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Does anyone else have that issue where they get inconsolable about extinct species and animals?
#it’s just…#like it’s almost like we forgot these animals#and the horrible effects of deforestation#it also makes me sob#that there are animals we will discover#through the process of extinction and tracing how they became extinct#and a lot of the time#it’s due to climate change and deforestation#did you know North America had a parrot?#and that it was mildly poisonous from the food it ate?#no? Cus I didn’t either#it went extinct in the 1870’s#it was called the Carolinas Parakeet#the last one named Incas died and wasn’t even properly preserved#it’s like we forget them#that they were here and existed and made an impact#and nobody deserves that
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The Strings Of The Universe Will Lead Me To You
Chapter 1
It wasn’t always like this; humans considering themselves at the top of the food chain, egotistically calling themselves the Apex Predator. Hunting and trapping animals, only to sometimes release them back to nature horribly disfigured and dying all for the name of sport or ancient science. Pollution and deforestation running amok while the world was under their rule.
There was a time when humans were hunted. A time of man-eating creatures called demons. They ruled from the shadows, intent on turning humans into cattle and claiming the very top of the food chain. Egotistically thinking of themselves as the Apex Predator. Hunting and massacring villages of humans in their hunger and blood lust. Torturing their prey before eating them alive, most often in gruesome ways. They rose with the moon and ruled over humans with an iron fist.
They couldn’t be killed, at least through normal means. Their only weaknesses were the sun itself, a beautiful and unassuming flower called Wisteria, and a blade made from a strong metal that absorbed the sun’s celestial fire.
And the one that lead them? The devil himself, who had crawled straight out of the deepest and darkest hole from hell.
He thought he would reign for eternity, cheating death until the end of times, and possibly even after.
And he would have if it weren’t for the Demon Slayer Corps and a small, unlikely group of slayers that just so happened to be at the right place at the right time. Seven slayers with extraordinary senses and powers.
A boy with a sense of smell so strong, he could pick up the slightest change in emotions of others around him with a sniff from his bloodhound nose. He was able to remember and track scents for years with just one whiff and could smell the difference between demon and human. His forehead was as hard as the densest diamond, just as strong and unbreakable as his determination, and he had the power of the sun flowing through his veins.
A once human girl who was forcefully turned into a demon yet retained her human mind and soul. A traitor to the Demon King, and a demon who refused the flesh of humans. She fought for the light, for those that she held dear both dead and alive, and for the hope of reclaiming her human body. A demon whose Blood Demon Art harmed those of her kind yet protected humans, and a demon who conquered the sun.
A boy charged with the thundering of lightning, whose sense of hearing allowed him to clearly hear whispered words from far away. It was known that even while he was asleep he could listen in to conversations around him, and it was rumored that he could even hear someone’s private thoughts. His speed was ungodly; those who faced him only heard the clap of thunder before their head slipped off their shoulders.
A boy raised with the soul and breath of a wild beast. His sense of touch was so enhanced that he could even feel the slightest vibration in the air. He could sense the precise location, species, and intent of another with his incredible spatial awareness. His battle lust and ambition drove him to be physically stronger and more flexible than anyone else in a fight, even altering his twin katanas to rip and tear the flesh of a demon with a serrated edge.
A girl as delicate and beautiful as a deadly flower. She could track the movements of any being, whether slow or quick, with her sharp sense of sight. She was quick and strong, expertly dodging and performing effective counterattacks that left her opponents stunned. She navigated her life with only a singular normal coin, yet it was a coin burdened heavily with all her previous and future decisions.
A boy who gained the powers of the demons through consuming their flesh yet retained his human body. Despite not having a breath style, he decided to fight against the demons. He sought the approval of his estranged brother, hoping to prove himself despite all the odds. Instead of a swordsman, he was an excellent marksman, supporting his comrades from the distance with both bullets and the blood arts he gained.
And a chosen girl out of her own time, dragged from one war against demons to another. Her five senses were rather normal; no super sense of smell, no enhanced hearing or sight, and she was unable to feel or taste slight abnormalities. But, she had a very peculiar sixth sense that was only partially heard of in fiction and myths. She had the ability to sense the hidden threads that weave the universe together into a beautiful tapestry.
These seven slayers of different paths and backgrounds banded together with their factions that never would have attempted to work together on their own. And with these banded slayers and allies, something that was only a flicker of hope centuries ago was finally a possibility.
The end of demons. The end of Kibutsuji Muzan.
It wasn’t always like this; humans creating beautiful masterpieces out of anything they could find, free to roam wherever they please without the threat of monsters of the night. Being able to connect and care for beings both of and not the same species. To protect those much weaker than themselves and restore the lost and broken.
To live.
notes: and this is the start of my Kamado Tanjiro/Reader fic! hope you enjoyed it! things really start next chapter, so if you did, make sure to check the rest out when it comes out!
anyways. tomorrow, i'll post this arc's chapter list. in a few weeks, the next chapter will drop, so if you have trouble finding it just check out the Arc 1 chapter list post! (each arc will have a summary of the content in the chapters and i will hopefully remember to provide links when the story is updated. if i don't promptly, please feel free to yell at me. i'm very forgetful.)
love you lots! stay safe, and please remember that you're all AWESOME! XP
#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#d.gray man#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#kamado tanjiro x reader#kamado tanjiro/reader#frayawrites
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my shadow and bone s2 running thoughts
"there's only one bed!" speedrun
sometimes hot people can't act
this is actually.... not good
wow being incognito lasted three minutes
no hesitation to blow your cover
what a kind northern Irish village gentleman
the bitch is back, long live the bitch
show me a 40 year old! not every person alive is 25 and hot
genya's wig... ain't it
all he is is dumb and hot
let the fake Scandinavians mispronounce jail, show me realism
ah yes, we do cool nods at the wall of weapons
the ears are the sign of a good tracker, and mal sure does have two ears
Sea Whip, That Was Easy™️
all tell, no show, that's the way that we go
god inej is fit
total stranger, for now xx
they're just putting their faces close together on purpose
daaaamn these bitches dead and deading others
ah yes, ignite the bombs while you're in the room
pirate ship cult
Nikolai is a dork
how small is this ocean....
kazs PTSD, a running gag
baby girl, you won't "finally eradicate it for good" right now, it's episode three
aah so they fucked
TINY ROLLINS WEE SCOTTISH BAB
"hey babe, expose your knife wound while i trauma dump plot info"
god inej is fit
nina knows
god nina is fit too
*saoirse ronan* "women"
how many times can this man get stabbed in the shoulder? we're up to three
murder is good, murder is chill, i've got no qualms with murder
too many characters, too many plots, disproportionate amount of time spent on the crows and god bless them for that
"hey bro can i propose to your girlfriend bro"
the mood lighting in this plague cemetery, vibes
HORRIBLE FAKE SCANDINAVIAN LANGUAGE, HORRIBLE -10000/10
girlie pop, youve got to lose the signature fancy hat, you are the most recognisable
dat ass
my man is here to be petty and he's bringing friends along for the ride
no plot! only flirting! as we deserve
let them all be lesbians
SPEEDRUN WESPER
episode four and they're already fucking thank Christ
good good wylan and Jesper are off shagging, I can brood in peace
"no"
time isn't real! geography is a myth! our boats will get there when it's convenient for the plot!
we are criminals, rats of the barrel, and occasionally help foreign royals when they ask nicely
"warm, and wet" the crows in Shu han, the gift that keeps on giving
can't believe I have to watch some reylo shit all over again
Dominik Dominik I sense an ex friend with benefits with our man Nikolai
good let the twink talk to butterflies and ignore the suffering of his friends
deforest station
happy to have a himbo in tolya
not so much a slow death by poisoning as a chance for nice life affirming trips to remotivate our heroes in the ninth hour
"throwing up or hallucinations" the only two possible outcomes of poisoning
she's the avatar!
one night stand to soulmates pipeline
ah yes, continue to make out in the background for everyones big character revelations
"you're a part of me mal, I can't loose you" well murder him and eat his bones and he'll be with you forever
boyfriend to organ donor pipeline
star wars levels of hand amputation, now featuring Mother's Good Finger Bones
"and there was only one set!"
yeah like, they definitely used to fuck, surely
twenty minutes of this episode and no crows, for shame
the crows aka Deus ex machina but make it fun flirty and bisexual
more finger amputations, moooooreeeeee
woohoo C plot lesbians
queue the fire benders
little viking boy, drawing crosses in the sand
Matthias villian origin story set up for season three
fun fact, I don't actually want to see another finger amputation
blue skies and sunny yet these bitches can't see a thing
the location scout must have been so proud of themselves for finding this fort, so proud that they spent two episodes having two identical groups chasing each other around three walls
you know what this big battle scene needs? some music
unecessarily squishy icicle stab sound effects
FIVE MORE FINGERS CUT OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
oh damn she actually did it
slaaaayyyy
"series regular" shows up every two episodes for a single scene unrelated to the main plot
why aren't they lighting the kindling from multiple places and especially from lower down?
good for inej
again with the tiny ocean and instantly finding exactly what you were looking for, ofmd logic
uh oh hehe
gross
#shadow and bone#shadow and bone spoilers#shadow and bone s2#i very much enjoyed it but also yall this show is objectively not good#i read the crows books but not the main one so i have no idea how accurate it was of an adaptation#i just know it was very silly and im happy i managed to binge it in 24hrs despite having to go to work#wesper#slay#inej#also slay
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What can you do for nature?
As a civilisation, we seem to be painfully aware of all the shortcomings in our contact with nature. Stories about all we have destroyed, and where we have failed, permeate our culture. Truth is, we don’t even believe anymore that we could do any good. Most of us feel like the best thing we could do for nature, is to leave it alone. But that kind of thinking is wrong. And dangerous.
How can we do good, if we can’t even imagine it?
If I asked you how humans are affecting the nature, I suspect you would tell me about all the bad things we are doing. About the pollution, the deforestation, about the insecticides and herbicides, about microplastics, and mining, and species loss. And you would, of course, be right.
But is that all of it? Is destruction all we are capable of?
Most of us actually do think so. Growing up in our culture, we absorb the image of pristine nature and of the horrible effect we, the humanity, have on it. We talk about nature and wilderness as something pure and good – and completely separate from us. We think the best we can do is to leave it alone.
If we can’t even imagine that our interactions with the rest of the natural world could be beneficial for it, how can we hope to actually do anything positive?
How are we supposed to find a way to live on this planet in peace and harmony with the rest of the life on it, if we assume from the get-go that we are only capable of doing harm? How are we supposed to be looking for solutions, if we don’t actually believe there are any?
I was thinking about all this as I was reading George Monbiot’s book Regenesis. While he had some good points, I found myself strongly disagreeing with his conclusions and solutions. I might write about it more some day, but not today.
