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๐‘ถ๐’๐’…๐’†๐’“ (๐‘ท๐’‚๐’“๐’• ๐‘ถ๐’๐’†)
๊œฑแดœแดแดแด€ส€ส: ๐„๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐œ๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐›๐š๐œ๐ค ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐ข๐๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐š๐ง๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐๐ฌ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐œ๐จ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ, ๐–๐š๐ง๐๐š. ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ž๐ž๐ฉ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ, ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž'๐ฌ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ซ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ, ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ. ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ๐จ ๐š๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐œ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐–๐š๐ง๐๐š ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ, ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐œ๐š๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ž๐ฆ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐.
แด˜แด€ษชส€ษชษดษข: ๐–๐š๐ง๐๐š ๐Œ๐š๐ฑ๐ข๐ฆ๐จ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ฑ ๐‘๐ž๐š๐๐ž๐ซ
แดกแด€ส€ษดษชษดษข๊œฑ: ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–+ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ, ๐š๐ ๐ž ๐ ๐š๐ฉ, ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ 
๐‘พ๐’๐’“๐’… ๐’„๐’๐’–๐’๐’•: 4.6๐’Œ
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๐™ณ๐š’๐šœ๐šŒ๐š•๐šŠ๐š’๐š–๐šŽ๐š›: ๐šƒ๐š‘๐š’๐šœ ๐š’๐šœ ๐š–๐šข ๐š๐š’๐š›๐šœ๐š ๐š ๐š˜๐š›๐š” ๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š› ๐šŠ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐š†๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šŠ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐™ผ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š• ๐š’๐š— ๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐šŽ๐š›๐šŠ๐š•, ๐šœ๐š˜ ๐™ธ ๐š‘๐š˜๐š™๐šŽ ๐™ธ ๐š๐š’๐š๐š—'๐š ๐š–๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ ๐šž๐š™ ๐š๐š˜๐š˜ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š—๐šข ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š๐šœ. ๐™ธ'๐š– ๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐šœ๐šž๐š™๐šŽ๐š› ๐šŠ๐š ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šข๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ผ๐™ฒ๐š„ ๐šœ๐š˜ ๐™ธ'๐š– ๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐šœ๐šž๐š›๐šŽ ๐™ธ ๐š๐š’๐š ๐šŠ ๐š๐š˜๐š˜๐š ๐š“๐š˜๐š‹ ๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š, ๐™ธ ๐š‘๐š˜๐š™๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐š๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š–๐šŽ ๐š’๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š'๐šœ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐šœ๐šŽ.
๐™ธ'๐š– ๐š‘๐š˜๐š™๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š—๐š—๐šŠ ๐šŽ๐š—๐š“๐š˜๐šข ๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐š†๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šŠ ๐š๐š‘๐š˜๐šž๐š๐š‘.
๐™ฐ๐š•๐šœ๐š˜, ๐™ด๐š—๐š๐š•๐š’๐šœ๐š‘ ๐š’๐šœ ๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐š–๐šข ๐š๐š’๐š›๐šœ๐š ๐š•๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šž๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ, ๐™ธ ๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐šž๐š’๐š—๐šŽ๐š•๐šข ๐š๐š›๐š’๐šŽ๐š ๐š–๐šข ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šœ๐š.
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Baby, am I your little secret?
Iโ€™m old enough to keep it
โ€œY/N! Hurry up, please. Wanda is waiting for us!โ€ You groaned as your mother yelled from the living room. You were fully aware there was absolutely no need for you to take so long to get ready; your momโ€™s best friend had invited you both to her house since her boys were at their fatherโ€™s for the week. Your mom had politely asked you to cancel any plans you had with your friends since she believed her friend needed some company because of the messy divorce she was currently going through. You had pretended to huff and puff while trying to convince your mother to go over Wandaโ€™s alone, but she had (luckily) insisted for you to go as well, which made you extremely happy due to the fact that you had an embarrassingly huge crush on the woman since you and your mother had come out of hiding.
It had been two years since the two of you had finally been able to come back to your birthplace. You had spent most of your life in hiding, and your mother had never fully explained to you why you had to go into hiding in the first place. The only thing you were aware of was that it had something to do with her job, which, again, you had no specific idea of what it was. You had met, in the last two years, her coworkers, but none of them had ever said a word about the job; not even Wanda had told you, and you had no idea why.ย 
You had once heard a conversation between your mother and Tony, which was somewhat their boss from what you had gathered so far, but they were just talking about how much your mother was lucky that you had never seen or heard anything about what had happened before the two of you got into hiding, but you had no idea from whom you shouldโ€™ve heard something since no one was even willing to talk to you about it.ย 
Anyhow, you were now trying to look as good as possible to go over to Wandaโ€™s, not that the redhead would even notice; sure, she was nice, but she was also your momโ€™s best friend, so she obviously saw you as her own daughter from the moment she reconciled with the both of you after 16 years. Wanda would probably make a comment about how you looked nice, grown up, or even like a lady, but she would never look at you as you wished she would. Sighing at your own thoughts, you ran your fingers through your hair, trying not to make them look as curly as the iron had made them. You didnโ€™t want your mother to notice you had tried to look beautiful for an easy dinner as that was going to be. You ran down the stairs, grabbing your coat, and you saw your mother waiting impatiently at the door. You rolled your eyes at her behavior, and then you smiled happily.
โ€œSo, are we going?โ€ You asked as your mother looked at you incredulously, almost giving you a piece of her mind because of how long she had to wait for you; you didnโ€™t give her a chance though; you just opened the door in front of the two of you and went outside. Your mother followed you, sighing. You held your purse closer to your face as you roamed your hands inside. After a few seconds you took out of your bag your pack of cigarettes, and you brought one to your mouth, lighting it up.
โ€œCare to tell me why on earth it took you so long to get ready? Itโ€™s not even like weโ€™re going to some fancy dinner or place.โ€ Your mother didnโ€™t even bother to scold you for smoking; she was as sure as heck against it. The two of you had fought for almost as long as you had been smoking, even if you were in hiding when you started. She knew those years were difficult for you; you had no one to talk to beside her, you had no friends, you couldnโ€™t make friends, you never went to school. Your mother had taught you everything you knew, which was everything she knew, everything she had ever learned, from talking to reading and writing. She tried to teach you as many school subjects as she could; she taught you grammar, math, history, and geography. The one thing your mother sure as hell knew and taught you perfectly were foreign languages; you had no idea how or when she had learned them, but she managed to teach you French, German, Russian, Chinese, Italian, and Latin.
โ€œI did not take long to get ready; I just didnโ€™t want to come.โ€ You replied, taking a puff and smiling to yourself. Your mother had absolutely no idea you would have spent even more time to get ready to see Wanda, if only you couldโ€™ve been sure she would never get suspicious about it. You got in your seat and you fastened your seatbelt; your mother drove off while you rolled down the window.ย 
โ€œY/N, itโ€™s freezing outside.โ€ It was the same argument your mother made every time to guilt-trip you into stopping your addiction to those cigarettes she hated so much. Not once did she actually manage to make you stop, but that never stopped her from trying. โ€œSo, Tony managed to find a way for you to take those exams we talked about.โ€
โ€œHe did?โ€ You basically screamed and jumped in your seat. Your mother and Tony had been trying to find a way for you to actually not having to go through all those school years you had missed. You knew Tony was extremely rich and powerful, but yet you had no idea how he had managed to do such a thing. His plan was for you to take an exam for each subject that was considered necessary for basic knowledge and for the college you wanted to go to. When Stak first talked to you about his idea, you immediately refused. You had no idea how you were supposed to study for an exam; you had no idea what schools usually expected for exams; you werenโ€™t even sure you knew enough stuff to pass it. Your mother, on the other hand, was enthusiastic with the plan; she was so sure she had taught you everything you were supposed to know; she even stated that you knew more than most of the population of the US, but still you werenโ€™t sure.ย 
Of course it was Wanda the one to change your mind; she made sure to plan out some mock exams for you, she made sure you were taught how to properly study, and she assisted you in everything you possibly needed. Your mother helped her do everything, of course, but it was her approval and her faith in you that made you a bit more confident in what you were capable of.ย 
โ€œSolnyshko, you are perfectly capable of passing every exam they could put you through. Iโ€™m already sure you are, but if you donโ€™t have that much faith in yourself yet, I will make sure you find out how brilliant you are.โ€
And just like that, you called Tony yourself, and you asked him to do everything he could to let you take those exams.
โ€œHeโ€™s Tony; of course he did.โ€ Your mother smiled at you; you could see how she warmed up as soon as she saw how happy the news made you. You were so lucky to have her; despite your arguments, the two of you were everything you both needed to carry on; she made sure you knew that from the very moment you took your first breath alongside her. You knew the bond the two of you had was the strongest thing in the world. Even if during those years in hiding you suffered, and you were positive your mother suffered as well, probably more than you, she always made sure to let you know you were loved. She always reminded you of all those people who rescued you when you were a baby, who saw you take your first steps and cheered with her when you called her "Mom" for the first time. In those 16 years, she never once let a single doubt about how much you were loved even cross your mind; she made sure you had everything you ever needed, even if it meant sneaking into shops, bars, or movies. You were extremely grateful she was the one to choose to keep you when they rescued you; you didnโ€™t even care if you had had to spend all those years locked away from the rest of the world because you had the most caring, strong, and important person with you all the way. โ€œWhat are you thinking about?โ€ Your mother asked, looking at you curiously; lately she had a hard time figuring out what was going through your head. When the two of you came back to your birthplace and finally managed to live a normal life, your mother knew that a lot of things were about to change. She knew you were going to start questioning a lot of things, that you were going to figure out a lot of stuff that you didnโ€™t even know existed before, and most of all, she knew that all those fights the two of you didnโ€™t have during your teenage years were going to happen all at once. She was ready for that; what she wasn't ready for was for her not to be able to understand you anymore.
โ€œI love you, mom.โ€ You blurted out without even thinking; it had been quite a while since you had said it out loud, and now you were regretting waiting so much to tell her because she was your whole world still, and you needed to remind her of that. You needed to remind her that no matter what had changed or what could still change, no matter what happened in the world or around you, nothing was ever going to break your special bond. You kissed her on the cheek before looking out the window. โ€œOh, weโ€™re here. I was so caught up in my own thoughts I hadn't noticed.โ€ You smiled at your mother before getting out of the car.ย 
As soon as you shut the door, you heard the gate behind you squeak. You immediately turned around to find yourself in front of the woman of your current dreams. Her long, wavy red hair was let loose and was framing her face as if she were a portrait. Her green eyes were soft and kind, as you had always seen them; her smile was genuine, not as happy as youโ€™d wished it was, but she was getting there; you knew it. She was wearing a pink minidress, which seemed more of a combined blouse and skirt, with a pair of not-so-high heels. She looked immensely beautiful, and you wouldโ€™ve told her so if it werenโ€™t for the tiny fact that she was 34 years old and you were 20, she was your motherโ€™s best friend and coworker, and she was straight, recently divorced, and a mother of two.ย 
Just your average-looking relationship.
As you approached Wanda, her smile widened, and yours did too. She opened her arms in your direction, waiting for you to fall into her embrace, just like you always had done. She obviously had no idea the reason why you loved her hugs so much. She had no idea you loved feeling so close to her; you knew it was the only way you had to feel it. She had no idea you loved her perfumeโ€”the one you were so obsessed with, the one that was all her. Most of all, she had no idea if it were for you; the embrace would last forever.ย 
โ€œOh, how are you, detka?" The redhead asked you, and you shivered hearing her accent. You briefly wondered if she could feel it too, but you tried to shake those doubts off because you knew you couldnโ€™t get too lost in your thoughts when you were with her; it was like she could hear them, as if she had a gift.
โ€œSheโ€™s stubborn as always, Wanda. Can you believe she took more than an hour to get ready just because she had wanted to do something with her friends instead?โ€ You heard your motherโ€™s voice behind you, and you rolled your eyes as you took a step back from your heaven. You felt guilty for letting Wanda think you didnโ€™t want to come, to let her think you would put anyone before her, when she was the only thing you could ever think about, from the very moment you opened your eyes in the morning until you fell asleep. Even then, more often than not, you would dream about her.ย 
โ€œYou should stop putting your daughter in awkward situations, Nat; Iโ€™ve told you this before. Anyway, I can totally believe she took more than an hour to get ready. Ty vyglyadish' prekrasno, sulnyshko.โ€ You looked up from the very interesting spot you had found on the ground, and you stared into those beautiful green eyes. Wanda was smiling at you, and you had no idea what she had told you; her dialect always reminded you of Russian, but you knew she was Sokovian, and you didnโ€™t know a single Sokovian word. You knew she was talking to you because you recognized the pet name she had started calling you as soon as you and your mother had come back. Sulnyshko meant sunshine, or little sun, which was the literal translation and also the one you preferred. She always called you that, and each time you blushed heavily, you could feel the warmth reach your ears, and you knew she noticed it every time too, because after feeling your face and ears get warm, youโ€™d notice her smile widening.ย 
โ€œShall we get inside?โ€ Wanda asked, her gaze shifting from looking closely at your reaction to looking at your mother and gesturing for the both of you to get inside. Your mother nodded, and the three of you entered her house. It was warmer than you had expected; you didnโ€™t know if it was because the redhead knew you would be there or because she was getting better at taking care of herself and not basically almost freezing herself to death.
You knocked on the door; you knew you shouldnโ€™t be there, but your mother had just finished telling you that the day before she had gone to Wandaโ€™s, she had found the woman curled up on the couch, staring blankly at the TV screen, which had been off.ย 
You were worried; you knew she hadnโ€™t invited you to her house, but you needed to see her; you needed to know she was at least managing. You had no idea why the joint custody of the boys seemed to be a problem; it was one of the many topics no one seemed to want to explain to you. The only thing you knew was that Vision might get full custody, and you were sure Wanda was not taking it well.
It had been some minutes and no one had answered the door. You didnโ€™t know if you needed to be relieved, if maybe she went somewhere with her children, or if you had to be even more worried than you already were. You tried knocking again.ย 
The door swung open in front of you, and you found yourself looking at the woman you loved had a huge crush on; she seemed angry, stressed, and sad all at once.ย 
โ€œIf Iโ€™m not answering, maybe I donโ€™t want to be bo - Malyshka. Hi, what are you doing here?โ€ She stopped her yelling as soon as her eyes landed on you. You wanted to disappear from her porch cursing yourself for bothering her, but she was now looking at you with so much love and affection that you couldn't do anything else than hug her.ย 
She didnโ€™t hug you back immediately; you felt her body stiffen at first, but slowly you felt her arms circle your figure and her own loosen up; you almost felt as if you needed to support her before she fell to the ground.ย 
You hugged for what felt like hours, days even, but you didnโ€™t let go; you never wouldโ€™ve.ย 
โ€œMay I come in? I was worried about you, to be honest.โ€ You mumbled into her shoulder; you heard her sigh, she didnโ€™t like to be rescued. Wanda let go of your body and gestured for you to get inside. You gave her an apologetic smile as you stepped into her house. As soon as Wanda closed the door, the slight warmth coming from the sun was gone, and you found yourself in a freezing room.ย 
โ€œDo you want some tea? Or coffee?โ€ The redhead asked you, acting as if nothing was off, as if her house couldn't compete with Santa Clauseโ€™s; but you were there to make her feel better, and you were going to do just that.ย 
โ€œLet me take care of that; is that okay? Maybe you could wait in the living room or on the couch, whatever you prefer.โ€ You smiled at her as she nodded; she went off to the couch, and you went to the kitchen, starting on making some tea. As you wandered around the kitchen looking into the cabinets to find something to eat along with the tea, you decided to just bake some cookies. Wanda had not much to eat.ย 
You added that to the list of things to worry about, and you started to make the dough. You were so lost in cooking that when you turned around and found Wanda sitting at the counter, you jumped and almost screamed.ย 
โ€œIโ€™m sorry, I didnโ€™t mean to startle you. I just didnโ€™t want to be alone on the couch knowing you are here,โ€ the redhead explained to you, and you smiled at her. You took her hands in yours and nodded. You then turned around once again and grabbed two mugs. You poured some water into them and placed Earl Gray in her mug and orange cinnamon in yours.ย ย 
You took your seat beside her and waited for the tea to cool off a bit. You noticed Wanda was grabbing the mug tightly, as if she were trying to warm herself up; you wondered why she wasnโ€™t turning on the heat if she was cold.ย 
โ€œI was wondering... do you mind if I turn on the heat just a little bit? I donโ€™t know about you, but I would love it a bit warmer in here.โ€ You tried it this way; maybe if you made it about you and not about her, she wouldnโ€™t feel like you were trying to help her or rescue her and would agree with you.ย 
โ€œOh, Iโ€™m sorry, it didnโ€™t occur to me you might find it cold in here. Iโ€™m used to it; I donโ€™t usually feel that cold, but if you want, I can turn it up for you.โ€ You nodded gratefully and smiled victoriously as you watched her make her way to the thermostat. She was soon back at your side, and you both drank the tea in silence. You looked at her from time to time, but she was always looking down into her mug, as if she had found something interesting inside.
When you were both finished with it, you grabbed the mugs and washed them. You looked at the time and noticed the cookies still needed 20 more minutes. You didnโ€™t want to overstay your welcome, but you wanted to make sure she was going to eat something. Conflicted, you tried to make a good impression anyway.ย 
โ€œCan I leave the cookies to your care? I think-โ€ Wanda didnโ€™t let you finish your sentence; she grabbed your hand as she noticed you rising once again from the chair, only this time there were no mugs to wash. You looked at her concerned and found her eyes looking at you hopeful.ย 
โ€œCan you stay some more time? I donโ€™t feel like being alone, and I really enjoy your company.โ€ Her lip was quivering, you didnโ€™t want her to cry; she probably wouldn't have done it anyway, not in front of you. In that moment, you had to take complete control of yourself and try not to stare at her lips when she needed you.ย 
You erased the distance there was between the two of you and hugged her once again; she immediately responded to the embrace this time, hugging you tightly.ย 
โ€œIโ€™m not going anywhere.โ€
The dinner was pleasant, not that you ever had any doubt about it. Wanda was an amazing hostess, and your mother had always been amazing to spend time with. You had tried once again to ask them how they met; they both rolled their eyes at you, and while your mother laughed at you for never giving up, Wanda smiled at you apologetically. You were sure she wanted to tell you somethingโ€”anything of the things they were all keeping you out ofโ€”but probably they had made her swear she wouldnโ€™t.
