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OC again gomen ... (her name is Yuma)
#my characters#she was (shocking to no one) a side character in a plot from forever ago and while i fleshed out her bg a LOT#she never got her own actual story ? the plot she was in had a lot of characters so her and her best friend myo were like... cameos#in other character arcs rip to she having her own#basically she had light powers and had a kind of whispy clear happy look (top)#and then the big bad guy corrupted her and she got dark powers#so myo and her start to think she is sick and then big bad shows up and tells myo that if he wants to help yuma - hed help#so he manipulates the two into working for the bad guys who id like to point out! think they're the good guys#so yuma keeps having cloudy and foggy memories and nightmares and she doesnt understand whats going on with her#and she tells myo who hasnt clued in yet and he tells her shes fine and shes too nice to do what she feels guilty for#and then after its all kinda said and done and the big bad dies the corruption disappears bc he was the one causing it#and at that point myo knows the horrible things hes kind of helped yuma do and the actual things yuma has done#and he goes to rem who a lot of people avoid since rem has mind reading and memory manipulation powers#and he asks if rem can help yuma forget everything bad#and rem - who is the unfortunate right hand of the big bad who feels so much guilt for everything he has done -#asks him if its what yuma wants cause it isnt his place to change it without her consent as well#bc rem was actually the one that yuma interacted with most outside of myo#but as far as actual plots and arcs rem was more important ? common? idk ? as a focus#so despite yuma having a lot of established background and drama she never had her own ... thing#but as the dark corruption gets to her she loses the clear stream vibes and is like an oozing oil spill#and it kinda festers into her becoming like an eldritch monster type being from the grief and guilt her conscious has#while polluted by darkness sooooo#she just kinda becomes a monster in the background of the plot its fine she gets better#and that was storytime in the tags bye
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a while back i was talking to some friends about their thanksgiving, and the big question was what insane out of pocket conversation starter that your family pulled over holiday dinner, and the general consensus was either like bigotry or borderline offensive conspiracy theories, but when it got to my turn, and they’re like “oh yeah what about you saturday?” and i was like “oh yeah um y’know………..mpreg” FOR CONTEXT i have a relatively eccentric family to say the least so there’s really no way of telling what will come out of our mouths and when or why, it’s just something you roll with; so i’m zoned out picking a cracker off the charcuterie board, my social battery is low, and i already got over the hard part (explaining why i’m not in college yet lol) when i’m curb stomped back into reality after hearing “did you guys know they’re letting men give birth now?? i think i read something about it they’re like taking hormones and everything.” PAUSE. PAUSE. i just want to know where they read this. like something tells me that this isn’t like actual news and they just ended up on a strange part of the internet and got confused? i don’t know.
#so that was silly#did anyone else’s family have an mpreg discussion over the holidays#or was that just me#anyways#storytime#with saturday!#family#family dinner#ao3#i was going to tag this mpreg#but then i got scared that tumblr would put mpreg on my feed#it’s just not my thing#im sorry guys#fanfic#i think that’s an appropriate tag#i’ll stop rambling okay bye
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Hiii!! Could I request a neymar jr smau?? One where the reader is an f1 driver and they reveal their relationship???
silly season — social media au
summary. one announcement that f1 fans (& football fans) did not see coming during the summer break warnings. none ? pairing. neymar jr x fem!driver!reader
22 july 2023.
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paddocknws neymar jr is present for qualifying today in hungary. this is his seventh appearance in the paddock this season!
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vettelswdc the redbull in his hands, i know what he is!!
purples.ector atp just let him drive a car
formularbr he gotta give me one of his paddock passes i’m begging
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yourusername p2 for tomorrow’s race. let’s make the most of it!💪🏼💙
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racinggp p2 in the fastest car🤣🤣 skill issue
↳ strgirly/n just shut up already
simplylovely y/n and max are gonna be dominating f1 for like 20 years straight
hamiltonation lewis on pole, you ain’t getting that win my friend
fstpitstop world championship incoming
23 july 2022
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yourusername not the result we wanted but regardless we move on to the last race before the break and work hard for a better result. congrats to max on the win and to the team for breaking a new record :)
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artd€co better luck next time!
swiftstappen rooting for youuu <33
redsandbulls dropped to p2 in the championship😔
↳ fstnfurious still lots to play for, don’t worry, she’s getting that trophy.
