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In the book aemond is a psychopath, aegon a rapist, alicent a cunt. Haelena is the only normal child, in the show is the same. How can someone be team green? You said the are more 'complex' but no, they are just more problematic
the show is different then the books, by a fucking mile. the situation and circumstances for almost everything surrounding the greens is drastically different. when I talk about them, due to not having fully read the book (cause it's long and I can't get my ADHD to grab onto it like the show), I'm talking about the show. in the show they are significantly more fleshed out and complex, they earned far more of my pity than Rhaenyra and her kids did in the show, and I just liked them more.
in the books, they are bad people, but so is everyone else, especially Rhaenyra and Daemon. the sword has two edges. honestly, from what I managed to read/know about the book, everyone in that damn thing seems like they suck (outside of Helaena), but thats fine, that's great actually. a full morally grey to not so grey set of characters is interesting. they're all problematic, it's a game of pick your favorite sicko(s).
also the "Aegon's a rapist" horse has been beaten to dust. the only potential proof that he is one is from a very black favoring unreliable narrator who slanders the greens almost every chance he gets... so while I, and nobody, can say that it's 100% false, similarly, no one can say that it's 100% true either. (the vibe I picked up is that he may be a bit handsy without consent and a whore who frequents whorehouses as a customer, but not a rapist. doesn't make it right, but those two things are very different. I also think people tend to forget that the concept and age of consent in medieval times was VERY different. again, doesn't make it right. but there were things that were just... ok... then, that are far from ok now. all of this greatly effects aegons situation and the nuance around it).
Aemond was and still sorta (in the show) is a psycho. I won't deny that, but he has so many layers in the show, so many why's and hows to him and his growing instability, that IS fascinating and complex and I love to dig around in his characterization and psychology and I know I'm not the only one.
from the sounds of it, Alicent is like any other greedy noble ever, she's just a woman and a mother as well, so she's a bitch and she's protecting her kids which people don't like. Rhaenyra's also a bitch and she's protecting her kids. they all hate each other, they all want each other's heads on spikes. it's war between two sides of terrible people told through the lenses of unreliable narrators, no side is better than the other, "just pick your favorite asshole" seems to be the rule of thumb at that point cause who knows what the hell actually happened. (take this with a grain of salt, cause from where I stand, all I say is hearsay)
just let team green fans live their lives and remember that not everyone gives a shit about the book.
#I'm just living my life man#I watched the show#read a little bit of the book every now and then (Its interesting just the narrator style isnt exactly my cup of tea y'know?)#I'm vibing with the Show!greens#they kinda suck every now and then#but I'm sticking with them#and the Book!greens suck#and im sticking with them (I think. from what ive read/know so far)#cause they're my terrible asshole people#live with it#pro team green#team green#HOTD#house of the dragon#alicent hightower#aegon targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#helaena targaryen
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Kinda sad that they replaced sunflower with another song in this scene BUT I’m delusional so this is what happened it’s true I was there
#des art tag#across the spiderverse#atsv#miles morales#gwen stacy#across the spider verse fanart#spider man across the spider verse#miles heart eyes morales 😔#note: I made Gwen’s eyes green instead of blue because of some of the concept art in the first art book#never drawing headphones again ts SUCKED goodbye 😭#omg I saw spiderverse again and I forgot that they changed a lot of things from the -first look- like the outfits#and even tho I drew this after I saw across the spiderverse before I drew this I took references from that first look so PLEASE ignore that#thank you 😁
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sir john what
