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Battat and Mike

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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

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Officially licensed 2009 New Super Mario Bros. Wii-themed slot machine toy from Japan, called "Mario Coinage".

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this was for an aquarium

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good game with no issues whatsoever

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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I’m so bad at this game - he died before I even got out of Create a Sim.

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Ending screen from Easy Racer, a simplistic 1996 racing game available for the Japan-only Satellaview add-on for the Super Famicom, being a top-down view race between a red car and a green car, representing Mario and Luigi.

The only time Mario himself appears is in this screen.

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big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.

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The Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door contains a small detail in Koops's house that was absent from the original GameCube version.

Top: before finishing Chapter 1, the photo on Koops's table is a sepia photo of his father Koopley, presumably taken before his disappearance.

Bottom: after Koopley is rescued at the end of Chapter 1, the photo is replaced with a new colorful one of Koopley and Koops together.

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he's playing dice on his conspiracy board, like a well-adjusted individual

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and the ref

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imo the nature of tumblr is that everyone is constantly thinking to themselves "yeah maybe what i post is a little cringey but at least i'm not posting [blank]" and everyone is thinking this in a big web of "at least i'm not THAT guy" like that xkcd gag of everyone on the train thinking everyone else is a sheep or the "their barbaric invaders vs our righteous whatever" cartoon and there's no endpoint of who's truly uncringe. i can't even be like "stop putting the anime horse betting on my dash" bc someone would inevitably say "ok marvel fujoshi" and kill me instantly

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