24 july 2023.
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yourusername on our way to spa!!🇧🇪
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parcf.rme i need all of them so bad
↳ dutchlion3 not you being horny on main lmfao
ha44ertime can’t believe the honey badgers back
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paddocknws neymar is in the belgian paddock!!
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ncymars bro has a 75% attendance rate
msnfavs hamilton & neymar >>
onlynorris he’s so real for that, if i had the money i would go to every single race fr
29 july 2023.
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yourusername 1-2 !! another great weekend for the team, this streak will resume in august but for now i��ll be enjoying the summer break. thanks for the support belgian fans, you were awesome💙
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racingblue STARGIRL
lissiemackintosh going into a well deserved break!
↳ yourusername ily💞
y/nsgirlf racing queen
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neymarjr the defending world champion
tagged: yourusername
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dududumv33 not for long
yourusername 😊💙
↳ vroomvroomm the cutiest patootiest girl ever
drkbluecarz my multiverse of madness
12 august 2023.
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yourusername summer break babyyy
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leclercore they are both so incredibly hot?? wth
neymarjr te amo❤️
sltfory/n is this…a platonic relationship ?
↳ discussingf1 considering his comment, i don’t think so girlie
primeneymr so happy for them and not at all jealous! just happy, so very happy!!!!!
daylight.y/n i do not know what is going on but however this is peak silly season
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neymarjr ❤️
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prttybaes this is so
yourusername ly❤️
psgslawyer jaw is on the floor
bal10ndor we lost him💔💔
↳ fast1644 we lost HER😔😔
honeybadg3r storytime
tracklmts adopt me? (please)
note. i really liked doing this request !!
bye guys, i hope to see you at my next post!👋💋
#neymar#neymar jr#neymar x y/n#neymar x reader#neymar x you#neymar jr x reader#neymar jr x you#neymar jr x y/n#footballer x reader#football#football one shot#football social media au#neymar social media au#neymar jr social media au#football imagine#neymar imagine#neymar jr imagine#football x reader#formula one#f1#formula 1#driver reader
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my mapachito @kutyozh tagged me to post the first 10 songs that show up when I put my "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle! thank you bb xoxo let's see:
Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga
Storytime - Nightwish
Bye Bye Beautiful - Nightwish
LILAC - VIXX
Blue Monday - Orgy
The Phantom Of The Opera - Nightwish
If You Come Tonight - VIXX
Summertime Sadness - Within Temptation
Amnesia - VIXX
Never Forever - Elysion
tagging: @thedownloey @midnightinjapan @lordsandladiesofthesilverscreen @gege @svibian and anyone else who wants to do this!
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I was tagged by @gooseberryfox and @justanotherinterneruser
Hehe
RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
Sciamachy
Hey boss, my mother wants to have dinner with ya
Happy birthday, Roy boy!
Happy birthday, Ed! ( 1)
Happy birthday, Ed! ( 2 )
We are making headlines ( Took my kids take my fire now last c)
Lets start our dad club, yeah?
Let me wipe your sweat, my sweet child.
Buttercup, sweet pea
As your son you are forgiven
Poor but loving
Flour + love
Walking on your footsteps
Storytime?
12 months of love
Can you… can you look at me?
The white blanket outside, the green blanket inside
Dinner, love, lavender
My name is Ed…
Bye Roy, hey dad.
War is ugly.
Lemon kisses
“ I am your boy… right?”
