#not tagging everyone jfc

[deeplyclosetedjameswilson]

house characters as high school teachers but none of them can teach bio bc thats cheating

house - physics. specifically ap physics, 1+2 and c. has the best pass rate in the state but thirteen tells him it doesnt matter because his class sizes are tiny (his reputation scares lots of students off). doesn't grade a damn thing, hasn't lesson planned since dinosaurs roamed the earth. department head but really cameron is doing his job

foreman - calculus and geometry. taking ap calc concurrently with dr houses ap physics c is not for the faint of heart. actually a really good teacher. grades harshly but also gives really good feedback. almost impossible to earn an A in his class unless you really understand the material, but he's always available for extra help. kind of dry so hes unpopular with the younger kids. math department head

chase - gym teacher. his first year of teaching the kids screenshotted his instragram pfp and put it up on posters around the school.

cameron - i know i said no bio but cameron is the freshman bio teacher that all the students adore. definitely has kids eating lunch in her classroom. does all of house's department head paperwork. not as good as giving feedback as foreman but she is better about giving chances to go back and retake tests, make up assignments etc. runs the national honor society

wilson - exclusively teaches english class for seniors. literally impossible to fail his class because you just start crying during extra help and he passes you. big on watching movies in class but will assign one of those worksheet to follow along with. its ok if you dont do it because again, you can sniffle and he will give you a 65. if the school can't find a theatre teacher for the year he's an ok backup but insists on doing the classics. have you ever seen high schoolers perform the works of henrik ibsen? english department head

kutner - english teacher, sophomores and juniors. really big on creative writing. class is extremely disorganized, so you're not always sure what you're supposed to be learning but you're having a good time so it doesn't matter. if he thought ahead enough to make his students hold on to all their work they'd have an amazing portfolio but unfortunately he accidentally threw out all your essays from december (he tells you this in april). they were great though. helps run all the extremely nerdy clubs.

thirteen - another math teacher. kind of like foreman she teaches both upper level kids, but in statistics, and the lower level kids in algebra 1. really good at explaining concepts in ways you wouldn't have thought of. dry sense of humor but the kids love it. students have many theories as to why she's called thirteen (that was the average grade on her final, she fails 13 kids a year, her classroom is haunted and she's the 13th teacher to use it) but its because she was house's 13th student teacher (and the 2nd to actually make it into education despite house's best efforts to convince her otherwise)

taub - career change into teaching. combo sociology and psychology teacher. his class isn't the most interesting, but he's a decent teacher. occasional pop quiz and presentation but otherwise he shows off his powerpoint every day and makes you take a quiz on friday. loves to show a movie in class but unlike wilson he does expect you to turn in the worksheet, cmon its literally 5 questions suck it up. coaches golf

cuddy - the principal. she would like a liquor store gift card for an end of year gift please

[hopeinthebox]

bts + reductress headlines pt.14

[peachyutdr]

i finished it, was kicked out of the game, and then spent the next 10 minutes drawing this. i will now go take a shower, most likely cry, and then go through the emotional turmoil of convincing myself to reset so i can do a geno run. i hate it here :D

[poisonousquinzel]

"I'm nobody. I haven't done anything with my life like you have."

Todd Phillips, Scott Silver, Lady Gaga genuinely, lovingly, fuck you.

I will never forgive you. I hope every day your bones get softer and softer and then one day when you're not expecting it, I shall be there, and I will gnaw through your Achilles heel<3

[bananonbinary]

i feel like more and more i'm seeing people get real mad about "cash grabs" in small media, and its SO weird to me cause like...yeah? people selling art are doing so to make money? what did you THINK was going on? just in the fandoms i enjoy, ive seen all the newer h*mestuck content, the m*gnus pr*tocol, and re: dr*cula get really really angry callout posts as if the fact that the creators made them to make money is some sort of dirty secret the op is "exposing." spin offs have ALWAYS been "cash grabs." sorry that artists like to eat i guess.

[todayisafridaynight]

they are judging you

[separatist-apologist]

You guys need to get back in your lanes before @the-lonelybarricade shows up in your comments. She holds MY leash- it is not a mutual leash holding. I think it's funny when she yells at y'all.

[goldenpinof]

This supermegashow video is insane ? like ? people are just saying shit like that about them since 2019 ? ? i mean not sure if they are wrong or that much misinformed apart from dan's wrong words but still insane !!!!!!!!! 'i bet they have crazy sex going on' like randos just say shit like that about them publicly ? yooooo like do they even do that for beyonce and jay z ? do anyone says they have crazy sex ?

people should shut the fuck up about dnp unless they actually know enough to talk about them. i hate misinformation so much. gosh, i hate everything about that. at this point it's just disrespectful to not only Dan (which is like, whatever, some of these people don't know him), but his whole story and experience. like, you can literally watch the video before speaking. you don't have to read someone else's (incorrect!) interpretation of Dan's words. this is fucking bizarre.

we talk about hard launch. and despite me not seeing how anything dnp could say at this point can be considered as hard launch simply because of how much they have already told us and what we know since 2009, i see the point in making a statement for headlines for the outsiders to shut up. like, omg, i know dnp don't really care what these people say because it doesn't change anything. but wouldn't it be fun to just shut them up and take that "hehehaha for clicks" away from them? a launch that is hard not for us but for these mfs.

this is so annoying. all 3 instances. there's a difference between respectfully joking about dnp and just talking shit for no reason. shit that is not even funny! (okay, Trisha was a bit funny, but only because of how unbothered she was about the whole thing. misinformation was still wild).

[criminal-sen]

NEW CHAPTER OF IMPERFECT IS UP!!!! (18+, read my warnings n tags) I am not liable for any crying or screaming that may ensue upon reading<3

[heavenfelll]

The fact that there's still people that think it's okay to repost artwork and say it's their art blows my mind.

[emiliosandozsequence]

tbh the people who hate lestat don't get him lol

[wouldntyouliketoknowthat]

Does anybody know who to ask about Multiple personality disorder experiences because I don’t wanna go around asking people question that bug them like an annoying bigot but I’m also needing to double check if I’m just being weird or if I’m experiencing something

[jtownraindancer]

Ace's TURИ for Burn Rewatch: Eternity How Long

[jewishraypalmer]

I avoided reading the very popular noun of nouns and nouns book until now so I decided (bc curiosity got to me) to listen to the graphic audio. I'm halfway through and I mean this with as much respect as I can but are y'all ok???

[ladyinthebluebox]

[agirlnamednix]

Tumblr keeps feeding me lesbian posts and I'm not a lesbian. But I keep squealing and clicking the little heart because these posts fill my heart with such homosexual glee that I forget I'm training the algorithm to give me more of this delicious sapphic content. Pile my timeline with it. Please. It's so fuckin cute and hot and wait shit maybe I AM having a bisexual panic...