#and like the same goes for having kids oh my god I watch any form of parenting related content with just. pure horror in my eyes
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manticore-fangs · 13 days ago
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Blablablaaa schlatt fucking his kids babysitter
im sorry i havent gotten around to this.. but since i just got back into writing im loving this.
cw: breeding kink, stomach bulging? praise, f!reader, lmk if i missed any more! (i did not proofread or betaread)
schlatt shushing you and positioning you into full nelson, putting your hand over your mouth; trying to cancel the sounds that come from you.
"cmon toots, gotta be fuckin' quiet or we're gonna wake the kids." he says while thrusting up into you, hitting the perfect spot. you whimper out. "i can' schlatt, its a lot- holyyyy fuck..."
he thrust practically rough up into you even though he's trying to keep you quiet, almost like he doesn't care if you make the filthiest sounds.
you rest your head against his shoulder and began kissing his jaw, trying to muffle some of the noises at least. he starts dirty talking you, you swear he's trying to knock you up with his thrusts and his words.
"fuck toots. should've had kids with you instead of her. pussy's clenching on me so fuckin' tight- jesus- she wants my cum doesn't she? i know she does cause every time i mention the thought of breeding you she clenches up on me."
you whine and nod your head. "fuck- of course i am, love the thought of you getting me pregnant jay- love it s'fuckin' much." you look at him as he smirks, than he forces you to look down at where the two of you connect.
the schlucking noise coming from your pussy fuels you, you swear you can see an white ring forming around the base of his cock. schlatt starts dirty talking you, after the groaning and whines that come from his lips.
“shit doll- your so swollen. look at your little tummy toots, look at how its full with my loads. gonna be stuffed with babies and cock. gripping on my cock so good- jesus toots really gonna fuckin' milk me huh?" drool starts flowing down you lip and schlatt licks it up, then spitting right back into your mouth.
"you can take it doll, take my loads- shit your stomachs gettin' pudgy with every single load i knock up into ya'. i knew you were a good fuckin' girl, thought of this every time i fucked up into my fist."
the thought of him fucking his fist and wasting loads of cum makes you whine, you really wished he fucked his semen up into you, maybe you'd already be pregnant by than with his kid.
"y-you fucked your fist thinking of me? fuck thats hot.." your mind goes blank and all you can think about is schlatt just fucking a fleshlight and dumping loads into it, even though he didnt mention it- the thought still riles you up.
"oh fuck yeah- shouldnt have wasted those loads onto my hand, could've been fuckin' you so good like this." schlatt hisses through his teeth when he cums again but pushes through overstimulation, wanting to make your pussy take him.
"your womb is gonna be filled with kids, so many kids toots- fuck yeah- gonna make you a mommy, shit- your already a mother to my kids anyways, your gonna give them a sibling right? yeah- i know you will." he sees tears roll down your cheeks, watching as you sob from his talking and wanting to be pregnant with his kids.
"yeah- i wanna give them a sibling, please jay- lemme give them a sibling- fill me with your cum, ill do anything. really! ill do anything for your come." you put your hands together like your praying to god, begging for schlatts cum.
"jesus- i feel you clenching up, your gonna come on me huh? yeah- i know toots i know." he nuzzles your head than kisses the top of your head multiple times as you finally cum after three times while schlatt loses his rhythm and comes one more time in you before halting.
"did so good doll, holy fuck- not gonna pull out wanna make sure my cum takes." you both laid there in the same position for awhile. schlatts hand resting over your slightly pudgy stomach; slightly pushing it which makes you whine.
a week later, you look down at the test with two lines.
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widowmaxff · 11 months ago
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made shine again
pairings: kate bishop × fem!reader | parents!wandanat × daughter!reader
warnings: makeout, embarrassment (?)
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You held Kate's shoulders affectionately while she held your waist. You moved calmly in her lap, distributed some purple marks on her neck and she panted softly in your ear, making you smile. "I'm going to kill you for marking me." Kate says, but you don't respond and continue with the 'act'.
You take your hands to her shirt and start to undo the buttons that insisted on getting tangled. You look down and see Kate's hard breasts covered by her bra. You smile at her and start to wrap your hands around her body, which shivers with every touch of yours. You go up to the zipper on the fabric that covered a lot of things there, almost taking it off. Suddenly you feel Kate stiffen and her heart get faster. She quickly takes you off her lap, and when you were about to complain your gaze goes to your bedroom door. Your mother, Natasha Romanoff, was wide-eyed and her mouth was forming an "O."
"Mom...?" You call her, but she remains frozen, alternating her gaze between you and Kate. The woman continues like this for some time, which seems to have been ten years. She seems to snap out of her trance, and then she just runs her hands over her face.
"Wanda made... dinner, dinner is ready." She still seemed to be trying to reason what had happened there. She leaves the room and closes the door. Your heart was almost spilling out of your mouth and you could say the same for Kate.
"How long was she here?" Your girlfriend asks. "You didn't lock the door?!"
"I- I don't know! Oh my God." You get up from the bed, running your hands over your face. You were worried, very worried. How would she react to all this?
"What is she going to do to me? Will she arrest me? Point a gun at me and..."
"Kate!" You cut her. "She's not going to do anything like that, she's just surprised, I think." You say the last part quietly, trying to calm Kate down. "We better go, dinner is ready, we'll sort it out later." Kate was shaking and you noticed it.
"Hey, relax! She's not going to do anything, okay?" You tell her, who now had one of her hands holding yours. "We'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?"
She just nods, and to try to calm her down, you give the girl a hug and a kiss on the cheek. You help her tidy her clothes and you walk to the table. Your mother and Wanda sat at the end of the table, Billy sat on Wanda's left side, with Tommy at his front. You sit next to Billy, who had a smile on his face enjoying Wanda's food. Kate sits in front of you, staying close to Natasha, who was just looking at the food, not showing any reaction.
"You can eat, dear!" Wanda turns to Kate, who was looking at Natasha. She was obviously scared, as she had heard stories about how he 'treated' boys who dared to look at you.
Kate smiles at Wanda and soon starts putting food on the plate. You look at your mother again, now she had her gaze on a specific point. You couldn't decipher what her face meant. It was all new to her seeing you kissing another person who's almost a kind of Avenger. She didn't want that life to you, it was more than dangerous.
"How was your day, kids?" Wanda asks interestedly, while drinking her orange juice.
"Well... we, um." Your girlfriend starts talking, but you soon cut her off, knowing she was going to say something stupid. "We helped Clint with some arrows, and then we came home to watch a movie." You respond, seeing Kate put a smile on her face, trying to hide her nervousness.
"Watch a movie... hum." You hear your mother murmur softly, only allowing you and Kate to hear. You feel the girl's gaze at you, as a way of trying to show that she was nervous. You bring your eyes at hers and hold it, the girl smiles and continues eating things from her plate.
You started not paying attention to the conversation just like Natasha. Wanda said something, while Billy and Tommy agreed. The older girlfriend wasn't trying to understand what was going on either, while kept looking at your mother. "I think I'll be going now." your girlfriend says, while getting up from the table.
"You can stay, darling!" Wanda says, she loved Kate, which made you more comfortable with your relationship. "You can spend the night here if you want."
"Well, It's getting late and I need to feed Lucky. But, the food was great, Mrs. Maximoff, thank you very much!" She smiles at Wanda, who does the same for your girlfriend.
"I'm glad you liked it, dear! Come back often, okay?"
"I'll walk you outside." You say, as you stood up and moved to Kate's side. The girl says goodbye to everyone at the table, including Natasha, who doesn't do much more than wave her hand.
You head to the entrance of the house and are soon outside. Kate exhales when you are finally alone. You both welcomed each other because of the nervousness that was inside. "I thought I was going to die in there!" She says, making you let out a short laugh.
"You know we're going to have to talk to my mother, right?" You speak, Kate nods then crosses her arms.
"You can talk now." You and Kate turn around and your mother is standing in front of the door. She had her arms crossed and her expression closed. You look at Kate and her eyes are wide and her hands are clenched into fists.
"Mom..."
"Mrs. Romanoff..." She walks towards you two, standing in front of Kate. The girl takes a step back, holding your hand tightly. "Mom, Kate and I are dating." You end up speaking, seeing the girl still looking at you with her eyes wide open. "For three months now." You continue, your mother looks at you, not changing her expression.
"Get in the car, kid." She says, addressing Kate. Your mother gets in the driver's seat. Your girlfriend looks at you, looking like she would start crying right then and there. She closes the door and adjust her posture correctly, waiting for the Black Widow to take the gun out of her pocket and shoot at her. Okay, maybe she was exaggerating. She looks at the woman next to her and see her take a deep breath.
"A few weeks ago, I thought Y/n was dating some guy." She starts. "She always has that phone to her ear, laughing, talking to someone, with her cheeks red..." Natasha continued with her eyes straight ahead. "So I questioned her, I asked who she talked to every night before going to sleep, and she told me it was you." She looks at Kate. "And I didn't believe it. I laughed and said that I knew it was a guy she liked, that I was going to kill him for stealing my daughter's heart." She shrugs. "But then, she showed me that it was really you. At first I didn't understand, because she was completely different and silly when talking to you on the phone." She runs her hands through her hair and pauses, Kate just continued paying attention, waiting for the moment of her death. "I thought you were just her friend, who she trusted. But you are more than that, Kate, you were the thing that made her happy again during the blip. You made her shine again, Kate." She looks at her with drooping eyebrows. "Y/n never had a real friend, she always had Yelena and the Avengers, she thought that was enough. Then everything happened and she closed herself off from everyone."
Then she stops. Kate see a tear fall down her face, Natasha quickly wipes it away trying to make sure she doesn't see it. Kate still had her eyes on her. The woman looks at the window next to her and sees you sitting on the sidewalk while waiting for the two of them in the car.
"And one day she took you home. I found it strange, actually. But I was happy, she had made a friend without being one of the Avengers. Well, kind of now." Kate laughs, and Natasha follows. "I want you to know, Kate, that if you do any bad thing to my daughter, I will kill you." She says, confidently, making Kate widen her eyes and nod her head repeatedly.
"Yes ma'am! It never crossed my mind to harm her, and it never will!" She speaks, with one hand on her chest, as if she was declaring a hymn. "I love your daughter very much, I won't let anything happen to her!"
