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while i have ur attention consider: transmigrator!shl
read pidw out of boredom
overworked corporate slave
died via truck-kun
trying to be as unappealing as possible to avoid marrying and papapaing lbh
#my art#svsss#sha hualing#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#liu qingge#transmigrator!shl#i think it would be really funny#shl could act as modern as she wants#and no one would bat an eye#'its just weird demon shit'#they all think in unison#meanwhile sy and sqh gesturing wildly at her at the unfairness of it all#airplane only has himself to blame#also disciple!sy is there too#i guess#also yes she made that shirt herself
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He was feeling left out
and the higher rez stills, since gifs always export as if you're sending messages through a metal can~
#you may be wondering why I put so much effort into this#I'm curious too funny how these things happen sometimes#anyways I think omega has jets on his back that would let him fly but consider: he wants to Look Cool#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#omega e123#sxsg#sonic x shadow generations#team dark#sxsg spoilers#sonic#idk how long I need to tag spoilers but I'll be nice#comic#having the camera shifted towards shadow for the middle bit was a Mistake#he is soooo much harder to draw than rouge asl;dkfj#like one degree off on the eyes and it becomes unviable I swear#except for profiles ironically that first panel was easy as hell#looking back on this I love how I Completely changed how I drew rouge's wings after the first panel#I think the difference was I just swapped refs and her character model was different lol#meanwhile I'm just blatantly cheating shadow's wings for the middle panel purely to fit them in at all#I truly love how oversized they are except for when I'm trying to make a readable composition#yet another reason he should've been back to the camera rather than facing it in the middle but so it goes#my art#doodles
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Happy Halloween! 🧼🥩🎃
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mouthwashing#lan wangji#wei wuxian#A mouthwashing crossover was always the plan but I ran out of time for a bigger comic. So a doodle it is!#***I am about to talk about some stuff that is not for the squeamish so please take caution from here on out***:#Okay. I know that people who know what goes down in mouthwashing are seeing this and going 'OP Why?'#BUT HERE ME OUT: Wangxian's canon kink dynamic would not bat an eye at this.#You think Wei 'I love being tied up and at the mercy of my loved one' Wuxian would *pass* on amputee-caregiver abuse roleplay???#No! He's a freak like that! 'Oh nooo I have only residual limbs and no voice to protest. And I need to take my medicine...'#Oh we even have a bonus cannibalism thing going on here. Maybe WWX needs to bring cannibalism into the bedroom. To heal.#They are not sane nor safe but certainly consensual.#Convincing Lan Wangji to get into the Jimmy cosplay is probably the most unrealistic part of this.#We hate Jimmy. That's why he is such an amazing character.#LWJ is his near polar opposite. Man takes responsibility like it's his daily vitamin.#edit: how could I forget. Happy birthday to wei wuxian. Being a freak in peace is the ultimate gift I can give him.
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Damn, Light legit thought people would find it ok to set up an explosive trap in your drawer just cuz you didn't want people reading your diary—
#like... that's even more suspicious than having a notebook titled “death note” with the names of criminals#you do realize that's more suspicious right?#no one would bat an eye if you showed them your death note and said “hey‚ I write the names of everyone I wish was dead to cope”#you could even add fake pages with the names of people in your day to day life‚ like an annoying teacher‚ so they don't die#therefore making the claim that's just a stupid notebook with a list of names you want dead seem valid#and the rules? eh just say it's creative writing. maybe even say it's inspired on Kira it's not loke they need to know when you got the note#idiot#death note#light yagami#yagami light
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my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#this is a joke post but it also. isn't#like. i understand that what I'm asking for is a very slippery slope especially in the hands of the average comic writers (hates women sm)#but consider that i think it would be neat if female characters in the batmythos had sex lives again...#babs was out here having cybersex with ted kord in the 90s! helena had sex! black canary had sex and was kinda a gotham chara back then!