#and you’ll confess why you did it (intentionally interrupting in richard & emily wedding screaming rory is his daughter)
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i was joking yesterday with @lorelaigilmo how the smallest man who ever lived is a lorelai / christopher song but i’m listening to it again and edit in the making??
#were you sent by someone (emily) who wanted me DEAD#and you’ll confess why you did it (intentionally interrupting in richard & emily wedding screaming rory is his daughter)#and i’ll say ‘good riddance’ ‘cause it wasn’t sexy while it wasn’t forbidden (their affair while he was engaged to sherry?? idk)#i would’ve died for your sins instead i just died inside (she still waited for him to get his shit together)#and you deserve prison but you won’t get a time (do i really… need to explain that one?)#you said ‘normal’ girls were boring but you were gone by the morning (literally him asking lorelai to marry him in s1)#(and then she refuses and he’s like. well bye)#but people are gonna think this is a ship edit while i’ll literally mean like.#christopher hayden IS the smallest man who ever lived
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