#and its a bonus because his smell like cologne

[deva-arts]

So, Fun fact about me;

I like necklaces and Bracelets made out of String / rope with beads or something. All made by my own hand. Which makes each of them unique. This one below is a necklace with a feather bound to it at the end.

Would Sera ( or God forbid Vincent ) look at that necklace and go " That's Weird" if they ever came across me? Probably. But it looks nice.

Birds and fowl exist. Feather trinkets and accessories don't bother me. After all, it's not like you're using one of mine.

Yeah, what the ripoff said. I've yet to meet a sad freak who wants to use our stuff.

...What's in your pocket, Redhead?

Nothing haha

...

[dira333]

perhaps kirishima with the hugs prompt dira teehee ?? if m’ first !! >//<

Rate my hugs - Kirishima x Reader

Inspiration 1 and 2

“Get ready with me while I rate my partner’s hugs.” You announce, patting your face with the makeup sponge.

Across the room, Eijiro’s ears perk up like he’s turned into a dog.

“Number one, getting hugged while in Hero Costume. 7 out of 10. While the free abs are an absolute bonus, the weird stuff on his shoulders is always in the way.”

“Baby?” You hear him whine a little confused, but you bite your lip and keep talking, now applying Concealer.

“Number two, getting hugged after a grueling work shift. 7 out of 10. I absolutely love holding him safe in my hands after he defeated god knows how many villains or got cats down from trees, but some of these villains stink. And sadly, my boo smells just like them after he fought them.”

“Baby, is that true?” Eijirou’s moved closer now, peering up at you from your shared bed.

“Shh,” you tell him, “I’m filming a video.”

“Oh, sorry.” 

You send him a smile that he reciprocates.

He crashed on the bed right after showering, his still-damp hair down, his features soft. It’s your favorite look on him, but you haven’t been able to get that through his thick head. Yet.

“Number three, getting hugged right before we go on a date,” you send him a cheeky wink. “7 out of 10.”

Eijirou gasps. “7? Babe! I always put on the good cologne before-”

“Shhh,” you can’t stop the giggle that escapes you this time. “I’m sorry Babe, but you always make your hair extra spiky when we go out. Last time you poked me in the head.”

“It was an accident!” 

“I know,” you can’t help chuckling. “I know. But you have to agree that the 7 is valid.”

“Fine,” he huffs, laying back down.

You still catch his mumbled “I thought I was a good hugger.”

“Number four, getting hugged right out of the shower.” 

You fall quiet as you focus on getting your brows right, pretending not to notice the intensity of Eijirou’s stare. He’s invested.

“10 out of 10.”

“WHAT?” He’s sitting up now, staring at you. “That gets a 10 out of 10?”

“Yeah,” you turn to look at him properly, grinning with only one brow done. “You know why?”

“Why?”

“Because you’re so cute with your hair down, all relaxed and soft and cuddly. That’s my favorite you.”

A red blush works its way onto his cheeks and he flops back onto the bed, face down.

“You’re killing me.”

You giggle as you turn back. “I don’t see you complaining.”

-

You hum under your breath as you apply a new color to your nails, the dark red looking eerily similar to Eijirou’s hero costume. He’s probably going to notice, blushing when he does and you can’t wait.

Movement behind you catches you off-guard. The next moment you’re pulled from your chair, strong arms curling around you as you squeal.

“NOOOO! You’re still dripping, Eiji!”

“Don’t care!” He blows a raspberry against your neck. “You said it was 10 out of 10.”

“I take it back,” you try, but your own body betrays you, curling into his embrace. His hair might be dripping water everywhere, but his body is warm and his hold makes you feel safe.

Eijirou snickers, knowing too well what’s going on.

“Getting to hug you any place, any time,” he mumbles into your ear. “10 out of 10.”

[snvffsoda]

headcanons for Ren, Strade, and Lawrence for how they are when driving! //bonus Celia!!

certified passenger princess if not the one driving

confirmed by Gato he's an average driver, but has gotten a ticket for running a red light before (he was trying to get to an anime merch shop to buy a rare figure before it was sold out)

turns his AC up all the way, but will turn it down if asked nicely

drives Strade’s old car, it has a citrusy fresh smell, with a hint of Strade's cheap cologne forever permeated into the vehicle itself

cleans his car every couple of months or so, but does tend to throw and leave his trash in the back seat, usually consisting of old Monster Energy cans and fast food bags

sings loudly to the music he listens to when driving but does get self-conscious and stop when in traffic or is being watched by other drivers

tends to speed when driving, and doesn't notice when he does, like he's always in a hurry when he is at the wheel

has anime stickers on his car window consisting of his favorite anime girls he knows its a bit corny, but he’ll defend that decision with his life if told by someone it is

forgets to use his turn singles sometimes

hates the sound of cars honking or blaring during busy traffic, it irritates his sensitive ears to no need

wanta a motorcycle, but can't afford one

better than Ren, but is still kind of reckless when he does drive

can and will drive over curbs and sidewalks when needing to make a tight turn

contradictory king, it comes to calling out other drivers mistakes on the wheel

listens to music extremely loud when he drives and doesn't turn it down when you're trying to talk with him

surprisingly takes very good care of his car, mostly to hold up a nice appearance to his neighbors, or to his unassuming victims who follow him into it

don’t touch his radio, he can and will get pissed.

acts like a dad when you turn on the indoor car light and freaks out about it

speeds when driving, notices, but doesn't really care

car sex, that is all.

named his car and speaks to it like it can hear and understand him

always knows some sort of back alley or sketchy shortcut to get out of traffic every time he's in it

will curse under his breath and sometimes go on mini rants about bad drivers when seeing them on the road or driving near them

can name almost every brand or type of car he sees when driving, definitely a bit of a car nerd deep down, but will never admit to it

has been caught drunk driving, but talked his way out of getting arrested by the cops and was let go scott-free

doesn't even enjoy driving in general, it gives him anxiety, and would prefer to walk if given the option

keeps a blanket and pillow in his car for when he drives out into the woods at night he’ll tend to sleep in his car when he does

has one of those mini solar dancing flowers on his dashboard

the safest driver out of them all, though he does drive a little too slow sometimes

when alone, he’ll punch at slam at his steering wheel when overwhelmed or extremely angry

keeps a plant in his cup holder and waters it regularly

doesn't listen to music when he drives, but will get nervous when driving with someone else and turn on the radio instinctively, so as to not sit in awkward silence

has hot-boxed in his car before

keeps a can of mace in his glovebox, but has never had to use it

loves the sound of rain hitting his car window when driving, and loves to fall asleep in his car when it rains outside because of it

passenger princess 2.0

Driving? you mean a limo?

jokes aside she's a decent driver, but doesn't like to drive herself places, but when she does, she usually gets where she needs to go without any trouble, that being said,

she's been pulled over for drunk driving many times, and has always paid off her tickets or bought a fancy lawyer to make all her DUI charges go away

never drives the same car twice

has argued and yelled with her husband Harold over the phone or with him in the car while driving and has received stares from passers-by before, she doesn't care though

does her makeup while driving when she's in a hurry or on a tight schedule, and is very good at it

honks her horn at bad drivers and flips them off when they pass, definitely the most outwardly aggressive, when driving out of them all

her cars are ALWAYS clean, almost unnaturally so

keeps a gun in her glove compartment and has never had to use it though stands by it that she does need it

has scratched her business enemies cars up, and threatened to run over her husband and the business associates she despises with her car multiple times

[berylcups]

haiiiii :3 could i perchance request some melone headcanons......... any kind of headcanons, that's totally up to you!! im in need of more content of my favorite purple haired freak :3

Melone HCs?! Now how can I say no to that? 😄 I’ve thought long and hard about this purple blorbo and squeezed all of my thoughts out on here! I hope you enjoy my interpretation of this adorable freak! 💜 Beryl

🍈Melone HCs🍈

CW: This IS Melone we’re talking about so…. Beware the lewdness!

Notes: this is technically number 2 in my list but I thought I’d send this one out first since it got completed first. And it will give you all something to nibble on while I finish up number 1 and start on number 3! 😄 I hope you all enjoy ! 💜 Beryl

This guy sucks at cooking. The most he can do is microwave ramen, Mac and cheese, and boil pasta. 😭

He genuinely thinks pineapple is an ok topping for a pizza. Not bad not great…just OK. The squad is offended and speechless about his apathy of fruit being on a pizza . But his rebuttal is-tomato is a fruit and it’s on a pizza. Someone needs to hold Ghiaccio back because he’s ready to THROW HANDS.🙌

He’s the biggest Anti-hydro homie ever. He HATES drinking plain water. 💧 He only drinks coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, juice, and alcohol. How does he have clear skin?! He uses lots of trendy face creams and just has good genetics. Lucky bastard.😩

He thinks cola and root beer is the nastiest drink imaginable. He calls it the “black bile” based off the 4 humors of the human body.

