#and now I’m listening to Hozier
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I do one (1) thing wrong (I wasn’t even directly involved in the mishap) and my friend (the victim of the mishap) sends me and a few other people (the people directly involved) a good two-paragraph telling-off including many curse words because of the outcome (his headphones broke) and suddenly I feel like I need to be put on trial for the crimes I have committed (I didn’t even touch his headphones or anything near them)
#my thoughts#heehee hoohoo#i’m so silly#crazy how that works#and now I’m listening to Hozier#because Hozier makes things better#anyways I’m gonna give him my headphones#the ones I haven’t used ever#and if he doesn’t take them#I’ll cry
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The yearly phenomenon where u get the first rays of sunshine and ppl (me included) act like it’s summer even tho it’s still just +1 degrees out; all I can think abt is making an icey coffee treat and I saw a person casually walking outside in shorts
#also im corny so my favorite ’’joke’’ is that ’hmm what a weird light phenomenom we’ve got outside have u seen this shit??’#it’s not even slightly funny bc overused to death#I think I’m going to make an iced americano and go for a walk and listen to hozier bc oh duuude that’s the best#and wear the leather jacket !! and sunglasses!!! (im abt to feel the coolest I’ve felt in months; winter clothes make me feel like#i’m abt 12-years-old for some reason)#I should study yes but walk first now that there’s sun that will never not help with things#march 2024#2024
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Old Gods of Appalachia gives me the same vibes as listening to music by Lord Huron— it’s just the perfect blend of supernatural and folktales and being so deep in the woods it feels like the light can’t reach you anymore, and I am absolutely in love.
^ I mean, this is exactly what listening to the podcast feels like (at least to me)
#oh my gosh though this podcast is so… wow#it’s mysterious and fascinating and dark and beautiful and just enough body horror#(oh yeah that’s something else too I think I’m discovering I really like body horror?)#(which is weird cause I used to be terrified of gore)#and I could listen to the narrator talk for HOURS#which. I mean. is what I’m doing. so yay!#I love the way he does voices for the characters it’s really fun#and the theme songs are pretty neat too#old gods of appalachia#lord huron#and now that I think about it the vibes are pretty similar to the amazing devil as well#maybe even AURORA though it’s been a while since I listened to her music…#oh definitely some hozier too#oh oh and the forgetmenauts!! love them#might as well just make a playlist now huh#Spotify
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The average experience of listening to Hozier:
I’m in emotional anguish and bliss from a couple of bridges bc of this madman’s wonderful vocal control, i cant-
#hozier#you can tell i’m listening to#unknown / nth#i’m having a religious experience#this man is so wonderful#what the fuck#don’t even think about good omens with this#or else i’m gonna cry#do you know i could break beneath the weight#of the goodness love i still carry for you#what do i do with my life now#that i’d walk so far just to take the injury of finally knowing you#that is sick#in the best way#unreal unearth#this is so gorgeous
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I don’t even know who Megan Theeeeeee Stallion is ripping a new one in Hiss but I still know she fuckin ATE
#starting out with ‘I just wanna kick this shit off by saying FUCK YALL’ is so iconic#I know there’s beef with Nicki but otherwise idk what else the beef is#the song rips and idk why it took me so long to listen to it#to be fair tho I haven’t even listened to all of hoziers new album yet#every line is the best line tbh#anyway I’m late to the party but I’m HERE#gonna go look up mts beef now lol
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please say there’s some hozier and rock fans out there i NEED to talk to you guys right now
#hozier#rock music#i’m literally listening to#empire now#and#welcome to the jungle#on a loop rn#guns n roses
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I don’t think anything will come from this, but for your consideration, my latest brainrot:
A sort-of Grease!AU with Rose as Sandy and Blanche as Danny (or, even better, Rizzo).
That’s all. You can go.
#if you’re wondering: yes. this was brought about by Hozier’ ‘too sweet’#which is. by all counts. not a love song#but the idea of rose being ‘too sweet’ for blanche hit me like a lightning bolt upon first listen#and I had to put it out there#realistically speaking I have nothing to add to this. i already have too many wips I’m working on#and it’s still a very unbalanced idea. for one idk where to place Dorothy#she doesn’t strike me as either the Danny or the Sandy type#maybe she’d be a better Rizzo? Italian. disillusioned#but her brand of self-denial doesn’t really fit with Rizzo’s self-destruction in my mind#to be fair all of them are pretty upright citizens. none of them properly fit the ‘bad girl’ type#blanche is just the one that feels the most similar to me#and she did do some wild stuff in her adolescence (at least according to her). might all be tales. but…#idk idk there’s potential there. obviously a lot of stuff would have to be changed but rn I don’t have anything to add to it#you know. maybe I just want to see Blanche in a leather jacket now that I think about it#god I hope people read the tags on my posts. 3/4 of the post is in here#the golden girls#golden wives
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Giggling right now because the first time I listened to Unreal Unearth I hated it.