"You don't have to worry about that." She says, referring to hee last sentence. "It's no wonder I have weapons." Her eyes widen once again, it was obvious that she had weapons, but what if she used them against Kate? "We talked about the basics, Kate. And don't want to have any more conversations again!" She reinforces the last sentence, making her swallow hard. "Do you want a ride?"
"Uh, yes! Yes of course, please." She speaks. But she regrets it, what if Natasha kidnapped her? Oh God. "And, can she come to my apartment tomorrow?" She looks at her crookedly. "We're not going to do what we were doing today! I promise."
"It's okay, kid. But know that I find out everything that happens in this city, you hear?" She was serious, very serious.
"Yes! I heard!" She nods, but she really seemed to trust Kate. "Can I say goodbye to her first? Before we go." She asks, referring to you.
"Go ahead, one minute!"
"Yes, ma'am!" She gets out of the car quickly and when you see her, you get up, moving towards her.
"What did she say? What happened? Everything is fine? Are we still dating? Did she approve? Did she fight with you? She..."
"Y/n calm down!" Kate cut you off, making you stop talking immediately. "Everything went well... She told me some things, and everything is fine!"
You smile from ear to ear, you look over Kates shoulder towards Natasha, who was looking at both of you. The older woman smiles at her daughter, you does the same back. " She offered me a ride." Kate says. "I'm going, do you want to stop by my house tomorrow? At night, so you know..."
"Yeah, but I don't know if my mother will let me, she must still be a little dazed from earlier today." You scratche your head in doubt. Looking at your mother again and then at Kate.
"I already asked her." Kate says. "Your mother let it, oddly enough." You smile and gives her one last kiss on the cheek, you weren't going to be intimate with your mother watching, obviously.
You say goodbye to your girlfriend and she snuggles back into the passenger seat. Natasha didn't seem to be hurt, angry or anything like that. Which was good, since Kate thought if you told him about your relationship, she would arrest her. The journey was kind of fun, they didn't touch on the subject earlier, and she thanks God for that. Before getting out of the car to go into the apartment, Natasha Romanoff gave her a single order. "Don't hurt my daughter." and Kate would never do that.
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Oh my gosh. OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU GUYS!
I just, for the third time, rewatched Puffs the Play. I need every single Harry Potter fan (especially those of you who are Hufflepuffs like me) to know about this amazing AMAZING show and go watch it PLEASE.
Puffs the Play is a tongue-and-cheek irreverent adaptation of Harry Potter that covers what the hell the Hufflepuffs were doing during Harry's time at Hogwarts. The main characters are:
Wayne Hopkins, a kid whose parents were murdered on the same night as Harry's and who was sent to live with his well-meaning but super weird and oblivious redneck uncle in New Mexico. He grows up as a completely normal muggle child until he gets his letter, at which point his uncle realizes "We gotta talk more" and he gets thrust into Hogwarts. Wayne believes that he's destined for something great and very much wants to be important and save the wizarding world. Unfortunately, Harry is also there.
Oliver Rivers, an American math savant who just moved to England with his family to attend Oxford's mathematics program. Oliver is very VERY salty about Hogwarts not having a math class and has a lot of struggles adjusting to the absolute insanity that is wizard school
And Megan Jones, a girl whose family is known for being "the Puff family. Like the Puffiest of the Puffs." All except her mother Xavia, who was an infamous and dangerous Death Eat---no wait, sorry, Death BUDDY, who is currently in wizard prison. Megan strives to be just like her mother.
These dorks, along with several other background Puffs from the books (Hannah Abbott, Ernie Macmillan, Justin Finch-Fletchley, etc.) navigate 7 of the craziest years at the most dangerous wizarding school guided under their amazing mentor Cedric. . .at least for a while . . . As Puffs, the most beaten up, looked down on, and "worthless" house.
Now, this play is absolutely amazing you guys. It's hilarious, for starters, and takes a lot of liberties with the books. Every single person there is a cloud-cukoolander who is full of adorkable charm and ridiculous sass towards canon. Common catchphrases include:
"HI!" with a signature adorkable little wave.
"We're WIZARDS!"
"We are not a threat! Please be our friend!"
"Oh. My. Wizard. God!"
It's a filmed play that is deliberately low-budget to help with the comedy. Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Godric Gryffindor are all played by hand puppets. Harry is there, played by the same (female) actress as Susie Bones and is an absolutely hilarious oblivious sweetheart, but Ron and Hermoine are a pair of mops dragged around by other cast members. The cast is a total of, like, 10 people who just continually switch roles. The narrator won't stop taking pot-shots at both the canon Harry Potter story and the story of Puffs, and keeps breaking the fourth wall. Some of my other favorite quotes include but aren't limited too:
"HI CEDRIC! Love your bones" -Harry Potter
"J-Finch is imaginary!?!? J-FINCH CAN GO WHEREVER HE WANTS!"
"AVIA FORMES!" (Chucks bird at person)
"If it makes you feel any better, he's ugly, and he'll probably stay that way forever!" (Said about Neville by the way)
"Someone said the snake monster only goes after pretty girls so I shouldn't have to oh I get it they were bullying me."
"JESUS CHRIST YOU ALL ARE 13!"
"Students who are Brave! Students who are Smart! Students who talk like they're about to throw a glass of white wine in your face! And the Puffs!"
It's really funny you guys.
But it is also incredibly heartwarming and can be sad and serious at times. It's a story of unbreakabke friendship. It's a story about how to keep on going when the going gets rough. It's a story that says it doesn't matter if everyone else thinks you're a bit of an idiot or if you're socially awkward or if you fail a whole lot. As long as you keep trying and keep working hard, something good will be there for you (even if it's not the something you wanted). It's a story about embracing your true self.
It's a story that says "I'm a Puff. And I'm staying."
It has also permanently affected the way I read the Harry Potter books, as I project the Puffs personalities (and frequently looks) onto all the Hufflepuffs when they show up in the books, even if a lot of them don't really match.
Everyone, please go watch Puffs the Play, and understand why I have some strange headcanons about the background Hufflepuffs from the class of '98.
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ghostprincessworld · 25 days ago
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Headcanon that at some point, when they are like 27/28 Gauntwood goes on like a 1 month "vacation" without any of the staff. It will be nice to be truly alone together. They rent a cabin that is a bit isolated, not to far form markets and such.
However, they forgot to account for the fact that they don't know how to take care of themselves:
Day 1&2
Going alright, they brought a few meals with them. 
they are free to love each other openly in this private place, this place is beautiful and they love it!
except when they go to bed, they note that the bed had not been made that morning. This is never properly resolved. There are a few attempts to make it, but they resign themselves to a poorly made (mostly an unmade) bed
Day 3
Prepared meals are gone. they go to the market, They have a fun time.
Sidney has no doubts they can figure it out, Henry is like, "Have you ever cooked a chicken before?"Well, no, but I used to watch my mum do it when I was a kid," Henry has absolute faith in his husband because he's an idiot 
“So we just put it in the oven? The chicken and the veggies?" "Yeah that's how my mum did it!" (They are making roast potatoes, carrots, and chicken)
they didn't use any seasonings, butter, or oil, the chicken is overcooked, so dry and plain. The potatoes and carrots are too hard and burnt at the same time. 
"Sidney, I love you, but this is disgusting."
“No, you're right. If you stop loving me, I'll understand." 
they end up picking through it just eating the least inedible parts it's not a lot, and they eat a lot packaged snacks that night
Day 5 
Henry has a brilliant (terrible) idea, he's going to make them breakfast, eggs, and lamb sausage.
Sidney comes into the kitchen when there is smoke everywhere
they put out the smoke, and the (unseasoned) eggs are burnt to the pan.
"WHAT is going on!!!" "I was uhh... making breakfast..."Why did you cook it so long?" "Excuse me, I didn't want us to get salmonella!"
For dinner, they plan to make pasta. Together, this is going to be a team effort. Henry immediately puts the dry noodles in a pot and no water, Sidney stops him.
They call Maud, and she laughs at her useless brother and his husband but agrees to help
"Okay now you'll wanna add any veggies to the sauce" "veggies...?i didn't get any" "okay skip that, just add your seasonings" "seasonings?" "Okay... it gonna be a bit plain"
"Why are all noodles sticking together weird?" "Did you salt the water like I said?" "Oh..."
S: what if we heat the water up twice as hot , then we can cook the noodles half the time 
H: No, it will probably burn them
M: idiots you can't heat water past boiling
Pasta is plain, but edible
Other cooking mishaps:
Pasta take 2: no veggies again, goes way to hard on the seasonings, add like every single one, there is cinnamon in the pasta
Henry makes eggs(unseasoned) bacon and toast (only a little burnt)
"Henry, I love you so much, and this is so sweet, but I don't eat pork"
"Oh god! I knew that! The butcher was just looking at me, and I panicked. " Henry is about to cry
Sidney spends way too long slicing (mutilating) a loaf of bread with a meat knife
Cleaning
By day 3 all of their clothes are wrinkled because they don't know how to iron and they didn't pack them well
It fine they are mostly being seen by just each other, but it makes them feel icky
At the market a woman is looking at henry, and he get insecure and just tells her unprompted that his wife is too sick to iron
By 2 weeks in they have no clean clothes
S: What if we just sent it all to the dry cleaner
H: You wanna send our underwear to the dry cleaners? No we are supposed to be learning this, we are living a simple life
S: What if we were just naked from now on
Back on the phone with Maud, they learn how to wash clothes. They have pasta stained clothes they can't fix. Clothes are wearable again, still wrinkly :(
They wash no dishes for the first 4 days, it's a terrible mess. It takes 15 min to scrub the burnt pan because they didn't realise they can soak the bad dishes
The whole place is a bit dusty by the end
Fun stuff
There is a lake on the property and they go skinny dipping
They fish (and successfully cook it over a fire)
Stargaze: “hey did you that constellation [insert greek info dump]” nerd
Ellwood convinces Gaunt to dance with him
They play card games
They get to be domestic without any prying eyes
Overall, they had a great time! They picked up some novice-level skills along the way and, despite the chaos, they’d be willing to try this again in the future (and they do). When they get back they are this close to kissing Luis on the mouth.
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halevren · 9 months ago
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FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 6
I had to pause Taskmaster NZ for this. Did you guys know that the episodes are on YouTube for FREE?!?!?!?!!?!!