He forgets to eat…It’s so bad that he gets a little snarky and Ghiaccio kindly reminds him by saying “oi Melone! Quit acting like a cunt and go eat something for fucks sake!”

He stays up ridiculously late. If he’s not pulling an all-nighter, he’s going to bed by 4am.

He sleeps in his underwear…and it’s a thong. 😳 he used to sleep nude but he also sleeps walks occasionally and nobody wants to see his junk so the team forced him to AT LEAST sleep in underwear!

Believe it or not, his natural hair color is purple! He only dyed it blonde to disguise himself for a mission.

He lost his tonsils from getting too many strep throat infections as a kid. He wanted to keep the removed tonsils but his mom said no. 😞

He’s not hairy but he does wax his entire body. No razor, no hair removal creams…just good ol wax. Ouch. 😬 his skin is as smooth as a dolphin.

His perfume/cologne smells like cucumber melon, green tea, and a citrus blend. Mmm…He’s fruity smelling!

He has a insane 4-5 step system when he washes his hair. He’s used to the warm water going cold on him in the middle of his showering routine. He must put up with the chills in order to have the best hair in the squad! …illuso totally isn’t seething with jealousy btw.

Melone was born and raised in Venezia with Ghiaccio as his best friend growing up. His venetian accent isn’t heavy like Ghiaccios.

He’s 25 years old and identifies as nonbinary. Melone is pretty lax with his pronouns but identifies as they/them it/its and he/him.

His sexuality? It’s yes please! 😄 He’s on board to get down with anyone! He has no preference when it comes to gender…you just need to have an open mind! Although, there are bonus points to be given out if you’re physically able (and consenting) to bear children. If not, he definitely won’t hold it against you! He’s DTF and ready to sweep you off your feet!

This guy has no ass but he can dance like he has one. Twerking and grinding his way at the club hopefully into someone’s pants. 😳

This inhuman human can swallow a banana WHOLE. He has no gag reflex, the dentists love him. Take that information for what you will.

He absolutely HATES snakes. Just the sight of them will make him gag 😭. He’s cool with other reptiles though. Just keep snakes away from him. 🐍

He can’t tell what he likes more-cats or dogs. He likes cats because they are independent and clean but…they like to scratch. He likes dogs because they’re loyal and friendly but… they can poo everywhere. It’s a difficult decision for him to decide! He’ll settle with a reptile like a chameleon. 🦎

He went to university for Botanical studies. He has a hobby for horticulture and beekeeping.

He also dabbles in astrology and reading fortunes through palm reading. (Usually by licking your hand 😬)

He has shaky hands. He doesn’t have great dexterity due to all the caffeine he drinks. He wants to paint his nails but it always looks messy. 😬 so he’s stuck using clear nail polish unless he has enough money to go to the nail salon. 💅

He’s an avid video gamer. His console of choice is the PC, but isn’t interested the console vrs PC wars. If there’s a game he likes and it’s only available on a certain platform, he’s going to get it. Ghiaccio, Formaggio, and Pesci are welcome to his consoles but they need their own controller. He doesn’t want no cheeto hands in his squeaky clean controllers! (This is mostly a rule for formaggio since he snacks and plays.) And no touching Melones laptop! That’s his baby—Babyface. And there’s cursed things you might find on there. 🥴

He’s the best at rhythm games while Ghiaccio is the best at racing games. They both rival each other when it comes to puzzle games.

🔥 Spicy HCs 🔥

According to him, the first time he ever got an erection was when he saw a high heel shoe ad in his moms Vogue Italia. He stole that page and “discovered “ himself. 😳 his mom did catch him and she tells this embarrassing story to her friends and family and social gatherings. Yikes 😬

This guy eats ass/pussy like groceries. Like a man who hasn’t eaten in DAYS. He’s a part of the clean plate club if you know what I mean. 😏 you don’t? Well uh… he good at oral idk 🤷‍♀️

Majority of the time he is a bottom. He’ll dom if you want him to. He’s a slut he’ll do ANYTHING you want.

His top kinks are feet, latex, body worship, and breeding (giving and receiving).

His favorite position is doggy, reverse cowgirl, and the classic mating press. This goes for him and his partner.

His favorite times to do it is shower time and when you both wake up. There’s just something about lazily screwing you from behind as he spoons you. It’s his drug and reason for living.

Despite his promiscuous demeanor he doesn’t have one night stands often. He much rather find his soulmate.

He prefers to only use surrogates for babyface that he deems “human trash “. The most toxic of the toxic cruelest ueterus havers. He would never use a good person as materials for his stand. He doesn’t have the heart to believe it or not. His apathy only extends to violent cruel people.

When he finds someone he’s interested in he falls hard. He does want to fuck them ASAP but he wants to treat them like the monarch like they are.

King of aftercare! He’s going to talk sweetly to you and cuddle with you. He’s gonna tend to your bruises, Make a bath for you, clean his fluids off of you, make you something to drink…anything you want 💜

More than likely you will probably be bruising him since he loves being your bottom, but he will still try to give you aftercare after you rode him for over an hour straight. 😅 Be firm and tell him no and give him the same care he gives you. You’ll melt his heart!

[eywaseclipse]

What They Smell Like

Jake: 

back on Earth he grew accustomed to the many scents of ongoing pollution; so one of the ways to help cover up the pungent odors was with Axe body spray 

Now Na’vi he wears his natural musky scent, deeply earthy, like freshly fallen rain

He enjoys his bathing rituals on Pandora due to the rich minerals in the waters, doing wonders for the hair and skin 

He smells quite fresh usually, unless busy with Olo’eyktan duties so he freshens up

His kids have no problem teasing him to tell him he stinks (even though he doesn’t. They’re just being kids) 

Neytiri: 

she favors the floral scents, having been apprenticing under her mother for many years now she makes her own salves, tonics, body oils and perfumes 

mostly consisting of Kllpxiwll (lionberry) Paywll (an aloe like plant), and sometimes banana fruit from eating it

The scents she wears she writes down for kiri because of her interest in flora and fauna as well 

Neteyam: 

it’s no secret the eldest sully is well kept and put together physically, but he also takes great pride in his personal hygiene and care 

usually smelling like fresh white musk, and Tumpasuk (red-orange berry) he smells sweet and earthy 

learning to press oils together for his braids, he opts for the Tumpasuk as its potent serum helps to maintain a healthy scalp and shine 

he and Lo’ak have seen the lab guys use human hygiene products like shampoo, cologne and soap that he sometimes see Lo’ak use 

he was given some old cologne from norm that he took a liking to called “dolce& gabbana light blue” although he can’t pronounce it, it smells incredible 

Lo’ak: 

usually out in the forest causing trouble with spider, he’s adapted to more loose hygiene ways, until spider and him went to the lab to see all the human things that spider has to use when he goes back to the base at the end of the day

Lo’ak took a liking to one of the guys’ axe body spray but spider made him throw it out because “only douchebags wear that”

his fascination with sky people objects has him opting for more chemistry related smells  like old spice 

his way of smelling clean is now carrying old spice deodorant wherever he goes because he’s paranoid of stinking 

Tuk: 

Tuk absolutely adores her siblings and does her best to mimic them in many ways 

she has taken a liking to both the healing ways of her grandmother and some of the human products 

she loves the scientists who constantly give her packs of Hubba Bubba Bubblegum so she usually has a pack of it on her at all times 

she smells sweet like bubblegum from her endless supply, and the Healing Rose oil Neytiri made for her to put in her growing braids and to moisturize her skin 

Lo’ak has on occasion brought back a green apple scent 3 in 1 body wash she liked when they visited the lab too 

Kiri:

constantly exploring the forest and learning of the healing properties from her grandmother she has mastered the art of making her own shampoos, body exfoliants, balms, and cold pressed oils 

she spends much time in the grass, smelling fresh like rainfall and sweet like the flowers around her 

one of her favorite plants is the Lily Pad Tree, the leaves produce a sweet smelling flower she presses into oils and perfumes, along with the citrusy smell of the Pineapple Plant 

her favorite pastime is making shampoos and cold pressed oils for her friends and family as gifts 

Bonus! my oc Tani: 

it’s no secret the lifestyle of an aspiring hunter like herself is rigorous and action packed, but on her down time she thoroughly enjoys spending time with Kiri learning how to make the products from scratch like balms, salves and even body butters 

her favorite scent is a combination of Kllpxiwll (lionberry), musk, and the spicy smelling nectar from the Txumpaywll (Scorpion Thistle) although a deadly carnivorous plant, the nectar can be harvested and used for eating and making natural perfumes, pressed oils and more 

she takes pride in changing her braids every month, using handmade shampoos and oils to keep her hair and scalp healthy; usually using the Healing Rose oil Kiri and Neytiri make together for her

her favorite fruit is the banana fruit, which has a thick calcium rich skin that can be ground and mixed into a rich body butter one of her coveted  products 

felt like dropping this as a little treat:) as a thank you for following me and reading my work. all flora and fauna mentioned are real plants that are on avatar wiki. I have take some artistic licenses with their uses and such. but it's actually 95% canon.

