#and like obviously he IS a badass
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Sometimes I will see giyuu referred to as a "stone cold badass" and I have to resist the urge to be like. Noooo he's just a little loser guy. That's a man who is so bad at socializing but wants to makes friends soooo badly. His best friend is his adopted little brother (who gently bullied his way into that position), and he very badly wants to tame (befriend) the feral bastard who stabbed his adopted little sister. I don't think he's ever understood a social cue in his life
#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba#giyuu tomioka#his relationship w shinobu is also very funny#and like obviously he IS a badass#but i dont like when people act like he isnt a total dork who is full of so much love is makes him fumble a little#silly guy with bad communication skills who cares so much about his new family#and also his old man crow
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#im like three halo books in while i finish reach. i really like cortana and the chiefs relationship in them#like in the games and in the books is he very stoic? Yes. And he doesnt talk much/has a few badass lines. its great#but you can tell hes kind of ever so slightly a jokester in some of the halo cutscenes and hes obviously capable of close friendships#Like in the books. So what im trying to say is the chief would definitely be down to take a cute pic w cortana bc she wanted to.#halo#loneart#master chief#cortana#i guess this would be…#halo 3#? who carez. have fun.
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Thinking about a flesh avatar Jon au where he keeps leaving more and more bones in the shape of hearts on Martin's desk like a weird fucked up cat but it's okay because Martin matches his freak no matter the universe
#some super hot sexy person (me) should continue writing this instead of shoving it on Tumblr#i love the fact that you can make an argument for jon being literally ANY entities avatar#like obviously hes the eyes wet dream i mean look at him listen to that annoying academic voice (affectionate)#but like....#mmmm badass jon who's slightly less of a dickhead#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#tma martin#jon tma#the magnus archive fanfic#kinda#tma jmart#jonmartin#teaholding#or i guess idk fleshdrinking someone make them a cute ship name#martin blackwood#jonathan sims tma#jonathan sims#jon sims#the flesh#the flesh tma
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It's crazy that people still uphold show!Sansa as a well-written character and pretend that liking her is the pinnacle of feminism when it would be infinitely more impactful to acknowledge her terrible and misogynistic writing. This is the same character who, while written by two men, was thankful for the abuse she suffered because it allowed her to grow. The same character who we had to be told was smart because the writers were too lazy to develop or show her intelligence. The same character who had to rely heavily on the men surrounding her and ended up accomplishing nothing on her own merit ( and no, thinking that she deserved to be Queen doesn't mean that she earned it). She is not well-written, she is not complex, and she is not a feminist character. Which is fine! If you enjoy her then good on you, but please stop pretending that she's something she isn't just because you feel the need to justify liking her character
#anti got#anti d&d#anti show sansa#anti sansa stans#like literally one of the worst written characters on that show because they tried so hard to make her the most important#while being entirely incompetent and their only method of doing so was to steal from other characters which ruined the plot#the only arguable achievement was defeating LF but even then it's written in the script that she had to go to Bran to explain things#/she rallied the Vale army!/ no she didn't 😭 she wrote a letter to LF and he did everything. instead of showing her arc in the Vale and#her learning about politics to rally them herself they took the quickest route to give her a /badass/ savior scene#which only ended up making her look selfish + power-hungry for putting her brothers' lives at risk for not telling anybody about said lette#and idiotic in the aftermath after relying once again on LF even though he was very obviously manipulating her#/pawn to player/ sounds catchy on paper but without seeing that growth/development it doesn't work#Arya was terribly written but at least we /saw/ her training in a way we never did with Sansa#and people try to apply this same logic to the books and think she's gonna suddenly spring forth as a political mastermind#when that's not how George writes...we see characters develop and make mistakes on page and get actual earned growth#feminism isn't defending the writing of two men who gave her a rape plot not in the books because they thought it was /interesting/#when the only aspect of that plot they adapted was a woman suffering abuse :/#and as per usual with stansas their only /evidence/ of her being well-written is accusing you of being misogynistic if you don't like her
