#and loop-- dont get me started on that bitch

[wish-upon-the-universe]

Catch me gripping the universe with my bare hands. What do u mean u listen to intent and follow the spirit of the request to the best of your ability and don't monkey's paw the wording. What are you, kind??

[h-doodles]

truly not sorry but once again thinking abt miranda/mc/mia in RL. i need them SO bad. like, 2 of the most morally unsound persons (Mia & Miranda) + their little meow meow. Knowing both are so possessive and destructive (TO OTHERS) when they love and instead of running, fully embracing the chaos of it. Loving them despite their delusions of grandeur, the crimes, the secrets, and the deaths (+ undeaths) caused (or ordered!) by their hands. Acknowledging this is fucked up but you can't help it. Lovingly bitching abt their fights but fully done and gone to do anything else but to soothe and continue loving them, because after all those years of waiting and doing and redoing everything to be perfect was worth it for this.

also did i mention being their little meow meow. sorry Miranda, MC was the original gremlin in the relationship and Mia being the fucked up feral racoon she is now is not solely by her doing, MC was and IS the enabler in both relationships that it bled over sm and OUGHJJJJJHHHHhhhh im being so emo abt three (3) women being utter menaces frfr

[lesbuoyant]

everybodys all lets condemn people with Morally Impure Interests until all of a sudden you have an interest that is suddenly considered Impure and wanes in and out of Public Opinion for many years because nobody actually knows how to think for themselves online. personally i think we'd all be very lonely if we chose and broke friendships based on.... What Video Games They Like and like absolutely nothing else regarding the person's character

[glitterghost]

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[ithacanradio]

fucked up that now im never gonna get closure on the most compelling storyline charles rowland got in fourty years (80s working class rude boy, never stood up for himself, the one time he does so for someone else he encounters death by stoning. he likes that one good deed that got him killed so much he keeps standing up for other people his whole afterlife and not out of any ghost-like need to go to heaven but more out of an alive-boy impulse to be better than he ever could in life (better than his blood tells him he is). his rage is only ever born of love for others and in a story that rehashes Dante's Inferno theory- all sins arise from love, perverted love directed towards others' harm, deficient love, or the disordered or excessive love of good things, he never lets himself feel rage (or to think about love) for thirty years because that goes against his need to be good and of course if anger and love have always hurt you, you would think them to be tainted emotions) steve yockey if you are reading this dm me the script of season 2 or i will be. in your walls.

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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💠 extremegayr Follow

got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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🎛 420zone Follow

ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

🎛 420zone Follow

📰 its-no-use Follow

@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

🌫 wispgender Follow

NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

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that you know of

🌫 wispgender Follow

what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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☣️ lineinthesand Follow

saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow

ok and??? you're not special

☣️ lineinthesand Follow

THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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☸️ r0u3e Follow

being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

you said it my mans

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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow

hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow

dont question him

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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow

hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

🎢 marxiobros Follow

someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

what the fuck is a public school

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⚄ paradoxprism Follow

are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

💠 extremegayr Follow

OP'S WHAT NOW

🏞 mobiancrossing Follow

ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

☠️ fabian-vane-number-1-hater Follow

bitch that's what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

❇️ freesurge Follow

"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

🏳️‍🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow

everybody on this site has brain damage

❇️ freesurge Follow

yeah. from the radiation

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🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

❤️‍🔥 songoose4evr Follow

shadow fixed it it's fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

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yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

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BACK????

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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

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do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

he

WHAT

🍭 milfwisp Follow

didn't eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

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YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

[waywardsalt]

sometimes you make aus just to see how far you can push your favorite fictional little guy within the bounds of their canon characterization before they’re straight up an entirely different character

[zvdvdlvr]

Hi there, friend . Please write if you have time a Soap, Ghost, Price, Alejandro, and Konig headcanons about a male partner with really big veiny hands.Hope you have a pleasent day or night .

- 141, alejandro, and könig with a male partner with large hands

☆ - warnings :: some nsfw topics, coarse language, neck snapping, features sub!könig, usual call of duty violence, male reader, short HCs,

☆ - characters :: john "soap" mactavish, simon "ghost" riley, captain john "bravo six" price, alejandro vargas, könig

☆ - k.j.'s diary says... i haven't written for CoD that much so i apologize for any inaccuracies or any out of character-ness.

kyle "gaz" garrick

SLUT ME OUT, SLUT ME OUT, SLUT-SLUT-SLUT ME OUT

bro was flabberghasted when he saw you gloveless- like, yes, he knows your hands are huge because of how easily you handle massive weapons but god almighty kyle almost started drooling when he saw you flex your hand while stretching your arm

silently admires the way you move in battle, your melee attacks, hand-to-hand, etc.

when you are dating, gaz for sure hints at his attraction to your hands if that wasn't obvious

gets turned on when you pin him to the ground while sparring and it shows

goes off on tangents about your hands when drunk

"they just- *hiccup* -they look so good, y'know? they'd look really nice around my ne-neck" (bro was passed out not even half an hour after saying this)

simon "ghost" riley

encourages you to snap someone's neck while out on the field

"christ, y/l/n" ghost (the first time he saw you do that

was drinking tea the first time he got a hood look at your bare hands

needless to say, tea was spilled in simon's lap

when you're together simon would come up with all these bullshit reasons to see your bare hands

not really into being choked, but would love watching you choke someone out

would ask you if you could choke-slam people

the answer was yes

simon loves being flipped off by you idk he thinks its hot

i like to think that while off duty simon can be a little bitch sometimes so whenever he turns around to go sulk he LOVES when you grab onto his belt loop or whatever and turn his ass around

captain john "bravo six" price

tried to keep his cool

also kept really quiet about his feelings

like

quiet.