#hehe i think i’m funny#who wants to go on a picnic and read love poems to each other#+ then suck on some tiddies#i def read most of the poems in this book i promise it’s not just a prop and ya girl can read#did u guys know i love green#i feel like it’s almost fall vibes + i’m v v excited#curly + curvy#i would wear a bra but i don’t want to#if u read the tags this far u have a crush on me sorry we have to be lovers now#😘😘#biblically accurate asteroid
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Neither response is great here, but Carol Ferris still seems better than Iris West. Carol acts protective (which is a bit weird considering they aren't even officially dating), but at least that's sort of charming. Iris is just back to demeaning her boyfriend. I can't believe I'm saying this about a character, but Iris seems super abusive verbally. Look at Barry's face. He doesn't look happy. He looks anguished. I doubt Gil Kane meant it that way, but I see it that way. God, I hate Iris West. (Green Lantern #13):
#green lantern#hal jordan#carol ferris#the flash#barry allen#anti iris west#iris west sucks#just an awful person#i can't stand her#dc#dc comics#reading comics#dc universe#dcu#john broome#gil kane#comic book#comic books#comic
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ppl reviewing anti lawn books on goodreads and going "this is preachy" yeah its about a political movement what do you want. are they supposed to NOT advocate for their beliefs
#im getring nervous bc im writing the longest ever video essay that is a persuasive essay for the anti lawn movement#and i already overexplain shit sm#and in real life ppl r ususlaly receptive to my evangelicalizing of these beleifs#but on the internet ppl are mean. i dont want ppl to be mean to me. i just have strong opinions#also ok. american green is a great book and i find it annoying how its a Centrist Take That Acknowledges Both Perspectives on the basis that#sometimes it is jusy sooooo Obnoxiously Centrist#but it IS good to have both perspectives#but then at the end hes like ' and the ppl who wrote the landscaping revolution are CRAZY bc they think this is a moral issue '#and its like YOU DONT???? YOU RECOUNTED ALL THAT INFO AND YOU DONT. THINK THIS IS A MORAL ISSUE#HWAT???#the qhole book makes it Very Clear that anti lawn is the way to go just from Objective Facts#and then hes like 'and both sides suck!!! im better than them because im Neutral' and its like. did you read your own book man?
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is it just me or is the southern book club's guide to slaying vampires.... really bad?
#i feel like im Losing my mind even reviewers that tend to be more critical love this book for some reason#like. not 2 be dramatic but i fucking hate this book LOL#im only about 40% thru too.... why isnt mrs greene the main character#is she gonna like.. get to Do anything or was she just there to wait around for the white woman to save her and all the other#black mothers? like is this not. a blatant white savior narrative#yeah yeah he does a little bit of Commentary about systemic racism but like.......... it still sucks? this Sucks dogshit?#i hate this book lmfao#and i know there's a really bad assault scene coming up also which is where most people seem to DNF so i cant wait for that#this is like. So Bad i will never read another grady hendrix book again Bad#and this is my first book by him too. LOL
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never thought I'd be so bored I'd try and grow green onions in a baby Yoda cup unprompted
god I know I was diagnosed with it but I really thought I didn't have ADHD but here I am with multiple incomplete tasks and forgetting what I wanted to do midway through doing it
like I don't know why I got the thread out I don't know why I made a list of materials you can get at a home depot I don't know why I have several books about how to draw manga in front of me I don't know where my wallet, sketch book and keys are I don't know why I organized my statues to stare at me while I sleep I don't know why there's 4 half finished paintings on my floor
oh my god why
I can't focus on anything I've literally done multiple things in the process of writing this
it feels like i'm a squirrel with dementia
i don't have ADHD I am ADHD
i fucking hate this why the hell was I listening to the fnf soundtrack when did that even happen
#rant#green onion#adhd#adhd rant#I fucking hate being mentally ill I don't understand why kids want to pretend that they have mental illnesses this fucking sucks#why the hell is there a book on Scottish mythology on my bed what the fuck is happening what was I doing before writing this holy shit
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had an odd dream that i was reading a comic book. sketched a couple of the pages i could remember.