Love the intro as usual, Sarah Barrios goes so hard
HELLO ONE AND ALL!!!!!!!
Hiii intrepid heroes!
AYDA AGUEFORT PLEASE COME BACK I MISS YOU
I wonder if adaine will get a new job this episode
rest in peace Conor Counterspell
I forgot how much happened last episode
"Buttered to perfection"
IT'S ALWAYS HAPPY HOUR AT APPLEBEE'S
RAGHHHHHHHHH
SHE OWES OODLE OF STOODLE?!!??!? SHE LOST HER JOB AND SHE HAS TO PAY THEM?
MILK WITH VODKA...??
"I don't do this to you" I can tell this will be a giggly episode
OH NO. OH NO. THE HELIO RAT GRINDER CLERIC. OH NO
"It's filled with water!"
SPIKED MILK
"Who's a bad baby?" FABIAN I LOVE YOU
CAN YOU FILL THIS RED SOLO CUP WITH BAD BABY MILK
"I'm self sabotaging" I feel you Kristen. I feel you.
"I know in my heart that in his final moments he must have repented and gone—" "No.... No..."
"You should go to hell sometime"
ANOTHER SHRIMP JUMP
HELL HOUND FORM ART OH MY GOD LOOK AT HANGMAN!!!!!
"Smells good"
"Whatever you didn't like about your old self, you feel like, oh, it's present in this kid who is also drinking water out of a beer can." Brennan why must you be so good at pulling heartstrings
Double Kristen 🔥🔥
MOLMAN HOLDEN
SOIL CLUB
AVIATION CLUB
We got like 18 votes 🔥🔥
With disadvantage? oh no.
omg ivy has the same accent as garthy
"Your family is from Fallinel" her mom is gone and she killed her they can't help pay for the diamond
"Hot dragonborn is about to know your shit"
oh adaine... I understand you so well
Adaine and Fabian duo is so under appreciated I need more of them
"Everyone can suck a nut, fuck off"
There is so much sexual tension between Gorgug and Ragh rn
"If you push me too hard, I'm going to shit"
CARBO LOAD ON MILK?
"I think I ate some glass— there was vodka in it???" Oh Ragh my beloved....
Riz rambling is so real
Oh Ragh I love you, you're trying so hard to help I love you you are perfect
LYDIA'S MESSAGE BACK I LOVE HER
CRUSTACEAN NATION
ohhhh Fabian.....
The High 5 Heroes...
OISIN AND IVY... ARE THEY PART OF THE RAT GRINDERS????
"It's not the library, you can't rip the pages out!"
This is a very duo episode. Fig / Kristen, Fabian / Adaine, Gorgug / Riz
I'm starting to think Kristen is trying to be the president of the steelworker union at this rate
FETTY WAP AT HOMECOMING
"I'm gonna be kick flipping the system"
Fantasy High Senior Year main objective is going to be getting Fetty Wap to homecoming
"It's gonna be weird to not be you. I feel home here."
ohhh Emily what are you strategizing rn
oh no.. I think Ivy noticed her change
Fabian is struggling rn
ADAINE, PARTY WIZARD!!!!!!
"I can impersonate the dead when I want"
So much destruction of Fabian's property this episode
ivy isn't very nice. don't go for our girl mazey
THE ICE MUFFETS
oh is Brennan about to make Fabian choose between Ivy and Mazey? I swear to GOD
oh no..... Fabian.....
Mazey being straight laced (?) But still being the absolute life of the party is so good
"(Murph Sobs)"
Fuck the record labels
"Just trying to decide if I want to be bard any more..." OH?
Rough day for Fabian. So rough.
Murph rollin' better.
At least none of them actually did drugs. Just. The bad baby milk. What is the drinking age of Spyre? I don't know
Bad Kids Apicology Arc
OHHHH I LOVE GERTIE THAT'S SO CUTE THE BEE
oh no Fabian vs Gertie
actually it's more like Fabian vs everyone
NEW NEMESIS DETECTED???? OH MY GOD
Riz panic is so real, them getting kicked out of school would be awful
Tracker and Kristen call...........
oh no....
"I'm gonna be President, bitch."
I relate to Kristen too much, this is painful for me to listen to because it's too real
"Maybe she had a shrimp allergy, you don't fuckin' know"
"I hope your new partner is really fucking hot." Oh Kristen
"Riz you're the only one who is honest with me"
OH THE POTENTIAL OVERLAP........
"Tough but fair. Have a great life" KRISTEN.....
Drunk texting Aelwyn.
I MISS AYDA.
Murph is going full investigator rn
The egg slurry
"Fuck!"
I was NOT expecting Fig to be the one to do a full class switch but honestly it's understandable
"We're having to destroy ourselves to pass these classes." As someone who was severely depressed in high school, I resonate with that statement a little too much.
I want to go to a Lydia lunch
"So what's up" Kristen's god is dead.
"took an orb to the chest"
Oh Lydia.... I want to hug her so tightly.
"God baby hospital"
Now I'm hungry for chicken parm
downtime
STRESS TOKENS?????
looks like next episode is dice rolling
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gingerjunhan · 4 months ago
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Heyyy! 🧈 anon once again!
I wanna request something, buts it’s gonna be kinda long!
I was having this thought of like, maybe your gunil’s friend (so you’re a bit older than the other members. Around the same age as gunil tho) and you’re like, number one loser ever. A one way ticket straight to loser town (in a good way).
Like, they’re kind of cringe and talk awkward, but they mean well. So Gunil is tired of them being weird and single, so he sets them up with Jun Han (can’t remember how to spell his name and it isn’t saved on my phone anymore 😭) but he doesn’t choose Jun Han for any particular reason. That was just the first member he thought of.
So maybe the fic could be that first part, just the whole process gunil is going through, and then the date with Jun Han and reader? (Kinda as a prequel to the last fic I requested)
Please and thank youuuuu🩷
☆彡 hi 🧈anon! Sorry this took me so so SO long to get to! I looked back on part one for “the lore,” so this turned into a sweet little high school au! I hope you enjoy it!
part two here!
word count: 1,501 | pronouns used: none | genre: fluff, high school!au | cws: (slight) My Happy Marriage spoilers, swearing, partially proofread, lmk if I missed anything!
Lunchtime had struck again, which meant that this was officially day three in a row that Gunil had to listen to you go on about the new show you started watching. He didn’t mind it at first, but with every new episode you watched, Gunil had to endure yet another lunch period of you squealing about your new favorite obsession.
“Oh my god, Gunil, they finally went out on their first date! It was so cute! He took her shopping, and then you’ll never believe what happened!”
“What happened?” He asked half-heartedly.
“Her sister showed up! Can you believe that? God, she’s such a bitch!”
“Wait, I thought they were already married or something?”
You scoff with a roll of your eyes. “You really don’t pay attention when I talk, do you?”
Now it was Gunil’s turn to roll his eyes. He didn’t mind that you were talking to him about your show, but it had been three days straight of him hearing every single thought in your head about it. There was no way he would be able to internalize every single detail you’ve told him.
“Look,” he started, “I’m sorry, but maybe you should find someone who actually has watched this show to talk about it with.”
“Like who?” You ask, voice laced with sass. Your friend circle was small, to say the least, and Gunil knew this all too well. You watched as he put some thought into his answer.
“Someone like… Hyeongjun!”
You rolled your eyes again, “Not this again.”
“What?” Gunil prompted with a smile. “Shows like this are right up his alley, and he’s a sweet guy! I’m sure you two would really hit it off!” Hyeongjun was one of Gunil’s friends who was a few classes younger than the two of you. You had maybe spoken to the poor kid once or twice, but that was only because Gunil was with you, so you had a mutual friend to bridge the awkward conversation gap. You weren’t great with people, and Hyeongjun mainly kept to himself from what you could tell- and yet, Gunil thought you two were perfect for each other.
“Gunil, I think the only words I’ve ever heard that boy say are, ‘yes,’ ‘no,’ and ‘thank you.’”
“Exactly! You just gotta get him out of his shell a little bit!” Gunil’s hands started to wave around as he spoke- a telltale sign that he was getting passionate about the subject.
You let out a sigh, allowing your thoughts to stir around in your brain. “It would be nice to talk to someone who may actually listen to me…”
“Yes!” Gunil cheered, causing some other people in the lunchroom to look over at him. He didn’t seem to mind. “You should say something to him at the end of jazz band! He’ll be willing to talk, I promise.”
“Okay,” you agreed somewhat begrudgingly. “But if this goes south, you owe me.”
“You have my word.”
Your last class of the day was jazz band, and you couldn’t help but feel a lump form in your throat at the idea of having to go up to Hyeongjun and talk to him without Gunil present. Unfortunately for you, the time passed anyway, and your class was now over. The room was abuzz with the happy chatter of students all ready to make their way home or to their extracurricular sports or clubs. You eyed Hyeongjun, who was silently putting away his guitar. You looked over to Gunil, who was already watching you alongside one of his other friends, a boy who you believed to be Seungmin- a good friend of both Gunil and Hyeongjun. They encouragingly waved you over to Hyeongjun, each of them wearing a big smile on his face. With a sigh, you made your way over to him.
“Hi, um, Hyeongjun?” Your words came out a little shaky, and you really hoped he didn’t notice. You weren’t good with approaching people first.
He looked up at you as he latched his guitar case closed. “Hi,” he said simply, slight confusion lacing his tone.
“Um,” you stuttered, suddenly realizing that you didn’t plan out this conversation in your head at all, which is something you would normally do. You mentally cursed yourself for being unprepared. You swallowed lightly. “I was, uh, talking to Gunil at lunch, and he told me to come talk to you about, um, the- the new show I’m watching? He said you might also be watching it?”
“Oh,” he said with a small smile, rising to his feet and slinging his guitar case onto his back. “What show?”
“Um, My Happy Marriage?” You respond softly, hoping you didn’t sound silly for asking him if he’s been watching a magical romance anime. Much to your surprise, Hyeongjun’s face lit up into a bright smile.
“Oh my god, I love that show! I can’t wait for tomorrow’s new episode!” This was probably the most excited you had ever seen him. Granted, this was also the first real conversation you’ve ever had with him, so that wasn’t a hard goal to accomplish.
