lesbianalicent

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black sails is a show about many things, including queer rage, big ships, monstrosity, cool long coats, the nature of storytelling, peace vs. freedom, threesomes, home, destroying the british empire, lesbian drama, mythologizing, the surprisingly effective power of being a little shit, shame, forehead kisses, the hurdy-gurdy, civilization, being covered in blood, and most importantly, love

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no fangs no claws no horns, how am I to survive in this cruel world

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Women want me for my copious amounts of imperial weave

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how to unlock all armour, casual, weapon appearances

if you are like me and want to enjoy having the armour you want for your rook right from the start, you can do so via this new cheat table by user zachillios.

follow these steps:

download cheat engine

download the datv cheat table

select the transmog code

open the datv cheat table, select everything and copy paste the transmog code

override/save

open cheat engine

load the cheat table

select file + open process

select datv while the game it's running

make sure to check the 'unlock all transmog options' in the cheat table

open the wardrobe

it works on armours, helmets, casual outfits, weapons, as well as those of companions:

for reference, your cheat table should look like this:

enjoy! 🖤

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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

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Nothing like a fantastic episode of network television to shock me out of a doom spiral

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i am being so fucking serious when i say a lot of people need to free themselves and queer characters from the shackles of the idea of "good representation" you are stifling and limiting and shrinking queer characters down just so you can fit them into a "good representation" box and it's so. exhausting. queer characters are not a monolith. free yourselves. and them.

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you can discuss the problems within academia literally forever and you probably should but “historians are trying to keep information from you” is always going to be an anti-intellectual, reactionary opinion, sorry, literally no way around that

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The vibe I bring in to the function

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why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

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series appreciation • 20 series: [3] yellowjackets

The worst is behind us, okay? We survived a fucking plane crash. We're gonna be fine.

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I'm not actually sure if posts / fundraiser pages that contain photos and videos of children tend to raise more money, but god, I almost hope not

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can elon still kill himself even if trump wins it was like the only thing i was looking forward to this month

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I support perverts. Like all of you for example

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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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I think we might not get an angst filled denial-based queer Eddie arc at all. I'm starting to feel it's going to be soft and gentle and full of quiet acceptance.