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Ilsa teaching Grace how to drive because that’s what they deserve.
Bonus: Alanna is not happy.
#i would like to think ilsa loves terrorizing alanna#and stealing her shit#lovingly#this is how mi7 ended right?#ilsa faust#alanna mitsopolis#white widow#grace mission impossible#mission: impossible#mission impossible#dead reckoning part one#mission impossible dead reckoning#mi7#this is such a shitpost#ilsa faust my beloved#alanna mitsopolis my beloved#grace my beloved#magnolia draws
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stan teaches stan jr. a very important life lesson
#stan 🤝 cats <stealing shit for fun#inspired by how my cat will literally try to climb my arm to steal food out of my hand#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stanford pines#stanford filbrick pines#stan twins#sea grunks#another drawing idea i had for this was ford finding jr has a stash of wallets she stole LMAO (like how cats like to stash their toys)#but i got lazy lol#maybe one day ill draw it#i also need to make stan jr a ref so i can give her a fur pattern and stuff so expect another stan jr post sometime eventually
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Gotham was welcoming of Amity Parkers.
not as loving as with her own but she was way more patient with the people of her friend that any other outsiders.
so the people of Amity those Liminal and aware of her tried to pay her kindness back, to a reasonable degree of course but they could help and she let them stay so they did.
Paulina took it upon herself to make a nice place in the fashion district, she sold some charms to help with the curses as much as she could.
Sam being Sam opened a surprisingly Ivy Approved community garden and was very hard to convince not to join the Eco-terrorist but they managed to, thankfully.
the Fentons designed filters to help the 'Parkers but it was good for the city too if too little to do much.
Val hadn't moved here (yet) but she visited often enough and each visit volunteered somewhere.
Gotham grown to adore them almost as their own, she even hid them from the bats for a while to let them settle (and maybe help her more before her Knight inevitably got paranoid)
Gotham laughed when her King stumbled into her Red Knight, you could hear it in subtle ways the sounds of the night flowed just a little too much like a giggle.
Hood did deserve more good things she's proud of herself!
#gotham city#city spirit#amity park#liminal amity park#dpxdc prompts#dead on main ship#dead on main#jason todd x danny fenton#the bats are paranoid™#and gotham knows it#she still adores her knights but she's gonna give the parkers some time to prepare#not her problem if they don't do that#Gotham is a little shit#Valerie is Halfa-ajaisent#Gotham and Amity Park city spirits are friends#Danny gets dating advice from his ghost friends#it shouldn't work but it does because jason#danny may or may not steal Jokers kneecaps#damn i want to read that#feel free to use#please do repost#good fenton parents#if a little overexcited#they are very happy danny found someone and don't care that he's a crime lord#Jack is a meta#because yes#they come home for holidays#amity park holidays#people think it's a joke but the violently happy holidays of amity are real#amity may or may not be in the Zone sometimes
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it's not fair. you should have been mine.
#tired of being popular im going back to posting fanart for books published 30 years ago#PATIENCE CALLS FITZ MY BOY/MY SON AND/OR FITZ CRIES IN HER ARMS IN BOOK TWO PETITION!!!#assassin's apprentice#farseer trilogy#my art#forgor to sign this one. i never really know whether or not to sign like does it really matter. is anyone stealing this. who gives a shit.
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This really was the moment when we knew Kassandra was the best girl around tho
#Kassandra is introduced and is looking all wistful and majestic#then someone yells at her and calls her a shit face and she gets punched in the nose#in the most cartoonish way possible that makes it clear she is in fact a shit face#and then we get to know her noble background and tragic backstory#and then she’s stealing a man’s prosthetic eye and shoving it up a goats ass#the most compelling character in all of literature#Kassandra#assassin’s creed odyssey
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I think I got a name now
I think imma call this head canon Stolen Credit Card Chronicles.
These fashion sisters should steel Audrey’s credit card on a weekly basis to just have some kind of therapy for having a shitty mom. Retail Therapy.
