#and the disappointed voice

[littlefankingdom]

Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.

People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.

Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.

"Dick, get down."

"Make me."

"Get down or you're grounded."

[daydreamdoodles]

imma be so real yall. I was gonna do homework bc I have done like. None today. But my room is driving me insane so I might just clean and pass out

[fedoraspooky]

dusting off the ol' running Mabel meme after all these years because i am Tired

[u-so-silly]

sketchy coloured sheet of some of the AC valhalla ladies!

my fav is of this sheet is top right eivor with synin because i absolutely adore the video of the flautist with his singing raven (look it up it's worth your time i promise)

[pxregoth]

in order for dates to be added with new locations/regions we need to join together & let dnp know that there’s a demand for their show in LATAM, Asia, & Africa !!!!! we need to continue commenting & making posts about this !! we already know dnp see our posts especially on Twitter so please do not let the phannies from LATAM, Asia, & Africa be ignored!!! they are just as important as us phannies from Europe, USA, Canada, Australia, & New Zealand !!!!!

!!!!!! WE CANNOT CLAIM TO BE AN INCLUSIVE AND LOVING COMMUNITY WHEN WE WONT EVEN DO THE BARE MINIMUM FOR OUR FELLOW PHANNIES IN OTHER REGIONS OF THE WORLD !!!!!!

[bamboozled-distress]

wait😭😭😭 why are wrightworth sillier in the subbed anime versus the dubbed like when larry confessed to stealing his lunch money bc in the subbed it goes

buuuuuut in the dubbed it’s like

“What! It took you this long to confess to it?!” - pheonix

“Cmon man you’re a defence lawyer so at least give me the benefit of the doubt” - larry

“well now i wish i was a prosecutor, at least then I could throw your sorry butt in jail.” - pheonix

“Please edgey boy, you gotta be my defence lawyer” - larry

“That’s not my job” - edgeworth

“Alright guys, break it up okay” - gumshoe

**pheonix saying you’re the victim, why would you defend the culprit, and being outrageously mad about it doesn’t even make it to the dubbed??**

[l3viat8an]

MC: Don’t any of you have a little voice in your head that tells you when something is a bad idea?!

Mammon: Ya mean the one that sounds like Lucifer?

Levi: Yours sounds like Lucifer too?!?!? 

Satan: Huh, I thought that was only me.

MC:….I should’ve seen that coming….

[putridcrow]

stitches

[corsairspade]

Celegorm but everything about him is 10x funnier because he's a chronic ainur fucker and just doesn't tell anyone about it. He looks inwards and decides marriage is between elves so deciding to roll around with maiar of the hunt is absolutely valid and not marriage. Who's ever heard of an elf marrying a Maia?

Elven polyamory may be illegal but it doesn't count if he's just ferrying kisses between Oromë and Vána- they're not elves. No, it's not hypocritical, what are you talking about. Just don't tell his father. What? No, not because of the whole polyamory thing, Feanor's just got a thing about Valar. Yes Celegorm is sure that's the only reason he doesn't want to tell his dad.

[dnpbeats]

Ever since someone pointed out they call each other dad whenever they need help with something ("Help me dad!") I havent been able to stop seeing it. They've been doing it for a long ass time too. The first time it happened on camera (afaik) was in monster-pops. I hate that they have in-jokes that they just dont feel any need to explain to us. Thier content truly is just made for their own enjoyment, while we thirdwheel.

lol have u seen this comp? but anyway yeah it's so funny when they do it 😭 my favorite is from the phil bday livestream when phil says "how do we fix this dad?" and dan says "how do we fix this me dad?" like i love that it's basically shorthand for one of them telling the other "you're the one that needs to help me" LMAO and yes very much atp they're just doing what they wanna do and we are along for the ride

[celestriix]

finished ai the somnium files last week and I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

anyway i also can't stop thinking about pewter i love him actually

[mihotose]

scale of how much steban enjoys getting hit (mention of communism grants +2 to pain threshold while aftercare only grants +1 i guess)

but as long as you dont hit him too hard uli will be very pleased ♥️

love wins

[demigods-posts]

I've seen a lot of discourse about Virginia Kull's portrayal of Sally Jackson in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians TV series, and I'd like to say that I loved her. Don't get me wrong. I love Sally from the original book series, and I, too, would fight the God of War on her behalf. But something that I enjoyed about Virginia's portrayal of Sally that we don't get in the books is the character depth. We don't hear much of Sally's backstory in the TV series, apart from a couple of flashbacks with younger Percy and that scene with Poseidon (Toby Stephens). However, those scenes do an excellent job of showing us that alongside being Percy's mother, Sally is also a young woman who fell in love with a man she could not be with and is enduring the natural consequences of having Percy. She struggles to communicate with him when she's frustrated, gets teary-eyed when she lies to him to prolong the inevitable, and actively sacrifices her happiness to ensure his safety. Virginia Kull's portrayal of Sally Jackson reinforces the character's humanity, imperfections, and determination, and it's everything to me.

[carmen-berzattos]

There's something at the tip of my tongue about the parallels between Jackie and Wilson and Who We Are

How the narrator of Jackie and Wilson wants to run away with a woman that he's carved out of his imagination based on a brief interaction. How they would try the world, but good god it wasn't for them. So they run away from it into a fantasy world where they live by their own rules.

And then comes the narrator of Who We Are, who dreamt his whole life of finding someone who would hold him like water or like a knife, only to find that running away from the world will only get them so far, since "the hardest part is who we are". And only to find out that the "phantom life" he's fantasized about is actually just that: a phantom. And its absence sharpens like a knife

[crystallizabethine]

So. . . that new Larryboy movie announcement, huh?

[artofket]

I am today years old when I found out this character from Tales of Arcadia

Is not in fact a lesbian