loves holding your hand when off duty

so let's say price is the typa guy to enjoy back hugs? even better when he looks down to see your hands wrapped around his middle

has you demonstrate ways to snap/break necks to the newbies while watching with absolute adoration

did i mention price loves hand holding? i did? ok well just reminding you

u dont have to have big hands to know john loves kissing you with one of your hands in his hair and another tugging his belt loop so he's closer to you. hawt.

john "soap" mactavish

smiles widely while watching you snap someone's neck like it's nothing

doesn't even care if you choke him out if you did at least it's by your hands

choking kink question mark exclamation point

loves getting neck/upper back massages (non sexually you pervs) especially after a long day

a true simp.

will praise you till the end of time no matter how many war crimes you commit on the field

johnny likes when you help him trim/maintain his hair

it's such an intimate thing for him and the fact that you're helping take care of something so personal to johnny makes his heart swell

alejandro vargas.

will absolutely bring attention to the fact that your hands are massive

wolf whistles, even.

alejandro thinks it's the greatest thing ever making you flush

absolutely gushes to rudy about it

ok so now ur in a relationship:

ONE TIME alejandro was getting a bit too big for his britches so you stalked up to him and grasped his neck lightly. (if ur taller than him is what im imagining but wtv) ale was turned on

always wants to be touching you or you touching him

when he has free time he'll come find you, cuddle, play with your fingers while tou watch a movie or something

thinks about you jerking him off when you're both in a meeting or in a semi-public space

practically sings praises about how he loveloveloves your hands

könig

ok if your hands are larger than his than yes bro would pass tf out when he realized

would be very quiet about his attraction to your hands but his obvious staring spoke volumes

would immediately want to be slutted out when you had sex with him

plays with your hands when he's bored or really anxious

REALLY into you holding him by his neck and showing you how much he wants to be taken care of

loves when you tend to any sore muscles or wounds

honestly könig wants a simple, domestic life with all of the things hes seen

HAND HOLDING IS A MUST‼

watches you disassemble, clean, and reassemble guns like you didn't have ur fingers in his mouth the night before with a lopsided smile

you both spar together, learning from each other and being the duo that no other trio or group want to fight

together, you both are unstoppable. the admiration and personal connection you both have baffles many

[ravenromanova]

You’re such a bitch

Pairings: Wanda x Female Avenger (Reader is an ex black widow)

Warnings: Enemies to lovers, Mean Wanda (For a little) SMUT DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18+!!!!! Mommy kink, Fingering, ENCHANTED STRAPPPPP, Oral, Thigh riding. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE

Summary: When you get locked in a room with Wanda the two of you quickly figure out a way to solve your problems.

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You could feel her eyes burning into the back of your skull as you landed blow after blow on the punching bag. She wasnt even supposed to be back from her mission yet but you weren’t gonna let her run you out of the training room You tried to ignore the daggers being thrown your way and just keep focusing but it was hard.

“Can i help you with something or are you just gonna keep staring at me?” You question the witch as you turn around to face her. She raises her eyebrow and scoffs at you.

“Just was seeing how the weakest link was doing” Venom dripped off Wandas voice as she spoke.

“Forget i asked” You pushed passed her grabbing you water and your bag before walking out of the training room not wanting to fight with her yet again.

Ever since you got recruited for the Avengers Wanda has been nothing but rude and bitchy. No one knows why in all honestly, everyone thought she would like you with how bubbly you were. But nope she treated you like a child, belittled your abilities and trauma, made you feel worthless and was just overall rude. At first you thought it was because you were new but its been three years of this. So you finally started snapping back at her and treating her like how she treated you.

And ever since you had started snapping back she had just gotten meaner. The team had tried to get you two to talk it through but that didn’t work. So they decided that the two of you weren’t allowed of missions alone or allowed to be along in general. Granted Wanda still got you alone just to belittle you like now.

“Why do you always run away? Scared of a little confrontation?” She sneered following behind you making you groan.

“Because why would i wanna sit here and listen to you belittle me Wanda? I dont even know what the hell i did to you” You replied feeling yourself getting worked up.

“Maybe if you weren’t a whiny child id actually like you” Wanda crossed her arms over her chest and tilting her head.

“You’re such a bitch you know that right? Ive been nothing but nice to you since i joined and you’ve been nothing but an ice cold bitch. I’m fucking done with it. I’m done with the snide remarks. I’m just done” Your words catch her off guard a little as she sees your resolve start to crumble. “You aren’t the only one who has to deal with shit and you just make my life ten times harder than it needs to be. Leave me the fuck alone” And with that you walk off to your room leaving Wanda in the hallway stunned.

As you walked away Wanda went to her room and just sat there feeling like shit. It’s not that Wanda didn’t like you… Hell she loved you but she was scared. She has never experienced love before and from the moment she met you she fell for you. You were bright eyed and bushy tailed when you first joined. You had been so nice and loving to her at first it threw her for a loop. So she thought that if she was bitchy towards you that you wouldn’t want to be near you. And it worked you started fighting back and Wanda was proud.. That was until she started to miss your sunny disposition. But she knew it was for the best atleast this way you weren’t tainted by her darkness.

When you had finally made it back to your room you had fallen onto your bed and broke down. You didn’t understand what you did to make her hate you so much and it killed you. Since the moment you joined the team the witch had your attention. She was beautiful and alluring and all you wanted was to be close to her until she started he shit. And once the bullying got out of hand you snapped back and it felt good and then you promised yourself you were gonna stick up for yourself.

You thought the shit you had to endure in The Red Room was bad? Nothing compared to the coldness you felt from Wanda. In all honesty you were still madly in love with her but gave up any hope of her being interested when the shit started. So you just decided to keep your distance from her even thought she never let it happen.

“Miss L/n Mr.Stark requests your presence in the conference room immediately” F.R.I.D.A.Y’s voice pulls you out of your thoughts and you reluctantly walk to the conference room.

When you had gotten to the room you saw Stark and Wanda. Stark looked like a disappointed dad and Wanda looked like a teenager getting yelled at. They both turned to look at you as you entered shooting Tony a confused look.

