#and not slenderman the chef

[bo0bydrake]

only thing that wouldve made the bear more accurate is at least 6 hours of b-roll of the kitchen staff yelling at the wait staff for no reason

[chef-slenderman]

Recipe for a scrumptious chocolate cake

kids get a trusted adult to help

STEP 1

Heat oven to 190C/170C fan/gas 5. Butter the base and sides of two 20cm round sandwich tins and line the bases with baking parchment.

STEP 2

In a large bowl, beat together 200g golden caster sugar, 200g softened unsalted butter, 4 large eggs, 200g self-raising flour, 2 tbsp cocoa powder, 1 tsp baking powder, ½ tsp vanilla extract, 2 tbsp milk and a pinch of salt until pale.

STEP 3

Divide the mixture between the prepared tins. Bake for 20 mins or until a skewer inserted into the centre of the cake comes out clean.

STEP 4

Leave to cool in the tin for 10 mins, then turn out onto a wire rack to cool completely.

STEP 5

For the buttercream, put 100g chopped milk chocolate in a heatproof bowl and melt in the microwave, stirring every 30 secs. Leave the melted chocolate to cool for 5 mins.

STEP 6

Mash 200g softened butter and 400g icing sugar together with a fork, then switch to a wooden spoon or electric beaters, if you have them.

STEP 7

Sift in 5 tbsp cocoa powder with a pinch of salt and pour in the melted chocolate and 2 tbsp milk. Mix again until smooth.

STEP 8

On a cake stand or large plate, sandwich the cakes together with half of the buttercream, then spread the rest on top. Decorate with chocolate shards, if you like.

STEP 9

To make chocolate shards: melt 50g dark chocolate and pour it onto a tray lined with baking parchment or foil.

STEP 10

Now melt 25g milk chocolate and 25g white chocolate and drizzle them over the dark chocolate before it sets.

STEP 11

Shake the tray gently to level the mixture then leave to set somewhere cool. Chop into shards.

[poppysinpebbles]

Creepypasta headcanons (mostly Jeff)

Jeff is surprisingly good with kids

Ej is really tall and doesn't know his own size

Ben is 10 YEARS OLD. HE HAS THE MIND OF A 10 YEAR OLD.

Sally is 7 YEARS OLD. SHE HAS THE MIND OF A 7 YEAR OLD.

Jeffs dad was a five star chef, that's why they moved to a nice neighborhood, and cooking and baking was the only skill he taught jeff

Liu and Jeff hang out as much as possible

Liu absolutely adores his younger brother and refuses to take criticism I also refuse to take criticism on this

Liu loves his brother but has vowed to be the thing that kills Jeff when the time is right

Lj gives sally too much candy and cuz of that she thinks every clown will give her candy it's sincerely a problem

Masky isn't allowed near the kitchen after the incident

During secret Santa, Slenderman was gifted his infamous frilly pink apron with the word 'mom' in all crooked lowercase letters poorly embroidered on the front, nobody knows who it was (it was clockwork, she hand embroidered it)

Toby and Jeff will sometimes smoke weed on the balcony

Hoodie doesn't talk much

Liu will have full conversions with sully, nobody but him can hear sully

Pretty much only Liu can calm Jeff down if he's gone insane

Jeff owns the kitchen. It's his. Nobody is allowed in the kitchen when he cooking Sally and Ben can waltz in whenever they like tho (usually to help him cook or sample cookie dough)

Jeff will absolutely not admit it but Sally and Ben are like his younger siblings and by extension Liu sees them as his younger siblings as well

[boringbluebitch]

SlenderDad Headcanons

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“Slenderman wouldn’t be a father figure to the pastas, he’s manipulative and that’s unrealistic/not canon-“ Anyway here’s some of my random headcanons of Slender being a father to the creeps cus it’s fun :3

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- He’s the type of parental figure who tries too act like he’s “cool” and “nonchalant” and thinks he’s doing a good job at it but he actually isn’t and is TERRIBLE at it because he cares too much.

- Absolutely a girls dad 100% idc what anyone says. Jeff got stabbed? eh, he’ll be fine its not the first time EJ will fix him up. But Sally got a paper cut? You better get out the way cus he’s rushing to make sure she’s ok and he WILL trample over anyone in his way.

- Sally is in fact his number one favorite and no one can convince me otherwise. He lets her get away with pretty much whatever and treats her like a princess. (as everyone should)

- Going alongside with the point above this, Lulu is his second fav. (no I’m not projecting just because she’s my fav why would you think that..)

- He knows some basic sewing and mending skills so he “secretly” patches and fixes the creeps clothes for them. (they’re running through the woods, killing people, and doing crazy shit like 24/7 so ofc they constantly mess up their clothes) I just imagine Toby coming back after a long mission to find all his socks that once had holes in them no longer do. Or Nina complaining to Clockwork that she ripped her favorite skirt and being so sad about it, but when she comes back from a small spree the next day it’s sitting on her bed as good as new.