You had noticed Wanda was restless that evening; she kept looking at you and then looking away, like you burned her with your gaze. She often blushed, and you had no idea why; she even had to pop a button of her dress or two open, but you didnโ€™t even have time to fully appreciate her beauty that she buttoned up again, in a rush. The redhead kept blushing, she kept fidgeting in her seat, she was always moving; even your mother noticed and asked her if everything was okay. Wanda just nodded and told her she was hot, brushing it off as nothing. You just didnโ€™t believe her; something was off, and you had no idea what that could be.ย 
Every time your mother and her friend talked about things only the two of them could understand, your mind trailed off, wandering to places and universes in which you and Wanda were together, in which you could admire her in all her beauty. You wished you really could see all of her; you wished you could kiss her every day, multiple times a day; you wished you could kiss every part of her; you wished she would kiss you too.ย 
You had recently found out about certain things you had not known before, the way one can enjoy a bit of pain during the pleasure, and the way sometimes it enhances the pleasure itself. So, each time Wanda would use her hands while talking, you would picture those hands gently closing around your throat while she soothes you but also pleasures you.
Your mind was so far gone during that dinner, and you were glad neither your mother nor Wanda noticed anything, except for when Wanda would occasionally look at you with those big green eyes, which seemed bigger than usual, just when you were thinking about things extremely explicitly. So then you felt guilty for thinking about such things involving her.ย 
โ€œSo, since it has been two weeks, do you have any news for us?โ€ Your mother asked her friend, and you wanted to curse at her. You knew what she wanted to know; she was waiting for Wanda to tell you how her week with her children was, if she had seen Vision, and if they had talked. You were worried Wanda just wasnโ€™t ready to talk about it, and, also, you really didnโ€™t want to know anything about the sperm donor.ย 
Your internal cursing at your mother and Vision was interrupted by the sweetest laugh you had ever heard. Wanda was looking at you, and she was genuinely laughing. You had no idea why; you hadnโ€™t talked or, wait...
โ€œDid I say that out loud?โ€ You asked extremely embarrassed; you were now sure that all those efforts not to make your mother or Wanda suspicious about your feelings towards the redhead were now useless. How could you have been so stupid toโ€”
โ€œNo, lisichka, I think Wanda here is being a little silly, isnโ€™t she?โ€ You knew very well that tone; your mother was warning Wanda, and you had no idea why, but you didnโ€™t like it. Whatever was the reason that made the redhead laugh was okay; she was laughing, and there was nothing more beautiful in the whole world. You wished to be able to hear her laughter every day, to be the one to make her laugh, to be able to laugh with her. You wanted to be able to sneak up to her, tickle her, and watch her squirm against your fingersโ€”
โ€œI- I think I need to go check on the dessert; excuse me for a moment.โ€ The redhead unwillingly interrupted you again. You noticed her blush a little before she made her way to the kitchen; you were now confused. You had expected for her to feel either intimidated by your mother or angry at her tone; you had not expected for her to blush and hide away. Your mother excused herself as well, saying she needed to go to the bathroom. You nodded and took that opportunity to stand up and follow Wanda to the kitchen, already planning to use as an excuse the fact that you wanted to see if she needed help.
As you entered the kitchen, you stopped your steps to look at the woman in front of you. She was leaning against the counter, both hands gripping onto it; she looked just beautiful. You got closer and you caught a glimpse of her legs, so smooth and long, and you lost yourself in your thoughts. The way you wanted to kiss them so badlyโ€”to touch them, caress them, feel them tremble againstโ€”
โ€œYou need to stop.โ€ Her voice was trembling; you had no idea what she was talking about. She still wasnโ€™t facing you, but you could see her whole body quivering, and for a moment you were worried she was hurt, that maybe she hurt herself in some way, so you made your way to her. As you got closer, her grip on the counter tightened, and her breath got more labored. โ€œThe things you do to me, with your stares, your looks. You have no idea of the way you look at me, like you want to devour me. And then your thoughts... I just-โ€
ย โ€œMy what?โ€ You were now looking at the woman confused; why was she walking about your thoughts? Sure, you always thought it was weird for her to always know what you were thinking about, but you always assumed it was because she knew you better than most people. Wanda turned around; she was now facing you; her eyes were dark, darker than you had ever seen them, and she was looking at you intensely. She started to walk towards you; she was merely inches away. You could feel her breath on your face, and you wanted to feel her even closer. She closed her eyes, and as she opened them again, everything was gone. You heard your mother walk close by and Wanda walking away.ย ย 
โ€œI burned the dessert, Iโ€™m so sorry. Nat, I think itโ€™s better for the two of you to go now. Iโ€™m sorry. I just need some time alone; I feel tired right now.โ€
And just like that, you and your mother were on your way home; Wanda had not said goodbye to you the way she used to. She didnโ€™t hug you, and you missed it. She didnโ€™t kiss your cheek, and you missed the feeling of her lips against your skin. The redhead didnโ€™t even explain to you what was happening before your mother came into the kitchen. You had no idea what you had done, but something had changed.
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solxamber ยท 2 days ago
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Romance Clichรฉs With: Idia Shroud
Clichรฉ: The Dramatic Save
Others: Leona ; Vil ; Azul ; Kalim
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The thing about Idia is that heโ€™s very used to lurking in the background. Life is much simpler that way. But ever since youโ€™d started spending more time with him, heโ€™d found himself in the wildest, most "otome game" situations imaginable. And today? Today topped them all.
Youโ€™d been standing together in the courtyard, him telling you about his latest game finds, hands shoved into his pockets as he tried not to fidget too much. It was rare he got to hang out with someone he, uh, actually wanted to hang out with, so his nerves were pinging off the charts.
Thatโ€™s when it happened.
With zero warning, a large, heavy textbook teetered off the edge of a windowsill above and began its rapid descent towards Idiaโ€™s head. He didnโ€™t notice; he was too busy stammering about his latest high score. But you did.
In one swift move, you threw yourself across the space between you and practically flew through the air, hands outstretched like some overdramatic action hero.
You managed to get between him and the descending missile (okay, just a textbook, but in the moment, it was deadly), and though the impact wasnโ€™t as dramatic as youโ€™d pictured, you still managed to shield him with your entire being, shoving him safely aside.
By the time he realized what was going on, you were already fussing over him. โ€œOh my gosh, are you okay?! Did it hit you anywhere?โ€
He blinked, processing what just happened as you started checking his head for bumps, squinting at his shocked face. โ€œUhโ€ฆ w-what?โ€ he stammered, brain catching up about three seconds too late. โ€œDidโ€ฆ did you justโ€ฆ jump in front of me?โ€ The look of awe on his face was equal parts adorable and ridiculous.
โ€œWell, obviously!โ€ You laughed, still fussing, hands on his shoulders. โ€œAre you alright?โ€
Idiaโ€™s mouth opened and closed as he tried to process the sheer amount of romance that just smacked him in the face. You, his crush, his dream come to life, had gone full protagonist, for him. It was like the best tropes had all collided in his brain at once, and it was overwhelming in the best way possible.
โ€œN-No oneโ€™s ever done something like thatโ€ฆ f-for meโ€ฆโ€ he mumbled, cheeks reddening as he stared at you with this helpless, smitten look.
You tilted your head, a soft smile crossing your face. โ€œWell, Iโ€™d do it again if it meant keeping you safe, Idia.โ€
Somewhere in his brain, the confetti cannons were going off. The โ€œlove meterโ€ hit max. The screen flashed โ€œTRUE ENDINGโ€ in bold, sparkly letters. He knew it was all real, but a tiny part of him felt like heโ€™d accidentally triggered some hidden route with a secret character, and that character was you.
And before he could stop himself, the words tumbled out of his mouth in a rush. โ€œI think Iโ€™m in love with you. Like, maybe have been for a while. Youโ€™re like, the one or something, andโ€”oh my god, why am I saying this out loudโ€”โ€
He clamped a hand over his mouth, wide-eyed, as if he could just take it back if he tried hard enough. But instead, he saw you looking at him, your smile widening as you took his hand, gently pulling it down.
โ€œYou mean it?โ€ you asked, a bit of awe creeping into your voice.
He couldnโ€™t look at you, his eyes darting everywhere except your face as he mumbled, โ€œY-Yeah, I mean, yeah, I do. I canโ€™t believe youโ€™re real, honestly, this feels like a fever dream, butโ€”โ€
Before he could talk himself out of it, you leaned in and pressed a soft kiss to his lips, quick and sweet. It was enough to short-circuit his brain, and when you pulled back, he just blinked, stunned, frozen like his internal processing unit had just maxed out.
โ€œDoes that answer your question?โ€ you teased, unable to hold back a little laugh at his flustered expression.
โ€œUh-huh,โ€ he finally managed, a dopey smile creeping onto his face as his brain rebooted. โ€œY-Yeahโ€ฆ yes.โ€ He cleared his throat, trying to seem cooler, but the blush on his cheeks was a dead giveaway.
And as you both stood there, your hands still linked, he felt like the luckiest player in the worldโ€”like heโ€™d stumbled upon the rarest, sweetest route of them all, and he wasnโ€™t letting go anytime soon.
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breedbun ยท 2 days ago
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loid x male reader idk lol.. with homoerotic tensions between you and loid obviously because it's fun!
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details: male reader, spy x family, m!reader x loid, yor does not have romantic feelings for loid, anya is silently watching all ts unfold. this will NOT be canon. EXTREMELY homoerotic friendship. youre loid's informant, u replace franky xd
warnings: homo obv, amab reader, he/him pronouns, femboy reader (haha i love dresses), yuri thinks you're a girl and tries to pursue you after thinking loid cares for you.
sfw !! ; your "first" encounter with Yor and.. her eccentric brother. not my best work ^_^ NSFW (no plot) coming soon guys calm down
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"When the stars align, I'll see you again one day."
As tensions don't ease between Ostania and Westalis, Loid continues to do his part to ensure the large possibility of war breaking out between the East and the West does not shatter the fragile peace they have at the moment. While Loid may be the best of the best spies, you come in handy for him too, obviously. Living your life as (Y/N, L/N) is pretty simple. You live in the same apartment complex as Loid, you work at a cutesy bakery which you enjoy greatly, and you have a stable side job as an informant for Loid. So, even while you pursue your simplistic and carefree life, you're still doing your part to help keep Ostania and Westalis safe! How you get your information, was top secret, but you did have an ability for thieving and hacking.. and that came in handy.
Whilst Loid had initially asked you to pretend to be his wife for Anya's school interview, you were quite hesitant.. but still accepted! And really, you made.. a perfect wife. Seeing you all dressed up and talking like Loid's wife, and Anya's mother, it honestly woke something up in Loid. But alas, Loid had found a real mother for Anya, and to be honest, you joked about how this was definitely cheating. In an unrelated note, you were happy to provide Loid with information he needed.. as long as he had the dollars to pay for it, hehe.
When the day came for Loid to introduce you as a friend to his new pretend-wife, Yor, you agreed, even if you felt just a little bitter. Your only comfort was that it was just play pretend.
You stepped into your small walk-in wardrobe, examining the arrays of adorable dresses hung up within your shelves. You pick a relatively modest, ruffled one, with pink and red hues, unzipping the back of the dress. Undressing yourself, you step into your dress, and pull it up, zipping the back of your clothing up. Picking a pair of laced socks, and pretty shoes, you chose a pastry leftover in your fridge and packed it up into a paper bag. Once you got your irritatingly hard-to-wear shoes on, you finally left the house and locked your front door with a firm click.
Happily strolling down the hall of you and Loid's apartment complex, you reach the elevator and press the button to the floor above your home. As you arrive in front of Loid's door, you hear.. yelling. Of a man's voice, clearly not Loid's calm voice, because he'd never yell at his family this angrily, honestly. You debate whether or not you should even ring the doorbell at this point.. but your hand knocks on the door before you can come to a conclusion.
The yelling stops momentarily, and Loid opens the door. You offer him a quick smile, looking over his shoulder as you saw.. a strange black-haired man, Yor, and little Anya. Anya loved when you came over, too.
"Great timing, (Y/N). Come, come in," Loid ushers you in, an arm over your shoulders as he guides you to the dinner table.. where there was a strangely strong scent of wine. As you sit down, you glance over at Yor, offering her a warm smile. She smiled back, and it comforted you knowing that Yor was obviously a kindhearted woman. Loid picked a lovely girl to be his pretend-wife. Anyway, the strange black-haired man stares straight at you, squinting as his face seemed flush and his posture screamed of.. 'drunk.' For a moment, it was oddly silent. The only sound was Loid bringing away the plates, and cleaning the table, while Anya toyed with a cute plush llama. Yor held Anya in her arms, letting her sit on her lap, while Yuri.. kept staring.
"...Ah, um. You.. you alright, there?" You ask, taking a sip of the wine Loid had poured for you just a few minutes ago. Yuri stood up from the sofa, groggily approaching you, a hand on the table cloth as he breached your personal space carelessly. Loid placed a hand on Yuri's shoulder, raising an eyebrow as he noticed your discomfort, how you shrunk in your chair and how your nose scrunched ever so slightly. Simply, Loid guides Yuri to sit down in a chair beside you. "Yuri. Maybe you shouldn't go that close to my friend, yes?"
Yuri also raised an eyebrow. He crossed his arms, before struggling to stand up again, pushing his index finger against Loid's chest. "Loid Forger...! Are you... is this.. IS THIS YOUR SISTER?!" Yuri yelled, a snarky grin on his face as he glanced towards you, your face flushing ...out of second-hand embarrassment for this strange man named Yuri. He snickers, moving away from Loid as Yuri places two hands beside you, against the back of your chair, as he leaned in, trapping you against the backrest chair and him. "If you're going to steal mโ€”MY sister, Forger, I will definitely.. steal YOURS!!"
Ah. He's on the floor now.
Loid had immediately pushed Yuri off, as Yor rushed to Yuri's side, seemingly embarrassed of her own brother, you'd assume.. from how similar they looked. Loid glared at Yuri for just a split second, which you caught onto immediately, still shocked as you leaned against the back of your chair. Loid's expression immediately shifts to one of faked apologetic empathy, kneeling down to help Yuri.. and being pushed away by him as well.
"You were invading (Y/N)'s space. I had no choice, but to pull you off. I just didn't expect you to lose your balance, Yuri."
You try your best to include yourself in this incident. You are the supposed 'victim' after all. So, you crouch down, helping Yuri up with Yor, giving him a small shy smile, praying that he doesn't take it in the wrong way. In doing so, he actually accepts your help.
"No, it's alright, Loid! It's fine. He's extremely intoxicated, it seems," you added, chuckling sympathetically (which is not real!) as Yuri stands up with you and Yor's help. You assume Yor is a strong woman, since.. clearly, Yuri doesn't feel as heavy as he looks.. he didn't feel as heavy as a grown man, at least. As such, Loid apologises to Yuri again, laughing as he tries to brush it off. Yuri starts to sound like an old man yelling at a cloud, but everyone tries to calm him down. It's not long before Yuri falls asleep on the couch. Yeah.. it'd be best to let him nap for now, probably?
With a tug of your arm, you look down to see precious Anya... seemingly starstruck by how you dressed.
"...Princess?"
And just before you can respondโ€”
"Oh! Prince!"
Huh? How'd she know that? Not many children realize that you're.. well, a guy. Not with your pretty hair, soft face, and dresses.
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courtingchaos ยท 3 days ago
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Pairing: Eddie x Reader x Steve, past Eddie x Steve (set in my Line Cook Eddie AU)
Word Count: 9.8K
Summary: Itโ€™s a Graveyard Lake House Smash ๐ŸŽƒ
A/N: When I tell you Woof, I mean WOOF. I donโ€™t want to tell you all how long Iโ€™ve had this sitting in the crockpot. Itโ€™s surprising it didnโ€™t turn to ash. Instead I got this! Struck by what I can only describe as mania I was able to finish this and edit it all with the help of @jo-harrington . Now I have many many MANY people to thank for this even being an idea for me to play around with and I wonโ€™t fill this page up with a bunch of tags. Those of you that were there for its inception know and thatโ€™s what matters. Talk about a fucking labor of love. I pulled this out of my own viscera, I hope you like it โค๏ธ (Also, reference is made to the fic Strawberry if you guys want to go look at that smut too, but it is not needed.)
Warnings: Drug use (cocaine, weed), Drinking, DVP, Unprotected sex, Sex while under the influence
NSFW 18+ No Minors
โ€œOh this is cute.โ€ The flyer invite is bright orange and full of Eddieโ€™s little doodles.
โ€œYeah? You like it?โ€ Eddie leans over your shoulder. โ€œMade it all by myself.โ€
โ€œYou even signed it, look at you.โ€ You grab his chin and give it a wiggle before he plants a kiss on your cheek.
โ€œObviously weโ€™re invited. Iโ€™ve got my costume all planned out already.โ€ He heads into the bedroom and misses you pulling a face.
โ€œWell I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I wonโ€™t be there.โ€
His head sticks out around the doorframe, โ€œWhat?โ€
โ€œYeah, too many requests off. I gotta close.โ€
โ€œOkay? Youโ€™re off at what, 9:30?โ€ Eddie waves you off before disappearing in the bedroom. โ€œIโ€™ll pick you up and we can be to Steveโ€™s by 10, 10:30. Piece of cake, piece of crumb cake.โ€ He does his best Father Guido from inside his closet and it makes you laugh.
โ€œIโ€™m gonna be tired, Ed.โ€
โ€œAnd Iโ€™m gonna have weed.โ€ He reappears with a different hoodie on.
You huff. โ€œI donโ€™t have a costume.โ€
โ€œIโ€™ll find you one.โ€
โ€œI hate bagged stuff!โ€ You arenโ€™t really arguing with him, just pushing his buttons enough to see where his exasperation will take him. It sends his arms over his head while he goes headlong into all the costumes you could put together with the shit in your own closet.
โ€œSo no bagged stuff! You could pull off a Nancy Downs or a Sidney.โ€
โ€œWill you go as Stu?โ€
Eddie stands like heโ€™s upset with you, arms crossed and voice dropping low for a moment. โ€œYou know damn well Iโ€™d have to go as Billy. Plus,โ€ he flits his hand beside his face, โ€œlike I said I already have my costume.โ€
โ€œYou wonโ€™t tell me?โ€ You donโ€™t even fake your pout. โ€œI need help with an idea! Come on!โ€
โ€œItโ€™s a surprise!โ€ He shakes your shoulder and when you donโ€™t stand he hauls you up by your hand so you can finally run errands for the day. โ€œLook, when weโ€™re done at the store Iโ€™ll help you dig through your shit and piece something together.โ€
By store he really meant every shop in town with a Halloween section and only a quick run into a grocery store for mac and cheese. One of your last stops is at a Party City where youโ€™re staring at the wall of masks feeling a little dejected. Halloweens havenโ€™t felt fun in a while and this one was shaping up to be just as disappointing. Youโ€™re eying one of those big articulated scarecrow masks when Eddie comes bounding up to you with a clutch of cellophane in his hands.