#cass is generally more interested in justice than in sex and i abide by that#(tho user @casscain-mainly has great meta diving into the portrayal of cass' sexuality! good read and was on the brain while typing this)#steph however? canonical sex haver and got done dirty for it#like. personally i prefer to imagine that steph having sex with dean was 100% her choice#idk man she just felt like it! she wanted to bone#and maybe there's other factors at play there- Dean is by all accounts deeply unpleasant as a person so no doubt-#-stephs chronic low self-esteem played into her choice of man here#but again i like to imagine that it was all sane and consensual (tho not safe which again. lots to ponder there-#-like ik dixon was NAWT thinking abt this at the time but Steph's mom is a nurse. a semi-absent nurse but a nurse nonetheless)#(i find it hard to believe that Steph didn't have a basic sex education. meaning it was either a freak accident she got pregnant-#-or a wildly ooc decision on her part. OR some kind of outside pressure put on her by someone/something)#(we'll never know bc dixon hates me personally)#BUT ANYWAY yeah Steph has some kind of canonical sex drive and is just. soundly punished for it#and then she's with Tim (Paragon of Male Virtue in Dixons eyes) so no sex whatsoever no no no ☝️#and she's never had a seriously considered love interest outside of Tim to ever consider having sex with#ALL THIS TO SAY. let Steph have sex again but without the narrative punishment in 2025#if this is what it takes to get her back in bat books so be it#also she should get to hook up with some age appropriate fellow heroes. as like fun one offs#who's in her age range? blue beetle (jaime)? circuit breaker? assuming we're trying to make this canonical and (sigh) can't pull women#I'm blanking on men who aren't vaguely too old/young for steph or gay. or just awkward (i.e like. kon el. that'd just feel weird yknow?)#ANYWAY yeah. Steph Brown stud era
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i think isolating the bats from their teams and external support systems is like….. functionally bad. like wdym red hood is on dicks speeddial but his actual soulmate donna troy isn’t. why is everyone in gotham. why do these people have no friends
#fic where the league never meets the bats and are super intimidated by them but somehow dick is still nightwing#every fic where people call jason for help instead of the titans or the bop#fic where wally hangs around dick 24/7 but there’s no linda or iris or the twins or hartley or anyone else mentioned#donna is just totally mia. roy is there for jason to get mad at or fight ollie for#kon waxes poetic about being a clone but is otherwise an accessory to tim#the bats are so smart and special and league is so afraid of them as if everyone doesn’t collectively think bruce is cringe#cass is in hong kong. again. for some reason#no one knows who garth is#look me in the eyes and tell me guy gardner would give a shit about bruce waynes menacing aura
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Danny moved to Gotham.
Freakshow is touring in Gotham.
Freakshow knows Danny is in Gotham.
Danny knows Freakshow is still after him.
Danny's faith in heroes has been shattered.
Danny turns to the only person powerful enough to run Freakshow out of town, hopefully for good.
Danny turns to the Joker for help.
The Joker is looking for a new punching bag sidekick after Harley Quinn left him.
Danny is just the perfect person to be shaped by the Joker's hands.
Danny becomes the new Joker Junior.
#pondhead blurbs#dpxdc#how we feeling about this fellas#i think it's an ideal angst fic#but i don't wanna write it lol#the younger danny is the worse it gets#someone said that danny shouldn't be afraid of the joker because he's a clown and freakshow is a ringmaster. not a clown#if i find that post i'll tag the creator cause i can't remember rn#but i'm imagining danny who is heavily traumatized and scared and lonely#finding out that one of his worst enemies he hoped to never see again is hunting him and is so close danny has to check his eyes every day#just to make sure they haven't turned red#his anxiety is out of control and he's not about to go find a Bat or Bird to talk to#who would believe him anyways? he's a monster#but danny needs help cause he will not survive this on his own and he knows it#freakshow haunts his every waking dream#but freakshow isn't from gotham. he doesn't have the city's curses engraved into his blood. he never died and he's not truly teasing death#so danny chooses to plead for help from the only predator bigger than freakshow (in his eyes) who IS from gotham#danny goes to the Joker. prepared to offer everything but his free will and free mind. he can't give those up. it's all he has.#danny is a feral house cat asking a tiger to take care of a mountain lion for him by offering the tiger his own liver on a silver platter#joker is...delighted? maybe? no one is quite sure. but he takes what danny offers.#here is this little boy. almost the same age as the second robin when he died. pleading for the JOKER to be his savior. this will be fun
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Time to over-analyze things with limited canonical information just because. Here are some of the reasons why Qing Jing may have been a hindrance to Shen Jiu's emotional development and solidified his corruption arc>>
Qing Jing was like the perfect peak to let all his mental wounds fester if you think about it.
Shen Jiu acting like nobility or an educated young master (as most disciples of Qing Jing are) is purely a coping mechanism. It literally screams masking! While the exact circumstances of how he got chosen for Qing Jing is unknown, we can assume he didn't have a choice since most disciples typically just follow their new master to wherever they take them from the selection grounds (with the exception of Bai Zhan lol). He was most likely hoisted onto the Qing Jing peak lord, as no master would've wanted him because of his fucked up meridians and late age. They acquiesced to take him anyway coz of Yue Qingyuan's/the sect leader's insistance. And because it's Shen Jiu, he would naturally do whatever it took to get to the top, and if he started acting like the very sort of people he hates, then so be it.