“Ah y/n sit please” He said motioning for you to sit and you chose a chair farthest from Wanda.

“Uh why am i here?” You ask starting to feel a little anxious. The witch groaned and rolled her eyes at your question making Tony scowl at her.

“Well F.R.I.D.A.Y had informed me of the encounter between the two of you this morning and i think it’s time the two of you talk it out.” Tony said with a look of genuine concern as he looked at you.

“I dont think thats necessary Stark. Just keep her away from me and I’ll be fine” You try to reason with him but he shakes his head despite your protests.

“I’m sorry but that just wont work. You two need to talk it out.” He said looking in between you and Wanda. Wanda huffed in annoyance and rolled her eyes while you tried to argue with Stark.

“You two are leaving this room until you work it out.” And with that he ran out of the room locking you two in it.

“STARK!” Wanda yelled banging on the door and trying to open it with her powers.

“Sorry witchy youre wiggly woos wont work” He said through the intercom. “Talk it out or be stuck in here forever” Then suddenly you heard him activate barn door protocol and the entire room went on lockdown.

“Oh my fucking god” You groan resting your head in your hands. Wanda kept trying to open the door with blasts but it didn’t work. She eventually gave up and slumped back into her chair not even bothering to look at you.

The room was filled with an uncomfortable silence as the two of you just sat there staring at the ceiling. Sure you could’ve used this time to actually solve your problems with the witch but if she wasnt going to talk neither were you.

“This is ridiculous” She mumbled under her breath running her hand through her hair.

“You’re the reason we are even here” You remind her making her scoff in annoyance. “Why do you even hate me anyways? What did i even do to you?” The question takes Wanda by surprise and she stands up and walks closer to you. She leaned against the table in front of you making your eyes meet hers.

“I-I dont hate you y/n” She said softly pulling a chair up and sitting next to you.

“Sure seems like you do” You remark with your eyebrow raised. Wanda sighed and shook her head at your statement.

“That means i did what i wanted” Her words made you title your head in confusion and you furrow your brows. “I pushed you away because i didn’t want you to get caught up in my darkness, everyone i have ever loved has died its like im cursed. And when you first joined you were so pure and sweet and-and it scared the shit out of me. I’m sorry i hurt you i meant to push you away… not hurt you” Wandas confession was not what you were expecting. You looked into her eyes to see if she was telling the truth and you saw nothing but genuine truth behind her words.

“You aren’t cursed Wanda” You said softly grabbing her hands and rubbing your thumb over her knuckles. “Bad things happen all the time but it doesn’t mean you should turn yourself away from the good things.” Wandas entire demeanor softened at your words. For the first time in a long time she thought that maybe she deserved something good.

“I’m so fucking sorry for the way i’ve treated you” She apologized cupping your cheek with her soft hand. It felt like time was moving slowly as you and her stared into each others eyes.

“Show me how sorry you are” You whispered leaning in close to her your lips hovering over hers. Wanda wasted no time in crashing her lips into yours. You moaned at the taste of her as you kissed her with more passion than you thought possible. She grabbed your hips and moved you to sit on her lip not breaking the kiss once.

Instinctively you started to grind your hips down onto her thigh to relive the throbbing in your core. Her hands found their way under your shirt and grasped at your clothed chest. She was quick to remove your clothes with her powers leaving you naked on her lap.

“So pretty malyshka” She whispered kissing below your ear. You kept grinding down on her thigh leaving a wet spot on her clothed thigh. Her ringed fingers found their way down your chest slowly making their way to your clit.

“Oh fuck” You moaned feeling her cold fingers rub circles on your clit. You started grinding yourself against her faster as she plays with you eliciting moans from you.

“Cum for malysh” She eggs you on by adding one finger into you making you moan in satisfaction.

“Oh fuck mommy-“ The title slips from your lips before you could stop it and you halt your movements and stare at her in embarrassment. She looked at you with wide eyes smiling at the name you called her.

“Say it again baby” Wanda pleaded looking up at you with her green eyes and devilish smile.

“Please mommy fuck me” You beg picking up grinding on her thigh making wet noises come from your pussy.

“Fuck-“ She muttered picking you up by your thighs then laid you down on the table and spreading your legs.

Her tongue darted out to lick a stripe on your pussy. She moaned at the taste of you invading her senses. She started eating you out like she’s never eaten before.

“Oh right there mommy!” Your hands flew to her hair when she adds two fingers in you hitting your g-spot. Wanda groans when she feels your walls clench around her fingers sending vibrations through you.

“G-Gonna cu-cum mommy fuck!” Your screams filled the office and you were never more thankful for soundproofing than you are now.

“Cum for me baby let go” She mumbles thrusting now three fingers in you. Her pace never relented as she fucked into you hitting all the right spots.

“FUCK!” You scream and the knot in your stomach snaps and you come undone on her tongue.

“So good malysh” Wanda praised bringing you in for a sloppy kiss. The mix of your arousal and her cherry chapstick makes you melt further into the kiss. Wanda flicks her wrist and her clothes come off and a strap appears on her waist.

Your eyed widened at the strap that adorned her waist. It was red and by father the biggest you have ever had. “Need to be in you baby” She groaned rubbing the faux cock against your puffy folds. Little did you know that the strap had been enchanted so she could feel everything.

“Fuck me mommy” You plead grasping at her to bring her closer to you. She smiled softly at you as her hands grasped the strap and slowly entered you. Once she bottomed out her hips stuttered at the feeling of your walls clenching down on her.

“So fucking tight” She moaned setting a slow pace careful not to hurt you. You were losing your mind feeling Wanda kiss your g-spot with the tip of the strap. The room was filled with both of your moans accompanied by the sound by skin slapping against each other.

“R-Right there mommy oh my god-“ Your moans are cut off as you cum for the second time.

“Such a good girl” She praised fucking into you as she chases her own orgasm. “Fuck!” Wanda grunted as she came . Her hips stilled and she pulled out of you slowly despite your whines.

