#and its thirteen! and kutner!

[lokh]

oh shit! its taub!

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

[greghatecrimes]

Kutner: What are your adjectives?

13: My... You mean my pronouns?

Kutner: No, I mean your adjectives

13: Uh- I don't know, what're yours?

Kutner: Sunny and chaotic

I imagined Thirteen trying to follow his lead and say "Okay, I guess mine are maybe... confident and driven" or something, but House interrupts to say "Don't listen to that crap. They're awkward and gay." and Kutner bursts out laughing

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Rewatched the episode of House MD where Kutner dies and I honestly think instead of killing his character off, they should have said that Kutner got a job as physician to then President Barack Obama and that's why he was leaving. Objectively funnier since his actor did leave the show to work for Obama and I know it would have driven House nuts that Kutner was ditching to go play doctor with the President instead of getting verbally abused for House's amusement.

[emptylakes]

s5e9 "last resort" is so crazy to me like HOSTAGE SITUATION... (this is all i have to say about it)

[girlypsyop]

House MD was soo real for the way it portrayed women. They're insane. They're all so fucking crazy! They aren't just rational mommy figures for the unstable men around them. God bless.

[deermook]

Mlp house part 1💯

[lamphous]

good news for the rare handful following me for niche criminal minds slash, my interest has become stuck exactly halfway between hannibal and house, which is exactly where y'all live lmao

[that-jack-kline-bestie]

online or cool dice

omg tyyy

you are very correct :D

[235uranium]

amber is the "cutthroat" side of house while kutner is his passion

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

[greghatecrimes]

girldad M.D.

house and his three gay daughters solving medical mysteries and commiting malpractice

[blissfali]

fuck you House MD 2024 headcanons

House's phone is an iphone 4 that consistently crashes and barely holds a charge. he still has flappy bird

Cameron has a Tiktok page where she posts general medical advice and memes

Every episode Chase walks in with a new Tindr/Grindr match. whichever one he's feeling for the day

Foreman used to be semipopular on vine. House will sometimes quote his old posts to fuck with him

Rachel is a Bluey kid i dont take criticism

The diagnostics department has an official Minecraft server ran by Kutner. Wilson builds a really cool home that House decimates with creative mode. they waste half an episode trying to figure out who did it

Whenever House is forced to dress nice (i.e. wear his doctor coat) he will wear copious amounts of gay pride buttons

Thirteen vapes

Thirteen is into the DSMP. shut up

Kutner is a soundcloud rapper

House makes an anonymous Tiktok page where he opposes every single piece of advice Cameron posts to her account even if its right

diagnostics department has a live twitter update account ran by either Adams or Kutner. havent decided

Park's only form of social media is Instagram and Facebook

Kutner, Thirteen, and Cameron use tumblr. House makes an anonymous Tumblr purely to send them all anon hate

Cuddy has to place a block on various porn sites while on the PPTH wi-fi purely because of you know who

Wilson downloads Grindr and then gets scared so he removes any traces of it from his phone

House wears light up Sketchers

[greghatecrimes]

Home - House M.D.

A little tribute to the show and characters that have brought me a lot of happiness this summer and that feel a little bit like home.

(dialogue subtitles available on youtube!)

[wilsonteav]

My Taub headcanons (also contains Papa Taub headcanons)

• After House's death, he left Plainsboro and returned to being a plastic surgeon. He explained that he respected House very much and that's why he didn't want to work for anyone else.

• He tries to be a better father and person for his daughters. He is afraid that one day they will hate him.

• He brings flowers to Ruby and Rachel for Women's Day even though they are not in relationship.

• Sometimes he goes to Kutner's grave and talks to him and apologizes for not noticing anything.

• He likes sweaters, although he only wears them in the comfort of his home.

• He always tries to be the proudest father of his daughters.

• As he got older, he started wearing glasses.

• Taub got a cat named Lawietee. He named it after Lawrence & Thirteen. Its has mix of black & brown colored fur.

• Taub's favorite way to spend time with daughters is playing board games.

• Taub can play the trumpet, even though he is ashamed of it.

• His musical taste is mix of classical, blues, jazz and pop.

• Chris is not really a halloween liker, but he doesn't stop his daughters from celebrating this day and goes with them to collect the candies.

• Taub loves to play video games on his console in his free time.

[emptylakes]

the fellow hunger games were so fun i wish we got more with the extended team (thirteen and kutner and taub and cole and amber and that old man)