โ€œI figured it out.โ€ Is all he says before practically skipping back the way he came, right into the latex and spirit gum section.
โ€œEd I donโ€™t want to do a whole thing, especially if I canโ€™t wear it at work.โ€
โ€œNo this is easy shit, it goes on like a temporary tattoo.โ€ He holds one of the thin packs up against your face before shaking his head and tossing it back on a hook. Another one heโ€™s been clutching skims your cheek and his eyes light up. โ€œNo this is perfect.โ€
โ€œYou gonna let me in on this little secret?โ€ You crane your neck to see what he has. โ€œIs that a pentagram?โ€
โ€œDo you still have that cheer skirt?โ€
You think you might know what heโ€™s getting at. โ€œThe black and red one?โ€
He nods his head and picks up a packet of โ€˜freshโ€™ colored blood.
โ€œYeah.โ€ And with that heโ€™s off down the aisle again, beelining for the color coded tailgating section.
โ€œIf they have them in stockโ€”hell yeah.โ€ He holds up a red and a black pompom. โ€œCookinโ€™ with fire now.โ€ His grin is infectious.
โ€œYou know I donโ€™t have any costume contacts, right?โ€
Eddieโ€™s โ€˜pshhโ€™ is so self assured. โ€œWith this it wonโ€™t matter.โ€ He points at the pentagram transfer. โ€œSee? I told you Iโ€™d figure it out.โ€
In the small bathroom at work you feel only slightly ridiculous.
Itโ€™d been a few Halloweenโ€™s ago that youโ€™d worn this skirt and now itโ€™s a little more snug, sits a little higher on your thigh and hugs your stomach a little tighter. The cropped tee doesnโ€™t leave much to the imagination and the thigh highs feel a little like overkill.
Itโ€™s cute, objectively. You know it but you still spend a little too much time staring at the back of yourself as best you can, making sure your whole ass isnโ€™t out on display. A soft knock on the door reminds you of your faithful coworker waiting on you to finish up so they can run off to their own plans.
โ€œSorry, one sec!โ€ You shove your work clothes into your tote bag and give yourself one last hard stare. โ€œYouโ€™re gonna be fine.โ€ You say with some finality to your reflection, black press on nail tapping on the glass.
Outside Eddie sits in his truck, idling next to your car and you take your sweet time strolling over to him. His eyes glint in his side view while the rest of his face stays obscured and you wonder just what costume heโ€™s put on, right until you catch the tilt of his head and you see what sits there. Your pace quickens and you have to hold the hem of your skirt down when you all but run across the parking lot, stopping at his open window to stare at him wildly.
โ€œOh no, you did not.โ€
He most certainly did.
The cigarette clenched between his fangs glows in the dark cab, shimmering lips pulling into a smile around the filter. โ€œDo what?โ€ He asks like he has no idea whatโ€™s on his body. The run of chains around his neck clink and catch the light of the street lamps. From under his curls the tips of pointed prosthetics peak out, gold rings pierced through the latex. The matte red body paint lays in a thin layer on his face and just barely down his neck, his chest on full display under his barely buttoned black shirt.
โ€œNot the Bard.โ€ His hands glint with more rings than normal, jeweled gold heโ€™d picked up at last yearโ€™s Ren Faire. You catch the black claws stuck to his nails and he laughs at your shocked expression.
โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong with my Bard?โ€
You gesture wildly at his whole being and you havenโ€™t even started to look up at the horns on his head. Long red ones that curl against his crown, gold chains dripping off the curves. Painted bands shimmer just like the gold on his lips and you almost open your mouth to cancel your plans.
Eddie clicks his tongue at you like heโ€™s read your mind. โ€œHop in quick, itโ€™s like a 45 minute drive.โ€
You huff, hands still anchored on the window while you gawk at him. His make up is perfect, his clothes thrown on too easily. Thereโ€™s a smokey scent that lingers, something not from his cigarette, and you wonder if he got into your perfume oils; Incense and wood fire swirling around him. He taps your knuckles to get them off his door and when you go to walk around the bed of the truck he just whistles at you, nodding his head towards the hood.
โ€œNo no, give me a little preview.โ€
You almost donโ€™t give in. The doubt is trying its hardest to claw up your back but you ignore it and let the headlights cast your shadow on the building. Eddieโ€™s delighted laughter rolls from his open window and when you get into the truck his hand finds the exposed swath of thigh above the socks.
โ€œTold you itโ€™d come together.โ€ A firm squeeze and a straying pinky when you twist around to set your bag in the backseat, the soft pads of his fingers grazing higher under the hem of your skirt.
โ€œYou like it?โ€ You sound a little unsure, like he wasnโ€™t the one to lay the outfit out for you to give your seal of approval. It isnโ€™t like you need his constant validation but it feels nice to let him ogle you every once in a while.
โ€œIf I didnโ€™t have promises to keep Iโ€™d be taking you straight home.โ€ He leans in toward you, careful of all his pieces and face paint, lips close but just out of reach.
โ€œThe quicker we get out there, the quicker we can get home.โ€ You try to bridge the distance but Eddie pulls back, another sharp grin aimed at you.
โ€œYou should finish your makeup before we get there.โ€ He taps the glove box before leaning back into his seat. โ€œI saved you something for the ride over.โ€
He keeps his hand in place the whole way to Steveโ€™s. Even when you pull out the joint he rolled for you, in the fun striped papers youโ€™d shown him weeks ago. You relax and try to get your eyeliner done first before youโ€™re too high to care and when youโ€™ve finally put your bag away Eddie becomes your sole focus.
His hand might stay firmly planted but yours donโ€™t. It starts off easy enough, plucking at his necklaces and pendants, letting them fall back on each other and clink. A twist of a ring on his free hand and pulling at the bracelet warmed by his wrist. You run a light finger along his pointed ear and you donโ€™t miss the slight shiver that runs down his neck.
His neck.
You drop that hand and trail the tip of your fake nail over his skin to pull up goosebumps, carefully avoiding smudging any paint. He lets you drop a peck or two but heโ€™s serious about not messing up his makeup, โ€œat least not yet.โ€
Since youโ€™ve been denied a treat, you pull lightly at his collar so you can nibble on his shoulder. Fingers trailing down the wide open valley of buttons, your other hand dancing across his lap to scratch at the seam of his jeans.
โ€œYouโ€™re terrible.โ€ He admonishes you but itโ€™s all for show, if he was serious about you taking your hands off him he wouldnโ€™t have grinned at you like that.
Halfway out of your seat and draped over the center console is how you spend the last half of your drive, an earring between your teeth while you distract him just enough to swerve a few times.
The lake house emerges along the horizon suddenly, almost like youโ€™d been distracted by the button on Eddieโ€™s jeans. The gravel crunches under the tires down the long drive and orange, green and purple string lights help direct you to the actual house.
Steveโ€™s familyโ€™s lake house is a mimic of a rustic cabin, one big peaked roof and a massive back deck that wraps around the side. It looks like someone pulled a giant A-frame directly up out of the ground, Halloween decor and all. You stare up at it surrounded by trees, the big windows flashing intermittently with light, music thumping dully out into the sleeping nature.
โ€œWhoa.โ€ Actually you loose all focus of whatโ€™s in Eddieโ€™s pants as you finally grasp the size of the property and the crowd outside.
โ€œSee? Could have missed all this if weโ€™d just gone home.โ€ Eddie parks and unbuckles himself so he can twist around carefully for the bag in the back. โ€œNow sit still, I gotta put your pentagram on.โ€
That pulls your attention back to him, especially when he sets a water bottle down first. He peels the transfer apart and you watch him silently, lulled by a full work day and the haze of weed. Heโ€™s right, it does go on like a temporary tattoo and when a drip of water falls between your breast you giggle.
โ€œMaking a mess already?โ€ You hold the edges of your cut up collar away so you donโ€™t get it stuck and Eddie just shakes his head.
โ€œAre you gonna be like this all night?โ€
โ€œDo you want me to be?โ€
Eddieโ€™s hand is flat against your chest to hold the prosthetic in place so you know he feels the uptick of your heartbeat. Itโ€™s close and cozy in this cab, close enough that you can see the corner of his mouth twitch and the crinkle of his light crows feet. His eyes drop from your chest to your cleavage and you lean in a little more, push your arms in a little tighter.
โ€œCan I have a kiss?โ€ Whispered just between you two. โ€œSince Iโ€™ve been so good tonight.โ€
He hums, lips pursed, and checks on your pentagram instead. The paper lifts and his hand moves away and you follow him, lips leading to the golden shimmer youโ€™ve been eyeing. Itโ€™s quick but itโ€™s what you wanted, just a little more of his attention on you.
He huffs when you pull away. โ€œSee this is why I wanted to wait.โ€ His thumb rubs against your chin and he pulls it back to show you the smear of red. โ€œNow youโ€™re marked.โ€
You think if you can crawl into his lap right now he might abandon this deal tonight. He looks at you from under hooded eyes, eyes that linger on your bare skin. Thereโ€™s a moment when he takes a deep breath you think you can maybe break him with a well placed purr of his name butโ€”
โ€œEddie!โ€ The rap of knuckles on the window makes you jump and with it the spell breaks. Robin is waving at the two of you, grinning wide and unknowing of what sheโ€™s done. โ€œYou guys look great!โ€ Her voice is muffled by the glass so Eddie opens the door and starts his personality up for the show.
You figure out that Robin has gone as Weird Barbie and you love it, especially because sheโ€™s obviously a few Malibu and Pineappleโ€™s deep and she keeps you slung close while she directs you and Eddie around.
โ€œJon and Nance are Beetlejuice and Lydia.โ€ She points in a vague direction of the house where you see neither of them. โ€œLucas and Max couldnโ€™t make it because theyโ€™re doing the โ€˜parent thingโ€™ obviously.โ€ Her air quotes almost make her spill her drink and Eddie takes it from her with a sigh.
โ€œItโ€™s not even midnight yet, Rob.โ€
โ€œHush! I donโ€™t actually know what the hell Dustin is, I think itโ€™s a chemical compound.โ€ She says out of the side of her mouth, gesturing at Eddie to give her a sip from her solo cup. โ€œWill is an amazing Orville Peck, he made his own mask! The fringe is so long!โ€
You laugh at her pointing at meaningless areas, no one being where she thinks they are.
โ€œAnd whereโ€™s our host?โ€ Eddie asks, scanning the heads outside.
โ€œOh heโ€™s been so lame. You know, he slapped a name tag on an hour before the party and called it his costume?โ€ Robin looks so disappointed. โ€œI offered to make him a Ken three months ago and he acted like Iโ€™d insulted him.โ€
โ€œWell whatโ€™s he wearing? Iโ€™d rather him not blow up my phone.โ€
โ€œBlack hat, backwards like an asshole. Red sweater.โ€ Robin drops you off at the doorway into the cabin and snatches her drink back from Eddie. โ€œName tag says โ€˜Godโ€™.โ€ She leaves you with a heavy eye roll before slipping into the masses.
A quick schmooze around the open downstairs and youโ€™re finally left to your own devices, drink secured in your hand.
โ€œNow donโ€™t go running off without me, okay?โ€ Eddie puts a stern finger in your face and you snap your jaws at it. He ignores you. โ€œIโ€™m serious, meet me up in the loft.โ€ He points the same finger upwards and you nod wordlessly. โ€œHopefully this shouldnโ€™t take too long and we can go hang out on the dock.โ€
You frown. โ€œItโ€™s kind of cold out.โ€
โ€œOh no.โ€ Eddie waves his hands at you, feigning being distraught. โ€œI guess weโ€™ll have to cuddle, oh no!โ€
You flip him off as he walks away and he blows you a kiss and immediately you begin timing him to see how long it will actually take him.
You donโ€™t recognize anyone here. Maybe a few people from Stacyโ€™s, some of the line cooks and waitstaff, but no one you can start a conversation with that wouldnโ€™t end up feeling awkward. Thereโ€™s the obvious close friends of Eddieโ€™s but even they arenโ€™t as known to you and even so, youโ€™ve spotted them chatting with other people already. You sip on your drink and you sigh and resign yourself to waiting it out.
Leaning on the bannister of the loft you look down and spot Eddie animatedly telling someone something, his jewelry sparkling in the flashing lights. His voice carries sometimes, even in a party like this and you watch him with amusement. It doesnโ€™t take long to loose him though and you pull your phone out to distract you, just before a flash of maroon catches your eye and you turn to find Steve looking surprised with two cups in his hands.
โ€œI was trying to sneak up on you, how did you know?โ€
โ€œI bet youโ€™re one of those guys who doesnโ€™t say โ€˜behindโ€™ at work, arenโ€™t you?โ€
โ€œOh no, I learned my lesson there.โ€ He sets the drinks on the bannister and pulls up his sleeve to show you a silvery scar near his elbow. โ€œThatโ€™s where I took a parring knife around a corner, I donโ€™t fuck around in there anymore.โ€ He laughs.
โ€œWas it Eddie?โ€ You ask like you already know the answer but Steve shakes his head hard.
โ€œNo, some other dude but Ed did yell at him for walking around with a knife held out in front of him. โ€˜What are you trying to do, shiv him?โ€™โ€ He puts on a face that you correctly guess is an imitation of an angry Eddie.
โ€œAw, did he look out for you?โ€ You reach out and pinch Steveโ€™s cheek and he swats you away, his ears flushing a bright red.
โ€œSpeaking of, where is he? He has my weed.โ€
โ€œI donโ€™t know, I lost him in the masses.โ€ You gesture at the crowd below just as the music and lights change, making it darker and harder to make out a detail.
โ€œShit.โ€
โ€œShit indeed. My high is wearing off and there are too many people I donโ€™t know here.โ€ You finish off your drink and Steve is holding up one of his cups to replace it. You raise an eyebrow in question and he just swings it at you so youโ€™ll take it.
โ€œI saw you up here, thought Iโ€™d bring you a drink. Didnโ€™t know how long youโ€™d been here.โ€
Something about his expensive smile always makes you want to giggle. You know that heโ€™s aware of his charms but even then you canโ€™t help how easy he makes it. The flattery is always there, especially if Eddie is around, and if you didnโ€™t know any better you might have the sneaking suspicion he was flirting.
โ€œAll by my lonesome?โ€ You shake your new drink at him and he rolls his eyes.
โ€œNot like that, I brought two in case Ed was up here.โ€
Heโ€™s always flirting actually, you think it might just be an integral cog of his makeup at this point. Youโ€™ve seen the way it slips into the most innocuous conversations with Eddie, though heโ€™s always trying to banter.
You drop the sly accusatory look and shrug. โ€œGood luck. I was told to stay put till he came back.โ€
โ€œOr, and hear me out, we could go find him together.โ€ He says it like itโ€™s the best idea heโ€™s ever had and honestly? You look around at the sparsely populated loft and check the time on your phone, noticing youโ€™ve already wasted half an hour doing nothing.
โ€œIโ€™m in.โ€
An hour of wandering and you havenโ€™t run into Eddie again. He didnโ€™t ditch you, far from it. You know your blood covered boobs and incredibly short skirt wouldnโ€™t leave his mind but you do know he how he loves to talk. Someone must have gotten him on a kick and heโ€™s been passed around through groups, his storytelling making bursts of laughter float up from different corners of the party.
โ€œDid he really tell you stay upstairs?โ€ Steve asks, shouldering through a group with a short wave.
โ€œYeah, but he looses track of time at parties. You know how he is.โ€ Youโ€™re a few drinks deep now so any annoyance has burned off, especially since Steve has been nice enough to walk around with you. The view from behind while you followed wasnโ€™t bad either. It makes you smirk and you hide that in your drink, your wandering gaze following his long legs.
One more inside lap before you both stop at the kitchen island covered in bottles to top up and Steve finally calls it.
โ€œWanna go sit outside?โ€ He nods his head towards the back deck. โ€œQuieter.โ€ He heads for the wall of windows where people filter out to sit by the water. You werenโ€™t kidding earlier when you said it was chilly and you really hadnโ€™t thought to bring a sweater with you for some reason. Steve notices you hesitate though and seemingly understands. On his way to the door he lifts the seat of a bench up and pulls out a blanket.
Water laps at the deck softly and the chatter dies down finally, the music a distant thump and you feel a little sober taking in the fresh air. Steve holds up the corners of the blanket for you and when you donโ€™t immediately move in he shakes it at you.
โ€œIโ€™m not gonna bite.โ€
โ€œAw, really?โ€ It slips out before you can catch it. To Steveโ€™s credit he takes it in stride, barely breaking a grin when you finally snatch the blanket from him. He digs around in his front pocket for a moment and pulls out a crumpled pack of Marlboros. Thereโ€™s one already tucked behind his ear and youโ€™re about to remind him when he holds up a slim joint.
โ€œI know this is a sad offering, but you want?โ€
As if on cue thereโ€™s a peal of laughter followed by a big splash and you step closer to Steve on the dock to get away from the rippling water. โ€œJesus, please.โ€
He eyebrows twitch up and he points lazily at the name tag. โ€œActually itโ€™s God, but same-same.โ€
He pulls two Adirondack chairs together and you slide back into one remembering to keep your knees together so you donโ€™t accidentally flash Steve. He holds the joint out to you with his lighter and you gasp theatrically.
โ€œAnd a gentleman at that!โ€
It takes a few strikes to get the beat up bic to light and you can feel Steve staring. At first you think heโ€™s judging your lack of finesse but when you go to hand him his lighter his eyes snap up from your legs, a tight smile flashed at you before he holds his hand out to take the joint back. He keeps the conversation light, he tells you about what this lake house used to look like and how much his parents sunk into it to remodel it. He makes small talk seem fun when he frosts his words in charm and you remember the last night heโ€™d been particularly plucky with you.
โ€œI.D.?โ€
โ€œSteve itโ€™s me.โ€
โ€œCanโ€™t trust it, gotta see I.D.โ€ He shrugs and holds out his hand and gestures at you when you donโ€™t make a move for your wallet. Thereโ€™s not even a hint of a smile on his face and you wonder if maybe heโ€™d gotten in trouble for giving you so many free extra pours.
โ€œOkay, okay fine here.โ€ Behind you Eddie is deep in conversation with Jeff about switching a shift and hasnโ€™t noticed the third degree yet. When you finally get the plastic slipped out of your wallet Steve snatches it and leans back with it held up close to his face. He studies it like heโ€™s never seen you or an I.D. before and he keeps flicking his eyes back and forth between it and your face.
A nervous grin breaks out of you when the situation isnโ€™t changing. โ€œSteve? Did I do-โ€œ
โ€œThere it is.โ€
โ€œWhat?โ€ You laugh through your confusion.
