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lgbtlunaverse · 9 months ago

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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex #god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood #that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society #i don't know what to say i'm just so tired #politics #culture #queerphobia #lgbtqia #misogyny #<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy #patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights #so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized #purity culture #i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr

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treeprince · 2 months ago

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never let it be said that shen yuan doesnt fight for his man with bloody teeth

he started off already risking being sent back to his dead body to protect baby binghe the best he could on his first meeting and then continued to do so once the ooc shackles came off, made sure he felt loved and safe and at home on cqm, gave him every advantage he could think of (and then wondered why binghe got out of the abyss 2 yrs early, honey...), but bc those scum villain blinders were on so tight, he doesnt accept that he (the man shen yuan inside the character shen qingqiu) can change his own path enough to not be killed, and plans his own death accordingly bc he wont ever fight against binghe again if he can help it, i just...

this man loves binghe so much that he couldnt even conceive of a world in which binghe loves him back - and thats not just the comphet olympics in his brain talking, sy genuinely believes he's unlovable and only maybe sort of likeable by his fellow peak lords, and part of that comes from being forced into a scum villains role and not knowing the bigger picture behind sqq's actions (not even touching on how sy barely saw the entire cast of pidw as people until binghe actually looked hurt to him), but the rest was already preprogrammed before he transmigrated, and i want to know who hurt him so bad - bc all sy could imagine is that the whole world should love binghe, bc thats howmuch sy loves him the story is supposed to go, but all he could imagine for himself was gratitude at best and his demise at worst, until the very moment that it becomes clear that lbh has done everything, fucking EVERYTHING, to get sqq to love him back and i just SCREAMS

i cant imagine that sy would just let binghe go if he should ever decide to love someone else, the possession goes both ways with these two, and sy would fight tooth and nail to keep binghe for himself

#svsss #bingqiu #ur honor in unwell about these men #what im saying is i want more content of sy going absolutely feral over lbh being in distress #i want to see sy tearing entire civilizations down for daring to not love his binghe #someone mentions that lord luo is looking at adding more consorts to his castle and sy loses his entire shit about it #confronting lbh the only way he knows how with cold cunning and strategic marriages of those rumored beauties to someone else in the court #before saying some shit equivalent to 'i dont want to share you' but in sqq-ese to lbh #listen im promise ill get back to hatman au eventually but this has been digging at my brain for a week straight now #any world where sqq even gets a WHIFF of lbh suddenly showing him slightly less affection is not a world he will abide by #will he actually use his words to say so? no cuz theres no plausible deniability that way #but will he take action about it??? oh with spiteful glee

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laurennhunt · 10 days ago

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On a side note got my hair done yesterday 🖤❤️

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stump-not-found · 2 days ago

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Sorry if this has already been answered, but does Ford celebrate his birthday? I know its pretty hard to keep track of time when its ... nonlinear in the multiverse but I feel like Bill would know. And to ford every once and a while Bill demands his attention and he comes back to the pyramid to the wildest (worst) surprise party. The cake is human skin, candles are those really long wisdom teeth. Ford hates it.

i'll call out that a main plot point of chapter 4 is the fact bill gets ford presents on his b-day so yah its a regular thing, but they celebrate the day after his b-day

first birthday together bill probably does the skin cake thing but ford just rolls his eyes and sighs . bill almost fucking shoots himself after that response

#stump asks #gf theseus’ guide #sorry man your skin thing is lame . its tacky .#i thought you were more evil than that . guess you're just a cartoon villain loser . whatever #can't believe i was having mental breakdowns because of you . when youre LAME . youre a LOSER . no one will EVER LOVE YOU . LOSER . IDIOT #i like my brothers suggestion that sometimes he takes ford out to a fancy restaurant #tortures the man by forcing him into a place thats all about understanding social cues and behavior #now htaths the REAL fucked up shit #bill has to learn and grow as a person . and find more subtle means of harassing the dude . marriage is beautiful #otherwise i imagine there's just a year long game the crew plays where someone has to get the most embarrassing photo of ford possible #and they get the albertsons sheet cake with that picture printed out on it #thats my personal belief . this is just fanfiction though all birthday beliefs are valid here go nuts folks #maybe they get an ice cream cake that bleeds when you cut into it i dont know #ford is always made to guess where the blood comes from . no matter how obscure the source he somehow always fucking knows . what a guy #the blood thing is a CANON ford trait alright dont nobody come to me saying bill did that to him #brother was already ranking blood flavor profiles okay . jesus #number 1 ford pines was already Like That defender . bill fucking wishes he could have corrupted that mind . he fucking WISHES #okay ill stop rambling ty for the ask & food for thought #hearts

