#and sorry for all the emojis hhh

[whatdoyouneedsugar]

(The anon that said he came 4 times, hiii hello! I'm gonna use the 🐸 emoji as my tag, if that's okay?)

Yes, my pussy was VERY messy after so many orgasms. It's not the biggest number I've hit, but sometimes I'm just too tired to keep going...

Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you for the treat, Miss!!! (Idk if it's okay to call you Mommy or if that's reserved) Honestly, seeing your pictures just made me needy again, but I can't touch right now, so my head is just getting really fuzzy and my face is warm and I want to play with my pussy so bad :(

After seeing your beautiful tiddies and now being super fuzzy, all I can imagine is kneeling at your feet while you have your legs spread open, exposing yourself to me but not yet letting me please you or myself. I desperately shift my hips. My jaw aches from being so tense. All I want is to lean in and start licking your clit and pussy, pleasing you, hoping to earn some praise and make you feel good. Or maybe you'd let me suck on your nipples for a bit before I move to your pussy. While I suck, maybe you could lightly touch my wet pussy, teasing me so I make more pathetic noises against your skin.

Hhh wanna be a good, needy boy for you and make you feel good, Miss! But I would also very much love for you to ruin my pussy so I can fall asleep on your tiddies, too 🥰

They look so comfy! (Sorry for the long anon, I got a little carried away...and horny, oops)

- 🐸

Takes very little to make your head all fuzzy, baby. If you get like that from two pictures imagine after I tease you all over without ever touching your pussy. I bet it's really easy to make you cry, honey. It's okay, it's what soft boys like you were made for. And since you're so sweet and asked nicely, yes, you can call me mommy in these asks, if you want.

You'd look so pretty sucking on my tits, moaning while i finger you slowly. Or I could have a vibrator inside you on the lowest setting while you're between my legs, hands behing your back, your face pushed against my panties. You can rub your nose and cheeks on me, but you can't taste me. You'll have to come first, just from the smallest stimuli of the vibrator and mommy's pussy that close to you. I'll stoke your hair and praise you, encourage you, tell you how beautiful you are, how good you're doing. And you can take as long as you want, baby, no rush, but you'll only get mommy's pussy when you come.

I can imagine how swollen and sensitive that pussy will be when you finally come and i make you lay back and show it to me. After being stimulated for so long, the lightest touch will make you flinch. And I could have mercy on you and stop, just let you eat me out and then kiss you until you fell asleep... but your gasps and whines sound so good when i use your overwhelmed pussy. If you didn't want mommy to do it, you shouldn't sound so pretty when you cry, honey. It's not my fault.

[mint-yooxgi]

i have come back from the dead and realized that NO ONE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT BUNNY!JONGHO BECAUSE PLEASE THAT IS SO ADORABLE 🥺🥺 the amount of times i reread the bunny!jongho scenes bc i was just melting imagining him being all cuddly as a bunny

also how've you been !!!! i missed writing to you hhh im sorry uni has been a pain in the ass lately ;((

– 🧸

I was waiting for someone to mention bunny!Jongho and I'm so glad you did!!! (Funnily enough, I always associate your emoji with Jongho cause I want OC to call him teddy bear at some point in HC. That, and Ursaring lol) I have plenty more animal!Jongho & woo planned for the future chapters hehehe so I hope you look forward to them!!

And I've been good!!! I’m feeling much better now and my cough is 99% gone now!! And omg, don’t even worry!! Life happens! I hope you’ve been doing well and uni hasn’t been too hectic lately!

[bnesszai]

heyy! for the truth or dare ask game: 🥤🛼🍬? <3

Hello and welcome to my mess of a blog!

Explain wip in 5 emoji:

🌹🍷😥❤️🩵

This is bad. I'm sorry godnfosnfos this is really hard

Recommend a fic/author

Anything by halfbloom, all of their fics are incredible. This is one of the fluffiest ones

Unpopular opinion about fandom/character

Hhh everyone is asking my unpopular opinions recently and i really just have no idea jcosnfos I'm sorry. It's kind of answered here

Asks!

[mainvocaljin]

hello angels!! 🥰 it’s the 6th anniversary of this blog soon so i decided to make this post to thank you all! this blog went through a lot in those 6 years and some of you have been with me since the beginning and some i just met recently. in any case i want to thank you all for laughing with me, freaking out with me, crying with me, suffering with me, and most importantly for staying with me and making me feel less lonely during this crazy year 💘 i’m truly thankful for every single interaction, be it a simple like on a post or a lovely message, it all means a lot to me!! 💖 i appreciate all the positive vibes on my dash and seeing your content every day makes me happy and i love you and appreciate you all very much and i always always wish the best for you 💕💫💗🌼💓✨💘🌈💖🌸💝

i hope you can enjoy these last few days of 2020 and i wish you all the happiness, health, love, success, money, and luck for the new year!! 💝🍀❣🥳💰💞🌟

it’s never been easy for me to make friends and i’m rarely the one who starts talking to people so i wanna thank @bethe-flower @jinstantnoodle @kimchitae and @wabisaba for talking to me first, for being there for me, supporting me and putting up with my nonsense regularly, you’re the best 💘

♡ 0 – g ♡

@01jk @1996joy @1ovegf @5eokjin @agustdd2 @angelcupid @astateofsomeconfusion @baehyungs @balenciaguks @bangtanisinfinity @becomewings @bitoftaewithsugaandkookie @bluengrey @bluseokjin @boyswith-luv @breadlov @btsaudge @btsbias @cappiecat @celestialyoons @crytaeby @cuddlehakyeon @cutesunggyu @daechwita @darlingjoon @dis-easemp3 @dontletdonghaedrive @dreamerxfimprobabledreams @emojihobi @eternallyjimin @everythingoes @faceyourself @fairykuromis @flowerkth @flowerseok @flytomyjoon @gatsbyjoon @glossmyg @gothboyjeon @gukssunshine @guktro

♡ h – j ♡

@halcyonamgi @hcseokie @hibbycus @himbojin @hobicorn @hongjoongkims @hosnack @hotgirlsana @houseofarmanto @hwnqjins @iart1992 @ilivesoilove @iloveujkk @iloveyoubangtan @iridesant @isthisatlantis @itsyodots @j1ns @jcngkooks @je0n @jeonnings @jeons-love @jiminfilter @jiminhearts92 @jiminmochis @jinare @jincrediblez @jinismymoon @jinggukie @jinglebellrock @jinmas @jinmoon87 @jinniesgf @jinsbts @jinsgalaxy @jinsglasses @jinsjjk @jinsparklyeyes @jintae @jinv @jins-kiss @jknamgi @jksmoongf

♡ k – p ♡

@kah-97 @keepingitkpop @kimcutieseokjin @kimnamtaejin @kimseokin @kimseokjinss @kkochobi @knjz @kodzukenns @kooksmos @kooktime @kpopakamylife @ksj1 @ksjmoon @ktaejin @lifegoesonn @looneyjoonie @lovejeons @luvsjoon @majoretph96 @mangopandaxx @mapofseven @marvelousbangtan @matchaminn @memeofthesoul @minsugagal @minyoongsueit @moongeuk @moonxtaejin @motseven @mvpksj @mygsii @mykrokosmo @naegasam @namgiseokpd @namjoonbaby @namjoonseuphoria @namjoons-gf @namseokzip @neyanim @npanman @nvmguk @ocasos @ourseokmin @paradisesgf @penny44224 @pjmsdior @prodagustd

♡ r – z ♡

@r-jin @rapmooni @rayofyoongi @rosatae @saffronbun @seokjinniesmoon @seokjinsel @seokjinsgf @seokjinyoongis @seoksjin @se0kluvr @sifer @silvertae @smallkore @snowjins @sodie-pops @softboyfriendtae @softlyjins @soowoopl @spaceboyjoon @srndptjimin @staious @stardustyoongi @starrytae @staygguks @strawbrrydreams @taegiseok @taehopegalaxy @taehyungsjuicybooty @taejoonies @taesaqua @taeseokjins @taetaez @taeyjin @telepathygf @ttalgirumz @togeinumakii @utopiajeon @vangoghwhore @vante-love @walewalentina @whyjjks @winterprinzjin @worldwide-jin @yna96hye @yoongus @yoonjeen @zelda438 

[iamghxst]

I wanna work on replies but like,,, I feel so crappy. Why is existing hard?? I’m looking forward to all these interactions but I...Can’t make words!? Hate it here. I blame tumblr for my ineptitude. 

