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i am seeing some people who uh. i dont think realize that takeshita is not a new japan talent.
at least i assume. that is why we are saying "tony khan should do the right thing and let takeshita have the belt off moxley at double or nothing". Because the alternative is thinking that the right thing to do to rectify an aew talent defending the main new japan belt in america is to...........drop it to a guy who is from a third promotion on a ppv that new japan has NOTHING to do with? Just because that man is um? Japanese?
#listen it would be way less awkward for a new japan belt to go on a ddt guy in 2024 than uh#some years in the past#but i think if it happened on a solely AEW payperview thatd be kinda us jumping the shark#anyway if u were assuming take is new japan uh. he isnt. im begging you please remember japan has more than ONE FUCKING PROMOTION#this would be the rough equiv of if like#hiromu won the mens world title from swerve#and then people started demanding he lose it to kushida at wrestlekingdom so kushida could take it to tna#and return it to america#because it would be and i quote from at least four people#the right thing to do#except thatd be kind of funny as hell rather than feeling a little racist so they can do that if they want
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The scene in the Barbie trailer when Barbie is skating around with Ken and asks "Why is everyone staring at me?"
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ADOLESCENT GIRL.
Living in Barbieland (childhood girlhood) but then suddenly you're all grown up in the real world subject to scrutiny and sexualisation (the guy slapping Barbie's ass) and feeling like existing is a crime?
Being forced by adult men into a box (which leads to the not like other girls syndrome) and exploring the 'real world' (being forced to grow up too quickly) while fighting the realisation that maybe the world sucks and being a woman is so difficult while hoping with all your heart that it's not always going to be this way.
Losing touch with the very things that made you happy because they're considered immature and girly? (The group of teens that said they hadn't played with Barbies since they were five.)
Older women telling you that you have to learn the truth about the world and that you can never have your old life back (Kate Mckinnon's Barbie) despite it being the only thing you yearn for, but also older women being a bright spot and support (the old woman on the bench) in the endless slough of life.
And this is just the trailer!!! I'm so excited for this movie I can't breathe, Greta Gerwig the woman that you are 😭
#barbie#more thoughts on this when my mental coherence returns#but ahhh!#im also really excited to see america ferrera's role because I have a feeling it's gonna be pivotal#Barbie meta#the barbie movie#barbie (2023)#shut up im so excited#ken is the emotional support pet every adolescent girl needs#THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TEENAGE GIRL#i already love this movie so much#and it hasnt even released#thoughts r scattered cuz the trailer is that good
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America is getting weirdness fatigue. It's time to cancel The Trump Show and move on.
Some people who started middle school or high school around 2015 may actually think that Trumpism is normal in American politics. In fact, you'd have to go way back to the McCarthy era (late 1940s to mid 1950s) to find anything close to it.
Trump is to American Politics what COVID-19 is to public health.
Trump is not normal and we need to reinforce institutions of democracy to hinder people like him in the future.
The first thing we can all do is vote – and take more interest in what goes on at the state and local levels which are often neglected by liberals and moderates.
#donald trump#trump is weird#maga#j.d. vance#republicans#weirdness fatigue#return to normalcy#make america normie again#rob rogers#election 2024#vote blue no matter who
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It must be embarrassing for nations when humans find their old stuff. Imagine being a teenaged nation filled with hormones and keeping some kind of journal. After a couple of centuries being forgotten, it's suddenly in the national museum for all the world to see. I'm sure Prussia has some entries in his diaries that he would rather keep private.
I bet England loves showing off old 18th century paintings of himself with America and Canada. He thinks fondly of the memories, but they're both like "Oh my god, England! stop showing everyone our baby pictures!"
*Elegant oil painting of France* "Oh la la, that neck ruff is so tacky! What was I thinking? Why is this portrait in the Louvre?!"