I think George Monbiot got it wrong from the premise. For him, the number one problem of agriculture is land use. And so his solution is to use as little land as possible. Everything he suggests is considered from this point of view, arriving at dubious solutions such as using factory-grown bacteria as the chief source of fat and protein for people around the world.
It is clear that George Monbiot can’t imagine that humans could actually be useful to the rest of the natural world. And he definitely can’t see us as a part of it. He takes it even further, and as many of his fellow vegans, he even sees domestic animals as inherently damaging to nature and something that should be removed. It’s as if cows and sheep and other domestic animals have lost their status as part of nature in his eyes. It’s as if they were tainted by their contact with us.
Humans are nature too
We have been thinking of ourselves as separate from nature for a while now. The concept of nature came to be after the Middle Ages, during the period of Enlightenment. It is even more recent to think of ourselves as only being capable of natural destruction. But thankfully, our culture does not represent all the people in existence and definitely not all the people in history. We might have forgotten about it, but the truth is that humans can live in peace with nature. And not only that, we can even help it prosper.
One of the main ideas in the (absolutely wonderful) Ishmael trilogy by Daniel Quinn is the fact that humanity is much, much older than our civilisation. While it’s a fact fairly obvious to most of us, it has some implications that we don’t usually realise.
Our genus, Homo, is almost 3 million years old. Homo sapiens – modern humans, that were anatomically and physiologically identical to us – appeared some 300 000 years ago. Compared to either of these numbers, our agriculturalist, city-building, less than 10 000 years old civilisation, is like a blink of an eye. Humans have been here for a long time, living just like all other creatures do – as part of the ecosystem.
We tend to think about our prehistoric ancestors as not-quite-human; as if they were somehow unfinished. We assume they didn’t have our curiosity, our intellect and our drive, because in our eyes they were not yet living the way humans are supposed to. Yet, they were just like us, and yet they managed to live in peace with the world around them.
They knew they belonged to the world, just as much as rhinos and mites and sequoias do; and they knew that just like any of those other creatures, they had their role to play in it.
How can we know what they might have been thinking? Well, fortunately, there are still people living in this world now, whose lifestyle is closer to that of our hunter-gatherer ancestors than to our “civilised” ways. We still have a chance to learn from them. If we are ready.
Myth of the wilderness
The truth is that Indigenous peoples have been modifying and managing the nature around them for millennia. Many of the areas that we would classify as wilderness were shaped by human activity, including places such as the Amazon rain-forest, or the Australian aridlands. While this is still far from the mainstream perception, scientist are actually starting to point to how the whole concept of “wilderness” is inappropriate and how certain biomes rely on human input for their preservation (great article on this is Indigenous knowledge and the shackles of wilderness).
Picking sweetgrass
In her beautiful, gentle book Braiding Sweetgrass, Robin Wall Kimmerer – a Native American botanist – reveals a lot about how her culture approached the natural world. She talks about the sense of belonging and feelings of community with all the life around them. She talks about the Honorable Harvest, which is a set of rules to make sure that people don’t take more than their fair share, and that enough is left to keep the cycles of nature going. (Rules like: Never take more than a half. Never take the first, nor the last. Take only what you need. Always give back in return.)
From her stories it becomes clear that the bounty of the land that the European colonisers encountered when they first arrived to the Americas was not an accident. It was not wilderness. It was the result of many millennia of careful cultivation at the hands of the Indigenous peoples.
One of the moving examples she gives, is that of sweetgrass. This plant was, and still is, used for ceremonial purposes among her people and is very important to them. Unfortunately, the sweetgrass populations are steadily declining. Various tribes have different ways of harvesting sweetgrass, and everyone, understandably, thinks their way is the better one. Robin Wall Kimmerer enlisted one of her botany master students to do a thesis about the sweetgrass harvest, trying to determine which harvesting technique was better for the plants – either pulling it out with its roots, or cutting it off, leaving the root in the soil.
She had trouble convincing the faculty to approve the study. They thought it rather useless, saying the result was known from the beginning, as it was obvious that harvesting would lead to decline regardless of the method. But nobody expected what actually happened.
The student spent two years harvesting from three different sweetgrass patches (following the rules of the Honorable Harvest) and documenting the results. She would pinch some of the grass from one of them, pull it out from the other, and the third one was left as a control. At the end of the study period, only one of those patches was not doing well, its population declining. It was the control patch.
As it turns out, sweetgrass needs to be picked. If it isn’t, if space isn’t made for new plants, they get smothered under the tall growth. The decline of sweetgrass goes hand in hand with the disappearance of the peoples who value and harvest it. And the patches that still thrive are, not surprisingly, located in the areas where the people still live and interact with them.
The ciiiircle of liiife
We often feel like it’s somehow morally wrong to be eating other living beings. We are sceptical to the beneficial effects that predators have on their ecosystems, and completely blind to the benefits they provide to their prey (not on the individual, but on the community level).
Lions picking out a sick zebra can save the herd from a disease spreading. Chasing the zebras around ensures they don’t spend too much time in one place, which protects the land from overgrazing, and the zebras from getting parasitic infections from infected manure of their buddies.
Big herds of grazing animals are what prevents grasslands from turning into deserts or forests. The shrubs and trees get eaten before they get a chance to grow big, and the grass gets thinned to make space for new growth, fuelled by the fertiliser left behind by the animals. Some ruminants, like the buffalo, even have an enzyme in their saliva that stimulates grass growth.
While there is nothing wrong with forests, grasslands are a different ecosystem, supporting an equally diverse network of plants and animals that can not thrive in a forest. Despite people who call for “rewilding”, and believe that the only valid landscape is a forest, grasslands have always been here. There is now even evidence that about half of Europe was covered by grasslands and meadows before the arrival of modern humans. But just like in the case of sweetgrass, the European grasslands now rely on us to help them thrive.
In the end, everyone eats and is eaten. Microbes, fungi and plants feed on death just as much as herbivores and carnivores do. Being lower on the food chain does not make one more virtuous. And being higher up on it does not prevent one from contributing to the community of life. Every ecosystem is a network where everything is attached to everything and each creature is needed, however cute or yucky or weird.
You find what you are ready to look for
I have been reading (and thinking) a lot about agriculture lately. It is our closest and most important point of contact with the cycles of life and of nature. It definitely seems like we got a lot of it wrong, and we need to make some changes.
I think it is important that we look for solutions with the right mindset. It is difficult to notice things that you aren’t looking for, let alone ones you can’t even fathom. I think it’s time we started looking at ourselves as creatures that do belong in this world, and that can work with it, care for it, and protect it, while receiving what we need to live. We have to believe it is possible first, before we can even start finding out how to do it. Thankfully, we humans are fast learners, and we still have someone to learn from. And while there is no going back to the Stone Age (not that I want to), we can surely find a way to practice some Honorable Harvest in our world.
The change, if it happens, will come from the bottom. From people with a new vision. From people like you and me.
Originally published on https://noriparelius.com/post/what-can-you-do-for-nature/
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How to Hunt and Prepare Qilin: A Beginner's Guide
So, you're considering hunting qilin, or want to learn more about qilin hunting in general. If so, you've come to the right place. I've been hunting qilin for nearly ten years now across Ocalia. Before we jump into the actual process of hunting, I first want to talk about why people hunt qilin, because it's one of the questions I receive the most.
Why hunt qilin?
I think this is something that trips up a lot of people unfamiliar with hunting, both as a sport and as a source of food, especially people who are into all that animal rights stuff. I get it. Qilin are beautiful, majestic animals and it can feel really wrong to some people to hunt them. However, as much as we have qualms, there are a lot of good reasons to hunt them. The biggest ones follow:
Food. Qilin are large, edible animals. A single one can feed an entire family for a month, and they're more ecologically friendly than eating, per se, beef. Qilin meat and offal is very nutritious and tastes great to boot.
Byproducts. Qilin also produce several byproducts from hunting. Their skin can be made into leather for clothing or other purposes, and their bones and antlers can be carved into a variety of useful things. Before metal utensils were common, qilin-bone forks and knives were the go-to for Ocal peasants, and I know a lot of hunters who keep that tradition alive.
Ecological reasons. Ever since the near-extinction of the Ocal wild dog, the qilin population has been skyrocketing because they have no natural predators. This is problematic because it has knock-on effects. Qilin are pretty voracious eaters, gladly browsing through entire forests and stripping trees of bark once there's nothing left to browse on. This inhibits the growth of new forests and ecological succession, which exacerbates the already-nasty deforestation problem in many areas. This means that it falls to humans to cull qilin and keep their population in check. There are also a lot of ecological indicators of the environment in a qilin corpse, something that a lot of universities put a bounty on to collect data, which brings us to the last point...
Money. You can sell whatever food and byproducts you don't need, and there are a lot of rich guys who would love to get a stuffed qilin head on their wall without getting down in the mud and hunting one. Considering the time it takes to hunt one, the natural benefits of the job and the amount of money you can get out of the spoils, it's not horrible as a full-time job when qilin are in open season. I know a lot of guys who make shit pay working seasonal or temp jobs in the summer and spring, and make more money hunting qilin in the fall and winter.
I hope that makes people understand why qilin hunting is so important for so many people, and why it's actually essential for the health of our forests. You don't have to take up hunting yourself, but it's important to be educated on why it's necessary. Now, onto the actual hunt.
Essential supplies for a qilin hunt
Qilin hunts can be pretty variable, but here are the supplies that I would consider essential.
Appropriate clothing. Most provinces have qilin hunting in the colder months. Don't skimp on warm socks, solid shoes that can get dragged through the mud and a good hat. If you're bringing a gun, bring ear protection as well so you don't go deaf when you shoot it. Heavy rubber or nitrile gloves, eye protection and an apron are useful for the killing and butchering process. Don't forget to wear a high-visibility vest as well. It's better to look like an alive idiot in a high-vis than be a dead idiot without one. Also, qilin have pretty bad color eyesight anyways, so you aren't giving yourself away to your quarry.
Appropriate gear and provisions. Even if it's going to be a short trip, you should have a decent amount of water and some snacks on you. Bring more than you think you need. You aren't going to hunt well if you're dehydrated and hungry. If you're camping, also get an appropriate tent. You should keep a few methods of emergency communication. I keep a signal flare and an emergency radio on me, just in case - I'd rather have the excess weight and be sure that I can get a signal to someone if something goes wrong than not have it in an emergency. You should also keep a very solid knife on you - something that you can use to quickly and humanely kill your catch and use for other utility purposes in the wild. A veterinary pistol can also be kept for this purpose. If you're butchering in the wild, also keep appropriate supplies for that. If you're taking the carcass back, make sure to have appropriate space in your vehicle for it. Also, keep a ruler on you.