- He likes to give the creeps small “gifts” every once in a while. He’s never up front about it though he’ll just leave it in their room mysteriously (unless it’s one of the girlies) which sometimes comes off a bit ominous and creepy but it’s just him trying to make a sweet gesture and they recognize that.

- Idc what anyone says he cooks for them sometimes. He had no idea how to cook before, but the more and more creeps that started to pile up he became interested to learn. He’s not a master chef or anything, but he can make some basic stuff and it’s actually not too bad. They don’t have family dinners though imo, I don’t think they would ever sit together around a big table or anything, he just makes the food and says “eat when you want cus it’s here” and then leaves them too it.

- He’s such a proud LGBTQ+ supporter/ally guys don’t even play with me on this one. And the following is a situation I imagine happened (idc how unrealistic it is, it’s silly in my head therefore it’s true to me):

Slenderman: Hello Jane. I want to discuss a very important matter with you if you have the time.

Jane: …yes?

Slenderman: Well, I over heard the other day that you fancy women and I just wanted too let you know that I support you and I am a fellow LBTGQ+ ally.

Jane: …uh…thank you?

Slenderman: You are very welcome.

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A lil bonus doodle cus why not ^_^

[creepy-friday]

Heyy, I hope you're doing fine ! I just love your prompts and your characters are always well written !

Also the NSFW is *chef's kiss* however I'm a slut for angst and I have a prompt for you when you have time :

So I'd like to know once the proxies are established with fem!reader, like they get steady-ish with her, how would they react if she dies/disappear ? Thank youuu ♡︎♡︎

Thank you so much!!Also,I LOVE THIS PROMT😭💞

Warnings: death and dark themes,angst

If you suddenly disappeared they would hardly assume a demon got you,that would be near impossible considering your skills

None would consider your death.Sure,maybe you ran away and that would make somewhat more sense.

"That stupid bitch wouldn't." Masky hissed,throwing the cigarette on the ground and smashing it with the tip of his boot.

Running away from Slenderman it's an impossible mission for all the creeps,including yourself.He would make sure to bring you back or to torment you until you break down and come back.It's only on HIS terms if he decides to let someone go,and even then he would always know where they are

"He wouldn't let..let go of h-her." Toby said,nervously rubbing the back of his head while EJ simply sighed while looking out of the window to the forest with him.

They would search your room for leads,considering the possibility of a runaway

None got any notice from The Operator,and none asked.That's why the three of them looked for you in the forest for two days before putting Smile to search for you

Masky's nerves were over the roof and he already consumed one month worth bottle of pills while Hoodie started to lose his calm demeanour,yet it was subtle,you could tell by the tapping of his foot

Surprisingly, Toby didn't get into a fight with Masky first but rather with Hoodie.

"Fucking hell guys." he suddenly snapped,taking fast steps towards the white masked man."If-If f-fucking only you would keep your m-mouth shut she-she wouldn't do this!" Toby yelled at Masky,still thinking about the slight possibility you are still alive.

Brian made his way to the younger man and held him by the collar of his jacket."Shut the fuck up,Rogers.This time-shut up." he demanded,still keeping his voice as cold as possible.

In the same night all of them got the news from Smile's owner about your death.

Their relationship would  grow significantly colder,even between the pair of closer friends

The nights of the long missions all of them stayed beside a camp fire and made passive aggressive jokes towards each other disappeared along with you

Your name wouldn't be bought up,but whenever it would be a fight would erupt.It would be Toby who would bring you up the most,almost as if he's blaming the others for your death

Did they cry?The younger man had a few breakdowns who resulted in a lot of restless nights,after all you were the only one who was there for him and now he remained alone between two psychopaths who were barely human.

Masky would have moments where he would simply stare into the void,but he would claim he's actually glad you're no longer there,that's why him and Hoodie would get violent with each other

Tim on the other hand even bought a flower to the tree both of you used to talk before,it was his way of apologising on behalf of all of his fucked up doings towards you

"Damn,you are really gone,and now things are worse than they were before"

Hoodie doesn't make an effort to hide the way he feels,it doesn't make sense to hide it.He would sit down and run a hand trough his hair and he would go back to work,he secretly drowns his feelings into it

The loss of your presence it's too obvious for their liking,almost to the point the other residents acknowledged the way their dynamics changed

I don't see them going back to normal for a few years,even then their relationship would still have a cool tone attached to it.

