funsizedshark
funsizedshark
stand back, i think i know CPR
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26 | she/her | "not just a lunatic. a homosexual lunatic!"
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funsizedshark · 1 day ago
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it’s fine. just stay.
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funsizedshark · 11 days ago
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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funsizedshark · 11 days ago
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When it was Possible to Concentrate, The World Felt like A Perpetually Unfolding Miracle
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funsizedshark · 12 days ago
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trinity santos managed to attract every hot woman in the er, uncover a drug diversion scheme, infiltrate princess and perlah's chismis operation, perform a successful reboa that all the senior residents and attendings are now gossiping about, and put a roof over a homeless sopping wet kitten's head, all on her first day on the job
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funsizedshark · 12 days ago
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ready for the trinity santos and dennis whitaker bestfriendship of all time on levels that no one else can comprehend. i need them to walk into the next season arguing about how trinity broke the coffee machine in the one singular way where it's unfixable. need dennis to talk about how someone tried to break into the apartment and trinity broke their arm in five places. they watch shitty medical dramas together and get genuinely angry at inaccuracies and use said inaccuracies to quiz each other. trinity took no less than 100 pictures on dennis's residency match day. dennis tells trinity that he's survived multiple tornadoes and her only reaction was calling him a loser because he's never been stormchasing. this isn't even all the thoughts i've had and i finished the finale 15 minutes ago
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funsizedshark · 12 days ago
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I can pretty much guarantee you the next one will be easier. I really fucking hope so.
THE PITT 1.15 ⟶ “9:00 PM” (2025)
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funsizedshark · 12 days ago
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THE PITT 1.15 — 9:00 P.M.
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funsizedshark · 15 days ago
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Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you
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funsizedshark · 15 days ago
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funsizedshark · 17 days ago
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being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"
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funsizedshark · 19 days ago
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i need to get to bed but dr. ellis is the best teacher in that whole goddamn building and dr. shen is a close second. patient yet focused and timely. not emotional, not accusatory. parker explains everything she’s doing and why she’s making those decisions to santos and john is able to read mel’s body language and not draw attention to it while dealing with his boss in the middle of a mental health crisis. and they don’t piss anyone off.
no wonder they want to be on the night shift you day shifters are fucking messy!!!
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funsizedshark · 19 days ago
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i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what
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funsizedshark · 19 days ago
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embarrassment has good bones
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funsizedshark · 19 days ago
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THE PITT 1.14 || "8:00 P.M."
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funsizedshark · 20 days ago
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every day tim minear furthers my agenda of eddie being maybe four years older than buck AND still having been a very young father at maybe like 19 or 20. how, you might ask? well, timelines don't exist, you see. and they're definitely not supposed to make sense. we're operating purely on vibes. shannon's tombstone was prepped by some random props guy who was like "hmm this checks out". buck's hospital bracelet? a flirty wink for oliver stark. actually, it's 2021 in the 911 universe. sometimes it's 2024 and then it's 2025 the next week and then back to 2022. hen's birthday lasted two days. chris is fourteen but sometimes 17 and sometimes 12 years old. eddie is a late 80s / early 90s baby. buck is a 1990s millennial but in a different way than eddie because buck grew up on hannah montana and eddie has no fucking clue who that is. bobby is 60 but then he's 55 and sometimes it's like he should be in a home by now. chim is doing acrobatics at 55 because he's also 43 like maddie who's also 38. both buck and eddie remember blockbuster and neither one of them has ever watched glee. tommy is still around 48 pushing 60. buck and eddie are in love and very much a fertile age
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funsizedshark · 21 days ago
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sorry for blorbo tagging your post on the blorbo posting and tagging website. it will happen again
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funsizedshark · 21 days ago
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So I'm at the ER with my gallbladder fucking me Up wich means that I'm not going to be able to work for the next couple of weeks and short term disability can take up to 45 days to kick in so if anyone could help me with ANYTHING I would be forever grateful.
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Email: xxamywildexx@gmail.com
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