And yes, I think 24 for this is enough 😭✋🏻 I hope you enjoy reading those through haha
HEY, share your titles with us, and I wish I had 23 people to tag but I don't and since almost everyone I know is tagged I will only tag @dragon-queen21 and @user-needs-a-username
hehe 🫶🏻
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M - I’m
E - a dumb bitch
#okay but like#storytime#on my ig i posted one of those question answer things#and#124 people have seen it so far#and only my cousin has responded#smh this is so sad its just like on tumblr#dont you love it when literally no one on the face of the earth pays attention to you???#that really gives meaning to ur life now doesnt it#.... my cousin though ive only met her once bless her soul i love her#anyway bye im sad hHAHHA#oof#haHwhhdne#191111#life things#me#<- hi newcomers whove come across this tag i get ignored a l o t lmao#yesterday i had a 30 min long convo w my sister and i literally only spoke in a british accent and she didnt even realize#im listened to. yup. people care. sure#THIS IS SO SADDDD OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY HAHSHAHHA
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I have a notebook full of story ideas for fanfics, and last night I got an idea. I wrote it down but then realized I had no sticky note to mark that page with, so I wrote on my arm: "3pbMoA", otherwise known as "3 pages before *title of another story*".
Well I'm known for drawing on my arms on occasion, and a girl in my class asked me what was on my arm. So I told her it was a note to myself and left it at that. But then she responded with "Oh." And that "Oh" sounded so disappointed that it kept resounding it my head and next thing you know I'm drawing on my arm.
This was a meaningless story, but that's the background behind this. Everyone have a great day! 🙂❤️
#art#artwork#tattooed#tattoos#i don't need permanent tattoos if i have sharpies#true story#storytime#drawing#ideas#writing ideas#means nothing#id like some sleep#yes i do write fanfic#how much you wanna bet nobody reads the tags#no one will read this#read the tags#if you want#i might be a pushover#but i prefer sympathetic to the human condition#bye bye#bye#bi bi bi#teehee
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Childhood memories | Eddie Munson x Henderson reader
Scenario- flicking through an old scrapbook, you and Eddie reminisce over your childhood together.
Tags: literally just fluff, this is just a little oneshot/storytime and it’s precious okay bye 💀
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“Oh my god, Eddie, is that?-“
“Me? Sure is.”
I laughed as Robin flipped through an old scrapbook Wayne had kept from Eddie’s childhood, her finger lingering on one specific picture of a 6 year old Eddie, buzzed hair and a big goofy grin on his face, not much different from the one that he wore on a regular basis nowadays.
“Aww! Eds, look!” I squealed, pointing to a picture of him and I, no older than 8, arms wrapped around each other, sickeningly sweet smiles on our faces. He flashed a bright, toothy grin at the image.
“Do you remember when that was taken?” I asked, looking up at him from my spot on the couch. He squinted at the image for a moment, pondering.
“That was… our 3rd grade camping trip?”
“Yes!” I squealed, being met with a hearty laugh from my boyfriend. “I remember you screamed at Carver because he took one of your coloring books without asking.” He noted with another laugh.
“That’s what you remember from that trip?!” I started,
“Because I remember you forgot your baby blanket, and you sobbed the entire night.”
He threw his head back in a laugh, pink dusting his cheeks. “I almost forgot about that damn blanket.”
I sat with Eddie in the back of the bus, our feet dangling off the edge. I pulled my backpack into my lap.
“Okay! Bag check!” I announced, unzipping the bag and rustling through my belongings, checking off everything on the small paper list my mother had given me. Eddie followed in suit, rummaging through his bag before letting out a loud gasp. “My blankie!” He shrieked as anxiety took over his face. “Aww, I’m sure it’ll be okay for a few nights, Eddie!” I attempted to console him. He hung his head in response as I swung my arm around his shoulder, hugging him tightly.
Hours had passed since we had arrived at the campgrounds, the boys and girls being rushed off to separate tent areas.
