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FRIENDS 2.23 • The One With the Chicken Pox

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pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword

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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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Midnight Mass + Reductress Headlines (pt1)

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Midnight Mass // Book VII: Revelation

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I’m on the water, just like always, but this time—you’re there, too. So what do you think that means?

MIDNIGHT MASS | Book IV: Lamentations

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Another Arthuriana Ask Game!

💀- Who had your favorite death? (Most resonant/funniest/coolest)

🧙- What's Merlin's deal, in your own words?

���- What's your favorite creature or creature-related story?

🐴- How do you envision Gringolet?

🐻- What animal would your favorite character be?

🚀- What setting/time period would you most like to see a (good) retelling in?

⭐- Which character do you think would most easily adapt to modern-day life?

🥫- Which character do you think would crumble like a soda can in a pressure chamber if they had to deal with the day-to-day horrors of modern life?

🍑- Does Arthur have a flat ass?

📽️- What retelling/tale would you most want to see be adapted into a standalone movie?

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"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

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GILMORE GIRLS 4.11 | In the Clamor and the Clangor

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I just LOVE digitized manuscripts! Old stuff for everyone to behold! 🥳 Here’s more info:

Or just jump straight to the fun:

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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

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give it up for bread with soup

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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème

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