You're going to want a separate bottle of water you don't drink from on you at all times you can quickly squirt out or pour onto something. Some also suggest dissolving a weak household base into the water. This is especially important during the killing and butchering process.
A well-stocked first aid kit is always better to have than to not have.
Hunting weapons that you're familiar and comfortable with. There are a lot of these. Which I'll go through now in no particular order:
Rifle. My preferred method, and probably the easiest for a beginner to pick up. You're generally going to want a cartridge rated for big game - my personal suggestion is 7.70mm, because it's common and cheap, but use what you're comfortable with. If you're hunting the great qilin, you are going to need a larger cartridge. If you shoot a great qilin with too small of a cartridge, you are liable to end up with a pissed-off great qilin that may kill you before it dies painfully.
Pistol. This is only really appropriate for the dwarf qilin, and even then it's borderline. Use a larger cartridge pistol if you want to hunt them that way.
Bow / Crossbow. While more difficult than some other methods, bows have their advantages. An arrow can be reused - which saves some money - and they're quiet, which means you don't need ear protection. I do not recommend this for the great qilin.
Trapping. This is another preferred method for the dwarf qilin, though some larger traps can be used for the mid-sized species. A good option if you're not confident with weapons, willing to be patient and have enough confidence to finish the job if a trap leaves the qilin alive.
On horseback, using a hunting party, with dogs and spears. This is primarily done by the Azak people in the east and north of Ocalia. If you're thinking about doing this and have the supplies for it, you probably don't need my advice because you're Azak and have been hunting qilin since you were eight.
Appropriate licenses for any weapons and for hunting. These are usually relatively easy to get. You will need a separate license for hunting great qilin.
Lastly, hunting buddies are an optional but welcome addition. More eyes are usually better, and they can help at every step of the process.
Now that you have most of your basics, you also want to consider the kind of qilin you're hunting - it'll inform how best to go about your trip.
Dwarf qilin. These guys are the ones that most people get up in arms about hunting. I understand why; they're adorable, usually topping out around the size of a large dog as adults. However, they're also delicious. They can be pretty hard to hunt, though - they're low to the ground, agile and decently clever. That's generally why snares and traps are one of the more preferred methods for bagging them. Also, some areas let you hunt these year round.
Common qilin, mountain qilin, bicorns, palm-antlered qilin. These are all mid-sized species, in the 40-80 kilo range depending on exact species and sex. They have different ranges, you can check with your local FHT office if you aren't sure and they'll tell you what species are most common in your area. There are a few subtleties here to note. Common and mountain qilin usually have a slightly milder, less gamey meat, but also aren't as prized as trophies. Bicorns and palm-antlers are a lot more prized, and a lot gamier because of their diets. Some people don't like that, but if you know how to prepare the meat and what to pair it with they can taste great.
Great qilin. These are the ones that I understand not wanting to hunt. There's the obvious problem - they're large, difficult animals that require specialized knowledge and equipment to hunt - but more than that, it can feel plain old wrong to kill them. They are beautiful; it is not possible for me to describe what it feels like to see one in the wild. The first time I hunted one, I could not bring myself to shoot it. I had to hand my rifle to my buddy and have him take the shot. That being said, studies are showing that they are breeding way beyond the carrying capacity of their environment. They are best hunted in teams of three to four because of the amount of work needed to butcher them. You should only use a large-caliber rifle to take them down. These animals can weigh anywhere from 270 to 630 kilos - you're going to need something very powerful to kill them quickly and effectively.
Above all else, regardless of species you should treat these animals with respect. There's nothing that I can do to stop you from doing it, but I think you should never hunt an animal for sport alone. Don't just take trophies and pictures to impress people. Never intentionally prolong their suffering. If you aren't interested in butchering or eating the qilin, sell it to a local butcher. They'll be glad to take it and compensate you. These animals live whole, complete lives out in the wild, and we can respect that life best by using it to improve as many human lives as possible.
With that out of the way, we can discuss the hunt itself. Tracking and hunting qilin isn't particularly hard for most species. There are some tutorials and guides linked below, but in general the basics are the same. Qilin have very distinctive scat due to their diet, and very distinctive tracks. A well-prepared stand can also do you well. They also all have distinct calls that vary from species to species, used to communicate between individuals over larger distances. Depending on the conditions, a great qilin can be heard half a kilometer away. Once you've found your quarry, you can aim and shoot at it. You're aiming for the vital organs and the shoulders - the lungs and the heart. This ensures that the animal cannot move far from where you shoot it and is already close to death when you track it to its final resting place. Often, with a rifle, the animal will already be unconscious and dying when you arrive if performed correctly. Before you take that important shot, though, there are a few things that you might want to consider. Is the qilin...
...a late brooder? All qilin are egg-layers, making a small nest where they lay a few eggs. This isn't usually a problem for hunters because qilin are generally hunted out of breeding season, but there are sometimes late comers - a female who bred unusually late in the season or is brooding on eggs that went unfertilized for whatever reason. Brooding females are often very aggressive about defending their eggs, and significantly bulk up to defend their young. This makes them much more dangerous if you're using something that requires you get closer to the animal, like a bow. Also, the eggs - if unfertilized - are actually quite good if an unusual treat. Links below for how to identify and prepare unfertilized qilin egg.
...too young to hunt? Qilin populations need to be culled, but we don't need to kill every qilin we see. A qilin that's less than a year old won't have its antler, will be much smaller than an adult (and thus give less meat) and will generally be quite a bad hunting experience. There are some charts out there generally showing the size and look of qilin at different ages so you can get a better sense of this sort of thing. Think of it as paying it forward to the hunter who bags them in a few years.
...a mother? There's nothing that says you can't shoot a female qilin with its young around. Young qilin stick with their mothers until they grow out their first horns to protect them from the now-nearly-extinct Ocal wild dogs. They can defend themselves and get food fine on their own. That said, it will probably make you feel pretty sad. The young qilin won't be able to do much to you physically, but they will hang around and bleat a lot. So, you know, maybe just wait for the next one instead.
...infected with yellow drake fever? An individual with yellow drake fever isn't all that hard to identify. They'll have a swollen, inflamed hanger - often nearly circular in shape - with yellowish, pus-like residue around their eyes, nose and mouth. They might also move sluggishly or jerkily if the disease is particularly advanced, indicating that the infection has spread to the central nervous system. You may also find watery scat with undigested tree bark in it when tracking such an animal - that's actual the first sign of infection for most of them. The meat on that kind of animal is going to be sparse and basically inedible due to how terrible it tastes. That doesn't mean you shouldn't shoot it, though. YDF is basically unsurvivable for a qilin in the wild, and those that do survive often die soon after due to partial paralysis. It's reasonable to euthanize them in this state. There are also some universities that are trying to collect better statistics on YDF - if you collect some vital stats and send them in to an appropriate place, you might see some compensation for your time and trouble. Don't worry about catching anything, YDF can't infect mammals because it specifically infects glands and structures only found in dragons.
...haunted? People unfamiliar with Ocal hunting culture might not be familiar with this one. Sometimes in the wild you'll see a qilin with a weird, gnarled antler that doesn't match up with any known species. Legend has it that a qilin that gores a person to death will be haunted by their spirit, causing their horn to grow twisted and gnarled. The scientific reality is a bit less glamorous. Qilin antler growth is regulated by their hormones. If a qilin's hormonal cycle is interrupted - usually when they get a bit too old and graduate out of breeding age or if they suffer an injury to their gonads that they somehow survive and heal from - their horns grow out of control in the following seasons. I don't blame people for getting spooked by them, they're pretty freaky looking, but the meat and products from the animal besides the antler should be fine. A lot of people in rural areas are superstitious about this kind of thing, and may not want to buy meat from a haunted qilin. Just keep that in mind.
...infected with red dragon fever? Hah, trick question! It was actually recently discovered that qilin and a few of their distant relatives are actually genetically immune to red dragon fever. I know we've all heard horror stories about hunters who think they caught a good prize steppedrake and only find out that it had RDF when they're spitting up blood a month later, but you don't have to worry about that here.
Gralloching and Butchering a Qilin
Now, once you've downed and killed a qilin, the first thing you want to do is gralloch it. This means quickly removing the internal organs to decrease the animals body-heat, ensuring that the meat stays fresh and free of disease. Once you've got your equipment ready and have donned an appropriate apron and gloves, you want to start by taking a sturdy, clean knife - preferably sterilized with alcohol beforehand - and cut through one or both of the qilin's brachial arteries. There's a diagram down below for where you want to cut - it's right near the shoulder. As long as the animal is facing downhill, this will be relatively quick.
A lot of hunters also cut the carotid artery as shown in the diagram to help this process along. It's also necessary for the next few steps of butchery. The problem with this for an inexperienced hunter is that on a qilin the carotid is very close to the hanger. Unlike with a cow, the hanger on most species of draconids contains the glands that help them produce their noxious saliva, and the noxious compounds produced are usually at their most concentrated in there, and those glands can lie very close to the surface of the skin. If you nick it with your knife, you are liable to pierce into the hanger and cause it to start leaking those fluids. Don't worry too much if you do. This is why we wear rubber gloves and aprons when gralloching and butchering qilin. If you do get some of that fluid on you, or some of the qilin's saliva, do not panic. If it's on non-rubber clothes, quickly squirt it with some of the non-drinking water (with optional base. If gets on exposed skin, it's going to feel pretty bad - like wasps repeatedly stinging you - but this is unlikely to injure you permanently. It can leave a mark, though, so you're going to squirt some of the non-drinking water on it. You shouldn't get it in your eyes because you're wearing appropriate eye protection, but if you do, quickly squirt water onto it and keep doing so until the sensation of stinging stops. Once you've made your bleeding cuts, you can also palpitate the chest to simulate a heartbeat to make it bleed faster. Continue to do this until the carcass is totally bled. Great qilin require some more specialized operations shown in the diagram as well because of their size and weight.
Once the animal is fully bled, you're going to make that cut near the carotid artery if you haven't already. Some people like to use a piece of wood or other divider at this point to make absolutely sure that the hanger is out of the way. You widen this cut until it's a very large slit that you can see the interior of the animal with. If you do it right, you'll probably notice three very distinct tubes: the trachea, esophagus and the Celsier organ. The esophagus is going to be closer to the top of the animal, the trachea is going to be just beneath it, and above the esophagus is the Celsier organ, which is going to look like a long, whitish, rubbery tube. Get a firm grip on the Celsier organ, and tug it away from the chest until it comes free. You can continue to pull it until a largish, ball-shaped organ comes out of the slit - we call this the whiffleball or baseball. The other end is connected to the hanger - don't pull it away from that end ever. You don't need to worry as much about nicking this one, it's the most durable part of the hanger-throat complex. It isn't edible, but it is valuable; keep it secure near to the hanger.