As I laid down on the hard ground, shuffling uncomfortably in my sleeping bag, gripping onto my teddy bear for some similance of normalcy, I heard distant sobbing and whining. I quickly recognized it as Eddie. I shot up from my sleeping bag and carefully exited my tent, walking towards the other side of the grounds.
“Oh, honey, I’m so sorry you forgot your blankie…” I heard one of the older counselors try to console my sobbing best friend. “I wanna go home!” He hiccuped. The counselor made a sound of sympathy and rubbed his back as I approached, startling them both. “Henderson! What are you doing out of-“ I cut her off by promptly sitting down next to Eddie and pulling him into a tight hug. “It’s okay, Eddie!” I ran my hands up and down his back as he sobbed hysterically into my shoulder. “Sweetheart, you really can’t be over here with the boys-“ the counselor started before I quickly cut her off. “I don’t care about that stupid rule!” I snipped, “MY best friend is UPSET, and he needs ME!” I sassed. “I’m gonna stay with him!” I ended in a ‘hmph’. The counselor fell silent, almost baffled, as she looked at another counselor for guidance on the situation, and was met with a shrug. I promptly shoved my small teddy bear into Eddie’s arms. “Here, you can have Mr. Snuffles! I know he isn’t the same as your blankie, but he’s a great snuggler!” I chirped, flashing the boy in front of me a big smile. He looked at the bear, then back at me, and returned the same smile through tear stricken doe eyes, hugging the bear tightly in his grasp. “Thanks, Henderson.” He said, leaning on my shoulder. The camp counselor sighed heavily. “Okay, you two can share a tent, but it’s way past lights out, you need to get some rest.” Eddie and I looked at each other with big, toothy grins on our faces and quickly scrambled into the tent, shimmying back into the sleeping bags, Mr. Snuffles still tight in his clutches.
“Oh my god.” Eddie laughed again. “I forgot about Mr. Snuffles!”
“You were entirely inconsolable until I gave you that bear.” I giggled.
“God, you two were so cute!” Robin giggled, continuing to flick through the scrapbook.
“I like to think we’re cuter now, personally.” I shrugged, elbowing Eddie and smiling brightly up at him. He wrapped an arm around my waist, returning my smile with pure adoration in his eyes. I leaned my head on his shoulder, snuggling into his warmth.
“OH MY GOD. STEVE. EDDIE HAD BRACES.” Robin shrieked.
“Oh, sweet Jesus.” Eddie placed his hand on his forehead, his face turning bright red, causing me to cackle.
“Braces? Oh, I’ve gotta see that.” Steve sat next to Robin as they continued to giggle and chat about the pictures. I leaned back against the couch, intertwining my fingers with Eddie’s as we relished in the memories of our childhood together.
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Storytime with The Avengers
*she turns on the camera she secretly stole from Steve and smiles, “What’s up party people-oh and Rogers please don’t be mad at me for stealing your camera which I brought you! Also hi lovely viewer, I’m Estella Strange your friendly neighborhood doctor and magic user-oh daily reminder drink some water and eat something for god’s sakes! I know you’ll didn’t drink enough water today.”
“Anyways, so! This week at the household has been a little wack-ish. Take a look!”
The camera cuts to Avengers Tower showing everyone in the living room when suddenly Cole burst in though the door yelling, “Which one of y’all fuckers been in my room?! Don’t lie cause I will find out!” Everyone looks around as suddenly Michelle dashes out the door and Cole yells, “I KNEW IT! Rochelle’s your girlfriend is so dead!”
Rochelle responses, “She’s not my girlfriend!” Liane looks at her gasping “HUH?! You two broke up?!”
The redhead rolls her eyes, “You didn’t let me finish! She’s my future wife, just waiting for that proposal-” Liane chuckles rolling her eyes as Cole replied, “Whatever! Your girlfriend or future wife is so dead!”
*cuts back to Stella saying, “Told ya. For some reason everyone has been going into each other’s rooms lately or barging in at unexpected times. Take a look.”