โ€œI just needed to see that smile.โ€ Steve hands your card back and slides your drink across the counter with an easy grin.
The high is returning and with it the questions that slip easily from your brain and straight out of your mouth. โ€œCan I ask you something?โ€
It takes Steve a moment to tear his eyes away from the surface of the lake where it reflects the string lights. โ€œYeah, whatโ€™s up?โ€
โ€œRemember a few weeks ago when you did the thing with my I.D.?โ€
His eyebrows scrunch together hard when he tries to piece together what youโ€™re saying. โ€œYour I.D.? Did I loose it?โ€
You flap your hand at him to try to get him to remember. โ€œNo no, the smile thing.โ€
โ€œOh!โ€ It dawns on him, his glassy eyes widening. โ€œYou like that? Thatโ€™s one of my better ones.โ€ He seems proud of himself for a pick up line.
โ€œWere you just trying to piss Eddie off or do you just flirt with everyone?โ€
โ€œHonestly?โ€ Steve scratches his chin lightly, staring back off into the lakeโ€™s glassy surface. โ€œI really like messing with Ed. He trusts you so I like to push his buttons.โ€ He shrugs. โ€œAlso I do flirt with a lot of people, it gets me good tips.โ€ His laugh makes his eyes crinkle and it makes you think of Eddie.
You take a break to find the bathroom, and to scan for your boyfriend, and when you come up without him you grab two beers from the massive cooler and head back outside. Steve seems a little more alert than when you left him and he points to a space under the deck where two people are cloaked in shadow.
โ€œSee that?โ€
You lean your hip into Steveโ€™s shoulder to balance yourself as you squint, two things becoming harder to do especially together. It isnโ€™t until a wig gets tugged off and both of you gasp, finally realizing that Robin has found a different Barbie. She tugs at Robin, hauling her towards the boathouse and Steve starts laughing.
โ€œShould we help her orโ€ฆ?โ€
โ€œNah, sheโ€™ll find me in the morning.โ€ Steve sighs and runs his hand up the back of your thigh.
Hm?
You run that feeling through your cotton stuffed brain again. The back of your thigh, the part that is so very bare and just under the hem of your skirt is hot, skin sticky where a palm sits now. Itโ€™s wide and a little rough and his fingers give a quick squeeze to the fat there and then proceeds to sit still. You move slowly, your head dropping down to stare at Steveโ€™s easy posture.
โ€œSteven?โ€ You ask slowly.
โ€œHmm?โ€ He looks up at you with not even a twinkle in his eye. If he were to move his thumb just the slightest bit up heโ€™d be grazing the cuff of your ass and you wonder if he can even feel the sudden heat rolling off you.
โ€œWhatโ€™s that you got there?โ€ You donโ€™t break eye contact with him.
โ€œSomething soft.โ€
The giggle escapes before you realize it and something in Steveโ€™s features shifts into what looks like pride. You donโ€™t forget where you are so much as you take the bait and turn towards him, leaning down so youโ€™re close to his face and can see the light dusting of freckles on the bridge of his nose.
โ€œI think,โ€ you whisper and cast an exaggerated look around, โ€œyouโ€™re tying to get a rise out of someone.โ€
โ€œOh?โ€ His cheeks flush, just a tinge of pink that catches your eye.
Steveโ€™s head goes back with a tug of his backwards cap.
โ€œHarrington.โ€ Eddie makes his grand reappearance, seemingly stepping from the shadows to stare down at Steve who stares up in dumbstruck awe.
Youโ€™d noticed horns approaching when youโ€™d leaned down and maybe it was the combination of liquor and weed but something bold had taken over, especially when you knew you had Eddie coming to swoop in.
โ€œFinally finished your rounds? Iโ€™ve been waiting.โ€ Steve asks your boyfriend, who keeps the bill of the baseball hat between his knuckles.
โ€œYou finally finished feeling up my girl? Iโ€™m waiting.โ€
You donโ€™t expect that, the warmth in his tone. The little chuckle, the joking grin. Something about Eddie taking this on the chin makes you pay attention.
โ€œOh whatโ€™s a thigh between friends, huh?โ€
You can hear the edge in Steveโ€™s voice now, the push to Eddieโ€™s pull. That palm stays firmly planted on you while the two men stare at each other. Itโ€™s like theyโ€™re speaking in silent code, cats flicking their ears to get their point across. Eddie seems to give in first with a small shrug, letting go of Steveโ€™s hat though his head remains lolled back to stare at the red demon above him.
โ€œIs this imposter bothering you?โ€ Eddie gestures at the peeling name tag stuck to Steveโ€™s sweater and you think about it, honestly.
Where you are right now, is it bothering you?
The hand cradling the back of your thigh, is that bothering you?
The way Eddie seems to be reading your mind, his eyes bouncing between your own and the smile you just realized is warming up your face, does that bother you?
โ€œNo.โ€
This feels like earlier in the night. A heavy hand anchoring you to the moment. A little buzz from your warm high. Youโ€™re listening to Eddie smooth talk Steve but all you want is something tactile. Eddie crouches down so heโ€™s eye level with Steve and they lean into each other to conspire, youโ€™d know that look on his face anywhere. Itโ€™s one heโ€™s shot you over countless drinks and through crowds and at dinner with friends. Heโ€™s got his mind set on something.
Heโ€™s too far away though for you to absently run your fingers through his hair so you grab the next best thing. The fringe sticking out from under Steveโ€™s hat is so soft when you rub it between your fingers. Little flips of sun bleached brunette that curl up under the brim and around your finger, twirling between your press ons.
โ€œHow is your hair so soft?โ€
Eddie tilts his head just as Steve slowly turns to look at you with a confused smile. โ€œI spend a lot of money on conditioner.โ€
โ€œWhatโ€™s it made of, spun silk?โ€ You drag your nails up the back of his head and he shivers.
Eddie looks downright gleeful. โ€œI told you.โ€
โ€œTold him what?โ€ Distracted by Steve letting his head fall into your palm you miss Eddie shooting his friend a look.
โ€œHow are you feeling?โ€ Eddie asks suddenly. โ€œYou still wanna head out?โ€
โ€œNo.โ€ You scratch Steveโ€™s scalp and watch him melt down into the lounge chair. โ€œThis is fun.โ€ His hand finally sides down to wrap around your thigh, holding you against him.
โ€œWell Steve has told me something very interesting.โ€
โ€œWhatโ€™s that?โ€
โ€œHeโ€™s got a little surprise I think you might enjoy.โ€
โ€œOh?โ€ You grab a handful of hair and give Steve a light tug. โ€œDid you bring me a gift?โ€
โ€œItโ€™s for all of us, actually.โ€
2 am and the party continues outside the heavy door to Steveโ€™s bedroom. No one blinks an eye when you pull Eddie through the doorway minutes after Steve disappears in there. Not even a knock when Eddie kicks it closed and spins you around to face him.
โ€œYou sure about this?โ€ He asks quietly, walking you backwards into the room.
โ€œAbsolutely.โ€ You grin, nodding at him.
โ€œPositive?โ€ He holds your gaze to make sure you know heโ€™s serious. Your hands clamp around his face and you pull him in close.
โ€œYes Eddie.โ€
Steveโ€™s solid chest bumps into your back, the sweetness of his cologne bursting around you.
โ€œYou got it?โ€ Eddie looks past you to ask Steve.
Steve huffs. โ€œYeah I got it.โ€ He moves around behind you, digging something out of his pocket and his knuckles drag over your ass before his hand appears around you with a little twisted bag between his fingers. โ€œYou wanna do the honors?โ€
โ€œOh please, itโ€™s your party.โ€ Eddie plays with the hem of your skirt but he watches Steve untwist the bag. Eddie gives you a peck when he catches you trying to turn your head, pulls at your hips to make you face Steve and that self assured grin is present when Eddie holds you still.
โ€œYou ever done this before?โ€ Steve asks when he holds up the baggie, eyes dropping to your lips.
โ€œUh, once. Didnโ€™t really like it.โ€ You watch him work while Eddie stands behind you and runs his hands right up under your skirt. He laughs into your neck and his breath slides under the ripped up collar of your t-shirt. โ€œI donโ€™t think I was with the right people.โ€ You stare at Steve while he dips his index finger into the powder.
โ€œYouโ€™ve never done this together?โ€
โ€œNope.โ€ Eddie answers for you, his face peeking into your periphery. โ€œStrictly a weed and liquor household, like god intended.โ€ His laugh sends a zap through you, slowed and tingly against your current high. โ€œIsnโ€™t that right baby?โ€ His hand sneaks up under your jaw where his fingers press into your cheeks making your lips purse and part slightly. When Steveโ€™s fingertip grazes your bottom lip you open wider and both men laugh.
โ€œEager.โ€ Steve says before his finger pushes past your lips and rubs down the side of your gums. The taste is an immediate bitter tang followed by the salt of his skin and you grunt quietly, closing your lips around him. โ€œYouโ€™re telling me sheโ€™s not a natural at this?โ€ Steve looks past you to Eddie, ignoring you tonguing his finger.
โ€œNot with coke, but sheโ€™s real good with things in her mouth, arenโ€™t you?โ€ Eddieโ€™s hand runs down the front of your throat and you hum in agreement. Steveโ€™s finger pops out of your mouth and dips back into the powder, swirling around while he watches from half lidded eyes Eddie kissing along the back of your neck.
โ€œOne more.โ€ He promises with a smile and when his finger dips into your mouth again you start to feel the tingle along your gums, something that dances up along your cheeks and zips through your hairline. It fights against the sluggish feeling of the weed and lights up a part of your brain that was trying its best to stay focused through the liquor. Steve is eyeing Eddie while the latter pushes up your shirt, an exchange again made through glances. Steve barely gets his finger out before his mouth is on you, his tongue pushing past your lips to chase your new high.
Heโ€™s so warm everywhere. His lips against yours and his chest pressing in and his hands that go right for your jaw those long fingers in the strands at the nape of your neck that give you a shiver up your spine and Eddie must feel those goosebumps when they sprout, they appear so fast and right under his lips andโ€”
โ€œHey,โ€ Eddie says, turning your head to the side โ€œtake a breath.โ€ He breaks your kiss and you whine at the missing warmth of Steveโ€™s soft mouth. โ€œYeah I know.โ€ He soothes, running a thumb down your cheek. โ€œYou still gotta breathe.โ€
You roll your eyes and take a deep, dramatic breath to show him you still can. Beside you Steve sniffs off the back of his hand before he attaches himself to the side of your neck. His tongue trails over your pulse and Eddie holds your gaze and your chin before he leans in to kiss you.
The coke makes you less hazy, takes the soft edge of the weed and brings it into focus. The feel of Steveโ€™s lips moving up your neck and Eddieโ€™s fingers around your chin. His tongue in your mouth and his other hand slowly tugging up your skirt and Steveโ€™s big palms running up your sides. You can hear the thump of the music outside that feels like itโ€™s trying to keep up with your heartbeat.
Thereโ€™s a hand pulling at your shirt, pulling it over your head and a hand running up the side of your neck and you hold onto the front of their shirts. You have the distinct feeling of floating while you get pulled and pushed and somewhere in the flurry of caresses you whine into Eddieโ€™s kiss.
A break of lips on your skin and Steveโ€™s shirt hits the floor and then your skirt is getting pushed down to meet them. The strappy set youโ€™d picked out last minute, with all its crisscrossing bands over your hips and across your chest, form a rude arrow between your tits to guide their eyes.
Eddie stares and runs a fingertip under one of the bands to snap it. โ€œSpecial occasion?โ€
You donโ€™t answer him, too busy trying to get at his buttons to get his shirt off too. Those tattoos sing at you to be seen and you want to see the starkness of Eddie against Steveโ€™s sun kissed shoulders.
Behind you Steve slides a hand up over your bra and the other down your spine, his lips on the back of your neck. It takes you a second to realize heโ€™s trying to get you to the bed but Eddie notices and changes his stance. He knows how to move you around when he wants and he grabs you around the ribs to give you a push. Itโ€™s like all your other games now especially when Eddie starts to follow you back as you shimmy towards the pillows.
The clink of a belt buckle reminds you that Steve is still here. He holds out the baggie to Eddie. โ€œBefore you loose track.โ€
You notice it then, the lack of inebriation in Eddie. Sure heโ€™d been a little toasted from the drive but while he made his rounds it seems like you and Steve were the only ones drinking.
โ€œActually, come here.โ€ Eddie takes the coke but stops crawling toward you, instead sitting up on his knees and motioning for Steve. โ€œLet me try something.โ€
Steve canโ€™t get out of his jeans fast enough. He almost trips in his eagerness and Eddie uses it to his advantage. Steveโ€™s flipped on his back with a laugh and all you can do is watch, fascinated with whatever Eddie has planned.
โ€œDo you remember that time we all came up to see you play in college? Like all of us, I think it was the game you tore your shoulder.โ€ Eddie looks down at Steve getting comfortable and throwing his arms out to the side. โ€œThat party the night before? What was that girls name?โ€
โ€œBecca.โ€ Steve says, shifting his gaze to look at you. โ€œStupid college fling.โ€
You nod wordlessly and start trying to unhook your bra without moving much. Eddie laughs and holds the baggie open so he can dip his finger in.
โ€œAh, Becca. She broke up with you the night before a championship game dude. That was cold.โ€ Eddie acts like heโ€™s swirling candy through sugar the way he twirls his finger around but the way you and Steve watch him it might as well be. โ€œRemember how like, no one could find you in the morning? They thought you had gone off and drank yourself stupid over a girl, but where were you again?โ€
Steve just laughs but you want to know, you want to be in on the joke. Like most times it feels like Eddie hears your thoughts and he turns those big eyes full of mirth to you.
โ€œHe was actually passed out in the back of my van, naked.โ€ Eddie gestures at Steve wearing only his boxers and smiling up at him. โ€œThis kind of reminded me of that.โ€
Eddie hovers over Steve, finger ghosting over his lips. โ€œOpen.โ€ Steveโ€™s grin splits and Eddieโ€™s claw disappears behind white teeth. Dark ringed eyes flick up to find you where youโ€™ve gone still against the pillows. He looks unbelievably wicked in this room, the gold shimmer on his lips barely mused from kissing you. He must have tossed the small fangs earlier but his mouth still poises danger while Steve sucks on his finger.
You finally find the momentum to drive off the pillows and over to the two of them just as Eddie follows his finger in with his lips. Steve lets a soft moan escape before Eddie covers his mouth with his own, gold staining pink.
You drop your shoulders mid crawl to stretch your hand into Steveโ€™s hair again. You run it through the roots while you stare at them kissing, Steve groaning in the back of his throat when you pull.
โ€œLike that?โ€ You whisper so you donโ€™t break their spell and Steve nods as he looks for something to hang on to. His fingers catch on your bicep and in Eddieโ€™s hair and heโ€™s anchored, hips rolling up into nothing while you tug on the crown of his head.
Thereโ€™s a little bit of time that seems to slip away from you. One moment youโ€™re watching Eddie take Steve apart and the next heโ€™s moved you again, his arm slung around your middle to pull you flush against his chest, your underwear clutched in his fist, your thoughts soft
Steve watches Eddieโ€™s tattooed hand slide gently around the front of your neck and he knows heโ€™s in trouble. Itโ€™s both of you really, not just Eddie, driving him insane. He tilts your head back onto his shoulder and smiles down at you with what Steve thinks is pure adoration. When Eddie shifts his attention to Steve thereโ€™s a swooping low in his abdomen at the thought of being let in on whatever this is.
โ€œWanna help me out?โ€ Eddie tilts his head toward you and thatโ€™s when Steve realizes that both you and him are fully naked. Clothes shed in the fast moments between kisses and yet Eddie still has his jeans on. Steve could break out his machismo here, could challenge this and let it be over quick and fast and typical or he could let the reigns go for a night. He thinks about letting himself not be in charge as Eddie moves above him while nudging you forward, knees straddling his hips and before he knows it heโ€™s almost fucking you.
โ€œThat feel good baby?โ€ Eddieโ€™s teeth glint in the low light when he bites lightly at your cheek and leaves another mark of red and gold. You laugh breathily and nod your head, pushing your hips down just a little and the head of Steveโ€™s cock pushes in. Both of you gasp and Steve thinks he feels a tear escape. The immediate wet surrounding him and the little display Eddie is putting on above him goes right to his balls and for a moment he thinks he wonโ€™t last past this. Eddieโ€™s other hand trails down your stomach, fingers seeking further and further until they reach your bush and the gold rings distract Steve for just a second before they sink into your folds.
You crumple and slide down his cock further and Steve is trying to be respectful, as respectful as he can be, but heโ€™s testing his own limits. A swift buck of his hips and heโ€™d be home.
โ€œI think you should give Steve a break, he looks like heโ€™s loosing brain cells.โ€ Eddie keeps you pressed to him, head lolled back and mouth open and panting, hips searching out his teasing fingers on your clit. โ€œCโ€™mon, give it up for Stevie.โ€ He fake pouts at you and then turns it on Steve.
โ€œFuck you Ed-โ€œ Heโ€™s cut off by the fall of your hips now seated flush against him. Everything about you is warm and wet and soft and amplified. His hands fist into the sheets beside him in an attempt to keep them to himself for the first time tonight, an attempt that Eddie calls out.
โ€œYou can touch her Steve, she isnโ€™t gonna break.โ€ He demonstrates this by digging his fingers in a little around your neck and you squeeze around Steve in response. โ€œYou want him to touch you, right?โ€
โ€œPlease.โ€
โ€œOh, sheโ€™s asking so nicely.โ€
Steve tries to think back to the first time he ever made a passing comment about you and wishes he could kick himself. Heโ€™d gone into this night with one other threesome under his belt, some half met happenstance from ten years ago. Itโ€™d been sloppy and messy and heโ€™d bent the two girls around to his will but this? Heโ€™s unprepared. Any and all of his personal history with Eddie should have given him some kind of clue, but the two of you really are nothing but a flashing red light of trouble.
Your knees dig into his sides while one hand ghosts over his abdomen, looking for purchase. Eddie still holds you close but keeps his eyes on Steve, a suggestion in his gaze.
โ€œGo ahead.โ€ Eddie purrs and Steve finds himself lost in more than just his high. If he didnโ€™t know any better heโ€™d be convinced of his friendโ€™s true nature, a pest of a demon hellbent on driving Steve certifiably insane. However he finds his hands running hot over your thighs and up your sides, over your stomach and under the swell of your breast. Anywhere he can run his hands over the soft skin youโ€™d kept barely hidden all night, skin that heโ€™d been staring at.