[channoticedmeuwu]

′`“„ texting donghyuck “„′`

okay babes

Let's get into it

You see that man right up there?

Yeah that is my bias guys ma mans

that's ma BOIIII

Okay anyways you can see I am fucking whipped

But like now that that is out of the way

How hyuck would text you!

Leggo!

*screams*

overview

OKAY SO lemme just say

Convos w ma mans (aka hyuck) would be like very,,,,visual

Yeah

V i s u a l

now you must be working

"kai wtf what do you mean visual????"

Broskis I mean that my guy speaks in reaction memes and gifs.

liTERally

This man has a meme for EVERYTHING

you wanna grab pizza? *Inserts mingi thumbs up meme*

you wanna cuddle? *Inserts mingi thumbs up meme*

you wanna get married? *Inserts-*

You get the picture uknow

BUT LIKE I'm sure he has more than just one mingi meme lmao JFHDJF

but see, he likes to make things more livelier

Says that it

• “freshens up the conversation~”

— donghyuck, most probably

But like YES and are we complaining?

You : yea—

me : NO WE ARE NOT

Moving on!

So yeah basically his convos are BARELY dry like your dms are flooding with hydrated texts like desert who?

gifs, reaction memes, fun and cute texts, the mingi thumbs up meme, you nAME IT

This man will SUPPLY

when he texts first

Okay so I mean idk if I made it obvi or not but hyuck looks for a convo

He's pretty much head over heels for me you let's face it

So you can already imagine him staring all heart googly eyes at the phone waiting for your name to pop up on the screen

*shudders*

BUT ANYWAYS yes he loves a convo

And when your name doesn't pop up he's all pulling up his sleeves, ready to take matters into his own hands

Boi he's about to show you what's up >:(

*inhales*

"bABIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

^ I'm sure you can hear donghyuck saying that don't eVEN lie to me right now

"what?"

"iM BOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUU"

*melts*

AAAJHDKDHD

Sorry I'm just hhh I'm so whipped

Okay so yes, you can visualize that

His texts are not very dry, like I've mentioned before

He usually

Texts

Like

This

To piss you off uknow

But sometimes he'll text in a whole paragraph depending on his tone and how hes feeling and how the conversation is going uknow

it's easy to read him but even easier to read him in texts because

He texts

Like

This

When he's like JFJDHDJ I LOVE YOU AND IM BORED mode

But somehow the conversation drifts from spider monkey from Ben 10 to how petty people can get over small things and how meaningless it is considering humans are LITERALLY on a blue and green floating rock in outer space

And it's not awkward or anything

Just real and happy and true

There's no filter with donghyuck nawwww

He's gonna tell you everything and anything that he considers to be important to the conversation

And it's very cute and usually he ends with a "okay baby igtg now :( I'll see you later!"

Or something like that

Usually doesn't use emojis unless he's being sarcastic or if it's an absolute necessity

But definitely doesn't use this emoji 😂

I'm sorry I am scared of whoever uses it the power you hold

But yes sometimes things will come up and he'll be all "bABEEEE I love you and all but I have a little things to go over :( see you!"

And you respond happily and so does he

And the conversation ends without anything weird uknow

*faints* MARRY ME YOU COWARD

when you text first

Now as much as I hate to admit it, donghyuck is usually NOT staring at his phone all heart googly eyes waiting for your name to pop up on his phone screen

Because he's a MAN now he has BIG BOY WORK

so he's minding his business doing his big boy work all :]]] "hm hm hm hm hm" like mordecai and rigby from the regular show

When his phone goes "pa pIIIng" and he looks over and sees your beautiful beautiful name on his phone

Then he picks his phone up all weirdly and places it high in the air and mutters some weird shit in latin-

I mean then he proceeds to smile to himself ugh marry me

And then he replies to you

Most of the time your texts aren't a conversation starter, just a small question like "lunch this Friday?" Or "hey, have you seen my socks?"

But even that is enough for him uknow

Like Oh mY God tHEY TEXTED MEEEE

*screech*

DONGHYUCK WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE JDBDJD GODDAMN

*settles hair* LOOK WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO SMH

Anyway

Yes

Whenever he's busy he's sure to phrase his words in a way to not make them accidentally aggressive because we all know how texts can be precieved ://

So he usually responds w "babe I'm a lil busy rn but I'll text you soon <333" or "argh babe you're so adorable but my work wants to snatch me away from you >:(("

cutie

JDBFKDJFFHFH MARRY ME

In the end he's very very very cute

Also this is the meme I was talking ab

JDIDKDKDDJODHFIFJF ITS FUNNY OKAY DIDNDKFB

But yeah, texting donghyuck is like fun bc a) doesn't leave you on read b) uses memes and gifs that are ACTUALLY FUNNY c) isn't a dry texter d) the convo NEVER gets weird or awkward

AJSBKDHFKF sure fights happen ngl

When fights happen he usually takes forever to type something

And when he finally hits the send button you have a whole essay to read

But ofc you're not any LOWER than my mans here

So you return the favor

Either of you give in bc who tf has time for a fucking essay

And the fights are STUPID TOO like "do we have one butt or two?"

LIKE EXCUSE ME

No one is going to read a fucking essay trying to convince them that there are TWO BUTTs

There's one butt and two buttcheeks btw just saying

so yeah fights are stupid between you too and if it gets real heated or serious (which means you're not arguing about bUTTS)

Then he just calls you

He doesn't want something serious to be just put off on text

And I think that is very charming of him

Now you may all excuse me

I shall go and cry

*sighs blissfully* donghyuck

OKAY BYE UWYWWWYWY

nct dream : masterlist

nct 127 : masterlist

main taglist (hmu guys) : @vera-liscious @kisshim @allegxdly @stayctday  @yunntext @kunrengui

[alfiescookies]

|| Hetalia characters + Their texting style!

Notes: some swear words, idk i cant really describe things well without them sorry

America: Uses a lot of emojis ironically and also doesnt use punctuation marks unless in very serious occasions. Switches between being a quick texter and taking hours to reply.

England: Very formal and careful texter, you can barely ever find typos in his texts. No emojis most of the time. He’s just a boomer smh

France: Not that normal but does use punctuation marks a lot. Usually tries to respond to your text as soon as he gets it. Uses emojis occasionally, mostly uses heard emojis and like,, smiling happy ones

Canada: very quick texter. Usually uses emoticons instead of emojis. He uses emoticons and “!!!” to express his emotions more clearly.

