#and now he’s going out in guyliner

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

Eliot in guyliner.

Need I say more

[princesayumi4k]

SEXUALITY + GENDER.

He is a demisexual, bisexual man (he/him).

SFW HEADCANONS.

He's very cocky, and he only tones it down with you.

He is actually a huge fan of reading books and tries to hide it from you, but that wouldn't work. Plus, he writes as well (sometimes writes music too)!

He dresses more feminine in private and is considered more feminine just because he does skincare and all that stuff.

Wears guyliner...(green flag)

He has a whole drawer of stupid ass ties, and he will let you choose one for him every now and then.

Very good at cooking, specifically; pasta, he will cook you it even if you didn't ask (unless you're allergic or something).

He is a dog person instead of a cat person, but wouldn't mind a cat because it makes him feel "richer" - but he also loves birds.

NFSW HEADCANONS.

BASICS:

DICK SIZE: He's not the biggest, but of course, don't tell him that. About 6.5 inches flaccid and 7 or 8 when erect.

IS HE LOUD?: No, he will let out small whimpers especially when he's the sub at the time - but he prefers to be dom.

HIS PACE?: He prefers to go fast but will go slow if you need it.

KINKS, OR KINKY AT ALL?: Yes and no. He isn't hardcore kinky, but he has a nice set. Them being; Spanking, temp. play (ex. wax, ice, etc.) and lastly spit.

IS HE GOOD?: He isn't good, but he knows your sensitive spots and says he's the best at it just because he's steady with his thrusts.

IS HE CIRCUMSISED?: Yes, and he is proud of it, as cocky as he is...

If you're a guy he likes sucking your dick and looking in your eyes as he does so, staring into your eyes as he surprises you and sticks his tip of his tongue in your dick hole, sometimes he'll even jerk you off and open his mouth with his tongue slightly out so you can cum in his mouth.

No specific gender - he will put a vibrator on your clit/tip at the highest setting and rub on you or kiss on you as he does it.

No specific gender - he will spit on your privates (ass/pussy) as he thrusts into you, gripping on your hips and grunting. (If he's fucking your ass, he will add a few slaps)

He loves when you choke him with his own tie(s), and will look into your eyes with a smile as you do.

He will drip ice on your pussy's sore clit as he sticks his tongue in your core.

[luvseraphh]

green room h. sero

in which you're getting ready in the green room for your concert when your boyfriend, sero, pays you a visit

You hang out in the green room, making sure your sparkly makeup and fun hair are fully ready before you begin performing in half an hour. You do a twirl in the mirror, making sure your extravagant clothes were lying perfectly when you hear a knock on the door.

"Yeah?" you call, turning to answer the knock, grinning when you see your boyfriend standing outside the door. His outfit was casual yet mouth watering, his black mullet neatly styled and some guyliner on his eyes. He held a bouquet of your favorite flowers in one hand, the other shoved into the pocket of his jeans.

"Hey, I'm here with my friends but I wanted to wish you luck," he grins, entering the room, not bothering to wait for permission as he set the bouquet down.

"I was wondering when you'd show up," you giggle, wrapping your arms around him.

"Thought I was gonna leave my girl hanging? Never," he replied, hugging you back. "You look really good."

"Think so?" you ask, pulling away to give him a spin.

"Yeah. Almost mad I brought Denki here with me. He's gonna be eyeing you like crazy. Let me take you out after this? Gotta treat my girl for doing such a good job."

"Haven't even seen me perform yet, how do you know I'm gonna do a good job?" you challenge.

"I don't need to see you perform to know you have an angelic voice," he retorted. "Now just say yes."

"It sounds like you're begging me to marry you."

"Someday."

"Yes, you can take me out after," I giggle. "but I better see you screaming out all the words. I know you know them."

"You're going to be able to hear me better than the music," he playfully countered.

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ⓒ luvseraph

[toysrguts]

sally face hc's!!!!

been putting off posting this for god knows what reason sally face fandom plz 🙏🙏🙏

sal:

•cuts his own hair with safety scissors

•his fav food is dino nuggets idc sue me

•runs his own lowkey piercing business. he even pierced larrys ears and ashleys nostril. he wants to make it a career in the future

•somehow so good at comforting everyone but himself

•always knows what to say when someone's having a hard time, probably cuz hes been through a lot and can easily put himself in others shoes

•always really reserved and shy until him and larry go to a concert together

•cares more about price than looks so most of his stuff doesnt match at all

•most, if not all of his clothes are from thrift stores

•most inconsistent sleep schedule ever. sometimes he goes to bed early and sleeps like a baby, other nights hes restlessly playing his gearboy until the sun comes up

•regular cigarette smoker, but will only smoke weed if larrys with him

•so fucking awkward but always has good intentions. bro just cannot communicate for shit

•when he meets new people he likes to freak them out with his glass eye when they least expect it

•definitely a big industrial fan (NIN, skinny puppy, KMFDM, etc) but his favorite band is korn

•also loves music from the late 70s-early 80s that he grew up hearing on the radio cuz it reminds him of the good memories he had with his mom

•his earth shattered when kurt cobain died

•started watching so much mtv after meeting larry cuz he wanted to be more educated on his kind of music

•his shoes are covered in doodles and signatures from the group

•theyre also hanging on by a thread cuz theyre old as shit and hes had them since grade 6 💀

•has a small collection of custom prosthetic eyes with different colors and cool shapes in them and stuff

•when he meets new people he likes to freak them out with his glass eye when they least expect it

•takes halloween VERY seriously

•writes songs for ppl he cares about and plays them on his guitar

•he wrote a song for ash once and she still asks him to play it for her every now and then

•typa fella to never cuff his pants so theyre all faded and torn and gross at the bottom

•collects random animal (or human) bones he finds around the woods of nockfell

•baggy clothes cuz body dysmorphia

•seems really calm and collected all the time but lets it all out behind closed doors

larry:

•sal’s tripsitter

•REEKS of axe body spray to cover the weed stank

•has literally witnessed murder but is DEATHLY afraid of most bugs

•pulls a lot of evil pranks and sal just goes along with it

•lisa taught him how to cook from a really early age

•whenever the gang is hanging out they force him to cook them food but he usually just goes the lazy route and microwaves some mac n cheese

•only really shows his emotions around sal because he knows he understands

•so attractive but carries himself like hes not

•uses humor to cope and often jokes about being fatherless

•has a guilty pleasure for pop music

•a grade above the rest of the group

•frequent guyliner wearer

•his paranoid ass carries a switchblade everywhere he goes for self defense

•actually carries so much random shit in his pockets

•has a framed photo on his nightstand of him and sal at a meet & greet with the members of sanity’s fall

•his band shirts are so ancient most of them have massive holes in them

•the group calls him “larr bear” to piss him off in a loving way

•the look on his face when lisa calls him that in front of people is priceless

ashley:

•hair is so damaged from constantly messing with it

•loves doing other ppls hair too, especially sals (they do matching hairstyles sometimes :3)

•brings her camera literally everywhere and has a scrapbook of a bunch of memories of the gang throughout highschool

•also just takes random pictures sometimes cuz shes really into photography

•carries bandaids everywhere she goes just in case

•has to decorate literally everything she owns and make it look cute

•does not hold back on adding stickers (sal lets her stick them all over his mask sometimes)

•usually dozes off before she takes her makeup off and then just fixes it up in the morning and rolls with it

•collects everyones baby teeth to make necklaces and jewelry with

•likes to practice nail art on everyone

•has the best sense of style out of the whole group. the amount of clothes and accessories in her closet is impressive and she always puts together the most fire fits

•has a huge shoe collection from adidas, to docs, to combat boots

•so sweet and friendly to literally everyone but will actually kill someone if they fuck with her

•has a really hectic home life so she basically trained herself to sleep like a rock through anything

•literally the mom of the group, shes always looking out for everyone especially cuz she has her own little brother she takes care of

•master of diy she can make something out of literally anything and make it look amazing

todd:

•when times get desperate he sells bud from his dad’s garden

•never even came out to his parents, he didnt feel a need to they just accepted it and never questioned him

•has so many plants around the house and has names for every single one

•he doesnt allow sal to bring gizmo to his apartment cuz he once tried to eat bob

•everyones always asking to touch his hair cuz he takes care of it so well its so soft and curly

•spends the most amount of time on the internet than the rest of the group

•probably why his eyesight is dogshit 😹😹😹

•his brain is like its own encyclopedia, he’ll just randomly drop the most insane fun facts on everyone for no reason but its always a good conversation starter

•his parents randomly tell him these crazy stories from when they were young hippies

•they almost named him some hippie shit like “star”

•talks to himself a lot, like actual conversations with himself. sometimes he just narrates what hes doing without even realizing it until his mom walks in and is like “who tf are u talking to”