Next, you're going to use your hands to gently separate out a section of esophagus from the trachea, as close to the front of the animal as possible. Then, slice the esophagus into two cleanly. Tie off both cut ends of esophagus. You can do this with a knot or a cable tie. This helps prevent contamination of the meat by preventing the contents of the mouth and the stomach and intestines of the animal from spilling out. At this point, if you're butchering at a second location, this is where you stop, drag the carcass to wherever and then proceed. When transporting, make sure to cover the head, hanger and Celsier organ with a secure piece of tarp or heavy cloth so that none of them get snagged or torn on a heavy branch. Now I'll walk you through the butchery process and the best uses for different cuts, from head to tail. Speaking of:
The head is generally the first part of a qilin someone will process. By slicing through the trachea, the spine and the remaining muscle and connective tissue, the head will come totally free of the rest of the body. You can often sell the head as a trophy to someone specialized in stuffing and mounting animal heads. However, if you want to do something a little different, you also can hand the head over to a traditional tanner alongside the skin. The brains, the hanger and the still-attached Celsier organ can actually be used to help in the traditional tanning process. At this point, you can also remove the antler as a prize, cutting around the base and angling into the connective tissue until it comes free. Unfortunately, the head is also pretty devoid of meat. Except for...
The tongue of a qilin is actual edible. People call it the tanner's cut because they usually get the whole head, but there's nothing stopping you from taking it. After slicing the tongue out of the mouth, remove the skin by scraping it off with a sharp knife while running cool water over it on a tap. This will remove any excess saliva alongside the skin. Once all the skin is removed and you've dried, you can cook it. I suggest you slice it thin, salt it, and fry it in a pan with a little oil until brown and crisp, a bit like bacon - qilin tongue is very fatty, and will render a lot out a lot of that fat into the pan. You can fry some eggs in the fat and top both with a hearty serving of fresh greens and hot sauce for a classic tanner's breakfast. It's delicious, fatty like bacon but pleasantly gamey as well. For now, though, put the tongue aside and move to...
The skin. The hide of a qilin is pretty tough, but by following the diagrams I've provided you should be able to angle your knife through the connective tissue very effectively. If you accidentally slice through the skin, don't worry. It takes practice, and a lot of tanners can still work with the rest of the hide even if there's a large hole in it. Tanning qilin hide is a really in-depth process that I don't fully understand myself, but if you want to take that deep dive my friend Kili who is a really skilled Ocal tanner has a video series on it linked below. If you shallowly cut the underlying meat, that's also fine - somebody's going to be cutting into it eventually, just don't slice it all to ribbons. Once skinned, you can proceed to the organs, starting with...
The liver. Start by making a large cut down the center of the animal from the very bottom of the sternum to the cloaca. Cut shallowly and pry apart the resulting hole as wide as possible. Done correctly, you have opened the abdominal cavity and can start removing the organs. You can find the liver on top of the rest of the intestines, near to the gallbladder. Pull it away from the gallbladder very gently - it should be easy to remove and you don't want to accidentally break the gallbladder. The liver is probably the most commonly utilized organ in a qilin. It's fatty, rich in vitamins and minerals, and has a naturally soft and creamy texture alongside a grassy, livery taste that avoids tasting dragon-y as well. There are lots of preparations for it, but be careful - overconsuming qilin liver can cause overdoses on vitamin A, especially great qilin liver. This is why the primary way of consuming great qilin liver is diluting it with other meats in an Azak smoked sausage called lang nen. Also, your local FHB office can gives regular reports about the state of local qilin, and will tell you if the liver in local qilin looks safer or less safe this year. Next, you can look for...
The very fucked up gastrointestinal / urinary / reproductive system. I'm making this a new section because it's sort of in depth.
This is probably the biggest divergence if you're used to hunting and preparing mammals. Dragons, in general, are closer to chickens than any placental mammal, and so they have a cloaca - which in turn means that their urinary system, their digestive system and their reproductive organs are all connected. In a small animal like a chicken, this is easy to deal with. Here, it can get a little more complicated. First, find the place where you tied off the esophagus earlier, and continue downwards, removing the connective tissue until it's as free as possible. Then. find the cloaca at the bottom of the animal, and make an incision beneath it to . The only real easy way to handle this is to put some of your hand inside the cloaca. You're already covered in juices and viscera, some piss and shit and cum and egg isn't going to change how gross this is. Hold it tightly so that nothing spills out, then make the final cuts that lead back into your main cut that opened the cavity. Without letting your fingers out of the cloaca, pull out the gastrointestinal tract, urinary tract and reproductive organs - they shouldn't be hard to pull out if you're careful, but a second set of hands is always appreciated. Once they're out and you've washed your hands of the piss, shit, etc., you can start to take apart the whole assembly, starting with...
The gonads and other reproductive organs. This is where the sex of a qilin can change things a lot. Females generally have a good amount more meat and mass than males, but males have one advantage over them in terms of food: the oysters. Or, more properly, the testes. You can remove these and the duct that leads to the cloaca, then remove the duct and skin the oysters. They taste great breaded and fried like oysters from the ocean. Then move on to...
The urinary tract. This includes the adrenal glands, kidneys, the Müller organ (Azak people call this hwalang t'a which where it gets a translated Ocal name of compost organ) and the bladder. Start by pinching the urethra close to the cloaca, leaving a small space to snip away the urethra, allowing you move the rest of the organs separately. Most of the urinary system isn't very usable. However, the stuff in it - urea - is. A lot of Azak people still use the Müller organ and kidneys as an additive to compost, and there are tutorials online on how you can do that yourself. Everything else unfortunately must be discarded, leaving the...
Digestive tract. Also called the food pipe, you first want to free it from cloaca, which can be discarded at that point. You'll notice a few big sections: the first stomach, the second stomach, the small and large intestines, and the pancreas(es). The first thing you're going to want to find is the pancreas(es) behind the stomach. Dwarf qilin have two, all other species only have one. Gently free them from their place, and remove the gallbladder just above them. You'll be able to tell it apart very easily - it's actually a pretty bright green in most species. The pancreas of most species is tough and stringy in adults, but for dwarf qilin they remain soft and tender; you can cook them as sweetbread. You can then portion out the first and second stomach - they'll look very distinctive, unlike in mammalian ruminants - and the intestines. You can then remove the small intestine down to the cecum, the start of the large intestine, and separate those out as well. As with most dragon digestive systems, you're going to need to wash all of these thoroughly to avoid potential contamination. However, unlike many dragon species that are commonly eaten, qilin offal is a lot less strong-tasting, lacking most of the acidic notes present in something like the domestic broadnose. The first and second stomach can be made into mesang, a traditional Azak dish. I don't like it personally, but my daughter and wife both love it. Maybe you will too!
Returning to the main carcass, you can find...
The suet. You can find this behind where the kidneys were. This stuff isn't really viscera, but pure, hard fat that's a bit different from the muscle fat. Once you've removed it, you can separate out the fat from any unwanted connective tissue and veins and render it into, then straining and cooling into a delicious puck of solid fat. Qilin suet has a distinctive taste that makes it a great addition to spice up a basic gravy or stir fry. Then you can look at...
The lungs. Start by freeing up the trachea from the neck, and then returning to the body cavity where you can slice open the diaphragm. From there you should be able to remove the trachea and the lungs all at once. The trachea can then be removed and discarded. Qilin lung is very high in iron and is a bit of an acquired taste. You can stuff it with vegetables and spices, or use it chopped up as an ingredient in mesang. Then, you can look at...
The heart. Once you've found it, you can snip through the surrounding veins to have yourself a heart. Qilin heart is a delicacy. In many areas, haute cuisine restaurants will pay very good prices for them, especially dwarf qilin heart, calling it a once in a lifetime experience for people in the city. Alternatively, you can give up that paycheck, find some recipes for it and have that once-in-a-lifetime experience a lot more times in your life. You decide. With that, you should have all of the organs out, leaving only...
The primal cuts. After all of that, this is the easy part. Below is a clear diagram of the sections found on a qilin. Qilin meat is relatively consistent across the animal; it's grassy, but a lot finer than a lot of ruminants. You can imagine it as being somewhere at the midpoint between grass-fed beef and chicken, and it's the stuff that people like best and imagine when you say you're eating qilin. There are plenty of recipes already online for it, so you don't need to ask me for them. Just make sure to keep food safety in mind; qilin should always be cooked to the point that all parasites and disease can potentially be removed. Lastly, there's...
The bones. This is the last remaining part of the qilin you can really use - the hooves and backspurs are sort of useless. The marrow and bones of qilin are great for soups or stocks. You can also sell them to a bone carver if you're not interested in that.
With that, you've hunted and butchered your first qilin. I hope this will be useful to any person trying to hunt a qilin, or at the very least gave you a better idea of what goes on in the process. If you have any questions, I'll be doing my best to answer them in the comments on this page. Good luck out there!
-Tula Ves
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R.E.M. - Orange Crush
“Like most of our stuff it’s definitely an anti-war song, but it’s a subtle one, there was no real sign that it was a big protest song, so most people listened to it and didn’t realize. It’s most directly related to the indiscriminate use of Agent Orange in the deforestation of Vietnam and the horrible effect it had on everyone, from soldiers to civilians. It was just a terrible poison that was so widely used it caused a lot of pain and misery. Yes, there was some irony in the sweet deliciousness of the pop drink versus the horrible effects of this chemical. The ironic juxtaposition of those two terms was no accident.”
“The soldiers themselves were helpless before the decision by the government and the military to use this stuff. They had no say in the matter at all, yet they were the ones who were forced to suffer the consequences.” - Mike Mills
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Its really refreshing seeing someone defend bugs like ticks, cockroaches, and mosquitos. Its so hard to explain how nature isn't simple and you can't just wipe out a whole animal just because you don't like them.
I ADORE bugs and the more a bug is hated by people, the more love I give it because I think they deserve someone in their corner. I follow quite a few bug-specific blogs and bug-loving ecology blogs and I see the genuinely awful things people say about creatures they don't like and it really, genuinely scares me.
Bugs NEED us! They're the building blocks of ecosystems, and yet they get the least attention out of any animal in terms of conversation, solely because they don't look cute in commercials. Native bug populations ("bug" being a general term used here to refer to insects, arachnids, worms, and other creepy-crawlies) are dropping everywhere, while others are getting introduced to near areas by humans travel or habitat loss and becoming invasive and we're seeing the horrific effects of both of those things.
Fun fact: a huge factor in deforestation in North America is change in soil composition caused by invasive earthworms. Even the tiniest and seemingly insignificant creature is important.