I can see Toby keeping an object from your room with him and if Masky would notice it he would throw a tantrum

Hoodie and Masky were the ones to empty your room,while his friend went with it quite fast and quiet,Brian took his time to notice all the small details about how you really were in your life

Masky acts like you ran away just for a reason to be angry with you,it keeps him occupied from the guilt that finally caught up to him

People cannot be replaced,even if someone similar would come in they still don't have your name attached to it,and if they do they will never be you.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Random skills and hobbies I think they'd have

I feel like I've written something like this before but I genuinely don't remember

I kinda missed writing these + I was craving some eyeless jack stuff so

:P

Slenderman;

Imma stamp this out real fast, and I can already hear my middle school self screaming

Slenderman wouldn't be good at cooking

Okay so he's not HORRIBLE but considering the fact he's a horrific monster who probably feeds off fear and flesh, he probably doesn't use a kitchen that often

Sure, he can follow a recipe but he ain't no 5 star chef

That said I feel like he's decent with sewing, gotten keep the fit ready and in tact

Enjoys reading books that he finds on those he picks off in the woods

He's probably a fan of poetry, idk why but I just know he is

Laughing Jack

AMAZING baker, HORRIBLE cook

Can make the most amazing baked goodies and homemade candies you can ever get your hands on but the second he makes an actual meal, it all falls apart

Singing

Not like "oh he's a talented singer" singing but like

He just randomly likes singing; hes not particularly good at it but hey, he's having fun!

I'm so sad no one ever really explored this but I feel like he knows a few tricks when it comes to making toys/simple puppets/fidgets

Bro was originally meant to be a childs imaginary friend, and while he may be a shadow of his former self, the skill and interest is still there

Also keeps his box maintained, it's like his lil home

Eyeless Jack

Funnily enough, before he got all.. eyeless.. he was actually a fairly good cook. Calmed the nerves and it's a life skill everyone needs to know

Not that he needs it now, in his current state.. owie

Anyways

Music man, I like to think he was really into guitar playing before everything happened! Would definitely still be playing if he had an instrument

Art. In my silly au hes a forest hermit, he's got lots of nature to draw and with no one else around he's got no distractions

[comingdownwithme]

Hello!! You, your (amazing) artwork and your headcannons have single-handedly gotten me back into the Creepypasta fandom, I cannot describe the reaction I had to seeing your artwork but everything you draw just feels so good to look at? I’m not explaining this very well, but your art style is so pleasing to my eyes, there’s just something about the shading, the lines and the way you capture emotions/expressions it’s just; chef’s kiss (I had a question I promise lol)

What made you draw Toby and Jeff as a ship/what are some past/future headcannons that you have for them? Or just in general if you want to use this as an excuse to ramble about them go for it, anything you say about them I will listen!

Secondly, what is your general headcannon for the rest of the Creepypasta’s? Also it might be because I’ve been out of the loop for a few years but I didn’t really realise there were ex-proxies now, if it’s something you’ve come up with for your story that is insanely cool to read about (anything involving the like, political(?) state of the proxies is fascinating to me).

This has gone on longer than I thought it would, many apologies! I hope you’re having a good day!

I'm?? So honored that my art and headcanons have influenced you?? Skjdjd IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY ART AND MY CONTENT, REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME AND ADDS A FEW MORE YEARS TO MY LIFE SPAN LMAO

As for what got me to drawing Ticcijeff, honestly? It started out as simply drawing the two characters I liked when I was a kid back at the archaic era of 2015 Youtube interacting, then it kinda... it snowballed from there– 😭

They both make me happy individually, so I figured bringing them both together would give me twice the serotonin (which did tbh) alongside the parallels of them both being reborn through fire, and my growing interest in these two were only enabled further by the few good Ticcijeff fanfics on AO3 lmao

As for headcanons? I'm just gonna,,, link some posts abt my dynamics for them and their lore and background so far because if I wrote all my thoughts abt them here we'd be here all day. (though there's absolutely more to come)

About their Childhood friendship

Another post about their childhood friendship! (Featuring the two's dynamic, Jeff's intrusive thoughts, and some additional background info on Jeff)

About Jeff and Toby meeting years later

What happened following the previous post

As for general headcanons for the creepypastas? Their world is a little bit more fucked than our own. Strict rules are set by authorities, there's a tight curfew in place for the safety of people, and death and missing persons cases have become common enough in recent times that it's become a morbid part of normal life.

Unbeknownst to the lay person though, the killers and criminals roaming the night aren't the worst one could encounter. There are incomprehensible- even malevolent horrors that defy the rules of the universe, that cross the boundaries of logic and reason, and even the dead won't stay dead for long in this world. In a twisted universe plagued by death and unknown creatures, even the scum of humanity have to carve a place out for themselves and survive.

Soooo uh, yeah, that's a gist of it lmao, but I'm gonna dump some specific headcanons too for the creeps, especially for each characters like I did here for the girls and here for Jack and Ben eventually!