•on the spectrum and is deadpan majority of the time so whenever hes being sarcastic its so hard to tell

•so full of wisdom literally everyone goes to him for advice, even his own parents sometimes

•thats a left handed mf if ive ever seen one

•not photogenic at all and always has to be suade into being in group pictures

other random things:

•when theres no mysteries to be investigated, the gang likes to have sleepovers at larrys place where they smoke and watch movies and play video games and stuff

•sal and larry take “whats mine is yours” to another level. theyre always together and they share pretty much everything, from clothes to literal toothbrushes (they are disgusting)

•sal brings gizmo to chug’s place sometimes so soda has someone to play with (she likes to style his fur and he steals her stickers)

•a lot of the songs from the ost were songs that sal, larry, and sometimes rob recorded together for fun

•rob also taught them both how to skate

•chug is a massive weeb

•ashley and todd are basically sal and larrys ubers cuz sal has horrible vision and larry got his license revoked

[miausterx0x]

JEFF THE KILLER HEADCANONS

CW: killing, stalking, scars, addiction

OKAY POSTING THIS NOW. I might do a part two sometime, he rots in my brain so im bound to come up w new ideas and stuff but for now this'll do :thumbs_up:

GENERAL STUFF

White, Italian-American but he's not too connected with his Italian heritage

In his early to mid 20s, ran away from home after committing his crimes when he was around 16 and he became a proxy for Slenderman after being on the run for 2 years, making him 18 when he was recruited

Jeff the bisexual, not that he realized/accepted it for a long time

Around 5’8’’/178cm, probably tells ppl he’s taller ngl

He's got light blue eyes and naturally brunette hair that he dyes black

He got into a burn accident when he was younger, an incident that finally flipped a switch on him for good

The burn marks are mostly spread across his upper body, his legs are pretty much free of any damage

The gushes on his cheeks never healed properly or closed as he did them poorly, leaving the edges ripped and uneven

The pain it caused has numbed overtime and he rarely feels it anymore

He managed to partly blind himself by having gone ahead and tried cutting his bottom eyelids in a poor attempt at stopping himself from ever crying (he was a mess and struggling with himself at that point) but he couldn't go fully through with it after he freaked himself out with the damage it did to his left eye

He's got scars all over his body, most of them are from fights with others

He actually wears those battle scars with pride, in his mind they make him seem cool and strong and he even brags about them

Very, very, VERY rare to see him without face paint on. It's not that he’s trying to conceal the damage his face has gone through, he just thinks the white face paint fits him better. Live laugh love guyliner as well

His makeup is waterproof and he even sleeps in it multiple nights in a row, he doesn’t care, he'll just touch it up if he needs to

His eyesight is below average but in his opinion he sees just fine even when he has to squint

PERSONALITY

He can be an annoying bastard when he wants, it's natural for him to be an asshole

If you're a stranger to him he has no problem being borderline harassing with his behaviour and it's worse if he's provoked in some way

It's very easy to pick a fight with him as he's easily irritable and when he fights, no matter if it's verbal or physical, it can get real nasty real fast

If you even look at him funny when he's having a bad day, you most likely will end up on his blacklist

That's to say he’s def got some anger issues he never got to work through when he was younger

The easiest way to befriend him is to impress him, otherwise he's not too interested in getting to know you

When one does befriend him and they become closer, they have to endure his playful banter, jokes and his smug behaviour

He's egoistical for sure. Whether his massive ego is a cover up for his issues with himself he'll never tell.

If you stroke his ego he’ll probs smirk to himself and receive it with no problem, but too much is too much and he’ll get annoyed cause then he just feels like you’re either not serious or you want something from him

Needless to say he prioritizes himself and the people he actually cares about, otherwise he's indifferent or dismissive of others

He's pretty much an ambivert. He can be by himself fine and he prefers it most of the time but he also seeks out the presence of other people from time to time

he’s also kind of an attention hogger, blame that on growing up with his parents not caring enough (doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad attention, both satisfy him)

He’s kind of reckless, rather acts before he thinks and sometimes it works in his favor, sometimes it bites him in the ass and if someone were to point that out he’d probably curse them out or something (he’s bad at admitting he’s wrong)

MUSIC PREFERENCES

He definitely thinks of himself as a music connoisseur of sorts

He’s a huge fan and listens to music pretty much whenever he can

He’s also got different playlists for different vibes. For example when he goes out (to kill) on his own he likes to listen to something that’ll pump up his adrenaline but then again when the night falls and he’s left awake staring at the ceiling he also likes calmer music that is almost melancholic in sound

And he thinks his music taste is better than yours, no debate about that (unless you introduce him to something new that he likes, then he’ll be a bit reluctant about complimenting your taste)

He’s probably sneaked into concerts as well as stolen merch, which btw all his shirts with graphics on them are just merch of bands he likes

If his music taste were to be described with genres his taste would fall into metal and goth and their subgenres

He actually got into the goth scene through Jane when they were young. She had introduced him to the type of music she liked and he actually found himself liking the sound and researched different subgenres on his own time. Would he admit that Jane got him into it? Probably not, if anything he’d give her just a little credit

He's more focused on the melody of the song rather than the lyrics. He might not even know the lyrics to his favorite songs because he thinks the melody on its own is banging enough

Some bands I think he’d specifically like are She Wants Revenge, Slipknot, Type O Negative, Korn, Lebanon Hanover, Twin Tribes and Mareux

When he was younger he used to be a big emo, now he slightly cringes at the thought yet finds himself sometimes revisiting the songs and bands he used to listen to on loop when he was in his teens

FASHION

He’s not too particular with his clothes, most often he steals the stuff he wears from his victims

He does like alt and edgier fashion though but he doesn’t care to specifically seek out for clothes that fall into that style too much

Accessories are a different thing. He's like a crow when it comes to cool jewelry and might even target someone just to steal a spike bracelet from them

A big lover of his white hoodie. It’s almost like a part of him and he even feels weird going out without it

^ And it’s often covered in dried blood. He views the stains as some sort of trophy from his successful kills and is against washing it unless someone actually makes him do that (but that would only happen after a ridiculous amount of resistance from him)

His wardrobe mostly consists of dark colors, apart from the couple of white tops he has

Knowing Jeff’s preferences, Nina sometimes alters his clothes and makes them more fitting to his aesthetic, which despite his act of indifference he sort of appreciates

He’s got a few piercings and he’s done all of them himself except for his snakebites

The first time he pierced himself he got his ear infected and Jack had to treat it

After that he's got the hang of it and has been free of any serious infections

His snakebites were the first piercings he ever got when he was young, approximately 15 or so. He got them done by some shady guy in some even shadier circles he hung around in as an act of rebellion against his parents

FOOD & DRINKS

He's not picky with food, like at all

Sure there are things he doesn't like but he eats pretty much anything

When he was on the run after attacking his family he didn't really have much options and ate whatever he could find just to keep alive and going

His favorite type of food is homemade meals and he prefers to cook his own food if he can, partly because of his distrust to others

And he's decent at cooking. He learned when he was young and still living at home but everyone has the impression of him that he can't cook for his life

Loves a good ol’ Monster Energy, the drink is imprinted on him since early age

The type of guy to forget to drink water tbh, he’s kind of dismissive when it comes to taking care of himself in general

BAD HABITS

Killing and stalking, obviously

Depending on his mood he may take his victims out quickly with a simple stab to satisfy his craving for control for the moment, but at times he can get brutal to the point he leaves an impossible mess

He's not a long term stalker if he plans on killing some stranger. He'll follow them throughout one evening and be done by the night

Though sometimes he'll get curious about other people’s habits and way of operating, and he may follow or watch them out of sight to gain more information

He's a regular smoker and he’s not planning on quitting it

Steals a new pack in advance every chance he gets. He does go through one fairly quickly after all

Also a drinker. He's not addicted like he is with nicotine but when he drinks he often takes it too far, drinking too much too quickly

Sometimes it's a choice, sometimes he just loses track of his limits yet he would insist he meant to get shitfaced, thinking that works better for his image

HABITS/FREE TIME

He’s the type to consider killing as his habit but apart from that there are a few other things he finds himself drawn to

Music, as said before, is a big part of his daily life. He likes to just hang in his room and have music in the background, usually blasting it from some busted stereo he found one day

A knife collector and he has favorites based on how many kills he's gotten with them, how he got them and the style of the knife. Will ramble about them if you don't shut him up fast enough

He used to draw fairly regularly when he was still young but over the years he's sort of dropped it. He might still doodle something if he's given a pen and paper and he has nothing better to do, but he doesn't value the habit much at all anymore

i mmmiiiiight do more hcs with the other creeps, lemme know if y'all are interested in hearing me yap abt the others too cause then i'll actually make a point to myself to write them down lololoololo

[ad-astrah]

Finally Watched Cinderella's Castle Digital Ticket (Twice) and I Gotta Get My Feelings Out Somewhere, Somehow (Part I)

Feel free to light up my DMs to chat about it!