It's easy to care about butterflies and honeybees (native honeybees are still struggling horribly) because they're pretty, but the "ugly" bugs are important too! Butterflies and bees are not the only pollinators, not by far, and pollination is not the only important job of bugs! We need to care about the worms, mosquitoes, ants, wasps, ticks, roaches, spiders, moths, flies, and other "gross" bugs. Our planet depends on them.
Anyway here's some pictures of a cool white-jawed jumping spider I met today while watering Morticia the Monstera.
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Dear lord. So. I mentioned before that I'm not vegetarian for ethical reasons and that, if I cared about ethics, I'd construct my diet and buying choices around minimizing deforestation.
So let's talk about what that'd actually look like.
These are the primary sites I reviewed:
Our World in Data
12 Major Companies Responsible for Deforestation
Based on these sites, the primary issues are beef, soy, palm oil, and paper production. The first three there are responsible for 60% of deforestation.
Interestingly, only 6% of soy production is for human consumption. The rest is for livestock or biofuels. So, I could trim down on my soy consumption, but if I were to start eating meat, I'd want to make sure I knew how the livestock was being fed so that they weren't reliant on soy.
The top company to avoid is Cargill, which is a bit tricky. Their clients include Unilever, Tesco, McDonald’s, Carrefour, Kellogg’s, Sainsbury’s, Mars, Petcare, Ahold Delhaize, Dunkin’ Brands, Nestle [x], Burger King, and Wal-Mart. They also have a lot of brands.
With Cargill, it seems the easier option is to write the various companies and policymakers to put pressure on Cargill to change their practices. [Completed Petition]
Okay...Cargill is 100% horrifying and cloaked in secrecy. [x]
Moving on.
Wilmar International Ltd primarily does palm oil. They claimed to be going toward sustainability, but it seems they've fallen off that wagon. But they're still getting rewards for their efforts. So this seems a bit like ymmv.
More companies to avoid or minimize: Walmart, JBS, IKEA, Korindo Group PT, Yakult Honsha Co. Ltd (yes, that yakult), Starbucks, McDonalds, Yum! Brands (e.g., KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell), Proctor & Gamble, and Ahold Delhaize (e.g., Food Lion, Giant, Stop and Shop).
Sources to check to see how companies are doing are the Forest 500 and Rainforest Action Network scorecard.
Some of those will be easy. I live in Chicago--going to Walmart takes considerable effort. Others will be harder--I'm going to IKEA this weekend to get a part for my brand new bed, for instance. But, I don't shop there regularly. Cutting down on P&G brands will be hard. [See X, X].
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This is too big. Nothing I do will actually have any impact. Any stand I take will be more for the principle of it than effect. Looking at Greenpeace for ways to help lower my contribution to deforestation through what I buy and use, the first idea is lowering meat consumption. I'm vegetarian, so done.
(I do think it'd be all right to eat some meat if it is local and you're certain the livestock aren't fed soy).
The next is to only purchase or use paper/wood products that are either recycled or sourced ethically (look for the Forest Stewardship Council mark).
Then, avoid palm oil. This is far, far more easily said than done. Plus, while current palm oil practices are horrendous, it apparently requires less land than any other vegetable oil to produce and so may ultimately be more sustainable than other options. So, palm oil isn't the problem, the current practices are. [X, X, X, X]
Reduce single-use plastics. Recycle and shop sustainably.
[Sources: X, X, X]
To distill all of that--be more aware of what you're buying and try to make choices that lean toward sustainability by reducing non-local meat, processed foods (that will hit both some of the brands to avoid from before and palm oil), disposable plastics, and anything that isn't or can't be recycled.
Everything is a lot. That's why, when I was a little kid, I hit on vegetarianism as something I could do. I don't think eating meat is morally wrong, but meat-for-food does contribute heavily to deforestation through land for the livestock and for growing their feed.
But I'm horrible about recycling. We didn't do it growing up and my last apartment didn't have recycling bins for pick-up. None of us are perfect. We just do what we can.
I have no desire to go zero-waste, but I can start thinking of ways to limit my trash output. I think that's a good next step in my goal to limit my personal contributions to deforestation.
At the same time, the only way our forests and rainforests are going to survive is if corporations stop destroying them. So I can contribute to organizations waging those battles.
I'm not vegetarian because my ethics, except, after thinking through all of this, maybe I am. The problem is that, if that is the case, I both need and want to start bringing the rest of my life in line with my ethical stance.
Great.
#rainforests#deforestation#personal consumption#vegetarianism#ethics#look i can make a decision and agree it is a good decision and still not be thrilled about the effort money and time its going to require
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The Industrial Devolution Timeline:
The road to economic domination was creeping and insidious.
First, Nightmare Moon returned. Celestia and Cadance were able to subdue her, locking her in a (very comfortable) prison while Celestia sought a way to free her sister of the evil influence warping her mind. With the monarch so distracted and Princess Cadance struggling to take up the slack, a few opportunistic entrepreneurs began getting their roots into the market.
Then the Crystal War began, dividing Celestia’s and Cadance’s attention even further. The Changelings attacked, sowing destruction and distrust until Cadance defeated their queen. Tirek cut a swath through the countryside before being stopped, increasing the economic struggles. It was as if a domino of assaults on the Equestrian daily life had started, with none able to stop the ever-larger dominoes from toppling.
Celestia was terribly injured during the final fight that destroyed King Sombra. Luna finally overcame her rage and the parasitic magic fueling it, but went into seclusion out of shame and a desire to tend to her wounded sister. Cadance’s focus was split between post-war rebuilding in Equestria, assisting the confused, freed, and much-distrusted crystal ponies with stabilizing their crippled city, and tending to her own first child. With their leaders so distracted and the country still reeling from so many attacks, ponies desperately reached out for any kind of financial and necessities stability.
Perfectly fertile soil for the country’s most hostile economic takeover in its history.
Flim and Flam’s tactics were simple yet effective: move in wherever large numbers of companies had collapsed and fill the void with simple, cheap necessities that anypony could afford. As their finances grew, they began to expand, beating out surrounding competition with their rock-bottom prices until they could either buy out or crush their competitors. They continued this strategy further and further out, their influence spreading like hives across Equestria until hardly any retailers of food, drinks, household goods, small machine parts, and pretty much every other goods reseller below industrial level still operated. (Although who knew what the future might hold for FlimFlam Industries?) Once competition decreased to almost nill, they raised their prices to just barely affordable, swelling their already full pockets.
By the end of the Crystal War, they had such a grip, so much financial and political power, that even if the princesses should realize the toxic hold this company has on the market, it will be a long road back to rebalancing the economy. The country has, regrettably, come to rely on Flim Flam Industries, and their stranglehold would not be easily broken.
Sales always dreamed of being a traveling salespony. He’d even gotten a taste of it before the war. But now... well, there was no one to sell for. Companies kept dying out from under him. And if it weren’t bad enough that FFI already sold cheap, unexciting product options, the further lack of competition gave them even less incentive to TRY. They could cut costs on everything from packaging to flavor to color options; there was absolutely no consideration for variety or improvement or innovation. Soon everything in those blasted pop-up depots came in bland, uniformly labeled containers, with names like FLOUR and SOAP and TOWELS. There was no ART to it, and worst of all, no heart. And certainly no need for a door-to-door sales technique - not when F&F Depots were on every corner and people already had little choice but to get their goods from them.
So that’s how Sales ended up here, running one of those blasted depots. It is barely salesponyship, but it was still the closest thing he could find to his special talent. Meanwhile pollution and unchecked labor laws are creeping out from the cities, and farms are being consumed for their timber and factory locations. Quills & Sofas went under, leaving Sales’ father without a job and one more worry for Salespitch. Everypony prays that Celestia would heal, that Cadance would realize the depths of what was happening and make some move to stop it, that even the once-evil Princess Luna rumored to be tending her sister in the castle would take a stand. But for now, FFI is taking full advantage of the rulers’ distraction and obliviousness to tighten their hold on the country’s economy. Sales works and keeps his head down; it’s too great an issue for one pony to tackle, especially a pony whose only real talent is talking.
He tries to remind himself that things could be worse. Despite crummy wages and the soul-deadening monotony of just grabbing standard crap off a shelf when asked, Sales IS making a living. He makes an effort to keep his depot looking like the pony who works there actually cares (a façade FFI has long since abandoned.) Black took up work as a stocker in the store, so at least they get to hang out. Pollution isn’t as bad in Featherhorn (yet), although the deforestation and smog have been spreading nearer. But Sales just can’t get around the fact that there’s a briefcase-shaped hole in his soul where good, honest, smart salesponyship was meant to be. It’s hard not to be bitter and miserable when your purpose has been almost completely taken away from you. Still... if Sales can find a way to get a new company going without being ground under Flim and Flam’s hooves... maybe he can go back to doing what he loves, and the world will feel a little more right again. Fun Facts About The Flim Flam Timeline:
- I got my idea for a total economic takeover from a book 6 of the Pendragon series, “The Quillen Games” by D.J. MacHale. Its setting is a world where a single corporation has such control that they even own the people to an extent, but I didn’t want to go THAT dark (although this is still darker than my initial draft), so I stopped at just owning all of the selling outlets. Lack of competition in capitalism breeds complacency, leading to high prices with minimal improvement or variety. (That book may have also stuck in my mind because it was the first time an author so thoroughly pulled the rug out from under me that I was too depressed to finish the series. I can’t HANDLE that kind of catastrophic reversal, MacHale!!!)
- Sales’s dad, Sales Patter, lost his job as Head of Sales at Quills & Sofas after the company was eaten by FlimFlam Industries. He currently lives at home taking care of Pitch Perfect while Pitch Forward does her best to bring in funding through her competitive high-diving sponsorships. Sales and Black contribute money as well, although Black has a surprisingly well-stocked savings account that he refuses to explain to anyone.
- Flim and Flam offered Sales a job as their company spokespony, mainly because they loved the idea of having an ‘alicorn’ as their mascot. Obviously he turned them down, but he did still grudgingly accept a position at the Featherhorn depot since it’s the closest thing he can find to what he’s good at. (Flim and Flam do still like to give people a show, especially when it comes to the smoke and mirrors they must use to keep the wealthier populace and government from paying too much attention to some of the ways FFI cuts their spending - at the expense of their workers, mostly.)
- I’ve seen others do this timeline harsher; there’s a fimfiction that had an interesting take on Celestia being injured in her fight with Nightmare Moon and then IMPRISONED by Flim and Flam’s company so it could take over, which led to an ever-rising problem with pollution, underage workers, poor labor laws, and backhoof politics. Some of that does exist in this timeline, but I went with a severe injury and seclusion in the palace. The Princesses are still AROUND, but being carefully shielded from the truly dark nature of some of Flim and Flam’s machinations. It may just take someone getting their attention drawn to the right things to start the ball rolling...