Russia: Hhh he’s soft through text too,,, he uses the happy emoticons and emojis and also likes to add the sunflower emoji at the end of messages for no reason. Uses punctuation well and often. If he’s texting angerly the mf will end ur whole career with his comebacks cuz he’d get more time to think them out

China: contrary to popular belief, yes china can infact text. When it comes to texting his fingers are the quickest in the east! Considering the fact that he texts quickly his texts will sometimes have typos. Doesn’t use normal emojis only uses emoticons (rarely). He likes to express his excitement or other feelings through punctuation marks

Japan: just like irl, he seems very calm through text. Usually uses formal language but when he is texting with people he’s close to he will occasionally use those japanese emoticons

N. Italy: used to use uwu, owo and all that jazz, his brother threatened him to stop. He texts slowly cuz sometimes he forgets where certain letters are on the keyboard and has to look for them. Doesn’t care much about punctuation and likes to use emojis a lot. Genuinely belives that you only use emojis to portray what you are feeling at the moments honestly and so he gets confused with America.

Romano: texts quickly and has many many typos. he will also leave u on read if u piss him off even slightly. Uses emojis only with people he trusts (which means no one 💔) and will not use “😂” unless at gunpoint

Spain: this bitch takes mf hours to reply. Istg it’s like he texts smth waits for a reply then throws his phone across the Mediterranean. It will be annoying to text with him so if you have anything important to say, i advise you to call him instead. Whenever he does text he usually uses a lot of emojis unironaclly, used “😂” regularly.

Prussia: Quick texter, many typos and errors. Doesnt give two shits about punctuation and uses emojis a lot, mostly ironically but is it even ironic at this point😞

Germany: His texting is the embodiment of 😐 but it’s not on purpose I promise. He is very formal and is quick to reply whenever anyone texts him. Typos? What are those? Istg it’s like he’s writing a report. probably uses grammarly

[katsuriin]

can i request headcanons with the third gym squad when they see their fem!s/o on a wedding dress like, she was helping the photography club by being a model, just pure fluff 👉👈

❥Tsukki, Akaashi, Kuroo and Bokuto seeing their fem!s/o in a wedding dress

wc: 0.7k

fem!reader

a/n: first anon request!! y'all are so good at coming up with ideas dang :') got a little short but I didn't want it to be repetitive sorry nonnie ^^' thank you for the req with some of my favourite dorks boys!! <3

you told him to wait for you at the gates after vb practice because you were staying behind to help a club and that's all he knew

so when he decided just to come and pick you up anyway he was practically speechless when he saw you in a floor length white gown

not that anyone could tell he was speechless because,,, he talks to like 3 people only

you hadn't noticed him yet but when you did you gave him the biggest, prettiest smile

boy was stuNNED OKAY HJHKH it was like a scene straight out of a shoujo manga or something like he wouldn't even have the capacity to make his sarcastic comments omG

you go to change but yk walking in heels and such a long dress is difficULT so you ask him to help you and this boy finally comes to is senses and blushes so lightly

you take his arm as you walk carefully to the changing room and his mind is going 100 miles per second because it literally looks like you both just got married jfjdfh

he wouldn't say much but when you're alone he'll stop you by the arm just to look at you in the stunning dress, you'll both stand there for a bit him just staring at you fondly hhh its so sweet kjdksjdks with this small smile on his face

the whole time you're blushing like crazy which makes him think you're even cuter if that's possible

hugs you for a while and give you smol kisses before letting you go

when you get distracted looking at your phone he'll definitely snap a couple of pictures real quick because your just sO pretty to him

baby is so so soft and it gives him a whole other type of domestic feels

like he knows you're both still young but it makes him think about a future with you in it and he loves the idea of it so much

seeing you in the dress definitely confirms his thoughts-he wants to spend the rest of his life with you 🥺🥺

he'd have to wait a little while for you to be finished but the whole time he would be staring at you with a soft smile

so tsukki would go kind of quiet right? akaashi would be the opposite

he would shower you with compliments the second you two are alone because baby is still a bit shy

"hm it suits you a lot" "you look very pretty" "I love you" "you should model more often [y/n]"

would be all soft and cute and would ask the photography club to send him a couple of the pictures when you've gone to change

bonus: you'd ask him to unzip the dress at the back and respectful king would do it then wait outside with his head against the cold window because you're going to be the deaTH of him

cocky little shit but you love him for it

"ah you didn't tell me we were getting married already"

your personal hype man oh my goD

would compliment you throughout the shoot making you smile so much

when the club leaves, he'll pull you in for a hug and literally be the softest baby ever

I'm talking about forehead kisses and whispered compliments

"you look so stunning baby"

mfer wouldn't even let you waLK when you go to get changed

literally picks you bridal style heh and takes you to the changing rooms

you both are just giggly happy messes and it definitely mirrors the situation you find yourself in 5 years down the line, if you get where I'm coming from 👀👀

literally in awe the whole time, the human version of the 🥺🥺 emoji

he'd be silent for like 5 minutes to process how pretty you look before loudly complimenting you for the rest of the session 

"WOW YOU LOOK AMAZING [Y/N] !!!!!!"

would definitely pout when you have to take it off ksjdsjd

"WHY CAN'T YOU CARRY ON WEARING IT?" 'baby people will stare' "I'LL PUNCH THEM (ง •̀_•́)ง"

is like an overexcited puppy when is he not as he walks you home just complimenting you non stop before you cover his mouth in embarassment ghjhadhjhj

he definitely shows pictures from that shoot off to everyoNE and you apologise to the vb team after practice the following day because of it fjdfjd 

they all find it hella endearing though even if they don't admit it

bonus: would propose wedding dress shopping as a date even though you're both third years sjhsj "but you suit them so much 🥺🥺"

[kimkale]

toh s2e20 Clouds on the Horizon rxn

once again reacting here to ep as i watch because i have thoughts that do not want to stay in brain

spoilers beneath cut

omg the collector they are just a child

no intro?

i just noticed that emmy cicierega works for this show???

kikimora!!!!

so true amity dad (sorry i forgor names,,,)

the mom still sucks

THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE hhh the silly emoji langauge

i love you lilith you go you silly nerd

eda you're so right king is still a little guy

they just casually have flesh eating beetles???

ONLY A FEW PEOPLE WOULD GET EATEN AHAHHAHAHA

LUZ CARVED AN EGG awww kinda sweet reasoning but i wanna see,,,

also luz hair growing out? she has cute little pony tail

THEY ARE A FAMILY! (a family of criminals but a family!)

god they all just hissed... i agree darius i agree...

Willow cool outfit!

also i bet darius just wanted to set up a playdate with luz and hunter,,,,

they are so powerful

THE TWINS TRIED TO BURN DOWN THE FACTORY

gay gay homosexual gay [points at amity]

they are so cute i hope they do get to go on their date

OMG KISS THEY KISSED

OH CRIKEY????

