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(expanding on this)

different versions of eunuch for this scenario

the chemically castrated alpha with the big floppy dick that wont get hard or pop a knot no matter what, but it can still be squished into the omega, who purr purr purrs as they have ages-long gentle grindy sex where they never pull out even halfway (because its hard to get back in). this alpha hardly reacts to any regular alpha display stuff, super non aggressive, is socially considered 'pretty much a large omega', doesnt even really give off scent

the 'no balls=no cum' alpha, that can get hard but not make a knot. people just assume he wont be horny at all but he very much is, he fucks like a beta with a grudge because he cant reach 'that perfect knotting moment' so if the omega hes been falling in love with wants him back he just goes fully nuts

the 'totally smooth' eunuch alpha that doesnt have any physical dick but will slam his hips against the omega hard enough that psychologically the omega feels like its happening, who is SO horny but has no ability to get off so he has to make the omega cum as much as possible, because smelling those 'i just got knotted by my alpha' pheremones are so excitign that he can have a braingasm from it, who runs away with his omega someday soon after the omega diligently and obsessively licks and rubs at the smooth plain where things Used to be, who finds the odd sensitive spot in the crease at the side and massages it, who maybe even discovers the prostate (a thing neither one knew existed), who makes his alpha ACTUALLY FOR REAL CUM (all shivery and overwhelmed and Different from his memories but so so good that he cries)

anyways somehow through all this no one suspects a thing because PFF alphas arent alphas without their knots, what would an alpha even DO with an omega except fuck it?

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✨ crimes ✨

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Commission for @snaggz ~!

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guardian of the golden kingdom

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?

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tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

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Another auction's already underway, over at Songgu Kwon's eBay!

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I ask because i never have. did you know that (some of them can) turn your bones colours? well you know that now. you should probably google what colour your bones are <3 (thats not why i havent had antibiotics btw. im jealous of your potentially colourful bones. i havent had them because im poor. im just wondering like.. how common they are)

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Putting this here so i can pin it <3

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Some Good Old Fashion Schmaltz, a Post Canon-AU because I can't believe we didn't get to see how Touya's storyline ended

normally i don't go in for sentimentality, but I feel like my faves deserve it!! idk this is kind of closer to the type of ending i was hoping for. Rehabilitation, basically! everyones putting their talents to use fixing the world. making amends. with their friends. getting the healthcare and support they need. ET CETERA idk i just really wanted this

(my apologies to Tomura, you were here in spirit. literally)

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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I'm sure many people have already shared this here, but I think it's important that people here on Tumblr need to see this.

"I disagree with Kamala's position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" by US Senator Bernie Sanders

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American public schools won't teach you this, but the Spirit Halloween bone snail and the Beanie Baby snail are actually deeply devoted and sensual gay lovers.

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