- Sales and Patter do team up to create a small startup company, selling goods made by Featherhorn’s citizens to the local area. Black uses his connections as a Royal Service agent to sneak them into the palace, where they get an uber-rare meeting with Princess Celestia, who is blessedly awake enough to recognize the little AI and hear their plight. She convinces Luna, who has been taking care of her this whole time, that something needs to be done. Luna is grossly undereducated about modern economics and business practices, but she pulls Cadance in, and while Cadance works on investigating these horrible labor practices they’ve reported, Luna begins brushing up on her education and offers some protection to Sales’ little company. She does, in fact, find some obscure ancient laws that give them a leg up in the fight against FFI when they inevitably try to buy out, sue, and/or bankrupt Sales’ and Patter’s company into the ground. But they start making some headway.
- It’s a long road back to a balanced market, and much of the work will be done by the Princesses. But the inspiration ponies draw from the changes they see starts the dominoes again - this time, in the direction of positive change.
Next Week: The Wasteland Timeline (finale!)
#mlp ask blog#pony ask blog#my little pony#flim flam brothers#IANAA#salespitch#celestia#cadance#luna
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I came across your post about the Sahel drought and it was really enlightening. Thank you for sharing! I would really like to know more about the colonial history behind it, do you know of any good books on the topic? I'll do my own research into the topic but I'm not really familiar with the region, so I'd really appreciate any recommendations you may have. I'll also look into articles but as those are less of a time sink, I figure I don't need to ask around about them. Thanks! :)
Thank you for your graciousness, the question, and the support. Though, I’m not a good person to ask. (Assuming we’re talking about this post where I claim that local-scale environmental degradation can have dramatic effects on global environmental trends in a short period of time, as in the case of colonial monoculture, deforestation, ungulate herd death, and precipitation in the Sahel, and its wider effects on Caribbean hurricanes, the mid-Atlantic, and global climate?) There is a whole genre of scholarly work about how NGOs, the W0rld B@nk, and I/M/F manipulate contemporary “peripheral places”, especially in Africa (following independence of the 1960s), and how these institutions carry out the work of dispossession, colonization, empire, extraction, etc. But I’m not too familiar with specific authors, scholars, books, etc. And a big disclaimer: I don’t like talking about more-technical environmental history outside of North American environments (or some parts of South America or Pacific Ocean littoral), because I don’t know much, so I don’t want to step too far out of my lane, and I’m only recommending some stuff because (1) of my interest in Holocene animal/plant distribution and extinction (including savanna/woodland/forest dieback and large mammals), and because (2) I’ve had mentors/acquaintances whomst worked with forests/horticulture in West Africa and the Sahel, and they’ve corroborated what the articles (listed below) suggest. In the past decade or two, since the advent of disk horse about “decolonization” and “multispecies justice,” it seems to me that academia is relatively more willing to explicitly identify extractivism/empire as a/the leading force in ecological degradation in a case like the Sahel. But still, to me, it also seems difficult to find scholarly/academic work about colonial and “post-independence” (read: neocolonial) environments in the Sahelian environment specifically because even when an author/academic is “liberal” or vaguely socialist-y or whatever, they still hesitate to fairly identify the colonial/imperial institutions which implemented the catastrophic environmental changes, and they also still frame events and narratives using terms like “underdevelopment” and “carbon sequestration” and “how can West Africans best exploit their environment for success/growth” (in other words, the writers are still focused on supporting extraction/development and “integrating” or “advancing” Africa by Euro-American standards, and are still engaging in a chauvinist or white-savior idea that the outsider/Euro-American “guidance” and “assistance” will “instruct” local communities how to “recover” from the era of more-overt colonization).
Just my opinion, though, from limited exposure. I am horrible with political theory. Anyway, here are some things that might be interesting?
Colonial/imperial/Euro-American role in drought, devegetation, soil death, and ungulate herd loss in the Sahel.
-- The Politics of Natural Disasters: The Case of the Sahel Drought. Edited by M.H. Glantz. 1976.
-- Melissa Leach and James Fairhead. Misreading the African Landscape: Society and Ecology in a Forest-Savanna Mosaic (1996) and Reframing Deforestation: Global Analysis and Local Realities: Studies in West Africa (1998).
-- The Lie of the Land: Challenging Received Wisdom on the African Environment. Edited by Melissa Leach and Robin Mearns. 1996.
-- Tor Benjaminsen and Pierre Hiernaux. “From Dessication to Global Climate Change: A History of the Desertification Narrative in the West African Sahel, 1900-2018.” Global Envionment Vol. 12 No. 4. 2019.
-- Kent Glenzer. “La Secheresse: The Social and Institutional Construction of a Development Problem in the Malian (Soudanese) Sahel, 1900-82.” Canadian Journal of African Studies. October 2013.
-- Hannah Holleman. Dust Bowls of Empire: Imperialism, Environmental Politics, and the Injustice of “Green” Capitalism. 2018.
-- David Anderson. “Depression, Dust Bowl, Demography, and Drought: The Colonial State and Soil Conservation in East Africa during the 1930s.” African Affairs. 1984.
Feedback loops of forest/woodland loss; and self-reinforcing forest dieback in the Sahel:
-- Patrick Gonzalez, Compton Tucker, and Hamady Sy. “A Climate Change Threshold for Forest Dieback in the African Sahel.” November 2006.
-- Fred Pearce. “Rivers in the Sky: How Deforestation is Affecting Global Water Cycles.” July 2018.
-- Peter Bunyard. “How the Biotic Pump Links the Hydrological Cycle and the Rainforest to Climate: Is it Real? How Can We Prove It?” Universidad Sergio Arboleda - Instituto de Estudios y Servicios Ambientales.
Sahel environment/climate affecting mid-Atlantic hurricanes and the Caribbean:
-- Mengqiu Wang et al. “The great Atlantic Sargassum belt.” Science. July 2019.
-- P.J. Lamb. “Large-scale tropical Atlantic surface circulation patterns associated with Subsaharan weather anomalies.” Tellus. 1978.
-- J.M. Prospero and P.J. Lamb. “African droughts and dust transport to the Caribbean: Climate change implications.” Science. 2003.
-- E.A. Shinn et al. “African dust and the demise of Caribbean coral reefs.” Geophysical Research Letters. 2000.
General cultural ecology and environmental history of the Sahel:
-- National Research Council. 1983. Environmental Change in the West African Sahel. Washington, DC: The National Academies Press.
-- National Research Council. 1983. Agroforestry in the West African Sahel. Washington, DC: The National Academies Press.
-- Jeffrey A. Gritzner. The West African Sahel - Human Agency and Environmental Change. 1989.
Another source that kinda incorporates many of these allegedly “disparate” aspects (colonization, climate, neocolonial lending institutions, devegetation, ungulate herd ecology, etc.):
A.R.E. Sinclair and J.M. Fryxell. “The Sahel of Africa: ecology of a disaster.” Canadian Journal of Zoology. May 1985.
Abstract: The Sahel is a fragile semiarid region extending through 10 countries south of the Sahara. Wild ungulate populations migrate to make use of nutritious but very seasonal food supplies. In doing this, they maintain a higher population size than they could as sedentary populations. Similarly, migratory pastoralists have traditionally lived with their cattle in balance with the vegetation. This balance was disrupted in the 1950's and 1960's by (i) the settlement of pastoralists around wells, and (ii) the expansion of agriculture north into the pastoralists' grazing lands. Land was lost both from overgrazing and from planting with cash crops coincident with increasing human and cattle populations. This has resulted in continuous famine in various parts of the Sahel since 1968. In addition, widespread soil denudation may be causing climatic changes towards aridity. [...] [Note that the 1950s/1960s settlement change coincides with “independence”.]
Some other stuff:
How devegetation in a seasonal woodland or subtropical/tropical forested area promotes self-reinforcing feedback loop of dieback (from Pearce, “Rivers in the Sky” 2018):
In another post I made about local Sahelian drought’s effects on global climate in far-away places:
The annoying graphic I made in that original post which illustrates the effect of this in the Sahel:
Which might promote hurricanes in the tropical mid-Atlantic:
And which might also promote things like “the largest seaweed bloom ever recorded”:
These noreasterlies, flowing over the Sahel, after traveling the tropical mid-Atlantic, also affect Amazonia:
“Forest species changes” and biodiversity loss in the Sahel, 1960 (independence era) to 2000. Graphic from Patrick Gonzalez, “A Climate Change Threshold ...” 2006:
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Anyway, again, I’m not a good person to ask about this stuff. I hope some of these articles might be a good starting point to learn more, though.
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just looking at direct emissions, the animal agriculture industry contributes to ca. 14.5% of global CO2 emissions. that is already a staggering number (comparable to ALL forms of transportation), but its not even the whole picture.
animal agriculture is also one of the biggest contributors to human made methane emissions, a GHG that is 84x more potent than CO2
also animal agriculture is a leading contributor to deforestation (especially the amazon rainforest). and deforestation contributes to ca. 9% of human CO2 emissions.
so animal agriculture is certainly one of the biggest contributors to human made climate change (and ocean plastic, loss of biodiversity, phosphorous footprint, antibiotic resistance etc.). not to mention the horrible effect it has on workers in that industry (x x).
even apart from the important ethical issue of non human animal suffering, going as plant based in your diet and clothes as you personally can is imperative, if you care about this planet and want to do your part in making it habitable and safe to live in for current and future humans.
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Vegans are not the enemy of Indiginous peoples
I've seen this claim made on every single social media platform, from various kinds of pages. But not once have I ever seen someone making this claim actually share accurate information about what really effects Indiginous people the most: meat consumption and global warming.
So here, I'll do the leg work for everyone who reads this. And you'll notice, these sources aren't coming from a dedicated vegan website. Cut that out before you even think of it.
"Cattle are by far the biggest source of emissions from animal agriculture, with one recent study showing that in an average American diet, beef consumption creates 1,984 pounds of CO2e annually. Replacing beef with plants would reduce that figure 96 percent, bringing it down to just 73 pounds of CO2e."
"By 2017, the number of cattle grazing on land that used to be covered in thick canopy had grown to about 60 million - 12 times what it was in 1975.
Meanwhile, the deforested area displaced by cattle grew by nearly 1,000%.
Today, Brazil has the planet's second largest herd of cattle and produces 10 million metric tonnes of beef per year. It's also the world's top exporter providing 20 percent of global beef exports, with China as its largest customer."
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/as-earth-warms-the-diseases-that-may-lie-within-permafrost-become-a-bigger-worry/
"This past summer anthrax killed a 12-year-old boy in a remote part of Siberia. At least 20 other people, also from the Yamal Peninsula, were diagnosed with the potentially deadly disease after approximately 100 suspected cases were hospitalized. Additionally, more than 2,300 reindeer in the area died from the infection. The likely cause? Thawing permafrost."