STEVE!!!

oh shit i didn't realize they were Really going to give eda a sigil :((

idk that makes me really sad like eda is willing to give her freedom, something she has been fighting for continually in hopes that everyone else gets that freedom

aw king :( uh oh hearing the collector?

so amity's mom is the business major huh

why was the dad just a little mouse,,,,

oh, that wasn't him,,,,,,,, he is just a sad tired inventor

you go king tell him all about the day of unity

MY GIRLFRIEND

well at least she's not homophobic,,,,,,,

is kikimora in the wrong? yes,,, do i still love her? yes

amity: was it the power in believing in myself?

dad: no it was the power of science

hHHHHHH

is this divorce arc?

wait wait wait luz was yellow????? like the golden guard???

also what magic does amity's mom use? (looked it up it's oracle)

oh shit they switched places... that explains the gold

also damn gus

once again wonderful episode!

i am Nervous for the finale

I hope the plan works and i hope they do figure out a way to get rid of the coven sigils and man I am still not over eda agreeing to get a sigil and giving up wild magic :(((

idk i feel like eda considers herself selfish and very Wild but lately we've been seeing how much she cares about people especially her kids but also everyone (like when she saw people being sent to the conformatorium??)

she just looked so bittersweet (even tho ik that's not really an emotion)

[dippersguidetotheunexplained]

hey, sorry, i only started watching gravity falls since northwest mansion mystery, what are half of these theories what the fuck

HHH. I WILL TRY TO GIVE A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF EACH.

grunkle4grandpa: answered

mystery trio: fiddleford, ford, and stanley all investigated gravity falls together preportal. this lives on as an au

lebam: answered

the author is the Main Bad Guy: self explanatory. most popular right after nwhs when no one knew what was happening. arguably had a few iterations since ppl theorized ford would join bill in weirdmageddon (insert grimace emoji here)

dipper has been possessed by bill This Whole Time: this was. an entire fuckin phenomena. the idea is that bills deal in sock opera was open ended enough that bill could either possess dipper whenever he wanted or never stopped possessing him. people would pick apart every action dipper did and every screenshot with any pupil distortion as proof. it was wild.

carla mccorkle in general: idk some people thought shed show up again as a real character instead of just be in flashbacks occasionally but she never did :^( shed pop up in mystery trio stuff sometimes

robbie is actually a zombie: zombie drawing has a hoodie. robbie also has a hoodie. same guy. thats the whole theory

'stans tattoo' is a demon ward: one theory about stans scar was that it was a tattoo he got to protect against demonic possession. looking back im sure why this caught on so much since. bill has been in his mind before. it was kind of a big thing

tad strange is a dream demon: keeping in mind this is 2015 and nightvale is still very fresh in everyones mind, cecil baldwin updates his website to say he worked on gravity falls voicing a character named ‘tad strange.’ everyone loses their mind over this and decides that this MUST mean there is a new dream demon character coming to the show based on, nothing,. fan art ensues. he is given a fanon design and a backstory. the actually episode with 2 second gag character tad strange drops and everyone promptly tries to forget that happened. like overnight

dark!dipper: i could and have written whole paragraphs describing this theory and how complicated it got but BASICALLY its a theory that dipper would become evil/join bill/etc. id argue the ‘possessed the whole time’ theory came out of this

triangle guy has no plot significance: from really early on when bills only appearance was that flash of a journal page in the intro

mcgucket wrote the journals: and finally, the red herring from mr hirsch himself,

[neopronouns]

hi i’ve been hearing about less mainstream neopronouns (animals, emojis, etc) and as someone who is neurotypical and cis i don’t quite understand... why? or exactly how having neopronouns works? i was wondering if you’d be willing to explain it to me, because i feel bad that my immediate reaction to these pronouns is negative and i want to understand how the usage of neopronouns works and why people choose to identify with them (or maybe choose isn’t the word hhh i’m so sorry)

like i want to genuinely understand where they come from and why this is what certain people feel is right for them. i’ll use them even if i don’t like it because i want to respect people, but i’d like to do more than just,, deal with it? i’d love to understand why so i can actually use them and really support anyone if/when i eventually meet someone who identifies as such

hey, thanks for reaching out!! i’m glad that you’ve been respectful despite being confused, and i really hope i’m able to help you better understand those of us who use uncommon neopronouns.

i do want to make a quick correction to the language you’re using, since this concept will help preface my explanation! so you asked why people “choose to identify with” neopronouns, and noted that you aren’t sure if “choose” is the right word. “choose” can indeed be the right word – “identify” isn’t quite right though. we don’t “identify with” pronouns, we use them! pronouns can reflect one’s identity, of course, but what they really are is part of one’s presentation. so it’s perfectly fine to ask why someone has chosen to use a certain set of pronouns (as long as they’re open to those sorts of questions), don’t worry!

so why do people use “weird”, uncommon pronouns? that depends! gender and presentation are very personal things, and the decision to use a specific set of neopronouns can be just as personal. sometimes it’s hard to explain to someone else just why one uses a certain set of pronouns. the common thread is that those pronouns make the person comfortable, happy, euphoric, etc. sometimes, using certain pronouns just gives someone an inexplicable positive feeling, a sense of rightness that they can’t really give a reason for. other times, a set of pronouns may correspond to someone’s uncommon gender, kintype, special interest/hyperfixation, or other central part of their identity/self. sometimes people use neopronouns because of how obviously not binary and nonconforming they are – they want people to know they aren’t cis/binary/gender conforming/etc, and it’s easy to show that by using uncommon pronouns. there are other reasons – synesthesia, using matching pronouns with friends/partners/etc, genderfuckery, etc – but we’d be here all day if i described every reason someone might have for using neopronouns.

it’s okay if you never really fully understand someone’s reasons for using less common pronouns. especially as a cis, neurotypical person, you might not be able to put yourself in someone’s shoes and truly grasp their experiences. it’s also okay that your first reaction is negativity – we’re taught very specific pronouns from childhood, and adapting to sudden changes in language usage can be difficult. since you genuinely want to understand, you could probably have some one-on-one conversations with neopronoun users about their specific experiences and see if that helps you out more! i do hope you’re able to come to understand why we use these pronouns, but as long as you remain respectful like you have been, that’s alright too!

[radramblog]

Rating the letters of the alphabet

I feel like part of my style of comedy is just rambling about shit and making loose connections between things as part of an overall bit. I think. I’m no expert on myself, unfortunately.

The inspiration for the following absolute load of shite is trying to search Tiermaker for nothing. Like, no characters in the search bar. Didn’t come up with anything. Did a search for just a space. No dice. What about just a? Surely that’ll bring up everything with an A in the title. But it didn’t, and I was somewhat disappointed.

Then my head started writing bits about letters and that’s how we got here. This is probably really stupid, but maybe it’ll at least be fun. Wordplay is cool, though maybe not my strong suit? Anyway.

A: A is one of the two letters that’s also just a word, as you’ve just seen, giving it a necessary promotion in rank. Not a lot of things get to double up like that, though with the “an” ligature maybe it’s actually a double or nothing. But because of the confusing common connection crossing contexts for the character, it gets somewhat awkward to talk about the letter in conversation. An A, in my opinion, A does not get. 4/5.

B: B is also just a word letter but unlike A when you write it out you have to stick a few extra letters on to make it work, making it not as good. But B’s association with bees isn’t enough, because in the year of our lord, like, 2019 or something, it would become inextrixably linked with shite memes as the B emoji became king. And I just don’t respect that. It’s otherwise a fine letter, dragged down by its company. 2/5.

C: Oh come on now, the word doesn’t even have a C in it anymore! You can sea the see without any of our tertiary letter’s involvement whatsoever. Not to mention how its two main sounds are just copies from other letters wholesale. C must be confusing to non-english speakers, I’d imagine. C as a grade gets what C as a grade typically entails for many a schoolchild. 3/5.

D: It would be remiss of me not to give a sterling grade to the D. Why, none of us would be here without it. While many a youth may find the D to be quite a humourous subject, I assure you I’m taking it with the gravest of sincerity when I say the D has got to be one of the best letters of all.

And by D I mean deity, of course. Wait, what did you think I meant? 5/5.