And now, for my personal highlights/live reactions:

immediately I'm drawn in by Nick Lang's silly narrator voice and the way he warns us of what's coming. Especially the "muRrrDder!"

Jeff Blim cut his hair. JEFF BLIM CUT HIS HAIR. Not that I didn't like the long locks, but something about his Aladdin Era short hair gets me, man.

Jeff Blim literally getting to own the stage like the man was born to

Jeff Blim's slutty bard getup with the artfully messy hair and the heavy guyliner. That sinful bastard.

"Let's go." I'll follow you anyway, slutty bard.

Okay 80s rock jam! Hell yes.

idk why but I just love the line "There are tales in those walls, are they true or are they tall?"

THIS SET, THO. 80s vibes. Muppets vibes. Princess Bride vibes. Spooky, ethereal fairytale vibes. I love it! Props to the team who designed and built it.

prance, slutty bard boy, prance around that stage.

Jesus Fuck, I've only seen Joey's puppet but I'm already SOLD. Nick and Matt Lang and whoever else had a hand in making these puppets fucking OUTDID themselves! Did they use the Black Book and resurrect Jim Henson?

Throughout the show, the muppet vibes just absolutely amaze and delight me. Makes me feel like a little kid, spellbound by this fairytale. Except it's much darker, more gruesome, way more explicit, and extremely horny.

Oh look, it's Joey's Jingle/Jangle (whichever elf he was) voice from Black Friday.

Love me some o' dat non-binary representation from Ragweed. Starkid once again screaming GAY RIGHTS bitches.

I'm getting some of Jeff's Aragog from AVPS in this Narrator. Anyone else?

Stupid STUPID butcher!

Jon Matteson's accent. *giggles madly*

Angela IMMEDIATELY having to pause for applause before she finishes her first freaking line. The queen deserves it all, though.

The foreshadowing of the Stepmother cutting off Ella's feet. O_O

"It's furryyyyy and fouuuuul and full o' maGOTTTSSaaaaaggghhhh!"

Angela doing the little spinny finger thing in a guy's face to fluster them just like Max did to her character in Nerdy Prudes. I love these physical running gags. My fave being the Smoke Club, though.

OIIIINK oinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoink

Sir Preston asking for help from the audience. His "ELLAaaaaa....nooooo....."

The lighting in this entire show is SO COOL.

Again, Jeff just louging like a whore about the set like its his bitch. I live for it.

James' COSTUME. He looks SO FUCKING GOOD. Props to the costume folks...and to James' rockin' genes.

"But nothing compares to the juice and the hairs..." Oh no. Ohhhhh no I see where this is going. Don't say it, James, don't-- omg he said it.

er ee er ee er ee *window rolling down*

I thought the Prince drawing bewbies on the frosty window was funny already, and then he goes WAH WAH WAH and pretends to pinch them and I fucking lost it.

The Prince checkin' out DAT AZZZZZZ XD

"I'd wager she's wetter now than when I first found her bobbing in the river." OH MY GOD. PRINCE. THAT'S HER NOT-MOM.

If his highness has had every STD and beaten it, that's so fucked up but also damn, that boy's immune system is killin' it. Literally.

"Poor mad EllaAH"

"This is one thirsty FUCKING house." For real, omg.

"The offer stands firm. Come calling if you are!" *screams*

Jeff miming being crew and pulling the ropes for the curtains.

*audience member sneezes* "Bless you."

Angela's diction is next fucking level. PUNY. PINK. KIND.

The epic troll reveal! The puppets are SO GOOD.

THE FROG FUCKING TURNING AWAY AS SHE ASKED FOR IT TO DO SO SHE COULD KILL IT. CHRIST.

This bayou boogie song of Ella's is an absolute KILLER BOP. Holy shit. And it's SO perfect for Bryce's funky, sassy voice.

Speaking of which, BRYCE'S VOCALS. I'm gonna scream about them for forever and ever and ever. I love her voice SO FUCKING MUCH. I could listen to nothing else for the rest of my days and die a happy little gay.

"ohhhh woah woah waohhh" *flips the bird* She's such a queen for that.

"It needs oregano" WORK BITCH

Bryce's stage presence is fucking INSANE. I dunno how she's not on Broadway, but thank goodness we got her!

SIRE MANY TADPOLES!

GOD I love this absolutely depraved, horny little bastard of a prince.

It's amazing Tadeus hasn't murdered the prince yet. The man deserves a medal for the literal shit he's put up with.

Bugette?! I thought you choked on shit died and were consumed by the Hive Queen?

Rancilda being a typical troll and loving lurking under bridges and telling riddles.

Schuyler Sister vibes from the song with Justine and Lucy. So cute.

Justine and Lucy are SUCH real ones for IMMEDIATELY believing Ella about her family being trolls and for saying "fuck the ball, we're leaving NOW."

Shake dat ass, Mariah!

Lauren's physical comedy as Rancilda is NEXT LEVEL. I'm wheezing over here!

iSNn'tT it A BiiIItTcH?!

I LOOK GOOD IN THIS. What an absolute fucking BANGER. This song is gonna play in my head on repeat for the next decade. What a next level villain song.

Also this gives me some strongass Joan Jett vibes. "I love wearin' the skin of dead girls rock 'n' roll!"

and I hEEeaARr yoU'Re RiiiCCHhH

Seriously, is this the next Top Chart breakup revenge song? It should be.

"I really LIKE that song!" XD Putrice. I love how much of an absolute BIMBO she is.

Rancilda singing the song again. "SHUT UP STUPID BITCH, THE SONG'S OVER." "Okaaaaiiii"

Matt Dahan's ability to riff off the main songs and create motifs is otherworldly.

General MacNamara? Is that you?! Oh wait, nope. Still my slutty, slutty bard.

I LOOOOOOOVE this badass electric guitar intro, holy shit.

Kim Whalen, the queen, getting the bitchin' entrance she deserves.

Starkid is so, so good at their sound design to help immerse you in a scene without blowing a big budget or doing anything elaborate.

...Kim. My girl. Your arms must be tired.

She's just standing there, but Kim's stage presence is still so strong.

I can't get over how Jon's Sir Hops-A-Lot's voice is just a small...ahem. Hop, skip, and a jump away from Wiggly's.

JOEY. THAT ACCENT. You ABSOLUTE genius idiot. I love you for this stupidass voice.

Joey's bowl cut makes me giggle like mad.

I love these two puppets SO much.

GIT IT, KIM.

The call and response bit with Ella and the Goddess reminds me of Hamilton when Washington is dictating his Farewell Address. I know it's gotta be in other musicals, too, but that's the clearest comparison for this nerd at the moment.

Jeff sneaking in the "castle on a hill" song reference in this song.

Kim and Bryce dueting together is just Power incarnate. Holy cow. It's so good.

"You shall be as radiant and terrible as I." Ooooooh. Yes. Gimme.

The Narrator sneaking out from amidst the ensemble to finish off the song was really neat.

That fading spotlight before curtain for intermission with just Ella's face in view is so beautiful and haunting. What an epic close to Act I.

Also, it seems like this was also a strategic way to imply Ella's outfit being transformed there on stage during the song without actually having to do the tricky costume designing quick-change theater miracles of an ACTUAL outfit transformation. Which is really brilliant. Leave the audience to wonder until post-intermission about what Ella's starlight dress will look like.

[unpopularvivian]

Random Ttte Headcanons:

Diesel is a graffiti artist in his free time and does bailer graffiti.

Edward wears very sharp and punkish guyliner. Not all the time but on occasions. It looks extremely sick on him. He steals eyeliner from Emily every time though.

Henrietta loves to cross-dress as man. Whenever she looks like a guy, she gives Toby bi-induced heart attacks. He has fainted several times because of this.

Mavis is an excellent hairstylist. But she WILL give you a shitty haircut if you gave them a reason to.

Rosie plays the electric guitar and uses it to beat up people.

Meanwhile, BoCo plays the acoustic guitar.

Percy is able to stand on one leg for long periods if his prosthetic leg is missing. Hopping on it is pretty difficult though.

Ever since Spencer tried to kill Hiro, the Gresleys all officially decided to stop inviting him to their family meet-ups, birthdays and anniversaries. Because God knows what Spencer's going to do next the next time he gets envious.

Henry, BoCo and sometimes Edward get invited to the Gresleys' family meet-ups, birthdays and anniversaries. For Henry and BoCo, it makes sense. Henry is Gordon's half brother and BoCo is Gordon's fiancé. But Edward is extremely weird because he's not even related to any of them. The first time Edward got the invite card, he nearly choked on his coffee.

Daisy and Mavis have been dating for 3 years.

Toby and Edward are married for 10 years.