You smiled back at him. “So am I! I swear the new episodes are the only thing getting me through the week right now,” you chuckled a little, glad that this wasn’t as awkward as you were expecting.
“Me too,” he chuckled. “You’ll have to let me know what you think of the newest episode. I’ve gotta get home in a hurry today, but I’d love to talk with you sometime! I don’t know anyone else who’s watching this show.”
You nodded excitedly, “Yeah, absolutely! I-I’ll have to catch up with you sometime.”
“Awesome,” Hyeongjun smiled softly. “I’ll talk to you later.” With that, Hyeongjun double-checked to make sure he had all his stuff before making his way out of the band room.
“Ugh, you dumbass!” Gunil chastised, completely forgetting about this half-eaten lunch as you relayed the entire conversation you had had with Hyeongjun to him for a second time. “You should’ve invited him over!”
“What?” You scoffed, “No way.”
Gunil groaned again. “You’re never going to get a date to the prom this way!”
“Like you could help me with that.” You roll your eyes at Gunil’s insistence.
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“The only person I’ve ever seen you flirt with is Jungsu.”
“That doesn’t matter!” He protests, pointing a finger at you. “The point is, I think you and Hyeongjun could get along. You don’t have many friends, (Y/N).”
“Ouch?”
“You know what I mean!” He stresses. “You aren’t the most outgoing, and neither is Hyeongjun. But as someone who knows you both, I can tell you for certain that you have a lot in common!”
“Whatever,” you roll your eyes again; something that you’re now realizing is a common recurrence whenever Gunil opens his mouth. You suppose five years of friendship will do that to you. “I’ll try to talk to him again later today.”
He had opted to tie his hair back today. That was the first detail you noticed when you finally mustered up the courage to talk to Hyeongjun at the end of jazz band again. In the back of your mind, you wonder if this simple action would’ve went unnoticed before talking to him yesterday.
“Hyeongjun?” You approach him, voice soft with a hint of nerve.
He turns and catches your eye as he takes off the strap of his guitar. “Hey,” he smiles.
“Are you excited for tonight’s episode?” You ask with a nervous giggle, unsure of what to say to get the ball rolling.
He nods enthusiastically. “Oh yeah! If you want, I can give you my number and you can call me afterwards and tell me what you think.” His offer surprised you, and unfortunately for you and your bad poker face, it must’ve shown, because he let out a chuckle.
“Well a-actually,” you stuttered out, “I wanted to see if you maybe wanted to watch the episode together?”
Now it was his turn to look surprised. “Really?”
“Yeah! I-If that’s okay. I figured it would be easier to talk about it in person…” You looked away from his eyes for a second. Upon looking away, you noticed his nails were painted with a shiny black lacquer.
“That sounds fun,” Hyeongjun chuckled. You looked back up at him and noticed his smile. You wondered when the pink flush formed on his cheeks, but you chose not to think about it for too long.
“Awesome,” you smiled back. “I’ll go grab the rest of my things, and then we can start walking back to my place if that’s okay?”
“Sounds great,” he confirmed. With a quick nod, you turned on your heels to go grab your backpack and instrument. Once you were a few steps away, Hyeongjun shot Gunil- who had been watching the entire exchange- a look from across the room. He chuckled to himself, rolled his eyes, and mouthed, “I’ll text you later.”
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eggs-and-autism · 1 month ago
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a detailed explanation of every anime ive ever watched bc i feel like it
first of all no hate to ppl who like the stuff i trashed on here, same goes for ppl disliking the things i glazed. technically my first anime was pokemon -but thats everyone's first so ill be brief. my fav series was pokemon black & white, xy and xyz were pretty good but nothing compared to b&w.
as a kid i also loved glitter force and lolirock! not much to say i jst love cartoons. ok real post time:
in 4th grade i was really into animation story time youtubers; especially wolfichu. i NEEDED to have her artstyle. so around that time she among others had mentioned in passing tokyo mew mew, so i found a dub of it on youtube.
tokyo mew mew was okay, i wasnt invested in it i juast watched it to be more like wolfichu. i barely got like 5-10 eps in before i forgot ab it and moved on; deciding i would simply not like anime and draw in an anime artsyle in harmony.
and so i didnt watch anime for the next 2 years. i think i told people i did to be cool(i was not cool) but alas, i was a poser. in 7th grade i was online way more and saw ppl talking about anime a lot, so i made a big list of all the ones people told me to watch and decided i would watch them in the summer of 2021
a bit before summer my bff recommended i watch a silent voice. i really liked it, not much to say, its p fuckin good! i really like Shoko's design.
okay summer time-- first on the watch list was the promised neverland; i got though it in a day and felt mildly positive towards it. it was interesting when i connected it to my favorite comic at the time (space boy) but i didnt wanna rewatch.
then there was mha. my bff really liked it at the time so i did have motivation to watch it- but i felt nothing twords the plot and characters. i watched the first 3 seasons but i rember none of it bc i was so distracted and bord the whole time. no hate to mha fans!! i really wanted to get into it; but i once again came to the conclusion i am not a person who likes anime.
i focused on watching other cartoons for a while but my bff got really into attack on titan; so i said over and over i would watch it but never actually did. technically this doesnt count but i know the whole plot form he sending well structured wikipedia esc infodumps about it. so im mentioning it, sue me i dare you.
i also watched the first season of saki k. it wasnt outstanding but it was funny enough.
a good bit into 2022 i saw people on tiktok talking about watamote, it seemed interesting enough, so i watched it. i liked it more then any anime id seen before(spare a silent voice and pokemon). it wasnt really an interest, i had no further thoughts about it, it was pretty funny and the ending song is a fucking banger witch is still on all my playlists!
durring 8th grade i was also forced by my friend-at-the-time to watch komi cant communicate. now, at first i was told to watch the sub(as the dub wasn't out yet). i dont watch subs. i cant watch them at all, i read slow and there is no enjoyment for me and i dont care about the voice acting i need it out loud. but as mentioned komi had no dub for a while so i sat though the first ep and then gave up. months later; dub was out and i watched it. it was fineeee. standered. it was what i expected; i didnt really like it but i didnt hate it. i was just a person who didnt like anime. no changing that.
until-
around the end of my 8th grade year or beginning of my freshman year i saw someone on tiktok talking about school live club! it sounded really interesting so i watched it- and oh my god. i loved it. to this day i love it. SPOILERS!!: the other girls playing into Yukis delusions for their own peace of mind was fascinating. every characters personal story-- the twist with Megumi-- the depiction of ptsd with Kurumi-- the ending--- i loved it.
so naturally, i assumed it was one of a kind and i simply was not a person who liked anime.
during my freshman year i watched madoka magica. i was recommended it by a friend and it statemented itself as the second anime i turly loved. after madoka i started looking for anime i like again
bloom into you hit me on a personal level, it was like a truck that hit my face saying "hey, this is a kinda relationship that is possible", witch as of me figuring out im aroace has been more relivent to me then ever. i have trouble loving people so the idea of somone wanting a relationship because ill never romantically love them is smth i hope for- but obvi might not happen i just like that its possible.
summer before 10th grade-- i was at my fist con and decided if i couldn't find anything to buy i would at least network. i met a really cool artist and chatted with her for a while. she had a keychain i thought was cute so i asked her what it was from. thus my introduction to bochi the rock! and god, it i really wanted to like bochi. i loved guitar and wanted to learn it; i loved her design; the premise want miserably boring; i wanted to like it! but there was no dub, and god i cannot watch subs, its pathetic but i had to drop it.
during the first semester of my junior year i was still working on the future is blue. i mention this because apon seeing an anime with almost the same premise as my comic, i had to watch it. a lull in the sea was an interesting premise for sure, but i never actually finished it. the seris main theme is fish people face xenophobia, but what stuck out to me most was a pattern i noticed with how people treated the heroin. (this is from memory so i might get stuff wrong) i had BEEF with that way Manaka was constantly infanatalized by her friends. the main character constantly treats her like an idiot who is hopless without him. when she comes home crying after being cat-called by some old pos she is told shes being dramatic. like, no wonder she got close with the fisher boy so quickly, HES NICE TO HER!! still id rewatch it in theory if i have time.
and then there was talentless nana. the game changer.
♡ part 2
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watchingspnagain · 5 months ago
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Rewatching Fallen Idols
Welcome to “Okay So It’s Not a Loki Episode, but I’m Still Super Magnanimous and That’s the Biggest Takeaway Here: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e5: Fallen Idols.
Our boys get intrigued by a case that involves James Dean’s car as a murder suspect, which turns into a series of murders, all seemingly by famous dead people. It’s…weird, to say the least (and can I get an “amen” to the idea that it sounds like something Loki would do? Thank you.) The culprit is Leshi, a pagan god from the Balkans who has found a new feeding ground by transforming into the likenesses of famous people and feeding off their fans. It takes the form of Paris Hilton in the end and wails on both Sam and Dean before Sam can kill it. Cut to an end scene in which the brothers actually…talk? About their feelings? This, too, is weird.
Mace:
maybe open the garage door first?
Lor: 
naaaaaw
Mace:
absolute banana loafs
oh GROSS
Lor:
RIGHT?
mmmm Baby engine
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"back"? where's "back"? they are IN the only home they have. there's no "get back" from anywhere they ever go pets them
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
omg Dean's "you are so stupid" face
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
down, Dean
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
"oh we are definitely checking this out"
Mace:
how his little face just lights up talking about it
Lor:
YAAAAAS
OMG ROLLED UP SHIRT SLEEVES
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
AND NOW HE'S ON A CREEPER I CANNOT
Mace:
HA
OMG SAMMY
Lor:
haaaahahaha SAM
YES
"don't even look at her or she might not like it" I love him
Mace:
YES
Lor:
he needs someone to gently massage his neck and give him little temple kisses
Mace:
okay, if it disappeared, then there’s no research to do, and surely someone else has already done it
HA
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
esp THAT car
Lor:
DEAN WINCHESTER stop lying to girls to get laid. for one thing, it's not necessary
Mace:
right?!?! Jesus, honey, just smile at them
Lor:
RIGHT?
he's mad at you for correcting papers in red ink
Mace:
HA
Lor:
i love that their "this cop is an idiot" faces are different
Mace:
I CAN UNDERSTAND HER
Lor:
"she's not making any sense in Spanish either" like he would know
OMG THAT'S AWESOME
Mace:
HAHAAHA
Lor:
well done!
