#and losers

[operationandre]

cal who lets andre copy all of his english and history homework as long as he can copy andre’s math and science homework.

[doodles-with-noodles]

Me writing my Sidaech (witches) from an outsider’s perspective: they’re powerful. Unnatural. If they become powerful enough they can become Saints. They’re a mix between warrior and scholar. You don’t want to cross one if possible.

Also the Sidaech I’ve actually written so far:

Sankt Lysander: man literally too angry to die. Immortal loser weirdo. Creepiest Saint in town. Evil advisor type of guy. Tries to offer Sainthood to someone else and they go “I fucking hate you, I don’t want an eternity with you”

Mathildis Vauk: pretty glowing light powers go brr. Constantly suffering. So gay he accidentally gave a court outsider a recipe to start the Skodr civil war, after 200 years of court outsiders not being allowed to visit the seidr science court to prevent a war.

Karyna Šarić: no idea what she’s doing at any given time except that she’s part of the healer’s guild, dramatic as hell, being a water witch and healer literally cannot stop her from violence

Cian Kilmoore: stressed no-feelings policy, absolutely criminal, kills someone for blackmailing him, nice electricity magic and no nerve for it, was once a healer and now gets harassed by his extended family of pacifists and by the weirdo Saint, screws over all the political parties in the city because he’s a hater

Jonah Scout: modern day university student surviving on spite and microwave meals. Latches onto grumpy private investigator like a school pond leech. Fancy teleportation powers but is studying computer science and is greying early because of it. His biological parents quite literally lost him.

[dawnofiight]

This is how shocked I am by that information

[painmiau]

tiktok emoji yuri

(happy emoji design by @sauce-scootart)

[scurvyratt]

I like how all the Oz tik tok editors (there’s like 3 probably) edit adebisi and schillinger in particular… but what’s insane is that they’ll use clips of them committing r*pe?? Like omg that is bizarre actually…

And like ofc not all edits glorify characters, but the ones that I see DO. They’re like “omg schillinger and adebisi are so cool… now look at them r*ping someone!” Like you guys are weirdos lol

[realace]

For DADWC fenders "I have no money for Wicked Grace this week, please help me cheat at cards!"

@dadrunkwriting It's Fenders but mostly Anders being drunk :)

"Fenris," Anders whispered. "Fenris!" Though whether he was actually whispering was a mystery. Anders had learned very early in the Wardens that when he drank he lost control over his speaking volume. Fenris wasn't paying attention to him though, so maybe he just had to whisper louder. Justice was saying something in the back of his head, something perhaps about it being a bad idea? But this was a wonderful idea, so that was probably what Justice was saying instead. Thanks for being such a good friend, Justice. The fuzzy grumbling that came back wasn't too positive but Justice had terrible communication skills regardless, so he probably just had to learn how to properly take a compliment.

And moving closer was probably a good idea. That alongside whispering louder would simply be a fool-proof way of getting Fenris' attention. He scooted his way on the couch to sit right next to Fenris, his body heat sinking into Anders' side as he leaned over to whisper. "Fenris!" This seemed to get a response as the body underneath him was shaking. Was Fenris laughing? What was the joke? Anders also wanted to be in on the joke. He would find out after, first - "Fenris, I have no money for Wicked Grace, please help me cheat at cards!" This time Anders was sure Fenris was chuckling. He pouted before reaching up to whisper directly into his left ear. "I'll make it up to you, promise," he whined. Suddenly there was a hand petting his hair, that was nice. So nice. Getting drunk was so nice. Was Fenris going to help him cheat? He was still laughing. Anders wanted in on the joke. "What's so funny?" Anders nuzzled into Fenris' shoulders. He really was a very comfortable person to lean into. Fenris pulled him upright, and Anders was temporarily awestruck by just how beautiful Fenris was. That was before he realized that Fenris had been talking and decided to pay proper attention. "Anders, everyone has gone home." Fenris pointed at the empty couch across from them and the deck of cards that had been neatly assembled into a pile. So what? "You could still help me cheat." Anders pouted, his face back on Fenris' shoulder. Fenris chuckled once more, Anders' body shaking alongside him. "Perhaps next time, Amatus." His hand was back in Anders' hair. Anders fell asleep feeling certain that there was no way he was going to lose at Wicked Grace next time.

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[ravenkings]

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[miiilowo]

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

[hunny-k]

This is the funniest way you could've put it

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[whirriscool]

im slowly losing it

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[junglejim4322]

I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them