Also, as someone who's been out of the loop for years (I just joined the fandom officially this year, the only social media site I had back in 2015 was YouTube 😭) I HAD??? NO IDEA EX PROXIES WERE A THING WHICH IS HELLA INTERESTING

I'm definitely gonna write down and flesh out the proxies and their relationship with the Slenderman, but thaaatssss for another time 👉👉

[animatronic-assistant]

Mod: Im not spooking elara with this but I am sliding this in here for the mod cause i gotta see how u like it 👹

Mod: it gives Slenderman vibes in the best ways. *chef's kiss*

[favvnsongs]

anyways slenderman might have been a true chefs kiss absolute zenith example of crowd sourced storytelling

[murdafact]

PROXY, ticci toby. (pt 3)

summary: tobys obsession with a girl becomes something different

cw: toby breakin into ur dorm room, reader is 19 & in college

word count: 3.1k

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the last few months have been total shit. you've been stuck in a mental hospital for god knows how long.

being stuck in a place where you're deemed mentally ill is terrible, especially when you know the truth.

but thank god you were getting out today. you had to move into the school dorms, but it was better than being in the hospital.

as you stepped outside, you took a deep breath of the fresh air and felt relief wash over your body. you were finally out, and on top of that, slenderman's goons were gone now too. for now at least...you knew they'd be back soon enough. but for now, you wanted to just enjoy your freedom and the little bit of peace that came with it.

you finally reached the dorms after what felt like an eternity of walking, the cold air washing over you as you used your key to open the door.

the kitchen was comfortably modern and cozy, with wood cabinets and monochrome tiles along the walls. somehow, it managed to combine a professional look; chef-quality stainless steel appliances with an old wooden table. in the living room a plush sofa was nestled in front of floor-to-ceiling windows that overlooked the field across from where the dorms were held. seems decent enough, right? no. the bedroom was a mess. dirty clothes were strewn about, along with the occasional beer can or food wrapper. the bed was unmade and wrinkled sheets hung off of it in disarray. a desk leaned against one wall, its surface cluttered with papers and other random items that had been shoved there in haste instead of being put away properly. you sighed as you saw someone inside.

"hey, you're (y/n), right? im sabrina. sorry its a mess, i didn't expect you here this early.. let me help you get settled." she smiled, taking the bags. inspecting sabrina, she was a pretty redhead with her hair done up in a messy bun. her pale skin and face had been covered with dark makeup, her blood red lipstick slightly smeared off her lips. she was wearing a simple black tank and some grey sweats, the faint smell of a victorias secret perfume lingering on her body.

slightly taken aback by the stranger, you hesitantly accepted her offer and followed her further inside. she started picking up clothes off of the floor and making the bed across from hers while talking to herself about how it was good that someone had finally moved in since it had been empty for a while now. once she was done cleaning, sabrina stood back and smiled. "there you go." with a grateful smile, you thanked her for her help and she left the room to go about her own activities. as the door closed behind sabrina, you looked around your new living space with relief. everything seemed so much better now, at least for a while it would be.

weeks have passed, you and sabrina had become friends ever since you moved in. she went out to a party with some other people and you just finished studying. as you went to the kitchen, you heard a strange noise coming from the hallway and turned to see him standing in the doorway. he stood there like an ominous shadow, his face unreadable underneath that trademark hoodie and mask. his eyes seemed to burn with the need for something. you shivered at the sight of him, feeling a chill run through you like lightning in my veins as he stepped closer without saying anything. he moved slowly but steadily towards you until you were mere inches apart and you could feel his breath on your skin - cold and metallic against your flesh; it felt oddly calming yet terrifying all at once. your heart was pounding and your hands were shaking, you felt an unseen force pushing you against the wall. suddenly i heard a clink of metal, feeling a cold blade resting on your neck as he pressed in closer. with every passing second his knife edged nearer to puncturing through your fragile skin. in despair, you could only muster up one thought; what do i do now?

you looked up at him, your voice shaking. tears pricked the corners of your eyes as you begged for your life, pleading for him to spare you. your words tumbled out in a jumble – desperate pleas and half-sentences interrupted by sobs that shook through you like an earthquake, rattling every fiber of your being until all that was left was fear and desperation.

you finally thought you were free— safe from him. but here you are, toby's hatchet on the edge of your neck, threatening to draw blood.

pulling down his mask, he laughed maniacally. an awful sound that sent a chill through your body. his laughter was merciless and relentless, as if he were mocking you for your own suffering and weakness. you pleaded with him to stop, begging for mercy but seemingly unheard in the depths of his uncontrollable mirth. his face contorted in glee even as tears rolled down your cheeks; his joy only intensified the desperation and dread you felt at that moment so acutely it seemed like time had frozen around us both forever.