#i might adapt this into an actual story because i am SO SO SO mad that it isn't a thing i can go back to reading#oc#im definitely keeping the concept of save-bot i fucking love save-bot he's just doing his best. i love a robot who wants to help people#im not equipped to be writing about underground rebellions with any sense of real tact though#besides its in a superhero universe/story so you know it would just be so sucks lol#sketch#god the colors were so interesting. the teal parts were all very precisely crosshatched and the fire was this gorgeous brush pen looking#colored inks that just seemed like they were MOVING#and i mean some of that was because i was dreaming but god even in my halfhearted copy you can see some of the movement#it was a bad scene but a really really REALLY fun dream. i love when a book can *get* to me so i was really enjoying it#put it aside so i could take a break and woke up. instant fury at the universe for not having it be a real book instead#ill reblog with details if anyone's curious. i can explain this scene but i dont feel like it#the green people are in a secret basement though. hiding from the government. blue jacket guy is a speedster robot named save-bot who does#rescue stuff with every fire department so fire suppression technology is not very good because save-bot "can just save you''#however they're badly over their legal occupancy and the secret basement has One (1) exit so everyone is like really fucked here.#includinig save-bot who is going to do his job until he dies because he is an ai without any sense of self preservation and he cares#which i didn't even CATCH until i woke up and started tryin to frantically note everything down#and then i was like wait. the glitter on that last page before i realized i needed a glass of water to keep reading... what WAS that...#(it was tears suspended in midair because save-bot goes so fast and also knows he's so fucked LOL)#seriously i'm so mad someone else didn't make this.
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hotd never fails to disappoint
#w h a t#t h e#f u c k#this fandom also really sucks :/#i’ll never understand how certain team green fans can claim to love alicent and helaena and yet unironically support the side of the war#that very much wants to continue perpetuating patriarchal violence and control#aka the very thing that’s made both these female characters so very miserable#why is it so difficult for people to understand that rhaenyra becoming queen and reigning in her own right for some good long years#would force an ideological shift and would open a discussion that had been closed for a long time in westeros#alicent has suffered from the patriarchy but she also continues the cycle w/ her treatment of her children#please just please understand that you do not have to like team black nor do you have to like team black characters#but trying to justify aegon usurping rhaenyra is nonsense and completely unjustifiable no matter how hard you try to twist the situation#and please don’t try to take some centrist ‘team smallfolk stance’ bc that stance is simply one ppl take to shift the topic away#from the patriarchy and how denying a woman her legal inheritance tore the realm apart#‘but andal tradition’ bleh ‘why should the targs be ruling’ bleh ‘the small folk suffer more’ bleh ‘the dragons are nukes’ bleh#these are all red herrings meant to divert away from the main topic & are usually used by ppl to justify their support of team green#supporting the team that wishes for the continuation of the cycle is wrong#i support team black bc this is a break in the cycle and opens a discussion that westeros has needed for thousands of years#the social change would be slow but at least there’d be change!#<-of course we know this discussion didn’t rly open bc rhaenyra didn’t have a peaceful transfer of power and later died way too early on#but even tho she died so early a character in the main books series is using the precedent she set to support her own claim! (arianne)#anti team green#asoiaf fandom critical#anti alicent stans#anti aegon ii stans#pro team black#pro rhaenyra targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon#anti hotd
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fun fact about me is that I'm a vlogbrothers enjoyer and when hank announced he had a book I was so excited about it I not only pre-ordered it I pre-ordered the signed edition I remember getting it from waterstones and opening it up in a café and I got a little anglerfish drawing which was not on every signed copy so I was like omg I'm special. it was magical fr. and then I read the book and fucking hated it.
#and well it did make me lose respect for hank green sorry lol#.txt#from memory it was like offensively bad. but i was a lot younger then so that's not very reliable. and it's my least fav genre#however. i will always think of it as a book that sucked so bad and was a major chore to get through
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What's their reaction to Harumi's turn?
Gene: Wow, and I thought *I* was the most evil one of the group
#brad tries to warn lloyd the whole time about the bad vibes#sally meanwhile wanted to see the best in harumi regardless and got blindsided#also sucks cuz *spoilers* they know lloyd's the green ninja#meaning that's even more people that were aware before harumi :3#info tag#book 2#legacy spoilers
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I'm gonna join a dnd campaign over the summer! Here's my guy!!!