"Natural disasters don’t hit everyone equally. We know this is true when it comes to hurricanes, and a new study indicates a similar pattern of discrimination exists regarding the impacts of wildfires."
And its not just global warming thats hurting vulnerable people more, it's corporations that care more about money than they do other human beings.
The report Blood and Water details numerous cases of abuse, on vessels flying the flags of both developing and developed nations, from the E.U. and U.S. to Asia and South America. It includes recent investigations revealing serious abuses on vessels ranging from Taiwanese long-liners fishing far out at sea for high-value tuna, to desperate Vietnamese trawlers illegally entering Thai coastal waters because of the collapse of their own fisheries.
"Case Farms plants are among the most dangerous workplaces in America. In 2015 alone, federal workplace-safety inspectors fined the company nearly two million dollars, and in the past seven years it has been cited for two hundred and forty violations. That’s more than any other company in the poultry industry except Tyson Foods, which has more than thirty times as many employees."
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I could go on, and on, and on. You aren't helping these people by being anti-vegan. You're going with the tide and supporting the very corporations that do all of these horrible things. I'm not saying that fruit and vegetable agriculture is perfect, no one is. But you can't pretebd that you're taking the road of less harm to your fellow humans when global warming harms everyone.
#veganism#global warming#animal agriculture#humans rights#capitalism#indiginous culture#slavery#immigrants#vulnerable people#poverty#climate change
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Sorry for the vent. Ignore this. But if you ARE going to read this, then here:
T W / / mentions of s*xual ass*ult, miscarriages, vile language, talk of effects of pregnancy, and more on that subject.
Also, I didn’t proofread this, and I most definitely do NOT wish to go back to this later on. I probably should’ve just posted this on private or left it in my drafts but f*ck, I might as well express my opinion. I’m pro-choice.
I hate it when people say that women just “carry” the baby like- no bitch. She full on fucking MAKES that child. It’ll affect her in so, so many ways. Physical, emotional. Her skin, muscles, skeleton, brain, hormones will all be affected. It isn’t a “bun in the oven” because you place the bun in there AFTER you placed ALL the main ingredients. So it’s a horrible comparison. A woman’s egg cell has 23 chromosomes. So does a man’s sperm cell. But not only does she hold half the “ingredients” if we’re gonna stay on the subject of cooking, but she ALSO has to “bake the bun” which is full of pain and misery. And taking the bun out is full of pain, misery and blood. Giving birth could even result in DEATH. And if she doesn’t get a man’s “ingredients” then she STILL. HAS. TO. FUCKING. BLEED. EVERY. MONTH. So, no. When men take pride in the fact that their dicks ejaculate sperm and when they belittle pregnancy and period pain because of some dumb misogynistic shit (“oKaY bUt hAvE yOu eVer bEeN kiCKeD iN tHe bALLs”), I will NOT just sit there with a forced smile on my lips and listen to all the bullshit they’re slipping. I’m so so SO fucking pissed at whoever says that fertilizing an egg is just as hard as your insides creating a whole ass fucking human being, or that getting a hit in the nuts after you were an asshole is just as unfair and hurts just as much as having your vagina bleeding for a week once a month and getting cramps, which feel like someone is turning your insides out while repeatedly stabbing them with a knife btw. Ooh or when people say to a woman that wants to get an abortion that she should’ve been more responsible or she shouldn’t have had sex if she didn’t want a child or that she should live with her mistakes. FIRST OF ALL, there’s r*pe that can be brought in the conversation, SECOND OF ALL, medication, and sometimes even condoms, fail to do the job, THIRD OF ALL, if men are going to go and feel so entitled because they have sperm, then they might as well get the blame for the pregnancy, FOURTH OF ALL, a child shouldn’t be labeled as a mistake, and FIFTH OF ALL, a small “mistake” shouldn’t have such cruel consequences. Some people act like they have a say over another person’s body when really, they don’t. And they shouldn’t fucking guilt trip that person into feeling bad for getting an abortion. Some people just aren’t ready, mentally, physically, or financially, for that shit, or they just don’t want the mf child- WHO ISNT EVEN A FUCKING CHILD YET SMH- and being forced to go through the pregnancy, which, I repeat, has life-long effects on them, is so so SO fucking unfair. And when the pregnant person in question is UNDERAGE after getting pregnant because of, for example, some dumb makeout session that turned into drunken, unprotected sex, that’s when I’ll get extra fucking pissed. If an underage person can’t adopt a child- if a CHILD cant adopt another child- then why THE FUCK should they be forced to give birth to one?? Istg there are so many wrong things with humanity and some of y’all act like people searching for ways to get a miscarriage because abortion is illegal in their country is okay. I’m sO fucking disappointed. Also When people call themselves “pro-life” because they’re anti abortion but don’t gaf abt the baby after it’s out if the vagina makes me want to actually go lunatic and beat the shit out of them. Like, no Karen, you’re not “pro life” you’re just “pro birth”. I don’t see u being vegan, I don’t see you fighting against police brutality because NO ONE SHOULD BE FUCKING MURDERED OR EVEN HURT BY THE POLICE WHAT THE FUCK, and I most definitely do NOT see you donating or even taking a minute to even THINK and sympathize to children in hospitals. I don’t see you actively tring to talk about how wrong deforestation is, or how we should stop eating so much meat and how we should stop going hunting because it has a negative impact on different, multiple species. These fake ass “pro-life”rs are, ironically, going to be the death of me.
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DC:IRL Gotham Rogues Gallery
My original post: https://somethingusefulfromflorida.tumblr.com/post/190712516986/dcirl
There are no super powers, no magic technology or medicine, no cartoony gimmicks, just normal people going about their lives in the big city (well, not “normal,” per se). In the real world there are no “super villains,” so in this universe these people are just mundane criminals with varying degrees of severity. What would be the real world implications? Nobody wears a mask. Nobody plays a character. What if their mental illnesses and motivations were grounded in reality rather than fantasy comic book land where “crazy people” commit crimes for fun? What if Gotham was just New York, a regular city, not some dystopian hellscape?
John Doe: little is known about the so-called Joker Killer, this John Wayne Gacy wannabe who murdered 37 Gothamites in the last 10 years. He’s like the Zodiac Killer, Son of Sam, the Unibomber, always leaving calling cards for the police, daring them to track him down. Nobody knew if he was just one guy or if there was a group of people using the Joker alias as a scapegoat to throw the police off their trails. When the culprit was finally caught, it was revealed that he’s a phantom, he didn’t have any government records, and to this day nobody is sure how he managed to cover his tracks so well. He was found guilty, but legally insane, so was remanded to Arkham State Psychiatric Hospital. He doesn’t play well with the other inmates. Or the doctors. Or the guards. He doesn’t have henchmen, he doesn’t ransom world leaders, he’s just a serial killer with a theme, not a domestic terrorist with goals.
Oswald Cobblepot: a mobbed up ex-lawyer who runs a night club as a front for his criminal activities. He’s basically Roger Stone is Roger Stone was smart enough to avoid going to prison. He’s a public figure in Gotham, and pretends to be a philanthropist to cover for the fact that he’s very clearly corrupt. He owns multiple buildings with his name on them, he refuses to rent apartments to black people, he molests women and brags about it on tape, and has run (unsuccessfully) for mayor, governor, senate and president of the United States on multiple occasions. Everyone knows he’s guilty of something, but the GCPD refuses to look into his finances because some of them are on his payroll.
Harvey Dent: Gotham District Attorney known for fighting corruption, he was nearly assassinated by the mob, horribly disfigured over 50 percent of his body. He struggles with bipolar disorder, exacerbated by his incident, but continues to fight the good fight, all the while going through therapy. There’s a 50-50 chance he’ll recover and return to the practice as an underdog or have a mental episode and become a Howard Hughes recluse. As a public figure he has access to all the help he needs, he is privileged not to have to suffer in silence like so many other mentally ill people.
Eduardo Dorrance: he’s this universe’s version of Fidel Castro. A left-wing extremist from a small Caribbean island, he killed his way to head of the communist party and overthrew the government in the Santa Prisca Revolution in the 1960s. President Kennedy instated an embargo against the island, after which the Soviet Union attempted to store chemical weapons there, which Dorrance co-opted to be used against political dissidents and human rights workers. He is nicknamed Bane by the western world, and is one of the last holdouts of the Cold War, though he is aged and in poor health now (there are conspiracy theories that he’s actually been dead for years), and has pawned off leadership responsibilities to his brother.
Pamela Isley: environmental activist, conservationist, speaks out against climate change and deforestation, wanted by Interpol because she killed a few of the billionaires responsible for the Amazon fires. She’s labeled a terrorist by the US government, with conservatives going so far as to call her the female Osama bin Laden. Whether or not she really is a terrorist is up for debate, but either way she’s nowhere near bin Laden, they just want the association to stick so nobody can defend her actions without defending bin Laden’s (”see, this is what happens when socialism and radical feminism are left unchecked,” they say). She can’t control plants or hypnotize people, but she’s not just a hemp loving hippy, she’s a revolutionary who may or may not have worked with the Dorrance regime to promote anti-government movements throughout South and Central America.
Victor Fries: his wife Nora was diagnosed with early-onset McGreggor’s disease, a degenerative neurological disorder which is invariably fatal within 10 years. He has dedicated his life to finding a cure, but has recently come under federal investigation when a whistle blower revealed that he has been performing unethical medical experiments to test his research. Some media outlets campaign for him, others against him; he’s fighting for a good cause, but his results are invalid because the tests were performed under suspicious circumstances outside a controlled laboratory environment. He is at risk of losing his medical license, and his funding is being slashed as he is under review.
Edward Nygma: a local nobody, he suffers from antisocial personality disorder and OCD. When the Joker Killer rose to prominence, he was compelled to try and outdo him, inspired by his notes taunting Gotham police. Also like the Zodiac Killer, Nygma has resorted to cryptograms and ciphers, trying to prove his intelligence and his ability to evade detection. So far he has done a much better job than the joker, as he is still at large, with no known suspects. He can’t not commit crimes, he is drawn to them, he can’t stop himself no matter how hard he tries and he can’t afford medication to keep himself in check. He secretly hopes he’ll get sloppy one day and the cops will be able to trace him, but his superiority complex prevents him from doing anything that would be personally disadvantageous. He would benefit from therapy, should he ever find himself in Arkham State Psychiatric Hospital. He’s resentful of men like Harvey Dent who he thinks can just make their problems go away with money (he doesn’t realize that Dent has just as many problems as he does and that mental illness can effect anyone regardless of status)
Selina Kyle: she lives in the slums outside the city proper, the sprawling crime ridden suburban cesspool that is Upstate Gotham. She subsists as a petty thief, breaking and entering into super-rich apartment buildings and selling the goods to pay her bills. She’s not a bad person, she’s just in a bad situation, born into poverty in a country with no class mobility. She’s troubled, abused, and on the brink of homelessness at any given moment, she does what she needs to do to get by. She’s not a maser jewel thief, she doesn’t break into museums or banks, her scores have much lower stakes than that.
