#and the standards are always INSANE

[lastoneout]

NTA I used to live in public/government housing where they did inspections and it is ALWAYS morally, ethically, and spiritually correct to fuck with those draconian fascist bastards when they come over to judge you for having dishes in your sink or owning more than one laundry basket. Their job is to literally go around and potentially evict poor/disabled people and their families for not keeping every square inch of their home clean enough to eat off of. You know what? You should get a really nice glass display case for your sex toys/pup gear. Make them uncomfortable, they deserve it.

(Also landlords are scum anyway and regardless of where you live they should not be allowed to just come in and judge how you keep your home/what you do in it. Literally, they fucking suck. You should be allowed to have sex toys out in your own goddamn home and if they can't cope with that maybe they shouldn't be snooping around in people's bedrooms.)

AITA For not putting sex toys away for when my apartment emails about inspections?

This is definitely gonna be NSFT/NSFW and very much not minor oriented, so tread with caution. (🎭 to find later)

So, today, the inspectors came in at 10:30ish am, which is pretty reasonable, but me and my partner were not up. We also did not have on our minds "Oh, the dildos we used the night before are still not put up, even though we had just cleaned the place for the inspection crew,"

We hear the knock on our bedroom door, we get up and get dressed, and we let them in. In walks a middle aged man and a blonde lady in her 30s. They apologize for waking us. The lady proceeds to say

"Yeah We just wanna take a look at the windows and-" she looks over at our windows and her eyes go wide.

Why? Well. Probably the 8 inch dildo in the window sill that was. Not exactly human looking. We didn't notice her eyes had gone wide for the reason until later, when we were more awake. But you can tell she glazes past the window part.

She goes to head towards our bathroom, which is through our closet. Well, in the closet is where I keep my pup gear. So she surely saw that. And, in our bathroom, not just one, but 3 different dildos. She quickly apologizes and leaves.

As soon as she walked out I doubled over laughing because we started to piece together the sheer amount of dildo we had laying out that we didn't think to put away from being so tired. I don't think this is some criminal offense, but it is still maybe an ass move of us to not put them away? Idk, either way it was funny as hell.

What are these acronyms?

[faeberries]

I can't believe I drew him before my warrior of light..

[tenshi-agerasia]

ensembletales ep1 ft. the enstars tea club - had an idea for a new minicomic series that i only draw on ms paint so the perfection demons don't get to me

transcript under the cut

eichi: i told my friends my sat score and they looked like they wanted to jump me tori: omg what? why earlier... eichi: ugh i didn't do as well as i could've on the sat ritsu: you're gonna be fine, ecchan (also didn't you only study for like two days) hajime: yeah, how bad could it have been? eichi (in fancy font): well... i got a 1560 [frowny face] eichi (in the background): i mean i also only took it once so that'll look good but i'm not sure if it's good enough for the colleges i want to go to- ritsu: [contemplating whether or not to kill him]

[god-of-this-new-blog]

Treats for L

[stuckinapril]

arab girls whose face cards will NEVER decline

[ask-thearchivists]

Earth is a terrestrial planet, despite 70% of it's surface being covered in water. It has a molten iron core, and has existed for about 4.5 billion years. It's the third planet out from it's star (a yellow dwarf).

The Cartologist: Oooh, interesting, is there more?

The Cartologist: Oh, is that what the song about cheese comes from?

The Coordinator: Yes, mortal planets that have had life for a long time do tend to experience multiple extinction events, which is one of the reasons it is important we tend to our duties.

[mumpsetc]

The Way Redemption Works in MLP Where the Redeemed Party Has to Be Ok With Ponies Referencing Their Wrong Doings Like They're Fresh and Recent Forever and Any Frustration or Pushback or Response That Isn't a Placcid "Yes I Was the Most Evil Pony Ever" is Treated as Backsliding Kinda Sucks, Esp With How Nonuniformly It Gets Enforced.

Why Does Discord Get to Become a Whacky Cast Member Despite Continuing to Be a Weasely Cunt But Luna, Starlight, Sunset and Even Trixie Have to Develop Self Policing Guilt Complexes That Ruin Their Confidence and Constantly Put Them on Edge to Have the Dignity of Not Constantly Getting Their Past Behavior Shoved in Their Faces

[lesbianalicent]

did you guys know that writing is the hardest thing in the world and you should never ever do it

[joelletwo]

[The Final sugi dying kitten betrayal -> utsuro-gin fight -> sakura boat imagination -> completely tonally consistent with these ginpachi-sensei closer]

now listen. u know i would rather die than post five nearly-uninterrupted minutes of a fight scene. so take that into consideration.