“T-That was fucking amazing” You said sitting up on the table trying to catch your breath. Wanda chuckled and flicked her wrist dressing you both again.

“Agreed malysh” She whispered giving you a passionate kiss. The two of you got so lost in each other you didn’t even hear the locks and door opening.

“Well done you two” Tonys voice came from the intercom. You and Wanda both looked at each other and giggled.

The two of you walked out of the room and went back to Wandas room hand in hand with smiles on your faces. When you get to her room you lay on her bed with open arms. She laughs and crawls over to you and lays you down on her chest.

“I love you” She whispers kissing your head.

“I love you too” You said with a bright smile and gave her a kiss on the cheek. The rest of the night was spent with Wanda showing you just how much she loved you and you relishing in her love. Who knew the bitchy witch could be such a softie.

~The end~

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[redr0sewrites]

ATSV Characters with a Goth S/o

heeeeeyyyyyy guys 😇 *slowly sliding the 100+ REQUESTS in my inbox to the side to make room for a new special interest*

🥀Cw: none, mostly fluff!!!

🥀Pairing(s): Hobie x reader, Miles x reader, Miguel x reader, Spot x reader

Hobie

he would LOVE any type of alternative partner tbh- he just LOOOVESSS that ur goth and will support you 100%

people who go against societies expectations/standards and don't fit in with the norm intrigue him, and your style is probably what piqued his interest in the first place

y'all definitely wear matching fits sorry i don't make the rules- hobie just can't pass up the opportunity to match w you!!! whenever you go to meetings within the spider society he always brings you along, regardless of whether or not you're a spiderperson and hobie loves showing off you and your style

MAJOR "THATS MY PARTNER‼️" VIBES

look me in the eyes and tell me hobia would not absolutely rock some funky eyeliner LIKEEEEE- he def lets you practice on him and will do your makeup for you too!!!

hobie loves thrifting with you, there is no way he isn't a major thrifter and you both definitely DIY a lot of your clothes

HE MAKES YOU GUYS MATCHING PUNK BATTLE VESTS FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY, AND MAKES SURE THAT IT MATCHES UR AESTHETIC AS WELL!!

hobie absolutely has BLESSED music taste, but while he usually listens to rock, punk, dad rock, or post-punk type of music, i def see him enjoying more gothic/new wave music- especially if u introduce it to him!!!

i see him enjoying bauhaus, sisters or mercy, scary bitches, etc- he'll also give YOU a lot of music recommendations and help to expand ur taste!

hobie would also accompany you to any protests or conventions that you wanted to attend, and would act as your scary dog privileges

YOU TWO DEFINITELY GO TO CONCERTS TOGETHER OMG. I TOTALLY SEE THAT AS A SPONTANEOUS DATE THAT YOU TWO ENJOY A LOT

honestly hobie is a lovely partner to have if you are goth, and he's not only supportive but VERY enthusiastic about your fashion and lifestyle!

Miles

hes such a sweetheart!!! he definitely supports you if you're goth and asks a LOOOT of questions lmao

miles draws you and your fashion a lot, and will def design makeup or eyeliner ideas for you too!!! while ik this is more associated with punk, i also see miles drawing you a few custom patches and stuff like that

your kind of like his muse in a way, and miles just really enjoys sketching you, especially since you have such a unique aesthetic and such cool outfits

HE HAS DEFINITELY GRAFFITIED U SOMEWHERE‼️

he loves watching you get ready and do your makeup. seeing you do perfect eyeliner wings and heavy makeup in general lowkey relaxes him, and he just loves admiring you

im sorry but miles knows absolutely nothing about goth music or culture, ur gonna have to introduce him to a lot of the songs/bands!!!

while i don't think he's huge on the music at first, i think it would grow on him over time. its definitely the type of thing that he loves because YOU love it, and he sees how mu much you enjoy it so he starts listening to it as well so he can talk to you about it

i think his favorite band would be the cure, and his fav songs would either be boys dont cry or the walk (both by the cure- idk why thats so specific but they just kinda fit his vibe yk?)

miles likes holding hands a lot, and he loves when you wear rings or gloves or something along those lines because it just reminds him so much of you! your hands just feel different compared to other peoples and he just loves how unique you are

if you have a lot of piercings, miles would definitely ask about them or buy you specific jewelry for piercings!!!!

overall, very very cute and supportive about your style!!! (he lowkey gives bi wife energy, and iyk what in talking ab then ily mwah)

Miguel

he's pretty indifferent to your style at first, i don't see him as the type to judge much based on appearances. its your personality that really throws him for a loop, and a part of him admires your dedication to making yourself look how you want to look and truly living to be your best self, regardless of what others think

if you think miles knows nothing about being goth then be prepared for miguel bc he knows NOTHINGGGG- no music, no history, no political views, zero, zilch, nada, goose egg

if he cares about you i do see him being intrigued about your style, and once you two are officially dating is when he'll show more interest in your personal fashion sense

he strikes me as the type to like, NEVER listen to music, so he literally only listens to the music you like!!! he does find himself occasionally humming the tune of some strawberry switchblade song or casually listening to a siouxsie and the banshees song while he works, and over time you influence him a LOT with your music taste. he definitely associates any and all goth music with YOU, and that's probably why he starts enjoying it.

he's a "hand on you at all times" type of guy, and while he is rarely touchy with others, miguel is definitely keeping you close. your fashion makes that convenient for him, and he loves pulling you into a kiss by grabbing onto your belt loop or something of the sort

miguel loves how you look with and without makeup on and isn't afraid to tell you that, however, he really likes it if you incorporate his colors or color scheme into your makeup one day. he'll never admit it, but you keep catching him admiring you with the smallest smirk on his face every few seconds

if anyone ever gave u shit for what you wear and how you dress, especially someone in the spider society, you'd practically have to restrain miguel from drop kicking them across nueva york- he doesn't want anyone to be rude to you , and while he knows you can stand up for yourself, he just gets protective at times

