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word-count-bullet-count · 5 months ago

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that #can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit #chivalry #arthuriana #maybe even #paladin #edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting #knightposting #second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc #morghen coded #compilation post

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emilnikos · 6 months ago

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

#shout out my mutuals who like my textposts even the bad ones #and shoutout my friends for thinking I'm funny. i think

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pookapufferfish · 6 months ago

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#adding tags on the original post so curious people can find out who he is #he is my sona #his name is gator #he is a sharkgator thing (im not even sure #you can send asks about ot if you want #you can also see his full ref if you go to my pinned post and go to sona refs

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daftpatience · 3 months ago

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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying #sewing pattern #vintage cat sewing pattern #calico cat #i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee #if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date #vintage cat pattern

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milkcryptid · 26 days ago

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do people have no shame anymore?

#if you couldn't be bothered to write it i couldn't be bothered to read that shit #this genuinely pissed me off #what even is the point of this? what do you get out of posting something you didn't even make yourself?#im a fanartist the point of it is that i made art with my own two hands! i created something by myself!!!#what the fuck do you get by making a machine do it #ao3 #fuck ai #anti ai

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inkskinned · 9 months ago

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring #bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency #okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like #fanfiction authors having to write dissertations #because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol #this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person #am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''

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the-adventures-of-dave · 1 month ago

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I walked upstairs to find both cats on the couch eating a bag of slowly thawing peas. Life is an adventure.

#I did not get the peas out they just appeared #on the couch #slowly thawing #ripe for the taking #why do my cats even LIKE peas #catblr #petblr #dave the cat #Kepler

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mimimar · 11 days ago

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the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!

this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).

pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.

prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

flower meanings in order of appearance:

#wicked #gelphie #(girl who has so many thoughts about i'm not that girl)#even jonathan bailey said i'm not that girl is a queer anthem. if nobody gets me i know he does #had to hold myself back from doing an animatic to the entire song (i don't have time)#i don't usually work in b&w so i was a little nervous but i'm really proud of how this comic turned out :')#it was a labor of love of many many weeks drawing this in between work #updated with prints for all 8 individual pages since a few people asked♡#might compile it as a little pdf zine when i have time for anyone who wants to keep it in higher resolution to re-read it #elphaba #glinda #gelphie fanart #wicked fanart #wlw #sapphic #lesbian #wlw art #sapphic art #lesbian art #comic #artists on tumblr #glinda x elphaba #elphaba thropp #glinda upland #galinda upland #i'm not that girl #flower meanings #language of flowers

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

#safety wizard #wizard #Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!

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timetravellingkitty · 2 months ago

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being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations

#this isnt even like an exaggeration when i say exact locations #everytime hana pulls out the full legal name i get excited #ਰੇਵਾ

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cowboysmp3 · 9 months ago

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there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #it’s so AOUGH!!!#especially mithrun and falin and thistle #but everyone has some element of this #it’s also so important that the characters in majority DONT get what they want #marcille never gets to even out the lifespan between races #falin is never returned to her pre chimera state #mithrun never got to truly be the version of himself he want to be #like idk i could go on #but there’s smthn to the fact that not all the problems are fixed #and actually most of the time it’s better they aren’t #IDKKKK IRS JUST SO AOUGH

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lowpawly · 7 months ago

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I like how people on tumblr/twitters examples of irredeemable media are always coincidentally media that had been highly popular online 5 years prior and would, say, potentially be something a young adult might be embarrassed about having liked as a teenager at one point

#txt #im calling myself out btw i know it when i see it. i did this so much when i was like 18-23. maybe even older but ill be nice

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aholefilledwithtwigs · 1 year ago

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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

#story time with sair #i might follow up with more #that was a wild living situation even for me #family owned #two neighboring houses of six units total #all of them one family/lived there decades #except the one unit rented out to me

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mettywiththenotes · 3 months ago

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