#oliver rivers

[bellwood-qudditch]

The original 40

Abbott, Hannah (Half-Blood)

Bones, Susan (Half-Blood)

Boot, Terry (Half-Blood)

Brocklehurst, Mandy (Half-Blood)

Brown, Lavender (Pure-Blood)

Bulstrode, Millicent (Half-Blood)

Corner, Michael (Half-Blood)

Cornfoot, Stephen (Pure-Blood)

Crabbe, Vincent (Pure-Blood)

Davis, Tracey (Half-Blood)

Enwhistle, Kevin (Muggle-Born)

Finch-Fletchley, Justin (Muggle-Born)

Finnigan, Seamus (Half-Blood)

Granger, Hermione (Muggle-Born)

Goldstein, Anthony (Half-Blood)

Goyle, Gregory (Pure-Blood)

Greengrass, Daphne (Pure-Blood)

Hopkins, Wayne (Half-Blood)

Jones, Megan (Half-Born)

Li, Sue (Half-Blood)

Longbottom, Neville (Pure-Blood)

MacDougal, Morag (Pure-Blood)

Macmillan, Ernest (Pure-Blood)

Malfoy, Draco (Pure-Blood)

Malone, Roger (Muggle-Born)

Moon, Lily (Half-Blood)

Nott, Theodore (Pure-Blood)

Parkinson, Pansy (Pure-Blood)

Patil, Padma (Half-Blood)

Patil, Parvati (Half-Blood)

Perks, Sally-Anne (Half-Blood)

Potter, Harry (Half-Blood)

Rivers, Oliver (Muggleborn)

Roper, Sophie (Half-Blood)

Runcorn, Alice (Pure-Blood)

Smith, Sally (Muggleborn)

Thomas, Dean (Half-Blood)

Turpin, Lisa (Half-Blood)

Weasley, Ronald (Pure-Blood)

Zabini, Blaise (Half-Blood)

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

Oh my gosh. OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU GUYS!

I just, for the third time, rewatched Puffs the Play. I need every single Harry Potter fan (especially those of you who are Hufflepuffs like me) to know about this amazing AMAZING show and go watch it PLEASE.

Puffs the Play is a tongue-and-cheek irreverent adaptation of Harry Potter that covers what the hell the Hufflepuffs were doing during Harry's time at Hogwarts. The main characters are:

Wayne Hopkins, a kid whose parents were murdered on the same night as Harry's and who was sent to live with his well-meaning but super weird and oblivious redneck uncle in New Mexico. He grows up as a completely normal muggle child until he gets his letter, at which point his uncle realizes "We gotta talk more" and he gets thrust into Hogwarts. Wayne believes that he's destined for something great and very much wants to be important and save the wizarding world. Unfortunately, Harry is also there.

Oliver Rivers, an American math savant who just moved to England with his family to attend Oxford's mathematics program. Oliver is very VERY salty about Hogwarts not having a math class and has a lot of struggles adjusting to the absolute insanity that is wizard school

And Megan Jones, a girl whose family is known for being "the Puff family. Like the Puffiest of the Puffs." All except her mother Xavia, who was an infamous and dangerous Death Eat---no wait, sorry, Death BUDDY, who is currently in wizard prison. Megan strives to be just like her mother.

These dorks, along with several other background Puffs from the books (Hannah Abbott, Ernie Macmillan, Justin Finch-Fletchley, etc.) navigate 7 of the craziest years at the most dangerous wizarding school guided under their amazing mentor Cedric. . .at least for a while . . . As Puffs, the most beaten up, looked down on, and "worthless" house.

Now, this play is absolutely amazing you guys. It's hilarious, for starters, and takes a lot of liberties with the books. Every single person there is a cloud-cukoolander who is full of adorkable charm and ridiculous sass towards canon. Common catchphrases include:

"HI!" with a signature adorkable little wave.

"We're WIZARDS!"

"We are not a threat! Please be our friend!"

"Oh. My. Wizard. God!"

