Creep hitting on Regulus @ the bar:
GUY: What’s your body count, beautiful?
REG: That depends.
GUY: On what?
REG: Wether you’re asking how many guys I’ve “taken home” or how many I’ve taken out ☠️
REG (whispers): Both are higher than you’d think.
JAMES: …I want him in a way that’s concerning to my life expectancy.
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☀️The sun that dispels the darkness ☀️ ten points if you know which plant thats in reference to in this piece (shhh patreons ik u know,dont cheat)
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Provide - Jegulus - @stag-microfic - Day 6 - 269 words
Regulus doesn’t expect to see a stag standing in the astronomy tower when he went to do his astronomy homework, but he’s not surprised. He just raises a brow as his lips twitch up into a smile. “Hey, Jamie.”
The stag grunts and gently nudges him with his antlers. Regulus laughs softly and just begins to get his work out. The stag, however is persistent, with jabs and bleats every few moments.
“James,” Regulus frowns, grabbing his inkwell before it can tip over. “You’re going to ruin my work.”
The stag transforms back into James, who sits down beside his boyfriend with a frown. “How’d you know it was me? Don’t you want me to provide an explanation?”
A smirk falls on Regulus’ lips. “You and your friends aren’t as secretive as you think. I saw you lot transform while I was collecting potion ingredients in the Forbidden Forest—including Remus, and he’s told me about his… situation. I know you lot are stupidly noble enough to become animagi for him. Besides, you kept asking me questions about animagi last year. Oh, and your friends call you ‘Prongs.’ So, yeah.” He shrugs, finally looking away from the parchment in front of him and over at James, who’s gaping. This eleicits a chuckle from Regulus.
After a few seconds, James seems to regain consciousness. “I should’ve known you’d figure it out. You’re bloody brilliant.”
“Thank you.” Regulus preens under the compliment. “Now, I’ve got to do my astronomy homework, so stop being distracting.”
James brows furrow. “I’m not even doing anything?”
“Exactly.” Regulus nods, looking back at his homework.
James smirks.
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The Sun eclipsed by Earth, as it would appear on the Moon, illustrated by James Nasmyth, 1874.
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Regulus: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Barty: Elephants.
Regulus: Blocked.
Dorcas: Camels.
Regulus: Extra blocked.
Pandora: Donkeys.
Regulus: Ultra blocked.
Evan: James' dick.
Regulus: …Followed.
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🌞god James and ⭐️god Regulus
A prompt I got from instagram, keep them coming!
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