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The scene in the Barbie trailer when Barbie is skating around with Ken and asks "Why is everyone staring at me?"
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ADOLESCENT GIRL.
Living in Barbieland (childhood girlhood) but then suddenly you're all grown up in the real world subject to scrutiny and sexualisation (the guy slapping Barbie's ass) and feeling like existing is a crime?
Being forced by adult men into a box (which leads to the not like other girls syndrome) and exploring the 'real world' (being forced to grow up too quickly) while fighting the realisation that maybe the world sucks and being a woman is so difficult while hoping with all your heart that it's not always going to be this way.
Losing touch with the very things that made you happy because they're considered immature and girly? (The group of teens that said they hadn't played with Barbies since they were five.)
Older women telling you that you have to learn the truth about the world and that you can never have your old life back (Kate Mckinnon's Barbie) despite it being the only thing you yearn for, but also older women being a bright spot and support (the old woman on the bench) in the endless slough of life.
And this is just the trailer!!! I'm so excited for this movie I can't breathe, Greta Gerwig the woman that you are 😭
#barbie#more thoughts on this when my mental coherence returns#but ahhh!#im also really excited to see america ferrera's role because I have a feeling it's gonna be pivotal#Barbie meta#the barbie movie#barbie (2023)#shut up im so excited#ken is the emotional support pet every adolescent girl needs#THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TEENAGE GIRL#i already love this movie so much#and it hasnt even released#thoughts r scattered cuz the trailer is that good
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God works fast, but modders work faster
#dog it hasnt even been a WEEK since it released for deluxe edition preorders lmdao#sh#sh2#sh2 remake#silent hill#silent hill 2 remake#konami#bloober team#sh memes#sh shitpost#sh2 memes#sh2 james#james sunderland#angela orosco#thomas the tank engine#silent hill memes#silent hill shitpost
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#slow down slow thE FUCK DOWN#HOW DID WE GET TO 109 MANGA READERS HAVENT EVEN HAD TIME TO PROCESS THAT SHIT YET#well hey maybe theyll adapt a chapter that hasnt been released yet i feel like thats where theyll go#but damn guys#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd manga#bsd spoiler#bsd spoilers#bsd anime#bsd season 5#bungou stray dogs season 5#bungo stray dogs season 5#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#osamu dazai#dazai#aya koda#bsd aya#bram stoker#bsd bram#nakajima atsushi#atsushi#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#bungou stray dogs atsushi#bsd meme
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(through gritted teeth) remember to tag your sxsg spoilers guys
#sxs generations#sxsg#sonic x shadow generations#if i see you post spoilers untagged in a character tag when thr game hasnt even officially released yet im blocking you on sight#text post#friday... juet god until friday please#physical release........
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When you go to Jay's youtube channel to see if he has any longer videos about his music writing process and get flash banged by a video announcing the Wisdom Saga will be released on August 30th 2024 (less than 2 weeks as of writing this post)
#he released the thunder saga a month ago bro needs to chill 💀#I'm not complaining that we're getting another saga I just didn't expect it to be this soon#the fandom hasnt even recovered from thunder bringer we're not gonna be okay on the 30th#epic saga#epic the musical#the odyssey#odysseus#epic the ocean saga#epic: the musical#epic the underworld saga#epic the troy saga#epic the thunder saga#epic the circe saga#epic the cyclops saga
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Adding onto my previous post about Komugi and if she’s able to eat chocolate
Since dogs can’t see colors the same way humans do, do you think she turns into a human and is just like “HOLY HELL WHY DOES THE GRASS LOOK LIKE THAT!?!?!?”. Do you think she retains some semblance of her colour blindness when she’s human and everyone’s confused on why this girl keeps saying her dress is muddy yellow and not pink? Does Iroha have to teach her that dogs see colours differently and then her whole worldview shatters? Imagine if she learns about shrimps and gets jealous they see more colours than she ever will.