Toby and Henrietta are married for 30 years.

Gordon and BoCo are engaged for 6 years.

Emily and Rosie were dating for 4 years.

Henry and Hiro were together for 8 years until Hiro moved back to Japan for the last time. Now the two are in a long distance relationship. (Henry still bawls his eyes out every single night)

James wears some pretty revealing clothes and Gordon has to pour bleach into everybody's eyes and his own. The fruitiness of James is simply too powerful.

Edward is a hunk. Yes, he is extremely ripped. Yes, he has a shit ton of scars. Yes, he has a bullet scar on his chest.

Henry has a bit of muscle-gut body type. It's useful for pulling the Flying Kipper.

Toby does sometimes wear long dresses that look like his side plates. It's the only fem clothing that doesn't give him gender dysphoria.

Rosie absolutely loves vocaloid songs. She screams her lungs out while also nearly ripping her guitar in half. Emily thinks she's hot when she's like this.

Gordon constantly questions how he got stuck with a bunch of chaotic shits as his friends. But he wouldn't trade them for anything. They give his life a lot of meaning and purpose.

[oneatlatime]

Lake Laogai

This Lake had better have Appa in it. With little water wings on.

Skipping the commentary as usual.

The Previously On section suggests that a whole lot of plot threads are about to crash into each other. Strap in folks.

Lefty Sokka!

Beat up Sokka quota fulfilled by his sister's critique of his art skills. It's not like he had paper to practice with at the South Pole.

Sometimes I forget that Aang is 12, then he does something like attempt to rescue his pet from a nefarious city-wide conspiracy of silence with lost cat posters.

"Good tea is its own reward." That means no, he isn't paid enough.

Remember what I said in my last post about Iroh bringing too much attention to himself?

"senior executive assistant manager" someone on the writing team has worked retail I see. Nothing like meaningless promotions with no raise attached! It's right up there with employee pizza party.

I have to pause here and point something out. This whole scene with Iroh? This is an adult fantasy. I don't mean dirty, I mean this whole scene was put in specifically to appeal to the adults who got roped in to watching this kids' show by their children. A rich man walks through the door of your shitty retail job, immediately spots your natural greatness, and offers you a much better paying job with unlimited creative freedom and a better house to go with it? Find me a burnt out retail worker who hasn't conjured up this fantasy five times a shift.

And so the plots come crashing back together. This won't end badly.

"patience really pays off" I checked. He waited literally three seconds.

Shout out to Toph in the background playing catch with a ball she can't see. Casual flex of epic proportions.

Remind me never to go to Lake Laogai. Sounds like it's lousy with Ju Dees.

So the Ju Dees don't know about each other? Because she seems honestly confused. Does Ju Dee think she's the only Ju Dee? What happens if two Ju Dees run into each other in the street?

Posters are illegal but I haven't heard a peep about recarving a bunch of fields into a zoo.

This is maybe the second time Aang's blown up over Appa. Frankly he deserves more blow ups about the whole situation.

I don't think knocking down walls will help find Appa, but I applaud Toph's spirit.

They took out a whole wall and then exit by the door anyways. That's funny.

I really hate this guy, but I have to admit that he may be the first truly competent villain of the series.

'The Jasmine Dragon' also lets anyone with half a brain know that you're Fire Nation. Try the Jasmine Badgermole instead.

Zuko really can't catch a break, huh? He wasn't happy being a tea server, but at least he was resting. But every time he gets five minutes to himself, the main plot reappears to drag him back into the action, whether he wants to or not. Although he hasn't figured out that he doesn't want to be dragged back yet.

Every line of dialogue in this scene is a good point. Zuko's right, Iroh's right. The Zuko's right again, then Iroh's right again.

YES YES YES GET HIS ASS

That was satisfying!

I'm not understanding why Sokka is the voice of reason here. Is he incapable of holding a grudge? He's the one that had all the animosity with Jet to begin with. Shouldn't it be Aang who wants to hear him out?

Toph is a living lie detector now? I can't think of an example off the top of my head, but I'm sure that could have come in handy previously. Any other incredibly useful skills we should know about?

Jet is oddly defensive for someone who claims to know he did wrong.

Ever get so excited that your spine malfunctions?

Sokka just has a metre long map in his pocket. Good friend to have in a pinch.

Avatar first! Katara is rude to an old person!

I'm going to have fun with Toph's new ability.

Toph, you have never been more right. It is the worst city ever. You are really shining this episode.

I know this is a serious scene, but I need to point out that Jet's guyliner is on point.

This shot is jarringly out of place. I think it's because it both black and white, and live action. Those have to be real clouds.

So the Blue Spirit can talk after all. Careful, your Zuko is showing.

Wow Zuko is good at sewing. And fast too.

Sokka is having far too much fun with this whole 'prompt Jet's memory' thing. Maybe he does have a bit of a grudge after all.

Katara can reverse brainwashing now too? Everyone's levelling up this episode.

This scene with the planks is a very cool and disorienting visual.

Didn't have 'the gaang breaks into a brainwashing facility' on my ATLA bingo card.

Pretty.

OMIGOD IT'S AP- did Zuko just break the fourth wall?

Everyone always forgets to look up.

So this fight is going to be Toph v. all of the Dai Li while everyone else tries not to get in Toph's way.

That's a boat.

Toph could probably take all these guys out faster if she wasn't having to constantly break off to save everyone else from them.

The Dai Li prancing up walls is a really cool visual. It's very Ty Lee of them.

I love watching her work.

Why don't you let Long Feng escape? He's no longer threatening you, and you're down there to rescue Appa. Just let him go.

The security on Lake Laogai is a joke.

Big words from someone who also had no plan whatsoever at the North Pole.

Zuko knows that Iroh's right. He knows, and that's important. I don't think Iroh is saying anything that Zuko hasn't thought and then hurriedly pretended to have never thought about before. It's why he says 'stop it' rather than being completely confused as to what Iroh is referring to.

Poor Appa's like 'can you have a crisis of self after you free me please?'

'You've chosen your own demise." No. You chose it for him. That's some top tier deflection/victim blaming right there.

Longshot can talk!

That's one hell of a set up and pay off re: Toph's lie detecting abilities.

Poor Jet. A double tragedy: to be likeable only when you're brainwashed, and to dedicate your life to wiping out the Fire Nation yet being killed by the Earth Kingdom.

Hi Appa. It's about time buddy.

Shockingly in character for Appa's first actions to be to single handedly save the Gaang from a threat.

You skip that bastard like a stone.

Everyone go and listen to the sound Appa makes when he spits out Long Feng's shoe. It's delightful.

I am framing this.

And this too.

I can tell there's some shmymbolism here, but it's gone right over my head.

Final Thoughts

Appa is back. The Gaang has Appa back. I have Appa back. Ok. I can relax now. With any luck, this means we can leave Ba Sing Se.

This episode felt like City of Walls and Secrets, Part 2. I think it was a good decision to have a couple of episodes between the two, but I think there would be some tonal whiplash if you binged this section of season 2. Which wouldn't have been a problem for a show designed to air once a week, so it's a moot point.

So Zuko freed Appa from his chains, and presumably pointed him in the direction of a door or something. Or maybe not; Appa has a ridiculously hard head, he could have busted his way out. Either way, Zuko broke the chains. Thanks Zuko!

In season 1, Zuko finds the Avatar the world had lost. In season 2, Zuko finds the Sky Bison the Avatar had lost. So in season 3, Zuko will find something Appa has lost. I wonder what that will be?

Jet being killed by the Earth Kingdom is so deliciously ironic, and tragic, yet very in character for the Earth Kingdom's approach to this war. It's also literally this:

Smellerbee and Longshot have really gotten the short end of the stick over and over this season. They were the only ones to decide to stick with Jet. Presumably they were the only ones who believed that he had had a legitimate change of heart. And they were kind of wrong. They get to Ba Sing Se only for Jet to immediately backslide way past even where he was at his worst in Season 1. He completely discounts and dismisses their legitimate concerns for his methods and his overall health. Then Jet gets arrested and disappears for two (?) weeks. So what do they do now? Get jobs? Steal so they don't starve? Then suddenly Jet's back but he doesn't even remember them. Then suddenly Jet's dead. The whole point of coming to Ba Sing Se just died, in a way that shows very clearly that their desire to help with the war is not welcome at all in the city. So what now? Do they leave and try to fight in the war from outside the walls? Do they settle down and try to forget about the war? Things did spiral completely out of Jet's control once the Dai Li got involved, but you have to admit that he's left his only remaining friends up a creek.

Sokka had some good jokes but was oddly ok with this episode's events. Toph had some great lines and got to shine with a new skill that any writer with half a brain will bring back in future episodes. She felt like the audience substitute this episode, which is usually Sokka's role. Toph was episode MVP for sure. Poor Aang took a bit of a back seat this episode. Zuko finally hit the crisis point, and may well have made his first indisputably correct decision of the series. But, as previous episodes have gone out of their way to show me that Zuko being good always goes badly for Zuko, I'm sure freeing Appa will somehow come back to bite him.