"i-ive been waiting so fucking l-long for this. for you.." toby's words were punctuated by each gasp of breath he took in between his laughter, and you shrank further back against the wall. your heart was pounding so hard i thought it would burst out of my throat, the terror within me obviously noticeable now. "tell me, why do you need anyone else w-when you have me?"

at this, i felt something inside me break. years of fear and trauma were now made manifest in the form of a broken sob that escaped my throat. i wanted to scream at him, to beg for mercy once more, but instead found myself silently shaking my head as tears streamed down my face. toby seemed taken aback by this display, his laughter slowly dying away. he rolled his eyes, "if you w-wont answer me, i'll make you."

toby quickly lifted up his hatchet, hitting you on the head with the back of it. your head was spinning, and then all went black. you felt a sudden shock in your skull that reverberated down through to the tips of your toes. you could no longer feel what was happening, consciousness slowly fading away like smoke in the wind.

he dragged her body through the woods, he was surprised she hadn't woken up by now from her head hitting the uneven ground. when he reached the mansion, it was empty and quiet. slender probably sent everyone on a mission. walking into his room, he threw her onto the bed. tying her hands and legs together in and leaving the room.

he had more important matters to attend to. he wanted her for so long, and finally got her where he wanted her.

toby went and got some rope from the basement, finding some old furniture he could use as a makeshift gag. going to the room, he tied her feet together, then tangled the ropes around her wrists, pulling them tightly behind her back. he stuffed a rag in her mouth and gagged it with tape before securing it in place.

toby hurried back to the basement, where bloody painter and ej had stored their strange experiments. he peered into the glass tanks filled with murky liquids as he hummed a tune. as toby continued to inspect the lab concoctions, something stirred in the back of his mind. (y/n) .. you were so.. perfect.. he thought. he picked up a syringe and a small vial full of clear liquid, ghb, and carefully stuck it into his pocket.

ghb was a popular drug. it was able to completely erase the persons memories once they took it or got it injected into their veins.

perfect..

he made way back to the bedroom, where he had left (y/n). his hands shook with anticipation as he walked closer and closer. he opened the door, to which he saw you still knocked out on the bed. his eyebrows furrowed into a frown, looking at your figure. you still had your pajamas on from the previous hours, your tank and plaid pants along with your dirty socks. he sighed, suddenly feeling a wave of guilt over him. maybe he should just kill you right then and there, just to get it over with. but he couldn't.

god, no. he loved you too much. even though you were just an average teenage girl, he was obsessed. too much to kill you.

just then, he watched as you woke up, your lashes fluttering at him. your eyes widened, seeing his unmasked face. you attempted to scream, until you realized your mouth was stuffed with a gag. "mmmf!" you said, confused. toby just chuckled,

he was about to respond but then suddenly remembered something more important- a plan he had been thinking of for a while. a way for you to forget everything. a way for him to make it seem like he was yours– or like you were his. a dumb, naive girl again. someone who would go under his every command. he pulled out the syringe from his pocket, nearing closer and closer to your neck. you tried pulling away, "stop s-struggling. you'll just make this harder." he said, his voice deep. the cold, pointy metal of the syringe poking at your neck. you felt him slowly stabbing your neck, the metal piercing through your fragile skin he stuck it in deeper, you felt yourself forming tears in the corners of your eyes. "don't cry. it'll be be-better this way." he said, caressing your soft skins, admiring.

you felt the liquid seep into your veins, going through your blood. soon enough, you fell back asleep.

hours have passed. you woke up, noticing you were laid in a bed, being covered by striped blankets. you looked around the room, only being lit by a small desk lamp . you turned your head to the wall and saw a bunch of pictures, seeing a girl in most of them. she looked unsuspected, seeing as she looked like she didn't even know she was being photographed. one was her in a park just reading a book, another while another was while she was sleeping. feeling creeped out, you backed away. you stepped down from the bed, your now bare feet hitting the cold hardwood floor. the wood creaked under you as you stepped, walking to the door. you opened the door, slightly peeking your head out and hearing small chatter. "what? what do you mean you just brought her in? do you know how much trouble we'll be in?!" a man yelled. "i already told him. i h-had this plan for months. and now i can finally go through with it." another spoke.

you backed away into the room, closing the door. you were confused. you felt like you didn't belong, like this wasn't your home. what plan was he talking about? did it include you?

toby and masky were in the kitchen. masky was yelling at toby for bringing someone in, a human girl to be exact. "why the hell is there a girl in your bedroom?" masky asked. "i brought her in. her name is—" "what? what do you mean you just brought her in? do you know how much trouble we'll be in?!" masky yelled. toby sighed, "i already told him. i h-had this plan for months. and now i can finally go through with it."

masky sighed, "you better hope this stupid ass plan works. if it doesn't, boss will kill you and her." he said, looking at him with contempt, then shaking his head and walked away, leaving toby alone.

toby sighed and headed back to the room. opening the door, he saw you cowering in the corner of the bedroom. he sighed. "you're awake." he ran his hand through his hair and sat at the foot of the bed "you don't need t-to be scared anymore. i-i'm safe." he lied. he was a danger to society and he knew it, but he didn't want you attacking and possibly running off. besides, how would you react if he told you he's a wanted serial killer?