[lesbianlenas]

so many young women recently desiring to be stay at home mothers….the ironic part of it is that all of those women that do become stay at home moms will one day understand why the women before them fought so hard for them to not have to fulfill that role at the point at which they realize that their personhood has been entirely sacrificed in the name of motherhood & there is no going back on that. all women who are stay at home moms are forced to put themselves aside to take care of their children and husband & are forced to make that their entire identity & that is exhausting and dehumanizing. that is how betty friedan started second wave feminism w the feminine mystique. bc women finally realized that all women hated being housewives & there wasn’t smth wrong w each of them individually as they had all believed. but those that do not learn history etc etc……

[herecomesthesol]

It's the faded memories, but the chill of feeling fine It's the falling into madness, but we do this all the time It's the cannot carry on It's the shade of fear, she said It's the silk line torn to shreds It's the weight of the rosary beads ‘round your head It's the size of the monster's eyes under your bed It's the shade of fear, she said

The Shade of Fear, Burn The Ballroom

[robertsbarbie]

it’s the mcu so really what can you expect but it’s so unbelievably fucked up to me that they do not give a genuine single fuck about the art they’re making, like it is just commercial bullshit at this point and i just think it sucks because they were starting to make movies and invest in projects of substance and meaning with complex villains and storylines that felt real and genuine but they didn’t invest in them at all, they were shit on marketing the new phase and then were surprised the movies did poorly. like i’m still pissed at the shit they pulled with the Marvels bouncing its release constantly and any promo they did have lined up went through 4 months before the movie came out and then they were like ‘welp no one wants to see female superheroes i guess’ WHAT? and now they’re setting sam wilson up to fail by including a character that has been spoken out against from the start all while bringing back RDJ and the russo brothers to “fix” a franchise they stopped giving a true shit about 5 years ago. it’s maddening!

[sskk-manifesto]

Omg I actually enjoyed this episode quite a bit!!!

[iphigeniacomplex]

downloading all of riverdale to my laptop so i can start cranking out amvs like a man possessed to fill the void the second it stops airing will be a hassle. but i will do it

[sucresanguine]

What's so funny to me about the "this is what men used to look like" crowd is that I genuinely think going through vintage photos of men has been incredibly body positive to me. Balding men, men as short as the 5'2 sister they're next to, men with average physiques that aren't incredibly muscular by today's standards and yet are in swimwear competition photos and post cards. 25 year old guys with thin facial hair but mustaches that were the popular look nonetheless. Fat men in well-fitting three piece suits. Men in shorts that show off strong hips and thighs. Men looking sharp for special occasions while looking like they weren't trying to look like anything other than an average person

[rotisseries]

THAT’S SO COOL????? I’m not into video games but GOD they reincarnate and are in love every time??? princess and knight??? also I’ve been wanting to say this for ages but link is sooooo gender. you get it

so. they are in love in the sense that nintendo is queerbaiting me. queerbaiting me with a "straight" couple (they are lesbians). they are not canon they kissed only in the second ever zelda game when there was only the barest story and they were nothing more than pixel sprites and they have not been canon since. and because every game is technically a different link and a different zelda, each individual game varies on how shippable they actually are? like, I'm not very far through twilight princess yet but I've heard they're pretty much just coworkers in that one. the three latest mainline games though, they're like. they're pretty much canon in all but name like you could say it's platonic but like at that point you are running on loads of denial. the three latest mainline games are skyward sword, which is the first link and zelda, the start of the cycle. the plot ENTIRELY revolves around how much link loves zelda. cause they're best friends, hyrule as a kingdom doesn't even exist yet (they live on an island in the sky) she falls to earth and is running around having to discover that she's a reincarnated goddess (that's a whole angst factor btw bc the goddess (hylia) had to fight demise and she won but knew it was temporary and knew demise would have to be defeated again, and that he would need to be defeated with the power of the triforce, which can only be wielded by humans, so she decided basically that she'd need a loyal human knight, and so she reincarnated into a human girl because a girl is loved in the way a goddess isn't and she knew someone would love a human girl enough to save her WHICH HAPPENS so basically zelda gets to have an identity crisis was she just dragging link towards this destiny the whole time? did she truly love him? did he truly love her? are they puppets in this grand plan? "I'm still your zelda" she says to him, but is she??? drives me nuts) and he, ever loyal, keeps running after her to save her again and again and again (link is so dog coded there's a great botw fic about this), and then they defeat demise and he curses them and link is just some guy who went through ALL THIS SHIT cause he LOVED zelda. what if you were in love with your best friend and it cursed you and your descendants for the rest of time this is so francesca by hozier I'd tell them put me back in it I'd go through it again if i could hold you for a minute. and then the next two mainline games are breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom and breath of the wild involves an amnesia plot so you basically watch link fall in love with zelda a second time and then in tears of the kingdom they are. common law married. they share a house. there's only one bed. do NOT get me FUCKING STARTED on the hateno house. and nintendo still plays FUCKING COY zelda's english va has to be like "they... have a really close bond...." this is how I know they're queer you wouldn't do this with straight people. and then people also ship ocarina of time (most popular and well known game of the series most praised for its story) zelink a lot but that's an older game I haven't played yet so I can't speak on them. zelda is so transmasc in that one though this I know. I talk about link being genderqueer a fair amount and everyone on this internet knows link is trans but trust. zelink is t4t