Spot

goth? whats that???

he's lowkey such a nerd, and spends too much time being science-y and planning on how to beat spiderman to actually get caught up on fashion

spot doesn't know how he pulled you tbh, but he appreciates you nonetheless!!! he thinks you and your aesthetic are something to be admired, and will unabashedly tell EVERYONE he knows about you

he will shoplift any clothing or jewelry that you want, and he'll even take you to other dimensions where there are better alternative clothes as well

spot doesn't really have a face to do makeup on, but he'll offer to do yours for you! surprisingly enough he's pretty good at it, though he does work pretty slowly

spot loves fiddling with your accessories, whenever he's standing near you he's always reaching out to touch you in some way shape or form. he loves playing with any chains or necklaces you wear, and will help adjust them so that they lay correctly

he helps you get ready in the morning!!!!! if ur the type of goth to wear corsets, he makes lacing them up SO easy and will gladly do it for you

i personally hc that spot HATES seeing himself in mirrors/pictures, it reminds him sm of what he used to look like, but he LOVES taking photos of you and your style!! whenever you are wearing a cute outfit or have funky makeup on, spot adores just taking photos of you

if you ever did a makeup look inspired by him and his spots he would probably CRY :(

URGRHHRHHRRR I LOVE ATSV SMMMMMMM!!!! this post will DEFINITELY have a pt2 w more characters!!!!! i swear tho atsv literally pulled me out of the most horrendous burnout ever i FELT the artblock and writing block lift off of my body as i watched it. IM SO INVESTED I MADE A SPIDERSONA...

[sturniolo04]

I Hate You M.S.

Rough!Matt x Fem!Reader

Summary: in which Jess despises Matt

Matt: Can you shut the hell up

Matt snapped. I glared at him

Jess: can you not interrupt me?

i hissed. he rolled his eyes and looked down at his phone

Jess: back to what I was talking about before I was rudely interrputed.

i said putting emphasis on rudely

Jess: I went to land it and the deck broke in halk and I ended up falling down the hill right next to the sidewalk. my mom took me to the hospital and they told me I fractured my ankle so I was told Id have to sit out for the rest of soccer season and skip cheer and cross country.

Nick: did you listen

Nick asks clearly interested in the story. I laughed remembering the way i did the exact opposite.

Jess: hell no i cant live without sports. it was the only thing that kept me sane

i explained. the boys laughed. i smiled. Matt just scoffed

Jess: what the fuck is your problem

i spat out. he glared at me

Matt: YOU I CANT FUCKING STAND YOU!

he yelled. i shook my head confused.

Jess: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

I snapped. he stood up and i copied his actions.

Matt; you are a selfish bitch who only cares for herself

he growled getting in my face. i looked back at the boys to see them all by the door about to exit

Jess: where are you guys going

i asked walking towards them.

Chris: well you and Matt are going to stay in here until you sort out your differences.

Chris said. they all stepped outside the door and closed it. i heard a lock click.

Matt: WHAT THE FUCK CHRIS

Matt yelled walking to the door

Nick: we are going to Madi's

Nick yelled through the door

Chris: well be back in two or three hours. uh have fun

Chris added. i scoffed and sat down on Nick's Bed where we had been hanging out.

Jess: are you fucking kidding me this is bullshit

i spat as i heard the front door slammed shut.

Matt: you think this is bad for you I'm stuck in a room with a bitchy slut who loves talking about herself

Matt barked. i scoffed and stood up again

Jess: at least I'm not an arrogant bastard who puts on some act for the camera, but comes home and becomes the biggest asshole you'd ever meet. why the fuck do you think everyone avoids you

i screamed getting in his face again

Jess; and for your information Matthew I'm not a slut

Matt: you know seeing you this pissed off kinda turns me on

he said smirking.

Jess: then call one of your sluts

i rolled my eyes by his sudden change of mood

Matt: but the thing is none of my sluts are as hot as you

he replied biting his lip seductively.

Jess; i know but that's just too bad for you

i say glaring

Jess: Cause guess what matthew

Matt: whats that

he asked

Jess: i hate you with every single bone in my body

i spat

Matt: i know you want me

he said. i shook my head not wanting to admit that he turns me on.

Jess: no i dont

i replied. he chuckled darkly.

Matt; Liar

he whispered. he grabbed me by the waist harshly and smashed his lips onto mine. i kissed back almost instantly. Matt pulls back and rips off his shirt and mine. he begins kissing down my neck. he reaches his hands behind my back and unclips my bra.

I throw it off to the side

Matt: Damn

Matt says staring at me

Matt: if i would have known your body was this nice i would've fucked you sooner

i roll my eyes at his comment. i pull him back to my lips by the belt loops on his black jeans and try to unbutton them while our lips move in sync. Matt pulls away again and unbuttoned his pants and pulls them down. he throws them across the room

Matt: get on your knees

he demands. i do as told and get on my knees. i pull down his boxers in a swift movement. he kicks them to the side as i take his member in my hands. I kitty lick the tip as Matt takes my hair in a makeshift ponytail and thrusts into my mouth my nose touches his waistline. i gag a litte.

Matt: Choke you slut

he barks. i start bobbing my head and he lets out a moan. but before he can cum i pull away. he growls.

Matt: you're gonna regret that slut

he snaps as i stand up. Matt pulls me closer harshly and kisses me again. but instead of kissing back i tangle my hand in his hair and pull his head back. i bring my lips to his ear.

Jess; I'm not a slut

i spat

Matt; really well if all i have to do is piss you off to make you wet then I've been getting you wet for months

he barks with his hand suddenly in my shorts rubbing the wet cloth of my panties

Jess; fuck you

i say before he attaches his lips to my neck leaving a stinging sensation. i moan at his rough touch.