Mace:
thanks!
omg Sam’s FACE
Lor:
YES
Mace:
i don’t remember this ep at all, but it’s got to be Loki, right?
Lor:
I know nothing, Mace
Mace:
sigh
Lor:
lol Sam's face when he says "that look like James Dean" he's so done
Mace:
LORE
EVERYBODY DRINK
YES
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Mace:
omg Sammy you are so hot when you’re correcting language
Lor:
yeah, Sam, well, say it in Latin, buddy
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
nnnnnggg henley and leaning
Mace:
YES
Lor:
that Ghandi one was really good. looks just like Ben Kingsley
Mace:
I’m pretty sure Gandhi was a dick, wasn’t he?
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
I dunno maybe?
Mace:
I feel like I vaguely remember that he was hugely racist or misogynistic or something
Lor:
i know someone in the history of my schooling made me watch that movie but I remember like NONE of it
Lor:
lol Dean's "aaaaah THERE it is" look
Mace:
YES
I’ve never seen it
Lor:
who's... Gen Y? isn't that what they called millennials before they called us that? because they mostly wouldn't be kids?
Mace:
no idea
Lor:
OMG DEAN
Lor:
he and I are the same person, I swear
Mace:
HAHAHA
dude, don’t lean into the jumps scare, christ
Lor:
RIGHT?
lol even a hunter raised in the life first thinks it's his big brother being a jerk when something goes bump
Mace:
“wanna see my Gandhi impression?”
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
lol
"couldn't've been a fan of someone cool?"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
omg Dean laughing at Sam
Lor:
YES
"that is good. even for you, that is good"
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
iiii feel like there's a little revisionist history going on there, Sammy, hon
Mace:
huh
Lor:
lolol this poor sherriff
Mace:
right?
Lor:
I mean I feel like Dean does treat him like his little brother, but not like he's not an equal?
omg his ARM
Mace:
I disagree. Dean still thinks Sam’s being away at college and rejecting The John Cause makes him lesser
Lor:
huh. interesting
Mace:
that compounds with his Big Brother Knows Best business
Lor:
well he certainly has that
maybe it's the characterization of "dragging me around" that I disagree with? Sam always chooses to come back? and it's not like Sam never picks the case or directs where they're going to go
Mace:
letting him make some of the decisions is not the same as treating him as an equal
Lor:
I can't get over the fact that Paris Hilton agreed to do this
mmm, fair
Mace:
I can’t believe they wanted her to
Lor:
LOL
it's so meta. I really hope she gets it
omg the wink
Mace:
huh. I really don’t care if she did or not.
YES
Lor:
I sense that you do not care for PH
Mace:
i do not think about her at all, in fact
Lor:
very good. I think watching this episode is the only time I've ever thought about her. except for the times I had to read persuasive essays about her from students
Mace:
ha!
Lor:
awww, Dean offering to let him drive
Mace:
indeed. LETTING him drive. but sure, he totally sees him as equal.
Lor:
Dude it's HIS CAR
Mace:
it’s their father’s car.
it’s THEIR car
Lor:
he gave it to Dean, though
Mace:
fine, but making a big deal out of LETTING him drive it is my point
Lor:
grumble mutter whispers maybe you have a point
Mace:
graciously lets you joint the correct side of the argument
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
it's always been your magnanimous spirit that's drawn me to you, Mace
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serendertothesquad · 2 months ago
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Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "Odd Ones In" Episode Followup, Part 1
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May the days of the whiteness of the Big O's desk be forever remembered in favor of this thing that flashbanged me and made me nearly drop my glasses.
No, guys, seriously. I am looking at this thing. It is floating. Why is it floating.
But enough whining. It's October 1st and that means Odd Squad UK has officially premiered! With it, we get a bunch of episodes that have been graciously pulled by a friend, @personinthepalace. Many thanks goes to them! (And all the work they've had to do throwing them up in other places where YouTube failed.)
For those unfamiliar with how these work, it's pretty standard: I watch the episode, plop screenshots into this post, and react accordingly in text form. Sadly, until I can get a new laptop and some privacy, Seren Reacts videos will be on hold.
So join me below the break for screaming, crying, and much, much asking of "did I hear that right", "what did they say?" and "hi doctor, I might need hearing aids".
(This will also be Part 1, due to Tumblr's 30-photo limit. I can amass as much as 50-120 screenshots for a single episode, so this will be broken into many parts. To find them all, peruse the #seren's studies tag!)
(Oh, and spoilers. Don't read this, or any of the other parts, unless you've seen the episode in full.)
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With huge props to those who guessed Captain O would be doing the intro, in line with how Oprah used to do it in the past in order to not spoil new characters.
It's funny because from what I've seen, Captain O goes out onto the field a lot more and doesn't just play the role of Ms. Exposition. I like that change!
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I'm...well...okay, maybe this doesn't surprise me given how Ozzie was literally in the first promo picture...but sure. Fine. I dig it.
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Osgood has his own cookbook, and quite frankly, I'm just mad they didn't give Oksana one. You're telling me the girl cuts food with diamonds and she doesn't have her own cookbook? Piss off the roof and pray it rains.
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"I'm in charge of an organization of kids like these...but...not these..."
OH MY GYAHD THEY BROUGHT BACK THE BIT FROM SEASON 3 ONLY IT'S LESS SPECIAL NOW.
Look, I was there when people went nuts over Oprah bringing all six main characters (at the time) back for a cameo in the intro. I went nuts. It was beautiful!
This just doesn't hit the same. It tried to aim for my heart and instead got me in the nose.
...I still laughed, though.
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Most of the stuff in here is taken from the trailer, but there is some new stuff here too, like Captain O giving a big "fuck you" to what I have to assume is a construction worker seeking help on a nearby project.
...Look, I'm a dumb lil' American. You are bound to get fed misinformation up the wazoo. I am bound to not use Google because I am allowed not to and also I am lazy and tired. Don't ask me how shit works.
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Ah yes, I see that, in addition to upgrading the special effects used for exiting the tubes, they also upgraded the special effects and animation used for riding the tubes themselves.
Once again, I will point to "Down the Tubes" for a comparison and ask you which one looks better to you. My vote is down easy.
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This is a wooden ship and they have couch cushions.
WE ARE NOT ON A LUXURY PRINCESS CRUISE THIS IS A CAPITAL SIN PREPARE FOR DESTRUC-
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My God, it's like they saw Season 3, saw people hated it, and upped the ante more than if literally anyone else sane bought Twitter from Elon.
The fact that I could probably tell you what episodes these bits all came from is terrifying. Terrifying still, I'd only get half wrong.
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*deep inhale*
Two things: who thought this was a good idea, AND WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT HAVING AN OFFICE BEHIND A WATERFALL WAS A GOOD IDEA.
Caves behind waterfalls are where villains run off to. Where treasure is buried. It's not- oh my God...oh...my God.
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Okay, legally, you can't have finger guns in the UK, so Captain O is committing a crime AND GET YOUR KEYS AWAY FROM MY CAR THAT I SPENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FIXING UP IT IS A JOKE. A JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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From a height angle, this is as jarring as Omar and Oneta up against Maine Mr. O.
Back then, when there was the followup for "The Void",there was a joke that he could probably be their little sibling. Like, little little. Like "generation gap" little.
The latter most certainly holds true here.
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OH THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T BRITISH-FY THE LOGO. THANK YOU JESUS. BAD ENOUGH I GOT FLASHBANGED ONCE YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN?????
But also, rest in pieces to the creator credits appearing here. Usually that only happens when the creators have done some egregious thing and episodes are edited to remove their name in most capacities. (And I'm staring The Loud House down with the fury of a thousand suns. You are better off not knowing.)
Here...Tim and Adam have done nothing egregious, but it's still jarring to not see their names up here. They're not showrunners, but give the men some credit, damn it!
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I gotta say, one second in and I'm already digging this episode. Most Precure episodes I watch don't even get that far enough in to make me say "wow!"
But oh man is this Tube Lobby crazy retro. I mean if the film reels back there didn't give it away...
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And your writer for this episode! Mark is basically a pioneer within the franchise, having written some fantastic episodes that, if I listed them all, would derail the entire followup. He's got strong writing chops and I can't wait to see what he does with this one. Basically, if you see his name pop up, you know shit's gonna be real good.
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And your...ah...producer. I don't think we've ever seen a producer credit on here before. The name's not familiar, so I'll assume she's one of the British staff and hope she can work her magic better than 70% of Season 3's writers.
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Not even past the first ten seconds yet and already I've spotted my first criticism: the audio balancing.
I went into the gadget competition video thinking it would be fixed. Much to my dismay, it has not, and that means my eardrum hairs will have to suffer for a good 22 minutes.
...
Scratch that and make it 12 episodes' worth.
To my body, I am so sorry in advance.
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And your director for this episode. This guy had an interview regarding references in Odd Squad UK that I unfortunately never found, even after asking about it and spreading the word around. Quite a shame, but now that the show's here, I can go play Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon: Delusion Edition and cry profusely.
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Honestly, as much as I want to be a sour realist and say that no one is this excited walking into work...I'm more focused on the planet/glowing Perplexus maze ball/good God what is that Seymour.
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The guy has his own cheer team waiting for him when he comes into the bullpen, and either this is some weird-ass Department of Help perk or this is the happiest Odd Squad precinct I have ever seen in 10 years.
See, Otto was a happy guy. Olympia was a happy gal. Omar was a happy guy. Where are their cheerleading teams, hehh?? Where are their teams?!
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*spits out Pepsi at such an insanely fast speed it beats Comcast by ten thousand miles*
THEY HAVE AN AGENT WITH DOWN SYNDROME?!?!?!
IT TOOK THEM
10 YEARS
TO HAVE AN AGENT
WITH DOWN SYNDROME?!?!?!?!?!
...Okay look, I had a friend with cerebral palsy and from watching this bit repeatedly I don't think this agent has it...
BUT THEY PUT IN AN AGENT WITH DOWN SYNDROME ALL THE SAME AWWWWWWWWWW HNNNNNNNNNNGH MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
I'm not even mad they did that before a canonically autistic agent. I'm not mad. I'm not mad it exists. I'm not mad they could have done this 10 years ago and given a raspberry and a "fuck you" to all the ableist critics. How the fuck do you expect my ass to get mad at this? I'm not fucking barbaric, sweet Jesus Christ.