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funsizedshark · 7 months ago

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pacing around in circles muttering to myself about daniel and louis and the years between the first interview and now...... daniel telling armand "he didn't even want me in the end" after offering to get on his knees for him instead... they didn't fuck but for decades "i really thought we did" / "do you want to now?"... daniel is old and dying in a penthouse full of impossibly young beautiful immortal beings and louis still laughingly offers something that daniel thought for years he'd gotten already. and then it turns out that not only he didn't, but something in him had assumed they did have sex and never explored that further and he's gone through this entire second interview so far under that assumption because that bridge has been crossed already. except it hadn't and when louis says "do you want to now" you can see the change in his expression like for the briefest of moments he really is considering it

#THE VOICEEEEEESSSSS THE VOICES..............#anyway. im going insane thank you for asking #captain's log #anyway ik other ppl have said all of this before im just still thinking about it and i CANT STOP #young daniel obviously thought of himself as desirable and he was also obviously into louis #taking off his shirt straight away... he would have fucked louis in the coffin let me tell you that #but now??? when he's fucked up two marriages and two daughters and he's old and sick????#the fact that louis offers Now even as a joke thats kinda also not really a joke #and eric bogosian is SO good at showing daniel's shock through his change in expression #his mouth hanging open a little from the surprise that this beautiful immortal being would ask him that #it's the first time we see modern day louis laugh as well i think #he likes daniel!! he thinks daniel is smart and funny and he likes his company!!#i think they should have made out a little before armand came home. as a treat for both of them #the fact that he manages to convince him to stick his feet in the rocks is the funniest bit of the entire episode btw. in my opinion #iwtv spoilers #kinda theyre from ep 5 but still #iwtv #interview with the vampire #danlou #loudaniel #is that the tag? idk

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rottengurlz · 1 year ago

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lover, don't touch me // leave, i am a danger to you // but ooh, i hunger for you

#this is leona's vampire lover audra #i guess you could say the first time they met was when audra nearly killed her in a blood lust because she hadnt fed in so long #idk how to describe it well but audra suddenly stopped devouring her when leona looked at her with no fear in her eyes #but looked at audra like she was something to worship #she whispered that audra was so beautiful even as her own blood was splattered between them and staining her lips #leona had never seen someone or something so perfect and powerful #power that she wanted and knew exactly how to get when audra whimpered over the slightest bit of praise #i never talk about them but i am CONSTANTLY thinking about them <3 #some fun little facts is leona killed her husband in cold blood because he was pitiful and boring #she married the first person to show any interest in her just to get away from her family #he would have been a perfectly good husband for anyone else #but the best part of their marriage was when she stabbed him in the stomach 47 times and felt his blood splatter against her skin #for audra OBVIOUSLY had to make another oc who would do anything to be loved even if it means destroying herself #audra was turned very suddenly and without any guidance #she murdered her lover without even realizing it she opened her eyes to find them splattered across every surface of the room #because of that shes done everything she can to protect herself from others even if it means starving herself of blood #until she goes into a frenzy #leona is the first person she has ever willingly fed off of #idk if willingly is the right word since leona practically begs her to do it #i really want to remake leona now.........#i like how leona looks but i want her to match audra better #mysims #the sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 cas #ts4 cas #sims 4 edit #ts4

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saeraas · 9 months ago

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slayer coming out after aba is so interesting like they introduce the toxic married couple that decided to get marriage counseling and slayer sees that and is like "I see you both needed help, we're on our way"

#but not too long he has plans with his beautiful wife 👆#guilty gear #slayer #a.b.a #also i see he has bdc so my condolences #also whole season was like:#guy in a situationship + gambler #lady who loves marriage and has a death metal band singing love songs #toxic relationship and marriage (they are getting help)#and now 'you're wasting the time i could be spending with my beautiful wife sharon'

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demonicfarmer69 · 9 months ago

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woah jzx how come u get to have TWO baddies?