you stayed in the corner, trying to decide whether or not you should trust him. you stayed silent for a while, desperately trying to remember him, hell if you even knew him. he could possibly be someone you don't even know. he sighed, turning his head and rolling his eyes. he figured that dealing with someone who lost their memories would be hard.

he started to think of a story, one that would be somewhat believable. "i'm your friend. you remember me, right? my name is t-toby." he said, to which you shook your head. "well, either way, we.. you, um, got into an accident. s-so i took you in!" he lied. you seemed to believe it. "b-but, how..?" you said, your puppy eyes looking at him. "it's a story for another day, are you hungry?" he asked, to which you nodded. you felt drained, mentally and physically.

he walked out the room, to which he was met face to face with hoodie. "tim told me about your little plan. is it going well? is she okay?" he asked. "s-she's none of your concern." he said, walking to the kitchen. "hm." hoodie hummed.

toby prepared a simple meal, and when it was done, he served you. you ate hungrily, finishing the meal in under a minute . "thank you .. " you said, voice calm but soft and quiet. he nodded, taking the plate and going to the kitchen to put it into the sink. he leaned against the marbled counter, wondering how he would deal with you. should he teach you how to be a killer like him, or keep your innocence ?

he decided on the first option. he would rather you to be like him instead of trying to hide you from everything. but, first he would have to make you get comfortable with him first. he sighed, he walked down the hall to clockwork's room, since she was the only one he really spoke to and wouldnt be weirded out from his question.

knocking on the door, he waited a few seconds before she opened the door, her green and clocked eye looking at him. "what?" she spat out, "calm down. i'm just asking for a favour." he asked, "do you have any extra clothes?" he sighed. "uh, yeah. for what?" she asked, walking to her closet and pulling out some shirts and pants from her drawer, "it's for uh.. a girl. dont worry about it." he said, walking inside but looking down at the floor.

clockwork dumped the clothes into his arms, "thanks c." toby said, walking to his room, carefully opening the door so he doesn't drop anything. he walked into you laying on the bed, bored out of your mind. "i'm surprised you didn't leave." he said, dropping the clothes on the bed. "i got you clothes so you can change." you sat up, going through the clothes. you decided on a pair of ripped jeans, a simple burgundy tee shirt and a black zip up jacket. he left the room so you could get changed.

when he left, you swiftly changed into the new clothes, and looked at yourself in a mirror he had nearby. looking at your features, you look exactly like the girl in those pictures. you got chills, but honestly thought nothing of it. he was your friend, right? maybe those pictures were consensual, although you had 0 memory of it. but then again, you had no memories.. you couldn't remember anything.

what a shame.

you shook off the thought and exited his room. were those pictures really you? you thought, walking down the empty halls into a living room, to which you met 2 new people, talking to toby in the dining room.

the first person you noticed was a tall, pale guy, with a slitten smiling face and jet black hair. although the scars were scabbed and seemed to be healing, it was like he was continuing to cut them fresh to keep the smile from healing fully. he was wearing a bloody white hoodie with black jeans and black vans. the other was a short, blonde, elf kid who was bleeding from his dark eye sockets . your head fuzzed, you felt like you could remember him, but you can't place your finger on where.

the pale guy suddenly spoke to toby, looking your figure up and down. "your little girlfriends here." he teased, chucking darkly. you tilted your head, confused. toby walked up to you, "we need to go, i have to train you." "for what?" you asked. "er, for.. fighting. yeah, fighting." he completely lied. you shrugged your shoulders and followed him outside and into an open field behind the house. "here." he gave you a fake knife, since he didn't want to hurt you since you're still a beginner. "i thought you meant fist fighting." you said, looking at the dull blade the knife had. "nope." he said. "try to dodge me." he said, lunging at you quickly, to which you dodged from reflexes and made him miss. "good job, but this is just a start." he smirked under his mask.

oh boy..

eventually, weeks turned into months and you got more comfortable with everyone in the mansion. sure, you made your frenemies, like jeff, or your best friends, like toby, jane and clockwork. you even got little sisters you never had, like sally and lazari.

but, that also means you had to change yourself to fit in with the others. your original (h/c) hair has now been dyed to a (d/h/c). you changed the way you did your makeup, your fashion, you got tattoos from a nearby tattoo shop and scars on your body from previous training with toby or clockwork,and overall changed your personality. you went from a naive girl to an independent woman, you didn't need a man.

although you had that mindset, you and toby started dating a while after you joined him in the mansion.

you were happy with him, and he was happy with you. now he doesn't have to sneak and take pictures of you, he can finally get them consensually whenever he wanted, and he didn't have to hide himself from you. you two went on missions together all the time, killing anyone you saw, and everyone who judged your relationship with him.

the end. ♡

─── 2023 MURDAFACT, do NOT repost as your own.