You can imagine how disastrous imitating his abusers is going to be (he's imitating noblemen in general, but he's definitely taking the Qiu's as a primary example). Shen Jiu clearly is trying to remove and forget everything about his past, and even accepts the rumours of him being a spoiled young master to cast away suspicion. He is coping hard. Not to mention, he was named QingQIU when he became Qing Jing's succeeding disciple. Listen I don't care if it was a bad coincidence or not but that doesn't endear me to Shen Jiu's shizun in the slightest (I'm only talking abt SJ's shizun in canon, not fics, the fics are great. But it's more than likely that SJ's shizun was negligent or abusive as well. Here's why I think that). Between all of this, there's no way he's processing any of that trauma when he's constantly forced to remember all of it. No wonder he slipped into the abuser role easily since he's literally out here actually being made to copy their behavior.
Qing Jing and even the rest of Cang Qiong were always hostile to Shen Jiu, even in his discipleship. These ppl went out of their way to run interventions on Shen Jiu when he's minding his own business. Yes I'm talking abt the whole brothel thing. There were doubtlessly so many disciples who went for the very reasons Shen Jiu was assumed of going for, so why is he the only one getting shit for it? Not only was going to brothels not even a crime worthy of conviction, it was even normalized to an extent. And it would've been so easy to figure out if he really was going for anything "lecherous" by just asking the women there. The fact that, that whole ordeal was never cleared up just shows they didn't actually care about the women or what he was supposedly doing to them. They only cared because it was Shen Jiu who was involved.
Shen Jiu being on any other peak would change things for sure even if it's marginally. Its probably just wistful thinking, but I know at least half of those peaks, even the fanon ones, would be better than Qing Jing at any rate. Again, Shen Jiu would claw his way up and try to succeed any way he can, so if he were put on another peak that would be a somewhat healthy environment for him, he would do well, regardless of the peak. Him doing well on Qing Jing doesn't mean anything other than showing off his awesome(horrible and problematic) coping skills. So really, I can't help but think Qing Jing wasn't a good fit for him, especially with Shen Jiu's specific brand of trauma.
I did a pole once asking if Shen Jiu would've done better on another peak, or if they were just curious to see him anywhere else, and I'm not surprised that the most voted for peak was Yin Hui, the fanon peak for espionage and assassins. Now I'm going to go another tangent why Yin Hui would be good for him later.
#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#og shen qingqiu#scumbag self saving system#svsss#mxtx svsss#take my opinion with a grain of salt im just saying stuff#qing jing peak#cang qiong mountain sect#i want him on yin hui#for reasons#like imagine if his shizun on yin hui just gave him blanket permission to kill ppl as stress relief#no one would even bat an eye#the other head disciples watching him scrible away formulas and recipes for poison in meetings:#just yin hui being yin hui smh#and proceed to just watch in fascination#as the poisons gradually become more violent and agonizing in how they cause the deaths#mqf helps with sj's poison research sometimes lol
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Alfred takes his first vacation 9 months after Jason comes to stay at the manor. He’s in England for two weeks visiting friends and traveling through his old homeland.
Jason and Bruce are home alone with each other and Jason has really only started to get comfortable. It’s a long two weeks, but they make it through.
When he comes back, he gives Jason a small souvenir he brought back with him and Jason asks him a million and one questions about how it went and who he saw. Alfred laughs and says that for Jason’s spring break the two of them should take a trip there together. They could go see some plays or the royal ballet or even visit some of the castles. Jason is a little stunned at the idea but is very excited. He asks if Alfred ever took Bruce or Dick.
Alfred says that neither of them had a particular interest in some of the things he did, but that they took other trips together. Jason ask if he’ll get to meet some of Alfred’s friends from the service or if he can see where Alfred went to school or any one of a hundred other questions.
Jason’s nervous when it’s finally time to go to England but Alfred tells him Bruce offered to drop them off in the batplane so they wouldn’t have to take public transit. It’s also so Bruce can say goodbye at the absolute last minute. Because it’s only a week, but Jason’s only been with him about a year and been formally adopted less than half that time.
So Alfred shows him as much as he can. They go to the theater and Alfred takes Jason to his favorite play. They go to the ballet together, visit some castles, it’s peaceful in a way Gotham isn’t. And for how used to the city Jason is, Alfred brings him down to a steadier pace.
They have a lot of fun and Jason only ignores directions once on account of not being able to hear him too well when they’re taking the tube in London, which is easily forgiven.
