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tedthetalk · 7 months ago
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Antagonist’s constant old-man body (physical stress) problems vs wife being older than him FIGHT
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marypsue · 1 year ago
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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demigods-posts · 2 months ago
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headcanon that percy is historically hard to beat at monopoly. and it's intially the most mind-boggling thing ever watching him turn the tide of a game. because he's definitely losing at the beginning. but percy is not only an amazing strategist. he has a deep understanding of money and knows how and when to bet on the board. he knows when to test his luck. and he's amazing at getting into people's head.
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saragrosie · 5 months ago
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Sketching while streaming s5...
Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)
Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:
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(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)
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zoe-oneesama · 6 months ago
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Finally, you'll be in the right age bracket.
Epilogue Part 1 First < Previous Episode > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51, Ep 52, Ep 53
Ko-fi
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hansoeii · 1 year ago
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stede bunnet
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inkskinned · 5 months ago
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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt
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percy's the kind of guy to be playing basketball, point to annabeth and say "this one's for you", then completely miss
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shizunitis · 4 months ago
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meng mo should have had male lovers in the past that he lore drops on binghe and binghe’s just “??????? but you said me and shizun were unnatural and immoral” “yeah but that’s a you problem”
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becasbelt · 18 days ago
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*at the war council*
jayce: okay so then we'll need a distraction to plant the bomb on viktor's cacoon thing
caitlyn: I'll do it
jayce: great, how will you distract them
caitlyn: I'll slay
jayce: slay like... kill them?
caitlyn: no I'll be so hot they won't be able to look away
jayce: ......
jayce: cait that's never going to work
vi, who's been distracted the whole meeting: oh it'll definitely fucking work
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llamahearted · 7 months ago
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what's worse -- feeling the depths of your desire for the first time, or having all your closest friends around to witness it?
prints ♣︎ song
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thankstothe · 7 months ago
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annoyingmammalpenisstorysubplot
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brotherdusk · 10 hours ago
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I don't care how gay the wicked movie is or whatever this site can't gaslight me into taking ariana grande seriously all of a sudden
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cuntmand · 7 months ago
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possibly the funniest thing in this season of bridgerton is when colin comes to comfort penelope after lady whistledown writes about them and she says something like “oh, it would’ve been suspicious had she not written about it”, like ??? yes, penelope, that is SUCH a normal thing to say to someone who doesn’t even suspect you to be lady whistledown 😭😭😭
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mettywiththenotes · 1 month ago
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Vi after act 1: Pitfighter beating her opponents and drowning herself in alcohol
Caitlyn after act 1: Being manipulated by a warlord, rebounding with one of her soldiers in order to take her mind off Vi
Jayce after act 1: The void. Timeloop or sent to the future idk but he's definitely seen the horrors
Mel after act 1: Kidnapped, watched her friend die, reuniting with her brother (who is definitely not her brother) and awakening secret powers
Viktor after act 1: Left his science partner, started a cult, healing and possessing his followers
Jinx after act 1: You know what time it is, Isha? B E E T L E T H R O W D O W N 🪲🪲🪲🪳🪳🪳🤜🤜🤜
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kiss-my-asymptote · 1 year ago
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I’m fucking dying Astarion’s early party banter is him just flirting with all the companions and striking out; none of them are having it. When he comes on to Tav at the party, not only is he manipulating them, but they are literally his last choice. Not even plan b or c, Tav was plan ‘fuck it, I guess we’re doing this!’ and that clown still fell into his own pit trap.
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