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This got long and annoying so its under a cut now
The way in the fight w the museum director insul gets the same big injuries he has given trianon (so far), aand particularly the ones that T thinks back on often as specific sources of fear/humiliation/control (pepper sprayed in the eyes; kicked in the balls; choked with smth small and thin ((wire / car window)))….. im too tired to formulate a proper Thought abt this but the fact this all happens right in front of tjat one painting of dante & virgil in hell + insul and the director are in the exact same pose right as insul is about to die* is obviously so meant to evoke the idea of contrappasso….. at this stage trianon isnt “””strong””” enough (doesnt understand Insul enough and most importantly doesnt fully inhabit himself and his own strengths) to be able to pay back Insul’s violence (as he does later, though not in such a literal way anymore) so tje director will do for now🥰 bc they both need to descend into hell they both need to be subject to physical and psychological violence in order to strip down layers……. so its cool how the director serves that purpose for this phase 1 both in story for insul himself (who eats shit in this fight) and also as a sort of alert for the reader like make no mistake they are BOTH gonna get put thru the ringer. even the top has to wade through cocytus! or smth
#i wrote and erased so many asides and digressions bc they were nit relevant but#and obviously im not trying to imply this is a story about giving back what you got just as bad in order for Badass Self Improvement or#whatever to be achieved#like the n1 innovation of SW in so much Twink Chained To Radiator and Tortured literature#is that the resolution is not ‘he chains tje kidnapper back😈 he seemed so uke and frail bjt hes the strong one now!’#NOR ‘he learned to be happy chained to the radiator (or toilet ig) bc thats what he wanted deep down all along#and just needed a tough strong man to give it to him❤️’#but rather it creates this beautiful and perfectly calibrated solution where#the suffering that one party inflicts on the other becomes fundamental to the existence & identity of said party#and vice versa. ‘if i lost you i would lose part of what happened to me / insul reached back answering the same’#like by the ending insul does still absolutely have physical power over Trianon and he beats his ass black and blue regularly lol#but also Trianon has this gorilla grip on insul’s soul and sense of self and self worth; a sense that was kind of nonexistent or#dormant or repressed in Insul before and hed managed to be a ‘strong’ person without it bc thats the kind of thing you can live without in#Society if youre a strong able bodied masculine man. but trianon teases out the messed up abused little boy underneath and its like#NOT at all a beauty and the beast hes vulnerable around me ❤️ fantasy its actually kind of horrific.#like trianon does very much do some psychological torture yandere shit to insul …….. and by the end he COULD kill him and walk away but#he CHOOSES to do that……..#and ofc this is all deeply weilian not as in lines up perfectly with what she says necessarily but is very much in discourse with her ideas#anyway I’ve typed so fucking much and for what….. -_-‘’ sorry#serious weakness
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every time i see y'all talk about personal habits with muses all i can do is picture emmrich with one of those multi zip leash things bc y'all need an adult (affectionate).
listen, this man has a routine. he thrives on it. lives by it. a place for everything, and everything in its place and that's how he keeps himself from spiraling (if you want my honest opinion). up before the asscrack of dawn, he's getting in his exercise, he's done his grooming routine, he's dressed, and he's ready for breakfast and tea by the time some of the others are either falling asleep or zombie walking toward the coffee.
so believe me when i say it's not just bellara he's worried about, do y'all wanna talk. please drink some water.