Eddie chuckles when Steve finds a nipple, a fierce pinch to it making you gasp and roll your hips and Steve canโ€™t help himself anymore. He grips and thrusts up to punch a sharp moan out of you. Eddieโ€™s fingers stay buried in your cunt and splayed across your throat to keep you pinned to his chest. Steveโ€™s immediate fast pace makes you bounce and heโ€™s transfixed when Eddie sneaks a finger into your hanging mouth to hold your jaw open.
โ€œYou should hear her.โ€ He drops a kiss to the corner of your mouth before letting go, lowering you to lay on Steveโ€™s chest. A whine comes from you, a deep sound that pitches up when Steve shifts to hold you in place. He already sits so deep but when he winds his arm around your neck to hold you close you gasp. You can feel Eddie move on the bed, can feel his hand run over your ass, can feel the brush of his suddenly freed cock along your inner thigh. Steve adjust you so your cheek is flat against him and pulls at your hip to spread you open for Eddie.
โ€œFuck now isnโ€™t that a pretty sight?โ€ His thumb is rough against such sensitive skin when he glides it around your cunt. You try to move your hips as much as you can but the angle youโ€™re at only affords you short rolls of your hips.
โ€œOh you can do better than that for Steve, canโ€™t you?โ€ Eddie teases and you whine into Steveโ€™s chest.
โ€œHeโ€™s being mean isnโ€™t he?โ€ Steve whispers to you. They both laugh at your groan but Steve shushes you, palm rubbing over the back of your neck where he holds you down. โ€œIโ€™ll be the nice one then, huh?โ€
Struck dumb by the feeling of Eddie pushing forward ever so slightly, all you can do is nod. He tilts your chin up to hold your gaze, his pupils blown out wide and dark and you wonder if yours look just as big.
โ€œCan Iโ€”โ€œ Cut off by the feeling of something cold dripping on your ass you almost sit up out of Steveโ€™s grip before Eddie giggles a quiet apology and tosses a little bottle of lube over the side of the bed.
โ€œWhat do you want?โ€
โ€œCoke.โ€ The zing is fading and you want to feel it again. The race of goosebumps across your bared flesh. The tingle over your scalp as Steveโ€™s finger glides along your teeth.
Eddie laughs and reaches over to grab the bag and hand it to Steve, tasking him with your request. Still held in place, Steve brings his finger, wet now and dipped in white again, back to your mouth. His finger rubs your gums again and the head of his cock nudging deep and the feel of Eddieโ€™s pressing where Steve already is and you donโ€™t know how much more full you can get. Itโ€™s a stretch just with Steve but the insistent pressure from Eddie, the feel of his cockhead popping in makes your breath catch. Heโ€™s being careful, just so careful but that need to feel everything and move and moan takes over again and Eddie puts a heavy hand on your back.
โ€œBreathe, baby.โ€
Instead you whine, held between two solid bodies that keep you still, that stroke your spine and run rough fingers into your hair to keep you from spinning out.
โ€œThatโ€™s a pretty sound.โ€ Steve says lowly and out of the corner of your eye you watch him hold his hand up to Eddie who sucks that same finger into his mouth.
The thought is brought to the forefront of your mind quickly, the image so clear and grounding, of Eddie sucking your purple strap. It stops the other spinning thoughts and that initial head rush fades. Against Steveโ€™s chest you mumble about Eddieโ€™s pretty sounds, dazedly watching Steveโ€™s long finger pop out from between those gold lips.
โ€œWhat was that?โ€ Steve sounds a little breathless.
โ€œEddie makes pretty sounds too.โ€ The images shuffle in your brain. โ€œWhen I fuck him he whines and itโ€™s like heโ€™s about to cry or something itโ€™s almost too much.โ€ Behind you Eddie laughs and thrust his hips and you choke on your words, his cock pushing further in and stretching you more. Steveโ€™s laugh turns into a hiss and the hand on your neck clamps down when Eddieโ€™s cock rubs against his.
โ€œKeep talking.โ€ Eddie is breathless but still the only one not blissed out. โ€œYou gonna tell him how good I look sucking dick?โ€ He rocks his hips forward gently and ghosts a palm over your lower back. โ€œSteve already knows about that, donโ€™t you big guy?โ€ Eddie teases before leaning over you to catch Steveโ€™s eye. The smear of gold on his bottom lip drives Eddie crazy and the laugh turned stuttered moan when he drives deeper into you makes him wish he had more than just two hands.
โ€œOr maybe Steve can tell you about when Iโ€™d drive out for those big parties.โ€
You like it when Eddieโ€™s gets mouthy. When he starts sparring to get the upper hand. Youโ€™re smiling into Steveโ€™s chest with just the barest glimpses of Eddie above you. He rocks in and out of the corner of your vision and under your ear you can hear the rumble of Steve trying his best to keep it together.
โ€œRemember almost getting caught in the frat your freshman year? What a bunch of dumbasses.โ€ Eddieโ€™s laugh has an edge to it now and your chest swells with some kind of pride that heโ€™s finally starting to falter.
โ€œYeahโ€ฆb-because you c-couldnโ€™t shut up.โ€ Steve finally speaks, his hips starting to falter the slow rhythm heโ€™d been keeping up. โ€œItโ€™s why we had to mo-ve to the van.โ€
Eddieโ€™s hand appears when he lays his whole body on you so he can reach for Steveโ€™s hair to give it a tug. The change in angle and Steveโ€™s moans cancel out any quip you were trying to cobble together, a calm instead seeping in as the coil low in your abdomen begins to tighten. Eddie runs his mouth but you canโ€™t pay attention to him with the way him and Steve seem to work in tandem for a blissful moment.
Itโ€™s too much and itโ€™s not enough and you pant and whine and scratch at Steveโ€™s chest. Thereโ€™s no more rhythm then, just the snapping of their hips against you while they race to their own ends. Steve grips you hard before he slams his hips up one last time and stills, a long groan from deep in his chest your only warning before he cums. Itโ€™s a chain reaction of Steve going boneless and Eddie cursing behind you, picking up pace and bullying that tender spot enough to make you seize up. It sneaks up on you so fast, makes you loose your breath for a moment. A leg shaking orgasm, your fingers wound tightly enough in Steveโ€™s hair to make him hiss, all you can hear is the guttural groan coming from you and Eddieโ€™s praise. It tumbles out of his mouth with little sense and you know heโ€™s done in when his thumbs rub tight, fast circles on your hip before he stills.
Hearing and speech arenโ€™t really a thing for you yet but you do grunt in appreciation when Steve seems to come to some of his senses and reaches up to pull the stupid horns off of Eddieโ€™s head thatโ€™s resting between your shoulder blades.
โ€œThanks.โ€ Eddieโ€™s breath fans over your sweaty skin and he makes no attempt at moving yet. Someone has fingers in your hair, you canโ€™t tell, and Eddie is rubbing his face against you and giving you little kisses along your shoulder. Steveโ€™s breathing is finally calming down and in turn it makes you even out too, realizing how sticky you are everywhere.
โ€œI hate to break this up,โ€ Your voice is scratchy and small coming from between them, โ€œbut I need to go to the bathroom.โ€
You stumble back into the room, falling down into the bedding and Eddie slithers up from where he was sitting at the foot of the bed to leave a trail of kisses all the way up. He winds himself between your legs and drapes them over his hips and continues to leave kisses up your stomach and over the peeling prosthetic on your chest. He dots your neck and cheeks and all around your mouth before he finally gives you a real kiss. He makes you giggle with his doting and when he tries to put your underwear back on for you but the straps outwit him. Instead he tugs on the sheet beneath you and tucks in around you, leaving your clothes on the floor for later.
โ€œDo you need anything?โ€ He says it quietly, thinking Steve is dozing beside you. โ€œOther than water I mean.โ€
Youโ€™re tired and achey and still high from various things and all you can think to ask for is: โ€œCrackers.โ€
โ€œIn bed?โ€ Eddie gives you an unbelieving look but when you just grin sleepily at him he shrugs. โ€œI wonโ€™t kick you out.โ€ He gets up slowly and kicks stuff around on the floor to find his own shirt when the shifting of bed springs grabs his attention. Steve is seemingly trying to sneak out of the bed without saying anything, keeping his back to the two of you while he toes his underwear over to himself.
Eddie waits for some kind for acknowledgement but when it doesnโ€™t come he clears his throat lightly. โ€œHey.โ€
โ€œHey.โ€ He says it like heโ€™s surprised that you and Eddie are still there. โ€œIโ€™m gonna get out of your hairโ€ฆI gotta make sure no one set anything on fire and like, find Robโ€ฆโ€ He looks around for his pants and wonโ€™t meet Eddieโ€™s eyes.
โ€œIโ€™m just going to get water, you donโ€™t have to leave. Itโ€™s your room anyways.โ€
โ€œWell Iโ€™m not kicking you guys out.โ€
โ€œSteve.โ€ You donโ€™t mean to admonish him but thatโ€™s what happens. With the sheet tucked up around your chest you pull on the slack to show the other side of the bed. โ€œGet back in here.โ€
He doesnโ€™t move, just sighs deeply and reaches for his cigarettes.
โ€œIโ€™m serious.โ€
Eddie watches you point at the empty spot with some finality and he almost tells Steve itโ€™s in his best interest to listen to you.
โ€œI justโ€”โ€œ
โ€œItโ€™s cold. Iโ€™m cold. Get back in the bed.โ€ You slap the pillow. โ€œPlease.โ€
Steve does look at Eddie then with concern and all Eddie can do is chuckle. โ€œIโ€™d get back in there unless you like spit in your iced lattes for the next however long.โ€ He leaves for the promised water and Steve sits on the edge of the bed and acts like youโ€™re making him go to the dentist.
โ€œHey, if you want to leave you can, I was trying to be funny.โ€
โ€œI didnโ€™t want to intrude.โ€ Steve sighs and throws himself back onto the pillow. โ€œYou guys were having a moment.โ€
You pull a confused face. โ€œDo I need to remind you what we were just doing?โ€
โ€œNo.โ€ Steve laughs.
โ€œBecause I canโ€™t give you graphic detail but I can tell you that I got pretzeled up pretty good.โ€ You reach over to rub a hand over his chest, running your fingers through the dark curls. Eddie sneaks back in and you notice the music isnโ€™t at the level it was when you came in here.
Around the blinds is a light blue border bleeding in and you would really like to bury your head under the covers and keep petting Steve. Eddie makes you drink water though before anyone can get comfortable, even bullies Steve into finishing his. Eddie does his normal and climbs into bed to immediately lay half on your back, his arm flung over to mess with Steve until he relents and tilts his head over so Eddie can twirl a strand around.
Tucked between the two of them youโ€™re almost asleep when you remember something from the heat of it all and you shake with silent laughter.
โ€œWhat?โ€ Eddie asks and Steve gives you a half awake eyebrow raise.
โ€œYou know heโ€™s a tiefling right?โ€
That wakes Steve up a little. โ€œWhat?โ€
โ€œYeah, his tiefling bard. You called him a demon earlier and it made me laugh.โ€
Steve sighs and ignores your sleep talk and you try to expound but the heavy, comforting weight of Eddie and Steveโ€™s warm chest under your palm cut you off before you even realize youโ€™ve fallen asleep.
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my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction ยท 2 days ago
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Hii, I love your fics, especially the Moon Knight ones, sometimes I'm so giddy that I need to take a step back and remember myself that they aren't real.
May I request headcanons about the Moon Boys overhearing reader talking to their pet (probably a kitten) about how much they love the boys, and their quirks and their little differences and just going on and on about how perfect they are?
I understand if not, I will love whatever you post regardless!
Oh my gosh, this is so adorable! I hope I did it justice!
Just Happy
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Jake Lockley x gn!Reader โ€ข Rating:ย PG palsย Masterlistโ€ขย ao3โ€ขย want to be tagged? | request info โ€ข buy me a coffee? โ€ข ask-travaganza masterlist โ€ข
Summary: Jack eavesdrops.
Warnings: Fluff, Jake being emotional, not beta read, please let me know if I have missed a warning!
Word Count:ย 482
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You stroke behind Salemโ€™s ears, the small kittenโ€™s eyes are closed, his head pressed as close as he can to your hand.ย 
โ€œYou like that, hmm?โ€ You smile, โ€œWhoโ€™s my favourite little guy?โ€ย 
Salem purrs loudly.ย 
Jake smiles from his position in the doorway, his hair still damp from the shower. Both Marc and Steven were still asleep, Steven hadnโ€™t come to bed until well into the early morning and now that things in their life were calmer Marc was using the opportunity to catch up on fifteen years of rushed power naps.ย 
โ€œWho is it, hmm?โ€ You lean down and kiss the top of Salemโ€™s head three times.ย 
Jake canโ€™t help himself, he slowly takes out his phone from his pocket, not wanting to alert you to his presence. He finds the perfect angle and then starts filming, heโ€™d have to send this to the group chat Steven had created. Affectionately called โ€˜The Body ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿš—โšพโ€™
โ€œItโ€™s yoooooooou!โ€ You say sing-song to Salem and grin, โ€œWell youโ€™re my favourite little cat guy. I think Steven, Marc, and Jake might complain if theyโ€™re not my favourites too. Though I donโ€™t think theyโ€™d mind being second best to you.โ€ย 
At the sound of Steven, Marc, and Jakeโ€™s names Salem perks up his ears and meows softly.ย 
โ€œYeah! You love them too, donโ€™t you? They are the best, we love them so much. Because theyโ€™re so kind and great. And they give you the best pets, donโ€™t they? Well, second best, Iโ€™m best obviously.โ€ย 
Jake covers his mouth with his hand, trying not to laugh. Heโ€™s smiling so hard itโ€™s hurting his cheeks, his chest so light itโ€™s almost painful. Tears prick at the corner of his eyes, his throat thick. He tries to force the emotion down, but it just builds and builds.ย 
โ€œI know part of the reason youโ€™re so excited when you hear their names is you think youโ€™re gonna get extra treats, I know they give you more than they should.โ€ You smile. โ€œCan I tell you a secret?โ€ You lean a little closer and Salem looks up at you with large eyes. โ€œI love them so much, literally so much. Every day my heart gets a little bigger with how much I love them. Opposite Grinch situation going on in here.โ€ You tap your chest.ย 
โ€œAmor,โ€ Jakeโ€™s voice makes you jump, and you turn from your position on the floor just in time for him to wrap his arms around you in a bear hug.ย 
You let out a little oof of air and then giggle, โ€œWere you spying on me?โ€ย 
โ€œYes.โ€ He mutters into your neck, his voice is thick and wavering.ย 
โ€œHey, you okay?โ€ You stroke his back and try to move to see his face. But he just snuggles deeper into your chest and squeezes you tighter.
โ€œIโ€™m fine.โ€ย 
โ€œYou sure?โ€ย 
โ€œJust happy, my love. Just happy.โ€ย 
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Helloooo, can I request something for the 2018 turtles (ROTTMNT)? The reader arrives with the guys to show them the softshell turtle they got as a gift at a school science fair. Since they're not very sure how to take care of it, they go to the guys for help. And the turtle... it looks just like the one from The Amazing World of Gumball. I just think it would be fun to see the turtles (especially Donnie) interacting with the evil turtle haha ๐Ÿ˜ญ
OMG NOT THAT FREAKING TURTLE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ When I learned that Donnie is a softshell turtle, my mind immediately went to that turtle from Gumball. Like... Seriously??? That turtle is the reincarnation of evil, that's for sure. Anyways ~ i hope you like it! โ™กโ™กโ™กโ™ก
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Leo is so pumped when you show up with a turtle
Heโ€™s already imagining the epic sibling turtle bonding heโ€™ll all have, and heโ€™s definitely scheming ways to turn your new buddy into his own personal sidekick
But as he leans in to get a better look, he catches the turtle giving him a super intense, villainous stare
"Uh, why is he looking at me like that?" Leo laughs nervously, tapping the glass of its little tank
The turtle does not break eye contact
In fact, it somehow looks like itโ€™s plotting something
After a long, intense staring contest (which Leo loses), Leo's more hyped than ever
โ€œOh, weโ€™re keeping him. This little guyโ€™s got edge.โ€
He decides to call it something like "Sidekick Jr", and he tries to train it to glare on command, thinking itโ€™ll be perfect to bring it to battle with him
Obviously you don't let that happen.
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Raphโ€™s eyebrows shoot up the second he sees the turtle
โ€œWhoa. That turtle isโ€ฆ cute.โ€
Lying is not Raph's focus
He is all in for helping you take care of it
But as soon as he leans in, the turtle levels him with a stare so intense that Raph is slightly taken aback
โ€œThis guy looks like he could plan a heist,โ€ he jokes, but heโ€™s half-serious
Heโ€™s convinced the turtle has some secret agenda and will not let it out of his sight
Raph takes pride in helping you build a โ€œfortified tankโ€ to protect it from any โ€œpotential escape attempts.โ€
He even draws up โ€œexercise drillsโ€ to help it โ€œbuild character.โ€
He ends up calling it something like โ€œLilโ€™ Warriorโ€
The turtle's name is Bob
And he spends a suspicious amount of time training it to recognize commands, because โ€œA turtle like this needs discipline.โ€
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Donnieโ€™s reaction is extreme caution
Like... wtf? How is this turtle so ugly?
(He completely forgot that he is also a softshell turtle)
Heโ€™s thrilled you came to him about turtle care, especially because this guy is a fellow softshell
But then he notices the turtleโ€™sโ€ฆ ominous glare
For the next ten minutes, Donnie just stares back, analyzing every detail
The turtle doesnโ€™t blink
It feels like a showdown
"This isnโ€™t just any turtle, you know," he mutters, more to himself
He immediately runs diagnostics on it, pulling out his tools to test its temperament and intelligence level, just in case
Donnie takes the turtle care seriously, sets up the perfect tank, gets the optimal UV lamp, and is constantly researching enrichment activities, but he still doesnโ€™t entirely trust it
You catch him putting up tiny lasers around the tank "just in case."
And he insists on renaming it something like โ€œProfessor Menaceโ€ because, in his words
โ€œLook at that faceโ€”heโ€™s clearly up to something.โ€
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Mikeyโ€™s reaction is pure delight. โ€œAw! Look at the lilโ€™ guy!โ€
He immediately wants to hold it, but as soon as he picks it up, the turtle gives him a side-eye that could curdle milk
Yes, the turtle is judging Michelangelo
He tries everything
Offering lettuce, sweet-talking it, giving it little pets, but the turtle just stares, expression unreadable but somehowโ€ฆ sinister
โ€œWhy does he keep looking at me like that?โ€ Mikey wonders, confused but determined to win the turtleโ€™s affection
Heโ€™s convinced it just needs a bit of โ€œgood vibes,โ€ so he tries playing calming music, talking to it about his day, and even painting a little flower on the tank
Despite the turtleโ€™s apparent indifference
(And slightly ominous glare)
Mikeyโ€™s convinced theyโ€™re best friends
He starts calling it โ€œLilโ€™ Grump,โ€ swearing itโ€™ll warm up eventually.
