#and take care of your king

[neviayue]

a good bed | By Nevi Ayu E.

지욱아, 나는 네가 좋은 침대에서 촉감 좋은 이불을 덮고 잤으면 좋겠어 낮 동안 힘들거나 상처받는 일이 있더라도 집에 돌아와서 침대에 누우면 어느 나라 왕도 부럽지 않은 나는 나의 하나뿐인 왕이고 또 하나뿐인 백성이야 그러니까 나의 왕이 불편하지 않게 극진히 모시고 또 나의 백성이 굶주리지 않게 굽어살펴야 돼

Jiuk-ah, I'd like for you to sleep on a good bed and under a nice blanket pleasant to the touch. So that even if you encounter hard or hurtful things during the day, when you go home and lay down, it's so cozy you won’t be envious of any king. You are your only king and your sole subject. You have to treat your king with the utmost care so they feel comfortable and pay close attention to your subject so they don’t go hungry.

Haeyoung said this lot and Jiuk's translator just concluded it as a confession haha. 내 나라는 완전히 점령당했어, 옆 나라 폭군한테 My country is entirely occupied by the neighbouring country’s tyrant, flirting in ikea or is it home depot idk lol

Dialogue taken from Korean drama 손해 보기 싫어서 No Gain, No Love (2024) episode 8, written by Kim Hyeyoung.

[ghostvibesonly]

the siren confusing penelope’s instrument with polites’s is NOT helping the odysseus/polites brainrot

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

jon val jon or something

[huitandahalf]

I know that we got plenty of options as to how everything with the Ender King is going to go down, but a thought that has not left my mind was the idea of the Ender King downing qPhil in some way and taking him away. Which means there would be a chat message for all to see :)

For example :)

[ghoulspaw]

Jiro is so real

[possamble]

The hypocrisy of "I wasn't gonna be a kid forever" is devastating but we all knew she would be like this

[ducktracy]

so where is my 9 hour video essay on the mysterious origins of Porky’s presumed ex fling, “Lotta Pigge”

[duahauuoplanh]

From the first day we met, my world has always been full of you.

[theinnermechanismsofmymindtdp]

Obsessed with Karim and Miyana just casually drinking in like every leisure scene we see them in. A lot could be explained if it turned out they were just really fucked up in s6

[ganymedesclock]

nailing down Hero's design and his pastimes a little more. He's basically taken over a palace garden as his happy place / physical therapy thunderdome. Even if it's nicely insulated from the elements, he still needs to hide from the sun because his sheer capacity for light magic has progressively destroyed the pigmentation in his hair and skin. (Irony of ironies, considering his patron deity...)

Needless to say people are sometimes surprised to find out the raspy-voiced gardener is the king consort and legendary hero of light.

[t-u-i-t-c]

^important ^

[dedlit]

[starryhunbun]

people are saying Kaiser has eye problems because he cannonically wears glasses but they're literally just blue light glasses?

(unless it's a translation mistake)

They're not supposed to fix his eyesight they're used to protect your eyes from the bright light of monitors etc which means..

This bitch is sitting so often in front of monitors for a longer period of time that he needs to protect his eyes or else they might get damaged by staring too much at the displays. 💀

And you know what that reminds me of?

Oikawa fucking Tooru who probably wears glasses because he (despite everyone warning him) didn't stop staring at those bright displays in the middle of the night, rewatching every Match of his future opponent.

What do we learn from this kids? Do it like Kaiser and keep your eyes safe💀

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

I do find it kind of funny how everyone is taking the nyarlathotep thing bc they’re all taking it as validation where when I heard it I heard Harlan winding up to hit a bees nest and then go “FUCKING IDIOT SHUT UP.” Directly into my face about one of my fav theories. I need it on the record that this was a positive thing for me I love when Harlan is a bitch.

[ozlices]

nintendo het baiting w sidon and his fiancee only to pull the gayest shit ive seen in a While by having sidon renew his vows w link (they got married at the end of ruta’s quest in botw. obviously. clearly.) and giving him a power that lets him ‘stay by his side forever’. i see you husbands i am so glad your marriage is thriving. good for them. good for them. they also both have two hands for anyone who wants to pull any nonsense im js. there is room for yona she just has to understand link has held sidon’s heart for years first.

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

something about qbad mentioning how much horror he put red team thru every time purgatory gets brought up... something about how proud dapper was of him.

like this is just my late-night read but- it feels like guilt qbad is trying to twist into pride. he keeps needling away at it. “i killed them all, over and over and over again.” “they were hunted by a monster.”

it’s like- reassurance. like a nail he’s trying o beat into his head. he’s had SO much trouble with legitimately hurting his friends, despite making that vow all the way back when the eggs first went missing, despite all the tree talk and the promises to save the kids no matter what. He never faltered with elq, and that protected them. He keeps faltering now. Sometimes he doesnt remember the code, or cucurucho, or skeppy. But that doesnt matter, right? Because he’ll protect the eggs. He’ll be the monster. he is the monster. he can and he will protect them even as his seams start ripping and he keeps breaking further and further apart. even at his worst, he’ll do whatever he needs to protect the eggs.

he’ll be the monster. wont he?