Matt: jump

he demands dominantly. I do as told and he catches me easily. he carries me to the bed and throws me down harshly before grabbing a condom from a drawer in his dresser. Matt walks back to me and rips off my shorts and panties. he kisses me roughly again, but pulls away and put the packet between his teeth and rips it open. he slides it onto his huge length.

Matt: I'm gonna fuck you so hard you wont be able to walk tomorrow

he growls before slamming into me forcefully. i scream in pleasure

Matt; you don't fucking moan until i say you can moan

he says dominantly. i nod vigorously. he picks up the pace as i struggle to hold back my moans. he noticed my struggle and put his hands around my throat.

Matt: Dont fucking do it

he demands. Matt keep his hand around my throat. not choking me. there would definitely be a mark but i cant say i didn't love it.

Jess; harder

i say trying not to moan. he does as told and goes harder.

Matt; fuck you're right for a slut

he spat. i bring my hands to his biceps and leave claw marks down them

Matt: FUCK

he yells. i finally moan. he glares at me

Matt: what the fuck did i tell you

he screams. his grip around my throat tightens but doesn't hurt it just turns me on more. begins going fast. hitting my g-spot everytime.

Jess; I'm close

i choke out. he growls again

Matt: dont

he demands eventually i cant hold back and let go. he glares at me

Matt; do you not know how to listen

he says. i shake my head trying to piss him off

Matt: god damnit

he says. Matt starts sounding into me. i moan again. he just thrusts harder. i become a moaning mess under him.

Matt finally hits his high and pulls out.

Matt: do you still hate me

he asks as he throws away his condom.

Jess; more than ever

i reply picking up my clothes and sliding back into them.he chuckles

Matt; but you love my dick thrusting into you

he says

Jess: I've had better

i lie.

Matt; well then maybe me and you need more alone time together

he smirks and slides on his boxer. as i bend down to grab my shorts i feel a stinging sensation on my ass.

Jess: Fuck you Matthew

i snap

Matt; just did

he replies cockily. i roll my eyes and slide on my shorts and shirt as Matt buttons up his pants. i look in the mirror to find a hickey and a red mark from his hand on my neck.

Jess; Matt

i say.

Matt; so you do know my name

he chuckles. i roll my eyes

Matt: what

he says suddenly behind me still shirtless. Matt looks in the mirror and sees the hickey. i smirk as i get an idea. i turn around and attach my lips to his neck and give him an even darker hickey.

i turn around again and look in the mirror

Jess: now we match

i giggle as he rolls his eyes

Chris: Guys

we hear Chris call out from downstairs.

Jess; shit put a shirt on

i demand quietly grabbing the air freshener and spraying it around the room. Matt throws on his shirt on. i fix my hair in the mirror and sit down on the bed. the door lock clicks and all four boys walk in

Nick: so how'd it go

Nick asks. i can feel Chris staring.

Chris: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HICKEY

Chris yells

Chris: THEY TOTALLY FUCKED

Chris screams.

[cloud-wizard]

*Siffrin on their 120th loop busting in the door to the King* YOU LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING POSER DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOUR DUMB ASS PAULDRONS AND RUPENZEL ASS LOCKS HAS COME INTO MY FIELD VISION?? 112 TIMES. 112 TIMES. I MIGHT GET A FAST PASS JUST TO GET HERE SOON, I MIGHT GET A FUCKING LEASE ON THE LAST RESTING ROOM. AT THIS POINT FIGHTING YOU IS LIKE DOING MY LAUNDRY ITS A DAILY FUCKING RITUAL FIRST I WAKE UP BRUSH MY TEETH KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN THEN WALK THE DOG. THATS HOW FUCKING LOW ON THE LIST OF PRIORITIES YOU ARE. IF I HAD TO RANK THE DIFFICULTY OF FIGHTING YOU AND WORKING THROUGH YOUR EMOTIONAL BULLSHIT OR FLOSSING MY MOLARS YOU'D BE A CLOSE SECOND. EVERY FUCKING DAY ITS LIKE AN NPR PODCAST HOSTED BY JOE ROGAN AND A GODAMN SEA CUCUMBER FROM A LLOREAL PARIS COMMERCIAL YOU STUTTER MORE THAN PORKIE PIG ON A PIPE ORGAN . FUCK. YEAH YOU FORGOT OUR COUNTRY AND LAUNGAGE AND YOUR FAMILY BUT YOU TOOK THAT AND WENT "THE ONLY REASONABLE ACTION IS TO ICE 9 THE COUNTRYSIDE" HOW FUCKING BATSHIT CAN YOU BE IS THERE NOT ENOUGH BLOOD FLOWING INTO THAT FUCKING EASTER ISLAND HEAD ASS OF YOURS??? YOU ARENT EVEN A KING YOU PICKED THAT BATMAN ASS ALIAS JUST TO PISS EVERYONE OFF. "I NEED TO DO THIS NOBODY UNRERSTANDS ME" BRO I FUCKING WISH I DIDNT UNDERSTAND YOU THEN MAYBE YOU WOULD BE ACTUALLY MYSTERIOUS BUT NOOO I UNDERSTAND YOUR EVERY THOUGHT AND DESIRE IM IN YOUR HEAD MORE THAN IM IN ISABEAUS AND THANK THE STARS HES NOT A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT IT. EVERY LOOP I GET THIS MUCH CLOSER TO JUST LIGHTING THE BUILDING ON FIRE AND LETTING YOU GO FULL MIDSOMMER BUT I DONT DO THAT, BECAUSE DENTING THAT FUCKING CROWN IS THE ONLY REAL JOY I HAVE LEFT ITS LIKE CRACK TO ME NOW, MALAGNA FRITTERS TURN TO ASH IN MY MOUTH AND THIS BEAUTIFUL HIMBO OVER HERE IS SCARED TO TOUCH ME (OH FUCKING CHRIST I NEED A A BEAR HUG SO TIGHT I START OVER AGAIN I SWEAR IT WOULD FIX ME) SO THE ONLY THING I GET UP IN THE MORNING TO DO IS PRAY THAT THE ONLY REASON IM IN THIS TIME LOOP IS TOO SEE HOW MANY VERTEBRE I CAN DISSECT FROM YOU IN 3 ROUNDS. OH AND IF YOU EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT BONNIE I WILL CUT YOU ASS TO MOUTH AND WEAR YOU LIKE A JACKET. LIKE. A. JACKET.