E: The absolute absurdity that is the E meme elevates E efficiently enough to excel beyond many another vowel. However, it is also the single most common letter in the English language, going so far as to open the damn name. It’s to the point where someone made a point of writing an entire book without using it, and I think Gadsby is cool but mayhaps avoiding fifth uncial was a bit showy. I can’t help but mark it down for the sake of hipster cred. 3/5.

F: F is for Fuck. I like the word Fuck. F is for paying respects. I think the military-industrial complex has poisoned our cultural landscape to the point that a reference to one of its most prized productions’ awkward moments has become one of the most colloquially used meme letters in existence, And That’s Terrible. 3/5, I’m conflicted.

G: Man literally who the fuck cares about G. What is it even good for. Just an absolute waste of a letter, total shithouse. It’s NATO equivalent is Golf, the Worst Sport, too. Who asked for any of this? Just use a J instead, it’s cooler. 1/5.

H: I’ve seen “Hhh” used enough times in written forms of pornography to not consider it a Horny Letter. That and it, being short for Hentai, is often used to denote adult material in Japan. Basically what im saying is, I think this gets worse the less sex-positive you are. 6/9.

I: I think I’ve said enough about letter words already, but I is another high-tier one because like A I is just it’s own thing. It can also, however, be a bit confusing, looking just like an l a lot of the time, and having to constantly capitalise it is a pain in the ass. I also don’t have a particularly high opinion of myself, so a high opinion of I seems disingenuous. 3/5.

J: Clearly the best letter, hands down. I’m definitely not biased. There are so few letters as underappreciated by J- a fact many a person who’s had to do that “assign yourself an alliterative adjective” icebreaker game has had to reckon with. Because it appears to be a lot more popular with names than with words, and that just kind of sucks. 6/5.

K: K has in some circles managed to bump off its partner to become yet another letter word, though in a very informal abbreviated sense. However, when you’re looking into scientific fields, eventually said partner returns, having lost some weight on the trip down to absolute zero. This all makes complete sense in my head, and I’m sure is a lot less funny to anyone who doesn’t live there. 4/5.

L: I’d argue that L doesn’t cop its namesake. It’s a really useful letter, loads of words use it, especially in pairs, and my ADHD-brain thought it was fun to just say LLLLLLLLLLL for a bit while I was thinking about this so I guess that’s staying in now. Put me down as an L Lobbyist. 4/5.

M: Mmmmmm. M&Ms. But also it’s kind of a pain to write. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 3/5.

N: I’d like to fight whoever decided we should have two letters that sound so similar right bloody next to each other in the alphabet. Actually, who the fuck even decided the alphabet’s order to begin with? Maybe it should go M to N, that’ll bloody show you. 2/5.

O: Our fourth vowel, and perhaps one of the underappreciated ones. O is similarly a letter word, but a much more common one considering its use as an interjection. It’s also one half of a very powerful letter combo, as we’ll see. 4/5.

P: There’s the other half. Many a joke involves OP as a phrase, whether it mean overpowered or original poster, and the letters’ adjacency is a lovely bit of serendipity. Whenever I say P out loud, on its own, I have to resist the urge to do some incredibly shitty beatboxing, which may or may not be a good sign. 4/5.

Q: I was going to write some very harsh words about Q, and its dependency on U, but then I realised that that is probably hate speech against the disabled. It still sucks, though. 0/5.

R: R is the one I am most struggling to think of things to say about. R is another letter that’s just kinda there. I’m sure the Roberts and Rachels of the world would disagree with me, though. It’s also the name of a program that I know has traumatised a lot of young biologist wannabes, slapping us with a whole pile of maths and statistics when we just wanted to look at cool plants and shit. Or in my case, cool cells and shit. 2/5.

S: The most overrated consonant, but also the thing that makes plurals not a pain in the ass. However I’m going to lean towards giving S a positive rating, if only because it’s associated with snakesssss (and serpentine characters who can talk) and I like those. 3/5.

T: I don’t think T gets enough credit as one of the pillars of the English language. A lot of very common words feature it, and yet it feels like it never gets the same level of credit as big shots like S or half of the vowels. T is like the character actor of the alphabet, is basically what I’m saying. 4/5.

U: Ah, the letter Americans hate for some reason. I think this is actually commentary on the history of American politics. Because throughout history, America has been extremely selfish and self-centered, while attempting to present a positive image that people are finally seeing past. They only entered WWI and WWII when it was convenient for them, they started wars and initiated coups in even their allies for petty ideological reasons, and they’ve gone to war with several countries and funded wars with several others seeming just for shits and giggles. Because apparently if you’re not an American, then you’re not one of them, and that means they hate U. 4/5.

V: I actually think V is underrated. It’s a fun sound. That’s it, no joke here. It’s neat, I like it. 4/5.

W: This may come as a shock to you, but double-u over here is actually two Vs! unless you’re writing in cursive, but fuck cursive. The French actually have it right on this one, naming it double-v (pronounced doobleh-vay). Add in the fact that it’s literally just M upside down, and you’ve got a pretty shite letter. 1/5.

X: There’s a reason literally every “A is for Apple” thing you see made for kids uses Xylophone for X, and that’s because there are no commonly used words that start with it. Seriously, it’s all just scientific terms- I’d argue X-Ray is more common than Xylophone in common parlance, but also, who wants to explain imaging to a kid. It doesn’t even get a second page of words on Dictionary.com. X also has implications as a letter word, that I’d rather avoid at the moment. 2/5.

Y: Ah, Ygreck, everyone’s favourite “what the fuck, France?” moment. Between that and being sorta kinda not really a vowel, Y prompts its own question more often than I’d care to admit. 2/5.

Z: As a (technical) member of the generation associated with this letter- on the one hand, I’m sorry, on the other, y’all have it coming. The final letter of the alphabet, one of the other ones worth 10 in scrabble (and yet X isn’t???), and one we probably got pretty sick of in the early 00s when it was everywhere- ironically, when most of the generation was getting born. 2/5.

And that’s the lot of them. I hope this didn’t alienate any non-English speakers too hard. It’s probably fine.

Join me for more bullshit next time I have another stupid idea. I mean, tomorrow.

[snezfics-n-shit]

Whumptober Day 25: Cranky

Fandom: Ace Attorney 

Characters: Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Trucy Wright, Athena Cykes, Apollo Justice

Notes: Post-DD. Established married!Wrightworth because what else did you expect? Miles has been taking time out of his schedule to care for the employees of the Wright Anything Agency after a particularly brutal cold season. He’s been doing great, he’ll swear on his life. The patience of a saint, that’s Miles Edgeworth for you. He is totally not going to completely lose it. 

     He couldn’t believe it. For the first time this week, Miles didn’t have to scrape perfectly decent breakfast, breakfast he made, into the garbage. He could have sworn it was proper etiquette for guests he and his husband so graciously welcomed in their home to at least try to clean their plates. 

“They live alone, babe. It’ll do them good for us to extend some hospitality,” he remembered Phoenix saying. At first, Miles didn’t mind at all. He may not have been any Florence Nightingale, but he saw merit in caring for his husband’s colleagues while they were unwell. He didn’t even complain when the two infected his husband with a cold that reduced his voice to a hoarse crackle and kept Miles awake with hours of coughing and sneezing assaulting his ears. No, no. It was no trouble at all, really.

He could have sworn when he first welcomed Apollo and Athena as guests, he was up for anything they asked for. He could prepare soup with his eyes closed, and by the second day of Phoenix’s cold, Miles was very tempted to do so just so he could say he got something resembling sleep. As the number of hands helping him dwindled to zero, Miles’s energy was wearing a little thin. Just a little thin, though, not too much at all.

