#and then buddy's house

[elainiisms]

"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

[sugar-salt-sea]

house manages to perfectly convey the expression of a bisexual who believes his male and female crushes just started dating each other

[fazcinatingblog]

What if there's questions when I plane catch tomorrow like "have you had covid in the last 7 days?" What happens if you say yes? They descend on you with a big bit of cling wrap and wrap you all nice and tight and throw you in with the luggage???? Or they call your name on the loudspeaker before you board and you have to shamefully walk to the front desk and

[abandonedtennisball]

Gay ppl yapping on a Sunday morning

[stevenrogered]

What was that? What? You flipped the tablet. Did I?

[dum-spiro-spero99]

THEY WOULD BE SO SO PROUD OF YOU

thanks to @pineapplecrispy for the suggestion + italian bonus, Owen WIlson bonus and historically inaccurated emo boys bonus

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[nubuckleather]

fic where buck follows eddie to el paso, ostensibly to help him get settled, and then doesn’t leave. and doesn’t leave. also his name is on the deed. also he picked the new tile for the kitchen backsplash. also at some point they started kissing on the mouth

[buttercupbuck]

sue me im rewatching 7.04 but i can't express how much i love the truly insane bit of dialogue between buck and maddie where maddie, normal, asks buck if it was really that chris wouldn't stop talking about tommy, or if it was just that buck kept pressing chris for intel, and buck, unwell, objects that he actually didn't have to press chris for info at all because eddie's out here blasting his infatuation with tommy on display via (1) entry on a fridge calendar (that may or may not have been hidden under a takeout menu) that he's even had the indecency to circle, like a whore

[littlegreen]

real talk. what the fuck are they doing ?

[awakefor48hours]

[averydedicateduck]

Me at work trying to not let my face show that i'm thinking about gay people

[thedesertpenguin]

I’m so sure that real estate agent logged into the interview, saw Buck and Eddie, and thought “Didn’t realize I was helping a married couple” then proceeded to listen to them argue about house layouts for an hour

[direpunk]

brian piece based on how getting my braces off felt when i was 14

(close up + unedited ver. below)

[bibvck]

9-1-1 8x04: No Place Like Home | 8x08: Wannabes

[bidisasterevankinard]

for me this scene went like that

[poughkeepsies]

"you both like watching half-naked men pummel eachother" you're laughing. buck just called eddie a slur and your laughing.