Just another thought
#can you tell im already going insane for her#her series hasnt even released het but im making all these theories and thoughts about her#komugi inukai#cure wonderful#wonderful precure#wanderful precure#pretty cure#precure
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literally how i feel any time i read this line. absolutely NOT
i think he's a great mirror type character for the mc depending on how much you draw on the default ra-on and their characterization, but more specifically their feeling of inferiority to solomon (which i take for my mc loyal). both the mc and bael are stuck filling in for a role for a king that neither feels they're well equipped for or were even born to hold and the fact that bael's so used to taking the fall that he's automatically ready to do it for you too is just. man. orz
#cliffnotes/.txt#whb#bael whb#its so...augh he makes me so sad#ik itll probably take forever to get to avisos since the promised chapter 6 hasnt even released yet#but waiting so patiently to pick bael apart (not really patient (vibrating like a chihuahua))#bael and mc spiderman pointing meme#god and both being like an imperfect copy#just similar enough to pass off as a fraud but so very different at the same time#and bc of that they'll never be true replacements#though the mc isnt even supposed to be one its like#the moment of disappointment almost everyone has shown when they realize its not solomon#even if they change tunes and bounce back quickly its there#happy to meet you but still upset its not him#and the underlying expectation that it *should* be him at first#like how it should be beel in avisos. but its not#both get a good amount of reassurance and support from those around them tho i will say its nicd#esp after seeing how the rest of avisos' camp feels abt bael#they love him and trust in him so much even though he always feels like hes failing them just by not being the king#he does so much and still feels like itll never be enough#ok now im just rambling its time to be quiet before i write an essay in here
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YOOOO! HazbinHotel Trailer just Drop!😱 Spoilers Along with the Release date of Season 1 and 2! Let Us know your Opinion about it!😆
Some things we know:
Amazon Prime is the streaming service that took it up Season 1 will be released in January 2024
It's going to get a season 2
The voice actors still haven't been announced for some reason? The trailer has no dialogue on top of that. We see Lucifer, a lot of Alastor and Vox fighting, the weird demon-looking angel Adam, a meeting of Hell overlords discussing the angel threats, and Sir Pentious is part of the gang now. That's about it? The trailer's music reminds me of a Disney movie for kids. There are a lot of Tinkerbell chime noises and jazzy upbeat music which I don't think is fitting for what the show is trying to go for as a teen-to-adult plot regarding demons from Hell being murdered and dealing with abuse. (They have "Guess what, bitches?" on a text screen in the trailer too) So first impression is extreme overcrowding. List of characters that appear in the trailer alone: Charlie Alastor Vaggie Angel Dust Husker Niffty Sir Pentious Lucifer Lilith Vox Velvet Adam Rosie and we all know Cherri Bomb and Valentino are gonna show up too. These are way too many characters to introduce or juggle in an 8 episode season. There is no possible way to give our main characters enough screen time, focus, or development to make them meaningful protagonists. They either have to rush plots or drop character arcs to squeeze things into 8 episodes.
#really confused and surprised theres a season 2 announced when season 1 hasnt even been released yet#but it is A24 so maybe theyre more willing with their money than netflix or disney#im confused as to why it was announced as soon as the writers strike ended#because season 1 was finished and it was nothing but streaming service deals and PR team stuff happening at that point#so i dont think that is hte reason#it had to have been a streaming service deal still being refined#i just dont see anything meanful in the announcement trailer so#we'll have to wait for the official one#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel critical#im kinda sad that im not excited anymore#i waited years for this series#but after helluva boss season 2#ive kinda learned what to expect and i dont think its gonna be any good#especially because it breaks a ton of religious lore rules#and that means the world building is gonna be a mess#watch charlie vaggie and niffty get no development#everyone is still also very very red#the thumbnail alone... who are we meant to focus on?#im so tired
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Ooooh Chappell Roan album update from Dan Nigro!! They've written a "fun, up-tempo country song", "couple of ballads" and a "mid-tempo rock song". Apparently none of the songs they've written yet address the problems she's faced with her new-found fame and, excitingly, one of the songs includes a fiddle!!