[inkybinkyboink]

@salenrooz​ BET YO

im a SUCKER for scent headcanons i dont even care if its weird

jimmy/saul: k so separated the two for obvious reasons. saul absolutely smells like the worst male cologne in existence. like it’s so strong to the point where it just smells like chemicals. jimmy on the other hand? idk he looks like a clean linen bastard. like it would make sense if it was like the opposite right? like i feel like he doesnt smell like anything, like he smells like fresh laundry and the nail salon he has his office in yknow?

kim: ok ok ok so. kim grew up in what im assuming to be wasn’t the super cleanest house? like pet smells, cigarette smoke, dirty dishes and takeout boxes left on the counter. and i feel like when kim grew up she wanted to become her own person and that includes the way you smell. so i feel like she smells like rose petals, the muted smell of like,,an office filled with paperwork, you know what im talking about, please you have to, and cigarette smoke, because no matter how hard she tries, a part of her will always be stuck in the past.

mike: bruh ok uh like clean laundry, but more muted??? like an old man who lives alone, and he sits in his chair all day watching movies, but he also smells like motor oil and gunpowder and soil. kaylee always thinks it’s just because he goes on hunting trips, and no one ever thinks that it could possibly be because he’s out working for a drug kingpin every day.

howard: like lavender and burts bees hand salve. please i know thats weirdly specific but i dont know what else nails the whole “living natural” more than burts bees and lavender. also slightly like chlorine. though, near the end, maybe more like restless sleep, coffee, and salt.

gus: heres the thing. it depends. i think gus has become very very good at catering himself differently depending on who he’s around. so, if he’s just “gus the los pollos restaurant owner” probably just like old spice shampoo and deodorant. simple. humble. but if he’s “gustavo fring drug kingpin visiting madrigal hq/ cartel connections” then he’s probably wearing just the right amount of cologne, like bergamot or teakwood, something citrus-y.

nacho: like motor oil and leather from working in his dad’s shop, but i feel when he’s at home or if it’s like just him it’s a lot of floral scents, mostly from the girls, but also partly his own doing. not that he uses perfume necessarily, but he’ll light a candle to get the weed smell out of the air and it’s almost always some type of flower. usually rose, or gardenia or something not too overpowering, but still nice. mostly he just smells good, but like,,,not in a comforting way, in a hot way. yknow?

lalo: it’s been like. 2 months and im not over how this bitch would smell. ive said it once and ill say it again, i have and will never meet lalo salamanca because he isn’t real, but the way he smells gives me dysphoria bc you know it’s really good and vv masculine. his grandfather used to burn palo santo because he claimed it helped with headaches. lalo never saw any merit to the claim, but he liked the smell, so when his grandfather passed away he nicked the rest of the burning wood and now his own house just kind of constantly smells like palo santo. has a tendency to use really woodsy scents when it comes to like shampoo and stuff, and he usually smells like spices or cooking oil or something. good god i love him i wanna give him a hug.

chuck: i felt bad leaving him out. chuck smells like plastic and gasoline and like,,,a library in a really weird way. im not saying its good or bad, im just saying it is. kind of probably constantly smells like somethings burning but its not. its just the wires he recklessly tore out of the wall. 

bonus!

skyler white: there needed to b more women in this post ok brba and bcs are really bad for the bechdel test and it makes me mad!!! anyways, i think skyler would smell good yo! like god dude idk like she smells comforting in the same sense that your mom was comforting as a kid, and she smelled like home yknow? 

lydia rodarte-quayle: the same paper scent kim has but stronger. also like herbal teas and cinnamon. and coffee. shes not one to like douse herself in perfume or whatever, but i dont think shes beyond indulging in an expensive fragrance yknow what i mean? lydia smells good but also you can tell she’s rich when she walks by you.

[itzpris15634]

S O

Exams are coming up. Instead of studying, I wrote some silly thoughts I’ve had about my LPS humanizations. Because that’s more fun!

Disclaimer, these are just my personal perceptions of them- feel free to disagree on anything.

Oh, and. Since a couple of these mention their appearances, here’s a link to the post i made with their designs: https://www.tumblr.com/itzpris15634/735150326041247744/first-time-posting-on-this-account-here-we

Ready? Let’s go!

-First, let’s mention their sexualities. Sunil is pansexual, Zoe is bisexual, Pepper is also bisexual (with a preference for women), Penny is asexual and heteromantic, Vinnie is also bi (with a preference for men), Minka is aroace, and Russell is demisexual.

-All their colored hair is all natural. They just live in a world where human hair colors varies a whole lot more.

-Musical instruments? Ooh, yes! The ones that are most into music are Sunil, Penny, and Zoe. Zoe sings (pff, duh-) Sunil can play guitar- both electric and acoustic, but he prefers electric since it sounds cooler. Penny is learning piano. As for the others? Vinnie did drumming back in high school (he and Sunil would even play together sometimes) but he doesn’t as much now. Minka likes the smaller, portable instruments- idk how to describe it, lol. The stuff like triangles, maracas, tambourines… Meanwhile Pepper and Russell just aren’t into playing music that much, but will cheer the others on.

-Russell’s canines are a little sharper and longer than normal. The others like to joke that he’s a vampire because of it.

-Penny has a collection of stuffed animals. Her favorite is a blue-purple panda (which is literally just the actual panda Penny Ling from the show lol-)

-Minka has a fascination for bugs. Going out and observing them, collecting them, studying them- girly just finds bugs interesting.

-Contrasting with Sunil- he has a big big fear of bugs. And Pepper loves to exploit that fear. Most of the time its just playful scares involving plastic bug toys. Or pretending a bug is on his neck or something. While to her, his reactions are funny, he doesn’t think the same.

-In terms of money, Zoe is the most well off among everyone. Her parents are super rich and have spoiled her throughout life. So she does the same to her friends. She’ll just buy them extravagant, expensive gifts out of nowhere. Of course, everyone is friends with her beyond that, but it’s a neat little bonus.

-Pepper is super particular about smell. She owns several different perfumes, colognes, deodorants, sanitizers… Which one she picks depends on her mood for the day.

-Oh hey, more Pepper. When she gets nervous, she’ll sweat. A lot. Kinda adds onto the previous headcanon listing; she’ll use all this stuff to hide the odor. Sometimes she’ll go overboard though, and mix up different clashing scents together. so it becomes kinda strong and overwhelming.

-Vinnie can be super indecisive. Say for example, going to a restaurant. If he’s already been there many times before and already knows his favorite, then perfect! He’ll just go with that. But when it comes to new places… oh boy. He’ll take frickin’ forever to decide. So he’ll usually tag someone along to pick for him in cases like that (usually Sunil). He’ll probably end up liking it anyway.

-Minka wears crocs, right? And you can put lil jibbitz on crocs, right? Well, each jibbit on her crocs represents each of her friends- a banana for herself, a book for russell, a sparkly magic wand for Sunil, the same flower Pepper wears on her suspenders, a bow for Penny, a microphone for Zoe, and the same gecko foot print on Vinnie’s jacket.

Aaaaaand that’s about all I’ve got for now! Should I do more? Maybe even with more characters. Blythe? The other (humanized) pets? Do tell.

[stargazer-sims]

for the oc asks meme you reblogged the other day - 1 & 6 for charlie, eden, and nikolai!

thanks for the ask @holocene-sims ! Here you go ♥

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Charlie, Eden & Nikolai

1. How does your OC feel about their full name?

Charlie's full name is Charles Ki-Yeon Seong. He's okay with his name, neither loving it or hating it. One thing he does like about his full name, though, is that it has both an English and a Korean component, which gives him choice in how he wants to be addressed. He thinks it's a little weird that he and his twin are essentially named after the same person (Charles Eden), but puts it down to the equally bizarre fact that his dad (George) was born in South Korea but is the biggest UK history nerd ever.

Eden's full name is Eden Yeon-Jin Seong, and he loves it. He doesn't care that he's named after some British admiral who died over a hundred years before he was born. He thinks 'Eden' is beautiful all on its own. He also likes that his name is a mixture of Korean and Canadian/English because it reflects exactly how he thinks of himself. His parents immigrated to Canada before he and Charlie were born, so the twins are first-generation Canadians, but in many ways they've maintained their parents' culture and values.

