#and leave everyone else alone

[areyoudreaminof]

Look, if you’re gonna send me hate mail, at least be creative with it.

[lifblogs]

And you should probably give your therapist a call.

You are correct. You’re not rude. Anymore. You’re cruel and fucked up. I know the people who know you in real life are afraid of saying no to you. First you ignored clear set boundaries (which actually is rude, so congrats on that, genius), and now you’re wishing violent things on a stranger who doesn’t feel like putting up with your bullshit.

By the way, internet harassment like this is illegal in the US. Thank you for giving me evidence to show to police if the need ever arises.

[mrbrightxside]

Guess whose birthday it is today! Omw to the retirement home! 🎉🥳🎆

(Yes technically it passed at midnight but 🤫🤫🤫 I was busy and wanted to share a quick post of a "gift" I drew for myself, thank you all for your support for the past few months and on all my posts, I appreciate you all more than I can express, you're the best <:D)

[tk-duveraun]

This is probably retreading crow Yuan ground, but crow spirit Shen Yuan to transmigrated into a crow!! When SJ didn't die as expected. The system gives him a little boost to get started on cultivation as well as "mini games" that increase his cultivation and but the time LBH comes out of the abyss, SY has a golden core and can communicate with lbh though he's a long way from a human transformation.

But this point in his life, LBH knows to be wary of everything, but also that crows are intelligent and loyal so he gives SY a chance and once he discovers they can communicate easily, allows the bird to hang around.

It's good to have a spy - and not even a demonic one or one first loyal to MBJ (looking at you, shishu). Crow Yuan is very supportive of LBH's schemes and plans, but extremely critical of LBH's women. It should take more than a "you deserve better than her" and a few squawks to dissuade LBH from his conquests, but something is sharp and bright and he DOES deserve better

When LBH has a breakdown over QWY forcing herself on him by coercion, SY goes into overdrive. He'd thought that scene was sus but now he's on the war path.

He goes and retrieves a ton of magical items and precious manuscripts to help LBH handle xinmo so he's never forced again. SY keeps waiting to feel bad as some woman dies bc LBH refuses to save her with his dick, but that feeling never comes. He feels a little upset, but mostly at airplane for designing the world that way

LBH still knows sy is upset and eventually research reveals there was a non heavenly pillar cure AND the woman's village should have known it. He goes back and strongarms them into doing regular sex pollen education.

Then it happens again

And again.

SY is starting to get confused about LBH's conquest against wife plots. Shouldn't he be, you know, conquering the land?? Not that SY is complaining. LBH never seemed to enjoy his power, he just never wanted to be trampled on again. It was like that study about how money does buy happiness, but only to a certain point. Maybe power was the same?

After sy learns SQH is airplane, he whole -heartedly encourages LBH to force more and more demonic sovereignty on the North just to give airplane more work. Especially since SY, with his front row seat on LBH's shoulder, has seen tons of demonic courting live and knows MBJ wants a piece of that.

Meanwhile, SY's cultivation improves by leaps and bounds with the help of LBH's blood and various gifts from the protagonist.

SY really wants to hate all of the silver bangles and other decorations he's gifted, but his brain is still a crow's brain at the end of the day so he suffers it with dignity.

At one point he realizes maybe he should stop cultivating. After all, if he's a human, the dynamic will change. LBH might see him rejecting marriage offers as a threat rather than good advice. LBH might think sy wants more power and riches for himself rather than for LBH

[platypusisnotonfire]

Bees and wasps have something against me personally idk my like pheromones are rancid to bees. I stepped out into the deck to tell my mother something once and a wasp instantly flew up and stung my arm. I had been outside a total of three seconds. My mother had been outside for hours and nothing was bothering her.

have you ever been stung by a bee?