ahhhhhhh I can't wait I haven't been this excited for a new album in years <33
#chappell roan#chappell roan news#im so excited for the recorded version of subway#ive listened to it far too many times and it hasnt even been released#pls help#i love her your honor
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Random canonshipping headcanons because I’m invested in this crackship:
Instead of common petnames such as ‘babe’ or ‘darling’, Perrin affectionately calls Viola ‘shutterbug’ bc DUH meanwhile Viola gives me ‘my muse’ vibes but also ‘ma cherie’ because French™️
Viola’s lockscreen is a quick phone pic she took of Perrin’s intensely focused face as she’s about to take a photo of some passerby Santalune Forest Pokémon, but the best part is Viola’s vivillon being casually perched on Perrin’s head the entire time kinda like a comically oversized bow
What can I say when you’re a Pokémon photographer you get used to staying extremely still as not to spook your subject, and sometimes you just get used to becoming a perch fer wild Pokémon who mistake you as a funky looking tree
In this case Viola’s ace just really likes to vibe with her trainer’s girlfriend and Perrin is more than happy with the arrangement even if she doesn’t notice the giant butterfly perched on her half of the time because yeah she’s just used to being a makeshift tree fer randomass mons
Perrin’s lockscreen is a photo she took on her camera of a victorious Viola leaping with joy and a jubilant sparkle in her eye after a hard fought gym battle against a tough opponent she had narrowly beat, the vibrant gym leader celebrating with her vivillon is defo one of Perrin’s favorite pics ever
Yes Perrin loves to photograph Pokémon, but her gym leader girlfriend in action is a very, very close second when it comes to favorite subjects
When it comes to how they met in the first place, I like to think Perrin travels around the world photographing a variety of Pokémon, and when she heard of a Kalosian gym leader who was also a Pokémon photographer specializing in bug types girly just had to visit the region and check her work out
They met in a gallery showcasing Viola’s latest collection of photos, and hit it off real quick with their shared love of capturing the hearts of Pokémon in a single snap (infodumping to each other bout their fave photographers, techniques, praising the other’s work, etc etc)
You know inside jokes with the homies that require seven layers of context and a highly specific sense of humor? Besides a love Pokémon photography itself, Perrin and Viola bond over photographer memes that only they understand like anyone who would overhear the conversation would be so fucking confused
Like, their Pokégram dms are just filled with spamming the other really niche photographer memes/reels because meme spamming is its own love language
Need Viola taking Perrin as her plus one to some Kalos Pokémon League event and Perrin to make some obscure reference that sends the bug type specialist giggling and Korrina leans over to Grant to playfully stage whisper, “Damn, you never made her laugh like that when you two were dating” and Grant would roll his eyes as he goodnaturedly shoves off Korrina and mutter something about weird photographer humor
Grant and Viola as besties who tried dating but found they were better as homies and Grant wingmanning Viola when she was mad crushing on this traveling photographer can I get an amennnnn
Jokes on her while Viola was meticulously planning how she’s going to rizz up this baddie with box dye, Perrin thought they were already dating and Viola preferred to take it slow because useless sapphics <3333
When they’re OFFICIALLY dating not much really changes between the two expect more physical affection (smoochies!!) because ah yes Viola, her calling you all these sweet nicknames and consistently ‘hanging out’ with you all alone at Kalos’ most famous romantic spots is soooo normal gal pal behavior mhm yeah y’all dressing up all cute and stylish to go cafe hopping around Lumiose City was soooo platonic
Perrin and several of Viola’s friends tease the HELL outta her fer this fer pretty much the rest of time but hey!!! Now that the air is cleared, Perrin turns up the blatant flirtiness with her official girlfriend now that she knows Viola is comfortable with going not so slow so to speak >:)))
Rip Santalune City’s gym leader girly got that raging gay panic on a daily basis now
There’s tons of long distance girlfriends shenanigans because Viola has to consistently stay in Kalos to run her gym while Perrin continues her travels, this leads to timezone shenanigans where it’s like three am fer one of them and the other is just casually grabbing brunch but it’s finnneeee gods knows the gays don’t need sleep
Ruining your circadian rhythm fer your gay lover is also a love language guys trust trust trust
Assuming they met and started dating pre-Kalos game events, imagine it’s a videocall that’s like:
“Shutterbug, hey, um, why does every news station say Kalos was hit with a huge mega death ray?”
“Oh yeahhh don’t worry about it the whole thing got resolved by that super tough challenger I told you about a few weeks ago, anyways LOOK at this gorgeous Volcorona I was so lucky to meet today!”
“Viola please- wait those wings are so glossy wow the trainer must be taking such good care of them.”
Perrin says she’s not sure how a single kid can singlehandedly save the whole region from certain doom mixed with legendary Pokémon, the events of the DLC go down (whatever they may be), and then she calls Viola with a, “…okay, okay yeah I get it now.”