It's a filmed play that is deliberately low-budget to help with the comedy. Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Godric Gryffindor are all played by hand puppets. Harry is there, played by the same (female) actress as Susie Bones and is an absolutely hilarious oblivious sweetheart, but Ron and Hermoine are a pair of mops dragged around by other cast members. The cast is a total of, like, 10 people who just continually switch roles. The narrator won't stop taking pot-shots at both the canon Harry Potter story and the story of Puffs, and keeps breaking the fourth wall. Some of my other favorite quotes include but aren't limited too:

"HI CEDRIC! Love your bones" -Harry Potter

"J-Finch is imaginary!?!? J-FINCH CAN GO WHEREVER HE WANTS!"

"AVIA FORMES!" (Chucks bird at person)

"If it makes you feel any better, he's ugly, and he'll probably stay that way forever!" (Said about Neville by the way)

"Someone said the snake monster only goes after pretty girls so I shouldn't have to oh I get it they were bullying me."

"JESUS CHRIST YOU ALL ARE 13!"

"Students who are Brave! Students who are Smart! Students who talk like they're about to throw a glass of white wine in your face! And the Puffs!"

It's really funny you guys.

But it is also incredibly heartwarming and can be sad and serious at times. It's a story of unbreakabke friendship. It's a story about how to keep on going when the going gets rough. It's a story that says it doesn't matter if everyone else thinks you're a bit of an idiot or if you're socially awkward or if you fail a whole lot. As long as you keep trying and keep working hard, something good will be there for you (even if it's not the something you wanted). It's a story about embracing your true self.

It's a story that says "I'm a Puff. And I'm staying."

It has also permanently affected the way I read the Harry Potter books, as I project the Puffs personalities (and frequently looks) onto all the Hufflepuffs when they show up in the books, even if a lot of them don't really match.

Everyone, please go watch Puffs the Play, and understand why I have some strange headcanons about the background Hufflepuffs from the class of '98.

[ifucanthang]

why is there like no content about the play puffs on here. puffs enjoyers wake up. 🙁

[something-rotten]

Harry & Friends for Like Fading Memories over on AO3

No time for proper illustrations, have some low effort anime-style character sketches.

[taviamoth]

art by the.gauntlets

gofundme for the family

[sciencebees]

I'm sure you've seen a ton of posts like this by now but if you're able to, please check out the Operation Olive Branch spreadsheet.

They currently (5/7/24) have a list of 848 families that need funding to escape Gaza. Anything you can donate will help no matter how small. It all adds up significantly, especially the more people that share and donate.

If you're not in a position where you can donate then please at least share. The more people that do, the better chance there is for these families to get help.

Don't stop talking about Palestine

[bleakbluejay]

you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.

grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.

[batslime]

Remaking because the other post got little traction. They’ve raised a lot, but still need almost $40k. Tamer and his family need help.

Please spread as far and wide as you can. Donate, follow his Tiktok to see updates on his situation, and boost his most recent video.

[sugas6thtooth]

[sammygender]

sam and dean at 8 and 12

sam and dean at 10 and 14

sam and dean at 12 and 16

sam and dean at 14 and 18

[kittennature]

i love being inspired by shitposts on the internet

[thewhiteraven2020]

From the river to the sea!!

[rhodoforwinter]

Here is some art made by my friends supporting the A15 (April 15th) plan for a free Palestine!!

The first is by @tourmaline-v4x !!

Go to A15Action.com for more information! 🇵🇸🍉

[taviamoth]

art by the.gauntlets

Dr. Huda Abu Khater's Instagram

gofundme to help them

[sciencebees]

If picking a family from the Operation Olive Branch spreadsheet feels overwhelming then let me share a family with you.

This fundraiser is for Alaa Ayad and her family. Alaa was a college student in her final year when her family was first displaced by bombing. Since then they've been forced to relocate six more times.

This family needs food, water and medication and they are trying to escape Rafah for safety in Egypt.

Please donate if you can. As always, any little bit can make a difference in someone's life. It all adds up together towards the same goal. This is a real family vetted through Operation Olive Branch that needs help.

If you can't donate then please at least reblog and share. The more people that see this, the more likely it is for people to donate. Currently at the time of posting (5/28/24) they've reached less than 5% of their goal. Please help Alaa and her family get the resources and safety they need.

[webkinzpossum]

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