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The Western world is built for big people and so the following rights of small people shall be observed as compensation:
We can be cozy in your big sweater and/or jacket
We can slip on your big clown shoes to go outside real quick
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On the one hand, even when the characters are horny, Dimension 20 is one of the least horny pieces of media imaginable. On the other hand, what do you mean there's no Kugrash the Rat/Perry Pigeon fic. I thought the furries were supposed to take care of that kind of shit.
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Congrats but this is not the time, Dean
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A new heap of book donations came in, boxes labeled in the same handwriting: china cab, guest rm, attic.
Southern Living, 1995 & 1996 Ronnie and Nancy, a love story of the Reagans William and Kate, about the royal couple Echoes of His Presence: Stories of the Messiah The Love-Powered Diet Grandma's Cooking The Successful Family How to Lose Body Fat
I think to myself, How do these women not kill themselves?
After the Honeymoon: How Conflict Can Improve Your Relationship A book about George and Laura Bush and what I hope is every book ever written about Princess Diana The Real Age Makeover Billy Graham's World Aflame Family Medicine The South Beach Diet An ocean-themed 365 daily devotional Jane Brody's Nutrition Book
I think to myself, How do these women not kill themselves?
Several books of collected sermons YOU On a Diet The Mayo Clinic Diet Two memoirs by Tammy Wynette Beat Breast Cancer Without Surgery! Two more daily devotionals, one for morning and one for evening The Breast Cancer Diet Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You to Know About, 2 copies Men are Just Desserts: How Learning to be a Woman with a Life of Your Own Can Enrich the Life You Share with a Man The Truth About Beauty
Billy Graham's Till Armageddon feels like a plea in my hand.
Barbara Bush's autobiography Heloise's Beauty Book Building Strong Marriages The Heart Healthy Cookbook The Ultimate Tea Diet The Making of a Royal Romance Taste of Home Cooking, 1992-1998
I wonder who packed these boxes. A child? A grandchild? The husband? Did she do it herself? And, whoever it was, could they see her then the way I do now?
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i dont think i've ever appreciated how funny krycek is as a character enough before. shows up at the worst possible times to be gay and cause problems and get beaten around like a sewer rat and then disappear for another season and we never even learn his full backstory he's just some guy. how did he get there.
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the thing is. at the end of the day. when you really get down to it when it鈥檚 all said and done . we really weren鈥檛 crazy
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There are gonna be people who won't like hearing this but if you want to live in a world where mixed marriages, families, and adoptions (particularly POC adopting outside their "race") aren't maligned and discriminated against, then you have got to get more chill about seeing someone partaking in something cultural that you don't think fits the "race" you perceive them as.
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remember when supernatural had the tiniest lesbian you have ever seen dress up as castiel with fake fluffy wings and had her stand under a lamp and sing the cutest little song youve ever heard about how devoted cas is to dean. and she was dating the girl who was dressed up as dean.
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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:
how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
sometimes your soulmate is a man
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people think adulthood is just gonna be juggling work and laundry and making dinner but actually it's juggling diagnosing your friend's skin condition over text and helping the lady that lives in the backyard fix a washing machine and making flop posts on tumblr
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