#Chloe and Zoe steal their moms credit card and bond by spending her money on clothes#zoe lee#chloe bourgeois#zoe and chloe#adventures at the mall#stolen credit card chronicals#headcanon#bee miraculous#Audrey Bourgeois is a terrible mother#they never buy from their mom’s fashion brand#boycott that shit#miraculous ladybug#mlb#Stolen Credit Card AU
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Charlie: Angel is smiling, did something happen?
Angel: What? I can’t smile just ‘cause I feel like it?
Husk: Valentino tripped and fell in the parking lot.
#Angel: *snorting helplessly*: he’s so fUckin’ blind and TOTALLY ate shit I haven’t laughed that hard in DECADES#Angel: I mean he beat the shit out of me afterwards- but you know- worth it#husk: *currently bandaging angel* was it?#angel: oh absolutely#husk: *sighing* I mean it WAS pretty hilarious#Charlie: 😍#Vaggie: get a fucking room#angel: WE ARE LITERALLY IN MY ROOM WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#preferably from husk#huskerdust#borrowed from incorrectborhapquotes#I just need to see Valentino eat shit#-Angel dust probably#Angel dust#husker hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#hazbin angel dust#husk/angel#they’re in love your honor#husk knowing Angel can handle himself but practically itching to take a shot at Valentino#Angel is a BAMF#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#niffty manages to steal the voxtv footage of Valentino falling and presents it to Angel#he watches it every day#(pssst niffty was the one who tripped Val)#he never saw it coming#she can’t wait to add the whole moth to her collection
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crazy way to find out 🤯
#rwby#strq#summer rose#qrow branwen#rosebird#my art#raven & tai are just chilling. in cedar rapids.#qrow: u good? summer ordering her third cherry lemonade: everything reminds me of her...#“you like girls-” [qrow immediately remembers that one time summer made a list of every actress she would smash.]#what would his actual reaction be. honestly i've never thought about it. he'd probably be like “lmao cool.” or something#he's just there to me. summer & raven are on a burger date and he steals ravens fries when summer kisses her crazy.#in my head its literally just rosebird doing shit & qrow chilling in the back at all times. tai's holding up a “i luv my 2 wives sign”#raven: i kinda want summer to do crazy things to me.#tai: whoa that's crazy 🤯 wanna help me with this dolphin puzzle while we sort those feelings out?
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how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!
@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.
(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)
(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)
That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.
So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.
In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#changeling danny au#danielle fenton#danny phantom#still no mention of DPXDC yet so i'm adding the DP tags if thats alright lmao#how do you clone a fey? trick question! you can't. you can only make something that's not-quite fey but has ties to them.#dani's fey ancestry is an ounce of water compared to the bucket of everything else. which is more than the drop in the pond compared to jac#but not quite as powerful as changeling daniel. whose more fey than human at this rate. which is very fun to think about in terms of#his rogues haha. imagine going into the human realm about to cause chaos only to come face to face with a baby fey. a changeling.#i'd simply pass away a second time. where is your parent. human raised or otherwise?? are they nearby??? shit i thought fey hated urban#cities. what are YOU doing here baby man. im going to get eaten holy fuck. that's so many teeth.#. oh. oh you think you're a ghost. hm. hmhm. i can work with that. lets just. make sure you keep thinking that okay :) great :))#like jumpscare dude. i just saw my afterlife flash before my eyes. hello unsupervised fey child. holy fuck are you teeny tiny.#vlad probably uses some of his own dna to get the halfa effect so really dani's more of a lab grown *half* sister. Danny's gonna end up#stealing her anyways in the end. his sister now :). non-human danny my beloved#catch me using fey and fae interchangeably. my bad#some food for thought sorry if its hard to understand.#steal thy name. eat thy face fey
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[id: a colored, digital drawing of link and tetra from the wind waker. link carries a huge, leaking bag of rupees as he runs, eyes wide and nervous. he looks slightly bewildered. tetra runs alongside him, grin wide and looking a bit smug. they are both people of color and have curly hair. link is in his hero's set and tetra in her pirate's set. end id]
