#Jasper deWinter

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is this not how that scene went (og meme under cut)

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Do you have any Magisterium headcanons

OH BOY DO I!!

Okay, first of all I believe that Sarah and Alastair would not have lasted had she survived, but the thing keeping them together was that Call was an oops baby in the middle of the war. Also another telling thing was that Alastair wasn’t in the ice cave with them, but you know who was? DECLAN! I bet that Alastair’s internal monologue there was going, welp, there’s no way I’m gonna be a better parent than Sarah and I’m feeling the need to self sacrifice and die in battle so she and her brother can go raise the kid. also, I’m feeling guilty about not preventing Constantine’s descent into madness and murder.

and then they died and Alastair became the kind of parent that lets their kid eat dirt and drive at twelve.

next, CONSTANTINE MADDEN BLEACHES HIS HAIR PLATINUM BLOND. (and Jericho does not. He is very happy with normal brown hair.)

When Sarah got pregnant, her parents were Not pleased so Alastair and Sarah had a super fast civil ceremony at the town hall to appease them. Then Sarah died and her parents got super pissed at Alastair, (and Alastair’s parents are dead) so that’s why Call has no grandparents.

Alastair’s wedding ring was buried with Sarah.

Alastair and Constantine had a very messy friends with benefits relationship (that literally went until Constantine blew up a section of the Magisterium and ran off) where they both had feelings for each other but never said anything.

The Maddens are from Russia. They are also Catholic. Will not elaborate.

Call got babysat by Miranda (that tailor/antique shop lady from TBK) a solid bit when he was super young. Alastair needs his screaming and sobbing time by himself without freaking out his Tiny Baby Three Year Old.

After the Cold Massacre, Alastair almost became a Devoured trying to heal Call with earth magic but pulled himself back cause gotta be a human to raise My Son !!!

Alastair is also in Crippling Medical Debt from Call’s canonical Many Surgeries.

Alastair has no concept of children’s books so Call got read Shakespeare for bedtime stories.

Call is a white chocolate hater.

Constantine had a wolf named Mayhem so when Call brought home a wolf named Havoc Alastair was like, ah, the consequences of my actions have come back to haunt me

Aaron was seriously considering going into the military before he found out that he had magic.

The Rajavis are for real rich famous people outside of the magic world too.

Only child Jasper. Lots of cousins (for his parents to compare him to) though

Bilingual Jasper but Boy is he completely illiterate in Japanese

Ravan was a huge wake up call for mage parents to stop teaching their kids to learn magic through dangerous methods (like the whole eating matches for fire, blood for air kinda stuff in the first book)

One of Gwenda’s parents isn’t a mage and has her enrolled in summer school so that she actually knows like, physics and calculus and shit.

Alex is a strong believer in Sun In. However appalling the result is, Call still finds him cool.

Alex plays piano pretty well for being self taught. (Most of the things he can do is self taught. Don’t think about that too much)

When Aaron was in foster homes, he cut his own hair with kitchen scissors in the bathroom. The first time the Rajavis take him to get his hair cut, he thinks that it looked better when he did it himself.

During TCG, the Rajavis were in the process of adopting Aaron cause it would look super good for the Makar to have such a strong connection to them. (And totally Not to replace Ravan)

Call eats styrofoam

Ravan was Tamara’s favorite sister.

After TCG, Tamara learns how to drive (normally) from Stebbins. When her parents enroll her in formal driving lessons right before TSM, they’re a little surprised at how “naturally” good she is.

Before the Magisterium, Tamara learned flute and violin. Call is completely tone deaf, and Aaron can plunk out some pop song chords on a keyboard.

Every single time they have an oddly specific problem, their “I know a guy” is Aaron.

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i succumbed to brain rot

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Screenshots to convince you to read the Magisterium series :D

part four

The Copper Gauntlet spoilers

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did jasper teach them how to mew or something bro

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I am actively choosing not to sleep at this point

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You know, Jasper has no logical reason to claim Call "stole his spot."

Master North said each Master can choose up to 6 apprentices. Rufus had chosen more than 3 in the past. Jasper himself was in a group of 5.

Rufus COULD have chosen Jasper if he wanted to. He just didn't want Jasper. Call has nothing to do with it.

And Japser definitly KNOWS this. But he keeps choosing to blame Call anyway. Because he can't admit to himself that he wasn't good enough. That he "lost."

