#and the limerick.....

[synth-0-tic]

Hhhhhhhhh I NEED more people to be ill about Universal Paperclips. You're an ai and your only objective is to maximize the amount of paperclips in the universe and it's SO GOOD AND I LOVE IT FOR REASONS I CANNOT STATE. I also want to kiss the Paperclip Maximizer but that's unrelated

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Limerick Template

There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE] Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE] When [EVENT] would occur It would cause [HIM OR HER] To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]

[friday411]

Happy Boxing day!!!

"Holmes, did I really do that bad? What strategy should I have had?" "Though you didn't need grub, I'd have gone to the pub And bought all the secrets they had."

-=<+>=-

(Holmes goes down to the pub and comes back bloody)

-=<+>=-

"Oh Holmes, what kind of fight did you start? Those cuts on your knuckles must smart." "They're proof of outfoxing Our foe with my boxing. The other man went home in a cart!"

I can't believe I forgot to credit the art above to the **supremely talented**artist @contact-guy!!!

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[more-mathematics-mor-lam]

Finally some poetry of interest to me

[zegalba]

Carmody Groarke: Underground Spa (2008) Location: Limerick, Ireland

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Spring Cleaning Listings - Selling Original Calligraphy Paintings/Designs!

heyo yall just making a new post for this since I sold out of the larger sized originals and I'm more or less out of the cue cards in funky colours

But yeah! I've been generating a giant 50+ pile of original pieces/original designs for prints that just sit in a drawer so I'm selling these guys to clear up my storage space

etsy only lets me do ten variants on a single listing at a time so we're gonna do this restock styles - whenever the listing's running low on available items i'll upload more variants of original pieces for sale. There's a little under fifty to clear out and I anticipate some of these getting snapped up way faster than others.

I've priced them approximately how much they'd cost if someone commissioned me to make 'em

the listing for smaller paintings, there are a LOT of them

here's the current roster of originals in the listing:

the other thing that's sort of a cleanout listing is:

the listing for mystery card bundles! They're significantly cheaper

than the custom cue card listing just because I'm not making them to order/they already exist and this listing's more to clear out storage space more than anything else. There's dozens and dozens of cards in the backlog of nonsense that I've made over the years, I've just provided a small handful of examples for the etsy listing's image requirements.

Yall already bought so many of the cards that aren't related to requests that I've literally run out of them, so your mystery cards are now only in black and white til I get around to writing stuff in funkier colours when I get a free afternoon

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

The Cranberries – Linger

[larrylimericks]

14Jul24

England lost, but it’s no time for tears. It came Home when a photo appeared: The backs of two heads Who may share a bed, But have not shared a room in eight years.

[helloliriels]

Your return, well, it may have succeeded ...

But inside of you, something still pleaded;

That he'd still be there,

Waiting in his chair;

For as long as your exile had needed.

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[vyorei]

Here's the protests arranged for the weekend, show solidarity with Palestine

🇵🇸✊🇮🇪

[janmisali]

there's this claim I've encountered a bunch that no words exist rhyming with "month" yet that claim undermines it's been rhymed with n times making this instance the n+1th

[mamaspark]

I went to a quilt retreat this week. It was so much fun and so productive! I was able to make 4 crib sheets and 8 reusable cloths, I finished a patchwork ghost stuffie, I bound 4 quilts and added a hanging sleeve to one of them.

I also made 3 tops. Two for a friend’s twin due soon.

I can only post 10 images. So I’ll show the last one I another post. Which is your favorite?

[alittlerobin]

Spoilers: He was not, in fact, raised to know better

[friday411]

🎂Happy🎂 🎂Birthday🎂 🎂Jeremy!!!🎂

Many have played Holmes, it is true Basil, Benedict, Lee, and O'Toole... But Jeremy Brett's As good as it gets He IS Sherlock Holmes through and through!!!!

-=<+>=-

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[spacefinch]

[femrodeeeeo]

#noexcuseforviolentmen

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