#and then buddy's house

[sugar-salt-sea]

house manages to perfectly convey the expression of a bisexual who believes his male and female crushes just started dating each other

[elainiisms]

"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

[fazcinatingblog]

What if there's questions when I plane catch tomorrow like "have you had covid in the last 7 days?" What happens if you say yes? They descend on you with a big bit of cling wrap and wrap you all nice and tight and throw you in with the luggage???? Or they call your name on the loudspeaker before you board and you have to shamefully walk to the front desk and

[abandonedtennisball]

Gay ppl yapping on a Sunday morning

[stevenrogered]

What was that? What? You flipped the tablet. Did I?

[originalcrime]

fic where buck follows eddie to el paso, ostensibly to help him get settled, and then doesn’t leave. and doesn’t leave. also his name is on the deed. also he picked the new tile for the kitchen backsplash. also at some point they started kissing on the mouth

[dum-spiro-spero99]

THEY WOULD BE SO SO PROUD OF YOU

thanks to @pineapplecrispy for the suggestion + italian bonus, Owen WIlson bonus and historically inaccurated emo boys bonus

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[buttercupbuck]

sue me im rewatching 7.04 but i can't express how much i love the truly insane bit of dialogue between buck and maddie where maddie, normal, asks buck if it was really that chris wouldn't stop talking about tommy, or if it was just that buck kept pressing chris for intel, and buck, unwell, objects that he actually didn't have to press chris for info at all because eddie's out here blasting his infatuation with tommy on display via (1) entry on a fridge calendar (that may or may not have been hidden under a takeout menu) that he's even had the indecency to circle, like a whore

[littlegreen]

real talk. what the fuck are they doing ?

[direpunk]

brian piece based on how getting my braces off felt when i was 14

(close up + unedited ver. below)

[awakefor48hours]

[charliewrites99]

Buck: My gay situationship is moving to El Paso and I don't know how to cope-

Mobius: My gay situationship became one with time.

Dean: My gay sitautionship went to hell for loving me too much.

Crowley: My gay situationship left me to become the head of Heaven's middle management

Bucky: Mine went back in time to his ex.

Eliot: My gay situationship sacrificed himself to save me after I told him I didn't want to be with him and I never had a chance to tell him I lied.

Daniel Molloy: My gay situationship tortured me physically and emotionally and then brainwashed me only to turn me into a vampire 50 years later and now he is avoiding me.

Thomas: Mine got a virus that turns you into a blood thirsty monster and he begged me to kill him.

Merlin: My gay situationship died from a magic sword by a man I saved when he was child and I haven't seen him in over 500 years but he is coming back any day now.

Eve: My gay situationship was an assassin that I was supposed to catch. Tried to kill me a few times.

Vi: Mine became a dictator after we broke up.

Jayce: Mine became a god like cult leader and tried to kill everything.

Will: My gay situationship was straight up a canniball.

....

Buck: Oh g- I think I'll just call Eddie, tell him I don't want him to move of something.

House: Yeah, do that before it's too late and he dies of cancer.

....

Louis: *kicking the doors down*: Did someone say gay situationship?!!

[minalover]

2x03 The Searchers (or: I saw this incredible post by @lezarus and decided to expand upon the pain)

[averydedicateduck]

Me at work trying to not let my face show that i'm thinking about gay people

[thedesertpenguin]

I’m so sure that real estate agent logged into the interview, saw Buck and Eddie, and thought “Didn’t realize I was helping a married couple” then proceeded to listen to them argue about house layouts for an hour

[bibvck]

9-1-1 8x04: No Place Like Home | 8x08: Wannabes