And he sees Call as an easy target. Jasper desperately needs to feel like someone is below him to make himself feel better. And he figured since Call was the "weird", depressed emo kid with the disability that he would be the best one to do this with.

And tbh I don't think that Tamara and Jasper were ever really friends. Jasper was told to befriend Tamara to get close to her family. Tamara's parents say in book 2 that they don't want Jasper's family around. And Tamara could probably see that Jasper was an asshole long before the Iron Trial.

We don't know when the deWinters lost their money so it's possible that maybe Tamara and Jasper were friends as young kids if Jasper's family still had money at the time, but it doesn't seem like they were friends by the Iron Trial.

And then Tamara ALSO chose Call over him. Because she actually likes Call and actively DEFENDS Call from Jasper. Which Jasper can't comprehend because he's decided to believe Call is worthless. Because if Jasper accepts that Call isn't below him, he loses the only thing keeping his insecurities at bay. He can try to keep overcompensating for them by acting like a self-absorbed brat and pretending he's better than everyone, but that's only going to do so much. Because that is only (in theory) making OTHER people see him as valuable (though this kinda fails because this behavior just makes him come off an ass to most people). To stop HIMSELF from feeling worthless inside, he needs to GENUINELY believe inside that someone else is below him. But Call just keeps proving over and over again that he's not.

And then Aaron is revealed to be a makar, and HE prefers Call too. Jasper feels the need to get close to Aaron because of Aaron's newfound fame and significance, but he already burned that bridge by being an absolute asshole when Aaron was still a "nobody." Whereas Aaron has liked Call the entire time. Since he first saw him at the Iron Trial. Because Aaron could see that Call was struggling and saw the best in him, and helped bring the best out in Call.

So Aaron and Tamara truly, genuinely LIKE Call and dislike Jasper.

And for so long Jasper just DOES NOT understand what the hell is happening because Call is supposed to be worthless and unlikable. So he keeps trying so desperately to make jabs at Call whenever he can.

But eventually he realizes that not only is Call not below him, but Call might actually be a BETTER person than him. Because sure, Call was a jerk in book 1 due to his traumas, but he wasn't a full on brat like Jasper was. Jasper was LOOKING to put people down. Call was just pushing people away. And then Call is able to start healing after befriending Aaron and Tamara and starts to be able to grow as a person, but Jasper stays stagnant.

But eventually he CAN'T deny anymore that Call is not only not worthless, but that Call is actually a good and valuable person who might even be a better person than himself (especially since Call expresses sympathy for Japser even all the way back in book 1 and debates wether or not he's even "allowed" to hate him because he doesn't want to hate someone who's already a victim of something. And Call never really initiates anything with Jasper, he only responds to defend himself from Jasper).

And then Jasper is finally forced to realize that his own sense of self worth shouldn't be tied to other people. He starts deprogramming himself from what his parents told him and LET himself grow as a person as well.

And then Aaron and Tamara and even Call to an extent no longer actively dislike him. They find him annoying, but they don't hate him anymore.

And he finally realizes that just being a good person is more important than what social class you are, and that he's probably more likely to succeed to a higher social class as a good person anyway because people will actually want him around, and the people saving the world actually like having him on their team. And he realizes that as a good person he is actually INVOLVED in making things better and earning that admiration rather than just trying to take advantage of it by getting close to the famous people.

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Pierces - Secret

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The first 2 magisterium books were so banger bro they were so descriptive the characters were amazing the plot? Amazing.

Don’t forget when Call slapped Constantine’s head on a table. that was a banger move, Call.

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RIP Sarah Novak, you would’ve loved the Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan.

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Copper Gauntlet final update:

OKAY SO A LOT HAS HAPPENED!!

Alastair isn’t actually evil which I’m glad of cuz now he’s back in my top 3 favorite characters. But what I’m not glad of is that there’s a spy in Magisterium. I’m not exactly worried abt the spy but about what the spy wants. They clearly don’t work for Joseph since the wild elemental tried also to kill Call which means that there’s an another evil guy who is probably even stronger than Joseph and is also from Magisterium which means that there will be a betrayal. To be honest i have two suspects and one of them is Celia(NOW HEAR ME OUT!) she knows everything about everyone and just feels a little too innocent and kind just like Drew did and he ended up being Josephine’s son. Also I think Celia doesn’t like makars because of Constantine. She also showed her darker side to Call when she said that she would murder Constantine if she ever met him. But here’s the problem with this solution: Celia doesn’t have an access to the wild elementals nor does she have the power to command them which can explain why the elemental started attacking everyone and not just Aaron(or maybe she’s just evil). Or maybe she tried to kill Call cuz she somehow found out who he is and she hates him. But why did she kiss him then?(it should’ve been Aaron) My other suspect is one of the Masters or even Rufus himself since they have the power to access the elementals. But why would they kill their students? The answer remains to be seen.