Which is so funny to me because Hozier’s previous two albums are always on shuffle.
I remember texting my sister and telling her I hated it. It’s a knee jerk reaction I have.
Of course I had the album on repeat and soon enough it was eating me up and not in a good way.
I was an emotional wreck😭.
#hozier#unreal unearth#am i the only one that hates music the first time i listen to it?#the first time I listened to the album i’m pretty sure i said ‘he fell off I fear’#help 😭#now it’s one of my favorite albums#i mean there are so many bangers on there…and i mainly mean the slower songs#those get me everytime
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Unreal Unearth is literally about good omens hozier is so sick for this
#HUGE DISCLAIMER: all music i listen to now is good omens coded#abstract (psychopomp) is so ineffable husbands#also I Carrion (Icarian) is sooo crowley ugh#i’m so in love with hozier it’s insane#hozier#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#good omens crowley#good omens aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley
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a song from my Burnout fic playlist just came on my regular music shuffle while i’m in the middle of finally doing some chores i’ve been putting off for days and now im vibrating at the speed of light with feelings about Big and my fic and the need to WRITE IT but also i’m exhausted and also i have many more chores to do before i’m done for the day :(
#the song is hozier through me (the flood) btw#ive been busy today!#it’s been a good day though i talked about dnd/bg3 with the cashier at the post office djdjsj#she was really nice she had green hair and rainbow flag and trans flag pins#she was like ‘astarion is my wife’ and i was like ‘SO VALID. karlach is my wife.’#and now i’m doing chores#and listening to music and thinking about big
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THANK YOU HOZIER FOR BLESSING US WITH NEW MUSIC ON THIS FINE FINE DAY
#nobody’s soldier#nobody’s soldier goes SO FUCKING HARD#hozier#hozier is fuelling me right now#hozier songs#andrew hozier byrne#nobody’s soldier hozier#unaired#unaired hozier#hozier unaired#THE ENERGY#THE PASSION#YES#UGH#I LOVE IT#i swear to shit though if it blows up and gets super overplayed like too sweet did i will actually cry so much#i will be so upset#you can listen to it but just keep it a secret#this is lighthearted#i’m not genuinely being angry about it#but i will be a little bit sad
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i think if hozier was the one narrating sally rooney’s audiobooks that might finally get me to finish smth by her . or niall horan
#was listening to through me(the flood) and his lil irish accent pops out so much in it i want him 2 read aloud to me sooooo bad. and then we#kiss after <3#also do we even like sally rooney like ik you guys lavvvv her but is she even good is she worth it will i be bored in a good way or a bad#way !!!! idk!!!!!#if you have a fav by her pls lmk i’m so torn . like maybe it’s just too late now perhaps i have missed my window to read her#and i just need to accept that :////#but fr hozier or niall horan get them on the phone w me i’m sure i could convince them!!!!!!!! they would literally do anything for me!!!!!!#books
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You ever listen to a new song or two and immediately start to brain rot ‘cause it reminds you of your favorite skrunkly? Yeah same.
This post is brought to you by Lawrence Winters
#꒰ v’s rambling ꒱#Yeah so I’m listening to Hozier’s music for the first time#I like a few songs from him but never really listened to his albums or such#And now I have. And all I can say is his music reminds me of Lawrence so much#Like way too much#And it’s making my head explode
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Every Hozier song is dedicated to you
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tomorrow is your last one cackles
AND, funnily, tomorrrow is also the last day before i go see hozier
YEAHH let’s fucking go dude
#answering asks#chair asks#chair!!#TWO SWEET!!!!! AUGH#too sweet is one of my absolute favorite hozier songs ever dude god#and also just like??? one of my favorite songs in general#such a banger waghh#it can’t be said i’m an early bird!!!!!!! it’s ten oclock before i say a word!!!!!#AUGH#i’m insane actually#don’t you just wanna wake up dark as a lake!!!! smelling like a bonfire lost in a haze!! if you’re drunk in life babe!!!!!#I THINK ILL TAKE MY WISKEY NEEAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#MY COFFEE BLACK AND MY BED AT THREE#YOURE TOO SWEET FOR MEEEEE!!!!!!!#god#just the fucking music and the way he sings it’s just. augh. augh. everything ever really#WAA#me when he’d rather take his whiskey neat dude#yea. yeag#listening to that one twice actually hang on CACKLES#yea augh too sweet and dinner and diatribes are my Top top two favorite hozier songs i think#which is saying a lot since i’ve heard like. almost all of them by now /silly/silly#wildflower and barely!!!! i know this one too#also a banger#it’s so pretty. also. wagh#i love how it starts off all slow and then BAM#me when springtime in the country#waaa!!!!#their voices are so so good together augh augh#useful as dirt…..
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unreal unearth unreal unearth unrEAL UNEARTH UNREAL UNEARTH
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