[himariafton]

~Creepypastas Favorite Food~

Slenderman: French Cuisine A Very Fine Taste~

JeffTheKiller: Korean BBQ Unexpected But Sounds Yummy~

NinaTheKiller: Asian Cousine Mainly Japanese Cousine My Favorite Type Of Cousine~

Ticci Toby: Breakfast Foods Mainly Chocolate Chip Waffles Hash Browns & Bacon/Sausage Yum~

Ben Drowned: Anything Really Isn’t A Picky Eater But He Loves Medival Type Cuisines From Jousting Events//Shows I've Been To Such Events Their Fun To Watch~

Clockwork: Girl Has A Sweet Tooth She Loves Sweets Much Like Me Irl I Don’t Blame Her Sweets Are Super Yummy Especially When Your Craving Something Sweet~

Masky: He Loves Mexican Food He Doesn’t Care Much For Places Like Taco Bell He Loves The Real Stuff More~

Hoodie: Bro Loves Homemade Homecooked Meals He Ain't A Picky Eater He Loves Bloody Roses Cooking When She Cooks In The Kitchen He Thinks Of Her As A 5 Star Chef~

Nurse Ann: She Loves Healthy Foods Especially Homemade Ones That Are Good For Your Health Not Surprising As She's The Manors Nurse~

Bloody Rose: She Loves Homemade Asian Cousine Especially Meals She Makes For Others But Fancy Resturants Are Fine As Well Girl Has Refine Taste~

Night Terror: A Poltergeist With A Huge Sweet Tooth Girl Ain't Happy If Theirs No Sweets In The Pantry She Throws A Ghostly Tempertantrum She Loves Her Sweeets Don’t Take Them Away From Her~

[highfiveheroes]

4 and 20 (haha nice) for the rat grinders!

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter? (rat grinders for both)

OOOH an excellent set of questions.

kipperlilly i’d throw into some kind of nancy drew-esque mystery video game on desktop, but it’d definitely take like a slenderman/amanda the adventurer twist where as the game progressed if you weren’t solving it fast enough she’d try to come out of the game and murder you in the woods. as far as friends, i do feel like she and oisin have a kind of camaraderie, but i LOVE the idea of her and ivy being on good terms and bitching about everyone all the time.

ruben belongs in one of those visual novel apps like episode where fantastical things happen and, as the love interest, he’s always right, always perfect, and never looked down on because he’s everyone’s favorite. i just think he’d thrive in an environment where it’s all love all the time and consequences aren’t real. i think he’d be a horrible influence on buddy but once buddy removes said stick from his ass i like to think they’d make each other worst (in the best way possible) but also ruben and fig as musical bffs who write songs together and have twitter beef that nobody can tell is a joke would also be fucking incredible.

oisin i think would be great in something like psych as the straight character, giving like carlton lassiter vibes. surrounded by chaos and always getting shown up, but he is genuinely good at his job when he lets them be. controversial opinion i think he’s only really good at being friends with ivy, i have a hard time seeing him bond with anyone else except maybe ? mary ann, and even then

speaking of mary ann. i would love to see her in the same episode stories as ruben as his voice of reason that gets ignored all the fucking time and she doesn’t give a shit so she gives up. for some reason i think she and buddy would also get along really well, mostly because she doesn’t care enough to tell him to shut up and he doesn’t care enough to ask her about herself. if not him then ivy as well, for similar reasons, except sometimes mary ann makes one bitchy comment after hours of ivy ranting and it’s so hysterical and well placed that ivy just loses it

ivy!!! put her as a judge on like project runway or master chef so she can be critical as hell and get very little slack for it because she’s just nice enough that everything is "constructive" criticism. she and oisin are made to be best friends of course but she could realistically slot in with anyone (the nature of being fake as fuck <3) so default to oisin, but if she’s having lunch with anyone else, it’s allowed

and buddy!!! buddy would ABSOLUTELY be cast on the fucking wiggles or something. or live action veggie tales. i think he’s really good with kids probably, nature of being family with the head of the church and needing to step up sometimes, so if he can spread the good word and teach the kids how to be polite and proper (and nonfunctional shh) he’d thrive. and as before, having him hang out with mary ann (out of pity on his part, nonchalance on hers) is a great combo but also he and ruben could make each other so much worse. if anyone sees ruben release a screamo hymnal, blame buddy

[realest-slenderman]

I collected one of the pages that was just some grocery list

my best guess is that's one of the parent slendermen or maybe a chef slenderman of the sort. Sorry our page/forest system is very disorganized

[thatoneslenderversefan]

do you have any hcs specifically for Cas? hes so silly :3

I think theres def some timeloop cycle shtuff going on with him and zach, considering the "i don't have siblings" thing in the newest upload. also the thing with the mind prison he put zach in is very intriguing (he also implies he was trapped himself in there at some point) do you have any theories or ideas about that?

i was thinking that mayhaps zach somehow caused him to be freed or something, but idk i rlly dont have any proof for that lolz i just think it'd be interesting storywise

So HC for cas:

He blasts the most funniest music ever like c'mon, in the video where he kidnapped Kay he was blasting girls just wanna have fun and then early he said cannibal by Kesha was good. So goofy.

