#and that you’re sleeping

[enha-stars]

hi my honey bun sugar pie schnookums teddy bear chocolate cookie swirl pudding biscuit :D

today i’m giving u soft cutie patootie hee, tmrw? who knows 😁

hi my pride and joy and all things soft and beautiful and pure and cute <3

SOFT HEE ⁉️‼️

oh he’s so adorable. so cute. look at those cheeks. that face. HIS SMILE. i could talk about his smile for HOURS. the way his eyes crinkle ☹️☹️ the way his teeth naturally make an appearance ☹️

[firbolgfriend]

Mlp infected aus that just erase Discord from existence is so funny, he would shut that shit down so fast. Not even all that for the sake of friendship or whatever he’d see it and be like erm… not really my cup of chaos, this is just gross (snap, fixed)

[chloesimaginationthings]

In every FNAF universe Vanessa can’t catch a break

[rainpunk07]

hear me out, danny speaking russian (dc x dp hc)

so i was just watching a video about space, right? allegedly, turns out if you (an american) wanna board the international space station you must speak russian fluently since the only way to get there is by a russian shuttle and pilot (nasa apparently ended their own shuttle program way back when??) (don’t quote me on this)

so picture danny learning russian at a relatively young age for the sole hope of going to space and such, and it coming out every once in a while when he’s mumbling or something like that (it’s basically second nature to him)

so danny ends up at gotham for whatever reason (demon twins, reveal gone wrong, idc, they’re all cool) and he wants to start anew, so he pretends to only speak russian?? ig?? it’d make for some funny/interesting BatFam interactions i suppose

i don’t know where i was going with this but i want to read prompts of danny speaking russian

[happy74827]

“I watch movies for the plot”

The ✨plot✨:

[everyfandomsprincess]

Wukong’s and Macaques relationship has grown so much this season and it really feels like they’re younger selves are shining through with so many interactions.

But can we talk about how well they can read each other?

While everyone is captured by the Snake guy, Wukong and Macaque haven’t talked to each other.

Then when MK races off to the pillar, Macaque says this to Wukong “Here goes nothing. Make it count.” And breaks everyone out of their binds.

This stunt is a lot for Macaque and he collapses onto the ground, and Wukong tries to go to help him

“Stop the Kid you idiot”

That’s the last thing that Macaque says to Wukong before he goes off to stop MK.

While none of the others knows what happened, when the pillar starts to fix itself and the cracks fade, everyone thinks it MK.

But Macaque?

He says Wukong!

He knows Wukong so well that without even saying anything he knows that Wukong would sacrifice himself to stop MK.

He knows this down to his core and most likely knew this would happen the second he broke everyone out of their binds.

I love that despite not fully communicating with words, the two of them know exactly what the other meant, and did.

(Also can we talk about Macaques face when he thinks it’s Wukong? The pure distress and anguish on his face of thinking that he’s gone forever (I love it))

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok of an old home video with the caption “I AM THE MOST PATIENT MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.”

The video was actually filmed in Gareth’s Mom’s garage after the band’s first world tour. In it, Gareth is filming Grant make shadow puppets while slightly off-camera, Steve and Eddie are having a conversation that they’re both too high to be having.

Grant is making his shadow dog’s mouth move along with Steve in the background like, “You want me to be someone’s boss? Like a capitalis- like my dad?? You wanna fuck my dad now, Eddie?”

Eddie, with the deepest sigh: Baby, I just think a service dog would be good for you. And you wouldn’t be its boss, you didn’t hire it

Steve: But it’s doing a job for me. It’s my employee then.

Eddie: You’re not paying him!

Steve: So, like a slave?!

Eddie: No. It’d be like… A service dog is like a friend. They help you out because they’re your friend. And dog is man’s best friend

Steve: Robin is my best friend!

Eddie: Oh my god

[doriana-gray-games]

can we get a snippet of Dr Watson taking care of Sherlock? :>

“You were foolish—“

“Calculating—“

“Foolish!”

“I miscalculated,” you correct. “Or missed some variable. Being wrong, in some small way, is not the same as foolish. Truly Watson, to think you so against learning, improving oneself by accepting failures—“

“YOU BROKE YOUR TOES!”

“Just the one toe…”

“The important one.”

“I don’t discriminate on such things.”

Watson pushes you down to remain on the bed. “I need to bind it. How’s your pain?”

“Tolerable. Unless…”

“No—“

“Then do not ask.”

Your good doctor had kept you in bed, elevated foot and everything for far too long now. It had been nearly an hour.

There’s tea on your cupboard. Extra sugars. And the very best biscuits, the one Watson hoards for the longest of days.

“Watson?”

They hum a soft sound, an acknowledgment, as they bind your broken appendage with steady and careful hands.

“If I am forced to endure monotony, I shall demand you do it with me.”

Watson looks at you, over those steady shoulders. A small smile across their lips. “I shall remain by your side. For as long as… as you need me, Sherlock. I can promise you that.”

[nyx-163]

Mister BdoubleO100 !!

i hate that he blinks. it’s like on bedrock when they blink, it’s creepy

ALSO what do you mean hit record ?!!?

[gojoest]

you wonder why your cunt is often soaked with his cum when you wake up in the mornings—parts of it already leaked out, smeared and sticky between the inner of your thighs. you would know if your husband satoru fucked you in your sleep, you would’ve felt it, he is that big. but the truth is, as you soon find out, that he has a secret little thing, a morning ritual if you will, regarding that achy hardness in his boxers upon waking up he likes to involve you in, bc otherwise the relief is not that sweet. so, he strokes himself when you sleep still, his head slightly dipped in your cunt—holding back, but barely, from thrusting deep inside you—as he carefully works the load in his balls out, and inside you….why would he waste it after all when you’re right there beside him

[hazieash]

It’s a Ratatouille situation

[cheesecakeluvrs]

“Oh you’ve just been lying about not being able to control your powers for like… funsies ig?”

“Yeah ight sounds legit”

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Today was plany of fun 🥳 thanks all for the boops and for bringing back the much needed atmosphere of silly playtime 🥰 but now it’s time for this big guy to get some sleep… snrk mimimimimi…

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

gojo is the type of bf to kiss you alllllll the time when you least expect it . i know he is. super casually and whenever he feels like it, no matter what you’re doing….. every time you so much as pucker your lips in thought he’s There and ready to smooch you :((((((( you’re sitting on the couch and reading? smooch. you’re cooking? smooch. you’re in the shower? smooch. how did he get in there? smooch. he’s insane and addicted and he loves you sosomuch……..

[phoenixkaptain]

I love the relationship between Ra’s and Tim in the Red Robin run because it reads fundamentally as an unrequited crush. Between an old man who is so rich he will never spend all his wealth, a man who is considered to be charming in the same way a snake is, a man who is more powerful than the majority of other villains just on the strength of his legacy alone.

And.

A seventeen-year-old boy who has not slept in three days since the last time someone drugged him, has not showered in three weeks unless you count being thrown into a river, has not cleaned his room since he was three and his parents still payed attention to him.

And when I tell you which one has the crush on the other, that’s it, that’s the ultimate punchline, DC may never reach these peaks of comedy ever again.

[chaoticace2005]

Vaggie: Charlie just asked me if I wanted to go to bed but instead it came out "do you need to use the sleep?"

Vaggie: And then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered “maybe I need to use the sleep."