#tumblr convinced me old guys are hot sometimes and honestly im not mad about it#he was suck fun to draw but i think his staff needs more its very plain#his cats names are st. flufflebutt iii and gregory he also has/ had daughters#hes a girl dad#please please someone show me how to fill out the official dnd character sheet i literally almost start to cry when i think about it#im not very smart and im so confused i dont have the books and videos arent helping and there is no session 0#the first session is in a few days and theyll be mad if its not finished#dnd#dungeons and dragons#worlock#half elf#oc#mosss art#my man is making me miss my green hair#cpys art
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So I'm the co-author/editor for random Demon slayer fanfiction about random characters that are the hashira from 200 years before current time line. Obviously that means that you have to make a couple OC's so you can actually have characters to write about.
Here I am with 5 fully fleshed out characters with finished designs, detailed backstories and even unique fighting styles/techniques, because mental illness. My other two Co-authors have the name and like three words describing their characters. Actually crying.
I spent hours picking out kanji and changing names to match the characters when one of my Co-authors GOOGLED NAMES THAT MEANT GREEN AND TIRED AND CALLED IT A DAY.
I ASKED SAID CO-AUTHOR WHAT THE CHARACTER LOOKSD LIKE AND THEY SAID GREEN SHINOBU WITH VITILIGO? WHAT!?!
They do not deserve my Takoku Kumofu and my Yuna Chikafuji ☹️.
But I shall forgive them of their sins because they're clearly younger than me and I feel bad insulting their characters to their digital faces.
#Themis' propaganda#Themis' sillay little drawings#OCs#writing#coauthor#fanfiction#editor#I feel bad abandoning the fic#it feels like leaving a child on someone's doorstep#Crying#Why do I still co-author stuff#why am i here#The fic has a interesting concept ngl#It's just that they all suck at writing and i have to go back to fix it#I used to suck at writing to... I still suck hit we dont talk abt that#WTF IS GREEN SHINOBU SUPPOSED TO MEAN?#God why did I offer to make them reference sheets#Why did I accept the role of artist on this book?#what is wrong with me#Its ok their learning
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fun fact I forgot to mention in he magic book infodump: she actually used to be 50% green. she was indeed a green book with Problems at some point
the green was replaced with blue (I guess it's a bit greenish in some parts but it's still blue)
#maybe there's an image of the green magic book somewhere#just imagine book bfb but purple and green and that's it that was her#i wish i was still in that fuckin object show discord thing#i submitted mb to that#she was actually gonna not speak at all or whisper#only bc i suck at voice acting and they wouldn't let me add her if i didnt voice her#so i just made the not speaking part up on the spot#but yeah i had green magic book almost in that show
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looking for alaska by john green
as with all my review posts, *spoiler warning*
well well well folks. i am officially finished with my first year of college and my exams. since moving from my small town high school to an ivy league - i can now say that i am a mediocre student - at best. i went from someone who had all A’s during high school to having half of my transcript be B’s and B-. And even so, I still had the best time. I can’t wait to leave my hell hole of a house to go back in June, because I miss the city so much already. (I think it’s something having to do with the sun being out now, because I wanted to go home soooo bad when it got cold - i am not a cold person).
In my scrumptious 16 hour car ride back home, i took up one of my previous pastimes - reading. because I was in the car, I only had the selection of books which i had previously downloaded on my iPad - one of them being Looking for Alaska by John Green.
I have mixed feelings about this book. I reallyyy want to like it. I do. I really do. But for some reason I just can’t. I don’t like how the book is built around the one central point and it happens halfway thru the book.
We never got to see Pudge and Alaska in their moment. There was so much buildup and then suddenly it was gone. And Pudge got super annoying and thank GOD the characters were able to recognize this and tell it to him. However because the story is told from Pudge’s point of view, we have to put up with him.