#( headcanon )#// no but i was thinking about this earlier#// because a psychogogue is like#// basically a spirit therapist#// plus he's obviously got some bereavement training#// because yeah he's a badass combat mage and can talk to the dead cool#// but part of his job is still the actual preparation of bodies and comforting the living#// so he's gonna hit you with that when he sees you're not taking care of yourself because everyone in that lighthome#// becomes important to him#// thanks for coming
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trans headcanons of the winchesters are always extremely fun to play around with and i can see most of them. but one that always rings slightly false to me, despite a love for it due to self-identification and the fact it’s definitely interesting, is transmasculine dean. simply because if you’re going according to canon this would require him to have transitioned at some point prior to johns death, probably much prior, probably as a youngish kid. and i genuinely do not think that ever could’ve happened. he values johns approval too much and is too scared of demanding too much of him.
like even aside from whether john is Actually transphobic (i doubt he’s like Cartoonishly transphobic he probably would be annoyed by it slash not care much, interpret ‘not caring’ however you want) just the whole Thing of coming out where you’re like. “Hey dad im actually a human person who has an internal sense of self and such that doesn’t happen to be You 2.0 and am not the gender you thought i was and i feel emotions to such an extent that i actually like need to transition”…….
no fucking way dean would ever be able to do that to john while he’s still alive. please. teenage transmasculine dean would be like Well yeah sure i want to be a guy but that’s not an option for me whatsofuckingever. and crucially he’d be like that even if he knew entirely about trans people. now this is why transfemme dean works so well. because you just know it would take her at least thirty years to even consider it for a singular second.
on the other hand transmasc sam works so well because you can picture teenage transmasculine sam realising he’s a boy and promptly making it part of the whole entirely justified and very cool and fun teen angst rebellion FUCK YOU DAD thing. he could let spite carry him to the point of coming out. dean? he is burying that shit deep.
#Idk there’s still stuff to play with i find really interesting#at the end of the day it’s like. canonly dean buries everything about himself and just takes on the shape of his dad dads music dads car#dads jacket dads anger etc-#dean is expected to be a certain way. and he becomes very good at that certain way#he’s playing the role his father decided for him long after his fathers dead#i think a theoretically transmasc dean while still just as determined to prove himself and like. into hunting and probably vaguely the#machismo of it all too like canon dean. i think he would still very much as a teenager play into the whole eldest daughter mary 2.0 (more#than in canon he’s already mary 2.0 but he’s also meant to be john 2.0)#like transmasc dean would bury it and keep performing badass Tough Chick femininity#obviously after transitioning he’d be just like canon dean but he’d have to get to the point of transitioning first Which would take foreve#dean conforms to the role john expects he does what he thinks is needed of him#hence why it’s so hard to imagine a younger him transitioning. transition is a deviation from that tightly plotted role#Hence why in canon maybe transitioning would save her because it would inherently mean she’s gotten over some shit!#ANYWAY. gender in spn is so interesting#dean winchester#trans dean winchester#I still love transmasc headcanons though ofc#spn#oliver talks
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N e ways here's Jack's actual design for the au I posted about the other day lmao
Love this sorrowful lizard.
#minecraft story mode#mcsm#mcsm jack#jack mcsm#Mcsm au#Me when old man yaoi#Except one of them has been turned into a creature and thinks he's a disgusting unlovable monster..#And the other adores him and thinks he's the most stunning man he's ever laid his eyes upon..#“stop making slightly tragic Jurm AUs” how about suck my nuts.#Loser.#Anyways I've mentioned this au to one of my friends but for those I haven't told about this#Basically Romeo set up the ender dragon as a challenge for the order. As he does. But obviously Soren just blinks it out of existence#And Romeo is pissed but like he didn't set any rules AGAINST doing that so he can't really do anything about it#But he never let the idea of big badass dragon battle go#And when he kidnaps jack (or Petra) he smushed them together with the dragon to create the ultimate champion#Like the totally chill and sane guy he is#Clemont_ine#Also yes his design is based on falin from dungeon meshi#No it wasn't on purpose at first#But then I realised and I just decided to embrace it lmao#Angelic Yuri Vs evil yaoi.#Chimera champion au
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imagine saikis friends all making miis or sims of each other and theyre all going insane because they all picture saiki so differently for some reason- like the avatars look reeelatively similar but none of the features are actually the same and- why are some of them giving him a permanent smile ???