Iroh's question of "who are you? And what do you want?" was Zuko's entire character arc this season. He took a shot at answering the "who are you?" portion in Zuko Alone, and sort of halfway got there before messing up at the end of the episode. As for the "what do you want?" Zuko will tell you (often and repeatedly) that he wants his honour back. But I think he just wants to go home. The thing is, I strongly suspect that the home Zuko wants to return to hasn't existed since his mother left, if it ever existed at all. Which means that while "who are you?" has an answer Zuko can work towards, "what do you want?" has an answer that is kind of impossible. So Zuko is going to have to learn to want something new.

RIP Jet. Your life was fucked to Hell long before you were old enough to try and salvage it. You'll probably be missed by more people than you strictly deserve. War sucks, amirite?

[citrusscale-remastered]

Magisterium Actors AU

[The Silver Key]

Call: Guys I feel so high budget just look at this

*He twirls the camera through the room. Half the set is draped in lime green like a Marvel set*

~~~~~ Rufus: And cut!

Call: Alright, where’s the key to these handcuffs I gotta go piss

Call: Guys?

Tamara, whispering to the camera: The prop doesn’t have a key, we’re just going to snap off the chain and CGI the melting for the next scene

Tamara: Nobody tell him

Jasper: We’re not that high budget

~~~~~ Joseph: Get in my white van, kids

Joseph: I’ve got chili

Jasper: I love chili, but with your character I might actually become the chili

~~~~~ *Jasper, Tamara, and Call pulling stuff out of Constantine’s closet*

Call: Why did the costumers decide Con was so built

*camera pans over to Call, absolutely swamped in a huge jean jacket*

Call: HE WAS LIKE TWENTY WHEN HE DIED

~~~~~ Alex: Alright, ready for the stoat scene?

Call: Yep

*The practical effect of several stoats exploding fake blood and guts everywhere later*

Call: I WAS NOT READY

Alex, frowning sadly: I think the blood got into my guyliner, now my eyes kinda hurt

Aaron: That’s the most edgelord thing I’ve ever heard

~~~~~

(The pie scene) Jasper: Now they don’t have to fight over who gets the first slice

Rufus: Cut!

*Jasper immediately spits out the pie gracelessly*

Jasper: I just ate modeling clay and silicone

Jasper: The sacrifices one makes to be a method actor

Alex, staring into the camera bewildered: He just keeps on eating shit he shouldn’t! First the shrimp, then the chandelier, now this?

Alex: We can’t stop him!

~~~~~ Aaron, sitting up sharply from the table: The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

Call, pushing him back down: They’re about to get un-exaggerated!

Aaron: Spoilers!

~~~~~ Jasper: And if Tamara sucked-

*cut*

Jasper: And if you suck, she probably respects Celia-

*cut*

Jasper: And if Tamara sucked face with you, she probably wanted me to throw you at Celia-

Jasper: FUCK

*cut*

~~~~~

Alex, vlogging: And here, we’ve got my lovely zombie brother

Aaron, still in death makeup: Rawr

Aaron: I’d go for your brains, but you don’t have any

Alex: Hey-

~~~~~

*practicing the fight scene for Joseph’s death*

Aaron: Okay, so push, block, spin, and then I getcha!

Joseph: I suppose in your youth terms, I will have been ‘got’

Aaron, looking at the camera: Youth terms??