". . ."

*ding!*

Siffrin Time!

[kisskiss-slashslash]

You dont understand how many times I check ur blog for updates

Your wonderful in every possible way<3 I hope ur taking care of yourself<33

I’d also like to request slashers reacting to a dangerous victim approaching their s/o house and like hurting them badly and threatening the slashers to leave them alone or they’ll kill their s/o but in the end they underestimate their s/o and their s/o just knocks them out and keeps punching em

You don’t have to do this and I hope your doing great<333

I very much want to do this, even if it took a bit longer than I meant it to lmao

A dangerous victim threatening the slashers' S/O

Jason Voorhees

He curses himself when the victim loops their warm around your neck and presses you to their chest.

"Not a single step further or your friend here will suffer the consequences!"

You scoff. Does this spoiled little city brat actually think they got anything on you? An elbow to the gut quickly makes them release their hold on you, and you whirl around and add a punch to the face. And then another one. And another one.

The victim hardly has any time to fight back, and finally topples over, their face so messed up they are barely recognizable.

Jason hurries to your side to check on you. You blankly look at your blood-stained hands.

"I think I cut my knuckle on one of their teeth."

Vincent Sinclair

One of the victims got their hands on a crossbow from that one weapon shop in Ambrose. And you find yourself with the arrow pointed at you.

The victim glares at Vincent. "I'm warning you. One more step and you can use *them* for your wax sculpture instead of me."

Unfortunately for them, that little declaration distracted them, and they find themself disarmed ein being beaten to a bloody pulp with the very crossbow they had just used to threaten you with.

Once you sufficiently vented your anger on them, you finish them off with an arrow right between the eyes.

"Why do they always have to make it so hard on us", you sigh as you casually toss the weapon aside. Then you give Vincent an apologetic look. "Hope you won't have to do too much of remodeling to use them as a base, darling."

Freddy Krueger

It is admittedly especially stupid of this victim to they that they have *anything* on you. Freddy could just zap you to safety with a snap of his fingers, but this situation turns out to be rather entertaining.

"Back off, Krueger, I have your little toy!", the victim says, desperately holding onto you.

Freddy chuckles. "Think again, bitch. *They* have *you*."

And before they can even question what he said, you grab their arm, throw them to the ground and start going absolutely to town on them, while Freddy gives a running commentary.

"Oh, that looks like it hurts." "At least that bitch doesn't have to pay to get their nose fixed now."

"Do they still have teeth? They do? Well better get to fixing that."

He is absolutely enjoying this. Maybe even a bit too much.

Bubba Sawyer

Bubba almost accidentally hits you with his chainsaw when the escaping victim suddenly decides to use you as a human shield.

"Yeah, that's right, you monster. Wouldn't want anything to happen to your little friend here, right?"

Bubba looks at you, nervously licking his lips. You give him a comforting smile and nod before stomping on your assailant's foot with all your might and then whirling around and knocking them out cold.

"How!" Punch. "Dare!" Punch. "You!" Punch. "Scare!" Punch. "My!" Punch. "Bubsy!" Punch. Punch. Punch.

By the time you're done, the victim has been dead for a good minute or so. Bubba finally pulls you away from their remains and hugs you tightly, happy that you are unhurt.

[nudibranchpropaganda]

❤🔥 chapter 5 of my wbiy commentary is up!

[eashn]

hi, i loved ur hq headcanons! 🥹 can i request pegging oikawa? dw if u dont wanna write it!! thank u 😋

hey there, i’m so glad to hear you enjoyed!!! and YES most certainly—i just know that mfer would be the absolute BRATTIEST at first but so easy to wear down. this is more like the foreplay to pegging more than actual pegging itself, but i hope it sort of matches what you were expecting! enjoy <3

pegging oikawa tōru

word count: ~0.7k

warnings: NSFW/sexual content, fem!reader, bondage (oikawa in handcuffs), anal fingering, strap-on, a single ass slap, slight feature of my size kink because he is 6 FUCKING FEET TALL, swearing, bratty!oikawa

“Ngh—you got me in a…predicament here, sweetheart,” Oikawa groaned.

You said nothing, shoving his face into the mattress. With the other hand, you yanked his arms behind his back. 

“Watch the face,” he said muffledly. 

“Shut up,” you replied, looping a pair of handcuffs around his wrists.

He was on his knees before you, stripped naked and sticking his ass up sweetly in the air. “Hmph!” he cried, the sound high, irritating, and utterly childish. Twisting his neck around in your grasp, he pouted dramatically over his shoulder, making a show of squirming around in the cuffs. 

As if he hadn’t asked for this himself. 

Since that first time—when Oikawa Tōru quietly, blushingly admitted the kind of fantasies he touches himself to late at night—he’d been pretty straightforward about all this. “I want you to fuck me in the ass like I’m your little bitch, Y/N,” he’d said, not fifteen minutes ago. And now, here he was: all sulky and petulant, grumbling about this and that while simultaneously, his puckered hole was tensing around nothing, begging to be filled. God, he was difficult. 

��Y’know,” he smirked up at you, face half-smushed into the sheets, “if it was me doing the fucking, I wouldn’t have needed these.” He rattled the handcuffs to prove his point. “I’d just hold that little cunt down with my bare hands, wouldn’t I, baby? Doesn’t that embarrass you?”

You stared quietly down at him for a moment. For you knew what he was doing: fighting you for dominance to make it seem like he was the one in control. It was a last-ditch effort to regain a shred of his own dignity. 

But.

“No,” you answered. “I’m not embarrassed, Tōru. Know why?”