Nikolai's full name is Nikolai Mikhailovich Pavlenko. He doesn't hate it, but he's not overly fond of how Russian it sounds, and yet at the same time he can't imagine ever changing it to something more English-sounding. Like the Seong twins, Nikolai's parents also immigrated to Canada before he was born , also making him a first-generation Canadian. His father, Mikhail, really felt strongly about naming the children with Russian names, so Nikolai and Natalya it was. Nikolai's sister prefers to go by the diminutive of her name, Natascha, all the time with everyone, but only their immediate family and Eden call Nikolai by the diminutive of his name. He absolutely hates it when strangers call him Nik/Nick, particularly when he knows that it's because they can't be bothered trying to figure out how to pronounce his name. Some of his Canadian friends and colleagues call him Nik, but this is something he only allows from people who know him well.

6. What do they smell like?

Nikolai smells like peppermints (probably not much of a surprise)

Eden doesn't really have a distinctive or noticeable scent. He prefers to use scent-free soap and shampoo, and he doesn't like to wear cologne or body spray with strong scents.

Charlie often smells faintly of hair chemicals, from working at the salon. Eden says Charlie's favourite cologne smells a bit like Fireball Cinnamon whiskey.

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bonus fact - Charlie and Eden's parents chose "Canadian names" when they immigrated. Their father, who is a professor of British History, chose what his sons think is the most British name ever; George. He legally changed his name, so now he's George Min-Joon Seong. Their mother's name is Evelyn, although it's been shortened to Evie by her Canadian friends, which she actually likes quite a lot. She is Evelyn In-Hae Seong.

[feistyvampire]

@hollowfaith said: let's go #21-30 | meme

21: in a relationship, are they the ones stealing their partners' clothing? or are they the ones having their clothes stolen?

it could go either way and he wouldn’t mind, but if a partner has comfy clothes he is 100% stealing them. especially if it’s already warm from being worn, in the fall and winter he likes to cozy up in stolen sweaters like that so be prepared for a clothes stealing vampire in your house

22: do they have bumper stickers on their car? if so, what kind? (bonus points for pictures!)

december is usually the designated driver for everything so he probably gets the final say in whatever stickers go on the vehicle but i like to think they did all add something to it lol and maybe in general decked the van out in cool stuff i think these are some that edgar has contributed:

(source: 1 2 3)

23: do they have a comfort movie? book? tv show?

i think the comfort for him from these things comes more from interacting with people about them, like talking about books he's reading with a friend or curling up on a couch with friends to watch something together

24: if forced to wear socks, what kind do they prefer? ( ankle? crew cut? patterned? plain? )

socks are the one thing i don’t think he cares much about bc he figures, well; people don’t see those when he goes out usually anyway. so unless hes dressing up in a way that would show off his legs i guess he only wears simple socks he’s a sandal guy in summer though and socks and sandals are a hard no for him LOL

25: what do they do when they are deep in thought? ( bite their nails? twirl a strand of hair? lick their lips? just look off to the side? nothing too exciting because this is a highly specific question? lol )

i feel like he definitely tends to twirl/play with his hair in moments like that, which could also just be seen as a comfort thing. since he takes very good care of it, it’s soft and pleasant just to run his fingers through it. another thing might be the way he’ll cross his arms and rub his hands over them, both when lost in thought and in situations where he’s anxious, worried, or uncomfortable

26: what is their favorite snack food?

edgar’s favourite candy was definitely alway peach rings, and he would always eat anything that rain baked before his diet had to change

27: what do their hair care products smell like?

edgar takes extremely meticulous care of his hair and usually washes/sets it for going out, so good hygiene and care products are part of his routine. while he probably avoids anything too strong both for the sake of his own sense of smell and for others who could be sensitive to strong smells or perfume he does usually have some sort of light, pleasant smell to it. edgar in general just likes being clean and smelling nice

28: how dedicated are they to their favorite color?

edgar’s color is very strongly red, he looks really good in it, and in most of his art is seen with burgundies, reds, or blacks- or similar shades to those. so i would say he’s pretty dedicated to wearing the colors he looks best in if anything and isn’t so much a fan of lighter colors most of the time

28.1: must everything they own be that color? do they even care that much?

not necessarily, i think he’d be willing to branch out at least somewhat if he thought he would look good in those colors or found accessories or decor that look better in other colors. but he definitely likes to indulge in the vampire aesthetic apparently lol

29: what does their perfume smell like, and how much do they put on?

he’s not much into perfume actually, maybe a little for an occasion pending it’s not an extremely strong perfume or cologne. just a touch of it is enough for him personally and it’s mood dependent too maybe. but maybe if he’s trying to pick people up at a bar or impress someone its worth the extra step

30: do they prefer the overhead lights on in their house? or are they an ambient lighting/holiday lights around the house kinda person?

he is a pretty big fan of holiday lights, even outside of holidays like christmas or halloween he probably leaves them up for however long he wants, and him and his friends do decorate together every year- since most of them all live in the same apartment building getting together to decorate each apartment individually is easy to do if he doesn’t need a lot of light, he probably leaves lights dimmed, or off, since as a vampire he can see pretty decently in the dark as long as he’s careful to consider his eye sight too. but if he has visitors the lights are turned on for their sake, and he still makes sure to have decent lighting for any reading he does.

[xtrablak674]

Sixteen Miles

My hibernation in my apartment had lead my body to forget the exhilaration of bipedal movement. My foray to the clerk's office on Monday to file the small claims document was two miles to and from the court, total four miles.

I had said after my niece's visit that I would get back to walking, but at the time it was too cold to be out in the park like that. But now it was summer and albeit a little humid, it was perfectly fine for a stroll around what I think is the best park in New York City, but I may be a bit biased.

As I make my way counter-clockwise around the parks now closed to cars lanes my mind does a few different things. First I am much more aware of my senses, two days a jogger passed me and a bottled musky smell past by me, I knew he was wearing cologne, which I thought was a little odd to jog in since you would probably be showering after.

My ears are more acute, I play a guessing game with bikers and joggers, trying to determine if its more than one bicycle and if its the racing bikes, electric or casual user. Bonus points if I can guess if there are more than one bikers. With the joggers I attempt to guess their sex by their foot falls, I will admit really short men or tall women usually throw me for a loop but my accuracy isn't that bad.

Having run track in high school and also studied dance, I am acutely aware of people's form and this takes two senses, sight and hearing. How the foot sounds striking the pavement speaks to technique and to be very frank I encounter very few runners with a good technical run. But it is a pleasure when you see someone really bouncing off the balls of their feet and getting their knees high. As a former sprinter I can really appreciate running well.

Being a proud owner of a healthy case of body dysmorphia I am also acutely aware the different body types and the races and ages of those exercising in the park. As you may know I of course love tall men, and twice have seen this guy who I just call Shoulders, he's like 6'2" always jogs shirtless, a little pale but has beautiful lean muscles up and down his fine ass form. I usually only see him once because I encounter him when I am on my last leg right before the final hill. #🤤

I love the older Black women who all seem to know each other, and be out there jogging and walking with the best of them slaying everyone with their flawless skin. Our geriatric crew is also fun to see, usually they are whyte and skinny in a variety of heights, its easy to visualize them as someone's peepaw or great grandfather.

My prime group is the super-lean men with the swimmer like forms that are like skeletons with just a little meat on them and musculature that is refined from the perfect fusion of good food and well-balanced exercise routines. I covet this group so much, albeit most of them are quite short. I have never been lean, and don't really think that genetic profile runs in my family, our folks be meaty and big-boned!

There are a handful of Black men in this group but they are mostly whyte men, some with long hair, other bald all with usually superior technique and clearly the bodies that show for their hard work. I will be candid I am not truly envious of this guys, I really just want to be a leaner version of myself. One thing I have learned from my self-portraiture is that when my stomach is flatter I look great. I mean other than the natural aging effect of being on the planet the amount of time I have been here, I am well preserved.

My favorite wind-down is taking off my sneakers a block from my house and walking barefoot the last block carrying my shoes. It give my feet the air they desire after the ninety minute walk and is a wonderful tactile feel for my well calloused feet. I plan to do fifteen miles next week, and may keep it up as long as the weather allows and will switch to yoga on days where I just can't go out.

[Photo by Brown Estate]

[slashingdisneypasta]

Peter Hayes x Reader || Smexcerpt

*Disclaimer: I like to write in an AU where the characters in Divergent do not choose until they're eighteen years old rather than 16, so on this blog Peter, Tris, Chris, etc are all EIGHTEEN. Four and Eric are 20.