[deerhobbs]

[numberonetacostan]

Obliviously fruity vs excellent gaydar

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya and his metaphors, but it's always about how he wants to escape or disappear from a certain situation

[fairsweetlonging]

thinking about crowyuan saving liu qingge from his qi deviation and disappearing before he can fully wake up so he won't be recognized (him being a demon and all), but it causes liu qingge to accidentally mistake him for shen qingqiu.

there is a massive fight during the next peak lord meeting, with liu qingge accusing shen qingqiu of saving his life and not taking responsibility for it as if it's a war crime, while shen qingqiu keeps denying he had anything to do with it and if he had saved liu qingge, he'd be rubbing it in his face every chance he got.

it escalates and escalates until liu qingge, red with embarrassment and anger, points at shen qingqiu and says "you were cradling me in your arms!" and shen qingqiu explodes.

mu qingfang tries to calm them down by saying that perhaps liu qingge hallucinated, which is not uncommon for a qi deviation, but that sets off some of the other peak lords who now start teasing him for "dreaming of shen qingqiu coming to rescue him", and of course that only makes it worse.

liu qingge refuses to let it go and starts bringing shen qingqiu his victories to try and pay off his debt, because he is an honorable man and he will not let shen qingqiu get away with this!!

meanwhile shen yuan is watching it from a distance wondering whether he made it better or worse by stepping in.

[lvthkllr]

You know what … I am sick of the Colin slander!

Like some of you are out here pretending the other men of Bridgerton are saints.

Simon took advantage of Daphne’s innocence regarding sex and chose to lie about his ability to have children, essentially trapping her in a marriage that took no consideration for her feelings about having children. And while she was wrong to take advantage of him in figuring out his lies, he then emotionally abandoned her to get back at his dead father.

Anthony was a misogynistic asshole towards Daphne for the entire first season—a behavior that almost resulted in a forced marraige to someone who likely would have abused Daphne mind you. He was extremely rude to his mother during the duration of the first and second seasons when she would advise him to consider his feelings when choosing a wife rather than simply choosing someone for practicality. He chose to court Edwina while he had no real feelings for while carrying out an emotional affair WITH HER SISTER, and upon realizing said feelings for Kate he immediately proposed to Edwina.

And all of that is just me covering the male characters that have been shown on-screen so far, I could write a ten page essay on the toxic male behavior in the novels and you would all realize quite quickly that Colin is far from worst.

I understand that nobody liked Colin’s entrapment line, that he was oblivious to Penelope’s feelings for him, and that his obliviousness led to her potential ruin with the men of the ton (the infamous “not in your wildest fantasies” line).

But he’s also the only Bridgerton man so far to confess his feelings almost immediately after realizing them, and he has a right to be mad at his partner because Penelope lied to him. She spent the back half of season one chastising Marina for not telling Colin the truth of her situation and then chose not to tell him about Lady Whistledown—a secret that would have put both of them in danger once they are married.

I love Penelope, I really do, but let’s stop pretending that Colin had no right to be mad at her about Whistledown when the writing for the season acknowledged that Penelope knew keeping this secret from Colin was wrong. He may have said things that he shouldn’t have, but these characters are not meant to be saints.

[tulipdoesthings]

This is what it's like to be a Little Mac fan who actually remembers his age

[thepeachengineer]

Is Zoro asleep? Yes

Did he fall asleep knowing this was a likely outcome? Also yes.

Bonus

[froggychair05]

- Not Today by BTS

[aster-draws]

They end up standing by a window- light hits the angles of Danny’s face, the bluish, vague refraction from the snowy city, and the warm golden lights of the party carving him out like a Leyendecker portrait.

I can finally post this!!! From chapter 8 of my DeadTired fic Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) I am actually so obsessed with this one- the chapter, the art, the way Tim describes Danny? Ugh it's just so good

[wendytestabrat]

ok so like i was re-watching scenes from black friday a few weeks ago bc i was looking for screencaps to use for my rant on why kyle is the submissive one, and like i don't even remember this scene but can we all acknowledge how kyle deadass just follows cartman around like a puppy dog sometimes LOL.

like hWat is this

[my-pjo-stuff]

Love how Luke's response to Percy asking, “why don’t they mess with you?" being “they know better” implies that Clarisse (or other Ares kids) infact DID attempt to mess with him at some point. Only for Luke to proceed to whoop their asses so hard they never tried again XD