Then there was the texting. Since Miles was the only one in the house whose voice was audible, his cell phone was constantly blowing up with short, grammatically lacking text messages. Hardly any of them allowed him time to fulfill one person’s request without being bombarded with other unrelated tasks they expected of him. He could make tea and he could check pages of calculus homework, but not simultaneously; there was only one of him. He would do it again, though, really. Go ahead, ask him to care for ten sick people, and for a month this time. Just direct a hospital’s worth of patients to his house, why don’t you?

Oh, no, Miles wasn’t losing his patience at all. He was mature and collected, so he brought anything his family and guests asked for without a complaint. That was true, wasn’t it? Or did thoughts to himself about how tired he was getting from running around the house grabbing whatever anyone wanted count? He was doing so well the first three days of the arrangement, so surely at the tail end of the week his eyes shouldn’t be twitching from exhaustion he was most definitely not feeling.

“I’m really happy to finally taste your cooking, Mr. Edgeworth.” Athena’s recovered voice startled Miles. He had almost forgotten more people could speak than just him. “Trucy kept telling me you were a really good cook, and I’m definitely not disappointed.” Something about that felt underhanded, Miles was sure of it. She was doubting his skills as a cook, wasn’t she?

“You’ve been really good to us, Papa.” Trucy smiled. “Thank you so much!” Of course Trucy was the first to verbally thank him for his efforts. She was taught manners and was clearly not raised in a barn. And no, Apollo, emojis and ‘memes’ did not count.

“You’re very,” Miles heard his voice crack and cleared his throat, “you’re very welcome, Trucy.” 

“Yeah, thank you so much, hon.” Phoenix was the second person Miles could count on for gratitude. What Miles really wanted to hear, however, was an apology for all the sleep he lost thanks to Phoenix’s poor volume control late at night. There was always something, be it sniffling, sneezing, or coughing that would start just as Miles thought he finally had some peace and quiet.

“Thanks.” Apollo said nothing besides that and continued eating the last of his toast. What a wordsmith, wasn’t he? A real Shakespeare.

“You’re both quite welcome as well.” Miles’s nose twitched ever so slightly as he spoke. “Are you all finished? I’d like to,” he cleared his throat again, “clean the dishes soon.” He knew no one would bother helping him with the task. They all had much more important things to do like watch television or play games on their phones.

Just as he thought, all responses were a chorus of confirming they were finished eating and not a single offer to help. Despite the fact they were all clearly more than ready to be back on their feet, Miles was on his own in carrying the pile of dishes to the counter by the sink. None of the dishes were his. He wasn’t hungry, and the lord knew he wasn’t about to be a hypocrite by committing the horrid act of wasting food. He would never be so ungrateful, so wasteful, so--

“Oh, I’d actually like a refill of orange juice.” Apollo asked, just as he always did since he arrived last Thursday.

“Your legs aren’t broken.” Miles snapped without even thinking about what he had just said.

“Woah, where did that come from?” Athena was taken aback by Miles’s harsh tone.

“YEAH, SOMEONE’S CRANKY!” Widget blurted in its usual loud and robotic tone, further irritating Miles.

“Would you mind telling that thing to put a sock in it?” Miles clenched his teeth, becoming more frustrated when Phoenix stopped him from reaching for his dishwashing gloves.

“Hey, if something’s bothering you, just tell us.” Phoenix wanted to de-escalate as well as he could. “Did something happen at work?”

“I wouldn’t know, Phoenix. I haven’t been in the office all week!” Miles was so caught up in the outburst he failed to hear how hoarse he sounded. He hardly thought anything when the strain caused him to cough. 

“Oh, babe.” Phoenix’s expression softened. “You’re not feeling well, are you?” He kissed his husband’s forehead. “Mm, you’re warm, too.”

“Please, not in front of guests. Not to mention-- mention, hhh…” Miles turned away from Phoenix’s concerned gaze. “Hh’uurrssSHH” He sneezed in his elbow, leaving a damp spot on his pink pajama sleeve. He instinctively pressed a hand under his running nose, not doing anything to get Phoenix off his back. He wasn’t even done yet. “Hu’RRsshhooh! HH’RSSHOOH!” How disgusting.

“We can do the dishes, Papa!” Trucy offered. She looked at Apollo and Athena, who both nodded in agreement. “It’s only right to return the favor.” What a sweetheart she was, absolutely her father’s daughter.

“You’re going back to bed.” Phoenix put his head on Miles’s shoulder and embraced him from behind. “We’re not going to let you lift a finger.”

Miles found himself spacing out for the duration of Phoenix ushering him to bed. He really was out of sorts, wasn’t he? He couldn’t even remember stepping out of the kitchen. It was almost dreamlike to find himself bundled up in bed. 

“Are you okay?” Phoenix waved his hand in front of Miles’s face. “It was way too easy to get you into bed and you haven’t said anything since we were in the kitchen.” He gently took Miles’s glasses and set them aside.

“Of course I’b dot okay.” Miles grumbled, turning on his right side. “I haved’t slept ihd days, we have the worst house guests I’ve ever had the displeasure of beetig, ahd by owd husbahd wod’t eved let be wash the dishes.”

“You’re a real ray of sunshine this morning.” Phoenix brushed Miles’s hair with his fingers. “My poor sick grouch of a husband.” He cooed.

“I’b dot a grouch.” Miles frowned, hardly supporting his claim. 

“What would you call yourself, then?” Phoenix made a small hum. “With how you acted in the kitchen, I wouldn’t be surprised if you poked your head out of a trashcan and told us to scram.”  

“I wasd’t by best, was I?” Miles knew that was the understatement of the year. That tickle in his throat that pestered him, admittedly since he went to bed last night, finally became a full-fledged cough. “I feel awful.” He croaked.

“I know, babe.” Phoenix sighed. “It’s our turn to take care of you, now. You did so much all by yourself, we’re gonna show you how grateful we are. You’ll even have Apollo and Athena to-”

“Doh.” Miles said firmly. “They’re goi’g hobe. Today.”

“Alright, alright. Then it’ll be just me and Trucy.”

“That’s better.” 

Phoenix helped Miles sit up so he could fluff the pillow behind him. He gave a sympathetic smile as he listened to Miles’s thick, hardly effective sniffling. 

“You must be so tired.” Phoenix let Miles lie back down. “I’m sorry if I kept you up all night.”

“I ab ahd you did.” Miles confirmed flatly. 

Miles just closed his eyes for a moment, only to be disturbed by something poking into his mouth. He made a soft grunt, dismissing it until that horrible beeping had him opening his eyes again. He watched a blurry figure resembling Phoenix walk outside his field of vision, only for the figure to return a few moments later. He felt something cold and damp rest on his forehead and flinched from the dramatic contrast in temperature. 

“Is it too cold?” Phoenix’s voice was muffled by Miles’s congestion-affected hearing. When Miles shook his head in response, Phoenix gave a sympathetic smile and gently adjusted the cool compress in place. He looked over at the doorway and spotted Athena and Apollo watching from outside the room. He mouthed something along the lines of ‘he’s resting.’

“I should apologize.” Miles said groggily. “The way I acted was terribly rude.”

“Hey, hey.” Phoenix shushed his husband softly. “You weren’t feeling like yourself this morning. Athena and Apollo aren’t strangers, and Trucy and I definitely know you wouldn’t act like that on a regular basis.” He kissed his warm cheek. “You were just a little cranky, is all.”

“That’s dot ad excuse.” Miles closed his eyes again. “It was udcalled for.”