Only a minute in and this is by far one of the best things of the episode, right here. I can't gush about this enough. You ask me why I love this franchise, and this is one of the reasons.
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"I work in the Department of Help. It's my job."
Thank you, Ozzie, but I didn't spend a year waiting to get slammed face-first with exposition. I could teach a college class on this entire show/season at what was my dream college before nu monies crushed that.
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Just to note: the last time we ever saw a PA system used by a Director was -- and correct me if I'm wrong -- Oprah in "The Jackies", a good 10 years ago.
The fact it's become a mainstay for Captain O and her precinct is a lovely bit of continuity, if unintentional.
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I remember seeing part of this set a long time ago in a BTS photo. Nice to see another angle of it!
I like the seafaring stuff in here too. Scuba helmet, what looks to be maps of islands, a telescope...the only funny thing is that Ozzie staring down Captain O here is the equivalent of Otis staring down Orson aaaaaaaaand I can't get that out of my head now. Beautiful. Thank you.
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As if the Oona image Easter egg wasn't enough, they have to go and reference toast again?
I'm not even mad, this literal humor is on-brand and hilarious, but this being the 10th anniversary series, it's funny they choose to reference this and not Sheila.
...Or maybe they will reference Sheila later. She does have that Bizarre Brigade show...
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It's probably unintentional on Alexander Shaw's part, but this line here sounds so artificial it's like maybe, just maybe, he has something to do with it.
...
MA GET MY TINFOIL HAT I'M GOIN' OUTSIDE-
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"I'll be brief: I have no idea why all this is happening."
Very few kids shows can sell a character to me and make me slam my wallet chock-full of bills down on a single line, but Odd Squad UK did it with Onom and I have no regrets.
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Is...hold on, is this is a whole-ass meeting Captain O's having in here? It's not just Ozzie, Onom and Orwell?
Either I'm trippin' like hell or this is the live-action equivalent of needing background characters to fill up spaces in a scene.
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And just like that, 13 chances for name-drops of past "living legend" agents were shot with bullets going into all the crucial arteries in the bodies.
How does he know about Orli? Who the fuck knows! He's got a better chance of knowing about the 13 "living legend" agents in question than some girl working behind a goddamn waterfall!!
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You ever watch Adult Swim and it cuts right from the show to an ident scene?
That's what this is. Only there's no ident, it's mid-episode, and it's so sudden that it's like half of the ASMR memes on the Internet that jumpscare you.
(On to Part 2!)
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sleepy-lil-kit-kat · 1 year ago
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your fic with hades was SO CUTE!!! i loved it! :D i was wondering if you could do something else with him? it can be anything!!! i think he would be super protective as a cg!!! maybe meg and hercules question his ability to watch over a regressor, thinking their not safe with him. i dunno just a thought!! thank you!!
skies will be gray
~600 words, not on ao3
same as before, disney's hercules and some Greek mythology. set ambiguously post-canon
cg!hades, regressor!reader, ascended-to-godhood!reader. due to being from a pov that is very attached to hades, not wholly sympathetic to meg and hercules. hurt/comfort
i ought to admit, this... isn't my best work, lol. i rewatched hercules and it still didn't feel right, but i felt bad letting the request sit too long in my inbox. Meg and Hercules are... sorta the villains here? they're doing it from a place of caring, and Meg has a lotta issues with Hades... they're not bad guys really, but they are making a mistake (maybe one i might write them fixing later. who knows!)
- k!nk/nsfw please dni! this is a sfw age regression post! -
requests are open! see my pinned <3
"Lord Hercules, Lady Megara. My Lord speaks of you both." You clutch your chiton tightly as you look at the two heroes, trying not to betray your nerves too strongly. Or betray the fact that you really, truly, do not want to speak.
"My father's mentioned you as well." You stiffen up at that, even though it's probably just the usual gossip that goes around when a mortal ascends. Probably, most likely, flavoured with that disdain for Hades and those that live with the dead that all the gods above have.
"I see. Well, please excuse me, but I must be getting on with my duties." The formal mask serves you well, here.
"What exactly is your domain? Hades is as close-lipped as ever on the matter."
"Well, Lady Megara, I don't–see how it is of any concern to you. Please excuse me." You bow shortly, then step back and let your form dissolve into smoke, so that you can be on your way. So that you can escape.
(It's quite likely, you think, that you'll need to sit with Hades for a while when you get back. And he'll rant about how the gods favour the heroes born to them, but you don't mind that.)
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"You manage to get that stubborn ghost back down here?" Hades is as ever, and that in itself is enough to calm you just a little.
Mechanically, you nod, then sit yourself down on your cushion, letting yourself go sort of limp.
"Stressful time up there, huh? You ran into someone?"
For a second time, you nod, and hold up two fingers so that he can see.
"Two someones, huh? Don't worry, kid, barely anyone's likely to come down here after you."
You flinch.
"Ran into someones who... might?" He himself sounds hesitant now, though he hides it well. "It wasn't Hercules and Megara, though, right?"
Though you don't say anything, your stillness is answer enough.
"Oh, mercy," he says, and then you spy, at a distance, the two heroes. Hades rises to his feet, and so do you, clinging to the fabric of his robes as though it's anchoring you to reality. "So nice to meet again, heroes," he drawls."
"You've been hurting the godling."
Rapidly, you shake your head, but you don't think they see it.
"Hades, we spoke to them earlier, and they said–"
"They spoke? That's strike one, then, because if they can help it, they don't." Hades's firey hair turns red as he interrupts Hercules. "Go on, why do you think I'm hurting the kid."
"You're hardly the best candidate to care for anyone!" Megara's eyes are practically burning as she says it. You know of their history, you know that she has every reason to think this, but–
You tremble slightly, clinging tighter to Hades.
"Get out."
"But-"
"Get. Out."
Even faced with the god's wrath, his form covered in ruby-red flame, they don't back down. Hercules puffs up more "Not unless-"
"Stop it," you whisper, unable to take much more of this.
Improbably, the two heroes hear you. Hercules pales, and they both–
–they say something to each other, and then they leave.
There's a beat. Hades turns, crouches down. "Hey, hey kid," he says, tone oh so gentle, gentler than you think you've ever heard it before, despite the rage that he'd been in just a minute ago. (He'd... he'd calmed himself, for you.) "Those idiots are gone now, yeah?"
You nod, slowly.
He sighs slightly, though it's not you he seems aggravated at, and lifts you up. Unlike what usually happens though, he just holds you there. Like a moth to a flame, you press yourself closer to him, soaking up his shadowy-safe presence. In his arms, you're so small, so protected. Nothing could ever hurt you.
All is right with the world.
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toastess-with-the-mostess · 10 months ago
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Let's Rewind! Toast watches Voltron: Defender of The Universe (1984)
Season 1, Episode 33: Attack of the Fierce Frogs Season 1, Episode 34: Lotor Traps Pidge
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Episode 33: Attack of the Fierce Frogs
Ah yes, more Pidge trauma this episode, this show just keeps on giving
Zarkon's saying the same shit as last episode "find a weakness in voltron's armor!" like dude, you tried that and Lotor STILL got his ass kicked, now I just think you like the free show your dope of a child gives you
How does the Drule fleet keep getting into Arus space, like did we not have a whole system that alerted them of incoming enemies? This is why everything goes to shit so fast and so easily
Some children have found the pre robeast tadpoles! Obvs not knowing anything, Pidge is all to happy to educate the kids all about them god he's such a cutie, he means so much well but the universe just keeps kicking him :c
kid: idk,, it's a long walk to carry all these tadpoles,,, at that point just ask pidge to ride in green LMAO, i think he's enough of a sweetie to do that
A DOG?? I DON'T THINK WE'VE SEEN THOSE ON ARUS BEFORE
Ah yes Pidge, gifting Allura tadpoles in the hopes of one of them becoming a prince, best idea
And there's the robeast transformation, y'know if they employed this tactic more but spread it all over I feel like they'd have a better chance at destroying voltron but oh well they're forever incompetent
WELL REST IN PIECE TO THAT COAST GUARD SHIP, THEY'RE GETTING ATTACKED BY THE FROGS
The ship name is Altea, iirc in golion that was the original name for Arus, but I guess they repurposed it this time
man,,, pidge only wanted to be nice to the kids and the princess, of course something goes wrong for him again with the frogs being inside the castle AND at the kids house
PIDGE STAYS STRAPPED
the frogs sound like Pokémon
I'm sorry why are there just barrels of gasoline outside the house, that fucking dangerous
1 group of robeasts down, one giant robeast left to go
I know this is like,,, a serious situation but man does this scene feel extra dramatic you're telling me this boat is super modern/futuristic yet still has a wood steering wheel that breaks into pieces the second this guy puts any weight onto it? Okay I guess
HEY GUYS WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP ROCKS IN FRONT OF THE SHIP THAT'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THEM INSTEAD OF YKNOW PUSHING THE SHIP SO IT DOESN'T CRASH INTO THE ROCKS IN THE FIRST PLACE
Oh i thought the frogs were going to amalgamate into a big robeast but ig not, they were all destroyed and Lotor sent out a whole different robeast to take on Voltron instead
NOT THE PIDGE, THE POOR BOY JUST GOT DRAGGED UNDERWATER
Okay we're good he got out of the headlock and it's voltron time! I don't think we've seen Voltron form up underwater yet, but I know he's BEEN underwater after forming so maybe it's not so bad
Oh? green lion is flooding, this is like the second or so time we've seen Voltron actually take damage? Inch resting, the stakes are getting higher
LMAO fucked up voice line, it's the red lion who helps green get off of the robeasts hold (again) but Hunk is the one who's apparently helping him, LET LANCE AND PIDGE BOND YOU FUCKS
Annnd now the cockpit of green lion is flooding, Pidge is going to have a fear of water/drowning for WEEKS
my yelling has been answered, Lance is praising Pidge for stopping the flooding and being brave while doing it, they're so brother coded your honor
Blazing sword formed, robeasts defeated, and somehow Lotor is still on Arus though he's doing his usual complaining about voltron not being defeated Looks like a reuse of a scene, cant remember which episode now, but I know I've seen it before
/episode end
Episode 34: Lotor Traps Pidge
Double Pidge episode this time, of course it's trauma filled poor boy
Sorry say that again, Planet Arus doesn't have hurricanes? What do you MEAN their storms never get to that level Coran
"We must save the buildings!" "No it's the people we must save!" Okay I know Allura's right here but wouldn't protecting the buildings also be protecting the people in it? Like be fr right now, shelter is what they need
Keith knows what up, good idea on watching out for looters in a time of crisis
Hello children fighting?? Pidge I know this is a serious time but maybe figure out why this kid is so adamant about stay behind instead of immediately throwing hands- NEVER MIND HE GOT BITCH SLAPPED WITH A DEAD RABBIT GET HIS ASS PIDGE
IM SORRY DID PIDGE JUST STEP IN A FUCKING TRAP?? THAT'S HORRIFYING also he did mention they were illegal, and I love that he believes in the government but buddy no government is your friend, literally remember what happened to Balto, two governments failed you AT THE SAME TIME
The kid's name is Tommy (real original dotu) and he helped pidge out of the trap and back to his house, great timing for pidge to remember he mentioned something about staying back to take care of someone which he realizes is his sick mother Maybe listening first before throwing hands is a better option Pidge lmao
Zarkon: Don't harm the planet or people more than nexessary, I want them all! Lotor: I'm planting a bomb under the crust of Arus to blow up the castle and the planet Zarkon: EXCELENT! Make it make sense you guys
Pidge how do you know what a groundhog is, actually why am I asking I feel like he'd learn about every earth holiday, and it's history for funsies
Did they reuse the dream sequence Lotor had a while ago in this too? The scene seems so familiar especially because it has Allura in a wedding dress
Why do the villains keep calling the team and the people of Arus humans? Like I'm assuming here they're all aliens (minus Keith Lance Hunk and Sven) so why humans? Maybe it's an old colony planet that eventually grew into its own society and subrace
Pidge and Tommy are officially friends, how cute also Pidge's foot is still giving him trouble, which I'D ASSUME SO SO WHY IS HE RUNNING ON IT
PIDGE JUST GOT PUNCHED AGAIN BY ONE OF LOTORS COMMANDERS EXCUSE ME?? this is a very violent episode for dotu omg
Hunk pls,, i'm on the other guys' side now please dont rant to a sick mother about letting her son go caving could kill him, she has enough to worry about and she doesn't even know the half of it!