#this situation varies GREATLY depending on how far in the series it is LOL#i really want to know how they see him#like physically how they picture him#it's obviously changed since the beginning like yumehara doesnt see him as a generic kindly prince anymore but#still#his resting expression ranges from very happy (nendo) to very blank (most of them) to fucking PISSED (the psychickers)#kaido made him look almost as badass as he made his own avatar and it was embarrassing for both of them#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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E: We've come here for the girl. Give her to us or we kill everyone here. Starting with you.
Haylijah in every episode -> 1.07 Bloodletting
#hayley being the definition of 'prison for life'#feminist obviously#but she didn't mind him saving her#like she did most of the work#but her relief when he was there#he's so attracted to her being a badass#but that hug is everything#haylijah is just superior#best tvdu ship#haylijah in every episode#to 1x06#haylijah#elijah x hayley#hayley x elijah#elijah mikaelson#hayley marshall#tvdu#the originals#the vampire diaries#tvd#the mikaelsons#tvd gifs#haylijah gifs#tvdu gifs#gifset
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spreading my regulus black was a neek agenda
#said lovingly obviously#but#hes a little loser freak if anything#i love fics where hes like insanely badass but to me he will always be nervous and awkward#jess yaps。*♡#regulus black
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Everyone rightly talks a lot about the queer coding going on with Scream 1 killers but also like …. Sidney Prescott, man. That is NOT someone who in to men lol.
#I’m not doing the trite bc she’s too badass!!!!1!1!1!1 thibg#*thing#I mean every time she has to have heterosexual relations it’s like you can hear Good Luck Babe playing faintly in the distance#I know the textual reason is she’s mourning her mom and has a creepy boyfriend who is pushing all her boundaries#and her instincts are telling her there’s something off with him#but god there’s something else there that feels soooo potent#you even get Tatum and Stu as a foil where obviously he’s a creep who Just Keeps Killing His Girlfriends#but they do put in a good show of being into each other#IN THIS VIDEO ESSAY I WILL
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my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown
cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way
certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles
"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him
badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together
god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭
#mine#punkflower#spiderverse#can yall tell i am Not Normal rn#COOL HOT BADASS FUNNY HOBIE JUST!! *clenches fist* JUST!!! just fuckin swooning#like a victorian lady whenever miles does Anything#i mean do yall SEE the way he pays attention to and looks at miles in the movie?#i am unwell. i will never be able to emotionally recover from this#just... god. i love it#hobie brown spider punk just trailing after miles#joking with him and wrapping him up in all of the clothes he can manage to bring#practically screaming silently for miles' attention at every moment#showing off a lil bit when theyre swinging#dont get me wrong hobie is a very very cool guy. when miles isnt there#miles: shows up#hobie: immediately turns into the worlds biggest clumsiest clown to ever exist#miles: smiles#hobie: crashes into 2 walls a telephone pole and falls over a fence#bonus points if miles literally has zero clue the entire time#bc like obviously miles KNOWS hobie is ridiculously hot. this is canon#but SURELY someone like hobie has nooooo interest in him whatsoEVER right guys? …right? ahaha#IDIOTS the both of them#idiots in love#this is a trope i will never tire of ever#also the skinny-hot comment is a reference to the official atsv script#LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY#it is filled to brim with homosexuality and plenty of funny ass lines of miles being jealous#but miles my boy. my baby boy#look at me#you need not be jealous of hobie. YOURE the one in the middle of the love triangle NOT GWEN