Plot: You and Peter take advantage of finally having a private place together (Set in Erudite, Insurgent time).

Warnings: Short mention of Peter wanting to hurt you, and obviously- smut.

For two young adults who have never had a place just for yourselves before, you think that you and Peter have been acting rather maturely, since you got your own room together in Erudite.

Yes- Your. Own. Room- Together.

You’ve both been a bit preoccupied with the culture shock you got from moving from Dauntless to Erudite, and then dealing with Tris, and now Four… to be too concerned… immediately, at least,… with other things.

But you’re still human and you have a very hot boyfriend, who feels the same way about you.

“Agh… Peter… “So- Naturally- you’ve found yourselves with him thrust balls-deep inside you or with your cheeks hollowed around certain things… pretty often. Whenever you can, really. At night once your duties are over with, in the morning before you head off for duties, on some lunch breaks if they match up… Now is one of those end-of-the-day, fucking-exhausted, needy sessions after a long 8 hours apart of dealing with Erudite Noses that you have not-a-thing in common with at all. You just desperately needed your boyfriend- Your Peter- and you definitely appreciated the dicking down; But that’s just a bonus.

So as you hold him to you with your legs crossed around the back of his hips and your heels dig into him, and he grinds his fat cock through you with the delicious strength and speed combination that you’re sure only Peter possesses, you lose your hands in his thick hair; Your lips against his skin, your mind in his voice. He smells like sweat and this men’s cologne all the guys here seem to use, and you kind of wish you could wash it away- make him smell like him again. A Dauntless boy.

But maybe another day.

Maybe tomorrow morning. Because- Another great thing about Erudite? Private showers.

Disconnecting himself from your lips so you both can breath as he rails you, Peter lets his hand find its way to your throat - he triesto stop himself every time but at some point, it always makes it back there, -, but doesn’t squeeze. He just rubs a thumb up and down the sensitive, delicate skin; Eyes focused there. You know he’s thinking about how easy it would be to hurt you, to wrap his strong fingers around your neck and wring it like a fucking towel, but when you reach up to lace your arms around his neck and catch his attention again, you know he would never do it. Somehow, you both do.

“Enjoying yourself there, Y/N?” Peter asks, and you’re still so shocked that he can talk so smoothly, so clearly, buried so shamelessly inside you, but you like it. Its so him. Not a lot gets to Peter, unless its anger. But even then, you have to be Tris to really aggravate him. Otherwise, he just gets even- he does that with you, even. Purposefully inconveniences you until you come apologising to him all pathetic-like, agreeing to whatever he wanted usually, and he gets all the damn peanut butter off of the top fucking shelf.

You know you feel good to him though, even if he’s composed, because he’s rock hard inside of you- and he always nuts first. Always. Smirking, and raking your fingers back gently through his short chestnut hair, you kiss your way up his skin from his collar bone to the corner of his mouth, where you stop but a breath from his lips and grin up at him; Those manipulative, innocent-seeming brown hues glint mischievously back. “Well, yeah- you’re doing all the work.”

His own smirk only gets more devious as he slowly halts his movements, leaving his dick buried totally in you as you and he both know your cunt will just desperately milk him while getting nothing, drawing an involuntary whine out of you- damn. “That’s because- you know I’m the best at it.” He teases, and when you open your eyes again you see that the asshole is waiting, above you. Waiting, for you to agree. Admit it. Tell him how good at fucking you he is.

Groaning, you roll your eyes. Bunching the fabric of his undershirt in your fists, you weakly tug. “Peter… “

“Come on- say it. I won’t keep going unless you say it.”

“You’re a dick.” But here you are, in his lap with your legs around him, aching walls hot, throbbing and begging for him to keep doing you- so your words don’t have a whole lot of merit to them.

Tough, scarred hands move down your body, and to your pretty, dirty flower stretched around him, and just… sits there on your thigh. It makes you the slightest bit nervous. “So I’ve been told.”

“Peter… “You start again cautiously, biting your bottom lip as your eyes flicker from his face down and back up again.

He moves closer to you, mumbling hotly in your ear. “Say it, and I’ll take the day off tomorrow to fuck you, but leave me hanging, babe, and I might… “Suddenly, with a cruel glint of enjoyment in his eyes, Peter uses his hand on your thigh as leverage to pull his perfect cock out of you halfway- causing a desperate whine of no no!to instantly escape you as you stop him. He raises a brow, but before you can say anything, you’ve crawled over him; Pushing at his shoulders until he’s laid back on the bed and you’re able to slowly sink onto him again, with a sigh.

Now in the ‘cowgirl’ position, with all the power, you lean down over him, a tiny scowl on your face. “Fine. Damn it- Peter, you’re…“You press a kiss to his lips, a gentle one; Full of love for him. Even when he’s being an ass. Even when it’s hard to like him. “Hot. And,” This time you kiss him where his neck becomes his jaw; a sensitive spot that you peck softly, maddeningly. “You have a great dick. And,” You kiss his throat; A hot, open mouth one that has him stretching his neck out to give you more room; A sexy moan escaping him. “I love you. I want you. I needyou, to fuck me. Now,” You brush your lips across his again, and connect gazes slowly. “Please take care of your girlfriend.”

Peter lets out a snort, bucking up into you as if to tell you without words. “Yes ma’am.”

[patrickswhore]

Karl Heisenberg X male reader

A/n: i couldn’t find any gifs of my daddy so I made one 😂 also sorry for not updating for a while, schools been tough but I’m in self isolation so I have plenty of time to write 😂 also light smut towards the end.

I stood at the back of my house, chopping wood for the burner. The snow fell heavy, making the wood crunch as it hit the cold ground.

I could see my breath as I breathed out in exhaustion. This winter was gonna be tough for me and my family. As the only man in my household and newly turned 21, I was just waiting for my sisters to play match makers and find me a young lady... hopefully that would be a while. In my village, being attracted to the same gender isn’t really a thing. So I’ll just have to suck it up, marry and have kids... you know, conform to society.

I walked inside with the lumber, shaking to get the snow off me like a wet dog. I placed it by the fireplace and threw a few blocks on the fire.

I hung my jacket on the coat rack and walked to the living room where my sister was sitting, chatting with a friend and drinking tea.

“Where’ve you been, (Y/N)? Fooling around with a lady?” My sister asked sarcastically, making fun of my lack of luck with women.

“Very funny, Paula” I rolled my eyes and walked into my moms bedroom, knocking softly on the door before entering.

Mother was laying in bed, looking at the ceiling. I knelt by her side, taking her hand. Ever since father passed away she hasn’t been the same, she lays in bed all day, not talking nor eating much.

“How are you feeling, mother?”

“....”

“I haven’t found a job yet.. but I promise I’ll find the money for your medicine, mother.... I promise”

She didn’t answer, she just kept on staring. I sighed and walked out the room, closing the door softly behind me.

“(Y/N), one of the neighbours came with this letter for you when you were out”

My sister handed me a letter, my name on the front in a crude handwriting. I opened the letter, it had a beautiful wax seal, decorated with a horse. The letter read:

Dear (Y/N)

Congratulations on your 21th birthday. You’ve been selected to come work for Karl Heisenberg at the factory on the outskirts of town. You’ve been selected because of your high grades and physical attributes. Please report to the factory as quickly as possible.

Kind regards, Karl Heisenberg.

My heart skipped a beat, Karl Heisenberg was asking me to come work for him. I couldn’t believe it, I rushed to me and my sisters room, quickly putting on some clean clothes and my prayer shoes. I ran into my mothers room, kneeling besides her once again.

“Mother, great news! I’m gonna go work for Lord Heisenberg...”

“.....”

“I love you mother, I’ll be back soon”

I rushed out, giving my sister a peak on the forehead and storming out the front door and into the freezing weather.

I walked up the hill to the metal doors, the factory was up and running, making a hell of a lot of noise. I banged on the heavy doors before it slowly opened on its own, revealing a room filled with scrap metal.

I heard the cracking sound of an intercom before hearing a low voice speaking.

“Ah! (Y/N) great you’re here so quickly. Please make your way to my office, all you have to do is make a left where you are and walk straight. It’s as easy as that, I’ll be waiting”

That must be lord Heisenberg speaking. I straighten up and walked as I had been instructed to. The condors were cramped and dimly lit by red lamps. I felt like the further into the factory I got, the more a putrid smell started to emerge. I finally reached the door, knocking two times.

“Yeah come on in!”

I slowly pushed open the metal door and was pleased that the wretched smell was now being overpowered by the scent of cigar smoke. There he sat, his back turned to me as I slowly shut the door. His hair was long and rugged, and he was toying with a small knife between his fingers.

