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Schlocktober: A Fake Event Where Anything Goes

While other people are out here dropping Kinktober prompt lists with 9000 stipulations, I bring you this.

It's not a real October event, but it could be if you believe. The prompts are here for anyone to enjoy anyway.

Why "schlock"?

It means trash/junk, and that's the quality of content I'm striving for with these prompts. It's also fun to say.

But, y'know, if you want to take a prompt and turn it into a masterpiece of a whumpy longfic, go for it.

What fandom is this for?

Whatever fandom you want.

What ships can I write/draw?

Any of them.

Even [my fandom's most despised ship]?

Especially [your fandom's most despised ship].

What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if...

Go for it.

Are crossovers okay?

Do. Whatever. You. Want.

What if I want to create something problematic?

Send me the fucking link.

What does [prompt] mean?

You tell me. It's all open to interpretation.

Are there any rules at all?

Sure.

No AI use. If you need an LLM to write your schlock for you, consider a long walk off a short pier. If you need it to do your editing for you, use a beta reader instead. A stick figure drawn on the back of a napkin is better than soulless AI art.

Tag appropriately. 'Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings' means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply' means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex).

No irl bigotry. Your characters can be problematic as all get out, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or something you're not going in the collection, bud. Don't kill the vibes.

What are the vibes?

Just have fun.

But other people are having fun wrong!

Shut the fuck up.

Are you going to be doing this?

Probably not.

How do I participate?

There's an ao3 collection right here:

Schlocktober on ao3

Otherwise, just hashtag #schlocktober or something, idk. I don't expect anyone to actually do this.

Text version of the prompts under the cut.

Day 1:

Quadruple Fisting

Inappropriate Use of Labubus

Sex-Related Injury

Day 2:

Quesadilla Cocksleeve

Taking Notes During Sex and Grading It

MyPillow Humping

Day 3:

Erotically Burning Hair

Nostril Worship

Fuck or Live

Day 4:

Gap Tooth Kink

Pegging with a Square Peg

Peeling Sunburn

Day 5:

Not Squirting, Not Pee, but a Secret Third Thing

Nipple Sounding

Enemas to Lovers

Day 6:

Defiling a Puritan

Room Temperature Play

Edging on an Edge

Day 7:

Bidets

Too Many Legs

Shallow Throating

Day 8:

Lingerie Made of Crabs

Not Water Sports, but Water Leisure

Masturbation Pollen

Day 9:

Nonconsensual Consent (NCC)

Afterneglect

Last Time

Day 10:

Human Centipeding

Ball Slapping

Fuck or Die Trying

Day 11:

Sex on Meth

Plucking Hair by Hand

Harem on Strike

Day 12:

Second-Hand Creampie

Haggled Use

Age Progression

Day 13:

Cactus Insertion

Antibreeding Kink

Mechanical Bull

Day 14:

Banned on TikTok

Predator/Predator

Prey/Prey

Day 15:

Scissoring with Scissors

Butterplay

Cannon (Artillery) Compliant

Day 16:

Dueling Gloryholes

Inedible Cum

Purple Nurple

Day 17:

Pimple Popping

Lap Riverdance

Pain Without Pleasure

Day 18:

Nonconsensual Soloplay

Weakness Kink

Genital Swap (Not Whole Body)

Day 19:

Chip Clip Nipple Clamps

Spatchcocking

Wound Fucking

Day 20:

Boot Blasphemy

Understimulation

Gamma/Delta/Sigma (G/D/S)

Day 21:

CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Torture)

CBT (Cock and Ball Therapy)

Asparagus

Day 22:

Autocannibalism

Actual Jackhammering

Extrasensory Deprivation

Day 23:

Going in Dry

Aroused by the Smell of Rubber Cement

Sterilization Ritual

Day 24:

Genitals Stuck in Zipper

Ennui Kink

Earwax Wax Play

Day 25:

Actual Handcuffs (They're Under Arrest)

96ing

Sex as a Sedative

Day 26:

Hospice Roleplay

Gas Station Sex Pills

Balls So Blue They're Practically Purple

Day 27:

Extreme Temperature Cockwarming

Promiscuity Cage

Salt Daddy

Day 28:

Sex with Crocs

Anal Toeing

Breaking a Sex Contract

Day 29:

Coming in Someone Else's Pants

Clowns

Cloning Gone Wrong

Day 30:

Lube As Spit

Pet Work

Clear Showers (Character Is Adequately Hydrated)

Day 31:

Pumpkin Seed Snowballing

Candy Apple Coating

Ghost of a Sex Offender

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I’ve seen the way you blog. Something ain’t right. Let’s be friends

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The Witches of Eastwick color studies ✨

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Adult dragons are, astute, powerful, and sure of their strength. Ciruelo Cabral

In Japanese mythology and culture, black dragons, known as "Kokuryu" (黒龍), are often associated with wisdom, experience, and the spiritual realm. They are powerful, protective beings, sometimes depicted as guardians of certain regions and capable of traversing between the mortal and spiritual worlds. Black dragons are also linked to the north direction and the water element within the Five Elements philosophy

Image: The Black Dragon (黒竜, Kokuryuu) Mahaboka

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…and Nem is gonna tear Jill's ass open in a more novel direction this time

the things I say in chat because I consistantly enjoy subjecting the world to my creative vision

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Jill knew stuff bro 🥵

Reference 👇👇👇

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jul 25, 2025 || kolya

+ bonus Sergei under cut

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yes I WILL objectify your hyper masculine male characters

this is a threat and a promise

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what is it with ppl liking the idea of kink yet hating it?

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THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED - 1.06 "Asako"

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((Header Pic for the series done by Lil-Chilo)) ________________________________________________ On a Devil’s Wings – 23 Infestious Supremacy Rated E; has adult/intensely heavy themes and very explicit content Fandom: Resident Evil Ships: hinted at Nemesis/OC, mentions of Nemesis/Jill Valentine Chapters: 33/? CW for this chapter: graphic depictions of violence, body horror, parasitic everything, implied out of context rape threat by a delusional and high monsterboy, implied incestous thoughts, mind rape, just a lot of dream/mind horror tbh (full tag list on AO3) ________________________________________________ Chapter Summary: Shana is just really trying to do her job and find survivors in a worst-case outbreak scenario - that she suspects was a setup. Zeus discovers the power of (forced) friendship. Excerpt: Zeus wanders amongst the crowd that had run forth like shiny minnows upstream, upstairs, still in the dreams the Tiger’s gift seemed to give him. The Tyrant shifts his neck, working his throat. A male minnow runs by; that one in the din looks at the monster again, staring into red rimmed eyes wide and fascinated by the little fish’s faces of concern. A scream echoes from a female up by a nearby stairwell. She flinches as parts of him touches, senses, and moves up slender nostrils cozying in the wet tunnels that hid under such a fleshy roof. Animals and their strange mountains of flesh! The male looked frozen, eyes wide and fragile skin beading with sweat. The minnow was stuck, scared to swim! The other was trying to pull and pull us out, but we liked the new home, why would she want us to leave? Zeus gleefully laughs as another swims past him; he grabs that straggling fish and lifts his hand palm up. And little by little, the monster presses himself through his host flesh till it was writhing with himself. For another time that night, he gifted that one with more, detaching and writhing down their soft and welcome throat coated with screams. Tendrils dripped and writhed everywhere; the female had long stopped struggling to pull them out, neck shifting unnaturally so that Zeus could even feel her soft bones make way for him. As he walked, the sea of fish thinned, and the one male was still standing, shaking in their panic. 

The monster tilted his head in curiosity, then laughed before spitting in their face. Spittle covered that one before they began to scream, flesh quickly discoloring and darkening; Zeus sighed as he swam in that one’s skin pores, cave-like to his investigating selves. That one rolled and begged, making high and loud screeching noises as the minnow clawed their face. Another, Zeus grabs, letting his large bear of a hand wrap around their neck, then jams the writhing body that became unmoving meat into an exit, forcing the door open. He needed the rabbit to know where to go, didn’t he? (Continue reading On a Devil’s Wings – 23 Infestious Supremacy on A03)

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I need this in my life. I need this dragon.

I would feel safe and protected in his big strong arms.

i want a Dragon Daddy.

(Artist is Unrealien1 on X, thanks rebloggers!)

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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online