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Hello I'm randomly thinking about Healin Good PreCure for the first time in years and looking back at how wildly people misunderstood the point and expected every other season to follow a plot point that's very specific to it
#very jarring change of pace from talking about Jewish issues i know but like LISTEN#yes everyone loves Nodoka and the conclusion to her arc obviously. i love it too#but people saw her refuse help for an insanely specific reason and immediately jumped to 'every cure should now kill their villains!'#NO#THAT'S MISSING THE POINT#IT'S NOT ABOUT PACIFISM OR REDEMPTION IT'S ABOUT PERSONAL AUTONOMY#Nodoka might have forgiven or helped Daruizen if he wasn't going to take her over. make her sick and on the verge of death again#this isn't about forgiving him for being a villain but about him wanting to violate Nodoka's body#it's a very personal matter that literally only applies to her because no other cure was in this situation#none of them had to deal with a literal virus that wanted to crawl back and literally destroy their life#screaming again NODOKA ISN'T A COOL EDGY BADASS SHE'S A GIRL RECLAIMING HER BODY!!!!#SHE'S NOT A COLD BLOODED KILLER SHE'S A KIND GIRL WHO ALSO REALIZED SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO SACRIFICE HER HEALTH!!!#the expectation that every other cure after her should be violent ignores that A:#SHE WASN'T VIOLENT#SHE ONLY TOOK HIM DOWN AFTER HE LEFT HER NO CHOICE#and B: ignores. again THE EXTREMELY SPECIFIC SITUATION SHE WAS IN#yes Nodoka is a queen you go girl#but she's not a hashtag violent villain killer#the other cures aren't wrong for being forgiving#the desire for violence shouldn't be forced on a series all about compassion!!!!#anyways. um. as you can see I'm normal about PreCure#mango rambles#PreCure#healin' good precure#healin good precure#forgot how i tag it#nodoka hanadera#Cure grace#anyways um. time to watch Wonderful PreCure I guess!
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I just love the intro and expectation we get for Jin Ling in the beginning of the donghua, like he’s flying through the air with his bow shooting 3 arrows at once like an expert marksman, hopping from tree branch to tree branch with his hair majestically blowing in the wind and then for literally the rest of the show, he’s either passed out on the floor or being rescued from a ✨situation✨ ?????
my boy got princess coded SO hard
#mdzs#jin ling#mo dao zu shi#mdzs donghua#jin rulan#it’s so fuckin funny to me honestly LIKE#obviously they needed SOMEONE to be the resident damsel in distress#but after they introduced him like a total hotheaded badass#I was NOT expecting it to be him lmaoooo#young mistress jin#baby boy#mdzs juniors#my favorite disney princess actually#🌸👸🌸#apple babble 🍎#and if he’s not passed out on the floor he’s passed out on LSZ’s back or bridal style in WWX’s arms like P L S#ultimate blorbo#im love himb
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I just had a quiet 'A-ha' moment over S19, and for like, the handful of us who enjoy the whole 'Simmons is a Church theory/Au' or 'Grimmons and Chex Character Foils' introspection... I know that throw was likely (98.5%) for Donut, but now I'm kinda happy it was Simmons throwing it to Tex. Like. . . The core of this whole 'A-Ha' moment wasn't 'Oh hey, they're bonding' it was that in this one moment I realized... Oh hey, the two people always prone to 'Fail' at things just 'Fucking Won' . . . . And then viewing it as a Simulation Church is running is like 'I'm letting them have this moment' ... I think that's pretty neat.
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb simmons#rvb tex#And like even Sigma was like 'Har har you always fail'#an Tex was all 'Yes but actually No'#And Simmons - the obviously 'fail' character - was like a total badass this time? I mean he was to me..#I just like how these characters Foil one another#So ... okay... one tiny net positive in a sea of net loss...#S19 made me feel things - Empty is a thing#rvb restoration spoilers#rvb spoilers#S19 spoilers#red vs blue spoilers#red vs blue restoration spoilers#for those who enjoy the 'secret kid theory' it feels like a dad watching threw a window as his son plays catch with his mom#Leonard can't throw for shit.#If Alison had raised Carolina you know she'd have been doing all the physical sports stuff still#anywho just a random 'Hmm' moment I had
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