"Mr. Edgeworth?" Athena couldn't help but speak up. "We accept your apology, but the boss is right. We know you don't always act like that."

"You were pretty rude." Apollo muttered just before Athena gave him a light nudge with her elbow. "But, uh," he scratched the back of his head, "we probably deserved it." 

Miles refused to have a serious discussion sounding like he did, so he yanked about five or six tissues from the end table tissue box. The amount seemed to be just enough by the time he was done. He checked the remaining contents of the box before tossing the used tissues in the trash bin.

“No one deserved the harsh words I used.” What Miles’s voice lost in congestion was made up for in hoarseness. “It wasn’t right.”

“You can’t be on model behavior all the time, hon.” Phoenix massaged Miles’s hand with his thumb. He noticed Miles starting to look annoyed again. “What’s wrong?”

“You’re too nice about this.” Miles grumbled. His mood wasn’t completely improved. He would come up with more excuses to wallow in excess guilt if he wasn’t so, so very tired. 

The next thing the trio of lawyers heard from him was one of his ‘world famous’ snores, as Phoenix jokingly described them when Miles wasn’t in the room. Miles was completely out cold when Trucy tiptoed in, intending on telling him the dishes were clean and put away. 

“Papa’s asleep?” Trucy whispered and Phoenix answered with a nod. “Don’t worry,” she directed her assurance to Apollo and Athena, “he’ll be in a better mood when he wakes up, I promise.”

. . .

     It was two in the afternoon when Miles finally woke up. All built up grumpiness washed away in his sleep and with a clear head, he felt as if he were in good enough shape to climb out of bed and see if his family needed anything. Just as he reached for his glasses, he found an envelope that wasn’t there before. It wasn’t sealed, so the card inside slid out easily into his hand. 

The card was handmade, covered in variations of ‘Thank You’ written in different colored pencils. It was easy to tell whose message was whose, especially Athena’s multilingual expressions of gratitude and Phoenix’s barely legible handwriting. Miles felt himself tear up a little, not noticing Phoenix and Trucy standing by the bedroom doorway.

“We thought you’d appreciate that.” Phoenix was holding a steaming mug of tea, likely made just recently. He either had very strong husband intuition or just planned on waking Miles up when it was ready. He took a couple tissues from the box on the end table to use as a makeshift coaster to set the mug down on. “You should also know our guests left today as promised.”

“Before they left, we all made that card.” Trucy had her hands behind her back. “It was Polly’s idea!” 

So Apollo was grateful after all. No, no. Miles wasn’t going to let himself fall back into that sort of attitude.

“We were going to make you soup but we didn’t know for sure if you would be hungry.” Phoenix handed the mug over to Miles, who accepted it gratefully. He watched Miles take a moment to inhale the steam with that smile he always had whenever Phoenix made him tea. There was a quality in Phoenix’s brews that Miles could never replicate no matter how hard he tried. “I’m glad to see you smiling again.”

“I think tea will suffice, thank you.” Miles’s voice was in worse shape than before. If this was how he sounded the first day into this cold, he wasn’t at all looking forward to the upcoming days that would surely go downhill from here. “I would hate to waste any of your cooking.”

“Oh yeah,” Phoenix chuckled nervously, “sorry about all that food you had to throw out. While you were sleeping, Trucy and I realized that must have bothered you a lot.” Indeed it did, as ashamed as Miles now felt for letting it get to him. 

“I accept your apology,” Miles took a sip from the mug, “if only because you make a wonderful cup of tea.” He laughed briefly, causing a vibrating sensation in his chest that made him need to cough. 

“Oh! Right!” Trucy presented what she had been hiding behind her back: a brand new jar of vapor rub. “We picked this up today! Do you want to put this on yourself or should Daddy do it?” 

“I think I can do this myself.” Miles set down the mug so he could take the jar. He had just started dating Phoenix when he first experienced the substance’s decongestant properties. Phoenix applied it the first few times, but Miles was never a fan of how Phoenix knew exactly what parts of his chest were ticklish. He did, however, like how Phoenix was not at all judgmental about his unfamiliarity with the product. 

“I did say you wouldn’t be lifting a finger.” Phoenix ruffled his husband’s hair. “I’m kidding, of course. Just know if there’s anything you need, you say the word and we’ll get it for you.”

“And I would like you to know,” Miles kissed Phoenix’s cheek, “if I’m too demanding, just tell me.”

“I don’t think that’s going to happen.” 

Phoenix was just going to pretend he didn’t see Miles’s devilish smirk just then.

[tammyhybrid21]

I just realized...

But I never actually posted my Hatbox fever rant... So people probably have no idea why I’m attached or anything to just-- react with GLEE to a post of him with Coco... So! I should--

FEAT. Hybrid with a Fever

---

Oooh I suddenly also want

But hhh

Also there's an anniversary event goibg on tjat enda on the 14

You get a free prize each day

Diamond Box is Pan and Tink though

But look at this dude!!!

I was like "who dis cramping the Coco skeles style?"

And then done digging and like?? He's this dude who was in one of the Disney ridea for like a week as part of the attraction

And then boom gone

Like just bye sorry you're not good enough for Disney

So he turned into a villain in a one off comic

Then p chill, and now there's a movie and he's himted to be a villain again like dude

All this because they had you for a week before been "nah man, we don't want you"

Like excuse me, can I adopt him?

All he wanted to do originally was scare peolw with his hatbox trick! Which was his job

Annnyway--

I'm having a baller time

He got a happy ending though for the attraction!

He came back! Was reinstated but like--

Dismey it's too late for that to fix all

Because like-- villainy

He became a villain when ypu booted him

But yeah--

I have decided I just kind of want to protecc this boy

All he wanted was to be part of the show

Oooh wait twist

Twist to the story

The lady he helped kill-- she killed five first

So like ???

Maybe not so villain

But still?!

Murder murder don't make rigjt

But he was murdered himself

In at least two interpretations by the one he murders

So-- he's Lewis?

???

I don't know how to process hos

Wow-- okay-- the lore is a mish mash mess

But yeah-- I'm adopting him

Thankyou for listening to my ramble

I may may not come back when well and be like ??? Wat dis abput

But yeah

Gimme the hat boy

He kinda spoopy in non-emoji form but yeee

I like him

[tcmpcral]

1. FIRST NAME: masha.

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: my father’s birthday is the day before mine :v

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: i mean, i’m asexual and aromantic but aesthetically i guess i could say the quintessential. roman?? nose for some reason fjfeka; i just like the look of them lies down also certain kinds of genuine smiles get me right in the heart. dark eyes are also very nice. or perhaps i should say like. when someone has dark eyelashes?? i think that’s it. also i’m always reminded of a girl i went to ireland with who had a seriously endearing case of doe eyes, and i’m still not sure if her eyes were just naturally that shape or if she used makeup to get that Look but either way i thought she was extremely pretty the whole time lmao the fact that she was also very sweet and thoughtful didn’t hurt either

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: rice and eggs fjjfiea; eggs in general, tbh. possibly also noodles. and dumplings. cheesecake. lotus paste. smoked cheeses hhhh sALMON. sweet potatoes. maybe pears and apples listen i’m sorry i love food, there can’t be Only One

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: hominy fjfkda; cauliflower. uhhhh also tuna casserole blegh. asparagus jfjkf;da oh YEAH I HATE BOLOGNA TOO i can’t. i can’t do it hhhhghg. and yet i love vienna sausages and deviled ham...

