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Antagonist’s constant old-man body (physical stress) problems vs wife being older than him FIGHT
#very soon after he retires she calls him an old man for making dad noises getting up from a chair#and he goes >:( shut up you’re almost forty >:( cradle snatcher#and makes her laugh#he’s 25 when the prequel starts and she’s like 32? so he’s her age and she IS almost 40 when he retires#big fuckin robots and stuff
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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headcanon that percy is historically hard to beat at monopoly. and it's intially the most mind-boggling thing ever watching him turn the tide of a game. because he's definitely losing at the beginning. but percy is not only an amazing strategist. he has a deep understanding of money and knows how and when to bet on the board. he knows when to test his luck. and he's amazing at getting into people's head.
#don't place your bets on percy's opponent#because what is his life if not turning the tide in his favor?#i honestly think annabeth can definitely challenge and win a handful of games against him#but he does not make it easy for her and she both hates and appreciates him for it#headcanon that he and estelle routinely team up against annabeth because she views percy as the king of the game#(plus he make funny voices when reading from the cards and it makes the girls laugh)#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#estelle blofis#percabeth + estelle
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Sketching while streaming s5...
Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)
Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:
(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)
#yes I realize Jon and Martin are in different fucking art styles let me live#do not accuse me of being AI this difficulty drawing hands is all natural I worked hard drawing for years just to fucking suck at it#update I listened to 170 I heard it was devastating but my ass was LAUGHING#poor martin but omg me and my buddy had everywhere at the end of time in the background and shit was so funny#he forgor 😭💀#it was emotionally devastating at the end tho Jon suggesting he stay there um btich NO?!#Jon the literal Lonely is not worse tham being around you get a fucking grip#helen continues to be the best character her showing up for the juicy gossip is so fucking real#anyagays#tma#tma podcast#the magnus pod#tma fanart#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#my art#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#tma jmart#tma season 5#tma spoilers#i have to make a diagram for my jon and martin designs for s5 SO bad#if only i could draw jon.... >:(#i need u guys to know that my martin loves plaid and jon is wearing a plaid shirt thats too big in s5... inchresting....
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Finally, you'll be in the right age bracket.
Epilogue Part 1 First < Previous Episode > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51, Ep 52, Ep 53
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#nathalie likes a person who can make her laugh U_U#epilogue#scarlet lady#scarlet lady au#scarlet lady comic
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stede bunnet
#no thoughts just ed and his emotional support bunny#i felt like a genius coming up with stede bunnet this better make you laugh#because im still giggling over it#praying that his name is anything close to this because i need it#fun fact my bunny who sadly passed away in 2020 looked exactly like the one ed adopts and it made me cry a bit seeing that scene#her name was soe and I changed my username for her#she was the most prcious baby she got me through all the hardships#so I believe stede bunnet can do that for ed too#ofmd#ofmd 2#our flag means death#our flag means death 2#ofmd fanart#edward teach#taika waititi#blackbeard#ofmd 2 fanart#my art#digital art
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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt
#i also like starting applause i'm really good at it and have a high score in it#i make entire groups cheer a lot. my friends are used to it . i am bolstered by so many of them being theatre kids#im like. let's celebrate! :) a guy did a thing well!!! :)#once we helped someone parallel park and it was SUCH a hard road to do it on#this is in boston. so death be upon drivers. also it was during st. anthony's feast. in the north end. iykyk#and we helped her get in there (one of my friends tbh stood in traffic for her)#and we cheered when she finally parked. she got out and she was crying and laughing and was like#''that was the hardest thing ive ever done ur so sweet''' and meanwhile we were PARTYING#just stone cold sober but like YEAH GIRL YOU DID THE HARD THING FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!#i've been bullied for so much lol i am immune to most insults at this point bc im like#girl when i was 12 i'd already heard every insult and good lord were they specific. just plain ''crazy'' aint it
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percy's the kind of guy to be playing basketball, point to annabeth and say "this one's for you", then completely miss
#he actually did it on purpose to make her laugh#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#annabeth chase#percabeth#riordanverse
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meng mo should have had male lovers in the past that he lore drops on binghe and binghe’s just “??????? but you said me and shizun were unnatural and immoral” “yeah but that’s a you problem”
#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#meng mo#peepaw has had it gang#in honour of bog mommy miaoqing and the work i do to make her laugh#.txt
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*at the war council*
jayce: okay so then we'll need a distraction to plant the bomb on viktor's cacoon thing
caitlyn: I'll do it
jayce: great, how will you distract them
caitlyn: I'll slay
jayce: slay like... kill them?
