#and losers

[miraofhearts2point0]

this is so lazy I’m crying

[painmiau]

tiktok emoji yuri

(happy emoji design by @sauce-scootart)

[doodles-with-noodles]

Me writing my Sidaech (witches) from an outsider’s perspective: they’re powerful. Unnatural. If they become powerful enough they can become Saints. They’re a mix between warrior and scholar. You don’t want to cross one if possible.

Also the Sidaech I’ve actually written so far:

Sankt Lysander: man literally too angry to die. Immortal loser weirdo. Creepiest Saint in town. Evil advisor type of guy. Tries to offer Sainthood to someone else and they go “I fucking hate you, I don’t want an eternity with you”

Mathildis Vauk: pretty glowing light powers go brr. Constantly suffering. So gay he accidentally gave a court outsider a recipe to start the Skodr civil war, after 200 years of court outsiders not being allowed to visit the seidr science court to prevent a war.

Karyna Šarić: no idea what she’s doing at any given time except that she’s part of the healer’s guild, dramatic as hell, being a water witch and healer literally cannot stop her from violence

Cian Kilmoore: stressed no-feelings policy, absolutely criminal, kills someone for blackmailing him, nice electricity magic and no nerve for it, was once a healer and now gets harassed by his extended family of pacifists and by the weirdo Saint, screws over all the political parties in the city because he’s a hater

Jonah Scout: modern day university student surviving on spite and microwave meals. Latches onto grumpy private investigator like a school pond leech. Fancy teleportation powers but is studying computer science and is greying early because of it. His biological parents quite literally lost him.

[scurvyratt]

I like how all the Oz tik tok editors (there’s like 3 probably) edit adebisi and schillinger in particular… but what’s insane is that they’ll use clips of them committing r*pe?? Like omg that is bizarre actually…

And like ofc not all edits glorify characters, but the ones that I see DO. They’re like “omg schillinger and adebisi are so cool… now look at them r*ping someone!” Like you guys are weirdos lol

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[ravenkings]

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[miiilowo]

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

[hunny-k]

This is the funniest way you could've put it

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

two of them

[metamorphesque]

"Beautiful Losers", Leonard Cohen

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[whirriscool]

im slowly losing it

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[xazse]

Loser!Gojo with a long distance girlfriend he finally gets to meet and goes mad.

Loser!Satoru really can’t believe he’s managed to even get a girlfriend let alone an online relationship, he met you on an old game barely anyone plays and instantly clicked with you, you shared the same nerdy interests with things like monsters and magic.

His days with you are spent calling and texting for hours on end, he’ll spend his entire day just sitting on the phone talking about absolutely nothing with you! He loves it so much! It’s to the point where he’ll oversleep from being up all night and miss a lecture, you always scold him for not setting alarms.

Things start innocent and cute at first then you both get needy, the phone calls get nastier and nastier, with you sending him some of the raunchier photos of yourself, he fucking loves it. He’s a loaded dude so sending you some money to buy the next “it” lingerie is absolutely worth it in his opinion.

He’ll almost always in return send you videos of him pathetically jerking off his cock and whining so girlishly into the phone about what you do to him and what he’s going to do to you when he gets his hands on you.

The phone sex is downright sinful: it just exists of nasty squelching noises; you making sure Satoru can hear how wet he makes you and vise versa with him.

It gets to the point where he literally flies out to see you, he needs you in his embrace immediately and so damn badly, he’s straining in his pants thinking about your cute self.

When you see him, you figure out how really awkward he is, you have to carry the conversations but you don’t mind at all! It’s so cute seeing him stutter in your presence trying to formulate a sentence.

That night you two really can’t wait, fucking each other the same day you finally see one another is needed.

Satoru fucks you like he doesn’t even know you, his cock filts inside you so fucking nicely, he’s not big but he makes up for it with his speed and the way he’s perfectly hitting that sweet spot inside of you. You’re practically dripping and gripping his cock no not practically: you are.

As much as he tries to put on a big front while destroying you, you know he’s just a sensitive thing that’s holding his orgasm for you, it’s not long before he’s cumming into the condom with a drawn out groan before you. He gets hard again pretty quickly and after a quick pause he pushes inside your cunt again, wanting to do it all over again.

He also tries his hardest to not drool all over your neck, he doesn’t want to embarrass himself!