#and it's still FUNNY

[snowstories]

I love posts about writing on this site bc so many of them are made in snappish anger so you get completely insane takes like 'characters being relatable is bad' bc the author was pissed at yet another story being ruined by its insistance on flattening an interesting, complex character in pursuit of 'relatability', and you understand and agree that this is an increasingly common problem in mass media that you too are frustrated by. And yet 'characters being relatable is bad' is still an insane take that makes no sense whatsoever.

[kimbapisnotsushi]

i should. change my header probably

[sxnzi-nyja]

Okay, it's been a while, but I've been reminded about this situation

So, it's Nearl the Radiant Knight's rate up, I was going for one copy of Corroserum, nothing more. I'm doing pulls and pulls and not a single snek boy. Before even hitting 75 pulls I got Flametail twice and limited Nearl, without a single Corroserum in sight.

Eventually I hit the 75 pulls mark, so at this point I just bought him from the shop

Guess what happens the next day when I do the free single pull

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Motherfucker decides to finally show up, after 75 pulls of nothing, now of all the times he decided to show up

So yeah, just wanted to share that story cuz it still makes me laugh a bit, stoopid snek, luv u ❤️

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[thankstothe]

!👏

[steveharrington]

redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[mikittalabs]

jane crocker era is over. i'm a survival horror protag now

[sunnyirry]

"Oh, and there's kabru too!!!"

[juuret]

Big finish please I need the third series of the lone centurion i'm begging you

[wysteribun]

got irl jumpscared while boothing

[ezlo-x]

palico lore will always be funny to me. They get paid to hunt just like a human hunter. But since they're small anthropomorphic cats you always treat them like pets or babies. like your palico is grown ass man....cat

[katsinspats]

I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

[clownsuu]

God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?