Hes totally like an amazing chef lolz. Despite it being mostly people.

I feel like if he wasn't a psychopathic god creature thingy, he'd tots be girly pop /hj

He's probably insecure as hell considering he feels the need to be all powerful and shitz.

Now time for theories:

There's def something with time loops or sum like that I can smell it

Maybe the mind prison is like Cas's place of originality -aint saying birth cause he's like a god demon thing- and he knows how it would drive a normal person insane hence why he'd prob use it to keep Zach while he's puppeting.

I think Zach helped set Cas free cause of him talking about the slenderverse in one of his first videos. And most times in this fandom if you talk about Slenderman or interact with anything concerning him it's like catching a virus so maybe Zach accidentally caught the slendervirus or whatnot.

OH THAT LEADS TO ANOTHER THEORY

I think Zach used to be like us, just an audience or sum that watched the slenderverse and thought it was fake and then he like talked about it and then ended up being a part of it if that makes sense. It seems cool idk lolz. Tanks for the ask.

[lyriumheart]

my faggy slenderman chef of a wizard arriving at the court function like

[blackcat2907]

For the character ask, Zoro, Mihawk, and/or Doflamingo!

*cracks knuckles* Oh yeah, I am doing all three. Thank you for indulging in my hyperfixation with these characters. Be prepared for a long post!

RORONOA ZORO

First Impression: Okay, this guy seems cool. He's badass with a sword and he is hot. I like him. Impression Now: LOML! I love him so much! He is my baby and he will not hesitate to drop kick you if you disrespect his crew. I don't have the words to fully explain how much I love him. Favorite Moment: From the live action, when he fights Mihawk or when he declares his loyalty love for Luffy. In the anime, probably when he takes on Luffy's pain and bears it. "nothing happened" Idea for a Story: Well, I have a few, but right now it's between my Bounty Hunter Zoro betrays the Straw Hats at the end of OPLA and ends up joining the Heart Pirates or the Spade Pirates. The second idea is Winged AU child Zoro being raised by Mihawk. Unpopular Opinion: Zoro could have been a great traitor character. I genuinely like the idea of Zoro biding his time to stab everyone in the back. Favorite Relationship: Canon would probably be his loyalty to Luffy and non-canon would be ZoLaw or a parent-child relationship with Mihawk. (it's canon in my heart) Favorite Headcanon: Zoro has severe dyslexia.

DRACULE MIHAWK

First Impression: Okay, goth pirate who loves his naps. Impression Now: I love him. He is father material, he is daddy material, and he is housewife material. He is Zoro's father. Canon doesn't exist. Favorite Moment: When he destroyed the Don Krieg pirates for disturbing his nap. Like, yeah, they deserved it. Don't disturb a person's nap. It's rude. It's cruel. And you are inviting death when you do. Idea for a story: Winged au of being a father to Zoro and Perona, and another OPLA au where Mihawk joins the Straw Hats because Luffy refused his refusal. TLDR: Mihawk accidentally adopts five kids and suffers the consequences of becoming attached. Unpopular Opinion: He could have been an awesome ally to the Straw Hats instead of staying neutral. Favorite Relationship: His mentor-student relationship with Zoro and MiShanks. Favorite Headcanon: He is a vampire /hj Nah, my real favorite headcanon is that he wants to retire and become a simple farmer but stays in the game so Zoro can achieve his dream of taking his title of World's Strongest Swordsman.

DONQUIXOTE DOFLAMINGO

First Impression: Fashionable Slenderman. Tall, lanky man with pink feathered coat. Semi-cool design, ig. Don't know much about him to care enough. Impression Now: MY BOI JUST NEEDS A HUG AND NEEDED A LOT OF LOVE! Yeah, he's done a lot of bad, evil things. He's an incredible villain with Azula vibes imo. And like Azula, i think things would have been different if his mother had survived and was the main parent. I firmly believe Doffy was/is a Mama's boy. Favorite Moment: His speech on justice. Chef's kiss. It is beautiful. <3 Idea for a story: Well, I have some modern au ideas where he is still an evil mafia boss, but I take away the child slavery and slavery in general and anything to do with exploiting kids. Another idea I have is that his mom survives and how it affects everything. Unpopular Opinion: Doffy is incredibly evil but he was also manipulated by Trebol and had every right to be mad at his father for dragging the entire family down. Favorite Relationship: The manipulative relationship he has with Law. It's so interesting to watch and see how much his has affected Law. Favorite Headcanon: Deep down, he cared for his brother and he regrets killing Rosinante and how things developed.

I warned you it was gonna be long, but I hope you enjoyed! Feel free to send in more characters!