~~~~~ Call: *collapses dramatically onto the airbag*

Call: Blegh

Call: *raises a thumbs up*

~~~~~ Part One Part Two Part Three

[hufflepuffsthunderdome]

Guyliner

Dude Ranch Era!Tom Delonge x Fem!Reader

Summary: Tom and Y/N can't shake the tension that's risen since their almost kiss. Tom's nerves and inability to do his own eyeliner finally bring it to light. A/N: part two is here my loves! This can be read as a stand alone piece but read the first part here. I'm pretty happy with this but that feels a bit cocky to admit so read for yourself ❤

Y/N sat on Tom’s bed, legs crossed under her as she picked at her nails absent mindedly, waiting for Tom to get ready. “What are you stressing out for?” she asks, looking up at her friend watching as he rummages around his drawers, throwing out clothes with a huff when they’re not to his liking, “you’re just gonna have to pick those up later,” she grumbles, going back to picking at her nails, sneaking a quick glance back up as Tom runs a hand through his hair.

Tom groans in frustration, and Y/N feels the hairs on the back of her neck stand up at the sound, a tingle running down her spine. It’s been like that a lot recently, since they nearly kissed; casual touches and looks that suddenly have Y/N feeling breathless when she’s around her friend. There’s a feeling bubbling deep in her stomach that she’s trying to ignore.

She’d never really thought about him like that before, or at least she thought she hadn’t. With the sudden revelation of her less than platonic feelings for her friend she’s starting to think that maybe she had and just never let herself dwell on it. All the stolen glances, the late nights giggling together, the sick feeling in her throat when he’d talk to other girls; she feels like an idiot for thinking that was all platonic. Your heart doesn’t pound like hers does when you look at a friend.

“I just… wanna look good,” Tom mumbles, pulling out a different shirt and holding it up to him as he turns to Y/N questioningly. She nods and shrugs in approval and before she can even ask why it mattered so much, Tom is yanking his shirt off and pulling the other one on. Y/N look away suddenly, feeling bad for the quick glimpse she got of Tom’s torso that leaves her cheeks hot.

Tom had been hyping himself up for tonight all week. They were going to see some random gig, but Tom was dead set on telling her how he felt by the end of the night. His feelings had continued to grow at an alarming rate since their almost kiss and Tom was starting to feel like he was going crazy. Just the thought of her had his heart racing. Even the way she was sitting there, legs crossed on his bed, totally oblivious to how cute she looked, had him feeling faint.

He had planned the night to near perfection; he was gonna be looking sharp, they were gonna go to see the band and he was going to be so charming and witty and smooth that Y/N was gonna be throwing herself into his arms by the end of the night. Of course in his daydreaming he failed to remember that the pair pretty much always got ready to go to things like this together, and he nearly puked when he answered the doorbell to find Y/N standing there, looking up at him with a bright smile.

Now here he was, trying desperately to pretend that Y/N being there didn’t melt his brain as he stood in front of the mirror with shaky hands, trying to do his eyeliner. It’s something he’s been doing for a few weeks now, since he overhead Y/N gushing about some guitarist she saw that did it. He had shrugged when Y/N asked about it, “I just wanted to try it out,” vowing to himself to keep wearing it forever when Y/N giggled and told him it looked good.

“Fuck,” Tom cursed, stabbing himself in the eye and dropping the pencil, “fuck, fuck, fuck.”

“Tom, take it easy,” Y/N giggles softly, getting up and going over to lean next to him against his dresser, “seriously take a breath Tom you’re gonna give yourself a fucking heart attack stressing out like this,” she says, smiling up at him, a bit concerned, as she takes the pencil from his hand gently. Their hands touching only making Tom feel more flustered, but he forces himself to take a deep breath in and out.

She fiddles with the eyeliner pencil, “do you want some help?” she asks, softly. Tom stares at her, words stuck in throat as he nods, following her over to the bed. He sits next to her, unable to look at her, trying to calm his nerves as she gently turns his face towards her, “you’ll have to look at me if you want me to do your eyeliner,” she teases, her own heart racing as she cups his face gently.

She looks up at him shyly, biting her lip in concentration as she brings the pencil up to his eye, “look up.”

He does as she says and she gently draws a line below his eye, smudging it out gently with her finger, trying not to poke Tom in the eye. “Look at me,” she says gently, drawing another line above his top lashes, her hand gently cupping his face as she focuses. Tom feel’s like he can’t breath, staring down at her speechless as she gazes up at him, focusing intently. She finishes on his first eye and stares at him for a minute, words stuck on the tip of her tongue.

She breaths out shakily as she looks away for a second, trying to compose herself, her soft breath hitting Tom’s face as he feels heat rising up his neck. She moves to do the second eye, smudging the eyeliner as she stares in concentration.

Tom is so fucked. As he looks at her he takes in the features of her face, reviling in the closeness that he doesn’t get to have often. Her eyes sparkle as she looks at him, her tongue coming out to lick her lip, and Tom has to desperately fight the urge to press his lips to hers. He’s been dreaming about her lips against his for as long as they’ve known each other, imagining the feeling them press against his softly, her lip-gloss sweet, sticking to his mouth, her hands tangled in his hair. He so desperately wants to kiss her it’s making his hands shake.

His throat feels tight as she reaches up to smudge the eyeliner a bit, her soft hand against his skin making goosebumps rise on his skin. He stares at her as she pulls her bottom lip between her teeth, biting it gently as she concentrates, and Tom feels his self control falter.

Before Tom can even realise what he’s doing his shaky hand comes out and he runs his thumb gently along her bottom lip, pulling it out from between her teeth. Her breath catches in her throat at the soft touch as she stares at Tom, his gazed fixed on his thumb pressing against her soft lips.

She can feel the tension, her heart pounding in her ears as she watches him stare at her lips. “Tom…” she says almost breathlessly, her words being cut off by Tom’s lips being pressed into hers. The kiss is gentle, nervous, as Tom feels like his skin is on fire at the feeling of her soft lips against his. He waits for a second, desperately hoping she’ll kiss him back, before pulling away a bit stunned by his own action.

The pair stare at each other, Y/N’s eyes wide, shifting from his lips to meet his eyes, and Tom feels frozen, unable to move despite the dread now sinking in in the pit of his stomach. Neither of them say anything, the tension thick as they sit in silence, Y/N trying to process what just happened, Tom trying to work up the nerve to speak.

In what feels like slow motion Y/N is leaning in again, pressing her lips to his in a much firmer kiss. Their mouths move against each other desperately as Tom wraps his arms around Y/N’s waist, hers going around his neck and the pair pull each other closer. They stay there for a long time, passionately kissing as the months of tension vanish.

Tom pulls away with a start as he feels his phone buzzing away in his pocket, breaking him from his lovesick daze. He fumbles with it, one hand still wrapped around Y/N, flustered as she gazes at him lovingly, hand playing with his hair gently. He looks down at the phone, blush rising on his cheek as he feels Y/N’s breath against him, “it’s Mark,” he mumbles.

Y/N reaches out and takes the phone, gently tossing it aside, taking Tom’s hand, “just ignore him,” she whispers, pressing her lips to his again.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

chapter summary: Hope and Gideon have a conversation. chapter word count: 1440  a/n: Here's today's chapter, since the one I posted earlier today was really last week's chapter! taglist:@accidental-spice@kanerallels@ouatnextgen@booksteaandtoomuchtv (if you'd like to be added to my cygnet scholar taglist, let me know!) also on ao3!

#7: No More Secrets

 "You've been keeping secrets?"

 "Just one." Hope said. "I thought it was for your own good, but after you told me about your dad…."

 "What is it?" Gideon asked, staring at her so intently neither of them may as well have been wearing masks.

 "My parents." She said. "They're heroes."

 "What kind of heroes?"

 "The same as me." Hope shook her head.

 "Saving Grace and Captain Guyliner?" Gideon asked, and when she nodded in response, he threw his head back in frustration.

 "I'm sorry." Hope said. "I've been lying to you for years, and I thought it was protecting you, but nothing has hurt me more than knowing I hurt you. I never wanted you to get hurt."

 "I'm not the one you should be worried about." Gideon said. "Your parents are."

 "What?"

"I heard my dad mention it this morning, while I was doing a little recon…."

 Hope smiled at the rebellious streak he was showing. "You were spying on your dad?"

 "I knew he was planning something." Gideon said. "Can you blame me for wanting to know if you were the target? I thought it was fortunate that the only supers left on his list were Saving Grace and Captain Guyliner, but now…."

 Hope shook her head again. "I have to go. I have to save them."

 Before she got a chance to take off, Gideon grabbed her arm. She looked down at his hand, and then back up at his face.

 "We have to save them." Gideon said.

 "No way." Hope said. She'd watched enough movies to know that bringing her powerless best friend into battle might as well be signing his death sentence. "You're not coming with me."

 His expression hardened. "I thought you said you still trust me."

 "I do." Hope said. "I trust you to always have my back, and I trust you not to steer me wrong, and I trust you to do whatever it takes to help me."

 "So let me come with you."

 "No." Hope said.

 "Why not?" Gideon asked. 

 "My parents will find out you know my secret identity."

 "And what's so wrong with that?" Gideon asked. "Hope, aren't you tired of this? Of all the lies, all the pretending, all the sneaking around behind their backs?"

 "Of course I'm tired of it!"

 "Then let me help you." He grabbed her hand, adding emphasis to his words. "Let me go out there and fight alongside you. Who cares about code orange? Let your parents find out. You don't know how they'll react. Who knows, maybe they'll even recommend me to the League as well, and we can save the world together, Hope. Don't you want that?"

 For a moment, she considered it, but then she shook her head.

 "No."

 "Why not?" Gideon asked, letting go of her hand, and she would've flown off while she still had the chance if he hadn't shaken his head gently and said, "No more secrets, Hope."

 "Fine." Hope said. "You wanna know why I don't want you going out there with me?"

 "Yes!"

 "It's scary out there, Gid." She said, and the rest of a conversation that was years in the making tumbled out of it. "I know I put on a brave face, but sometimes it's almost too much for me— me, Gideon. Me with my flying and my clever quips and my right hook and my self healing abilities. There are fights out there that I almost don't win, days when, if I'm being perfectly honest, I don't know if I'll make it back to the lair for a victory cocoa and chamomile tea. I have all these incredible powers, and I'm barely strong enough."

 The concern in his eyes told her to continue.