“It’s great to finally meet you, (Y/N) (L/N). My men has had their eyes on you for a while, but you’re more impressive in person” the man stood up, he was taller then me to start with, but also physically more pumped. I was kinda scrawny, but the winter without my farther had put some meat on my bones.

“It’s an honor to be able to work for you, lord” I bowed my head slightly before looking up and finding him much closer then before. He put a finger under my chin, inspecting my face from different angels.

“My men were right, you surely are a very beautiful man”

My breath hitched in my throat.

“I beg you pardon?”

“Oh don’t play dumb with me, boy... we both know what you are”

“So that’s why you brought me here... not for work”

“Well a special kind of work, if you catch my drift”

“....”

He let go of my chin, moving a step back. I couldn’t deny it, he was extremely hot, but the thought of not being able to sustain my family drove me mad.

“Don’t worry, you’re getting a job at the factory too, and I’ll pay you handsomely for your services.. I know how much your family needs the money”

A stone lifted from my heart. What had I done for mother Miranda to gift me with such fortune? A well paying job and a handsome boss, who could ask for more?

“When do I start?”

“Well, immediately. But first, I have a question” he asked walking closer to me, slowly pushing me against the wall behind us. One hand on the wall besides my head and the other on my waist.

“Do you find me attractive?” His head was inching closer to my neck. His smell was intoxicating, a mix of sweat, cologne and rusty metal. I couldn’t get enough of him.

“Yes, very much”

“Good, because I need you to fix something for me” he grabbed my wrist with the hand from my waist and guided it to his crotch. I cupped his growing bugle as he made a low growling noise, almost like a dog. I started to softly stroke it as he removed his head from my neck, setting his hat on a nearby table before going back to my neck, kissing and biting along the side. I softly grabbed his dick, sending a shockwave through his body. He pulled back, looking at me through his sunglasses, I could slightly see his eyes which were full of lust. He put both his hands on my waist before moving me to the table, turning me around and bending me over it.

“You like that? You dirty man” he huffed, grinding against my ass, a hand on the back of my neck and another under my shirt on the small of my back.

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard, you hear me?” He gave my ass a hard slap, I cried out in pleasure and surprise, gripping the edge of the table.

I could hear his belt buckle being undone as I waited. Suddenly a voice over the loud speakers outside.

“All four lords, report to the castle immediately. Glory be to mother Miranda”

“You have to be fucking kidding me, what does that super sized bitch want now?” He huffed in annoyance buckling his belt again. I stood up, sitting on the table which I had just been bent over.

“I’ll be back very soon” he placed himself between my legs and gave me a passionate kiss, I of course, kissed back.

He put on his hat before storming out the door. I sighed and hung my head. Fuck...

Bonus:

“You’re late, Heisenberg” Alcina snapped as Karl stomped inside.

“I was in the middle of something”

“In the middle of what? You’re such a-“ she stopped dead in her tracks as Karl sat down, completely forgetting about his huge bulge.

“Oh.. I see, you’ve gotten a bit too happy for one of your experiments again”

Karls eyes widened as he swung his jacket over his lap, covering his crotch.

“Shut up bitch, and stop looking at my dick”

“ watch your mouth, child. Moreau, wanna bet on how long this one is gonna last until he kills him?”

Moreau giggled before getting hit in the back with a sheet of metal.

“Not this one, freak!.... this one is different”

“Mhmm, let’s see about that”

“I’ll rip your fucking over sized head off, you stupid bitch!” The hammer flew into Karls hand before Miranda interrupted.

“I’ll fucking show you... he’s the one”

[inahallucination]

Headcannons about what the Poets smell like? And/or their favorite scents :)

idk if i really associate the poets with specific smells

but vaguely

todd prefers floral scented products, however he typically wears non-scented products until he feels more comfortable just using what he wants - non-scented because he doesn’t have an identity lol - floral scents are more feminine and romantic - the romantic side is double bonus because he’s a poet too - lavender smells are supposed to calm you down so he might be a little attracted to them but yeah im not sure in particulars - wait that last part was what todd would like to smell more wasnt it anyway, floral scents have some symbolism religiously and spiritually and i dont really headcanon todd as religious but i think the layered meanings and symbolism might be something todd-like but mostly he just likes smelling like flowers tbh - he also probably owns a shit ton of lotions all different smells, mostly floral and maybe he has a specific favorite - maybe jasmine or gardenia but yea -- he also smells like books - that new book smell, yall know what i mean - and ink - well he smells like a lot of things depending on whats happening, thats just how scents work but i think thats like the most prominent. Well those and Neil

neil probably starts of using very masculine scents but when he gets away from his father id see him leaning towards more fruity smells - fruity smells are loud and bold and fun - all three things that neil would be,,, at first he’d probably use scents similar to his father - like im talking the first things you associate with masculinity - we all know how fragile mr perry’s masculinity is and he totally projects onto his son - anyway - gradually he’d start leaning towards brighter and funner smells - something cheerful -- he’d also experiment with floral scents - specifically any that todd would wear and although he himself tends to lean towards fruity smells he also smells very floral because like todd

charlie owns a shit ton of colognes and he’s todd’s lotion shopping buddy -- he leans towards spicy smells - like cinnamon or something - because he thinks they make him cool -- but mostly they just make the other poets come to him for hugs cuz he smells (and is) warm,,, but like he owns a shit ton of cologne - like its honestly concerning at this point (he also likes fruity scents)

knox definitely owns like the most basic “manly” cologne out there or like he practically bathes in axe body spray - he thinks itll impress the girls. it doesn’t. luckily he grows out of it eventually. then he leans towards lotions and soaps for smell rather than cologne and only uses a small amount if he does use cologne. he’s not particular about smell i think - he just goes to the store, sniffs, and chooses the one that smells the best

cameron typically uses stuff his parents buy or the basics that welton provides - he doesn’t really think about what smells he likes or dislikes. or well what scents he likes on himself. however, in their last year of welton, he’s helping charlie pick up all his stuff from the floor after charlie tossed it aside for one reason or the other and charlie has this one cologne that just smells really good and charlie lets him have it because charlie has a lot of his own - its sandelwood - cameron only plans on wearing it once but the day he does, todd comments that he smells nice and then turns red and stammers away but cameron quite pleased with it - he borrows todd’s lotions and charlie’s colognes and goes through a phase of wearing random ass shit that doesn’t really go well together - but his favorite scent to wear is still sandelwood

meeks probably smells like engine oil - no seriously it just makes sense to me - but also citrus with a hint of floral - citrus because its bright and refreshing and mostly because he just seems like the kind of person and floral because he also just seems like the kinda person idk it makes sense

pitts had an axe body spray but then knox started it and he learned,,, he like meeks smells like engine oils and shit but he personally likes more greens scents for lotions and colognes something lowkey but very nice if that makes sense

huh ig i do associate the poets with smells - but not like one specific scent like oh so and so smells like roses <3 but still fasdklfjfjds

anyway i think todd cares the most about how he smells - i feel like at this point everyone knows i hc todd as someone who likes to feel pretty fjadksfj - and neil gets particular about scent after sometime with todd, charlie should not be given money but he is and thus he has a cologne collection, meeks and pitts could drench themselves with perfume and still smell like a robot’s asshole if that makes sense, and cameron likes sandelwood because why not

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[arcadejohn127-9]

demon brother's Vs human - good morning

[how the demon brother's wake you up Vs how you'd have to wake up them up - romantic]

I know the pet names are corny and lame, I'M corny and lame - forgive me

Lucifer:

He'll gently knock, if you don't respond he'll wait a few moments and knock again

Trying not to be too loud just incase you are sleeping

If you don't respond or wake up, he'll let himself in

He'll turn on a small light so you're not greeted to a bright surprise

"It's time to wake up, my little raven."

One of the many pet names

He'll caress your cheek but if light touch doesn't stir you then he'll shake you awake

He's trying not to be rough

As soon as you're awake he'll kiss your lips, telling you it's Morning

Breakfast is already being prepared - what a bonus!

VS

He wakes up early

TOO early

If you somehow get him sleeping in or wake up before him then good luck

He's an oddity

You'll find him alone in that massive bed of his, such a shame he won't share

Don't worry about being gentle or silent

He's a deep sleeper

Well - that is until-

You try to quietly find the bed side lamp

He's wide awake

You didn't even get to do your planned greeting!

Please be nice to him, he's sleep deprived

"morning, Lucifer, I brought you coffee."

Mammon:

Has a habit to just barging into your room, might throw something at you

He can be a rude awakening

If he has mercy for you

He'll try to be as silent as possible and just climb into bed with you

He'll hold you close and just rest with you for a moment

"hey, awake up!" He'll whisper shout

If you wake up you get greeted with cuddles

"it's been too long since I've seen you, treasure! You should sleep in my bed tonight- but not because I actually missed you!"

