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Fit: [After feeding Snoozer human flesh] I was just testing to see if it would eat human flesh. Do you like human flesh? [Snoozer shakes its head] Ok, well that's good! It's not gonna eat us, that's important.

Pili: Well I'm a cat, so... 🤷‍♂️

Fit: Wait, you're a cat? Show me your eyes, show me your eyes. ...Ok, they're both red, ok.

Pili: [Completely unprompted] No no, why would you say that, I'm not a vampire, Fit! No, I don't know what you're talking about!

Foolish: Oh, a vampire cat would be kinda cool.

Fit: A vampire cat though, that would be interesting!

Foolish: Do you know how to grow garlic?

Fit: Garlic? Oh why, 'cuz I'm Italian? WOW! WOWWW! WOW!

Pili: That is messed up, that is messed up, Foolish!

Fit: It's 2025 Foolish, come on! 🙄

Cannibalism, PTSD, cats, vampires, garlic, and accidental microaggressions (/j) on The Realm SMP.

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Fit: [After feeding Snoozer human flesh] I was just testing to see if it would eat human flesh. Do you like human flesh? [Snoozer shakes its head] Ok, well that's good! It's not gonna eat us, that's important.

Pili: Well I'm a cat, so...

Fit: Wait, you're a cat? Show me your eyes, show me your eyes.

Pili: Look at me in the eyes, Fit. What do you see?

Fit: Ok, they're both red, ok.

Pili: Don't look into my red eyes, that's really personal, man.

Fit: My apologies.

Pili: No no, why would you say that, I'm not a vampire, Fit! No, I don't know what you're talking about.

Foolish: Oh, a vampire cat would be kinda cool.

Pili: I don't even know what a vampire is anyways.

Foolish: Oh, ok. I never really considered that option.

Fit: A vampire cat though, that would be interesting!

Foolish: Do you know how to grow garlic?

Fit: Garlic? Oh why, 'cuz I'm Italian? WOW! WOWWW! WOW!

Pili: That is messed up, Foolish!

Fit: It's 2025 Foolish, come on!

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The dead, numb look on Phil's face as he just let his wings be clipped.

He's so used to it. Being forbidden from flying in every world that isn't his home one. He didn't even put up a real fight.

Everyone standing by and watching as he's forced to forfeit a part of his body. Again. Defending him, vouching for him. But it doesn't matter.

I'm already thinking about the fanart of the look on Phil's face as he watches his wings get destroyed. OUGH.

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Phil: [Typing in chat] poggies. Wheeeee!

Phil: Whoa, it's a Masterful? It's got fckin' 1000 durability, what the fckkkkkk. This'll last AGES!

Thanks to Sneeg, Phil finally has an elytra!

...Until the feds showed up and took it from him.

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Ros shared her pov of the trap btw!

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my collection

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Chatter highlight ♥️♥️♥️

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I cant wait for connor to be banned from twitter

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i dont think anyones mentioned this stream sniper yet but fucking hilarious name

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NOT CONNOR SAYIING HE LISTENS TO GRIMES AND THE LINE GOING SILENNNNTTTTT

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genuinely bdubs going on abt the pythagorean theorem and everybody being pretty convinced he's actually meaning fibonnaci sequence but then he hops into a different world and what do you know he's on some way more advanced math and ratio bullshit than chat could comprehend. i love him so much

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where’s connor’s “how has this man not been banned yet” compilation

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guys i found a 100+ page scholarly article about dream smp fandom and i'm not joking

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FUCKING SNIPEZA HOLY SHIT

FOR THOSE WHO CANT SEE: Charlie went microscopic and PHIL FUCKING SHOT HIM WHILE HE WAS SCURRYING AROUND 

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oh my god. how had i never picked up on purpled’s sassy ass “no i didn’t” until now. why is he the literal worst

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I hate him

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Pangi: Chat the second this whole faction thing is over and everyone loves each other again I’m gonna… make out with so many people… holy shit…

Pangi: I did not say that- I did not say that… Especially Clownpierce.. I mean- Uhh- I did not say that. I did not say that.