Pudge is unlikeable. He’s lowkey narcissistic and a pick-me. He thinks that no one wanted to be friends with him in high school because he just wasn’t cool or because he was too skinny. This really bothered me.
Alaska is unlikeable. She’s manipulative, especially toward Pudge. She would get jealous when Pudge would be with Lara, but she wouldn’t want to be with Pudge. And she knew that she could control Pudge.
The only likeable characters were Colonel and the Eagle. I actually really liked the Eagle. And Takumi and Lara but they were so minor that they didn’t even add much to the story.
The story was too short. I feel like John could have expanded the story so much. It ended so abruptly. It felt like we were just finally getting to understand the characters and how they act with one another and then *boom* climax of the story and then its over. that was it. too short and too abrupt of an ending.
the climax didn’t make an sense. the story felt like John knew he wanted Alaska to die, but then wrote the story before he had figured out how. It felt like John didn’t even know how she died either. And i didn’t like this. I don’t like being in the same state of ‘not knowing’ as the author. I like being kept in the dark, if it means that the reveal is coming later on. It never came. I was still left confused. “Yeah but that’s the point, you’re supposed to come to your own conclusion like Pudge and Colonel” Shut up. Just shut up. You sound like you’re trying to justify bad writing. Shut up.
There should have been more buildup to the car crash. And the book would have been better if it was told from both perspectives of both Pudge and Alaska. Because it would be better for the audience to know exactly what was going through Alaska’s head.
The part where she just storms out and has to drive to see her mother at 3 am was so abrupt and stupid too. It made no sense. She would have been too drunk to even remember, which is what they made a point of at first. Also she never would have been able to drive straight. Her committing suicide made NO SENSE. and john made a point of that through the characters’ investigations and THEY EVEN SAID IT MADE NO SENSE FOR HER. this is why there should have been a perspective from alaska. it was just lazy writing in my opinion to have not had that.
i hate this book. i hate this book. it had so much potential and then it felt like john got in a rush at the end and rushed the ending. the buildup was so good and then he just ruined it.
rating: 4/10
it pains me to give this rating, can someone please make a fan version of the novel that is actually good, im begging.
#john green#looking for alaka#looking for alaska#the fault in our stars#john green books#book#booktok#book review#looking for alaska review#book tumblr#john green sucks#looking for alaska sucks#pudge#miles halter#alaska young#the colonel#takumi#lara
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Im still not anti a new peacemaker or anti Chris being replaced like in theory because Mitchell Black was cool and Kupperberg’s rejected ongoing pitch was also about a entirely different guy and also very interesting. Even Leaguebuster Peacemaker couldve turned out interesting if he was allowed to actually do anything. But like, Peacemaker’s all over the place right now. I dont want it to happen yet because I still feel like he hasnt really gotten the chance to do anything
#I know Ive said this before just. Again.#Not that I think they'd let peacewrecker actually replace peacemaker#I think it also sucks she doesnt have her own design like Mitchell did#This is the consequence of ignoring the peacemaker project or even just like peacemaker as part of checkmate lore#I swear to god if it doesnt get brought up and Peacemaker is now officially just some lone gunman type guy instead of#someone Employed By The Fucking Government#Its also possible I'd feel different about Mitchell if Chris never actually came back to life but like#I dunno. Like his 80s character stuff is all sad and bleak and terrible but its still something#He wasnt allowed to seek the help he needed and he got worse and worse until he died. Sad but its something#now its like. We kinda got stuff in suicide squad but hes a bad guy working with waller again in crisis#and that green arrow cover seems to be him doing more bad guy things#and peacemaker back and forthing between good guy and bad guy is fine but like. I mean#why was he still working with Waller he kind of hates her now?#He sees her as like pure evil.#watever. My point is Im annoyed about comic books ignoring my special little guys DEEP LORE
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