Jonathan Crane: a doctor at Arkham State, he was arrested and tried for criminal misconduct. He would regularly torture the patients, withholding basic necessities, making them live in filth, locking many of them up in solitary confinement for months on end to see how they would react. He wanted to prove that his patented “isolation therapy” was the most effective treatment for any number of mental illnesses (in reality, he was just a sadist who had authority over people and wanted to show it). He drove dozens of patients mad, making them question their own sanity by making them stay awake for long periods of time and playing audio recordings in their rooms which he denied he could hear. He played on their greatest fears, using information they gave to their therapists against them, and would then punish them if they stopped talking. He was sentenced to 5 years in prison, but was not labeled a flight risk because he was a celebrity (think Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil), and subsequently fled the country before he was to report to Black Gate.
Harleen Quinzel: also a doctor at Arkham State, her goal was to make as much money as possible by writing a tell-all book about one of the patients and charging exorbitant amounts of money for therapy sessions. She honed in on John Doe, the Joker Killer, because he was the biggest name in the hospital and had refused to talk to any doctors before her (he killed one and has seriously injured seven, but he already has multiple life sentences in a state without the death penalty, so they can’t get rid of him). They both think they are smarter than the other and can play them like a fiddle, Doe by pretending to be receptive to her, and Quinzel by treating him like he’s a victim of circumstance. Over the years, he ends up manipulating her, having her smuggle contraband for him which he eventually uses to escape, for which she is fired and arrested. No clown theme, no sexual relationship with her client, just your run of the mill criminal misconduct.
#dcirl#dc irl#dc comics#dc#batman#joker#the joker#the penguin#oswald cobblepot#two-face#harvey dent#bane#poison ivy#pamela isley#mr. freeze#victor fries#the riddler#riddler#edward nygma#selina kyle#catwoman#scarecrow#the scarecrow#jonathan crane#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#rogues gallery#batman villains#alternate universe#au headcanon
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Happy National Bee Day!!
Bees are an essential and vital part of our ecosystem. Our agricultural system relies heavily upon bees to do their part -- in fact approximately 75% of fruits, nuts and vegetables grown in the United States are pollinated by bees! These tiny but mighty insects don't only pollinate out food, but are estimated to be responsible for pollinating 80% of the world's flowers. This impact isn't just agricultural, it's also economical. Farms, apiaries and other businesses rely on honey bees to keep their business alive and thriving. Despite being a vital part of our - and the world's - ecosystems, bees are struggling to survive.
The Situation:
Bees are losing their main source of nutrition: nectar and pollen from flowers. The loss of flowers is due to habitat destruction that ranges from deforestation to natural disasters such as hurricanes, floods, fires and drought. Bees are struggling to find the nutrition they need to survive. Butterflies and birds also rely on flowers as a source of sustenance and are struggling to thrive in regions that have been affected by habitat loss.
One area in need is the Florida panhandle where Hurricane Michael hit hard in 2018. The panhandle is still feeling the after effects of this horrible disaster, where many of the pollen producing flowers have died as a result. The area was home to around 1 billion bees and millions of flowers. Beekeepers in the area are, and have been, doing as much as they can to save the colonies by planting trees and flowers at their own expense to bring back bees and beauty to the area. Despite the valiant effort of beekeepers, the bee population has yet to recover.
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I have created this post to attempt to articulate why I believe veganism is unethical, negatively impacts the environment, and is unsustainable in the long term. I tried to make this rant largely evidence-based and have tried to limit my own personal input on these subjects. Nonetheless, this rant still has a clear bias. Lastly, I do not care about your own opinions on the information I am about to present, so please do not send me anons about this post unless you want to add helpful information or have a genuine question.
I want to start off by discussing how veganism negatively impacts the environment and local ecosystems, as well as the livelihood of individuals in other countries. The reason why I am starting off with this is that it is a very common misconception that veganism is somehow “better for the environment,” when that isn't necessarily true when you look at the statistics.
To start, the scale at which produce is grown for export to other countries negatively impacts the lives of individuals in the country of origin by destroying the local economy, leading to massive deforestation, and affecting the overall national market.
For this example, I am going to be focusing on the avocado market in Mexico. This is a popular topic in the news right now, but there are dozens of cases just like this with other produce and products around the world, but you can search for those on your own time. The Guardian reports that in Mexico the avocado, which “used to be a dietary staple, is now too expensive for many ordinary consumers. And, now the country where the avocado is believed to have originated is considering the unthinkable: importing avocados from abroad.”
Economic secretary Ildefonso Guajardo further expands on this by reporting that “we’re not ruling it out” as “avocados are so popular on the international level that it’s generating price pressure in the national market.” Avocados have now become so expensive that regular citizens who do not have much extra money to spend cannot make enough to afford them. As stated in the articles above, this even applies to avocado farmers themselves.
Before this article was published, The Guardian published another article in 2016 titled, “Rising avocado prices fuelling illegal deforestation in Mexico.” It briefly illustrates how “the size of the market ... has become a lucrative business for Mexico’s drug gangs, with extortion money paid to criminal organizations such as Los Caballeros Templarios (The Knights Templar) in Michoacán – the state that produces most of Mexico’s avocados – estimated at 2bn pesos ($109m) a year.”
The mass avocado farming in Mexico has also lead to rapid deforestation. This rapid deforestation not only affects the local environment but also the global one. This is because there is a massive number of species that migrate to Mexico’s forests for breeding, shelter, food that now have to compete for land and die off. This includes Monarch butterflies and raptors, among other birds.
Not only is this horrible for the natural ecosystems, but Greenpeace Mexico reports that people are also suffering from this for a multitude of reasons. They write, “beyond the displacement of forests and the effects on water retention, the high use of agricultural chemicals and the large volumes of wood needed to pack and ship avocados are other factors that could have negative effects on the area’s environment and the wellbeing of its inhabitants,”. Not only is this issue leading to deforestation and killing populations of animals, but the chemicals used in these illegal operations also poison the land and the inhabitants nearby.
On the topic of human health, as stated briefly before, veganism is not a viable option for a large population over a period of time.
There was a biophysical simulation done in which a team of scientists “calculated human carrying capacity under ten diet scenarios. The scenarios included two reference diets based on actual consumption and eight ‘Healthy Diet scenarios that complied with nutritional recommendations but varied in the level of meat content.” Overall this study found that carrying capacity (X,X) was “higher for scenarios with less meat and highest for the lacto-vegetarian diet. However, the carrying capacity of the vegan diet was lower than two of the healthy omnivore diet scenarios.” To summarize, this study found that the average “vegan diet is actually less sustainable than two of the vegetarian diets and two out of the four omnivorous diets they studied.” PBS has analyzed this study and many more; someone wrote an entire article breaking down why “going vegan isn't the most sustainable option for humanity.” In this article, PBS/NOVA also states, “Even partially omnivorous diets rank above veganism in terms of sustainability; incorporating about 20 to 40% meat in your diet is actually better for the long-term course of humanity than being completely meat-free.”
Not only is the diet unsuitable, but it is also unethical as it can actually lead to more fossil fuels being used, which overall is worse for the environment. Paul Fishbeck, a professor at Dietrich College of Humanities and Social Sciences, states that: “eating lettuce is over three times worse in greenhouse gas emissions than eating bacon,” This is because some of the most common vegetables require more resources per calorie than meats like pork and poultry. Chris Hendrickson, a Professor of Hamerschlag University, and Ph.D. student Tom Michelle Fishbeck studied how the obesity epidemic in the U.S. is specifically affecting the overall environment. Carnegie Mellon University states: “On one hand, the results showed that getting our weight under control and eating fewer calories, has a positive effect on the environment and reduces energy use, water use and GHG emissions [X] from the food supply chain by approximately 9 percent.
However, eating the recommended “healthier” foods — a mix of fruits, vegetables, dairy, and seafood — increased the environmental impact in all three categories: Energy use went up by 38 percent, water use by 10 percent and GHG emissions by 6 percent.”
Lastly, I want to talk about prison labor in the U.S. I am aware that this is old news to some, and doesn’t necessarily always apply to vegans and choice food suppliers, but after the infamous Whole Foods prison scandal (X,X,X), I find it necessary to add, especially since Whole Foods suppliers defended their use of prison labor back in 2015. American slavery was technically abolished in 1865, but a loophole in the 13th Amendment has allowed it to continue “as a punishment for crimes” well into the 21st century. The private prison labor industry is still growing at a rapid rate in America because of this loophole and has been since the ’80s. Section 1 of the 13th amendment states that “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.” As linked above, there are dozens of articles and hours of research that people publish in which they go into details about which corporations are the biggest offenders of using this loophole. If this subject is new to you, I recommend you researching it on your own time (X,X,X). Lastly, on the subject of forced prison labor, I briefly want to touch upon this short documentary and corresponding article by the Atlantic (X). This overviews the Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola. In their short documentary/article titled “for Life: Rehabilitation and Reform Inside the Louisiana State Penitentiary,” they reveal: “There are more than 6,000 men currently imprisoned at the Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola—three-quarters of them are there for life, and nearly 80 percent are African American.” Not only is the heinous, but they are reporting that this prison is an old southern slave-plantation-turned-prison, they also in passing state that there are prisoners in this prison/plantation whose ancestors were slaves at this exact plantation when slavery was still legal in the U.S. I will warn you that this documentary does try to focus on the rehabilitation of the prisoners and paints attempts to paint this loophole as a beneficial, when in reality a lot of these plantation prisons are supplying produce for those areas and corporations around them. (X,X) Forced prison labor is used extensively in the U.S., and it is ironic how many vegans, who claim to care about the wellbeing of others, buy products (especially cheap produce) that are supplied by corporations that use forced prison labor.
I just wanted to conclude this post by saying that I personally think that veganism can be applied to a large population eventually, but for right now the vegan diet wastes too many scarce resources that can be better spent feeding more people effectively in other ways. There is no ethical way to be vegan while still relying on capitalism. If this post does for some reason end up getting popular, I might make a second one going into the vegan “ethical treatment of animals” and beekeeping for honey vs sugar cane plantations. But for now, this rant is already very large.
#vegan#veganism#capitalism#this was formatted moreso on a google doc but tumblr fucked with it so whatever#solarpunk
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