caitlyn: no I'll be so hot they won't be able to look away
jayce: ......
jayce: cait that's never going to work
vi, who's been distracted the whole meeting: oh it'll definitely fucking work
#mel is just nodding in agreement with caitlyn the whole time#as she has also used that tactic before#they went with the toxic gas plan in case the noxians were all gay men#jayce is immune to cait's hotness due to her little sister status#arcane#all i do all day is make myself laugh with my own stupid posts#arcane shitpost
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what's worse -- feeling the depths of your desire for the first time, or having all your closest friends around to witness it?
prints ♣︎ song
#dungeon meshi#marcille has always been ambitious but up until this point she's primarily driven by fear#desire for desire's sake is a new concept for her (after 50 years!!) and it totally overwhelms her#she is so beloved for that.#ryoko. kui. is. brilliant. I can't overstate that enough. and she's FUNNY about it too like??? girl#don't make me squawk laugh after I just burst into tears two pages ago. ms. kui you're too powerful#dungeon meshi spoilers#marcille donato#senshi#izutsumi#laios touden#chilchuck tims
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annoyingmammalpenisstorysubplot
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#screencap#s02e17 “All In”#CIGARS ARE REQUIRED ON ENTRY#cuddy saying her stack and balls are bigger ty for your service#smoking in the sunrise laughing together agh#making me sick
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I don't care how gay the wicked movie is or whatever this site can't gaslight me into taking ariana grande seriously all of a sudden
#it makes me feel insane I thought five minutes ago we were all laughing at her long storied career of racefishing#txt#muted#muted notifs at 196 notes as I'm too tired for a hit post atm. glad I'm not alone though
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possibly the funniest thing in this season of bridgerton is when colin comes to comfort penelope after lady whistledown writes about them and she says something like “oh, it would’ve been suspicious had she not written about it”, like ??? yes, penelope, that is SUCH a normal thing to say to someone who doesn’t even suspect you to be lady whistledown 😭😭😭
#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#polin#text#like it made me laugh so hard SKRJSLFJSLKDKE i love her sm#panicking for no reason like girl you are speaking to colin not eloise#wdym ‘it would’ve been suspicious’ suspicious to WHOM 🤨#suspicious WHY 🤨#and colin’s just like ‘okay’ like my guy didn’t even acknowledge it as something strange#he just wanted to make sure his pookie was okay#i’m crying i love them sm 😭
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Vi after act 1: Pitfighter beating her opponents and drowning herself in alcohol
Caitlyn after act 1: Being manipulated by a warlord, rebounding with one of her soldiers in order to take her mind off Vi
Jayce after act 1: The void. Timeloop or sent to the future idk but he's definitely seen the horrors
Mel after act 1: Kidnapped, watched her friend die, reuniting with her brother (who is definitely not her brother) and awakening secret powers
Viktor after act 1: Left his science partner, started a cult, healing and possessing his followers
Jinx after act 1: You know what time it is, Isha? B E E T L E T H R O W D O W N 🪲🪲🪲🪳🪳🪳🤜🤜🤜
#does make me laugh that all of their first appearances in act 2 are super serious except jinx who is making beetles fight#for her and isha's amusement lol#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#act 2 spoilers#jinx#jinx arcane#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#caitlyn kiramman#vi#vi arcane#violet arcane#caitvi#mel medarda#mettys posts#metty posts
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I’m fucking dying Astarion’s early party banter is him just flirting with all the companions and striking out; none of them are having it. When he comes on to Tav at the party, not only is he manipulating them, but they are literally his last choice. Not even plan b or c, Tav was plan ‘fuck it, I guess we’re doing this!’ and that clown still fell into his own pit trap.
#My roommate asked me why I romance him and like him so much#because all I tell her when we sit on the couch playing our respective games next to each other is what a snarky bastard he is#the answer is that he’s funny#my roomie said ‘i guess that’s fair. A guy can get away with manipulating me if he’s pretty and makes me laugh’#bg3 astarion#baldurs gate tav#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion x tav
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