cute lil vid of it on LF but had to share w u guys too ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️#me

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chloesimaginationthings · 9 hours ago

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Gregory knows he looks LIKE HIM in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #fnaf gregory #david afton #evan afton #security breach #fnaf 4 #tyler the creator #your guys weekly angst eat up girlies!!#This is in fact based off ‘like him’ by Tyler The Creator #and tbh I might make another song semi based off that song #seeing it surprisingly works with a lot of fnaf BAHAH #but the plot point Gregory is supposed to be in same way David #truly hits me in a way #either to the mimic or in this case Michael #to think Michael can’t help but see his brother in Gregory #that in a way he’s a substitution for him #it mimics a lot how in the movie Abby makes Mike think of Garrett etc #this is an ongoing thing with Michael as a character #and truly it destroys my poor little heart #so of course I had to share the pain 💜💜

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s0up1ta · 2 months ago

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something about loving you like an alcohol addict

pspsps come get your billford

this was supposed to be longer but dear god that's a lot of work... so here's the storyboard for it:

maybe i'll finish it later,, for the tragic fiddauthor enjoyer in me

ok bye

#jingles a frame from the animatic in front of you to get you to watch it oooooo #also i apologize for my lack of animation skills this is like the first time i've made something like this #and i did it by going back and forth between procreate and knockoff capcut so bear with me #someone please buy me procreate dreams 🙏#i might make this longer if the people want to see it #perchance #but yeah they've been eating away at me and this song is literally Them so i Had to #and i wanted to show off my bill design fight me #also i accidentally made thre last frame with a completely different brush so uh get spongebob high res frame-d #gravity falls #billford #gravity falls fanart #gravity falls animatic #animatic #ford pines #stanford pines #bill cipher #human bill cipher #fanart #s0up1tart

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tuttle-did-it · 3 months ago

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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.

#murder she wrote #matlock #diagnosis murder #father dowling mysteries #agatha christie’s poirot #columbo #quincy ME #ironside #perry mason #there are a few others #yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now #but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous #and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable #but that is a whole lot of white people #still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars #yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars #and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people #I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in #sister act #but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.

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tzarrz · 5 months ago

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i listen to fog lake too much

#falls through the ceiling with a mighty crash hello #it's been what...8 months?#I was too busy w uni and being mentally ill #thank u everyone so much for the tags on all prev posts.. i re-read them oaccasionally 💗#they make me v happy thank u for giving me a moment of ur time #that means so much #anyway! vashwood!!#i hate them so much #i want to eat them #i want to ugly cry #i want an ideal world where they could've had something for a little bit #im eating drywall and pacing around the room in a cold sweat #so trimax-atypical overt intimacy it is #more coming...in maybe another year #It's a big project!#to me. yeah #my dream is to be put in a terrarium for a while #if only u knew how many wips I have w vashwood..#maybe i'll get tired and pile them into one post all unfinished and no less ok for it yk #whatever u r doing doesn't need to be perfect to make someone happy #didn't u experience a positive little zap from my imperfect colored doodle rn?#what a speedrun of a drawing that was #(<spent 10h on it. that's the minimum for anything ever)#hope today is treating you well! so long stranger!#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun #tzarrz

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egophiliac · 11 months ago

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SHE'S DONE! after a thousand years, she's finally done! ...or at least I'm done with her! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy my gifs, I am begging you)

(this is not an edit, I drew her from scratch! please do not tag or treat as an edit!)

now you know the real reason I haven't been obsessively drawing Meleanor, which is that I was in fact obsessively drawing Meleanor but in secret. plus a little background just for fun!

I am. not super happy with her rig; parts of her proved way more difficult than I expected and I very quickly hit the point of "okay, this is a silly fan project and not something that I'm being paid for or has to be really functional, time to MANUALLY KEY ALL THE VERTICES FOREVER". I think the end result came out pretty okay though! just...don't look too close. :')

I recorded some of the drawing part, so I might put that up later! in the meantime I am going to make her do stupid poses for my own enjoyment!

#art #twisted wonderland #brace yourselves for the spoiler tags #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #gif warning #gifs that will yeet an egg into your face warning #(no shadows on the transparent gifs because gif compression eats feathered edges for breakfast)#for once i actually had a think about a couple of animations to do before i started!#don't get me wrong i still wasted a ton of time drawing a bunch of extra hands that will never be used #but you know that's still progress for me #getting to wiggle those little lace fronds around almost made up for the absolute hell the rest of the cape was #spineposting

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obsob · 10 months ago

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once more around the sun!! :3

#mine #cats #happy new year!!! a little late but alas #i didnt like th colours here but now i love them hehehehehheheh #i hope everyone had a good holidays life development for me is i now like ice hockey #in my sports fan era...these greasy sweaty bloody white men...intrigue me #also i got a new diary!! im using th hobonichi cousin in kinda alarmed by it ngl a5 is a lot of space to fill #i tried the hobonichi techo a couple years ago n found it a rlly weird size 2 work in but now.........big page scawwy #im trying not 2 b too insane about it . like relax who cares #if i do cute spreads i will share them :3 #also in th same vein im not setting a book goal this year !! tbh i surpassed my goal last year by a lot and wasnt stressed about it at All #but i get so guilty about not reading sometimes like girl . guilty to who? god? are we catholic now? get a grip #anyway anway im going to toot on my flute and then eat my weight in mac n cheese #love how i had to get a new cork in my flute bc i didnt play for like 10 months n th guy was like play regularly! n i was like yeh will do!#and then did not do that #alas...time escapes me

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pa-pa-plasma · 6 months ago

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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit #so a normal day for me basically #you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid #his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab #but underneath it all he really is just some kid #okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something #Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here #the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid #he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle #& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly #it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything #& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior #so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment #& then Batman is there #whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever

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