 "So what happens when you're out there? And you've got no powers, and no computer screen to hide behind, no backups or fail safes or algorithms for when you're up against something too big for you? If I can't even guarantee my own safety, what kind of hero would I be if I let you out there with me?"

 She looked down at the ground between them, and added, in a mumbled whisper.

 "I don't know what I'd do if I lost you."

 "And why do you think I want to be out there with you?"

 Hope shrugged, her head still pointed down low.

 "Trust me," Gideon continued, "the idea of going head-to-head with another henchman like the dragoness is terrifying. Sure, maybe I'd be safer if I was in an underground bunker, tapping away at a screen and giving you the best advice I can while optimizing your playlists from a safe distance. I'd be so safe if I spent my entire life in the chair— but I wouldn't be any less scared."

 Hope looked up at him in surprise. "What do you have to be scared of?"

 Gideon sighed, then smiled, then took her hand again.

 "Every time you go into battle," Gideon shook his head, "when the little red light beeps in the lair, and you jump into action like it doesn't even faze you, and go out there and risk your life to save the world, I'm just as scared as," he paused, and gave a silent laugh, "well, I suppose as scared as you are. I guess I just know that someday there'll be a fight you can't walk away from, and every time you go out there, I'm afraid it's gonna be the one."

 "Gideon, I…."

 "You're not invincible, Hope." Gideon said. "Powers or not, you're still human. You're still just a kid— we're still just kids, Hope. I don't know, the thought of you going out there, dying alone in the streets at the hands of some villain of the week, and me, a million miles away, and more powerless than ever. A piece of me dies whenever you go out there and risk that."

 "Gee," Hope said, and though his words were genuine and beautiful, she could only push out the most genuine, "I didn't know you cared, Gid," she could muster.

 His eyes met hers. "I care about you more than you know."

 Hope nodded. "I know."

 For a moment, they studied each other's expressions, with more fervor than either of them had put into studying anything in their lives.

 "I know you want to keep me safe," Gideon said, "but if you care about me at all, don't put me through this anymore. Let me come with you."

 Hope nodded. "Okay."

 His smile was worth all the risk of losing him. "Thanks."

 "We've wasted enough time talking." Hope said.

 "Right." Gideon nodded, as though suddenly realizing that all that time spent begging to come to battle was in preparation for this very moment.

 But he wasted one more second on talk.

 "Thank you for trusting me," he said, "even if it took a little while." He took the risk of planting a precious kiss on her cheek.

 Hope tucked a hair behind her ear and smiled.

 "Thank you for making it easy." She replied, stealing a moment's gaze into his eyes, planning out a long and beautiful conversation that would need to be had when all was said and done.

 "And I trust you too." Gideon smiled. "Always have, always will."

 "Good," Hope's hand still in his, she gripped it tighter, "because you're really gonna need to."

 Keeping a firm grip on Gideon, making sure she'd never lose him again, Hope jumped in the air and began flying, despite Gideon's screams as they soared above treetops and buildings.

 "I didn't realize you were still such a baby about heights." Hope said, judging by the amplitude of Gideon's screams and how tight his grip was on her soon-to-be-broken knuckles that he did not enjoy flying as much as she did.

 "Not about heights," Gideon screamed, "about falling from them!"

 "You know," Hope said, "Lois Lane never complained like this."

 "That's because Superman had an almost limitless amount of strength," Gideon yelled, "and may I remind you, they're in a comic book!"

 "Chill out, Gid." Hope said. With one barely-supercharged pull of her arm, she lifted Gideon a little higher, then slipped both of her arms underneath him, carrying him like Superman would've on all the covers of all the aforementioned comic books.

 "That better for ya, Smallville?"

She expected him to still cling to her for dear life, to practically strangle her as he screamed and they'd both start to plummet. But instead, the way he held onto her, much like the way his eyes now held her in their gaze, was something gentle.

 "Yeah." He smiled. "A lot."

🩷•⚡•💛

[nandorisms]

what's your favourite nandor quote/bit/scene? :D

Oh, that’s such a loaded question—it’s like being asked to pick a favourite star out of the night sky. It’s impossible to narrow down a favourite to just one. Especially considering how many great scenes there are that span across six seasons!

I'll name a few,

Any scene when he speaks in Farsi

Any time he does the raptor hands thing or twists the rings on his hands

When he unleashes his "hell hound" Doug Peterson, who effectively has gone the way of Renfield, and announces to the council how he was visited by a slouching beast in the night, and Nandor looks at the camera smiling and points to himself, and mouth's me.

When he got to go on the Merry Go Round at the mall

Any scene with him and food, either cutting it, or pretending to eat it (it's always unhinged in the best way)

Whenever he snuffle laughs at his own jokes

Pilot cringefail husband guyliner Nandor

Any scene showing how much of a capable warlord he still is

Any scene when he's protective (sacrificing himself and his housemates to protect Guillermo from the Vampiric Council, choking Topher, shielding Guillermo with his body when there was a werewolf, and this latest episode which I will not spoil)

Any scene when he is bossy or bitchy

Any scene when he's a little too earnest or shows his feelings (pre-marriage fear confessions my beloved - season 4)

Any scene when he has had existential dread (usually thanks to Colin Robinson)

Any scene when he's jealous or pathetic

The scene when he's sleepy af in the casino episode

Short-short wearing zumba dancing Nandor

Nandor with the family from Wisconsin

Nandor blocking the Suez Canal

Any scene when he mentions his parents or horse John (Jahan)

Any scene when he has his shirt off

Any scene that shows how much he enjoys bottoming

The scene when he's Donald duckin' it while dancing to Bob Seger

The latest scene when he was helping Charmaine take care of the house

Whenever he brushes off his feelings (relatable king)

Any scene that shows his unhinged sexual kinks (dildo outfit orgy episode, bat-werewolf fucking with Gail, Freddie, and... the two Guillermo's fantasy he has from the latest episode)

And gosh, so many more, these are all that I can think of right now off the top of my head.

I just love Nandor. He's the most and honestly my favourite character of the show and I'm going to miss him so much when it's over

(honourable mentions- any scene when he mentions he has head ripping gloves and any scene when he throws up the peace sign)

[justalittleficsideblog]

latte art

Choso x Reader coffeeshopAU!

Just a lil meet cute where Choso sees you enter a cafe and decides to use some of his new skills to impress you...

work count: 1.2k

“I see you layered your guyliner on extra thick today, Choso.”

Rolling said eyes, Choso dug through the counter and grabbed a bag of decaf beans to hand over to his pink-haired coworker.

He caught his reflection in the metallic of the espresso machine. It wasn’t that his eyeliner was layered extra thick, it was more a matter that he had never removed it from the night before.

And that he might’ve fell asleep while studying.

On his desk.

In the library.

“I never took it off.”  

Yuji blinked at him, taking the coffee and getting to work on another customer’s order. Choso had made it a habit to watch over the semi-new hire when he was assigned to the latte art and more complex orders. He had a tendency to overfill the cups.  

A chime sounded, indicating someone had stepped into the café.

Brows furrowed, he glanced at the clock. It was fairly late in the evening, not so close to closing as he’d hoped which meant they’d hit the “students getting shit done before midnight” crowd of the Sunday evening.

Rolling his neck, Choso adjusted his apron and walked over to the front counter.  

His eyes raked over you for a split second before speaking. “What can I get for you?”

You beamed brightly up at him, and he quickly glanced down at the screen in front of him as he waited for your order. You were a student, that was apparent by your bookbag and sort of worn out exterior. He hadn’t seen you around here last semester, and suddenly he was glad that the rotation of classes made you wander into the shop.

“Oh! And could I also get it with a cup of soup?” He nodded along, brushing a stray hair out of his face as he finished typing up the order.

“For here or to go?” His eyes flicked up to yours, examining your features.

“Here please!” you exclaimed enthusiastically. “I need a change of scenery that isn’t in the library,” you gestured to your backpack.

He nodded, gesturing to the card reader in front of you as you waited to pay.

 Having paid, you found a quaint spot by the window to set your bag down and pull out your ecosystem of electronics, he noticed.

How much could you fit in that bag?

“Hey, Choso. How do I make this again? Don’t I pour the creamer—”

The formerly mentioned male took the label out Yuji’s hands, realizing it was yours.

“I got it,” he grumbled. “Watch the register.”

Yuji sticks his tongue out at him but walked obediently over towards the front, working on the next person’s, much simpler, coffee.

He couldn’t help but glance over at where you were sitting, entirely engrossed in whatever you were doing. He watched as you shuffled through papers, brows furrowed in concentration.

A sudden burning shocked him out of his staring. With a hiss, he reflexively took his hand back that had been in the way of the espresso machine, causing the coffee to pour onto him, rather than into the cup.

He sighed. He’d have to do it again.

Reaching into the cupboard with his now throbbing hand, he grabbed a new cup and slapped your label on it. Now waiting for the drip (from a safe distance), he leaned back against the counter, debating what sort of art he should do in the coffee…

You seemed like the type to appreciate it.

Now determined, he grabbed the creamer, glancing in your direction as he did so. His eyebrows raised as he met your gaze, watching as you shyly glanced back down to your laptop.

Ok, now he had to make this perfect. Not the usual run of the mill that the regulars looked forward to from the other employees.

No fuck ups, Choso.

Squaring his shoulders, he rolled up his sleeves, adjusted his frame, and began to pour.

Carefully holding it in his hands, he swung open the miniature gate that separated the customer and employees sections of the front.

“Hey, what are you—” Yujis eyes snapped to the direction Choso was headed towards. “Ah, oh uh, never mind then.”

Moving into your field of view, Choso gracefully plated the mug in front of you, careful of your papers strewn about the small benchtop.

You gratefully looked up towards him and smiled.

Gahh…

He clenched his jaw subconsciously. He really liked the way the sides of your mouth quirked up when it was directed at him.

“Oh my gosh!” you gasped, cooing over the arguably very adorable cat’s face that was plastered in the middle of your cup. “I literally cannot drink this.”

He nodded silently in approval, his chest lightening a bit that you reacted positively towards it.

Glancing down at his name tag you blurted, “Choso this is the cutest thing that’s ever been added to my coffee order.”

Deciding against the rapid beating that was thundering inside his chest, he replied in kind. “If you’re around again, I’ll give you another one. The older folks don’t care much for that.”

Bullshit, he never did this sort of art on the coffee except for a select group of his employees and friends. He doesn’t know why he even did it for you in the first place, something just drove him to it.