We cut to Thiego cutting open a portal stepping into Cassandra’s room trying to steal some magic books then Cassie catching him as a argument shortly breaks out, then we cut to Jasper barging into the kitchen 3rd wheeling Luna and Rick’s Beauty & The Beast style dinner as the lovebirds blushing embarrassedly.
Liane and Ethan along with Mia and Nikolai accidentally barging Vice versa  while hanging out with their boyfriends as it turns into a fun awkward double date night. We also cut to Castiel going into everyone’s room scaring the shit out everyone! And the list goes on with footage of everyone-😬
*cut back to her saying, “Yeahhh it wasn’t pretty but at least everyone had fun..I think. Oh! I went skydiving with Sam, I couldn’t film that footage since I was scared shitless! But it was super fun. Before I leave off, some couple of things happened take a look!”
We cut to Rochelle’s starting to show even more and having a sweet baby shower with a few surprising guests, old faces returning and a couple of new face! Then we cut to Rei and Tyler having another stupid conversation while Mia and Nikolai, Michelle and Rochelle, Ethan and Liane stand off to the side eating popcorn watching as if it’s a movie waiting for the climactic moment. We then cut to Melissa and Victor becoming tech besties while everyone also meeting Clay.
We also cut to footage of Thiego dancing in the mirror and singing in the shower as his sister caught it all on video muttering under her breath and jokes, “Someone got some vocals.”
Last but not least we cut to everyone at the small—more like medium sized music festival as Tyler headlines his new songs, “Memorized”, “Breakeven”, “Paralyze” and much more. He even brings Michelle Danvers herself on stage to sing her own new song. Everyone cheering happily.
*Cut back finally to Stella saying, “And that was story of this week or at least what I can capture on this camera” Suddenly you hear Steve’s voice in the hallway yelling, “Has anyone seen my video camera? I can’t find it.” as Nat response, “I think Strange or one of girls has it.”
She hears this and gulp eyes widen turning back to the camera, “Okay I gotta go! Bye guys gotta study for my exams this Friday.” Then the camera turns off until next time and hidden back in the gym room where it originally was.
I hope you like and add onto to the post with everyone stealing the video camera from Steve to film!
Keep the chain going/Tags: @parisparker269 @mcbident @msrochelleromanofffelton @nyxphie @bucky-barnes-1112 @gaminggirlsstuff @gcthvile @rickb-chaos and the list goes on!
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May have to tag this. I’ll break this into two parts since it has the potential to get long.
Your shift starts just after lunch, giving you 30 minutes to yourself. While most of the human staff relish those 30 minutes as time to get away from the noise of children, the grubby hands, the nagging of parents to do whatever they believe your job to be. You, a member of security, handle the latter half of the day and are spared the misery of customer service, children you’d never minded. Today you stick your head into Daycare, despite it being closed for maintenance after a light fell down onto someone. The attendant is no where to be seen. You shrug it off as management taking the opportunity to take him on a well deserved trip to Parts and Services and give a small wave to the technician fixing the light. You eat your lunch and watch the technician fix the light without incident, though how high the latter is brings you anxiety. Your watch beeps with your first notifications for your shift; ‘six warning signs missing, Chica scheduled for 2pm birthday party, location unclear’ Neither are particularly alarming-People move the wet floor signs all the time, and Chica occasionally wanders. It won’t take you long to find her, if she’s up to her usual activities. As you leave you call out just to make sure. “Bye Sun! Sorry I couldn’t talk today!” You listen for a moment, but only hear the hum of the newly fixed lights. You smile, hoping he got his trip to PNS. Off to find Chica and a little herd of signs!