#hetalia#hetalia headcanons#nation lore#aph england#hws england#hetalia england#arthur kirkland#aph america#hws america#hetalia america#alfred f jones#aph canada#hws canada#hetalia canada#matthew williams#aph france#hws france#hetalia france#francis bonnefoy#meanwhile the humans are like#hmm yes such a marvelous time capsule#The sad truth is the museums won't return their stuff#no matter how much nations ask#aph prussia#hws prussia#gilbert beilschmidt
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James Earl Jones
1931-2024
RIP
#james earl jones#80s#1980s#80s movies#star wars#empire strikes back#return of the jedi#field of dreams#coming to america#the lion king
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the man on the bridge... i knew him
#BUT I KNEW HIMMMMMMMM#u ever just get possessed by your 2014 self#marvel#catws#marveledit#catwsedit#gif*#mine#bucky barnes#james buchanan barnes#the winter soldier#captain america the winter soldier#essentially i was talking about how downhill marvel has gone recently and it prompted me to return to this masterpiece and i#i look at him and my eyes turn into big circles#big BIG circles
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Mista’s 1st time going on a SWF business trip with his BFF, Giorno!!!🐞🔫🖤 Mista gets to meet his best buddy’s colleague, a gay american SWF researcher that works on the DIO case- all of this TOTALLY wasn’t orchestrated by Giorno to see if they have feelings for eachother.
#giomis#misgio#giorno x speedwagon foundation dude#this concept has been rolling around in my mind for awhile#like mista going to america with giorno as friends#and when they return they are not the same LMAO#also the speedwagon foundation guy.. I thought it would be funny if there was a gay stem researcher at the SWF who has fallen victim to the#dio fanaticism.. His 9-5 is literally studying a hot vampire guy#AND THEN HE GETS TO MEET AND WORK WITH SAID HOT VAMPIRE GUYS SON?? THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM?#he’s just staring at those dio pictures in his super secret government job like damn.. I want him 😫#and giorno can sympathize bc he’s also staring at mista in his super secret mafia job like damn.. i want bro#they close their eyes and fantasize 😭💔
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"Your body, my choice"
"Your microdick, my knife🥰🔪"
#woman#eeuu#united states#your body my choice#your body your choice#america#4b movement#feminism#I just returned the “joke”#BECAUSE NO-- Carlos#the fact that a girl told you at the bar that she was going to go look for her friends and she never came back wasn't because she got lost#She just found you so DISGUSTING that she made something up so you would stop bothering her#nick fuentes#incels#sexism#toxic masculinity#gender roles#us politics#usa#out of my mood but---#I couldn't help it#maga morons#cw your body my choice#current events#like man#educate yourself#I know you believe it's a BIG THING but#you just have meat hanging down there#and it's not a big thing anyways#lmao
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#hetalia#meme#aph#hws#hetalia world series#hetalia world stars#axis powers hetalia#hetalia world twinkle#hetalia the beautiful world#aph italy#aph america#aph japan#aph france#aph germany#aph england#returning to my shitpost roots
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Scream King - James Karen
#horror#horror movies#horror movie#gifs#gif#horror gifs#horror gif#my gif post#my gif#my gifs#horroredit#horror edit#screamking#scream king#James Karen#the return of the living dead#return of the living dead#return of the living dead 2#return of the living dead part 2#the willies 1990#poltergeist 1982#America’s most haunted#Frankenstein meets the space monster#invaders from mars#piranha 1995#invaders from mars 1986#Cynthia 2018#time Walker#time Walker 1982#80s horror
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consider the following:
(warnings: slightly above canon level violence, child abuse, major character death)
a few high-ranking hydra members finding some sick pleasure in tormenting steve about bucky’s captivity. steve and the team know about bucky’s capture/the winter soldier, but they haven’t been able to rescue him from captivity yet. hydra regularly mails steve videotapes of bucky being tortured, forced to commit atrocities, and wiped at the end of it all.
then one day, new videos start arriving. they feature a tiny baby girl, not even a year old. big bambi eyes and wispy brown hair, and the tapes are labeled with black sharpie: baby barnes.
the sounds of the babies cries are cemented into steve’s brain as he watches the horror show alone, on his old cassette player, in the darkness of his small apartment. the team tried talking him out of watching them, but he wouldn’t let up. if the baby was tortured just for the sake of him seeing it, the least he could do was witness her suffering.
