#and then buddy's house

[ivyvenus333]

thinking about fuck buddy!choso who you’ve been hooking up with for the past couple months… but only ever in his car. and yeah, it makes you feel like shit about yourself, but his dick is just too fucking good to give up.

when he finally invites you over to his place, your pussy aches at the thought of having the room for all the godforsaken positions that are impossible in the backseat.

so you’re surprised when he fucks you in missionary the entire night.

his hard, aggressive, and erratic thrusts replaced by deep, tender strokes. the hand that’s normally tightly wrapped around your throat softly caressing your cheek instead. the obscenities, grunting, and dirty talk replaced by him whimpering “baby” and “my pretty girl” repeatedly into the crook of your neck.

and when you realize it’s the first time he’s making love to you, you couldn’t possibly deny his begging to “pleasepleaseplease” let him cum inside your pretty pussy!!

[elainiisms]

"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

[fazcinatingblog]

What if there's questions when I plane catch tomorrow like "have you had covid in the last 7 days?" What happens if you say yes? They descend on you with a big bit of cling wrap and wrap you all nice and tight and throw you in with the luggage???? Or they call your name on the loudspeaker before you board and you have to shamefully walk to the front desk and

[abandonedtennisball]

Gay ppl yapping on a Sunday morning

[stevenrogered]

What was that? What? You flipped the tablet. Did I?

[dum-spiro-spero99]

THEY WOULD BE SO SO PROUD OF YOU

thanks to @pineapplecrispy for the suggestion + italian bonus, Owen WIlson bonus and historically inaccurated emo boys bonus

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[buttercupbuck]

sue me im rewatching 7.04 but i can't express how much i love the truly insane bit of dialogue between buck and maddie where maddie, normal, asks buck if it was really that chris wouldn't stop talking about tommy, or if it was just that buck kept pressing chris for intel, and buck, unwell, objects that he actually didn't have to press chris for info at all because eddie's out here blasting his infatuation with tommy on display via (1) entry on a fridge calendar (that may or may not have been hidden under a takeout menu) that he's even had the indecency to circle, like a whore

[littlegreen]

real talk. what the fuck are they doing ?

[alicent-archive]

something about how it took Viserys decades to construct his Valyrian city only for Aegon to destroy it in seconds. something about legacy. and for a legacy to truly BE a legacy. it must stand the test of time.

and how Viserys doomed the future by looking back at the past. the past that ultimately fell to fire and smoke and the culling of dragons. and how a son he always wanted but never loved. named after the conqueror he so admired. hacked the representation of his legacy in half.

something about dynasties. something about legacy. something about inheritance. something about the past becoming the future. because perhaps your family escaped the doom.

but the doom followed you.

[awakefor48hours]

[direpunk]

brian piece based on how getting my braces off felt when i was 14

(close up + unedited ver. below)

[bibvck]

9-1-1 8x04: No Place Like Home | 8x08: Wannabes

[thedesertpenguin]

I’m so sure that real estate agent logged into the interview, saw Buck and Eddie, and thought “Didn’t realize I was helping a married couple” then proceeded to listen to them argue about house layouts for an hour

[poughkeepsies]

"you both like watching half-naked men pummel eachother" you're laughing. buck just called eddie a slur and your laughing.

[bidisasterevankinard]

for me this scene went like that

[allerod]

watching house while knowing the main actors' attitude re:hilson is so funny. hugh laurie's acting choices make sense, considering he was purposely playing it as a fucked up love story. but rsl?? rsl??? guy managed to play a perfect homosexual freak obessed with his boybestfriend, and he did it ACCIDENTALLY?!