Jason asks Alfred about other holidays he took in Europe, or the other countries he’s traveled to. It’s when Jason himself really begins to open up about his life on the streets or living with Willis or Catherine. Alfred is sharing so many stories with him that Jason slowly starts to reciprocate.
Alfred introduces Jason to two of his old friends, one who owns a pub and tries to let Jason have a sip of beer and the other whose wife runs a shop that Jason picks out souvenirs for Bruce and Dick from.
When it’s time for Bruce to come pick them up, Jason asks if they’ll come back. Not on all of Alfred’s vacations, but on shorter ones together. Alfred says he would be delighted to do so.
#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#alfred pennyworth#sub plot that one of alfred’s friends is down on their luck and tries to random jason to bruce for money and alfred has the man at gunpoint#while he’s holding a knife to jason and monologuing about how well alfred had it after the service and alfred tells him if he’d just asked#for the money he’d have given it to him there was no need to bring a child into this and then alfred signals something jason ducks and#alfred shoots the man telling jason “we don’t have to tell master bruce everything that went on in this trip ey lad?’’#and jason realizes alfred would do anything to protect him#also bruce and dick getting gag gifts and keeping them forever even if they’re ugly except they were cop outs because jason kept#the real souvenirs he meant to give them but was too nervous they wouldn’t like so he holds onto them waiting for a birthday of xmas#but does before he can give bruce and dick their real souvenirs and it’s not until after red hood starts working with the bats again#he sees they kept the gag gifts all these years and works up the courage to give them the real ones#*randsom jason for money jfc these tags are long#*dies before he gives the gifts
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I don’t know Ya’ll, there’s an awful lot of pearl clutching over the Typhlosion myth for a fandom where Ash’s mom dating a Mr.Mime has been one of the most common jokes for a couple decades now
#Pokémon#Teraleak#Typhlosion Commotion#not to mention the canalave city library about humans and pokemon being indiscernible#and the tourist girl in USUM I think it was that was heavily implied to be currently dating a Machamp#strange how now it’s an issue when it’s very clearly a direct reference to an eastern myth replacing#the real world animal with typhlosion. funny how that works#if it had been a humanoid pokemon no one would’ve batted an eye#and if it was a feminine one people get weird over like gardevoir or lopunny ir salazzle#people would joke the other way
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Hastily done before I go to work but do you see my vision. I may or may not gather up the spoons to actually redraw this one day but DO YOU SEE IT...
#tokyo debunker#shitpost#romeo lucci#taiga hoshibami#sho haizono#everyone eats birds from sho's food truck and nobody bats an eye#but taiga eats ONE bird and it's all oohh he's insane that's disgusting why would you do that#the poor love dove though...#smh shouldn't have been delicious
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What we need season 8 to start out with is just Buck and Eddie sharing a bed, cuddling and then kissing each other gently. And Buck is like, “so that took forever”
And Eddie who’s barely awake just grumbles and pulls Buck closer, mumbling “It did. Now go back to sleep, Buck”
#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 on abc#maya has thoughts#they’re already such a slow burn that no one would even bat an eye if they just started doing that#literally they have no concept of personal space
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guys is this alenoah
#if you put this dialogue in an alenoah drawing no one would bat an eye#bringing back my mlp world tour au#mlp#mlp art#my little pony#my little pony art#mlp au#total drama#total drama world tour#starlight glimmer#moondancer mlp
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loki turns into a flock of crows and everyone assumes this is normal loki business but actually he's been vampire cursed for a month now and no one has Noticed
#i love the idea of loki doing a bunch of unrelated side quests and it just passes everyone by they don't even notice#thor is like uhhh yeah loki's in the library he's been there a week now and loki is actually on alfheim running from a giant crocodilo#'was he bleeding just then when he passed?' 'library is a wild place' 'looked like fang marks??' 'i don't know what books he is reading'#loki gets vampire cursed and everyone is like sure it's weird that he's biting people but it's probably a loki thing#those mages do strange things all the time ya know? we don't want to discourage the boy#no one is going to notice anything weird unless loki is in short sleeves or something because THAT would be concerning#sharp teeth and eyes glowing in the dark? sudden desire to drink blood and turn into bats? eh. typical seidrmadr behaviour. (probably)
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Any theories or thoughts on what might've happened with the Flevance royals?
It's possible that the Flevance Royals were installed as royalties in a different Kingdom. The same happened with Wapol, so this isn't something the WG doesn't do.
But I think they were killed.
It's almost impossible to not develop any symptoms while living in a country for generations where the use of a toxic metal is extremely widespread. Even if it was cured, the risk of the disease's re-emergence in future generations would remain. I don't know if genetic treatments were a thing, but I doubt the WG would go so far to treat a bunch of fallen royals who were no longer of any use to them. Better to play it safe and eliminate everyone so the trouble stays under the rug.