VERY VIOLENT THIS EPISODE HUH DOTU, Pidge and tommy and strapped to the giant bomb now, totally not horrifying to two little boys
Lance comes in to save them! I'm not sure how blowing up the control table for the bomb stops it instead of blowing the thing up but yeah i can work with that logic, except now the castle is being attacked and ofc Allura was left behind in there
All is mostly well now, all five lions are out again, and hey Lotor's actually prepared this time and his robeast was the drill he's been using this entire episode, thats pretty smart
Voltron formed, robeast defeats, and apparenty the bomb timer wasn't actually stopped? but jk it was and the team threw the bomb into space where they exploded it themselves get your facts right dotu, this is a lot even for you
/episode end
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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 10 months ago
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Pls tell me your ideas about their maybe-mom. And also any other ideas you have been playing around with that you are willing to share. Submas homelife hcs are always so interesting and fun esp if they're ones I've never heard before
WAH OKAY!! under a cut because. oh god i talked so much. i didn't realize that was gonna happen oops.
actually the funny thing is i have so many things i'm really solid on abt this character except for her uhhh. name. my first thought was anita virosa joy as a shortened form of amanita virosa (we'll get to why) but there's already a character in unova named after amanita so it feels... weird... and then i was also thinking about shepard joy, bc i think shepherd/shepard is a sort of fun thing to call both her and the subway bosses, and also bc it sort of nods to the only unovans with a full canonical name, the harmonias, who are named after musical tones (ghetsis specifically is named after a tritone), as a reference to shepard tones. but then idk if i want to change anita.
and uh. oh god this post is gonna be 50% talking about names, fuck. but unovan names are generally three parts. they use the roman tria nomina, so it goes first name-last name-last name part 2. which is why AVJ/ASJ, and not just AV/AS or AJ. the majority of the time, the last last name denotes a branch of the family, generally stemming from one person who was notable enough to earn a new one.
anyway, the last part of her name is definitely Joy. this is... getting into the region of hcs where i always sort of stop and go "dude this is pokemon. where are we going with this." but anyway, Pokémon Center Nurses in this hc are also generally referred to as "Nurse Joy," like the anime nurses, because their actual legal name is, always, Joy. this is bc the Joy Nursing Order is very intense as an organization, and it's kind of a requirement to adopt the name as a symbol of dedication. this is also why they all look the same like, down to the hair. Nurse Joy is almost like a character you adopt during work hours. most regions just have the family name and personal name, so you'd be XYZ Joy or Joy XYZ, but since unova has three names, it's not uncommon to see people preserve one part of their family name alongside Joy. i guess she could also be joy shepard? hmm.
...anyway. so yeah. she's a pokémon center nurse! or, a retired one, by the time of bw. and the reason why i'm not sold on her being like their, birth mom? or "adopted through normal legal channels" mom? is i don't think she intended to have. kids. being a nurse joy is kind of a demanding job and she's also super single (albeit pretty extroverted with a large social circle, but not really anyone that's like, coparent-with-me close). this is one of those things i keep going back and forth about, but right now what i'm thinking is that maybe the twins were originally the kids of friends of hers, who were very not prepared for having twins or kids as uhh. demanding. as they were. it might have originally been a temporary thing, where said friends went "hey anita i'm sooo super sorry to do this to you but can you watch them for a while while we uhhhhh leave. thx." and then she was like fucka you i'm keeping them. and they were fairly young but not like, babies at that time, probably somewhere in the 8-12 range. but this is all maybe things. if this IS the scenario, i think they're still vaguely in touch with those people (bc extended family interactions with other bw chars maybe) but probably don't consider them family. anita is their mom, thanks.
outside of being a nurse and their mom, her main hobby is pokemon fostering/rehab. she does both. her home's always overrun with little guys. she'll take more or less any of them, as long as they fit physically in her home lmao, but SPECIFICALLY she really likes poison types. her main partner's probably an amoonguss. (this is why the amanita virosa connection.) her one major deviation from the Nurse Joy Uniform is all of the bandaids and such because her hands & arms are perpetually fucked up. it's fine tho. she's used to it. a small price to pay for poison type.
relatedly i think the garbodor on the subway boss teams is actually from her originally. one of her major life goals has been a campaign to get larger unovan cities to shift from trubbish eradication efforts & perceiving them as pests towards actually treating them as worker pokemon, and giving them better care, with alolan grimer and muk and galarian weezing being a major source of inspiration. garbage pokemon are a known phenomenon! if you treat them right they will not be deadly!! she's actually been making pretty good progress on this one, esp. after she retired and could devote more time to it, and esp. in nimbasa city for no reason in particular.
while a lot of it is their own personal thing, i think she also encouraged parts of the twins' specific attitude towards responsibilities and like, general life philosophy. like, "you always have a duty to work with the task or the problem that's in front of you, to improve things for the people around you," etc. which is also sort of a joy nursing order attitude but she takes it to heart and applies it to the rest of her life in a very specific way. and then they took that and put their own spin on it.
i think she lives in anville town, maybe? somewhere where she can have a big enough house and yard to have two kids and a rotating cast of pokes, so not the city, lol. she's close with them still, and they visit pretty frequently (it helps that it's so easy for them if she's in anville) and also sometimes have pokemon for her or will help rehome some of them. and then she's friends with quite a lot of the town, and has established favor exchanges with them (mostly consisting of "anita my purrloin has a cold" or "anita i have a cold") so she was able to lean on quite a few other people to help look after these twins she'd... acquired... when she was busy with work. although they would have probably also come in to the pokemon center with her sometimes!
aaaaaand that's pretty much the whole character brief i think! there are other more minor things but i don't want this to be a mile long, lol, and most of it is "idk maybe" stuff. if you read this the whole way uhhh. thanks! i hope you enjoyed. like i said i had a lot of thoughts about her lmao.
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undertheknightwing · 1 year ago
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I have to ask gar
I already did Gar but I can do him again no problem >:)
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First impression
THAT'S MY SON. I first saw him when I found clips of Titans on youtube and Beast Boy has always been my favorite so when I saw him in Titans OH MY GOD my heart EXPLODED. I fell in love immediately 💚 He's the only reason I started watching the show and he's still the only reason I go back and watch it.
Impression now
Even though he's treated worse than a side character, what little they did with his character is everything I wanted from Beast Boy. Even as a kid I got bored with Gar being the "stupid one who eats pizza and says dude" and wanted more darkness to his character, and Titans gave me that.. in like tiny amounts but still! I got angsty shit to work with. Other than his character being upgraded, can we acknowledge Ryan Potter for a second because his performance was utter perfection 🤩 Gar probably wouldn't be as great of a character as he is if Ryan didn't get casted as him. Ryan's Gar will forever be my go-to version.
Gar is my special boy who's constantly spinning around in my brain. Whether it's strictly Titans!Gar or my own version of Gar, he's always up there 💚
Favorite moment
Other than the ones I mentioned in my other ask, I really like the scenes where Ryan actually got to have emotion, like when Gar finally snaps and yells at people. A scene from s3 where Gar is yelling at Dick to stop his lone wolf bullshit and starts to beast out is sooo good. And for the same emotional acting reasons, the scene when he tears that dude apart and is terrified afterwards in "Asylum" is heartbreakingly amazing.
Idea for a story
In the show, I wish they actually did something with the Red. They made it seem like it was gonna be important to the main story but it wasn’t, it could have been cut out of the plot and nothing would change. I would have made it way more important to the season, like use the comic storyline it comes from. Brother Blood wants to resurrect Trigon but can't without the Red so he goes after Beast Boy to use him as a sacrifice since he has a connection to it.
In Titans it would be Mother Mayhem but the same idea, she wants Gar because he has most powerful connection to the Red anyone’s ever seen and then cue all the angst of Gar realizing it's him who's a part of a world ending prophecy this time. Plus we'd learn much more about the Red that way.