But what I actually came here to talk about is Call…where should I even begin?

First of all, the severed head was a slay move(literally)(talking abt Constantine not about Verity)(I really don’t understand how they said that a book with severed teenage girl’s head as a door knocker is for children)

Second, the more important thing, the secret is out. In the whole book it was my favorite moment, especially when all the chaos-ridden people followed all his orders. He also unlocked his chaos magic which means nothing but problems. I’m so happy that Call’s friends were so much more chill abt it than I expected. I kinda want to see Call in his evil era tho…

(Yaaay Jasper is getting his character development!!)

I just remembered that next to Drew’s body there was a picture of him and his dad and someone else but that person was ripped out of the picture. Sus.

I’m so sad they Jericho’s body was destroyed because it was so cute how he has all his important stuff around him😭Constantine really loved his brother🫶🏻🫶🏻

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Magisterium Actors AU

[The Silver Key]

Call: Guys I feel so high budget just look at this

*He twirls the camera through the room. Half the set is draped in lime green like a Marvel set*

~~~~~ Rufus: And cut!

Call: Alright, where’s the key to these handcuffs I gotta go piss

Call: Guys?

Tamara, whispering to the camera: The prop doesn’t have a key, we’re just going to snap off the chain and CGI the melting for the next scene

Tamara: Nobody tell him

Jasper: We’re not that high budget

~~~~~ Joseph: Get in my white van, kids

Joseph: I’ve got chili

Jasper: I love chili, but with your character I might actually become the chili

~~~~~ *Jasper, Tamara, and Call pulling stuff out of Constantine’s closet*

Call: Why did the costumers decide Con was so built

*camera pans over to Call, absolutely swamped in a huge jean jacket*

Call: HE WAS LIKE TWENTY WHEN HE DIED

~~~~~ Alex: Alright, ready for the stoat scene?

Call: Yep

*The practical effect of several stoats exploding fake blood and guts everywhere later*

Call: I WAS NOT READY

Alex, frowning sadly: I think the blood got into my guyliner, now my eyes kinda hurt

Aaron: That’s the most edgelord thing I’ve ever heard

~~~~~

(The pie scene) Jasper: Now they don’t have to fight over who gets the first slice

Rufus: Cut!

*Jasper immediately spits out the pie gracelessly*

Jasper: I just ate modeling clay and silicone

Jasper: The sacrifices one makes to be a method actor

Alex, staring into the camera bewildered: He just keeps on eating shit he shouldn’t! First the shrimp, then the chandelier, now this?

Alex: We can’t stop him!

~~~~~ Aaron, sitting up sharply from the table: The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

Call, pushing him back down: They’re about to get un-exaggerated!

Aaron: Spoilers!

~~~~~ Jasper: And if Tamara sucked-

*cut*

Jasper: And if you suck, she probably respects Celia-

*cut*

Jasper: And if Tamara sucked face with you, she probably wanted me to throw you at Celia-

Jasper: FUCK

*cut*

~~~~~

Alex, vlogging: And here, we’ve got my lovely zombie brother

Aaron, still in death makeup: Rawr

Aaron: I’d go for your brains, but you don’t have any

Alex: Hey-

~~~~~

*practicing the fight scene for Joseph’s death*

Aaron: Okay, so push, block, spin, and then I getcha!

Joseph: I suppose in your youth terms, I will have been ‘got’

Aaron, looking at the camera: Youth terms??

~~~~~ Call: *collapses dramatically onto the airbag*

Call: Blegh

Call: *raises a thumbs up*

~~~~~ Part One Part Two Part Three

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my magisterium ship charts (not pictured: sarah and alastair, telia, sons of darkness and stars AU alastine bc im too tired for this its 4am)

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Obsessed with how Call is like. The antithesis of most YA protagonists. And yet everyone around him falls in love with him as if he were one. Aaron. Jasper. Celia. Tamara. They take one look at this moody kid with a super weird relationship with his dad who has no idea how to interact with other humans and think: "I can fix him"