Then what was the point of sending a ship for their evacuation? Maybe to escalate the state of chaos, and trigger instability near the borders. In absence of a government, the civilians armed themselves and engaged in a war.
The WG waited until the situation reached a point where all neighboring countries wanted these people dead, so the marines could enter the scene as 'heroic peacekeepers' and wipe them out without a fuss.
How ironic would it be for the most prepared and privileged to be eliminated while a boy alone survives and cures himself..
#the book doffy was reading has to be banned/illegal/lacking information bc no way the government would allow the truth to spill#an entire population so dehumanized that no one bats an eye when they're wiped out#wish it was something that only happens in fiction#one piece meta#one piece theories#asks#trafalgar law#mine
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I am of the DPxDC belief/headcanon that any variation of Danny who grew up poor in Gotham during his formative years before moving to Amity Park would not be friends with Sam without friction at first. It makes things more interesting and imo allows for more exploration of different themes plus character growth for Sam that she doesn't really go through in canon.
(this doesn't only apply to a DPDC au where Danny grew up in Gotham poor, but it was the first thing that I thought of where this might happen considering my Childhood Friends au.)
Now Sam's a compassionate girl, it's one of her defining character traits, but so is her hypocrisy and judgy-ness. She's the Not Like Other Girls' girl. This is in part of the show's narrative framing that makes her out like this, unfortunately though its still showing how she is as a character since its consistent enough to be part of her character description. There are also times where the show's depiction of her activism makes it look like she's performative about it. All of this makes her dynamic with a Danny who grew up poor in Gotham very interesting.
Anyways, Sam is aware of her privilege to an extent, but still has her blindspots - glaring ones, in some cases. Her self-righteous attitude would not go over well with a crime alley kid Danny. He'd like her, at first, but then she'd do something to make him mad - personally I think her judging people for not being vegan would annoy him the most, or at least would be the breaking point for him, because it was only recently that his family started actually being able to consistently put food on the table at all, good food nonetheless. And being vegan is expensive.
Any other behavior he noticed from her he'd slowly stop tolerating - her judging conventionally attractive girls and automatically assuming they're vapid and shallow for being feminine. Her anti-capitalist beliefs start coming off as superficial at worst, and Danny would eventually figure out that Sam either came from a family that was well off, or that she wasn't aware if her family was experiencing financial struggle.
He would still be friends with Tucker, but since Tucker imo is still friends with Sam, they'd still run into each other often enough to butt heads. Sam's got a nasty habit of refusing to take responsibility when she's wrong, but when Danny is arguing with her, and counterpointing her with stuff she can't retort back at without compromising her own beliefs, then forces her to start reflecting on herself. Especially when Tucker eventually starts siding with Danny and agreeing with him.
Does sam genuinely care about her beliefs and philosophies? Survey says yes. However that doesn't mean she's not ignorant, and she definitely is at times throughout the show (like when she released the purpleback gorilla thinking it 'wanted out of its enclosure' despite the fact that it was endangered and in an urban area) and I think it'd be a real fascinating dynamic between Danny and Sam to explore.
This isn't Sam hate btw, nor am I trying to make her out like "the worst person ever" bc she's not, i wanna make that explicitly clear. Sam Manson has a lot of positive traits about her but she also has an equal amount of negative traits that I think should be explored, she is not immune to the character development.
#dpdc#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc#dpdc headcanon#dpxdc headcanon#dpxdc danny fenton#dpxdc sam manson#on a funnier note to me Danny asks Sam how much a loaf of bread costs and she can't tell him bc she doesn't know#she's an activist but also look me in the eyes and tell me she knows how much stuff at the grocery store costs#rich girl advocate sam vs crime alley kid danny FIGHT#does sam genuinely care about her beliefs and philosophies? survey says yes. however that doesn't mean she's not ignorant#cfau danny calls her privileged once and sam turns a new shade of red#this isn't sam hate btw i wanna make that explicitly clear#she's great i love her hOWEVER i am not blind to her flaws and i think it gets ignored by fanon AND canon in favor of girlbossing her#this also brings up the idea that Sam (based on her releasing the gorilla) would either respect damian wayne or HATE him bc she's judgy#and one of her flaws is her moral superiority over others. how very christian of you Sam - and i know she's jewish. thats part of the irony#he'd open an animal rehabilitation center and she'd assume the absolute worst. its hilarious. Damian would eat her alive#im taking a bat to a hornet's nest i think
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