YES STORYTIME LET'S GOOOOOO--
#ask#sunnydrop#moondrop#glamrock chica (mentioned)#ficlet#fanfic#sfw#for now anyway#may have to be tagged#long ask#not a request#sujithe2dwaifu
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#tag talk#storytime sexcapades#I love when people like my tag rambles. like.. bestie which part did you vibe with? which of the thirty seven topics spoke to you?#they love me for my rampant adhd and low verbal filter#where's that post that's like “enjoyed by well over five people worldwide”#anyway. adhd. I don't care if I'm balls deep if I notice your tattoo I'm absolutely going to stop and compliment it and ask about it#thoughts wait for no one. I am absolutely putting everything on hold if I think of a funny joke. sex is literally not that important.#oh shit I remember what I forgot to look up last night. I pulled out my phone for something but I forgot what it was until just now.#looking up what chemicals are actually in poppers. how tf do they work and why do they smell like paint thinner (probably organic solvent)#excuse me while I look up alkyl nitrites now. hmm. I miss chemistry. once I'm mentally stable I wanna go back and finish my degree.#OH IT'S THE ALDEHYDES. THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL. (aldehydes are a functional group. think like formaldehyde and acetaldehyde)#cause that's one of the decomposition products when it vaporizes at room temperature. that's why it smells like paint thinner.#huh. amyl nitrite is used as an antidote to cyanide poisoning. neat.#anyway. apparently people use it to relax the sphincter muscles. which. eh. I presume it works if people keep doing it? seems weird to me#can't you just learn muscle control? like. face muscles. arm muscles. stomach and back muscles. why not sphincter muscles. idk.#substance use is unlikely when you're just dead set on doing everything yourself and being independent of anything.#like. I have a hard time taking my antidepressants. if I can't even medicate properly what makes you think I'm gonna medicate illicitly.#alcohol doesn't count. that's an acute effect strictly for when I want to sit still for two hours for a movie. that's different.#bye I'm going for a walk it's cloudy and slightly stormy outside
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OKAY GABI im sorry but storytime because im like 60% sure she once had a tiniest crush on me??? because????? like????? not to toot my own horns. its gonna sounds like the clichest story ever but i swear it happened 😭 after finishing high school, we both kinda lost contacts for a while and then found out that we worked at the same mall different stores. so i always accompany her during her breaks and stuff. she even tagged me on her IG post about her cat. like no reason whatsoever to tag me in it and i was like???? sometimes i send her home because she didnt have transport home. and and like this one event that made me felt a lil sus because she said im always with her and its like im her bf (im not even a boy 😭😭😭) and i was like yeah hahahaha and i got skek and practically stop contacting her as much dhshdjsja
YOU THREW AWAY YOUR SHOT?!
BRO HOW! She was totally flirting and you went “haha bye” jsjsjsjjsjsj
I can’t believe this
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50 questions you’ve never been asked.
thanks to @whatagreatproblemtohave for tagging me 💚
1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? black
2. a food you never eat? I eat pretty much everything, but if there is only a hint of mustard I’ll gag
3. are you typically too warm or too cold? Cold, basically always freezing
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? having Easter breakfast (in my country we celebrate it two days)
5. what is your favourite candy bar? bounty
6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? I don’t think so
7. what is the last thing you said out loud? "bye” to my bf
8. what is your favourite ice cream? probably chocolate
9. what was the last thing you had to drink? orange juice
10. do you like your wallet? no not really
11. what was the last thing you ate? bread
12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? no
13. the last sporting event you watched? probably football or basketball not sure.
14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? I’m not really a fan of popcorn but probably sweet.
15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? a groupchat with my 3 studyfriends
16. ever go camping? Yes last year for the first time. I went with my bf on a camping roadtrip so we went to some place in Germany, Vienna, Budapest and Prague.
17. do you take vitamins? I have a shortage of vitamin D (surprise surprise) so I take tablets for that and just some multivitamin pill.
18. do you go to church every sunday? No
19. do you have a tan? HAHA. My skin unfortunately just doesn’t tan. Even when I tanned a bit people ask me why I’m so white.
20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? Chinese
21. do you drink your soda with a straw? I don’t really drink soda. Not at home at least so when I’m out it comes with a straw most of the time so I do yeah.