(trade w @islandlobster ) anyway i just think she'd be a bad influence
#doodles#loz#ww#legend of zelda#wind waker#link loz#tetra loz#but dw she's normal about it. i think he'd tell her he doesn't like stealing#and she'd be like 'ok what if we just steal from people we know suck'#and he's instantly fine w it#he still feels a bit weird abt it tho lol#he likes to say he's a pirate and swear and curse but when it comes to actual pirate shit it's like#he's a lil confused but he's got the spirit!#3/28/24
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@enraptureenchanted suggested the idea of an untitled goose game style Matilduck and, well,
#I should get around to drawing her stealing shit for sonetto#‘ayo why’s that duck trying to grab a poetry book’#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 fanart#art#fanart#matilda bouanich#reverse 1999 matilda#myart#reverse 1999 meme#meme
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Sanji having crush on Usopp since very beginning of their friendship but the one of the first things he hears from him is about Kaya. He connects the dots (correctly or not) that she is his girlfriend and since then suffers in silence because he doesn't want to be a homewrecker
#because stealing ladies from their dates at Baratie was fair as it was lady choosing she prefers Sanji#but stealing partner from a lady? he doesn't know kaya and if it's true honest love he has no right to take it away from her#she deserves it more than he does#plus if she really is that amazing and sweet how can he compete with her?#he just joined crew so they don't exactly know how he hides his feelings#so he is quite successful#Sanji is loud with love but silent with more bitter feelings <3#one piece#black leg sanji#god usopp#kaya one piece#sanuso#usosan#one piece live action#opla#sleep deprived post#may talkin shit#may delete later#someone probably already did this
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Because of all the amazing Agatha that Billy found..
I am chosing to believe that Every. Single. Kathryn Hahn character is Agatha
And no I don’t mean Agatha varients
I mean Agatha just fucking around pretending to be different people all in one life. In one universe.
#I wholeheartedly believe Agatha has been Doc Ock in her own universe for shits and giggles#I feel it in my soul that she MARRIED and DIVORCED Charles Boyle and then taunted him by stealing his sperm#you live that long you end up just doing stuff#because why not#agatha harkness#agatha all along#kathryn hahn#mcu#marvel#spider man: into the spider verse#doc ock#olivia octavius#brooklyn nine nine#b99#brooklyn 99#charles boyle#eleanor horstweil#kate's post
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Catwoman's new sidekick (dc x dp)
This is very loosely inspired by this prompt. Enjoy the blurb:)
Danny didn’t really like guns. Not the ecto-weapons his parents made, but the actual bullet-filled guns. He knew how to use them, as that was what his parents had based themselves off of to create their own ectoplasm-powered version of it, but he didn’t like them. So when he’d found one not only loaded, but with the safety off in his apartment’s garbage bin, he’d plan to take it and go throw it in the river to make sure nobody would get to use it. Danny wasn’t exactly shocked to see it, this was Gotham after all, but it was a bit of a nasty surprise to say the least. It wasn’t like it could really hurt him anymore, it seemed halfas had a sort of built-in instinct for going intangible (which had explained why the Nasty-Burger-explosion-that-never-happened hadn’t affected him despite being taken completely by surprise).
Not to mention he was already in a bad mood at the news that Vlad was in the city right now for some rich guy nonsense, which Danny was 100% sure meant the fruitloop was going to come by to bother him at some point in the next few days.
“Hello, Daniel,” came Vlad’s voice from behind him as if summoned.
“Get away from me, you creep,” Danny answered, not turning around. Instead, he started walking in the opposite direction.
“Is that anyway to talk to your unckie Vlad?” The man said with his smarmy tone. “And I came by such a long way to come see you.”
“You saw me, now you can leave.” Danny didn’t bother turning his head as Vlad caught up so they were walking side by side.
The billionaire tsked as he looked around. “It’s such a shame you live in such a poor neighbourhood. You know the offer to pay for your tuition is still open.”
“Not in a million years,” Danny answered dryly.
“You’re just as stubborn as my dear Madeleine used to be,” Vlad sighed and Danny felt the disgust twist his features into a grimace.
