#and she's so real for that

[peachymaryobrien]

[with rizz]: Coffee? No, how about you see the dead version of me that turns out to be fake and then i will casually confess i'd die for you?

[kit-teung]

23.5 degrees episode 8 in a nutshell

[longmaxsilvarg]

the cut from chloe refusing to be in the tempest to then being dressed as big birds evil cousin always gets me so bad

[elizabeth-mitchells]

give it up for manhater mari monday

[shycorvid]

Out of Context Retired Hero Snippet

“What’s RPF?” Dick asked. “I have to go to the bathroom!” Jazz blurted, then darted out of the room, inadvertently following Tim’s exact path. There was a muffled thump, followed by the sound of both of them apologizing to each other. Danny was suddenly reminded of his high school days, where he did the exact same thing whenever he had to run off to fight ghosts. “Huh, so that’s what it looked like,” he commented. “Is she okay?” Dick stared after her, frowning. “She’s totally fine.” Danny gave him a thumbs up. “It’s just that Fenton bladder, you know?”

[harveysbelly]

Donna is so amazing really

She's like the only person who's able to reason with Harvey and he values her opinion So Much

[fnfyuri]

gf has soo many options as a pretty girl with rich and famous parents but she saw that little loserboy whose apartment doesn't even have the floorboards nailed down and said i want HIM

[ivyial]

i'm watching my friend play re4r and she's on chapter 5 (just rescued ashley from the church) and ashley is purely self-indulgent when she asks leon to catch her during the story.

so the first time he catches her is when they escape the church: ashley's hesitant about jumping down, leon offers to catch her, she lets him even if she is still somewhat reluctant.

as we know, later on in the story, there are multiple instances of ashley asking leon to catch her outright: after the armaduras fight in the castle (chapter 9) and right before the wrecking ball sequence on the island (chapter 14) (there might be other times, but that's all i remember).

what struck me is this though: when they're on their way to the extraction point and they go through the house in the village (the one with the shotgun from ch 1), they're on the first floor, so they have to jump down to access the other side of the village. ashley does it by herself - she doesn't wait for leon to catch her at all. it happens again throughout chapter 6. you could argue that she doesn't trust him enough yet, but this is irrelevant because it also happens on the island: she'll ask leon, but if you don't catch her, i'm pretty sure she'll just jump down eventually.

she doesn't even need him to help her. she can land on her own. this is all just an excuse to be in leon's arms for a few seconds HAHAHA

[johannamason07]

"I'll never walk Cornelia Street again..."

— Lucy Gray probably

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[purple-dahlias]

florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

I'm editing the faery wip again and the amount of times I've avoided info-dumping and (IMO) organically hinted at backstory and lore while also completely ignoring it is really funny.

And most of it is Sidra going "well ... anyway"

Val: *bla bla bla fae court politics and explanations for his weird behavior*

Sidra: Cool. Who give a shit though?

Briar: *drops huge hints about Val's backstory that won't be revealed until the end of the book*

Sidra: Bro I ... could not fucking care less. Goodbye.

Auron: Yeah so ... human-fae war might be looming? Well in a few hundred years maybe. Thoughts?

Sidra: This is none of my fucking business man. Sorry lol. Good luck though? Or sorry that happened idk.

[quixoticprince]

Remember how Miss Pauling said she'd spent her whole life to help the administrator....

She didn't even know what she was helping with, but she wanted to be by her side, until she learned how deeply personal and self destructive the whole thing was... and in the end there never was going to be a 'place' set for her :^(

I'm so sorry Flo 😭

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[thelolarahaii]

DOECHII NISSAN ALTIMA - Swamp Session