#jiang cheng #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #xuanlicheng #thats their ship name now #in this au jzx and jyl's engagement is dissolved #but to since yzy still wants it her way she makes jc get engaged to jzx instead. jc doesnt want this. she knows how much her jiejie wants t #she has no choice but to say yes #surprisingly the two of them get along well #and they actually fall in love. but jc says it still hurts her to see her jiejie alone and separated from her #and if jzx still has feelings for jyl #then he should consider marrying her too so they can all be together #the marriage goes through. theres now two madam jins! the jianghu is full of gossip about how jzx is just like his father and bagged not on #but two beauties of yunmeng #little do they know it was jyl and jc who wanted it all along but whatev #when the time for heirs comes jc insists jyl should have dibs bcs shes wanted jzx for longer.#jyl gets preggy with jl and not too long after jc gets preggy with jl's younger sibling uwu #i actually wanted to draw this with jc didi but im in a jc meimei mood so jc meimei it is

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tex-treasure-chamber · 17 days ago

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First Christmas (post-marriage)

Created in December 2024

Non-multiply layer below the cut:

#*wraps myself up in this*#tex draws #santana • hellsing s/i #ashes to ashes • anderson #stars this took AAAAAAAAAAAAAGES---#ougjhfjf.... wedding ring ♡♡♡♡♡#first kiss I've drawn with these two 😭 😭 it's only been a WHOLE IRL YEAR AND SOME CHANGE---#they had to get married for me to draw them kissing i guess pFFFT--#now i need to consider their actual marriage #hrk..... that will take time. and more art. oh stars. their vows would be so beautiful #had to get creative with the pose because um THIS MAN ?? IS 6'7????

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zoeloveconvers99 · 4 months ago

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Finally after months of hiatus I’m back,I decided to put aside for a much more busier period studying and working In accounting,while that I had a new comfort zone and even created a much more grim version,I decided to create the first design of the main protagonist and put in confrontation with the most popular adaptation just compare the aesthetic and personalities of the characters + a funny draw of me rising from the dead maybe,let’s see if I can keep up

#myart #itsme #funny drawing #i’m back #sorry for the long waiting but I’ve been busy #my hard disk even broke and I had to fix it and save three years of work #and now I’m studying and working in an office #beaty and the beast #beauty and the beast 1991 #belle #Miriam #the same role but two completely different aesthetics #Disney vs Victorian era #the bleeding hart #fairy tales vs gothic horror #for my character I was inspired by Mary Shelly and Alice Liddell #her story is inspired by the prologue of the original tale of beauty an the beast #but now we have the old sister Victorian nurse who just wants to paint but she’s not mentally well #and she would rather go to this possible beast than been sold to marriage #since she was the only one in the family not married except for her younger sister who became a nun

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gildedtragedies · 21 days ago

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hey guys so sorry for the inactivity i was GETTING MARRIED???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#i'm so deadass right now i got MARRIED #to my WIFE #we had a very very small ceremony with my little sister and niece as witnesses #i made a joke about us spending too much money at target in my vows and the officiant laughed #she promised to always take the spiders outside so i don't have to #my niece did a VERY good job of bringing us the rings and scattering the petals #my little sister was the best maid of honor/impromptu wedding photographer in the world #and now we are honeymooning at a cabin in the woods with alpacas in the backyard #i might be a little quiet on here for the next week or so as i celebrate my marriage to my BEAUTIFUL LOVELY WIFE #but rest assured i am alive well and overjoyed!!!#pls feel free to send me asks about my wedding and my wife i want to answer questions so bad #literally want to shout from the rooftops that i married this woman #abby's feral liveblog

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crossbackpoke-check · 5 months ago

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the pics of morgan and joel are from travis sanheim's wedding this weekend!

^^^me experiencing the one-two knockout punch of “oh they WERE each other’s wedding date” followed by the realization that sanny finally got married 🥹😭 cheers indeed!!!