“Still being a creepy disgusting old loner, Vlad?” Danny snarked. “How many cats are you on, number 5?”
There was flash of anger in the older man’s eye before he smirked. “And how is dear Danielle these days, it’s been so long since she came by. I think she’ll be due for another meltdown soon.”
On impulse, Danny raised the gun, knowing full well the man would go intangible faster than any bullet and pointed it at Vlad. “Don’t you dare touch her.”
“Oh please, Daniel,” Vlad scoffed. “What are you going to do, shoot me?”
“Maybe,” Danny retorted.
“It wouldn’t change anything,” Vlad dismissed.
“Might make me feel better,” Danny said even as he lowered the gun a bit, knowing it wouldn’t do anything.
Vlad knew this just as well, and he sneered before turning his back to Danny and walking away with a parting shot. “I always get what I want, Daniel. Whether it’s through you or her.”
The gun that Danny had lowered slightly now came back up. He was so tempted to empty the stupid thing at Vlad, no matter if it would all pass through him. Before he could do anything though, a voice from above sounded.
“He’s not worth it, kid.”
Danny looked up to find the masked face of Catwoman peering down on him.
“He deserves worse than this,” Danny said, mind still on the temptation of shooting at Vlad’s intangible back. This was a deserted part of the city, it wasn’t like it would hurt anyone else.
“I promise there are better ways to make him pay,” Catwoman answered.
Danny scoffed bitterly. “Vlad’s so rich, he can pay off anyone and cover up any scandal I could think of.” And if money didn’t work, there was always straight-up overshadowing innocent bystanders.
The masked woman hesitated for a while before she called down determinately. “Look, get rid of the gun, and I promise I’ll help you make him pay.”
“Really?” Danny wasn’t too sure what that entailed but anything that would hinder Vlad was a go for him. “You promise?”
“I do,” she stated with conviction. “But you have to lose the gun.”
“Yeah, ok,” Danny said. He was going to do it anyways, but if she wanted it gone even faster, Danny wasn’t going to argue.
Selina watched as her new sidekick dropped off the gun into the river. It fell in with a splash that had something in her curling comfortably. Maybe Bruce was really rubbing off on her if she was picking up strays
But, Selina had a good feeling about this. Talking a kid out of murder had been how Batman had gotten his first Robin, after all.
#Selina takes Danny in to prevent him from murdering Vlad#Meanwhile it has not registered for Danny that she might think he wanted to kill the fruitloop#Catwoman showing off her new sidekick: yeah I talked him out of murdering someone#Danny being like cat woman this is such an honour owo#Danny gets to learn how to steal shit from rich people#He's really liking it#Plus Selina calls him kitten which makes him feel all kinds of fuzzy feelings inside#She's his cat mom now#Anybody even try and put a finger on Danny's new cat mom is going to suffer the consequences#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp xdc#catwoman#maybe a lil bit flirty vibes with one of the batfam?#roxpox#roxpoxwrote#i'm so tired guys
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speedrun drawings for my nevermoor playlists
#nevermoor#cadence blackburn#ezra squall#morrigan crow#odd trio but they’re the only ones who fit into my taste in music 👀#cadence is tired of their shit and I love her#I’m probably never gonna make my playlists public so…if anyone wants to steal these for your own playlists go for it#inspired by those playlist covers @magentasnail made because they’re so pretty and I can’t use the same 3 drawings for all my playlists lol
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"Lair sweet lair, alley-oop!" "Woah, Dr. D? What are you doing?" "Why carrying you over the treshold of course. Isn't that what one does when entering a new lair?" "I'm pretty sure this is a wedding tradition." "I see nothing wrong with practicing that as well."
#It's their carribean lair but they rebuild it again-again#Carry her- hold her- never let her go#they give small pecks and kisses against each other's cheek#little butterfly kisses against forehead#nothing's better than coming home to a nice and cool lair after a long day of stealing shit#drakken#dr drakken#drdrakken#shego#Kim Possible#KimPossible#dr. drakken#drakgo#drakken x shego#shegoxdrakken
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