You might end up falling asleep in each others arms

VS

He's very much use to Lucifer waking him up

Use to falling out of his bed and being barked orders about breakfast

Just shake him awake and pepper his face with kisses

It will wake him up in the best mood

"good morning, handsome, let's get dressed and hang out later, okay?"

A very happy boy

He'll do that cute growl/yawn

Just shower this man in love

Levithan:

Levi??? Leaving his room???

If the small flood of texts didn't wake you up

Then he'll come over, accidentally forcing the door open harder than expected

Is trying to rack his brain to see what anime had the best morning scenario

He'll open the curtains, and waddle over

When you start stirring he'll start to worry

He's gripping a pillow from the floor

"levi...? Morn-"

"don't ruin my moment, normie!"

He'll smack your face with the pillow

VS

He's easily startled awake

Be as silent and careful as you can

He has a ruri-chan alarm clock that's connected to his phone, he let you have his account on your phone

Just set the time to whenever it is

'rise and shine~! It's time to wake up, me and Azuki-tan need you!'

He'll start to stir

But fully wakes up when he sees you hovering over his bed

"your Henry has arrived! It's time to get up!"

Satan:

He'll bring up a small smoothie, it'll ease you into eating if you have issues eating in the mornings

Will gently closed the door behind

Open all the curtains just enough for light to enter the room but not enough that it'll blind you when you wake up

He'll call out your name

If that doesn't work he'll shake you awake or give you a little tap

"Good morning, Sweet Watson - are you ready for today?"

Please show some love to his nerdy-ness

He will give you time to get up in your own time and will wait for you in the dining hall

VS

He isn't a morning person

If you wake him up expect to get growled out

He'll only communicate in grunts, growls and hums when he wakes up

He sleeps by a window so any light coming in won't effect him

You've bought a poker as a gag gift but now it comes in handy

Keep a fair distance from him and poke him awake

He'll growl at you first but as soon as you speak he's a happy demon

"Rise and shine! My cleaver Sherlock! Breakfast is almost ready."

He'll be coming out of bed soon, just give him a minute

Asmodeus:

He's so gentle

Will climb into your bed and just watch you sleep

Will stroke your arm, use a tissue to wipe away any drool

He's peppering your arm/shoulder in kisses

"it's time to wake up, dear, won't you wake up? Please, for me?"

He'll be smothering you in affection as soon as you wake up regardless if you're a grouch In the Morning

He's already telling you what new routine he's discovered

And how you two need to do it together

VS

Normally sleeps with an eye mask

No amount of light in his room will disturb him

Coax him awake with praise and affection

Loves it when you caress his cheek until he wakes up

"Love bug, its morning."

Help him get ready for the morning and pamper him

Beezlebub:

Won't wake you up straight away

Due to always looking after his sleepy twin

His habit's translate onto you

He's grabbing your uniform or an outfit from your wardrobe

He'll turn on a lamp so you both can see

"Are you awake, honey? You need to get up."

Will shake you awake if you're a heavy sleeper

If you say it's okay, he'll help you get dressed and ready for the day

VS

He's a heavy sleeper

Snoring and biting anything soft in his grasp

Be careful of your hands incase he tries to bite

His brothers normally attached food to a string and he'll wake up just like that

But his sense of smell is very keen, just put your favourite cologne or perfume on

He'll sense as soon as you come near him and start to wake up

Please help him wipe his drool and cup his cheeks, kisses on the nose will be amazing

"Beely bear, Good morning, breakfast is waiting!"

Belphegor:

Belphie? Waking YOU up?!

What a miracle

Most likely is needing you for something

He'll stand over you, like legit climb on the bed and just stand over you

"Baaaaby, wake up, you need to wake up."

isn't always the best as most of the time he'll end up falling asleep with you

VS

You could literally throw him across a room and he'll still be asleep

You might as well just throw him over your shoulder or get beel to do it

Get him dressed for the day and take him to the dining hall yourself

But if that won't work for you

Just gently slap his cheek, do it until he wakes up

He'll snarl but will immediately snuggle into the warmth of your hand after

"My precious boy, rise and shine!"

he's a sucker for sweet talk and praise

You'll end up having to drag him around or have to wake him up all over again

[daintydoilypon]

Thought I would make a quick guide since I do get a lot of questions about my appearance so here’s a quick text guide because I do not have the patience to write it out, typing is much faster //wheeze:

Hygiene: Kinda self-explanatory. Those meme posts about conventions and no one wearing deodorant were made for a reason. If you smell nice, it is a bonus. There was this guy at church when I was a teen that always smelled nice, still remember his hugs to this day. I kinda go all out once every two weeks with a Dainty Pamper Day where I get a nice bubble bath with Epsom salts, candles, incense, in the dark with a face mask and end it with a foot mask because it helps my mental health out as well, hit two birds with one stone. When you take care of yourself, you’ll feel much better!

Pro Tips: 1. Have a signature cologne/perfume! When people smell it in the wild, they will associate it with you! I have an everyday scent (rose water/bath and body works) and a special occasion scent (Chanel No.5 since it was my grandmother’s scent so I wear it in honor of her). #2 works in tandem with #1, spray behind your neck, when people hug you, they will smell it! Also someone once said to spray it where you want people to smooch ya. Take that as you will.

Bonus: If you’re interested in masks for anything, I trust anything that is Made in Korea. They know what they’re doing better than anyone else. You can get them at Marshall's for way cheaper when there’s bulk ones available. I got a 10 pack of face masks for $5! Or 3 for $5 for feet ones! You can get cheaper individual ones at Dollar Tree as well!

Skincare: A good base layer will make makeup sit on top very smooth and nicely. I don’t tend to use makeup since my skin is mostly clear minus some redness, but I got to this point with some good skincare. Now, skincare is tricky as it is different with everyone so I’ll list out my skincare as its basics and you can find products that will best suit your needs.

I have a mist, which isn’t necessary, but there’s something about getting blasted by some fancy water in the morning that just wakes you up. I use a rose water one since it’s supposed to help with redness. (Mario Badescu Facial Spray, $7, lasted over a year thus far and still going, I am trying to get rid of it since I have his green one I want to try)

Next is a serum, this can be whatever is need cause this is the penetrating stuff. I highly recommend things that have hyaluronic acid. You make a lot of it when you’re younger, but as you age, not so much. It helps moisturize and keeps fine lines away. I’ve been using mine for almost 2 years and there’s a reason why people think I am significantly younger //wheeze (I use whatever is available at a Marshalls/TJ Maxx, etc because hyaluronic acid can be expensive, but at those stores you can get them for like $6. I’ve been using mine for over a year and it is still going somehow)

Moisturizer, for obvious reasons, but it also smooths out things in preparation for makeup if you so choose and I will die on this hill for mine. (I use Laneige Water Bank. It be expensive at $38, but it leaves my skin feeling as smooth and soft as a baby’s, it is witchcraft. Been using mine since November and she is looking low, but I think I got another 2-3 months. It is great with makeup, no clumping action. You can find Laneige at Marshalls/etc sometimes, but I have yet to find the water bank series there.)

Pro Tip: Mist, Serum, Moisturizer in that order! 

Bonus: Rose Hip Oil. If you got red discoloration on your face, this will obliterate that almost perfectly. Again, I get mine at Marshalls for cheap, but I would always google the products just in case! I always pick a day where I just use a cleanser and go bare faced, then I use my rose hip oil that evening. 

Speaking of cleansers, have a good one! I use Clean it Zero ($19). It is magical and you don’t need to use much. I use it only when I wear make so mine is still pretty full.

Accentuate: This one isn’t necessary, but it is what helped me the most with my “glow up”. It was seriously just getting a haircut that flatters my face shape. Boom! Suddenly my friends in middle school, once I entered my high school, said “Wow, Dainty! You’re so pretty...now!” That hurt Lily, the fuck, but anyway, I just got a haircut. I got one again when I moved in with Silo and suddenly my childhood guy friends are claiming they “loved me all along”, it’s cursed so do at your own discretion. Same with clothes, like, I do NOT look good in Empire waisted anything, I have come to accept this, but I look damn good in high waisted bottoms. You can pry them from my dead legs in the future.

Pro Tip: There’s a lot of guides for showing what looks good on certain body shapes, but that is just what it is, a guide. It is not set in stone, so if you like something, you like it! And that’d valid. I sometimes wear things that are youthful, really makes me look like a teen even though I’m 28, but I love my Gloomy bear hat with bear ears and matching hoodie, it sparks joy, so ultimately wear what makes YOU confident and/or happy overall! 

