#and the joke isn’t even funny

[steveharrington]

i have to applaud and also be annoyed by twitter accounts that understand how easy it is to get engagement from stan twitter by just giving them the most basic possible tweets that can be quote rt’d to fit whatever fanbase that person is in and get like. one billion views on your original tweet. popcrave can just tweet stuff like “today is national brown eyes day” and when you first see it you’re like weird that a pop culture reporting account is tweeting that but then you look through the quote rt’s and see every possible iteration of the same joke over and over and over of people being like “it’s their day!!!!” with a picture of that person’s designated celebrity or character or whoever they spend 100% of their free time making uninteresting tweets about because twitter users physically cant resist chiming in on whatever boring ass template is going viral for the week with their own spin on it related to the thing they like. and then popcrave gets so much money. i hate twitter

[chloesimaginationthings]

The more circus babies in FNAF the better,,

[casually-eat-my-soul]

The absolute sheer brilliance that would have been stiles and Lydia being bitchy best friends is super underrated. It’s diabolical/mad scientist friendship that sends people running in fear.

Like instead of falling in love with Lydia because she says something super smart, stiles just squints his eyes and rebuffs her. Bam Frienemies until they commit a crime together and instant best friends/siblings.

Ignore the whole Lydia being a banshee thing, like Lydia getting bite in season one instead and turning into a werewolf and best friend stiles. The dynamic would be unmatched. Her and stiles would have had that shit packed up in under an episode and maybe a half if they stop for coffee.

The only thing I’m not sure of is if Derek would have remained alpha because Lydia could have easily killed Peter herself. (I’m going to go with yes Derek does, as hale puppy pack has a special place in my hearts)

Derek wouldn’t have had the chance to even remotely fail because 1. Lydia knows that stiles is in love with him and refuses to let her best friend date a loser. 2. That is her alpha and she refuses to have a loser as her alpha.

Overprotective Werewolf Lydia and jealous Derek also would have been the funniest dynamic. Werewolf lydia and magic stiles would have been so so good.

[dustybones]

starting the gith egg comic series with some gay panic

next

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

"Nine is homophobic" this and "Classic is homophobic" that

WRONG

They're literally both gay

[noxexistant]

in my heart all three of the jacobs siblings are just so weird. absolute weirdos (affectionate). into weird stuff and shameless about it, do not know how to Properly interact with anyone in any context, just overall Too Much. off-putting. loud. and they are so damn loved.

[coffin-hopping]

I ain’t even that deep in the mouthwashing fandom but I saw a post that was like “if jimmy just admitted he loved curly he wouldn’t have attacked anya and crashed the ship lmfao” 😐 what the fuck are we doing here man

[iwatcheditbegin]

I can’t believe it still needs to be said but please don’t write in any celebrities on your ballot as a joke. The amount of people who voted for a dead gorilla in 2016 is concerning

[bluelippedbrelly]

mlm and wlw solidarity was the guy at the Film Society complimenting my Chappell Roan shirt, and then I commented on his Chuck Tingle Camp Damascus book.

[squipedmew]

sometimes you have bad mental health days and then sometimes you decide to rewatch Voltron: Legendary Defenders

[vaperarmand]

the thing is that if i became coworkers with a guy five years ago and we psychologically muscled our way into kissing on the show we were on and proceeded to become so obsessed with each other we became neighbors and started doing a blended family thing we’d probably at least talk about that kiss Sometimes. at least once.

[jacarandaaaas]

the fact that they haven’t even made a doll for julieta but there’s a literal doll of 5 year old mirabel in her ceremony dress😭 that’s so evil like “recreate the main characters most devastating, traumatizing and life altering event!!” Would be cool if they showed the design of younger mirabel before the ceremony like a normal outfit but I find it so funny they thought the gift ceremony doll perfect!

[subcultureblues]

My friend constantly jokes about needing time to ‘disassociate’ after work or wtvr and I never thought anything of it till I was talking about how my PTSD causes dissociative episodes and she was like “I do that all the time :)” and I was like no babe like those are stare at the wall hours. And she was like, ‘at least it gives you plenty of time to craft :)’ like my brother in Christ, I know it’s a meme now but there wouldn’t be a DSM classification for quietly knitting in a corner, I’m over here fighting for my life just trying to remember how to make my hands work, mind blank out and unable to recall the last 3 months of my life, not like, scrolling TikTok for an hour

[something-something-peaceful]

Quick and easy way to have a ride home. First walk home then get hid by a car, then you can have the ambulance drive you home. And that’s how you have the most expensive Uber ride ever.

[xx-may4-malic3-xx]

Yknow sometimes I debate just nuking my entire internet presence…

LIKE WHO TF ARE YOU PEOPLE??! LEAVE ME ALONE HOLY SHIT