Unpopular opinion
I said it once and I'll say it again: I don't care for his suit. The design is just weird to me and looks extremely out of place next to to the other Titans' suits. Also what's the point of giving him a suit that shapeshifts with him when he rarely ever shapeshifts?? And by the end of the series he's living in the Red dimension and isn't a superhero anymore.. so??? It was just a check box thing I think, no real thought put into it other than "we gotta do this before the show ends".
Favorite relationship
Besides Rachel, Gar's relationships with the others is very surface level and can be boiled down to one thing. No one shares any deep connection or has any meaningful scenes with him (again, besides Rachel), it's mainly mission related or to set up a joke when the others interact with him. I can not think of a single scene where one of Titans had a regular conversation with him. So I'm going with his relationship with the Red, it was super cute and it's a fact it cares a ton about him. It changed it's color for him because he likes green that's so 🥺 he's the favorite child fr and he deserves to be.
Other than Titans, I greatly enjoy writing my Gar's relationships in Escapism obviously lol
Favorite headcanon
A universal one I use for my fic is that he does have pointy ears, fangs, and claws but learned how to temporarily shapeshift them away so he could blend in with other people and explore places outside the manor without unwanted attention. And I imagine he can have a tail too. His human form is just that, another form he can shapeshift into. It's a disguise to look normal enough so he can exist around others without feeling like a monster.
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sepublic · 2 years ago
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            I have a slight dilemma in the whole “A good portion of the Escapees want to kill Lloyd for the Sins of the Father” type of deal, because like. Admittedly, these powerful, (generally) competent, grown-ass adults repeatedly pouring everything in to kill a child is fairly ridiculous. Esp since it doesn’t feel like they pour that same energy into other things that should also abide by their reasoning (more on that later).
         It’s basically the Plot saying Screw this kid (who is a main protagonist) in particular, because things are from his perspective and need to suck. Like the reasoning behind “The Boss VS when you unlock him as a playable character,” though to be fair I DO want to tackle that sort of thing in my stories. Basically it’s a holdover from Lloyd being the central protagonist back then, because this DID all originate as a deeply elaborate Ninjago prequel keep in mind.
        But back to the point: To be fair, I could weigh into that madness of the Escapees even more, the irrational, emotional immaturity and how they’re driven by a mindless rage and they KNOW it’s stupid but they just don’t care at this point, and Lloyd has some appeal of his own as an easy punching bag. Well, a punching bag who SHOULD be easy, but there are people with their own stakes, pragmatic and/or unconditional, in him.
         And some of the Escapees DO have other motives (like Tamericus wanting to make the Philosopher’s Stone, Barracudox wanting to change the status quo of this family who has watched over but also meddled for generations, Lynkos liking the challenge of an impossible feat and finding Lloyd’s insistent survival enticing)… Plus, it’s admittedly hilarious seeing these dudes dedicate so much time to this nephew by virtue of proxy, because at some point Lloyd teases that they may as well go after someone’s pet goldfish by this logic (not that there is any, he of course concedes for the Escapees).
         Though I should clarify that it’s not like they’re spending ALL their time trying to kill him, nor is he the one they spend the most on. It’s the other adults who were actually responsible, but from Lloyd’s perspective, it feels like the Escapees’ entire lives revolve around him because that’s the only time he really ever gets to see or hear from them. He sadly does not have any connections to his relatives to build upon a more sonder worldview of these losers. And honestly, Lloyd probably isn’t even exaggerating that much…
         Is it all silly in the end? Definitely. But this particular series of mine does like to embrace the absurdity and inherent humor of a lot of things, while also going straight into the sheer horror of them at times (did I mention Fullmetal Alchemist was a formative influence upon me). Maybe it really is a matter of changing the Escapees’ motives/plans so as to necessitate them trying to kill Lloyd, but while they intend not to let it be personal though it comes across that way, Lloyd goes F it, it’s personal to ME by this point so why not? Why not make it so and irritate them as much as possible as a bit of payback?
        So you still get the hilarity of these fully-grown adults trying to murder a child, but also some of them are TRYING to retain the decency of not letting it get to their head, because to be fair yeah I’d also respond angrily. He’s fully entitled to his emotions. I AM being unreasonable. And OH MY GOD DID THAT LITTLE SHIT SAY THAT
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twoballs-onehammer · 1 year ago
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This is incredibly important, and I am so glad someone has put it into words (quite well, I might add). As an aspiring nurse, it is very frustrating to see people constantly demonizing healthcare providers, but at the same time, I do understand. When you are suffering, to be treated as if your problems aren't important or believable is devastating. Nobody deserves to walk away empty handed from a place where they were supposed to be given answers, and to those who have had to experience that, I am so sorry.
(Went on a bit of a tangent, just be warned. Also I want to preface this by saying that I am in no way trying to excuse any of the things mentioned below, I am simply trying to explain why they may be happening. Please understand that)
What makes me so upset, however, is the fact that the general public are completely uninterested in trying to develop any empathy for people in healthcare. They don't want to hear about the things we have to see and do on a near daily basis that will be with us until the day we die because Oh My God things like that just simply do not leave your brain ever. They don't care that we are routinely being put at risk and taken advantage of by healthcare administration, which is why we are unable to care for our patients in the ways that they deserve; because we literally do not have the resources to be able to do so, the hospitals will not pay for them. Nor do they care that we are regularly abused by patients and family members, physically and otherwise. And they absolutely don't care that no, they may not particularly stand out amongst the crowd because we've just seen eight other people who were complaining of the same problem, but made it their mission to punish us for not agreeing to the form of treatment they preferred (it is always something Bad okay. It just is. And trying to explain why we cannot provide them with livestock dewormer, or a school note saying their kid is exempt from getting the flu shot because mom thinks it's a breech of her parental rights for the basketball team to require everyone get inoculated is absolutely exhausting). We are overworked, underpaid, underappreciated, and often times we are forced to watch people suffer unnecessarily at the hands of their own caretakers- or even themselves- because they think we're sadists who have one goal in life, and that is to make other people hurt.
Most of the time, that is not even remotely true. Yes, there are genuinely mean spirited, narcissistic, manipulative, cruel, hateful healthcare workers out there. Trust me, we see them, we work with them, they're awful to us too, and unfortunately, oftentimes they're the ones who keep their positions the longest.
But the majority of us are not like that. We want to help you, but we're human, and this job will cause even the kindest people to become a little jaded after a while. Please work with us, understand that we are not trying to make Your life harder, we're just working under really poor conditions in an industry where empathy is viewed as unprofitable by the people who employ us.
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THAT SAID, I do want to emphasize that if you feel your healthcare provider does not have your best interests at heart, please find another. Ask for a new nurse, we'll do our best to find one. Look for another doctor, there are good ones out there. Ask questions, we want to help you understand your situation better. Trust your gut, if the issue seems like it goes beyond that of someone just having a tough shift, leave. Your health is so important, you don't have to settle for less than you deserve when it comes to finding the care you need.
A number of my friends from college became IT people and so I’ve heard firsthand all the bullshit they have to put up with at their jobs. But at the same time I know that this constant exposure to people who don’t know the first thing about computers warps their perception to the point that they automatically assume their users are idiots, and so if you have an actual IT issue that’s more complicated than the usual 3 things they will be so dismissive and doubtful of you and will assume you are in the wrong to the point that you have to be a bit of a persistent asshole to get it across that your problem is real.
Anyway I think that’s probably the same problem with doctors
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orenjibot · 5 months ago
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I writing this shit down so i DONT forget it 😭
OC stuff
magician phantom thief (not kaito kid)
Phantom thief guy… his name is dandy. I made him as an oc for smth else but his concept is banger (thief using actual music to steal). The guy steals cause he thinks its fun
fortune teller
Fortune teller is blessed by the gods like literally, luckiest guy on earth, and dandy’s friend..
He’s dandy’s friend cause dandy won’t leave him alone as a kid but now its been reversed lmaoo oh also he’s rly good at divination/smth like holy magic
great witch (merlin level amazing)
Great mage… is dandy and fortune teller’s mentor. Like legit merlin fgo powerful. She never stays in 1 place and slacks off
The mage is like old but we dont talk about that. She cares for her students greatly… she just flakes and ditches them lmfao
2 witches of time
The 2 witches of time who coincidentally look like each other but they are not twins NOR are they doppelgängers. One is the with of the past and one is from the future. They each have a monocle that when combined form the glasses of time
witch of knowledge (librarian)
Witch of knowledge runs a living library with every book in existence. She has the same power as raziel but is also able to summon beasts/ppl from books too.
Ive been wondering if i want her to be the actual owner of that domain or the assistant of the actual owner but actual owner where??? (Also wandering like the great mage) lmaoo
witch of possibilities (treasure hunter)
The witch of possibilities is an offshoot of smth else i wanted to do with her and i like rly wanted a steampunk aesthetic for her lol
Her powers of possibilities is a very restrictive form of controlling probability. Alternatively, she is also seen as the witch of hopes/dreams
Her original concept is that ppl in her world have endless potential, which can be taken away by monsters or bad ppl. Potential when extracted from ppl take the form of crystals and other shiny things. Losing them will make u lose ur motivation in life
She sorta goes around as a rouge savior who sometimes helps ppl out with that, hence why she’s a treasure hunter. The base for her is from a DIFFERENT story i had about someone who can steal dreams
So as a treasure hunter, she does take ppl’s potential but only the amount they paid as collaterial for a request. So she doesn’t get greedy and ppl can regenerate their potential power if u dont take too much/the important part of it
It Can be destroyed by ppl btw! But it can be gained back to some degree or fully as well since it isnt as if u destroyed or stole the core of their potential.
There was a story with her where there are others with this power too but there’s obv bad ppl who do it for profit/gain
It was basically about stealing and crushing other ppl’s hopes and dreams. A story about finding her core and not giving up on ones hopes and dreams.
There’s a bunch twists for her but yeah that was a short traintrack shift rundown of her concept
magical items antique shop owner
The antique owner is from another story i had with a cursed camera (soul shutter, my beloved). I gave him an honorable mention because i think he’d fit it rly well in a fantasy setting too.
His story is uh… his bestie sacrificed herself to seal the cursed camera so now he watches over the camera while also running a store of antique goods… he’s searching for a way to get her out of there. It’s been years since the incident and he hasnt found any leads
they like each other but its like theyre besties so it isnt fully romantic? If one of them asked the other out, they’d give it a shot sorta friendship. (It was originally romantic but i’m scrapping that lol
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