#have i ever told you all how i have the best anons in the world because i do. you’re all so nice to me and whenever i just. yell things #you come here and answer my questions and i love you for that thank you anon. i love you. 💕💕💕#also yes i KNOW i said finally and sanny’s like what twenty five however that is a) an old bachelor by most hockey standards b) he and alex #are high school sweethearts/been together forever and are disgustingly in love thank you they’ve been married in spirit if not reality #for years now. this has no bearing on my actual personal opinions on when you should or if you should be married or how long it should take #anyway. truly deeply madly obsessed with the joel/morgan of it all now because did they have to conform to a blue suit theme and if so #joelle why were u not wearing a belt. were all the flyers in blue suit uniform because that’s what our beautiful sensible sanny could trust #them to do &if so which ones were at the wedding i WILL be investigating post-haste. i have to update my tags 1st bc i’m the future me rn #who is currently dealing with them potentially being matching wedding dates & dunking my head in tinfoil to say morgan broke up with his gf #and ohhhhh if i don’t have a five weddings fic floating around SOMEWHERE for them. god knows i have the comment marriage fic AND fantastic!#liv in the replies #travis sanheim #<- in spirit i guess because it’s about his wedding so i felt like he should be included #philadelphia flyers #joel farabee #morgan frost #<- for my own sorting purposes #ANYWAY CONGRATS SANNY HAPPY MARRIAGE WE <3 U (do have to mention that i laugh so hard every time about that post calling him a rpf void i-)#also also bc i keep adding p.s. to this i was very pleased with myself to have flat fuck tk in the reply so that the travii were present 🫶

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laurennhunt · 10 days ago

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Tonight’s fit 🫶

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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romance in waiting for your partner before you find your seats on the bench after witnessing the wackiest flail your goalie just made

and sandwiching a baby swede in between yall and your uncontested unbreakable marriage bond despite the fact paul tried to test said unbreakable marriage bond by pairing up said baby swede with forsy for comfort reasons

and also whatever conversation boqy and forsy are having while ekky has glove problems is deeply entertaining to me

"❓️" "🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️" "🤨❓️" all i know is that it left boqy deeply confused

tampa bay lightning @ florida panthers | 9.30.24

#gustav forsling #aaron ekblad #adam boqvist #florida panthers #2425 #preseason #forsblad #but also its become forsblad + boqy #because the baby duckling toddles closely behind the swede they imprinted on #forsy is boqys security blanket and ekkys completely chill with it if not because he gets to see his wife beautiful and happy #dying at both the smile ekky and forsy have on after the wildest shift that they also cant help smiling when they pass each other #chilvary isnt dead! forsy is a gentleman waiting for his partner before he takes a seat!#feat bobby the one holding the fucking door for these lovebirds #i would kill to be a fly on the wall to hear whatever boqy and forsy are talking about #because the face boqy makes after forsy answers him like oh boy is so ???#me when im huh. when im whuh.#ekky with a swede. more news at 11.#ekky with TWO swedes NOW THAT MAKES HEADLINES #crying at how ekky let boqy sit with forsy and instead pulled up the rear because he cant be far away from a swede he will wither away #but also boqy sandwhich... forsblad...#many thoughts!#boqy just got here how is he already in the middle of a marriage

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thyfleshc0nsumed · 3 months ago

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Like, I'm not worried about it either way but I think I'm gonna marry this girl

#this is a tender “i am crying thinking sbout how much i love her snd how we are ablr to grow together yet independently” thought not like a #idk idk i think im allowed to be sappy and in love right now #and ignore my deeply complex feelings around marriage conceptually #i just... wow. idk. things feel so different in such beautiful ways

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isa-ah · 10 months ago

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listen putting the bare minimum into self acceptance, cutting off self depreciation, and personal grooming will make you an 8 even if ur like a 4. the confidence comes naturally with the territory and people eat that shit up.

#guy who was invisible for 26 years then decided to become self neutral #now i get flirted with every time i leave the house 👍#beautiful desi dude who wasnt even serving us but kept coming over just to talk to me. sorry for the marriage jumpscare but also lol

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