You didn’t wait for his reply. You simply tightened the grip you had in those soft, brown curls and yanked his head toward you. He hissed. And, leaning in, you whispered in his ear: 

“Because I’m not the one that’s on my knees.” 

Oh, he whined at that—he whimpered and moaned nonstop the second you let go and started lubing up his clenching hole. He shuddered as you kneaded his pretty, pale skin, and he gasped when you slapped one pert asscheek. One of your hands stayed at his rim, carefully working at the taut ring of muscle. He buried his face back in the sheets when you started inching a finger inside. 

“Please,” he grunted, working himself back against your hand. 

“What was that?” you asked. 

“W-want…more—please.”

“Aw,” you tsked. And because he asked nicely, you worked another finger into him, gently stroking his stretched-tight walls as he moaned with relief. “What were you saying earlier? You gonna ‘hold me down with your bare hands’? Huh, baby?” You picked up the pace of your fingers, and a wail tumbled from Oikawa’s lips.

“I don’t know,” you drawled, “Looks to me like you’re stuck, Tōru. God—look at you. So big and powerful and you’re begging for me, aren’t you? Got you tied up—slick and ready, ass in the air. Gonna fuck you boneless, babe.”

Shit. It was getting to you, too: the sight of him sweaty and plaint beneath you had heat pooling in your core, dripping out onto the bed. You had to be quick—get him close, pound him into the mattress for a bit, till he was pleading for release—then you’d deny him. Make him finish you off instead. He whined as you eased your fingers out of his ass. You squeezed another glob of lube into your palm and, wrapping your hand around the thick shaft of the strap-on fastened to your hips, you smeared it up and down. You guided its tip to the back of Oikawa’s thigh.

“You’re not gonna survive this, Tōru,” you whispered darkly. Hunching over him, you leaned into his ear again. “I’m gonna wreck that little hole tonight.” 

Then, your free hand snaked around to his stomach. You grasped his twitching cock, spreading the dribbling precum across his tip with your thumb. Oikawa whimpered.

“Wr-wreck me,” he mumbled, voice desperate and warbly. You smiled, nuzzling your nose into his hair. 

“Good boy,” you murmured, sliding the strap into his wet, ready hole.

thank you for reading and i hope you enjoyed!

requests for haikyuu drabbles/headcannons are WIDE OPEN; please drop by with your ideas!!!! and follow @eashn for more :)

[rist-ix]

I have a question for you what do you think of the quote unquote age gap between Bloom and Valtor?

I had to do alot of research to understand Bloom age when I started to like this ship better than Mr cheater. So here's a brief information dump:

Bloom is 16 in the first episode and its confirm her bday is December 10 (we don't know the the exact year when each girl was born only the fact Stella is the oldest by that logic Bloom is the second youngest out of the group) when we get to season 3 it is confirmed that the girls is in their 3rd semester so that makes Bloom 19 at point. Valtor's age we do not know however I'm going to say at most early 20s from what we know Valtor working with a younger Griffin before he got Popsicled.

Here comes the tricky part. In s4 the girls just finished their semester and graduated making them 20-21. Up until s5 where Nicklodeon had to reboot their age making them 16 again. Flashforward to s8 and that makes Bloom age 19 if you are following the reboot or 23 if you do not follow the reboot. Since we don't know how long Valtor been frozen his mental age is up for debate.

For me personally I don't see Sparxshipping as an Edward and Bella situation as Edward was aging naturally during his years while Valtor was frozen and couldn't age naturally but only mentally.

Okay okay first of all! Your Bloom math checks out and I just realized that I for some reason always thought Bloom is 18 in s3. Which is still possible, I think, I just dont know why I assumed that. Actually no, it works, if she is 16 in s1 she is 17 in s2 and 18 in s3, but we dont know a lot about how the school years work in Magix so I'm gonna jot her down as 18-19 for the remainder of this post.

Still dont know how I passed math btw.

Anyway. Valtor's age is where the real mystery is at. We've got two possibilities in my opinion.

1. He's pulling the ageless immortal card.

My personal go-to for fics and discussions. Love me some 300 year old mommy issues. He has too much practice being a messy bitch, there's no fixing this man folks.

Evidence: There's a flashback showing him with Griffin as a tween: she looks MUCH younger, he looks exactly the same. Unless he also stole the secret magic of the world's most potent anti aging cream, or Griffin's proximity to Faragonda just aged her by three more decades, he does not age.

2. He is the age he looks.

Which, in my humble opinion, would not put him anywhere near twenty. That is a grown man. He's not college age, unless you count college professors under that word. Even if I were good at guessing ages the very stylized art style would throw me for a loop, but im gonna say 40s, give or take. Look at Avalon, look at Codatorta, look at King Radius if u must. That is the age range we're looking at.

Evidence: I dont have any. We're ballin'. I guess it's never explicitly stated he's immortal, which you'd think would be big enough of a deal to mention. If u got something feel free to let me know.

That being said, the Winx Club Wiki page for the canon timeline (ha, good one) puts the time of Valtor's creation in a rough time frame from "Over 17 years before season 1" to "Under 100 years before season 6". So he could technically be anywhere from 17-97, though I'm not sure the upper limit is as reliable as the lower one, given the check-list format of the website. So make of that what you will.

Now that we've got the question of age out of the way, lets get to the age gap. I have no idea what the situation in twilight was to be honest, so I cant compare that.

Realistically, there's at least a decade between Bloom and Valtor. Possibly two decades and change. And that is just from visible age, we can add a few centuries on top of that if we're sticking with the immortal bit. I'm gonna be gonest, I dont think being frozen for 17 years will make a whole lot of difference here.

If you find that icky, which is fair, you can always change that for fics tho! Either turn him into a twenty year old or put Bloom in her milf-era, the options are endless. Personally, I think the age difference is half the fun though, and also the least of their issues. When you're off making out with the objectively worst person in history, wether he's too old for her isnt gonna rank very high on people's list of concerns.