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: whispers taking the long way home so i can spend more time listening to the radio and singing along with it probably lmao

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: whatever i wore the previous day fjfjiea; I’M SLOPPY

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: technically neither, but i guess i’d take flings over the other

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: lies down i do kinda wish i hadn’t dropped out of high school. on that front, it’s worked out in the end, but. still. it would have been nice to have kept up with my friends orz on a different front, i’m conflicted about it, but. sometimes i wonder how much better my life might be today if i’d gone straight for nursing instead of getting an art degree ._.

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: i. think i can be

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: yeah it’s still the kung fu panda trilogy lmao. but also tokyo godfathers, shutter island aaand. idk jurassic park? tremors? a good chunk of the x-men movies bc i’m not very picky with them and there’s things i like about most of them?? thinking emoji oH there’s also that movie push from 2009. the one with chris evans :v

12. FAVORITE BOOK: a little princess, war of the worlds, uhhh on the beach, house of stairs, the secret garden. i was once weirdly attached to this book i read in jr. high called where the lilies bloom. i also loved heidi uhhh. see, there were all these obscure books i read in late elementary school and jr. high that i loved that i often have trouble recalling rip. like there was one called eva, and another called home before dark. one named belle prater’s boy. the crystal garden. sweet sassy tree hhhh almost anything written by robert cormier ahaaa

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: i’m honestly very happy keeping dogs as pets, but i’ve always wanted to. like. idk, maybe pet a wolf or a fox or other wild canid. i’d also like to maybe have a cat someday. and parrots and other birds are adorable and i love them, but. oof. they just seem. Intimidating pets. maybe someday i can have ducks or geese again, tho. oh, and. i’ll admit i’ve always been amused at the thought of having a pet goat, bc my grandmother apparently did as a child lmao

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: oh boy there’s. a Bunch. let me think... i. still have a very big soft spot for germany/italy hhh. uh. i hope the rest of them don’t have to be canon bc..... yeah. anyway still attached to beerus and whis... wheezes and both euroshipping (kaiba/bakura) and what’s apparently called stormshipping now (fubuki/manjoume). and ok i have to go with another hetalia one bc i’m such a sucker for france/russia lies down i was also once a big lex/zex shipper, and i still have a soft spot for. what it once was. not entirely too comfortable actually shipping it now since i haven’t Kept Up with kh and i’m not 100% on zexion/ienzo’s age anymore squints

15. PIE OR CAKE: ....whichever one cheesecake falls under :v

16. FAVORITE SCENT: ohghfjfkda there’s A BUNCH. aloe vera, bleach, lysol, sweet pea, tea, tires, sawdust, cucumbers and melons, ginger, beer

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: yeahh, i still don’t really have one but. i do have a lot of affection for weird al lmao

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: whispers i would love to go to russia some day, but i think everyone knows that lmao. i’d also love to revisit ireland, especially killarney and blarney castle. and i’d love to revisit sorrento. and possibly italy in general tbh aaaa. i’ve also always kinda wanted to visit china 6_6

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: pretty sure i’m an introvert, but i also happen to be one who really loves crowds

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: i’m a. very jumpy person kffja; also certain topics Disturb me way more than others, and ngl i have something close to an Actual phobia of the dark rip

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: i’ve never had an iphone, so probably android

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: animal crossing. also tetris when i’m bored. i love puzzle games like poppit and bejeweled lmao i used to play kingdom hearts and super smash brothers, and i miss them both tbh. i also played crisis core, two star fox games, and the world ends with you at some point. and uh. a handful of legend of zelda games when i was a kid. my favorite game is probably majora’s mask :v

23. DREAM JOB: comic book creator orz or some kind of concept artist for animated movies. but. i’ve come to terms with the fact that i’m not really. Good(TM) enough for that, so nowadays i’m much more interested in something more mundane like nursing. as long as it’s night shift, i want it

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: SO MUCH. get my car back in shape, pay off my grandparents’ house probably, go back to school fINALLY, move out lies down there’s so much i could do with that money lmao

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: there. aren’t any tbh lies down the most i usually get to is feeling neutral toward a character lmao except i just remembered umbridge exists so she might count

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: not counting the ones i keep coming back to, there’s uhhh. gundam wing, star wars (waaaay back when the phantom menace was first released lmao), digimon, x-men evolution. i was in the MCU fandom for like a month before i lost interest XD;; i might count yugioh and yugioh gx as part of this, but. i’m still kind of invested in those tbh

all of these i’ve just kinda fallen away from thinking emoji i’ve never really had a bad fandom experience, so. you know

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My two favorites

Welp. Figured i make a post regarding my favorite characters from bnha Warning these are very self indulgent. Also yeah, they are side characters but i love them💖 besides i dont see any headcanons for them. So figured I'd make some.

Tetsutetsu-

♡- he's an absolute darling of a boyfriend. He's so compassionate and helpful and encouraging. He's perfect?? Hello??

♡- he sends you good morning texts every morning with like 20 heart emojis. He is purely in love with his s/o and he's going to show it.

♡- gives the best hugs in class 1-b. He's so affectionate with his s/o and just so amazing.

♡- loves when his s/o plays with his hair. Its so soft and fluffy and he thinks it feels amazing.

♡- couldn't you just imagine him coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around you? Nuzzling into the crook of your neck? 💜💜🧡💙💕❤💖💖🖤💚 GOD I LOVE THIS BOY SORRY HHH

♡- his kisses being sweet and full of love💖💖💖 its weird because his lips are kinda cold but his tongue is warm. So its a good contrast.

♡- tickle fights where he doesn't go overboard but still tickles you a bit. Because he loves hearing your laugh.

♡- tetsutetsu allowing only you to just call him tetsu for a shorter version of his name. Anyone else does it and he'll bark at them, "ITS TETSUTETSU!"

♡- him taking you to the gym when he goes. Letting you encourage him to push harder and be his little cheerleader.

♡- testu letting you steal his jackets and hoodies and shirts because it lets people know your his and its adorable.

♡- doing the cute coupke sit-up thing where when he does a sit up you'll be there ready to smooch him.

♡- testu being protective about you!! Wrapping an arm around your waist when he sees other people looking at you in a certain way.

♡- GIVES SOME GOOD GODDAMN CUDDLES!!! He's always so warm and inviting. Definitely the type of person to trap you in his arms and refuses to let you leave!! Who would want to though.

Tokoyami-

💜- bird boy being really embarrassed with public affection is my drug.

💜- hes not saying no to it, hes honestly just really embarrassed and shy about that stuff.

💜- not being able to kiss, tokoyami has studied the way of the hug. He's one of the best hug givers.

💜- darkshadow getting along with you!!! Just coming out randomly and nudging you for pets.

💜- in private tokoyami will be a sappy boyfriend who holds you close and mumbles poetic verses and he traces patterns on your skin.

💜- you are the light of his life. His only weakness is you and your love and he never wants to overcome it.

💜- he's 5'2 do unless you're really short, then you're going to be either his size or a bit taller. He doesn't mind though.

💜- his feathers will floof all up if you kiss his beak. It's just too much for him, how is someone like you so cute?

💜- Wear his capes and stuff!!! Joke around with him and stuff about how your batman!!!! Hear him chuckle and see him smile!!!

💜- on a date in a park one day he did that cheesy thing where you carve your initials in a tree with a heart around it. Its the tree where ge confessed to you. Its your tree of love.

💜- take him out places he's never been!! Like McDonald's or somewhere he would turn his beak up to because irs not edgy enough for him, "holy shit their sweet tea here is amazing..",, "I TOLD YOU!!"