#and the forbidden ship is. well. forbidden

[through-his-eyes-unclouded]

An Introduction (Because You Clearly Need One)

Let it be known that I did not choose this… medium. No, this exercise in futility was foisted upon me by forces beyond my control—forces with names like “Hythlodaeus” and “sheer boredom.” Mortals, you may thank them for the privilege of glimpsing the unfiltered musings of a being who shaped civilizations while your ancestors were still learning to walk upright.

Do not mistake this for generosity. I am not here to enlighten you. Enlightenment implies you possess the capacity to comprehend, and let us be clear: you do not. Your minds are fractured, your memories stunted, your achievements as enduring as sandcastles beneath a tidal wave. But if you insist on stumbling through the dark, I may as well light a torch. If only to watch you squint.

Section 1: The Purpose of This Farce This blog shall serve as an archive of true history—the kind your bards omit and your scholars sanitize. Expect treatises on the folly of your “heroes,” critiques of your garish attempts at governance, and the occasional lament for the artistry lost when Zodiark was torn asunder.

Yes, I am aware you revere Hydaelyn. No, I will not be taking questions.

Section 2: A Primer on Your Inferiority Let us dispense with the delusions upfront. You are fragments. Shadows. Pale imitations of a world that once was. Your “Eorzea” is a child’s finger-painting compared to Amaurot’s symphony. Your “Garlemald” a rusted mimicry of my designs. Even your vaunted “Warrior of Light” is but a flicker of Azem’s flame—dimmed, diluted, and tragically unselfaware.

This is not cruelty. This is fact. You are welcome.

Section 3: What You May (And May Not) Ask - Permitted: Inquiries about ancient creation magicks, the architectural principles of Unsundered cities, or the proper way to brew tea that doesn’t taste like swamp runoff. - Forbidden: Requests for relationship advice, “shipping” theories involving the Convocation, or any variation of “Do you miss Azem?” (The answer is obvious. The follow-up tears are tedious.)

Section 4: A Warning Should you attempt to reblog my words with inane commentary (“But Emet-Selch, you’re just a sad boi!”), I will track your IP through the Lifestream and personally deliver a lecture on the true meaning of despair. You have been cautioned.

Closing Remarks: And so we begin. Do try to keep up. Or don’t. I’ve eternity to wait—you do not.

[jevilowo]

Im not really a fan of Speeding Bullet. But Running Blind is still my favourite tf2 fic. And I think it is objectively the best Scout ship. And I reblog most fanart I see of it. Truly a conundrum.

[tubbytarchia]

Hanging with the homies...

[mimenoises456]

2 sides of a similar coin

[xxlady-lunaxx]

it really shouldn’t have happened—this thing kyojuro had created. with akaza. and sometimes, he truly did regret it. wish he had never met him. wish that none of this had happened, so he wouldn’t have to discern if the guilt that churned in his stomach was from the betrayal towards the corps or towards akaza, burning him with the knowledge that he would need to commit seppuku if he was found out and the thoughts that told him to just kill akaza. but sometimes, he couldn’t help the smile that formed when he saw akaza. finding a comfortable nook in a large boulder, or a steady branch in a tree and settling there beside akaza, holding him close. he liked the intricacy of akaza’s face, the lilt in his voice that differentiated his tone meant for kyojuro than to anyone else, the curve of his hips that allowed kyojuro to easily pull him close by the waist. he liked holding him close, akaza’s face buried in his hair as they spoke quietly in the midst of the night, whispered words held for only one another. he loved catching the smiles akaza flashed his way before he left, he loved chaste kisses after difficult missions, he loved the feel of akaza’s fingers raking through his hair, he loved this thing he had made with akaza. he shouldn’t. but he would never ask for anyone else.

[harriertail]

You said “suggest some cats” on insta so I assume you meant to suggest them here :) I would love to see alderneedle in your art style as their an underrated but adorable paring that also had somewhat a tragic fate like bristleroot :( (definitely ain’t requesting this because of my user nope never 👎)

teen parents raising prophecy kits

[disdaidal]

Erend Vanguardsman 1/∞ Horizon Forbidden West (2022)

[alaskan-wallflower]

if i wrote a fic based off the “paul outs darry as wretched” thing would yall readit

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

the thing about chilshi is that i see it as super one-sided on chilchuck's part and that's some shit he's bringing to the grave with him

[cagedcats]

Hypocrite

Funnily enough this started off with me trying to figure out how to draw Iterum WindClan cats, and then turned into Wrenwhisker (Onewhisker), and then it turned into this.

I will say having Raven be into a WindClan cat (specifically Onewhisker) is an interesting take, and I am very intrigued in it. Even if I know it���ll go no where!

…unless? 👀

@redux-iterum

[la-hoire]

becolesky ship edit that I unfortunately worked really hard on

[thevalicemultiverse]

Hey VD...... I found this piece of fanart someone did and....... Let's just say it makes me nauseous just looking at it.....🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Victor: [pause] I...on a technical level, that's very well done. On an emotional level, I think I'm screaming.

[13eyond13]

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[lordstormageddidnt]

Just wanted to say that I just read through all of your Destiel one shots and that I REALLY enjoy your writing style and tropes!

Aww, thank you so much <3 I definitely write a lot more destiel than I ever planned (about 212,632 more words than I would've guessed two years ago) but I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

[elisedonut]

AAAAAAAA I need a Forbidden Love pairing for mtf!Percy specifically

i have a lot for Cis!Percy because it's honestly one of my favorite tropes but i haven't really thought much for Mtf!Percy ships other then like Penny, Marcus and Oliver.

[emmafallsinlove]

i was joking yesterday with @lorelaigilmo how the smallest man who ever lived is a lorelai / christopher song but i’m listening to it again and edit in the making??