But definitely try to step out of your comfort zone with some of the things the guides may suggest, you may be pleasantly surprised! Like I stated previously, I would have never known high waisted was for my body type if I didn’t try it out what the guide suggested and I would have been stuck with horrible mid-rise that highlighted the part of me I was insecure about ajskfljjfs

If there’s anything in particular you would like to know about or would like some suggestions, don’t be afraid to ask! This was all I could think of at midnight lol

[imsointobooks]

I posted 3,241 times in 2021

103 posts created (3%)

3138 posts reblogged (97%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 30.5 posts.

I added 621 tags in 2021

#gwynriel - 107 posts

#gwyneth berdara - 90 posts

#azriel - 83 posts

#acotar - 81 posts

#gwyn x azriel - 68 posts

#cassian - 42 posts

#gwynriel hc - 41 posts

#nesta archeron - 41 posts

#azriel berdara - 36 posts

#rhysand - 32 posts

Longest Tag: 78 characters

#did ppl even read the bonus chapter or are they imagining it up in their heads

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

ACOTAR Predictions

ACOTAR 4: Nessian

Introduction to new conflict (Koschei, Dead Trove)

Healing Arc: Nesta Archeron (Valkyrie)

Love Interest Protagonist: Cassian

Accomplished: Killing the human Queen

Connected to conflict: Illyrians

ACOTAR 5: Gwynriel

Continued conflict (Illyrians, Dead Trove)

Healing Arc: Azriel (Dealing with his unresolved childhood issues and their effects on him and self-worth)

Love Interest Protagonist: Gwyneth Berdara

Accomplishes: Finding the 4th Dead Trove

Connected to conflict: Autumn Court (Through Gwyn's heritage)

Novella: Emorie

Continued conflict: Autumn Court

Healing Arc: Morrigan (clearing her past and feeling comfortable to come out)

Love Interest Protagonist: Emerie

Accomplishes: Clearing to readers what happened with Mor & Eris

Connected to conflict: Autumn Court in the present

ACOTAR 6: Elucien

Continued conflict (Autumn Court, Day Court, Vassa)

Healing Arc: Elain Archeron (coming to terms with being Fae and the mating bond, not being coddled and making choices and struggling)

Love Interest Protagonist: Lucien Vanserra

Accomplishes: Defeating Koschei

Novella (maybe): Happily ever after

Accomplishes: Ties up all loose ends and shows future.

263 notes • Posted 2021-09-17 19:33:38 GMT

#4

Gwyn (grumbling): I hate you

Azriel: Sure you do

Gwyn: I mean it

Az: You are cuddling with me on the couch right now

Gwyn: That's just because of your cologne, it smells good.

Az (grinning): I am not wearing any cologne

Gwyn (groaning): Mother..... The Cauldron just gave you everything one could want right? Smug gorgeous bastard.

Az (looking down at her fondly and kissing her forehead): It sure did❤️

(this applies before and after them getting together)

263 notes • Posted 2021-07-23 05:06:58 GMT

#3

Emerie: Kiss the hottest person in this room.

Nesta: Cassian?

Cassian: I thought you would say Azriel but i am relieved.

Nesta: Move so I can get to Gwyn

Azriel: That's MY hottest person!

268 notes • Posted 2021-07-25 19:32:44 GMT

#2

OKAY JUST IMAGINE:

Nesta, Emerie and Gwyn are having a sleepover. So they are all in Nessian's bed and cuddling.

In Azriel's room, Cassian is trying to cuddle with Azriel aand he's letting him half - heartedly (Because he wants to be macho and doesn't like to cuddle while sleeping but he still likes cuddles so can't give them up). The dynamic is pretty calm here because 500 years of the sleepover.

But the Valkyries? It started with Emerie making them sleepy because she's tired and is starting to have a hangover (drinks with Mor). But turns out Nesta is now sharing Cassian energy. And used to pillow talk.

So Nesta blurts out a random existential dilemma question and Emerie is yelling shut up. But then Gwyn pipes up after 5 minutes about how truly the theory is possible.

And then its over. Nesta and Gwyn have started a debate on the merits of having a water proof book or glow in the dark ink at BLOODY 3 AM. And no matter how much she pushes the pillow against her ears or her hands in their faces they just won't shut up.

Suddenly there is a dark lump with a pillow barging in to Azriel's room and shoving the bat boys away from each other and slamming face down on the bed between them.

Azriel and Cassian have wide eyes with fear with Truthteller in Azriel's hands and a sword in Cassian's.

"Cauldron relax I am sleepy and a lesbian. Just fricking let me sleep." Emerie mutters at their shock and promptly starts to softly snore.

Azriel and Cassian look at each other for a minute, a conversation of 'what the hell just happened?' 'where are the rest of these hellions?' silently passing between them. They promptly shrug and lay back down on Emerie's either side, covering her with their wings as she lets out a satisfied sigh.

The peace doesn't really last because annoying Emerie was half the fun of the midnight debate. Plus glow in the dark ink obviously won.

So 30 minutes later there are two other valkyries standing in the doorway snuggled up with blankets around their shoulder. Cassian lets out a laugh at their forlorn expressions and then shifts to make space for Nesta as she promptly decides to settle next to her mate like a cat.

Gwyn is left standing in the doorway pouting at them all about leaving her out and then jumping in next to Azriel to try to join the snuggle fest, after Az beckons her in to with exasperation. He grumbles with one eye open but then his hands are sneaking around her waist as he holds her tight and then they are just spooning.

Gwyn and Nesta try to rile the others up again before Gwyn shuts up as Azriel threatens to leave the bed if they didn't quiet down (He wasn't going to miss out on sleeping with Gwyn and go away but they didn't know that).

Thankfully the bed is big enough for 3 Illyrians with wings (Bat boys sleepover is a thing), so all of them end up in spooning train which is how they wake up when they have to head out for training. Since then its pretty common to find any combination of people just snuggling together in a sleepover.

This is the justification Az and Gwyn try to give when Nessian walks in on them sleeping together, but "Its not a sleepover that's going on DID YOU TWO HAVE SEX?! ARE YOU TOGETHER? HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO ADORABLE".

Gwyn is blushing up a storm trying to stammer out a denial, before Az groans into the pillow realizing they are not fooling anyone and proceeds to pull Gwyn down back to him in bed and pushes out Nesta with his shadows as they slap the door shut.

They wake up an hour later, with Azriel waking up Gwyn by slowly and lazily making his way down her with his mouth.

Emerie has never more regretted entering rooms without permission.

284 notes • Posted 2021-10-16 12:00:24 GMT

#1

Gwynriel headcanons:

1) Gwyn calling Az adorable.

2) Gwyn calling Az warrior kitty and Cassian warrior puppy and Rhysand a peacock while drunk and them being offended.

3) Gwyn gives Az a peck on the nose and he blushes bright red.

4) Cass and Feyre teasing Azriel about his shadows doing the hippity hoppity dance around Gwyn.

5) Az's shadows thinking of Gwyn as mommy.

6) Rhys and Gwyn friendship brotppp.

7) Gwyn dancing in the kitchen and singing and Az catching her.

8) Az taking Gwyn flying and intentionally doing flips and free falls to tease her and make her scream.

9) Just in general Gwyn doing something really weird or funny and Az just laughing hard and the IC staring at them and going woahhh.

10) A heated sparring session that results in either of on top of each other and almost kissing that someone interrupts.

11) Gwyn being drunk and calling Az hot/ pretty and Az smirking about it in training the whole time next day.

12) Water fight?

13) Gwyn goes upto Az and starts talking to his shadows and compliments them and gives them kisses and Az pouting (bcuz where are his kisses) but feeling happy abt it.

14) Az catching Gwyn reading smut.

15) Rhys and Cass teasing Az about Gwyn.

16) Rhys being a really big Gwynriel shipper.

17) Lucien and Gwyn friendship.

18) Gwyn convincing Az to do something weird and out of character (like spa day or something) and him doing it and then him and cass both go "oh u r wrapped around her finger"

19) Them being besties and sharing secrets and gwyn meeting his mom and going on dates which they call just going out with a friend to others.

20) Gwynriel babysitting and just lots of Az and Nyx moments and Gwyn and Nyx moments.

21) Gwynriel getting caught making out.

22) Gwyn kissing Az's hands and telling him those hands saved her.

23) Gwyn and Az tryibg out things from her smutty books she's excited to or he might like to try.

24) The house matchmaking.

25) Nesta and Emerie teasing Az and buying Gwyn dresses that they know will be the death of Az.

26) Nesta cockblocking Az as payback.

27) Cassian and Gwyn being siblings.

28) Rhys and Gwyn being bffs.

29) Gwyn has a calm reaction to the necklace. (I just think that'd be more in character)

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290 notes • Posted 2021-05-13 20:15:53 GMT

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