22. what colour socks do you usually wear? boring black ones
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? I unfortunately do. My instructor told me he thought I’d get a ticket for speeding in the first month I got my license. I’ve had it for 3 years now and I (luckily) didn’t get a ticket yet, but I drive to fast most of the time yeah.
24. what terrifies you? fish, heights sometimes, but mostly fish (and spiders)
25. look to your left, what do you see? my bookcase
26. what chore do you hate? mopping
27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? 5SOS
28. what’s your favourite soda? None
29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? Go in the fast food place. I’m too socially awkward for the drive-thru.
30. who’s the last person you talked to? My mum
31. favourite cut of beef? uuuuh steak?
32. last song you listened to? according to Spotify, Fearless
33. last book you read? I’m reading Moxie by Jennifer Mathieu (but i’ve been reading it for like 2 years and I still haven’t finished. I read like 2 chapters in 4 months).
34. favourite day of the week? saturday
35. can you say the alphabet backwards? yes
36. how do you like your coffee? doesn’t matter. I like black coffee, I like lattes. I don’t really drink it tho.
37. favourite pair of shoes? Sneakers
38. at what time do you normally go to bed? it used to be 11.30 In corona times usually 1 am.
39. at what time do you normally get up? 9am
40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunsets
41. how many blankets are on your bed? 1
42. describe your kitchen plates. white. just white.
43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? everything sweet. If it’s a cocktail I’m fine
44. do you play cards? Yes
45. what colour is your car? I don’t have one unfortunately, but I drive in my dad’s white car.
46. can you change a tire? No
47. what is your favourite province? I live in Zuid-Holland (South-Holland), so that probably lol
48. favourite job you’ve ever had? I’ve had two jobs and I enjoyed them equally. I had the most fun in the bakery I think
49. how did you get your biggest scar? Okay storytime. I was about 11 years old and we were playing on one of these zipline things (see picture). Ours had an artifical grassmat tho. So basically when I was younger we used to do this thing called the superman. Where you hang on the stool in like a superman way. which is fine if you are 6 and light as a feather, but not when you are eleven and getting kind of tall and heavy. Basically the first time I did it was fine, just a bit close to the ground but oh well. The second time my friend was holding on to the zipline and running while pushing me and she kept pushing when I went back to that little hill. I was too heavy, going too fast and bare in mind there was artificial grass involved. My chin and shoulder hit the hill and I grazed my chin and shoulder. My chin luckily didn’t scar but my shoulder did. So that’s how I got my biggest scar 🙂
50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? nothing yet
This took a long time @hoenyy @loveonniall wanna do this?
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wwow do i have d ad dy issues LMAO i’m watching criminal minds and there’s this sweet father/son moment and i’m over here holdin back tears bc guess whose dad is a pos xoxo that’s right rhys’ dad is a pos !!!
#╰ * ⋆ ☾ i. now you are dark‚ empty; now you are what bleeds the world of its beauty. ╱ ooc#prepare yourself for storytime in these tags.#long story short is that my father got slammed w/ a lawsuit by my mom last june bc hes been a dick and not paying for college#like he's supposed to by the statement on the divorce agreement#that HE SIGNED btw .. even if it was a LONG TIME AGO#HE STILL SIGNED IT !!!#and turns out (((:#he and my stepmom (((: just (illegally) adopted 2 children#(are caring for 2 kids that aren't theirs bc the kids' parent just got put in jail or sth ?? )#(and the kids' grandmother can't take care of them ??)#and apparently my stepmom quit her job and now she's home all day taking care of the 1yo !! sweet !!#and my dad is paying $700 monthly for daycare !!! SO NICE OF HIM ...#ahha okay so#when iw as in tx last summer he promised he'd come see me on a work trip or sth and he !! didn't !!#i haven't seen him since august now and he's been promising he'd come up to ma on a work trip to come see me right ?? WELL I FOUND OUT#THAT HE WAS HERE !!! IN MARCH !!!!!!!!! AND HE DIDN'T SEE ME#HIS OWN FUCKING FLESH AND BLOOD AND HE DIDN'T EVEN ! TRY ! AND HE CANCELLED DINNER THIS SATURDAY BECAUSE HE WAS FEELING#ILL ?? HE SAID 'I'M FEELING APPROXIMATELY 55.3%' LIKE EXCUSE FUCKING YOU WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN#okay im fine#NOT ?? I'M NEVER OGING TO BE FINE LMFAO BYE.