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finniestoncrane ยท 12 hours ago
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Teehee could you do headcanons about the Riddler's reactions to their partner being cockdrunk :) pretty please
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Riddler Headcanons oh for SURE lmao, i mean one and done they're all getting a massive ego boost from it but i'm so certain they'd all use it to their advantage in different ways (though i left some out because they were giving similar vibes to others in my mind) ๐Ÿ’š request info โ€ข prompt list โ€ข send me a request โ€ข kofi โ€ข masterlist minors DNI!! ๐Ÿ”ž cw: nsfw obviously, mentions of sex etc.
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telltale
peepaw is not playing around here
the minute he realises you're slurring your words he is honing in
teasing you, touching your skin to watch your flesh tremble
making things worse for you, watching you squirm
knoiwng you don't have the mental capacity to stop him
knowing you don't want him to stop
it's a nice boost to know he's still got it all these years later
arkham
yeah he's not at all surprised because he is the greatest
and to be honest you should have been prepared for this
like why didn't you have an energy drink by the bed to chug
it's his fault you're like this, because he's a sexpert, duh
but get up and get back to work!!
robots need building, floors need sweeping, plans need planning
there's no rest for the wicked, and judging by your squirming...
you're still in quite a wicked mood, even after his amazing efforts
gotham
you can lie there in the little puddle you helped create
forget who you are, forget you're human even!
there's no need to get up and do anything because he's on it
bringing you water, a sugary snack, and a towel
he'll help you sit up, fluff the pillow behind you, and then lay down
gazing at you in awe, reaching to help you
as you struggle to hold the mug in your shaking hands
young justice
i think he'd go into panic mode immediately
are you not talking to him because he didn't do a good job?
have you died? why are you just laying there drooling in silence?
oh! because he did good!? wow... well...
how soon can you go again? because that was a neat ego boost
and it's got him primed and ready for another round
dano
you lay there in blissful post-orgasm glow for as long as you need
he's going to be next door in the bathroom gazing into the mirror
smiling widely at himself, pretending like he's doing a speech
thanking the audience for giving him this prestigious award
"best fuck ever" going to him? edward nashton?
he couldn't have done it without you, his wonderful partner
who he has just remembered is still laying naked in his bed
and who he is now rushing back to
zero year
so here's the thing: while you should be the one getting up
ruining the post-orgasm joy to get him a drink and a towel
he will take your inability to respond to his demands well
it's a compliment really, he fucked you so good that you're dumb
or at least dumber than you were before *hehe, ow, don't hit!*
unfortunately he will be bragging about this to everyone
literally anyone who will listen
so it's not much of a secret that you got drunk off his cock
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pygmi-cygni ยท 3 days ago
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domestic oscar isaac characters
headcanons really help writer's block.
Anselm
has found the secret to a happy marriage: keeping you well-fucked, well-funded and well-fed. that way you want for nothing unless it is dire.
He'll buy you gifts, typically with some innuendo, give you a healthy couple of orgasms, and have the cooks make you a delectable feast for dinner. If he had his way you'd just be in bed all day, being pleasured and dining on an exquisite menu.
Probably the first marriage ever consummated during the vows. Your wedding attire was too much, he couldn't handle it. He has you keep it for your anniversaries so you can recreate the scene.
Anselm talks about you relentlessly to his clients. By god the man won't shut up. He uses it as a measure of character; how politely will the guests speak about you and if they'll let him derail the meeting to talk lovingly about your latest accomplishment?
Very patient and loving. Seriously Gomez Addams coded. Sometimes he gets so overworked thinking about all the big things to show his love that he forgets the little things. You gently remind him that sometimes a night in is okay and that you don't have to do anything wild in the bedroom, as long as he's with you.
refuses to discuss a will and testament or any after-death things. Doesn't even want to think about it.
Nathan
already did this for him but idc.
likes existing together. Both of you have your hobbies, they don't necessarily have to involve both of you, but if you can do them together in the same space, that's enough for him.
lets you do your thing, but likes to keep tabs on your location. Not in a stalker way, but it helps his anxiety if you go somewhere without him. Sometimes he'll just text you a hello? and you'll respond with how you're feeling and how quickly you'll be home.
clingy.
also very tactile. if he fucks up programming or something, back rubs and a hug are good ways to calm him down.
Really good at remembering anniversaries and dates. He doesn't like big showy things though. Small, sentimental gifts or watching a movie on the couch.
Leto
ensures your relationship is as stable as stone. Communicates so well, always says what he's feeling, would not keep a secret even if he was at gunpoint.
everything he counsels runs by you first. every plan he makes, every decision, all will have your input. He makes you a wax seal and refuses to acknowledge anything if it isn't on the paper.
makes sure to have an hour with you alone every day. Could be sexy, could be a meal together, could be taking a walk around the grounds, but he needs that hour. If he's ever on a trip, he schedules a holo conference.
If the matter of children ever arises, I think he'd listen to you very carefully. He'd do everything the way you prefer, and be very attentive during the entire process. Leto would forbid a wet nurse or any kind of nanny, in order to keep you and the baby safe.
not opposed to holding the baby during a council meeting. what's anybody gonna say about it?
Poe
literally the most wholesome relationship ever.
makes you laugh, teases you, runs around like a teenager. some people say 'oh he'll never settle.'
but he can keep it serious too. He always checks in if you're feeling down or stressed. Will literally elope with you if you show any stress at all about the wedding. Even if it's just about cake flavors.
idk if any of you know Sheena Melwani and her husband TRID but I think he'd be a lot like TRID. go check them out on youtube it's so wholesome.
dances with you every night. He loves music, and will always pick a song from the planets he visits to show you when he returns. Your favorites are his home planet Yavin, Naboo and Coruscant.
gets matching tattoos with you of a little x wing and a planet. (you're the planet obviously, because he thinks of you as home)
I'll make a part two but this is who I fit in this one.
@krakenkitty @ominoose @bulletgoth @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @justsomeonecalledemma
@iolaussharpe-24 @rosegnome @twwcs @heeheehoohoofictimr @steven-grants-world
@ael-xander @to-be-a-sunshine @weasleyswizarding-wheezes @silvernight-m @lonelyisamyw-0loveย 
@unear7hly @chaithetics
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this idea has been living rent-free in my mind jealous!pantalone early stage of relationship, spy and criminal themes
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Jealous!Pantalone was coming up with a plan to expose an evil merchant who had been plotting something big and cruel against Teyvat economy. This particular merchant abused power and destroyed many innocent lives. Yet the mastermind Pantalone is, he created a strategy to take over this nasty manโ€™s plans and finally unveil his dirty business. Yet this whole plan had a big flaw - your involvement.
Pantalone, Tartaglia and Arlecchino were all at his desk while he was explaining the rules of the โ€œgameโ€ he plotted against the merchant. At last, you enter the room but, good godโ€”what are you wearing?
โ€œIโ€™ll be the bait.โ€ In extraordinary clothes you shine like a precious diamond, and the glittery makeup makes your rounded eyes the centre of attention.
Arlecchino looks at you with approving and slightly proud look - what a bold move youโ€™ve taken for the sake of Fatuiโ€™s secret mission. Tartaglia agreed too:
โ€œShe is the only one who can do itโ€, though his words sounded ambiguous and indefinite, Tartaglia coughed into his fist and explained, โ€œI meanโ€ฆ She kind of seduced you too, Pantalone. I think she can work her charms on another merchant just fine.โ€
โ€œAnd besides - it will be nothing more than just shallow flirt.โ€ Arlecchino glared at Tartaglia who just could not shut his mouth in time.
Pantalone stopped writing and almost dropped his pen but gripped it immediately then.
โ€œAbsolutely not. Weโ€™re not doing it.โ€
He sounded more gloomy and grumpy than usual, not a hint from the familiar friendly-mannered and charming Harbinger.
Everyone stared at him like if he were an idiot.
โ€œDonโ€™t be ridiculous. Y/N wonโ€™t be the bait. I do not allow it, even if it is simply for mission purposes.โ€
โ€œI will simply talk to the target and look pretty, nothing more nothing lessโ€, you finally said, but that did little to convince Pantalone. He shook his head, the Knave and Childe fell silent.
โ€œAre you jealous?โ€ you crossed your arms.
โ€œNo.โ€ Pantalone turned away and continued drawing the plan. โ€œThis task is extremely dangerous, I refuse Y/Nโ€™s involvement.โ€
โ€œYes, he obviously is. If I were him, I would feel jealous tooโ€, said Arlecchino nonchalantly.
โ€œCome on, give her a try, Pants. We donโ€™t really have another choice. There should be a beautiful lady involved in such missions. As if someone would die of it!โ€ He rolled his eyes.
Arlecchino gave you a smirk.
โ€œWhat are you two blabbering about?!โ€ Pantalone finally exploded. โ€œI wonโ€™t let her goโ€”not looking likeโ€ฆthis!โ€
โ€œLooking likeโ€ฆwhat exactly?โ€ Arlecchino was not happy with his choice of words.
To shift the attention in some way and prevent a conflict you used the red lipstick and rubbed your lips together.
โ€œThen itโ€™s decided.โ€
This little action made Pantalone bite his own dehydrated lips as the sight of you was so intoxicating.
โ€œIs that enough to charm our target?โ€
โ€œToo much for some greedy old man.โ€ Pantalone responded earlier than Tartaglia or Arlecchino could open their mouths.
โ€œRelax.โ€ You said to him silently.
โ€œHow am I supposed toโ€”when youโ€™re going to work your charms on another man?โ€
โ€œWe need it for a job. We need it to take the damn criminal down.โ€
Pantalone hit the desk with his fist furiously.
โ€œFuck the plan, I donโ€™t want to sit and watch you flirt with an old jerk.โ€
Arlecchino and Tartaglia gave each other a knowing glance and left the room.
โ€œYou two decide it between yourselves.โ€
When everyone left Pantalone grabbed you by your hips and set you on top of his desk and kissed you in the lips passionately.
โ€œStopโ€”come onโ€”youโ€™ll ruin my makeup!โ€
He only stopped for a second to look at your face again before proceeding to kiss you more anxious and desperate. After a while he pulled away, breathing heavily, like a pathetic jealous old man he is.
โ€œYou may flirt with the target but under one conditionโ€, still gasping for breath profusely he says quietly, his fingers lingering on your shoulders as if he were discreetly trying to hug you.
โ€œWhat is it, [Pantalone's real name]? What are you afraid of?โ€
One hand appeared on your cheek and he stroked it gently and affectionately.
โ€œYouโ€™re going to seduce me later.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re unbelievable!โ€ You chuckled under your breath. The audacity and bluntness of this man were insufferable. โ€œBut I promise to stay safe and come back to you after this all ends.โ€
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milfs69420 ยท 1 day ago
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You belong with me - Part II
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Natasha ran from her home country when she was 18, and has since been working at a stripclub in NYC. One night she spots a woman who seems all too familiar and turns out to be her childhood lover. While getting to know each other all over again, they discover new truths and old lies.
-Natasha Romanoff x Katya Petrova -Wordcount: 5,33K -Warnings: mentions of violence -A/N: I know it took a while but it's finally here, enjoy. Once again borrowed @katyaromanoffpetrova her babies, please note that Katya is a character she created, you can find the story through her page. I might actually hate this, but I hope you guys don't :)
We shall ignore any spelling or grammar errors for the sake of my sanity.
Do not repost my work as your own or translate my work!!!
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It took until Friday night, for Natasha to realise she had absolutely no clue where Katya was taking her. She spent the whole week thinking about seeing the brunette again, but she hadnโ€™t thought much about the details of it all. Since she didnโ€™t know where they were going, Natasha had no idea what to wear. Would it be cold or warm? Did it call for casual clothes or something fancy? Whatever she would wear, it had to impress Katya, but she couldnโ€™t try too hard, obviously.
Natasha was going insane. She felt like a teenage girl all over again, worrying about impressing someone with her looks. Someone she hadnโ€™t seen in years, no less. This whole situation took over far more thoughts than she wouldโ€™ve liked, so she spent the rest of the night doing chores to distract herself, until she ended up falling asleep on the couch with Liho on her lap.
The next morning, she immediately regretted having ended up in that position. Her back was aching and her neck was stiff. She made her way to the kitchen and did some stretches while waiting on her coffee, when she noticed a box on the table. Packages were delivered downstairs, so Clint or Maria must have brought it here earlier in the morning. She went to take a closer look at it and spotted the label.
Natasha Romanoff
There was no address on the box, only her name, so someone had personally dropped it off here. Someone with very fancy handwriting, it seemed, and it got Natashaโ€™s hopes up for the contents of the package. Before she could open it though, Maria walked through the kitchen door.
โ€œYou got a secret admirer, Romanoff?โ€ The dark haired woman smiled at her teasingly.
Natasha decided it was best to ignore the comment for now, it was far too early in the morning to be explaining an entire story about her childhood lover. โ€œDid you see who dropped it off?โ€
โ€œSome odd guy, took himself much too serious. He was wearing a suit and everything.โ€
The Russian hated the disappointment she felt upon learning that it wasnโ€™t Katya who had brought it. She suspected that whoever this mystery man was, had been there on behalf of the brunette. First, she tells her that sheโ€™s having a car pick the redhead up, now this. It seemed Katya was very well off these days, how she made a life for herself though, Natasha had no clue.
After talking to Maria some more, she made her way back to her own space and set the box down on her table. It seemed Natasha wasnโ€™t the only one curious about the mysterious box, seeing as Liho hopped onto the table as soon as she had set it down. The cat inspected the package before sitting down next to it, as if to tell the redhead to hurry up and open it already.
โ€œOkay fine, Iโ€™ll open it. Stop staring at me you little shit.โ€
Natasha could swear she saw the catโ€™s sharp claws make an appearance out of her soft paws, and decided it would be best to get on with opening the box. Not wanting to mess around with the cardboard for too long, she simply decided to stick a knife into top and drag it all the way to the bottom. In hindsight, that could have turned out quite badly, but lucky for her whatever was in the package was protected by another box. This second box was incredibly fancy, adorned with her name written in gold on the lid of it, and whatever was in there must be worth a sizeable amount of money.
She threw the cardboard to the side and opened up the package still on the table. Inside was a semi transparant kind of wrapping paper, with a note on top. As Natasha picked up the card, she saw yet another box on top of the paper. This one was small and flat, and the redhead had a hunch for what was inside. Before opening anything though, she flipped over the card to see what it said.
Dear Natalia,
I sincerely hope, that you look as good in this, as I pictured you would.
K.
The redhead wanted to be annoyed about Katya simply refusing to use her new name, she really did. But the idea that the brunette had been thinking about her, picturing what she looked like in whatever was hiding in that package, that idea drove her slightly insane.
She put the card aside and opened the small box, inside was some of the most gorgeous jewellery sheโ€™d ever seen. A delicate gold necklace, with an hourglass shape made out of rubies hanging off of it. The shape alone, was enough to have the gears in her head turning at a rapid pace. Memories of her teen years came back to her, when sheโ€™d received the news that she had to leave her foster family, and therefore the town she had met Katya in. The goodbye had been emotional, and the brunette had given her a ring to remember her by. A gold ring with a red hourglass symbol on it, one that Natasha couldnโ€™t wear anymore because of its size.
Next to the necklace were several earrings and rings, all gold and some with red gemstones adorning them, and a bracelet with a charm connected to it. A small dagger, no doubt a hint to the nights they used to share, when Katya would teach her how to throw knives with unmatched precision, though she never got quite as good as the brunette. All of these reminders of their past made Natasha feel more than she had expected. Whereas she usually felt mainly sadness about that time of her life, she now felt an overwhelming sense of excitement. Hope overtook her at the thought of getting know Katya all over again.
She carefully put aside the box and removed the wrapping paper. What she found was a carefully folded garment. She picked it up and let it drop into its natural shape, and she couldnโ€™t help but gasp. In her hands was the most beautiful slip dress sheโ€™d ever seen, smooth expensive fabric with a wonderful dark emerald green colour. There was a slit in the side of dress, one that looked to go up her leg quite high, and Natasha couldnโ€™t be more excited to put it on.
Since it was only morning, Natasha had to use all her willpower to leave this on the table for now and go on with her day, until she had to go and get ready. With every task that she busied herself with, she glanced over at that deep green coloured dress, and she made it until seven that evening until she caved. Natasha felt utterly ridiculous, standing in front of her bed and looking at her laid out outfit. She didnโ€™t do this. She didnโ€™t get ready for things two hours in advance, and she sure as hell didnโ€™t worry about needing to impress someone with her looks.
Yet here she stood, freshly showered, shaved and putting in extra effort to make her hair look soft and silky, and bring out her natural curl that she knew Katya loved. All throughout her hair routine she recalled memories from her teen years. She thought of how Katya used to play with her hair, how she would make tiny braids and how Natasha would let her do absolutely anything that she pleased. The redhead came to the realisation now that she would probably still let the other Russian do as she pleased to her, though maybe in more daring ways now, than back then.
To hint at their shared memories, Natasha made a few small braids in her hair. She knew that Katya would understand their meaning, and that made it all the more fun. The braids also helped keep the hair out of her face as she was putting on her makeup, which she wouldnโ€™t dare to do with that expensive dress on already. She kept her look quite natural for the most part, just the way she liked it, and finished it off with a darker lip tint that she knew she could pull off in the best way. She could say that she made that decision purely because she thought the shade was pretty, but in reality she was hoping to have Katya pay extra attention to them, but she would never admit that, of course.
As she was putting on the dress and jewellery she was overly aware of how far ahead her thoughts were. Rationally thinking, she should hear the brunette out first, see why sheโ€™s here and why now. But her thoughts werenโ€™t rational. As much as she loved Clint and Maria and everyone she had in her life, she never meant to end up here. She wanted out, out of this place, out of this job, out of her loneliness. Katyaโ€™s arrival had given her so much hope that she believed it may actually all happen. And so she found herself here, feeling like a teenager all over again, mind clouded with daydreams about what she and her childhood lover could potentially become in the future.ย 
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After sitting and waiting, and feeling like a fool, for well over an hour, Natasha could finally go outside and meet whatever mystery person was picking her up. She hadnโ€™t needed those two hours to get ready, usually sheโ€™s done well under one hour, or way less, she simply got too excited over the whole situation. Sheโ€™d been right about her assumption that the slit on her right thigh went up quite high, and she was certain that Katya had chosen that on purpose. Natasha didnโ€™t mind that at all, not because she was used to showing off her body, but because Katya was the one person who sheโ€™d gladly show all of her to.ย 
Right as she walked outside, a black SUV showed up at the curb, and before she was even close to the car, a man had stepped out. Dressed in a classic black suit, probably an expensive one, he walked to the other side of the car. As he turned to open the door for Natasha, she could see that he was wearing some sort of communications device in his ear, it made her wonder what kind of security measurements were present, and why they were needed.