the particular tapes that keep him up at night are those where bucky is forced into a white room with a panel of glass down the center. he sits silently on one side, while the baby is allowed to roam free on the other. she presses right up against the glass, smacking her tiny hands against it weakly, sobbing loudly for her daddy. but bucky can’t move to comfort her, not even an inch, due to the gun pressed harshly to his forehead.
three or four tapes come like this, before steve begins noticing changes in the tiny girl. eventually she learns that her daddy will not save her; he won’t even look at her. she stops approaching the glass, stops crying, stops hoping for any love or attention from the man on the other side of the room. she learns to crawl weakly to the opposite corner, curling up on her tummy, chewing her little fingers as a fleeting attempt to comfort herself.
several months after the baby’s first appearance, bucky makes a grave mistake on a mission, and is put down like a sick dog when he returns to his captors. like everything else, steve watches from the silence of his home. a few weeks go by with no further mail, and steve fears the baby could’ve met the same fate as her father.
then one day, an unlabeled box is left outside steve’s door. when he brings it inside and opens it on his living room floor, he finds baby barnes, asleep with a makeshift iv pumping sedatives through her tiny veins.
#eun returns to writing with the most unimaginably devastating mini series ever written?#sounds about right#eun’s writing#steve rogers#bucky barnes#captain america#the winter soldier#steve rogers angst#bucky barnes angst#stucky#stucky angst#dad!steve rogers#the avengers#mcu#marvel#steve rogers headcanon#steve rogers au#bucky barnes headcanon#bucky barnes au#avengers au#marvel au#mcu au#bucky barnes fanfiction#steve rogers fanfiction
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Has anyone ever seen the Lee Van Cleef pajamas meme? Because if not, you're in for a real treat...
#What does one even tag this#Art#America's sleepytime hero lee van cleef#No more eli wallach dreams#Even the color chart has me rolling#Van cleeftron acrylic (trademarked)#lee van cleef#the good the bad and the ugly#the dollars trilogy#for a few dollars more#Sabata#sabata 1969#return of sabata
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Return to Oz (1985). Dorothy, saved from a psychiatric experiment by a mysterious girl, is somehow called back to Oz when a vain witch and the Nome King destroy everything that makes the magical land beautiful.
HOW has this film escaped the legacy of children's horror masterpieces like The Dark Crystal and The Witches? I had pretty low expectations going in, but it really leans into the horror of its setting and lets Dorothy grow and regress in equal measure. Plus the stop motion and puppetry and practical effects are pretty awesome. Yeah, it's flawed, but man, I think I would've been obsessed with this if I'd watched it when I was 9. 7.5/10.
#return to oz#19885#Oscars 58#Nom: Visual Effects#walter murch#L. Frank Baum#gill dennis#Fairuza Balk#Nicol Williamson#piper laurie#jean marsh#america#american#horror#childrens#fantasy#1800s#7.5/10
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JSA Returns: Star-Spangled Comics #1 cover by Dave Johnson
#dc comics#sylvester pemberton#star-spangled kid#wesley dodds#the sandman#covers#jsa returns#jsa#justice society of america
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2004's Captain America Vol.5 #1 (LGY : #550 ; turning 20 today, feel old yet ?) cover by artist Steve Epting & colorist Frank D'Armata.
#Captain America#20th anniversary#2004#steve rogers#sharon carter#nick fury#out of time#2000s comics#2000s#00s#Captain America by Ed Brubaker & Steve Epting#Cap#Ed Brubaker#Steve Epting#Ed Brubaker's Captain Ameria#cover#art#comics#marvel#marvel comics#20th#Bucky's return#back from the dead#cool#The Red Skull#Bucky Barnes#the winter soldier#james buchanan barnes#20 years old#20 years ago
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Introducing ✨Mullet Luke Skywalker ✨💖!
#mark hamill#luke skywalker#young mark hamill#star wars#80s#empire strikes back#return of the jedi#70s#1970s#make America mullets again 🤪
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