#and peter will not share

[expelliarmus]

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Peter to Remus, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one. James, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Marlene: That sounds so threatening… Lily: The Wedding Games… Sirius: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Remus: Beautiful. Peter: Fuck all of you!

[zanephillips]

DANNY SWARSBRICK Car Share (2015 - 2020) 2.02 "The Smurf"

[voidfluid]

more random

[bluegiragi]

they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

nsfw on patreon

[erinwantstowrite]

can you tell us anything about friendsgiving since it’s thanksgiving?

i can give you some out of context comic 🥰 this takes place during Friendsgiving (which i fear my turn into a short arc...) anyways i can't tell you what's being discussed here and it'll be funny watching y'all try to figure it out

[thanatos-moon]

Spiderman being the most relatable superhero part one

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #155

Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY. 

Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"

Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.

While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.

He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand

However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past

Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"

Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"

It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from. 

They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now

[maiiuelle]

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“where are you going?” you question, hands gripping the base of your turtleneck sweater.

“i just figured i’d crash on the couch?” peter looks at you confused from your bedroom doorway, pointing down the hall behind him with his thumb.

“when have you ever slept on the couch?”

“i mean, i don't know — since we’re not official anymore?”

“you’re not sleeping on the couch, peter.” you laugh under your breath, pulling your shirt over your head and tossing it haphazardly into your overflowing laundry basket. you pluck a sweatshirt from your dresser drawer, pushing it closed with your hip.

“well, now I’m not.” he stares at you, practically panting like he’s never seen you in a bra before, until his eyes focus on the window he just snuck in through. “jesus, close the blinds! do you always strip in front of the whole neighborhood?” he limps over to it, pulling the blinds down and webbing them shut.

“wouldn’t you like to know,” you move to push off your jeans next, but you pause. “are you going to go feral if i change in front of you?”

“no! no, no, nope — self-control is my middle name.” your ex-boyfriend dramatically turns around, making a show of dropping himself onto your bed and covering his eyes. though, he parts his fingers to peek through at you, and you can’t help but giggle.

what’s the difference anyway? he’s seen it all before. you turn your back to him, pulling your jeans off and kicking them into the corner of the room. you feel his eyes on you as you pull on a pair of sleep shorts — tying them loosely and leaning over to flick off the lights.

you don’t make it far before he’s on you, his hands snaking around your stomach to pull you against him.

“peter—”

“you know, now that i think about it, benjamin is my middle name,” he laughs in your ear, breath shaky against your neck. your head falls back to rest against his shoulder, “not — uh self-control.”

peter’s anxious breathing turns into a frustrated sigh, his hands roaming up and down your torso — slowly finding their way to your hips, using them as handles to keep you pushed flush against him.

“mm, so we’re really still not official? because this feels official.”

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[titanebaby]

horseplay in the lake / we’re so lucky to have him on the team

ft. the poem that peter tweeted abt

[spookydestinycat]

Doctor Who Poll: Favourite Modern Doctor?

[sophisticatedswifts]

maisie peters opening the eras tour

[spider-mand]

Yeah Deadpool's a quipster and all but I feel like Spidey's still the bigger troll.

[stevesbipanic]

Steve injures his ankle in ninth grade and is forced to sit on the bleachers at P.E for 6 weeks. Here he meets Eddie "Sick Note for Life" Munson and the two of them become little gossipers about everyone in their grades.

[erinwantstowrite]

ok ok ok so there are technically no spoilers in this image so I am sending it here just 'cause we all know I'm barely keeping a hold on nerding about my aus

[angelyuji]

this is my peter parker