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ASTORIAAAAAAAA HELLO MY PRETTY GIRL
my bf is so hot bye- (you're hotter tho😼) hot fact no 1 he has very nice hands hot fact no 2 he wears a lot of silver rings and a chain oh my fucking hell anywhore we were hanging out today in the garden near my house (so the garden is divided into two parts one which is really popular? and busy like ppl go for walks jogging gossiping children's play area so blah blah that part of the garden is always filled w ppl now the part i and my bf were is kinda lonely literally almost zero people go there so yeah i think only i and he were present there at that moment...) SO PRETTY SURE YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAS SAYING i told him that i saw a really hot guy and started gushing about him bc yk he had tattoos lol and out of nowhere my bf holds my jaw turns me towards him kisses me so i shut up and after that sexy ass kiss he asks "wanna say that again?" 😟😳😫🥵🙏 PLEASE
i manifested benedict bridgerton since s1 i is afraid ppl will obsess over my bridgerton husband very soon
oh my jesus fucking christ my pussy does cartwheels good lord-
kathony be making the bi in confused bc idk who to simp for first
yk abhishek sharma kinda hot and cute both lol storytime: i was randomly roaming around when i saw him on tv and i asked my dad who is he and he said "bitch idk bio data nahi yaad rakha hai maine sare players ka" lol so i sat down and watched the entire srh vs gt bc i just had to know his name i'm pretty sure my dad must have thought "why tf is she willing watching cricket match and smiling" heheheh i stalked his insta later on and no i don't hate cricket i j don't understand sports by watching that's why i read sports romance that's the reason why i know basic info on so many spots lol lol lol silly goofy me
deadass
ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU BABY MWAH MWAH 💗✨
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i know i didn't ask anonymously heheh what about it🥰‼️
HELLO LOVELY!! ofc im hotter than him; that better be in your wedding vows.
HAHA he sounds like a prince charming. a very adorably possessive prince charming. IM SUPER GLAD YOURE LIVING OUT THE WATTPAD DREAMM DKSJ (also your garden sounds like a dream)
too late im already obsessing over him too. dw we can both have diff variants of him.
KATHONY IS EVERYTHING. its THE butterflies ship so yes.
i googled him and honestly, you can do better. he is cute tho so i see the appeal. and watching an entire match to stalk him is a whole new level of dedicated; im so proud of you.
flashback to when i was in 8th or smth and i had the hugest crush on yogesh from that dance show and i basically had a whole obsession era. but i cringe looking at his profile now so fml.
I LOVE YOU TOO. also should i even tag you as anon?? can i tag you as shae?? 👀👀
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Introducing: Random Storytimes
Since I tend to get bored and suddenly remember the most random events of my life I've decided to start posting random little storytimes about absolutely random things that have happened to me at some point in my life, which I hope you lot are going to enjoy at least a tiny little bit. Some of my stories might be quite funny, some might simply be very relatable, some might be a bit sad and some might literally be the most random bullshit ever, so buckle up for this CRAZY rollercoaster ride!
#this is basically just going to be me rambling about random shit#which is probably not even going to be that interesting#but i have a few quite funny stories i could tell#so maybe this isn't gonna be THAT big of a flop#it's my blog so i can ramble about whatever i want okay#even if it's just completely random bullshit#also you should probably be prepared for lots of sarcasm#and LOTS of terrible jokes and/or puns#because what would i be without terrible jokes and sarcasm#i need to stop tagging so much#bye#random storytimes
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