The man hadnโ€™t said a word, not when she got in the car, not during the drive, and he didnโ€™t speak either when he opened the door for her to get out. As Natasha stepped out of the car she took in her surroundings, she caught a glimpse of the busy street in the city centre before she was ushered towards the building in front of her. She walked towards the entrance of the seemingly very classy restaurant, and the mystery man opened the door for her. He guided her inside, but as soon as the tables came into view she didnโ€™t need his directions anymore. There, in the middle of an otherwise empty restaurant, sat the person whoโ€™d been keeping her up all week.
Natasha took notice of the guards standing in every corner, and she assumed there were more in the rest of the building. However wary she was of all this security, she walked towards the table with a smile. This time it wasnโ€™t some man in a tailored suit showing manners, it was Katya who got up and pulled out the chair on the other side of the table for Natasha. Once she sat down, and the brunette had settled back in the chair opposite of her, she took a moment to observe the woman in front of her before speaking up.
โ€œThis is an awful lot of guards for a dinner date, donโ€™t you think?โ€ The redhead still wore that charming smile on her face. She wasnโ€™t afraid, or hostile, and neither was Katya. She was genuinely curious about why all of this was needed, the guards, the empty restaurant, everything.
โ€œOh so this is a date now?โ€ Katyaโ€™s face was adorned with that oh so captivating smirk that, if it had been on anyone elseโ€™s face, wouldโ€™ve annoyed Natasha to no end.ย 
โ€œWell I donโ€™t usually dress up quite this fancy for any other occasion, do you?โ€
Katya took that as her cue to, unashamedly, check out the redhead opposing her. She let her eyes wander where she pleased, and she knew that Natasha didnโ€™t mind. In fact, she was doing the exact same to the brunette. It seemed that suits were her thing these days, as she was wearing yet another, no doubt tailor made, dark suit that fit her exactly right. With all this staring back and forth, and tension growing in the air, Katya decided to tease Natasha just a bit more. She took off her blazer and put it over the back of her chair, and to finish it off she rolled up her sleeves to reveal her smooth, ink adorned skin.
โ€œYou look beyond gorgeous in that dress, Natalia. Just as I hoped you would.โ€
โ€œSo youโ€™ve been thinking of me then? Picturing me all dressed up, just for you.โ€
The brunette didnโ€™t admit anything, instead she just smiled at Natasha and handed her one of the menus that had been on the side of the table.ย 
โ€œI suppose we should get drinks and appetizers first, before getting into the details of this whole situation.โ€ They quietly went over their menus before a sharply dressed woman came up to them, asking for their orders. When all was said and done, and theyโ€™d put in their requests for the evening, they received their drinks and were left alone for the time being.ย 
โ€œSo are you going to explain all the security measures?โ€ Natasha was getting impatient now. As fun as the banter was, she was here to get answers. Katya could sense the change in her attitude, and adjusted her own accordingly.ย 
โ€œYouโ€™ll understand the details later on, for now letโ€™s just say thereโ€™s plenty of people whoโ€™d love to get their hands on me. And not in a pleasant way.โ€ The brunette just couldnโ€™t help but joke around, and Natasha hated that she liked it. She had to fight the blush that tried to make an appearance on her cheeks, because she too, wanted to get her hands on Katya. Though not in a way that called for all these guards present.ย 
โ€œSo what have you done then? To piss off people that badly.โ€
At that question, Katya seemed to get slightly uncomfortable. โ€œTo get to that, we need to go back to the past first. Even before we met, hell even before I was born.โ€
Now this piqued the redheadโ€™s interest. She hadnโ€™t gone into this with any expectations, but she certainly didnโ€™t think there would be this much history to the story. And the sorrow that seemed to take over Katya had not only made her curious, but already furious at whoever was responsible for whatever bad things had happened to her childhood lover.ย 
โ€œSo, as you already know, I used to live with my uncle.โ€ She started her story. โ€œAnd Iโ€™ve told you before that my mom passed shortly after my birth, and other than my uncle there wasnโ€™t anyone to take care of me.โ€
So far, this was all information that Natasha knew already, but she understood that the other Russian had to make sure she was aware of the foundation for the story. She didnโ€™t speak, and decided against interrupting Katya at any point. The look on her face made it clear that this was a serious conversation, so all banter was to be stopped for now.
โ€œI obviously donโ€™t know what things looked like from your side of the street, but I can say with absolute certainty that things at Dreykovโ€™s place were worse than they seemed. I think everyone in the town was aware that he was involved in some shady stuff, many suspected some kind of mob activity going on. The truth is actually worse. You see, he didnโ€™t deal drugs, or weapons or any of that stuff, he dealt people. Girls, to be specific.โ€
Natasha tried to keep her face blank, she didnโ€™t want her expressions to affect the woman opposite of her. She had heard her fair share of theories about what went on in the building across the street, but she hadnโ€™t known about this.
โ€œSome girls, depending on age, were sold to disgusting creeps. However, kids like me, who didnโ€™t have a clue about the world yet and had everything to learn, we were trained. I wonโ€™t go into details for now, but we were trained not only to fight, but to kill. We were taught about every single way you can end someoneโ€™s life, and if any of the girls failed a part of training, they became the target.โ€
Katya fell silent after that, and Natasha didnโ€™t bother filling the silence either. This moment was utilised by the staff to bring over their drinks and first course. The redhead muttered a quick thank you, but didnโ€™t take her eyes off of the somber looking brunette, who cleared her throat and pushed herself to keep going.
โ€œYou have to understand, that while I may have seemed kind and innocent to you at the time, I have seen and done things you never want to imagine. To many, Iโ€™m a monster, and I completely understand if thatโ€™s how you feel about me too.โ€ As she said that, Katya seemed about ready to watch the other Russian leave and never come back.
โ€œAnd I need you to understand something in return.โ€ Natasha looked her in the eye to make sure that every word reached her. โ€œYou were forced to do all of that stuff, I donโ€™t know exactly what went down but it sounds like a life or death situation. You did what you had to do to survive, Katya. You were the only person that showed me any kindness at all. I mean, I thought that my foster parents liked me, but they threw me out with the garbage. You were the only person to be honest to me, you said you loved me and you meant it. I will never think that youโ€™re a monster.โ€
The brunette looked down at her still untouched food, like she was taking all of those words in, unsure of how to respond. Then, she looked up at Natasha with a sadness in her eyes that wasnโ€™t there before.
โ€œThey liked you.โ€
Natasha looked up at her confused. โ€œWhat?โ€
โ€œYour foster parents, they liked you. They had every intention of keeping you around.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re lying, they made me pack my bags and leave without explanation.โ€ย 
This made the redhead upset, Katya was implying that she may have had a chance at the happy family she had always craved, and she didnโ€™t take this lightly.
โ€œNatalia, Iโ€™m deeply sorry for what Iโ€™m about to tell you, and I understand if you donโ€™t want to talk to me anymore after this.โ€ Katya took a deep breath before continuing.
โ€œBesides the girls and teachers, there was a load of guards involved with the organisation. I guess someone had noticed me sneaking out at night and a guard followed me when I went to meet you. I donโ€™t know exactly what they saw but it was enough for them to know that we were more than what we were supposed to be. They couldnโ€™t get rid of me like the other girls, not only had I become an important asset, but Iโ€™m also related to Dreykov.โ€
The brunette fell silent for a moment to prepare for what she had to say next. She couldnโ€™t bear to look Natasha in the eye, knowing that she was causing all the hurt that was visible on the redheadโ€™s face. She was fully prepared at this point, to break Natashaโ€™s heart and watch leave.
โ€œWith some very convincing threats, and a lot of money, Dreykov got rid of you instead. He made them kick you out, and punished me in ways that made me wish heโ€™d killed me instead. I didnโ€™t know any of this at the time, he actually made me believe that you had been killed for the longest time. I found out a few years ago, Iโ€™m so sorry Natalia.โ€
โ€œStop calling me that.โ€ Up until now, the name had only slightly annoyed Natasha, but in this emotional state she couldnโ€™t handle any of it. She had to fight the emotions that seemed to get stuck in her throat, and tried her best to keep the tears from escaping. That name was a far too prominent reminder of the past, and it was too much for her to handle right now.
โ€œI donโ€™t want to hate you.โ€ She looked at woman opposite of her. โ€œI loved you, Katya. Hell, Iโ€™m half convinced I could fall in love all over again right now, so I do not want to resent you even the slightest bit. I wouldnโ€™t change anything we did back then, even if the outcome hurts me so deeply. Right now though, I need you to work with me here. Iโ€™ve changed since we were teenagers, I had to. I needed a fresh start and that came in the form of this new person, Natasha. I need you to respect that.โ€
โ€œYes, of course. Iโ€™m sorry, Natasha.โ€ย 
Katya dared to offer her a slight smile, in the hope of bringing some comfort to this situation. Natasha looked her in the eyes, like she was searching for something, anything that could help her navigate the turmoil of emotions she was experiencing. She saw a change behind Natashaโ€™s eyes, one that indicated that she had put her emotions aside for now to keep herself together for the rest of the evening. There was no doubt though, that it would take time for her to let everything sink in, and learn to live with all that knowledge.
โ€œIโ€™m not saying we need to forget everything we used to know about each other, but we need to get to know each other all over again. That is, of course, if you intend on staying around to keep talking.โ€
Katya seemed almost surprised at how the redhead was dealing with all of this information. โ€œHonestly, I didnโ€™t think youโ€™d want me around after this conversation.โ€
It made Natasha sad, how badly the other Russian seemed to think of herself. Katyaโ€™s self worth seemed to have been crushed, and at that moment the redhead decided that it would be her mission to restore it. She needed her to see that she wasnโ€™t a monster, she was just a human whoโ€™s been put in the most inhumane situations and did what she had to in order to survive.
โ€œWell, I could always change my mind after you tell me the rest of the story.โ€ She put that signature smirk on her face in an attempt to lighten the mood a bit.
โ€œIโ€™m guessing that you mean how I ended up here?โ€
โ€œTell me everything, what happened after I left, how you ended up in this position. It seems that youโ€™re quite well off, with all your security and fancy clothes and everything.โ€
Katya smiled at her, silently agreeing with her. Firstly though, they finally finished their food and received the main course for the evening. While enjoying their food Katya shared the rest of her story. She told Natasha about the bad, painful things she had to endure after theyโ€™d been found out. She told her about how from that moment on, she started truly hating Dreykov, and started plotting against him.ย 
Katya had thought that he had been responsible for killing her childhood lover, and it filled her with an incredible amount of rage. So as she got older, she started looking for ways to not only put an end to this organisation, but to burn everything associated with it to the ground. Soon after she turned eighteen she had gathered all that she needed, and after a lot of violence all guards had been taken care of and all the girls had sided with her.
She told Natasha about that final encounter with Dreykov, how he had realised that this would be the end for him no matter what. In a last attempt to maintain his power he had told Katya about what had really happened to her secret girlfriend. She had smiled at him as she put her knife in his chest, not only because he was finally gone, but because she now knew that Natasha was alive.ย 
And so sheโ€™d gone on to lead all those girls that she has trained with. Sheโ€™d downloaded all data from her uncleโ€™s organisation and they had set off on a mission. They had a list of every organisation, government, politician and business associate of Dreykov, and the task was to eliminate them, whatever it takes. Along the way, Katya had made a name for herself and built a network. Most of those targets didnโ€™t want to be convinced to stop what they were doing, and therefore had to be eliminated in a rather permanent manner. Now, even people in high power positions feared her, and nobody dared to mess with her.
That more or less summed up how she got to where she is now. She took money and weapons from organisations that theyโ€™d taken down, and thanks to her network of powerful people there were plenty of people investing in her cause. Sheโ€™s built an army over the years, an army of people who move in the shadows, who take down anyone that stands in their way.ย 
โ€œSo I guess thatโ€™s the rest of that story you wanted.โ€ Katya finished off her explanation as dessert was delivered to their table.ย 
โ€œAlmost, you still have to tell me how you found me, and why you showed up just now.โ€
โ€œWell, finding you was actually quite easy. Your boss, Fury as he likes to call himself.โ€
โ€œYou mean Nickโ€
โ€œYes, I mean Nick. I also refuse to call him that ridiculous name. Anyway he got in contact with some shady people about a year ago, they tried to involve him in trafficking business to get women for his club. He wanted nothing to do with it and wanted them gone, so people from my organisation sorted it out for him. Initially I had nothing to do with it, but we do background checks on everyone that gets involved with us.โ€ย 
Natasha listened intently, she had her suspicions about her boss getting involved with something, she just hasnโ€™t known what, or who. Sheโ€™d seen him on the phone and whatever kept him busy seemingly required loads of secrecy.ย 
โ€œNow this is embarrassing to admit, but here we go. I had an order communicated to everyone involved with what we do. If your name ever came up anywhere, I am to be notified right away.โ€
She was interrupted by laughter coming from the other side of the table. Natasha thought it was funny, utterly adorable and also more attractive than she was willing to admit, that Katya had gone to such lengths. It warmed her heart that the brunette had never forgotten about finding her.ย 
โ€œOkay if youโ€™re done laughing, Iโ€™d like to continue.โ€
โ€œOh I donโ€™t think you need to, itโ€™s easy. You found my name, my new one, and found out that I work and live at the club, and thatโ€™s when you decided to start lurking in the shadows to watch me on stage. I hope you enjoyed the shows, by the way.โ€
Natasha felt more confident now, she felt like she finally knew who was really sitting across the table. It saddened her that Katya had not expected the conversation to get this far. The love she had for the other woman back when they were teens, was the truest love that sheโ€™s experienced to date. Even with all the heavy subjects that they touched on tonight, the transition to that light, playful dynamic they were so good at was easy.
โ€œOh I enjoyed the shows alright, nothing beats that look on your face when I said your name though.โ€
After dessert had finished, they sat and talked for a little while longer, while enjoying their drinks. Neither woman could deny how much they enjoyed each otherโ€™s company. Even with all these new truths, and old lies, coming to light, there was an undeniable familiarity between them. As the night came to an end, they found themselves looking for excuses to stay right where they are. So they found themselves lingering outside on the pavement, delaying the inevitable separation.
โ€œSo, will I get any more mysterious invites like this, or can you text me like a normal woman?โ€ย 
Natasha couldnโ€™t help but put that signature smirk on her face, just in case Katya needed a little extra convincing. She offered up her phone, and the brunette took it right away to put in her contact information. She immediately called herself with the phone so she could save the redheadโ€™s phone number to hers as well.
โ€œYouโ€™ll be taken back to the club with the same car, to ensure you get home safely.โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t you worry, I know how to defend myself much better than youโ€™d expect.โ€
โ€œDo I ever get to hear that story?โ€
Natasha smiled at her. โ€œSure, on our second date, darling.โ€
With that, she took a step towards Katya. She leaned towards her and gave the brunette a kiss on the cheek and stepped backwards again, showing that charming smile one more time before turning around and walking towards the car. It took more effort than she was willing to admit, to not turn around and stay for a little while longer. Instead, she got in the car and it took off to bring her back safely, and she immediately missed the presence of her childhood lover.
Meanwhile, Katya was left standing there on the pavement, looking at the car as it took off. This strong, powerful woman who was feared by so many, had been rendered useless because of such a simple gesture. If she had lost all self control, she might have reached out to touch her cheek right where the redheadโ€™s lips had been. However, she was still surrounded by security guards and while she knew they had a massive amount of respect for her, she did need to uphold her image and couldnโ€™t look like a total fool.
That night, both women let their thoughts wander to the other. Natasha was eager to rekindle the flame that had once been ablaze between them, and she could swear the sparks of it were still there like they never left. She was eager for a potential new life, where she didnโ€™t feel this miserable and lonely so often. A life where she had someone to talk to at the end of every day, someone to share her joy with, and her sadness. If she let her mind truly get ahead of her, the future looked awfully domestic and joyful, both things she hadnโ€™t experienced in a long time.
Katya on the other hand only dared to let her thoughts go so far. Her upbringing had left her wary of people and filled with trust issues. As much as sheโ€™d love to be able to let Natasha right back in her life and go all in on exploring how good they can be together, she simply had to be sensible. But as her phone screen lit up with a goodnight and thank you text from the very person she was thinking of, she couldnโ€™t stop a smile from appearing on her face.
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anywayssss would you be willing to rank your comic book men on least to most willing to kill for their darling? i know we got your opinion on dick but i wanna see how it compares to everyone else
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!!! GN reader, mentions of death/murder, violence, breaking bones, intimidation, threats, manipulation, general mental issues, biochemical attack (how the fuck did we get here), mutilation, self-harm, can be translated as either romantic or platonic.
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Help, why did the beginning of this ask trigger my fight or flight for 0.2 seconds, LMAO. I dropped my phone like I was caught red-handed or some shit.
So, I initially made an oath to not answer any more asks until I either finish Life With Older Brother IV or my secret side project, but then I got this ask and figured I could use a little creative break. Iโ€™m hitting some brick walls right now with all of my writing projects, sobs.
So!! Here we go. Remember, this is in the order of least to most likely in a general sense. Featuring some new faces because Iโ€™m finally confident in depicting their comic book counterparts, yippee!!
Jaime Reyes: Obviously, if the scarab had its way, anyone who poses as a threat to Jaimeโ€™s beloved would be neutralized. But weโ€™re talking about Jaime. As long as heโ€™s in full control, heโ€™d probably do everything in his power to not kill anyone, even if itโ€™s for you. He knows heโ€™s fucked in the head. No matter how hard he tries to convince himself itโ€™s still just the scarab preying on his anxieties, itโ€™s getting harder and harder to distinguish Khaji Daโ€™s thoughts from his own. This spiral into insanity around his own morality and guilt would have him cling oh-so desperately to the idea that heโ€™s still a hero. To him, the no-kill role is the only way to know for sure heโ€™s still (kind of) himself.
Bruce Wayne: Heโ€™s The Batman. Of course he doesnโ€™t kill. Sure, he may be a bit more violent towards potential threats when it comes to you, but he still doesnโ€™t kill. Itโ€™s a core belief that heโ€™ll stick to for as long as evil lurks in the shadows of Gotham. Besides, why would he need to kill when cracking a few ribs gets the message across just fine? Most people donโ€™t even want to fuck with him in the first place; both as Bruce Wayne and especially The Batman. In many cases, simple intimidation will do the trick. Itโ€™s much neater than violence. Though violence is definitely still on the table when heโ€™s in a mood (Alfred, for the last time, he does not need a therapist. Heโ€™s perfectly functional).