“I hadn’t realized this café did it, I would’ve been in here last semester if I’d known about it” you laughed lightly, hand swishing in the air as you rolled your eyes.

“Why don’t you advertise it? I’m sure people from all over the campus would flock to get it done by you.”

He scrunched his nose. No, he hated making something personal to him so commercialized, the idea of having to do it over and over killed his enjoyment of it.

Shifting his weight, he admitted, “I don’t care much for it to be… marketed. I like the challenge to make new ones out of enjoyment.”

Had he come off as harsh? He admitted he hadn’t talked to a customer like this in well… ever. He didn’t want to come off as a creep, oh no, did he seem like a creep?

“Alright,” your voice cut through his thoughts. “I don’t think you’d know how to do a rose, would you?”

Your smile was enticing, and he licked his bottom lip absentmindedly. Folding his arms, he replied. “You’ll just have to come back and see.”

Eyes narrowing, you stuck your chin out in challenge. “Alright, you’re on then.”

Smirking, he walked back to the counter and shut the swinging door behind him. Yuji quirked an eyebrow at him, “What did you give her?”

“A cat.”

“Holy shit!” He stopped drying a mug, giving Choso his full attention. “Didn’t you just learn that one?”

He shoved his coworker playfully, nodding as he did so. “I’m taking my break.”

Staring blankly after him, yuji’s face broke out into a smile, looking from him to your table.

Tossing the apron onto the stool beside him in the back room, Choso eagerly pulled out his phone and typed into the search bar.

Megumi, who was now clocking in to take over for his pink-haired classmate, secretly peeked over his shoulder.

How to do flower latte art

[icycoldninja]

Beauty Day Headcanons for the First Class SOLDIER boys!

A/N: I have always imagined the 1st class bois doing a beauty day with their S/O cause why not? They're beautiful. 💅💄

♡ Sephiroth♡

-Let's start with skincare. He's not that into skin cleansing with creams and whatnot, but will definitely put on a face mask, especially if it's Moogle or Chocobo themed.

-He will allow you to put on some eyeshadow (see pic above, not mine btw) and maybe some foundation, but lipstick is out of the question because he risks getting it on his hair.

-LOVES to have his nails painted, especially black and white. I mean come on. Why do you think he wears gloves? It's to hide his shiny, glittery nails from everyone. Paint his nails for him once and you'll find it turns into a tradition. Every weekend, you two end up sitting at the kitchen table, painting each other's nails different colors, trying out new patterns and designs. Too bad his nails have to be kept short so he can fitght or he would have long-ass coffin nails by now.

-You want to brush his hair? By all means, go right ahead! Sephiroth is a living Rapunzel; to have a beauty day and not play with his hair would be to miss out on a golden opportunity. He loves it. You love it. Everyone's happy.

-What about hairstyling, you may ask? Well, he is in EUPHORIA when you braid his hair (it's soooo relaxing) and likes to have you help him tie it into buns, pigtails, ponytails and whatnot. At the end of the day, he ends up looking like a really big, muscular kawaii girl. ✌️🩷❤️✌️

☆Genesis☆

-LOOK at this man. A total pretty boy. It's likely that you were introduced to beauty days by him, and that he dragged you onto the makeup/skincare/shiny things bandwagon.

-Will wear literally anything you want him to, eyeshadow, lipstick, blush, facemasks, cleansers, you name it, he'll let you put it on his face. That can be interpreted many ways, don't sue me for your dirty minds

-Fingernail painting? He's fine with it, but he's more into pedicures because his hands get scratched up more often than Sephiroth's do.

-When it's time to paint the footsies...hoo boy. His toes are very ticklish, so you have to pinch 'em just so or he'll be wiggling and giggling, and then his feet will end up covered in nail polish and there'll be a huge mess in general.

-Like Sephiroth, Genesis enjoys getting his hair done. He'll let you wash it, style it, tie it up into little pigtails--he's basically your living Barbie doll.

-All in all, beauty days with Genesis are lots of fun. Sometimes you guys turn on a rom-com or drama and do each other's hair while watching it. ❤️

■ Angeal ■

-Aight, this man is different from the rest. He's not that into makeup, but he will don a little blush and guyliner if you ask him to.

-Angeal's preference is skincare, believe it or not. He wants the whole package, face masks, cleansers, lotions, hydrating soaps, etc. Being in S.O.L.D.I.E.R. means you have to leave for missions often--you don't get much time to maintain your skin. As a result, Angeal is now a skincare addict and relies on you to teach him how to use the products properly and help him establish a solid routine.

-Bonus points if you buy him one of those cute headbands to push his hair back. Imagine seeing your beefy boyfriend parading around the house with bunny ears and a pink sheet mask. Adorable.

-Another thing he enjoys is massages. Yes, you read that right. Coming home from an exhausting mission and being met with a warm bubble bath and then a relaxing massage? That's his kind of heaven.

-Also wouldn't mind giving you a nice full body massage as a reward afterwards. What did I tell you about double meanings, like jeez ?

[splatooshy]

a peek into my notes app.

file: 🧛‍♀️😜

tvdu oneshots mixed with opinions. completely different from my ‘tvdu opinions’ file and my ‘bloody hell! silly oneshots’ files. this is only 1/4 of the file.

damon in guyliner

y’all the witches go on about how vampire evil vampire must be stopped and then they take away someone’s magic for stopping said vampire

Damon just licked his lips in anticipation. "Oh, you know how I like having things pushed inside me, don't you?"

“You can’t avoid me forever, Damon!” Elena warned. “Maybe so,” he admitted, “but I’m still gonna try.” He darted around her, blurring towards the staircase and sliding down the banister, mentally shouting ‘parkour’ in his head. Damn. He’d been spending too much time around the little Gilbert. And teenagers in general. “Parkour!” Jeremy cheered from the couch, cradling a bowl of cereal like it was a newborn. Yup. Too much time around teenagers, Damon thought as he rolled his eyes.

“I just don’t get it,” Matt grumbled confusedly as Caroline walked away. She wanted to talk to him. Now she was walking away? First Stefan yanked Elena from him and now Tyler had taken Caroline. He and Elena had been on the verge of getting back together until Stefan showed up and stole her away. And just when he was seriously reconsidering his breakup with Caroline, Tyler was suddenly swooping in and taking her from Matt. It wasn’t fair.

ok but the locker rooms at the batting cages in denver 🤭

“Pretty boy?” Stefan spluttered. “Well, you are kinda pretty.” Elena shrugged into the mirror as she applied eyeshadow. “She's not wrong, brother.” Damon piped up from the doorway. “You’re a little bit pretty.” He patted his brother on the cheek and went to join Elena at the mirror, snatching her eyeliner with a triumphant grin. “I'm not pretty!” Stefan denied with a small whine. “Not compared to me, no.” Damon smiled sweetly, turning to reveal those blue eyes, now rimmed with black kohl.

s1 damon / eternal teenager verse: “Why is it she’s always telling you to leave her alone when she’s the one seeking you out?”

damon: “My father used to say I had the devil in me, but really it was just my riding instructor.”

someone (jeremy) gets runic tattoos with elena’s doppelganger blood because they want to be the avatar.

“Oh my god, it’s a room full of Elijah’s.” “I had that exact same nightmare once.” OKAY but put that line in tvd and Damon then goes “Really? I had a sex dream about that.”

“you really are quite the little slut, aren’t you, Damon?” The velvety croon of Elijah’s cultured voice makes it sound all the more dirty, and Damon can’t help but let out a small moan as he nods. “Very good,” the Original murmurs, and oh fuck. Elijah can do whatever he wants with Damon as long as he keeps talking like that.

“That’s so hot.” - Damon, every day. Alternatively: “Anyone else a little turned on right now?” // any time he gets pinned to a wall, he whispers “traitor” to his dick.

sassy elijah vs sassy damon except they kiss.

“Now, what am I going to do with you?” “Something terribly naughty, I hope.” delijah.

dabekah are essentially cats. very sassy ones. like a slinky black cat and a fluffy white one

idk some wedding, kol gets confused with american accents and brings a bear trained to carry rings

compel the president to make random holidays

kol and rebekah watch the hunger games and decide to do a real life version, compelling the tributes

“Klaus and Stefan pulling another devious act,” Klaus gleefully mumbles, high on the wolfsvain(™️) joints Damon and Kol had invented. Stefan just stares at him for a minute, silence filling the room as they blink in tandem.

 elijah walks into the boarding house, kisses the girls on their hands. damon holds out his expectantly, and smiles deviously when elijah actually kisses it.

[bringbacktim]

imagine doing shlatts makeup 🙁 hed just be squirming around while you try to apply lipgloss but he starts putting it on you nd kisses you "there. now i have it on."

I love this sm omg

Guyliner-jschlatt

There is no eyeliner in this , I just thought it'd be a funny title

Synopsis:above

Warnings: none

Not edited or proofread

Wc:480 words

Y/n and Schlatt were filming a YouTube video for her channel and she combined her love for annoying her boyfriend and makeup content which her subscribers loved

It took a lot of convincing him to let her do his makeup , but they made a compromise that she would go on one of his streams so he could bully her

That didn't stop him from squirming in his seat any time she put any makeup anywhere near him

"You're going to stab me in the eye with that thing" he said looking at the mascara wand in her hand as he tried to stop her from putting it on him

"I'm not going to stab you in the eye , I do this everyday" she laughed as he almost jumped out of his seat as she got closer

"Yeah, on you not me . You're going to blind me with that thing" he fussed with a huff

"Stop being such a baby" she said holding his head steady

"Okay next is lipgloss which is harmless and can't hurt you" she said standing up to show the camera then looking over her shoulder at the big man baby sat on his chair

"That feels like reverse psychology"

"It's just lip balm but liquid , quit crying"

"It comes it a fucking test tube , that shit is probably radioactive" he said holding her wrist and moving her hand with the lip gloss tube in it up to the camera

"I wish I would've asked ted or someone , you need to stop squirming or you'll probably swallow the applicator" she said sternly pointing an accusing finger

"Ted would never get this close to a woman" Schlatt laughed looking at the distance between them

" can you shut up and sit still" she grew agitated as he would not stop moving

"How is it fair that you can put this on me , but you don't have any on" he questioned taking the tube from her hand

"Fine , but this is the only thing you're putting on me" she said giving up

He held the product in his hand and tried to apply it as neatly as he could , taking his time as he'd never done this before laughing after he was done at the idea that popped into his head

So he leaned forward and connected their lips in a kiss as an apology for being a wimp, but also just cause he wanted to

"There. Now I have it on" he said all smug

"Didn't realise we were filming the chapstick challenge" she laughed trying not to believe she just fell for that

"New video idea?" schlatt said looking towards the camera knowing the comments would be full of people agreeing