Anyways that’s all I got fer now if I decide to make a part two list then yiipppeeeee I love getting invested in total crackships
#‘op the dlc hasnt even been released yet’ DONT CARE BAMMMOO YURI BLAST YURI BLAST YU-#no but fr who needs canon when i can make up entire storylines based on ‘theyre both photographers’#the only canon i need is their camera brands#plays with crackships like the characters are two dolls im shushing together#‘kiss! kiss! kiss!’ i say as they prolly dont know the other exists in canon#canonshipping#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#perrin#perrin pokemon#viola pokemon
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Everyone complaining about how bad Veilguard looks or how "we waited 10 years for this" is weak. Be a fan of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines and experience the disappointment of getting the farce that is Bloodlines 2 after 20 years of waiting and THEN talk about pain
#sophie.txt#THIS IS A JOKE BTW THIS IS A JOKE#YOURE ALLOWED TO FEEL DISAPPOINTED BY DAV THIS IS A JOKE#i just realized 'oh huh THIS is why im not phased.'#'bloodlines 2 broke me and it hasnt even released yet'#vampire the masquerade#vtmb#vtmb2#dragon age#datv
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#btw i cant edit polls#if i forgot another one i'm just screwed#NOT including cherry bc it hasnt even been released in a snapshot yet
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My beautiful dog finished his rally career in style, with three phenomenal qualifying runs and his rally master (RM) title!
I have had so much fun learning rally obedience with this little dog. He's forgiving when I'm not quite sure where my feet are supposed to be but sensitive enough to hold me accountable when I'm being unfair in my handling. I prioritized his confidence and joy in the ring over our ribbons and man, it paid off! In exactly one year of trialing, he finished off his novice, intermediate, advanced, excellent, masters titles (and more than half those runs were High in Class runs!), but more importantly, he looked thrilled to be playing the game.
It sucks that an injury is taking him out in his prime, but I'm so grateful that Mav was the dog I got to learn with. He's the coolest dog in the world. ❤
#dogblr#maverick#rally obedience#i could possibly work him through his spine issue but honestly thats not fair to him#hes such a hard worker he would do it even if it hurt#so its better to end here on a good note#(we wouldve ended regardless if he got his title or not - just wouldve been much more sad)#i have a really fun post for when i get to brag about him being rhe number 1 brittany in ckc rally#but ckc hasnt released their top dogs yet so i need to wait for confirmation#his only remaining sport is nosework and even that is only for the summer#hes pretty much done everything#lowkey hiking and enrichment for the summer#lots of visits with people he loves#hes the best dog in the world this all sucks so much
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the extremely mild annoyance of discovering that i have forgotten to mute one of the veilguard tags by having veilguard fanart reblogged onto my dash
#like i'm not even avoiding it for spoiler reasons i'm avoiding it for The Discourse#i was not there when the deep magic was written (DAI release) but i was here for BG3 release and all the discourse that spawned#also i know im in a minority here but i personally have a very silly dislike for fan-created content for a game that hasnt even released yet#hence muting the tags and avoiding basically all discussion of the game across my fandom servers#still will likely create for the fandom once DATV drops but will likely take an extended break from fandom spaces#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#az talks#fandom critical#posts into oblivion
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none of us are ever giving up grieving the fact david never talked about the eskovian language but now i wanna know whats wrong with the floral of eskew. sure the flesh roses but that couldve just been a mrs why and mr how exclusive. what could have possbily been happening at the botanical gardens...
#this is all good at showing theres more episodes david made that even he doesnt remember and hes both repressed/hasnt been released#which is good for the narrative. but its too good at its job it drives me insane I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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google search how do i keep my current obsession and bring in a second obsession at the same time without having a whole breakdown about """losing""" the current thing to the next thing
#you think id learn after 8.5 goddamn years of being in fandom#that joining/rejoining a fandom#does Not make me stop liking the old one#like i would go ape shit and obsess again if some new ut/dr stuff released#i would go ape shit and obsess again if they made a new steven universe miniseries/movie/etc#i would go ape shit and obsess again if a new season of infinity train came out#i would legit Die if hiveswap act 3 came out. even before i started getting back into homestuck#i bought a fullmetal alchemist pop figure that was on clearance the other day. shes not even one of my favs#hell i was never properly into the portal fandom but i still go FUCKING BONKERS whenever i see portal shit anywhere#its literally fiiiiiiinnneeeee#i should know by now that it's not that i lose the fandom#it's that when there's not a lot of new shit for a while i dont have fuel for the autism fire#there hasnt been much new sonic stuff relatively for the past few months. which comes after there's been SO MUCH lately before then#small wonder that i'd be gnawing at my leg figuratively for something new to do#which. apparently is making a sonic+homestuck crossover???? whatever lmao
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