Clark Kent: Whereas Batman doesnโ€™t kill, Superman canโ€™t kill. Meaning, Clark is well aware of the image he has to uphold as the ever-so hopeful Man of Tomorrow. Which is actually fine by him. Due to his strong sense of morals, the thought of blood on his hands makes him sick to his stomach. But there are some cases where that dark voice in the back of his mind whispers he could easily snap the neck of that weirdo talking to you. Of course, this is clearly just a strange intrusive thought, and he guiltily shakes it out of his head the moment it appears. Heโ€™s Superman, for heavenโ€™s sake! Heโ€™s better than that! Stooping to that level is simply not an option. But you know what is an option? Gripping people hard enough that their bones shatter. Accidents do happen, after allโ€ฆ
Wally West: The chances of him killing are very slim. Believe it or not, heโ€™s not against the idea or anything (only when it comes to you), itโ€™s just he doesnโ€™t see the need to get his hands dirty. There are enough tactics in his arsenal that the thought wonโ€™t even cross his mind. A silver tongue can work miracles on its own, and standing at 6 feet tall, Wally can be surprisingly intimidating in his own right. Should there be any threat agains you, heโ€™s more focused on getting you out of harmโ€™s way than beating the shit out of anyone (that comes later, away from your prying eyes). At worst, anyone who pushes their luck will get fractures and road rashes as a result. Killing just isnโ€™t an impulse Wally has. But if it absolutely has to happenโ€ฆ well, wouldnโ€™t that be a shame?
Dick Grayson: As mentioned before in a previous ask, killing is off the table. Dickโ€™s still a hero, and heroes donโ€™t kill. Itโ€™s just that he miiiight accidentally lose control if he sees you in a critical state. The ask goes into much deeper detail than this, but to sum it up, he would feel devastated afterwards but eventually justify it to himself. It was to protect youโ€ฆ if he didnโ€™t do it, god only knows what wouldโ€™ve happened. Otherwise, heโ€™s not one to get his hands dirty like that. The most heโ€™ll do is deliver a very ominous threat that doesnโ€™t outright mean heโ€™s going to kill anyone, but the implications arenโ€™t very pretty. And, if he can help it, heโ€™d rather if youโ€™re not in earshot. Unless if he somehow sees it as a good manipulation tactic. Then sure, you can hear all about how heโ€™s going to drown someone in their own bathroom.
Peter Parker: He has a strong aversion to killing. Now, is that an outright no? As much as heโ€™d like to think so, there are situations where no-kill is optional. Most of them involve you being in active danger. While he doesnโ€™t go out of his way to kill anyone, he sure as hell isnโ€™t thinking about the survivability of his rampage to make sure youโ€™re safe. Causalities would be collateral damage; unfortunate, but possibly necessary. He also has a habit of threatening peopleโ€™s lives when heโ€™s particularly pissed off. As long as youโ€™re not in some sort of critical state, he usually doesnโ€™t follow through with them (and may even feel guilty afterwards). That being said, hearing your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man deliver a cold one-liner about wanting someone dead is still hella scary.
Steve Rogers: Listen, itโ€™s not at all what he wants. He wouldnโ€™t advocate for murdering your problems away both with or without the shield. But sometimes โ€” just sometimes โ€” itโ€™s necessary. Of course heโ€™d kill someone that posed as a threat to your personal safety. That doesnโ€™t make him a terrible person or anything; most people would do that for their loved ones. Where the line starts to blur, however, is when there isnโ€™t any immediate danger. Does that weirdo who was looking at you for too long count? Godโ€” no, Rogers. What is wrong with you?! Butโ€ฆ then again, there was this look in their eyesโ€ฆ somethingโ€™s just so off about them. Ultimately, Steve wouldnโ€™t go through with it, but the thought does cross his mind. Not that heโ€™d ever admit it, of course.
Hal Jordan: The answer is yes, but mostly because heโ€™s a Lantern. Sometimes, neutralizing the threat is necessary. He would absolutely kill if it meant saving your life. Is it ideal? Absolutely not. Is it cathartic?โ€ฆ Lowkey. Halโ€™s not afraid to abuse his right as a Lantern to โ€œneutralize the threat.โ€ But keep in mind that this is a rare occurrence that depends on his mood. Really, he only considers it for situations youโ€™re extremely distressed by, like some piece of shit giving you the creeps. He wouldnโ€™t kill for his own personal gain, as much as he sometimes wants to; this is all about you, not him. I also donโ€™t really see him having regrets. If he wants someone dead, he absolutely means it.
Remy LeBeau: Itโ€™s simple; if heโ€™s gotta do it, heโ€™s gotta do it. Heโ€™s got not moral hang-ups when it comes to killing. He doesnโ€™t do it often, but heโ€™s willing to clean up a mess or two if needed. The need to kill ranges from your personal safety to just not liking someoneโ€™s vibe. If that were the case, heโ€™d give the poor sucker more than enough hints to leave you alone. Murder would be a last resort should they not listen; which is totally on them, by the way. Gambit canโ€™t help it if theyโ€™re not the sharpest tool in the shed. Is kinetically charging someoneโ€™s car to explode not enough of a warning or something? Man, what is wrong with people these daysโ€ฆ
Tim Drake: Okay. Tim is just so versatile. Yes, heโ€™s absolutely morally opposed to killing. Yes, itโ€™s a necessary evil. Yes, the thought of it makes him want to throw up. Yes, heโ€™d do it in a heartbeat for you. Somehow, all of these thoughts coexist in his sick little head. What makes Tim a threat is the fact heโ€™s extremely unstable. One day, heโ€™s got himself in check; god, he would never kill anyone, why would he do that?! Then the next day, he seems to have a change of heart; if anyone even looks your way, heโ€™s dumping anthrax in their cereal. His preferred method is something clean, but if heโ€™s in a particularly bad mood, he may revert to some mutilation with his nails. On those particularly violent days, heโ€™d much rather harm himself than others, but there is something cathartic about scratching at someone else while sobbing about minute problems. Though thatโ€™s one hell of a โ€œdid I do thatโ€ moment when itโ€™s over.
Scott Summers: Yes. And heโ€™ll fucking do it again, too. When it comes to you, this man has killed people by accident before. Did he give a shit? Absolutely not. Why would he care if someone doesnโ€™t know how to protect their spinal column when taking a blow; especially if itโ€™s someone who dared to lay a hand on you? And, yeah, heโ€™s supposed to be a good role model for mutants all over the globe, but a good leader knows how to take calculated risks when needed. Your safety is his top priority, meaning heโ€™ll do whatever he deems necessary to keep danger away. Man, is it just absolutely brutal watching someoneโ€™s skin melt away from the friction of one continuous optic blast. Who knew he could cave in skulls with that shit?
Bucky Barnes: Letโ€™s be honest, is anyone surprised? Yeah, thatโ€™s what I thought. You could simply point to someone you hate and theyโ€™d be gone within the next 24 hours. Bucky isnโ€™t here to fuck around. While he may regret any kills he was forced to carry out, he sure as hell doesnโ€™t regret the ones heโ€™s actively choosing to do. If anything, his conditioning has left him no other way to show his total devotion to you. Yes, this means you he leaves fresh human hearts at your doorstep. Yes, this means he strings up the remains of your annoying colleagues where you can see them outside. Yes, this means he watches you sleep while caked in blood and guts after every nightly kill. Some small part of him knows itโ€™s wrong, but he really could not give less of a shit. So much for trying to reform himโ€ฆ
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p00pdev1l ยท 2 days ago
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"to love you, love you, love you"
A/N: warnings: contains spoilers* from tkatb, this fic does contain sexual content* so please 18+ readers only!, heavy on the crowe x gender neutral!reader but it is more centered around sol x reader, we all know sol wants us to himself. takes place after crowe's route (if you chose to kiss him instead of hug him)--and we all know what happens after that.
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โ€œEnough about the papers, so about the Halloween Party? Any ideas for a costume yet?โ€ Derylโ€™s question is drowned out by your intrusive thoughts. Idle chatter among your friends grew distant as you recall recurring memories of your night with Crowe. Still feeling the ghosting touch of his hands along your lower back. Nimble fingers threading themselves through your hair. The way his lips felt against your nape. Against your lips. Against your core. A familiar voice rang out beside you, their gentle resonance pulling you back down from your clouded thoughts.
โ€œAre you feeling okay?โ€ Crowe asked, his delicate hand falling onto your shoulder. His taller stature leaned forward, placing himself in your peripheral view. His brows furrowed, his expression obviously concerned by your silence. You took a moment to get the words out, azure orbs searching yours patiently,ย  โ€œJust thinking about last night.โ€ you answered quietly, not wanting the others to catch wind of your private encounter yesterday. Crowe smiled fondly in response, knowing eyes dipping to the scarf wrapped meticulously around your neck.
โ€œExplains why youโ€™re wearing this scarf on a particularly hot day.โ€ he hummed, toying with the fraying ends of the wool. You sunk your head deeper into the plush material, attempting to hide yourself from his dreamy gaze.ย ย 
Only the stars would know of your secret, or so you thought.ย 
Another looming figure entered the hallway as Sol exited his previous class, crimson eyes locking with your own. As you turned your head to meet Croweโ€™s, Solโ€™s gaze darkened, immediately noticing the intimate proximity between the two of you.ย  Violent recollections plagued him, unbeknownst to you, his lips pulled into a thinline of disgust. โ€œCrowe, is it okay if I leave, I have somewhere to be?โ€ You asked, hesitantly pulling away from him.ย 
โ€œIs that so?โ€ He questioned, you frowned, picking up on the disappointment laced through his sweet tone. โ€œIโ€™ll see you after lunch? That is if you want to, of course.โ€ His eyes silently pleading for your reunion once more.ย 
โ€œIโ€™d love to.โ€ you nodded, reaching out to give his hand a reassuring squeeze before departing. His gaze softened, watching you closely before leaving his side. As you approached your new found friend, his expression changed drastically. Solโ€™s lips forced a soft smile, Hyugo followed suit.
Hyugo beamed as you both exchanged pleasantries, explaining how excited he was to meet you, and how much Sol talked about you. You did your best to reciprocate Hyugoโ€™s energy, immersing yourself in conversation, taking no notice of Solโ€™s intense gaze trained at your neck. His hand tensed, catching sight of dark blemishes peeking out from the hem of your scarf.ย 
โ€œSol? What do you think?โ€ you turned your attention toward him, Hyugo gave Sol a look of warning, well aware of the internal war going on in his head. โ€œShould we skip class and head to the arcade?โ€ you hid your concern with a small smile, awaiting his answer.
His trembling fingers curled into a tight fist, reigning in his composure. He nodded, silently agreeing with your plans.ย 
โ€œThereโ€™s something I need to take care of firstโ€“โ€
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Hello!! I wanted to ask about Vesper but you got so many idk what's not been asked so, deallers' choice! Pick a question you want to answer off the list or just what's something about Vesper you haven't talked about yet?
17) If your OC has kids, are they a good parent? Do they ever feel guilty if they have to leave them? I have a long answer about this one! So. I don't talk about it too much. But the coterie has a big secret. One that Owen actually doesn't know about yet (So, 3/4 of the coterie do.)
At the beginning of our chronicle, the gang came across a few frenzying shovelheads chasing a little girl. The gang intercepted and killed the shovelheads and then Vesper and Amare searched for the little girl. They found her eventually. She was hiding, scared, and confused. After calming her down and gaining her trust, the girl brought up that her mom was turned into one of the monsters. They eventually took her to a secret haven that Amare owns where one of her ghouls resides. Once they got there, Vesper began to notice something was off about the child. He ended up putting together that she was a lifelike thin-blood! Oh no... Obviously, this is a huge problem. I mean a vampire child is a big no-no. But, of course they have quickly grown attached to her and have been racking their brains trying to figure out what to do with her. They cannot agree on it either. Especially Vesper and Amare. Just another thing for them to fight about.
Amare is very attached to children and wants to take care of her (as she has been denied that opportunity in her life thanks to the ol' embrace.) Vesper is extremely worried that they have too many problems as it is and someone will go out of their way to hurt her to hurt them. There are too many eyes on them. He argues they need to find her a real home with people who can properly care for her. Amare's very normal and mature response is of course, "You want to get rid of our daughter?!" Vesper really likes her. Out of everyone he has bonded with her the most. On occasion he sits with her asks her what she is drawing and checks in to make sure she isn't driving the ghoul that has been watching her insane. (She has been.) Did I mention the little girl can see ghosts and has one that has been keeping her company? She is a little creepy and troublesome... But yeah secret vampire child... Vesper like kind of has a kid.
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error-dream-was-found ยท 11 hours ago
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Okay, so @bleue-flora actually found the conversation where this idea first came up! So eh behold our unhingess ig lol
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Obviously I kind of started thinking about it outsiders of this conversation lol.
Now some of you might wonder why Dream'd be in heels ... I could tell you that but high heels are a part of Flora's idea so you'll probably have to wait for her to publish that one ๐Ÿ™ƒ (spoiler alert: it'll be more angsty than this crack idea of mine)
Some of you might also wonder what never ending monopoly means in context of Dream fanfiction and I'd love to tell you that because that's the original crack torture idea buuut when @piscespixiewastaken asked for crack ideas for her fic I mentioned that one so now I'm not sure if I can talk about it, wouldn't want to give the secrets away, right? ๐Ÿค (Although I suspect out versions will have differences and all, ah maybe if anyone is interested and she's fine with it I will fill you in on the endless monopoly lore me and Flora discussed once lol)
I just saw your idea about Quackity sucking at torture and I am SO intrigued ๐Ÿ‘€ Please do tell
(Also I absolutely love love love your writing <3)
Hiii, thank you for asking :) And I'm happy to hear that you enjoy my writing <3
It's been a while since I came up with that idea and I can't seem to find my notes on it (I found like 15 other half forgotten AUs instead oops) but I'm pretty sure it came from some discussion with Flora.
The basic idea is that everything happens just as it does in canon and Quackity goes to torture Dream. This is where things get sketchy because as I said, this is a 100 % idea so ... what if Quackity just somehow managed to fuck up every single torture attempt?
I really wish I could find my notes on this because I know I had some specific ideas written down but let's go with what I remember. During the first visit I think he might've just underestimated Dream who in spite of being the the prison for a while now was still able to dodge Quackity and maybe even disarm him or something just it ends up with Sam having to interfere.
But it's okay! Quackity's got it! It was just a ... a minor inconvenience, nothing more. But ... things are just not working out during his second visit either, nor during the third one or the fourth one.
Dream is totally not giving fuck about what Quackity wants and for the sake of crack Quackity just miserably fails in all his attempts to torture Dream in the most ridiculous ways possible.
Like, he will get his axe stuck in the obsidian and can't pull it out, he drops a harming potion and hits himself instead of Dream, he sets himself on fire on accident (that lava wall had no business being over there!), he fails to realize that Dream is actually good in strategic games and his plan to hurt Dream for losing a game fails when the game drags on for way too long (bonus points if he loses somehow). Just some very weird (and hopefully somewhat funny) stuff happens.
Some time he doesn't even get to try his hand at torture because he gets carried away with wedding preparation and all (just imagine him forcing Dream help with choosing the decorations or something lol) After his fight with Karl Dream is forced to be the therapist (he has no escape while Quackity cries about the state of his relationship), least to say Dream is very confused why Quackity thought he is the right person to ask about the relationship problems (srsly Q have you seen the state of his relationships???)
At this point Dream himself might try give him tips, look he is not a fan of getting tortured but this is just sad, okay?
Perhaps he will manage to actually hurt Dream at some point but by then I think he would be too used to failing that it actually freaks him out more than it freaks out Dream himself. Least to say the rest of the "session" was spend fretting over Dream because god man you're bleeding! Dream is just there like ... isn't this what you wanted? And well yeah but also no! (Q has some very mixed feelings)
Overall though I think Q would maim himself in that cell more than he ever did to Dream. On accident of course. I never figured out the logistics of this one but it'd be hella funny if Q somehow managed to idk cut of his own finger or something of the sort which would just end up with him freaking out and Dream having to try to calm him down while also calling for Sam to bring a healing potion
I know that it's supper cannon inaccurate but it's really just a crack idea without any real plot behind it ๐Ÿ˜…
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sparklecarehospital ยท 1 month ago
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v3 transcripts fully uploaded, now v3 is completely 100% finished :] v4 is still being transcribed and will be finished soon!
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kizzer55555 ยท 5 months ago
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The Vampire Aesthetic
Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldnโ€™t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasnโ€™t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.
Danny doesnโ€™t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.
Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.
โ€œSo whereโ€™s the vampire aesthetic?
Everyone freezes.
Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.
โ€œCome on, I know you guys are hiding it.โ€
Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.
He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. Heโ€™s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.
People are weird! He doesnโ€™t judge!
#Dpxdc#dcxdp#Kizzer55555 ideas#The Batfamily think Danny knows their secret.#For once Danny really is clueless and thinks they are just his new billionaire friends.#Blood stains? What bloodstains? That must be chili.#Danny: *knocks into Jason and accidentally pushes out bad ecto without realizing it* โ€œoh sorry about that.โ€ Jason: โ€œare you God?โ€#Danny is obsessed with the animals. They are little BABIES! Damian approves this new interloper. Danny rides Batcow and has a โœจ๐Ÿคฉโœจ moment.#Danny introduces Damian to Cujo. No one else knows about Cujo. Damian will make SURE no one else knows about Cujo.#Cujo and Titan are best friends.#I know people think Dukeโ€™s ghost vision has him see Danny as something obviously not normal but I do you one better.#He cannot see or hear Danny at all. It takes him MONTHS before he realizes that the batfamily are talking to an additional presence.#And instead of thinking this is weird he thinks this is a new code they have developed and is trying to decipher it.#Duke watching Damian as he casually talks to the wall. Danny looking at Damian โ€œwhy is he staring at us.โ€#Damian makes direct eye contact with Duke. โ€œTraining.โ€#Duke: WHAT DOES THAT MEEEAAANN?!?!?#There are โ€˜accidentsโ€™ like that one Time Danny was staying over and Jason was trying to sneak into the mansion.#Red hood (in full gear with guns bombs and glowing red eye googles) comes over at 1 am and crawls up the vent and opens it above Dannyโ€™s be#Danny: lying on the bed with his eyes wide awake and already staring at the ceiling as the vent above him opens. *waves* โ€œSupโ€.#Red Hood: โ€ฆโ€ฆ.โ€œsupโ€ (slooowwwly closes vent)
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